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quinnwitted: ex-cult game night tomorrow youre all invited
gasballceo: tom_hank_me.gif
quinnwitted: ex-cult + oliver game night*
gasballceo: sick we’ll be there
benjamin18: @gasballceo why are you always so keen to spend time with a cult
gasballceo: which one of us actually joined a cult
jasperofficial: do i count as part of the cult
quinnwitted: ur the reason it exists???
benjamin18: ...why is that in present tense
gasballceo: tbf the others all have their @‘s as jasper related still. ur the outlier benny
jasperofficial: oh did u guys see the convo on my acc earlier??
benjamin18: nah, i only check it when u guys @ me
quinnwitted: well excuse me mr verified, do u have other friends ??
jasperofficial: no i have fans ??? which is even weirder
gasballceo: we are having a conversation ab the literal cult dedicated to u & the idea of having twitter fans is what’s weird?
Jasper / @jasperofficial ✔︎
daily reminder that @jamesjapple left me & my mom with no warning & i didn’t even get a jphone out of it
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f in the chat / @freddofantastic
not related at all but every time i see ur @ i wonder at the implication of UNofficial jaspers
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Jasper / @jasperofficial ✔︎
@jasperinthehat @hoodiejasper @orangejasperpuffer you guys are all unofficial
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f in the chat / @freddofantastic
this creates so many new questions
jasperofficial: i think i accidentally gave them all a boost in followers
quinnwitted: im sure they appreciate it
gasballceo: hey why don’t u ever give me a boost in followers
jasperofficial: youre the head writer of one of the most popular shows ever ??? why do u need my help
gasballceo: but im not verified :(((
benjamin18: sometimes i wonder how long it’ll take before we’re all verified by association
peterson / @orangejasperpuffer
since there’s so many new people i think i’m gonna do some live tweeting. that seems like a good way to introduce u all to this mess
peterson / @orangejasperpuffer
ex-cult + oliver game night: a thread
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int. cult house. we convinced @hoodiejasper to actually follow a recipe for once so the food is actually looks amazing
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@jasperofficial & @quinnwitted have arrived. jasper brought cookies we have to stan
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@benjamin18 just burst in and said “im so sorry for oliver” what has he done now
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@gasballceo has a bucket of apples. quinn is glaring at him. oliver: “let’s play dreamscape roulette” idk what that means but jasper & benjamin are both shaking their heads
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quinn: get out of my house
william: uh, boss, it’s our house now
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okay okay we’re actually gonna play games now!! up first is uno bc we want to start with something simple & fun!!
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so apparently oliver is colourblind ??? ig uno is out
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robert: we could play scrabble
quinn: isn’t that only for four players?
robert: oh well we could play the newlywed game
jasper: isn’t that only for couples?
robert: i would be gamemaster :))
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i don’t know what robert is implying/planning but i don’t like it
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oliver: WAIT YALL HAVE A NINTENDO 64 WHY ARE WE PLAYING BOARD GAMES WHEN WE COULD PLAY T H A T
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new plan: mario kart tournament. place your bets now, who will win?
[quinn] 27%
[benjamin] 32%
[oliver] 19%
[jasper] 22%
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if ur wondering why me, robert and william aren’t included it’s bc we value our sanity
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UPDATE: quinn is the first disqualified
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you all should’ve had more faith in jasper he is killing this
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oliver is out! benjamin & jasper in the final & it’s sure to be a nail biter
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and jasper pulls through as our winner!!! let’s get an f in the chat for benjamin
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robert: great! now let’s play the newlywed game
quinn: +biggest sigh ever+ okay fine
robert: great! quinn & harold, benjamin & jasper, and oliver & william
everyone: ...what?
robert: what? :) did u already have partners in mind? :)
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this game night is a mess
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we have decided that robert was joking & are now playing clue
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william calls it “cluedo” which makes no sense but is very endearing
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oliver, playing as mrs white, when it turns out she’s the killer: no,,, she must’ve had her reasons,,,,
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he just gave the most touching monologue ab her motivations & justifications...twitter cannot do it justice just trust me. quinn is crying. benjamin is pretending he’s not crying.
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maybe i actually should watch lumbersweats agdhakxh
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sorry jasper just found out i haven’t watched lumbersweats and now game night is cancelled for a marathon,, it’s been fun guys
kila / @antiloveparasite
am i the only one hoping that @orangejasperpuffer would live tweet lumbersweats too
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milo / @gasballobsessed
i was hoping for elaboration on “ex-cult + oliver”
gasballceo: peterson is using us for clout
benjamin18: bet you $10 that he ends up verified before us bc of this
quinnwitted: don’t speak that into existence,,,,