Steven Loona Power Hour

by HarmonyOmega

Summary:

Previously known as "Hero Meets Hellhound". I changed the title because I was bored.
[Update 4/11/22: I plan on revisiting this fanfic. That is all.]
[ALL CONTENT WRITTEN PRE-HELLUVA BOSS EPISODE 5 AND I'M NOT A GOOD WRITER DON'T YELL AT ME]
Loona is a horndog and goes to the surface world accidentally crossing paths with Steven Universe™ and doing the dirty with him only to turn to the good side because his dead mom's life.
IDFK what's going on in this i was completely obsessed with helluva boss when I was writing all of this and the unfinished chapters and then I stopped working on it because other stuff in my life. Then helluva 5 came out and I was like.. oh. :( And a lot of this most definitely doesn't even work now. If you're totally obsessed with funny demon show I wouldn't read this it's not canon compliant as of right now. One of these days i'm probably gonna rewrite the whole shebang BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THIS IS LIKE UP FOR GRABS! Idek how that works.

Notes:

So I started writing this before I watched HB. Then I watched HB and I rewrote the entire thing with a new plot because I felt bad about making Loona a total horndog for no reason (and also a complete dick) but I also got a separate idea for another crossover I'm going to keep secret.
Anyways I have no fucking clue well written Loona or Blitzo's cameo is, but I started writing this just for porn and I didn't want to waste the ideas I was coming up with as I was making it, even as I'm typing this.

Chapter 1: Author Update

Hey all, Omega here.

It's been a year since I began to unleash this beast to a world, almost a year since I left it unfinished, and not much has changed since then.
Steven Universe is still gone, Helluva Boss has a full first season and the 2nd is on it's way. I spent another $100+ on Viv's SharkRobot store, the next generation of Pokemon was announced, and my siblings are in other parts of the US fulfilling their individual childhood dreams.

None of that was really necessary but I needed something to show passage of time.

The past few days I've been looking back at this fic and it intrigues me. Part of me wants to come back to it, and another part thinks I won't be able to. I already have one and a half unpublished chapters, which I'm not really sure why I ever didn't publish the one that I did finish, maybe because it kinda sucked ass... But whatever.

My girlfriend said that I should continue from where I left off which is what I think I'll make an attempt to do. And in the meanwhile of this update being out slowly rework everything that already exists to my new preferences and standards(if you can even call it that???). There were some good ideas for chapters I had in my google doc that I really wish to write out.

So, hopefully this message gets properly slotted as the new chapter 1 and it's what new people see. Happy spring break!

And for the love of god, read at your own risk if you dare to continue into the story in it's current state.

 

P.S. - I'm obsessed with Smiling Friends

Chapter 2: The Encounter

In the confines of a somewhat shitty office building in Hell, a hellhound named Loona was stuck having to answer phone calls.

The only thing that made her job more irritating than usual was that she was in heat.

She was alone because those other three were away doing (insert thing here), and tried getting off in the bursts of time the phone wasn't ringing, but it didn't help. The itch was too deep to scratch by herself, and she was starting to get desperate. And really, really pissed off.

She couldn't fuck anybody in Hell, because Blitzo always shoot-and-kill her would've-been partner and gives her the same long scolding that makes her want to kill herself every time she's forced to listen.

She was starting to heavily consider fucking some random no-name mortal, and it was seeming like the only option she had left.

"Motherfucker... If this is what it takes then so be it..." She muttered to herself. 

She took out that book that allowed I.M.P. to travel to the human world (which didn’t even belong to them, plus for some unexplained reason she always had it on her), and opened a portal, stepping through without paying any attention whatsoever. She didn’t even bother to put on her human disguise.

 

....

 

Steven Universe was driving down the road in his Dondai. It had been a few months since he left Beach City, and he was really starting to feel better, being human for once.

What he didn't know was that he was in for an unusual surprise tonight. More unusual than any gem related thing he'd ever faced.

In fact, he was actually on his way to Beach City, to see his friends in person for the first time since he left, and he was actually looking forward to it. Plus, he was still looking for a place to settle down, but he hadn't found one yet. He could probably get help from Garnet and her future vision.

He parked his car on top of a special cliff on the outskirts. It was the very cliff where his mom's magical moss bloomed. The great view of Beach City was better than ever, and he could even make out Little Homeworld. He was relaxing taking in the beautiful midnight blue sight, when suddenly, he heard a noise come from his car. And it didn't sound mechanical, it was almost like a yelp.

He turned a full 180 degrees and his smile turned into a frowny grimace.

Somehow, there was a wolf crammed into the backseat, and it looked very angry. Upon closer inspection, it didn't even look like an average wolf, it looked more humanoid, reminding him of furries, which Connie told him about once. It seemed to be actually talking too, but it was too muffled to make anything out.

He hesitantly opened the door and the furry creature was in such a rush to escape it slammed into him as he was still in the way of the door, and it fell on top of him, in such a manner that her face was now inbetween his legs for a good second, which was a position Steven quickly crawled away from with a small yelp.

The creature got up and looked around seemingly in confusion. She seemed about as tall as Garnet, if not a tad bit shorter.

"Where the fuck am I...?" Loona muttered to herself.

"Uhm- hi. I'm Steven Universe, and you suddenly ended up in the back of my car for... Some reason..." He was confused, and tried not to sound afraid. He got a good long look at the creature which made him a bit anxious. It turned out to be clearly a woman, and she had some rather large "assets", and her clothing was pretty revealing. It reminded him of women in magazines Amethyst gave him.

"I can see that, you dipshit." She responded.

He stuttered a little bit before continuing. "Aaand we're outside my hometown Beach City!" He waved his hands to the view off the cliff. Loona stepped closer to see it with a sway in her big hips.

Whatever this "Beach City" was, she'd never even heard of it before.

"Hmph. Looks like just another shitty little town to me." She spat. Those words hit Steven close to home.

"No, actually it's pretty awesome." He said, a bit of a proud/upset tone in his voice. "And y'know, if you're not another being that's here to kill me-"

Before he could finish, Loona remembered what she was here to do.

"Oh, believe me little man, I'm not here to kill you~" She started walking towards him, licking her lips.

"Then what are you here for?"

She didn't answer, instead beginning to take off her clothes.

"What the fuck?!"

"I want you. And I'm GOING to have you..." She moaned, in a low seductive tone.

"S-stay back!" He summoned his shield in defense. Loona chuckled.

"So, you're some kinda.. fucking magical boy huh?"

"Y-yeah! I am!" He lifted up his shirt to reveal the Pink Diamond gemstone in his navel. "Well, I'm half magic, my mom gave up her physical form to create me andnowshe'sgone. But that's besides the point! I will NOT let you have your way with me!"

Loona just waved her hand. "Oh, don't bother with that shit. I could probably kill you in an instant if I wanted to. But I won't, because I have a little 'problem' that you WILL be taking care of for me..." She growled. "Now let's get to it..."

He backs away from her even more, obviously not taking well to that response.

Loona growls again. "LOOK. I'm in heat and horny as fuck alright. I need someone to pound this hot pussy until I pass out. My fucking d-... boss keeps killing anybody I try to bang, and it pisses me of SO much and I am NOT in the mood to fucking find anybody else!" she snarled.

He shivered in disgust. "Gross! I'm not doing anything like that to you! I have a partner- i think..." His shield dissipated. To be completely honest, he wasn't really sure if Connie was his girlfriend or not.

"You think? Doesn't sound like a good relationship if you only 'think'." She crossed her arms.

"Hey! Just because we haven't... 'done anything' doesn't mean I don't love her! Even if she did.. reject my proposal..." He sighed. Even though he had therapy now, all that old negative stuff still rubbed him the wrong way.

Loona rubs his chest. He didn't even realize how much closer she'd gotten. "You know who won't reject you~? Me. So go ahead and start wrecking my fucking cunt already!" She's starting to sound more demanding now.

"I... uh..."

"Look, we've got all night, and I can make you feel a lot better than your bitch of a girlfriend ever could. Assuming she even did..."

"HEY!" Suddenly his body started glowing pink. He just couldn't hold that back anymore. "That's enough! You're not just gonna stand here and belittle my friends like that! If you wanna get fucked so bad, then so be it!"

While this outburst was surprising to her, she soon returned with a smile.

"Come on then big boy! I can’t take it anymore!" She practically ripped the rest of her clothes off. "I’m in fucking heat! You have no idea how unbearable this feels! I NEED cock!"

He groans. "You really want me that much? Then I'll give it to you bitch!"

He grabbed her shoulders and pinned her against a nearby tree. He was surprisingly a lot stronger than he looked, and she couldn't help but moan a little bit from his manhandling.

"Nnngh... Yeah... Just like that, Mr. Universe..." She moaned, licking her lips again.

Steven winced at being called his dad's nickname but shook it off very quickly. He tilted his head forward, pushing his lips against hers. It was a little awkward since she had a snout, but he still managed to make it work.

A moment after they started kissing, Loona felt a new tingly sensation in her body, and she could tell it wasn't her heat, despite it being in the same area as her sex. Little did they both know, his healing powers cured an STD she had.

As they made out, they grinded their bodies against each other. Loona could feel how hard he was, and she actually found it quite arousing based on how wet she made him.

She then heard a buzzing noise, and it took her a moment to realize it was her phone. She broke off the make out and reached down to grab her phone, which was ringing. She looked at the caller ID and saw it was Blitzo.

She groaned quietly, and reluctantly answered. "Hello?"

"He-he-hey! We got back and kinda sorta noticed you aren't at your desk.. or anywhere else here, or at home.. Soooo where the fuck are ya biiitch?"

"Errm.. Well..."

"Oh, Loonie, don't tell me some guy is trying to stick his 'injector' inside you.. I'll take care of 'em!" She heard the sound of a gun being cocked on the other line. Steven could hear whoever this guy was over the phone and laughed internally at the injector part. It reminded him of the whole Spinel situation.

Loona was getting angry at her adoptive father. She was NOT going to let him kill another one. She had the book anyways, so he couldn't even come to the surface world.

"Listen to me you fucking prick!" She spat at him. "My name is LOONA! And you're not gonna keep fucking controlling me like this! Good luck trying to find me, because you won't be able to either! YOU HOMOSEXUAL. FUCKING ASSHOLE!" 

She crushed the phone in her hand and threw it off the cliffside. It obviously broke into fragments, no bother to her.

She turned back to her potential partner. "Steven!" She was sounding horny again. "Take me! Mark me as your property!" She put her hands on his shoulders and looked into his pink eyes.

He was surprised at how forward she was being. He was just into it before she got on the phone, but that call made things in him die down a bit. However, he was quickly starting to feel that urge to dominate her again as she bucked her hips against his pelvis.

"Hey, you don't have to tell me twice!" He said, a bit surprised by his own impulsive comments, but also definitely turned on by her actions.

As they started to become intimate yet again, she suddenly felt his raw stick rubbing against her crotch, which made her pussy ache for it to be inside her.

"Lemme show you what my dad calls the Ol' Universe Charm~" Steven giggled as he finally had the chance to say that.

With his dick in his hand, he slowly guided it into her warmth. She was completely soaked so it was rather easy to slide it in.

In a strange way, it felt unlike any dick she'd ever had, despite him seeming to be an ordinary human aside from the whole magic thing. It probably had something to do with that.

As he pumped in and out of her, she took the opportunity to put her hand over his and guided it to her tits. He played with them as he pleasured her.

"Oh fuck yes! Mr. Universe, destroy my hellhound pussy! I fucking deserve it~!" She moaned with each thrust.

While she was certainly a loud one, it had to be said her voice wasn't half bad either. It was almost like it didn't match what she looked like, but it was pleasant.

"Fuh-fuck~! How are you reaching so deep?!" She tried to say in a nearly slurred mess of moans.

He could tell she was getting close, so he slammed into her harder.

"D-daddy!! Ungh~!! P-paint my fucking walls white~!!" She shouted as her walls clamped down on the length of flesh inside her. Her large tail wrapped around his body.

He continued to ram in and out of her as she leaked all over his dick, but he didn't stop. He just kept going.

Eventually he caused her to have an orgasm and it soaked his crotch. He felt so good, despite his inexperience. It was the first time she could honestly say she loved being fucked, as her mind went blank during what was most likely the greatest sexual experience of her life. She did, however, feel something hot spewing into her, which she was aware enough to know exactly what was.

After resting for a moment, she looked at him and smiled.

"That was...'" She paused to try to regain her breath. "That was fucking amazing!"

He pulled out of Loona resting her against where they fucked. Her legs were spread and his juices oozed out of her.

"I... I did it..." He started laughing. "I finally did it!" The pink glowing had gone away by now.

"You did." She smirked and kissed him.

"...I love you, Mr. Universe!"

He blushed a bit at her confession, but didn't hesitate to return it. Soon, he helped her up, and walked her to the passenger side of his car, helping her into the seat. He got into his own seat, and tapped at the steering wheel before Loona broke the silence.

"So... the 'magic' thing... What's your story?"

Chapter 3: Breakfast Together

Summary:

Steven introduces Loona (disguised as a human) to the gems and vice versa. Things go south rather quickly.

Notes:

I started writing this chapter shortly after I published the first one here. I took a nap eventually and continued working on it the rest of the day, basically.

The sun was beginning to rise. Loona had been in her human disguise for a while now, and since she didn't have clothes anymore, Steven gave her some of his old clothes he held onto as a keepsake. It wasn't quite her colors, but she actually didn't mind.

He'd been telling her about his whole journey growing up. From thinking ice cream activated his powers, all the way up until he left Beach City to just... Be human. He sang a lot of the songs live for her, and there were some times when she chimed in.

"...and you're able to 'fuse' with other people?" She had a fascination with that.

"Yeah, but only because I'm half human. And I've only fused with Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, and also Connie and my dad."

She isn't sure why, but she made a mental note of that.

"What about you? You're pretty mysterious. You said you're from Hell, so I take it you're like some sort of demon?"

"Hellhound, yeah. I'm not sure if I would call myself a demon like that."

"And.. what's your job? Or, what was it?"

She groaned. "So, my stepdad Blitzo, who adopted me when I was 18 which is really fucking stupid, runs this thing called I.M.P., him and these other two little fuckers named Millie and Moxxie are basically hitmen who kill people, and we get orders from people who die and come to hell. I'm just a receptionist, I rarely get my hands dirty myself. I was bait one time though."

"That's horrible."

"Yeah, what do you expect though?" She sighed. "Sometimes, I do honestly think it's fucking retarded, especially with how messy they do their jobs, but I've never told 'em."

That reminded Steven of himself. "Heh, It took me a long time to stand up against the gems for treating me like a kid too, just because I couldn't control my powers correctly. But that was a long time ago."

Loona actually had an epiphany and then looked at him.

"Wow... We sure do seem to have quite a few things in common, huh?"

"Yeah, I guess we do..."

They held each other's hand as the sun reached their faces.

"We should get going now. Or- well, I should probably tell them I have a new friend with me." He got out his phone, but before he could text anybody, he saw a few texts in his chat with the Crystal Gems.

Garnet: Don't worry Steven, we'll make sure your friend receives a warm welcome. (thumbs up)

Amethyst: Oohlala, Steven, did you get yourself a girlfraaaaand? ;D

Pearl: Amethyst, don't embarrass him when he actually gets here. And Steven! We'll have a welcome back breakfast ready for you too. Garnet told us you didn't eat yet (smiling emoji)

Amethyst: chillax P, I was just bein a jokester! It's wut I do! :P

Pearl: Why do you keep appending symbols and letters to your messages?

"Thanks guys. OMW now. And Pearl, it's like an emoji, but made with the keyboard before emojis were really a thing." he texted back.

He started up the Dondai, and they were on their way. Soon, the sun had fully risen, and it became a beautiful day.

"So..." Loona started. "Do you think your family and friends will like me?"

"Oh, yeah. I'm sure they will. Well, as long as Garnet doesn't find out you're literally from Hell and tried to assault me when we first met, things should be fine."

"Do you.. think that Connie girl will be mad at you?"

"Oh..." He hadn't really thought of it. "Well, we actually haven't really been... talking that much recently? So I guess we are kinda not dating..." A part of Steven wondered if any of the weddings Garnet planned with her future vision involved Loona- but it was way too soon for thoughts like that! He quickly pushed it out of priority.

"I guess I've got more Steven for me then." She laughed a little bit. It was the first one in a long time that wasn't caused by something bad. But she was thinking about something. Was she really getting feelings for some half human hybrid? She only came here to get dicked down, but...

"So..." She tried to change the conversation. "You sure do know how to play that baby guitar."

Steven chuckled a bit. "It's called a ukulele. And yeah, I've been playing since before I even moved in with the gems." While he didn't have his original ukulele anymore, he bought a brand new one because he couldn't resist.

"Do you... wanna hear those songs again?" He held up a cassette tape. He'd recorded himself playing throughout his life so far onto a single cassette his dad gave him eventually. It's a wonder how it's lasted so long.

"I'd... love to."

He stuck it in the tape deck. Soon an ambience of beach sounds came through the speakers, then an inhalation.

 

If you're evil and you're on the rise, 

you can count on the four of us taking you down

'Cause we're good and evil never beats us, 

we'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas

 

As he entered Beach City, he could see all the people and gems out to greet him again. Some were looking in awe at Loona, which instantly told him that they didn't get the memo.

He soon arrived at the temple beach house, and parked in his old spot.

"This is where you lived, huh?" Loona asked.

"Yeah. But it wasn't actually as fancy as this a few years ago." He got out of the car, and helped Loona out of the passenger side, since her legs were still a bit sore from their passionate fornication .

The gems were outside on the porch and Steven waved up at them.

"Hey guys!" He wasted no time in going up to his family. Loona followed behind him, a bit shy.

"Oh my gosh, it's really him!" Amethyst yelled. "And he's got a girlfriend!"

Steven got a little flustered.

"Hello, everyone." Loona greeted shyly. She was behind Steven, and it was easier to tell she was taller than the young adult.

Amethyst made a playful meowing sound. "Steven! I didn't know you had it in you!"

"Had... what in me?" He scratched the back of his head.

"Come on dude! This chick is like, a total MILF!"

Steven laughed nervously at hearing that and blushed.

"Amethyst, cut it out." Pearl calmly scolded the purple gem. "And stop saying that word."

"So! Everybody, this is Loona!" He gestured to the woman now next to him. "Loona, these are the Crystal Gems and my dad whom I told you all about."

"It's nice to meet you all," Loona greeted politely.

"So, where are you from, Loona?" Pearl asked.

"Hell." She said, as if there was no problem in stating that. Steven quickly “corrected” her.

"Mmmichigan! Hell, Michigan. It's a real place ya know!" He tried his best to make it sound like he wasn't lying.

Before anybody could respond, he quickly changed the subject.

"How about that breakfast?"

"Yeah, let's go inside, I'm HONGRAY!" Amethyst said.

And so everybody went inside the beach house to sit at the counter in the kitchen.

"We didn't forget you're a vegan, so we made sure to check the ingredients. It's all safe for you to eat."

"Thanks, Pearl."

"So, you used to live here, right? Where's your room at?" Loona asked,

"Oh, well, I gave my room room to my dad when I moved out, but I have a room in the temple! It was my mom's, and I can make anything I want in there as long as I don't overload it." He explained.

"That's cool... Mind showing it to me later?"

"Of course! I'd love to."

As Steven and Loona ate (Greg was taking his time and Amethyst just ate her entire plate in a single bite. Classic Amethyst.), the conversation slowly warmed up.

"So, you guys cared enough about life on Earth to want to protect it, huh?" Loona asked. Part of her job was literally killing humans (but obviously she didn't tell any of the gems that), so it was interesting to hear about from the opposite perspective.

"Correct." Garnet stated monotone.

There was a brief moment of silence before Pearl asked something. "So, Steven, how did you two meet?"

He wasn't about to tell her how she came out of a portal in his car and then shortly after they had wild sex. He needed to come up with a believable story. 

"Oh well I was sitting outside of Beach City and she just sorta popped up randomly!" Shit. Hopefully that sounded normal enough to them. 

His father, Greg, was sitting next to him. Loona was sitting on the other side of Steven, and she peered over at him.

"You seem to have a good relationship with your son.. My stepdad fucking sucks." She said. 

Greg gave a surprised look before replying.

"Oh, well I'm sure he's trying his best..."

"NO. He's full of shit. Always has been and probably always will be." She replied bluntly.

Garnet looked at her with an unreadable face. She had a feeling something was up with this girl. 

Amethyst had her turn to ask a question. "So Loona, how old are you?"

"Twenty."

Greg accidentally spat his coffee out, Amethyst's jaw dropped and Pearl was the first one to speak up.

"Whaa?! Steven, why are you dating a 20 year old? You're 16!"

He kept his calm.

"Uh... Pearl? I turned 17 last week and nobody really messaged me about it." Steven said with more annoyance than he meant to.

"If it was your birthday last week, I would've known about it." She had a bit of a tone to her voice. "Either way, you're underage and shouldn't even be with her!"

Loona was getting irritated at all of this. "HEY! Why don't you back the fuck off from my man, bitch?!" She spat at her. Amethyst ooo'ed.

Pearl was shocked at this sudden change of attitude. "EXCUSE me?!"

"Yeah, bitch!" Loona replied back. "Get off his fuckin' case! He doesn't live with you anymore and he can do whatever the FUCK he wants to do!" She snarled at her, in a definitely non-human way.

"Loona, this isn't worth it..." Steven tried to calm her down, but she ignored him.

"Steven and I are in love and there's nothing you can fucking do about it!"

He had an anxious look on his face. Before he could speak for himself, Loona pulled him into an unexpected sloppy kiss, and she was wildly moaning for extra emphasis.

Greg, with a poker face, slowly got up from his seat and went outside. Amethyst was snickering, and Pearl made one of her classic indescribable panic noises. 

Garnet was the only one that stayed silent through it all. As for Loona, she didn't care as much about what everyone else thought of her. She knew that she made the right choice in kissing him.

He pulled away from it. His eyes were flickering back and forth between her and the gems. 

"Show them how much you love me! Fuck me again, right here in front of them! Harder than last time!"

"a-AGAIN?!" Pearl squawked. Amethyst was laughing her ass off at this point. 

"Tell them Steven! About how hard you dominated my tight, warm, hungry hellhound pussy~!"

Pearl made another disgusted noise. Loona was now arguing with her, Garnet quietly walked away to what used to be the bubble room, and Steven wasn’t exactly happy now. He was on the verge of turning pink again. 

In a rush of adrenaline, Steven yanked Loona’s arm and ran off with her to Rose’s room.

He collapsed on his knees, taking deep breaths, when suddenly he felt his phone vibrate. He got a text from an unknown number.

Everything around him tuned out to nothingness and he felt his body go cold as he read it. 

You better watch your back if you want to live. We're coming for you, Steven Universe.

Notes:

Who could this stranger threatening Steven be? Perhaps a certain group of strangers?
On an unrelated note, my favorite things to write are Pearl having hissy fits, Loona being bitchy, and Amethyst being Amethyst. The text messages were fun too.

Chapter 4: Loona’s Breakthrough

Summary:

Loona recognizes the number that texted Steven, and she uses Rose's room to vent. When her own creations talk to her like she's dirt, and describe Steven's "fate", she realizes who she relates to a lot, which is why she has feelings for Steven.

Notes:

In this edition of beginning notes:
I found out "Heroine" is a female term so I'm going to change it.
This chapter was going to be longer, but I wanted to split it so it would be easier to come up with a chapter name. I also made some last minute changes while proofreading it, added a little more to it. Hopefully I didn't accidentally miss anything.
Edit: i fixed a single typo :P
5/6/21 update: Are you still reading this? Why are you still reading this? This chapter's kinda cringe NGL

Loona was trying to get Steven's attention. He was doing that weird thing where he was glowing pink again. She knew what this meant, and was trying to stop anything from escalating further.

"Steven! Are you okay?!"

He finally snapped out of it, and stood up. "Huh? Oh... Right." He took a deep breath to relax himself.

"Loona... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT OUT THERE?!" he screamed at her.

"I-I was defending myself, and you! Pearl had no right to say we shouldn't be together just because some dumb fuckin' age gap!" She stuttered back at him. His yelling was like a gunshot to her heart, it was a feeling she didn't even know before now. She started to back away from him.

"I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell at you..." His glowing slowly reduced. Loona felt something wet on her cheek. She brought her hand up to touch it, and was surprised to find tears. She hasn’t cried in a very, very long time.

There was silence as they both stood in the pink, cloudy room. One could almost hear a faint tune if nobody made a single noise.

"I'm just.. Getting on edge now! Look at this!" He brought his phone up to her. "I just got a random death threat for no apparent reason, from some number I don't even know!"

She looked at the text. And then the number it was from, registering every digit instantly.

"Oh-oh no... Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Was all she could say.

"Uhm.. do you... recognize who it's from?"

"Yeah. Yeah, I do..."

More silence.

"...You said this room could create anything, right? Even beings?"

"Yeah, but they're not real, only what you think of them to be in your head so they might play mind games with you, and only I can control the room." He pondered for a moment. "Hey, room? I want you to also start listening to Loona now, if you can."

He wondered if Loona could make stuff, with those words. "Okay, try now."

She stood for a second, before clearing her throat.

"I... I want to see my... stepdad, and my co-workers!"

They both stood waiting, and then suddenly, before Loona poofed in exactly who'd she asked for. Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie. They were nothing like Steven had imagined them, but he kept that thought to himself.

"There you are, my little pup!" The not-real Blitzo exclaimed to the very real Loona. "Did ya have fun, get everything out of your system?"

Loona angrily approached him. "All three of you LISTEN. I don't know who came to you and paid to get Steven killed, but I'm not going to let you do that to him..."

Blitzo stepped back. "Oooooh, a little feisty today, are we? So ya fucked a mortal because you were horny and now you've got feelings for him? Oh, get over it honey."

Millie chimed in after him, and she laughed. "Oh, Loona, you really are a fucking whore ya know that?" She walked over to Steven and rubbed a finger on him. He forgot how eerily realistic this room could make stuff. He also noted her southern accent. "Not only is it against the law to unironically fall in love with mortals, but we have a job to do~! It doesn't matter who the hell it is, if someone wants a human killed, we gotta do it!" She ran her finger across his neck. He didn't move out of fear.

Loona growled at her. "I don't give a fuck if you're real or fake. DON'T. FUCKING. TOUCH HIM."

Millie only chuckled again. "Or what, little hellhound? Gonna cry? I bet your boyfriend wouldn't stand a chance against us~"

"Oh stop being so dramatic, Millie." Moxxie intervened. "Look, I personally don't give a shit what you do with anybody, or what you think about them, but business is business." Loona snarled at him which he cowered back in response to. 

She tried keeping in the back of her head that these weren't actually the real deals. But fuck, they acted exactly like them. Well, what she imagined them to be like, anyways.

Meanwhile, Steven was busy wondering who could've died that would want him dead. He couldn't come to any conclusion.

"Now, about that human..." Blitzo started. “We know he’s not just a human. Our client told us all about that fuckin’ magical shit.” He turned to face Steven. “About how he can heal himself. We can’t let that happen now can we?”

Millie circled her index finger around Steven’s gem, covered up by his shirt. He was stiff as a statue. “Y’wanna know what we’re gonna do?” She put her fingers around the edges of it. “We’re gonna rip out that diamond of his, and SHATTER it. And he’s gonna die a slow, painful death, and none of his friends will be able to save him…”

Loona’s fists were balled tight. Her heart was starting to ache and she didn’t know why.

“You should know that you can’t save him.” Moxxie spoke up again. “You know what he’s done, his own actions caused the death of others, so he’s already destined to go to Hell.” The tone he had was rather acidic.

Loona turned to face the imp. “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” She yelled, but none of them would stop.

They kept describing different death scenarios for Steven in gruesome detail, and they kept tossing around that they should kill all of his other friends in front of him just for fun.

they're not real, only what you think of them to be in your head, so they might play mind games with you.

Without any warning, Loona finally snapped.

"YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS!" Loona spat. "DON'T YOU SEE? This whole assassination thing, all of it! I don't care where the fuck any of us are from, I don’t fucking care about it anymore, IT'S ALL SO FUCKED UP!" Tears now ran down her face and she fell to her knees.

The three imps looked at her with some kind of emotionless look on their faces.

"So fucking what I only came here because I was horny? That doesn't matter anymore!"

No response, so Loona continued. "Steven made me realize something... I've heard what these fuckers in his life did and said to him his entire childhood. It’s like... I heard about nearly the same kind of shit we do from the victim's perspective! And I never thought... Fuck, I didn't think I could ever actually have feelings for someone..."

Still silence. Loona slowly put the pieces together in her head, and then it clicked.

"I... I feel just like the Crystal Gems! They realized how awful their gem Homeworld was, how horrible what the diamonds were doing, and the leader of the rebellion was one of the diamonds herself!"

She looked to Steven. "This... Pink Diamond... I can relate to her, because the other three diamonds treated her awfully and made her feel worthless," She turned again to make direct eye contact with Blitzo. "and dad, that's exactly what you make me fucking feel like sometimes!"

She began wiping her eyes, but then took a deep breath and stopped herself from crying anymore. She suddenly remembered one of the songs Steven sang while telling his life story, and it echoed throughout the room.

You can make an effort

Starting with tonight~

‘Cause you…

You can make a change

She slowly got back up, and looked at the floor. 

"I... I FUCKING QUIT!" She shouted with her head still down.

The three, including Steven, were staring at her in silence still. Suddenly, a gust blew over all of them and the pink room turned a crimson red.

"Well, you've made a big decision, little hellhound." Millie said. She pulled out a pocket knife and held it to Steven's neck, and he yelped.

"L-Loona! Make these things go AWAY!" She didn't know how to do that, and Steven couldn't escape from Millie's grasp. Could these things actually kill him, even if they were just made of clouds?

"You bitch! Let him go!" Loona grabbed the knife out of Millie's hand, and before the fake Millie could react, she stabbed her in the eye, which caused her to vanish into clouds.  

"And fuck you too!" She slashed her claws at Moxxie's chest, causing him to poof into clouds as well.

Now, there was only Blitzo left to deal with.  "Now, now, hold on there, Loonie.." He stepped towards her. She immediately bared her teeth.

"Don't fucking call me that! I'm not going to let some fucking monsters take away the only person who cares about me!" She kicked one of his knees and he let out a pained howl and fell down. "And don't you forget it!"

She stomped on his head with a great force, and he turned into clouds just like the others. Loona once again fell to her knees in exhaustion.

Steven ran up to her and put his hand on her shoulder.  "Are you okay?"

"Yeah..." She looked up at him with watery eyes. "I finally understand why I feel the way I feel about you now. It's not just lust."

He helped her up to her legs.  "Come on, let's get the hell out of here."

The two ran out of the room and back into the temple house. Everybody had left after that scene earlier.

"Your family probably hates me now..." She said.

"They'll get over it."

Silence. Loona took out the book that brought her here.

"I need to get rid of this. Burn it. Make sure nothing can come out of it, if that's even possible. Anything to put off those three coming to find us for longer."

"I think I know the perfect gem for that. Well, a gem." Loona gave Steven the book to hold on to. "Should I… bubble this?"

“Oh! I suppose you could, but only anybody that’s literally been to hell can activate it, so I thiiink it should be okay? Take a peek inside if you want to or whatever gets you off.”

After bubbling the book just to be safe, he took her hand and they went outside, and started walking to Little Homeworld, the long way.

"Hey, I want to apologize for what happened earlier..." Loona said. "I guess I still have some urges left. Maybe."

"Heyyy, don't worry about it! I know now that you're going through some rough stuff." Steven reassured. He was pretty well known for saying that to people who beat themselves up.

As they walked, Loona got to witness the many Gems working alongside humans, and Steven waved as they passed by them. There was nothing quite like it in Hell. Eventually, Loona spoke up.

"I can't believe humans and other non-human sentient species are getting along so well! I've never seen anything like this before... And that doesn't include those fake ass succubus bitches."

He ignored that last part. "It's called civilization, Loona." Steven said, with a small laugh.

"I'm just so... overwhelmed by all of it, I have no words."

They came to a stop.

“There must not be a ton of things you’ve never experienced, huh? Not even an amusement park like Funland?”

“Yeah, I suppose you could say that.” She shivered at the thought of Loo Loo Land, which the boy didn’t notice.

Steven looked out of the corner of his eye, and then turned his head to his favorite donut establishment ever established for donuts.

“Have you… ever had a donut before?”

“You mean those things you hardly told me about? You didn’t even describe them.”

Steven became dumbfounded and slapped his forehead. “Whaaaat?! I can’t believe I could’ve been so ignorant! Come on, the Big Donut is just over here!” He gestured his hands to the building.

Notes:

I wanted to make this a separate section. I came up with some [PROBABLY NONSENSICAL NOW] headcanons since there's still some unexplained stuff in HB and mostly other things because this is a crossover so I wanted to use my own ideas (they don't all come into play this chapter):
The book they use to teleport can only be activated and used by beings that have only literally been in Hell (this may or may not come into play later. Depends on what route I take the story down)
There could be more than one of those books.
The contents of the book have locations all over Earth listed, except locations near Beach City (essentially the state of Delmarva) are blacked out because...
The Crystal Gems fought demons from Hell many years ago (while Rose Quartz was alive), and the Gems won, with many demon casualties.
Loona has never experienced a lot of "normal life" stuff before because a lot of it isn't in Hell.

Chapter 5: Tour De Beach City: Fun Times At Funland

Summary:

Steven shows Loona how great Funland is, and they get intimate on the ferris wheel. Afterwards, Steven gets a call from Bismuth and they go to her forge at Little Homeworld.

Notes:

This chapter contains mild violence, a blowjob, and SpongeBob references. Reader beware.

Steven and Loona were sitting on a bench. He'd sent the bubbled book to Bismuth with a sticky note on it and bought two donuts for him and Loona. She was hesitant to try one at first because she thought from the smell that all the sugar would give her diabetes. She did, however, love it.

"So, if I'm gonna show you the best of what Beach City has to offer, I think we should make a schedule. Together!" Steven said.

"Sounds good to me." Loona smiled.

"If you're still hungry, we could check out Fish Stew Pizza, or the Fry Shop, or Spacetries..."

"In case you didn't notice, I didn't exactly touch anything on my breakfast plate, I only had some of that orange drink. Not to bash on Pearl's cooking, or you being vegan, but I needs my meat."

"Hmm… Looks like Fish Stew Pizza is our first stop!" He tapped on his phone a bit using a scheduling map app he has installed.

"Fish, huh? What I'd love to have inside me right now is some… big, thick, sausage~…" Loona said in a sexy voice and winked at him, which he didn't notice.

"Don't worry, they have non fish toppings as well." He said, somehow failing to register her inneduo.

This made her a little pissy. "Y'know, for someone who totally destroyed my insides, you sure don't get it."

"Get what?" he asked puzzled.

"Can't you see I'm flirting with you?" she asked, annoyed.

He blushed when he realized what she meant and laughed a tiny bit.

"Steven, you still have a lot to learn about my kinda romance." She said, shaking her head.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I've just never been friends with someone as... horny... as you."

"Come on, Steven." She poked his chest. "You fucked me so hard I had trouble walking on my own... You have that kind of power and you can't even tell when I'm flirting with you?"

"I'm sorry if it offends you in some way Loona, I'm just not experienced with all that... Especially on your level of standards." He said nervously. "I didn't mean anything by that either!"

"Well like you said, it's no big deal!" She smiled at him. "...But I am gonna make you breed me again later to make up for it."

Steven covered her mouth with his hand and whispered to her. "Please, not in public!" He looked around and they were actually alone. Better safe than sorry though.

"Welp, after you show me what the pizza here is like, what else are we gonna do?"

He thought about it. "We could go to Funland Arcade, or actual Funland, and I'm definitely going to show you Little Homeworld eventually..."

"Well, let's get this over with so we can get to the good stuff." She said.

Fish Stew Pizza had a small line, but pizzas got out pretty quickly. It was mostly thanks to the work of Bixbite.

Soon, Steven and Loona got up to the counter.

"Hi Jenny!" Steven greeted the woman up front, whom he knew.

"Hey Steven! It's been a while!" She greeted him back. "What'll you have?"

"One Semi-Medium Meaty pizza, stuffed crust. It's for my partner Loona here, I'm showing her the delights of B.C."

He swiped his credit card and the two sat down at a table. "You're not gonna believe how good the pizza is here, I think you'll love it."

"I guess we'll see, but I could never love something as much as you." She winked at him. It took him a second but he soon giggled.

After an ordinary pizza place waiting time, the order made it to her table.

"Check this out, each slice is cut perfectly!"

"You're right... What a relief, every time I've had pizza in Hell it's always cut really fucked up, or not cut at all. It's- or, it WAS a pain in the ass every time..."

"What?!" He looked at her in disbelief. "How is that even possible?"

She laughed a bit and shrugged.

After taking her first bite, she was instantly hooked. It looked like she was in a trance. "I... I can't believe it! This is what REAL pizza is supposed to taste like!"

She quickly finished that slice and went for another.

"Hey, are you sure you can handle all of that?" He asked, stopping her from eating more.

"Of course I can, this is the best thing ever!" She says with a mouthful of food. She really liked this pizza... She reminded him of Amethyst in a way. It made him laugh seeing how happy it made her.

"Thanks for taking me here. Don't worry, I'll pay you back somehow." She said with yet another wink.

"Oh it's fine! You don't..." He stopped mid-sentence. "Is that... more dirty flirting?"

"Oh, I don't know Mr. Universe, is it?." She rhetorically asked, smiling.

Soon she was finished and they walked out hand in hand.

"Thank you for the pizza, I'll remember this day forever." She said.

"Next stop, Funland Arcade!" He ran to said location with her. Said place was basically empty.

"The arcade isn't too active... Not sure why."

"That just means more fun for us." She nudged him with her elbow.

They walked in, and Loona's eyes immediately went to a rhythm game up front.

"Meat Beat Mania...? Seriously? You've gotta be fucking joking." She seemed unamused.

"Is something wrong with it?" He asked, confused.

"Come on, Meat Beat?" She sighed. "Beating your meat? Masturbation? You REALLY don't know any slang do you?"

"It's supposed to be... funny because the... controllers are... meats... and you..." He didn't finish his sentence and looked away from her.

"You're really cute when you get embarrassed." She smiled.

He gave her a smile back. "So, what do you wanna play?"

"Nothing that involves playing with meat that isn't yours." She said with a smirk, and started walking around the place seeing what it had to offer.

It still had all the classics, Road Killer, Teens of Rage, none of which Loona had ever heard of.

Nothing really caught her attention until she saw a game titled DOOMsday.

"Hey, check this out." She says to him, motioning him to join her.

The cabinet art showcased what appeared to be some kind of soldier killing a ton of demons in a fiery environment. It made Loona's eyes sparkle.

"This looks so cool! Doesn't it look fucking awesome Steven?!"

He had a slight feeling why she was excited about a game where you kill demons. It brought a slight smirk to his face.

"I mean, it looks good."

"Come on! I wanna play this one!" She demanded of him.

He complied and put some of his money in. She picked the hardest difficulty to start with since she was so confident in herself. To his surprise, she was doing really well, and was giggling at all the gore and shooting.

He couldn't help but watch her play. her beautiful red eyes looked everywhere as she paid attention to the game. She blew every demon's head off and the like.

Soon, she had cleared the first level.

"This game is way too easy." She said, walking away from the machine. "I wanna do something else."

"Well there's always ticket games. The prize booth has some real treasures." He walked her to it.

"What kind of treasures?"

"Stuffed animals, dollar store quality toys, Candy that's sat there since I was 13... Yeesh, I guess those aren't really treasures are they?"

Loona looked around until she saw one of the stuffed animals that immediately caught her attention. It was orange, wore a purple shirt, and looked like a balding middle aged man with a big nose. But she could tell it was supposed to be some kind of creature due to the tentacles and abnormal head shape.

She turned Steven's head towards it. "Steven look! A thing! I want the thing!"

"Woah, is that Chatsworth?" He laughed. "Haven't seen him in a really long time..."

"Who?"

"Nooo, Loona, you've never heard of Mr. Porous?! It was the most popular cartoon ever! A movie came out when I was like 4 or 5! They stopped making it after that though..."

"What's it about?"

"Okay, okay, so Mr. Porous is a talking sponge and-"

"A talking sponge? What kind of nonsense is that?"

He grinned. "I guess you could say it's... nautical...?" It was clear he was trying to make a pun, but Loona didn't understand it.

"Go on..."

"It's a reference to the theme song! He lives in a giant kiwifruit... You're killin' me here." He stopped to whistle a few bars of the theme song, but Loona just stared at him. It was obvious she had no idea what he was talking about. He stopped and frowned. "I'll show you on my phone, maybe then you'll understand."

He went on TubeTube and went straight to the theme song.

There seemed to be too much going on at once in it for Loona to comprehend it. The bright colors, the obnoxious singing, etc.

"What the fuck drugs were the people who made this on?"

"It's a cartoon, Loona. It's supposed to be funny and wacky. There aren't any cartoons in Hell, are there?"

"I haven't seen any since I was a kid. Not like this..." She stared at the screen in confusion. "Is this a human thing?"

"I guess you could say that? There's a lot of shows from the same network. You'd have to see them to believe it."

"Whatever. I just want the tentacles guy. How many tickets is it?"

He took a closer look. "Only 1000? No problem then."

"Okay! Now what games spit out tickets?"

The only thing Steven could say was "Skeeball" before Loona dragged him over to the row of them. They started playing and Loona was doing better at it, with a very precise and quick aim that landed the balls into the highest number each time. She was getting a pretty high score and without even cheating. She was so into it that she didn't know she had more than enough tickets by now.

"Loona, you have enough tickets. Let's go to the prize booth now... Loona...?" He was worried this was going to become another Garnet situation. She didn't notice she had gone back to her normal hellhound form either, and Steven tried harder to get her attention even more at that point.

Eventually, one of the balls She hurled with enough force misfired and accidentally broke through the machine like a bullet. The person in charge, Mr. Smiley, came over and screamed at them.

"Hey! You broke my game! Steven! Where do you and your friends get off on breaking my property all the time?"

"I'm sorry!" He didn't really sound it though.

"Thaaaaat's not good enough! You'll have to work it off! I need this fixed and even shinier than before while you’re at it!"

Loona didn't like his tone with Steven so she went off at Smiley. "Hey! You talk to him right, you sniveling piece of shit!" She started growling and her eyes were burning red.

"What, you think I'm scared of you furries and your suits or something?" He laughed and at first that's what he thought she was. After looking closer though he saw the eerily realistic sharp teeth and the pulsating red eyes. The smile then dropped from his face. "Oh shit! A devil!"

"Bingo, scumbag. Now go fetch me that fucking stuffed animal with the tentacles."

"I'll have you know I'm not a dog, so I don't fetch." He stood up straight and crossed his arms in a failed effort to look in charge.

She gripped him by the shirt he was wearing and her claws really got him gripped good.

"Listen to me. You better get that toy or I'll personally make sure every waking moment of yours will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!"

He believed her, he could see it in her eyes. He ran off like a scared child to do her bidding, quickly returned with the Chatsworth and ran off to the nearest door, which was the women's bathroom.

Steven had a look of confusion and awe as he saw this exchange go down. "Loona, what were you thinking? You just threatened the owner of this entire place!"

"Yeah, so? I don't give a shit. Anyway I got what we need, let's bounce."

He sighed and they started to leave.

"Not so fast you two," Mr. Smiley said, standing in front of the door. "You still owe me for all the damages you caused."

"I know, Mr. Smiley! But…”

Loona waved her hand in front of his face. "We don't need to pay you for the damages." She waved her hand around some more.

"You don't need to pay me for the damages." Smiley suddenly said.

"We're free to leave and you're sorry for being such a pussy." She waved her hand again.

"You're free to leave and I'm sorry for being such a pussy." Smiley replied.

"Let's bounce before he changes his mind." They started running out the door and Mr. Smiley screamed after them.

"I apologize for being such a pussy!" Everyone around Funland Arcade heard that and started laughing at him.

"He apologized for being a pussy... You hear that, Steven?"

"What the fuck just happened? How did you do that?"

"Well, there was this movie I saw when I was a kid..."

"That doesn't explain anything!"

"Maybe you'll get it one day... Is there still time to go to the actual Funland park?"

"Should be, it's only... 4 PM?! Jeez, time really does fly when you’re having fun!"

The pair walked up the path to the main entrance of the park. Just like many things, it was the same as Steven remembered it being before he left Beach City.

"I don't wanna play the games here. I'm smart enough to know they're all fucking rigged scams." Loona pouted.

A shady bearded man in a uniform seen walked up to the pair. "I see you doubt the challenges of Funland. Would you like a free try at the latest games?"

"Like? I'd like you to shut the fuck up bitch!" Loona slashed him in the throat with her claws.

The man fell to the ground and struggled to breathe. "I'm dying!"

"You signed up for it when you got this job!" She screamed at him, before turning to face Steven.

He had a frown so deep it was a wonder why his mouth didn't fall off. "That wasn't very nice at all..."

"Neither is working on a rigged game." She walked past him and into the park. Steven spat on the man's neck which healed the wound and he ran to catch up with Loona.

"Come on Steven! I want to go on the ferris wheel!"

"As long as it's not the teacups..." He shivered.

"What's wrong with the teacups?"

"I told you that story, remember?"

"Oh right. Oops."

They walked over to the ferris wheel and got in the cabin, which was one of the few new things about Funland. It was like a tiny room which he'd seen in commercials for higher budget parks. The only people at it were the two love birds, and the operator, a Green Sapphire.

"Don't worry about the long stop. You're gonna need it." She mysteriously said and smiled at them.

They sat next to each other in the cabin and it began to rise.

"Man, this takes me back."

"Oh yeah? When did you come here last?"

"Well, It was a few months ago technically," He started. "but I haven't truly had fun here since I was 14."

When they reached the top of the ferris wheel, it stopped. They both looked out to see the view.

"Wow..." Loona was genuinely impressed. "I know the view on that hill was more of the city, but... It's so much better seeing it all up close."

"Yeah... It is..."

They sat in silence just admiring the view. Then one of them touched the other's hand.

They both looked at each other and their faces got closer together.

Very slowly, their lips touched and they both embraced it. Then, they started to make out.

The ferris wheel was still at the top. It was like time had frozen just for them.

Loona groped at Steven's crotch through his jeans.

"I-I don't think we should be doing this... In public..."

"No one can see us up here..."

He didn't object when she unbuttoned and unzipped his pants. She took his cock in her hand and started slowly stroking it to get it hard, still sitting next to him.

She broke the kiss and went down on her knees in front of him. She started by licking the length of his shaft up to his tip.

"Let me show you a little trick I like~" She seductively said to him, licking her lips.

She focused on licking around the tip of his cock and jerking it off at the same time, and her saliva was trailing down it. She slowly took it into her warm mouth, being careful of her teeth, and eventually got it in her throat.

"Mmm~..." Steven moaned. He tried his best not to do that as it was still weird doing it himself.

It was then that Loona started bobbing her head up and down on his length. She was not new to this.

"Ah...!”

He couldn't really get much out. It was obvious to Loona that Steven had never been sucked off before. She didn't mind being his first.

"Mmmm~" She moaned on his cock, vibrating it a bit. It was otherworldly to him.

Soon, he could feel himself about to reach climax.

"L-Loona... I-I'm gonna...!"

She ignored his warning and in fact picked up the pace.

His cock throbbed and he soon shot a few ropes of cum into her mouth. She looked up at him and swallowed every drop.  She kept the head in her mouth and ran her tongue around it a bit more before sitting up and wiping her mouth.

"Was that good for you, Mr. Universe?" She asked with a smirk.

He simply nodded and put it back in his pants. When she sat back down the ferris wheel started moving again. 

When it reached the bottom they got out and the Green Sapphire grinned at the couple and gave a thumbs up. 

Steven became flustered and quickly walked away from the attraction. Loona followed closely beside him.

And then, his phone started ringing. It was a call from Bismuth.

"Yeah?"

"Hey! About that book you sent me... I think you gotta come down to the forge."

"Hold on, I'll be there in a few minutes."

He hung up and looked at Loona. "We gotta go to Bismuth's forge. I think there's something up with that book."

They wasted no time in finding a warp pad and going to Little Homeworld. Steven insisted he'd show her around tomorrow during classes.

When they got there, they found Bismuth outside of her forge.

"Steven, hey!"

"Hey Bismuth, what's up?"

"Oh, I was just wondering if this was some kind of test of strength, or my ability." She waved the book around a bit.

"What do you mean?"

"Oh, uhm... Well you see, I've been trying for hours but the darn thing is made of steel or something!"

Loona spoke up. "Could you elaborate?"

"I tried burning it with fire, submerging it in lava, ripping out the pages... Nothing would work." She handed it to Steven.

"I guess that would be the case, it was made in Hell after all..." Loona said to herself.

Bismuth laughed at that statement a bit, before stopping. "Wait, you're serious aren't you?" She turned to Steven. "Is she being serious?"

"Yeah..." He awkwardly said. "It kinda belongs to someone she described as a gay owl...? And she only has it because her boss gets... intimate with him... and they use it to create portals to the surface and... kill people, like hitmen..."

"Woah woah woah, she's a part of that?!" The large gem said in a panic.

Loona rolled her eyes. "Not anymore."

"Then what're you doing here in the first place?"

Steven blushed. "It's a long story."

"A big, hard, throbbing one..." Loona added.

It only took Bismuth a second to understand. "Woah, nevermind then!" She backed away. "I did not need that image in my head!"

Loona smirked. "Hey, can you blame me? Everybody wants to get their hands on my goth body~" She gave a wink.

Steven stopped her. "Loona, this is serious! This book can't be destroyed... That's not good!" 

She sighed. "I know, I know... But there has to be some way, right?"

"I'll just have to bubble it for now." He did so and looked down in defeat.

"There is ... one other thing you should know about it." Bismuth said.

"Huh?"

"When I was trying to rip out the pages, I noticed that Beach City, and everywhere in the state of Delmarva for that matter, is blacked out? It was only obvious because of the alphabetical ordering..."

"Yeah..." Loona started. "I don't know the reason, but I was told to tell clients over the phone that we couldn't kill anybody in Delmarva."

"You really don't know why?"

"Well, there was at least one person that came to us about it. Blitzo got really heated up and said something about a war, but that's all I know."

"A war..." Steven thought for a second. "I wonder if maybe Pearl knows anything about this?"

Bismuth shrugged. "She might. The only war I'm aware of was the one against Homeworld."

"Well, we're going back to the temple. It was nice seeing you again Bismuth."

"Yeah! See you two later!"

Steven and Loona got back on the warp pad, and... warped away.

Notes:

The longest chapter so far! This took me longer to make because I was going through writer's block. Once I got to Funland Arcade though, things started going more smoothly. Also, Green Sapphire I decided to make a gemsona of mine since she was an original addition anyways. She's off-color because she can only see visions related to romance ;)
Anyways I hope I didn't miss anything big doing my proofread of this chapter.

Chapter 6: The Part Where Angry Steven Commits A Sex Crime

Summary:

Loona gives Steven the idea of taunting the one sending him threats; However, they soon go a little too far.

Notes:

5/6/21 update: THIS IS THE 2ND WORST CHAPTER MILLIE WOULDN'T JUST BE POWERLESS LIKE THAT BUT I WROTE THIS BEFORE MOON HARVEST FESTIVAL SO KEEP THAT IN MIND
This chapter contains non-consensual sexual activity and what is basically cucking. You have been warned. I tagged Dead Dove for a reason you know.
Anyways, this is a little complicated, which is why it took longer to make this chapter as well. This actually ended up WAY different than my original intentions for this chapter. First, I was going to write more about the Gem-Demon war but I didn't think I would write pre-Greg Crystal Gems good enough, so I combined the start with my idea for what would've been chapter 7, which also ended up way different.
Originally they were ONLY going to taunt the person sending death threats to Steven with lewdness, but somehow I ended up turning it into them bringing her into Rose's room and abusing her. I suppose it may have been fueled by me being angry at someone unimportant at the time of writing. Don't take that the wrong way though.
I almost scrapped what I had at one point (so I could just do my original idea), but I didn't want to end up wasting it so I just continued it and made some minor changes to early on in the chapter so it was less like they just abused her for no reason.
And sorry if I keep using certain words too much. Hopefully I didn't miss anything when I was looking over my own writing.

When Steven and Loona arrived back at the beach house, Pearl was the only one there. She seemed to be cleaning the downstairs.

"Pearl! I'm glad I caught you at a good time!"

"Steven, where have you been? You've been gone most of the day."

"I was showing Loona around town. But that's not important right now! I think there might be a new enemy to deal with. Except this time we can prepare."

"What do you mean? Homeworld is on the good side now, except for a few bad gems." Pearl stopped what she was doing and the group met halfway.

"It's a really long story," He eyed Loona for a split second to make sure she didn't make that dirty joke again. "but do you happen to know anything about a war with...?" He looked to his girlfriend for help.

"Demons from Hell that kill people for fun." She finished for him.

Pearl's eyes widened and a hand covered her mouth in shock, but Steven could tell it wasn't another "Rose is Pink Diamond” situation.

"The Beach City Hell On Earth Incident...?" Pearl winced at saying the name. "How did you find out about that? We've kept that secret well hidden for decades!"

Steven had a feeling he might have to tell the true story of his partner.

"Well, there's this book..." He showed her the book in his bubble. "It allows demons to travel between our surface world and Hell, but everywhere in Delmarva was censored. Loona said it had something to do with a war of some kind."

"Loona told you that? Why does she have a book like that anyways?"

Loona looked away from Pearl. Steven now knew for sure he had to tell the truth about her.

"She's... A hellhound... But don't hurt her! She doesn't want to kill anybody anymore! She quit her job and we tried destroying it butwecan'tbecauseitwasmadeinhell!"

"I still want to kill my boss..." Loona shrugs. "Fuckin' imp..."

A moment of silence.

 

"Hellhounds and imps were one of the many types of demons that tried to mutilate the residents of Beach City long ago..."

"She's not like any of them anymore! She wants to be good now!"

...

"Rose would've healed the humans, but they... did so much damage to them... It was awful. I'm sorry if you think I'm insulting your new friend, Steven."

"She's not just my friend anymore... She's my girlfriend."

She sighed. "I won't stop you then. I don’t want to try and separate your love like Greg and Rose. If you think she's the one for you, then we'll support you."

"Thanks, Pearl." He smiled. "Oh, and I think there's something else I gotta tell you about all of this. It's important."

"Yes?"

"Someone, somewhere died, and whoever they are hate me so much that they want me dead." He brought his phone to Pearl. "I'm getting mystery messages on my phone now."

She took one look at the screen and winced again. "That's awful! Who would do this?"

"I know..." He took a look of his own at the screen and there was a new message he didn't notice.

How do you wanna die? We got lots of options you know... Maybe we should take care of unfinished business with your family while we're at it?

"Yikes."

Loona groaned. "What's her fucking problem? Jeez."

"Her..?"

"Oh right, I only told you I knew who it was... It's Millie."

"As in... your co-worker?"

"Yeah. She's got a lot of fucking nerve doing this to you, just because they can't immediately reach us."

The boy suddenly got an idea. "A lot of nerve..." He started typing away on his phone and hit send.

Steven: You have a lot of nerve sending me death threats like this.

It took a minute but eventually she replied.

Millie: You have a lot of nerve being alive.

Soon they were both going back and forth. Steven sat down on the couch.

Steven: Yeah, if I had a dollar for everytime somebody wanted to kill me I'd be rich. But that doesn't matter because my dad is already rich.

Millie: Watch your mouth. We'll kill your dad too.

Steven: At least I have a dad, do you? I have a feeling your father never hugged you. Isn't that just sad?

It took a bit longer for a reply to come through.

Millie: You rotten little shit! You're a joke, you know that? You're a big joke!

Steven: It must be tough for you Millie. At least people like jokes!

Once again, the imp took longer to reply.

Millie: What? How do you know my name?

He took a middle finger selfie and attached it to his next message.

Steven: I bet you'd like to know that huh? Fuck you.

Loona spoke up. "Hey, I have an idea. What if I tricked her into coming here and..." She whispered the rest into his ear and a grin ran across his face. Then they both laughed and ran off to his room again.

When Steven looked back at his phone he saw the reply.

Millie: You're going to suffer! And you're going to suffer in Hell even more at our hands!

He was quick to shoot a reply back.

Steven: I'd be scared if a certain hellhound wasn’t missing.

Millie: YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW THAT! WHAT ARE YOU

Millie: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER

Steven motioned for Loona to come over to him and put their plan in action. First, he took a selfie of them kissing on the lips and sent it to her.

Steven: I’m her new boyfriend.

It took even longer for Millie to reply to that one. They had no idea the chaos they were starting to cause.

Millie: Ooooh! You don't know who you're messing with! That's my boss's daughter!

Steven: I know who Loona is. And if you really wanna know what I’ve done with her, I pounded her tight snatch and got sucked off by her. All in one day. And she loved it.

Loona laughed at his reply with him.

Millie: She wouldn't do any of that with a filthy mortal! Stop fuckin' with me!

"Bingo." Loona took the book and spoke to the room. "I want an enclosed version of my reception desk room."

What she asked for poofed into existence. From the outside, it looked like a big cube with a door. But when she stepped inside, she was greeted with an exact replica of the room where she was at most of the time while working for I.M.P.

"Perfect." She then opened a portal to the real I.M.P. office in a room where Millie was at alone. She put on a fake attitude to catch her attention.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TRYING TO WORK!"

It made Millie scream. "LOONA! Where the fuck have you been?! Why are you screwing with mortals?!"

Instead of answering she gripped her arm and dragged her through the portal, which as far as Millie knew was just Loona being lazy.

"I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But if you're gonna keep fucking interrupting me you can make yourself useful and help me with something!"

"But I thought that girl …" She didn't finish that. "Whatever! Answering the damn phone ain't my problem! I need to tell Blitzo you're back..." She saw what she was wearing and winced. "...And for the love of god, put something else on."

"I don't think so."

Loona clapped and the fake room vanished revealing the true cloudy pink environment. It seemed to be too much for Millie to take in.

"W-what... What is this?!"

Her eyes darted all over the room until she saw Steven. It was then that she became engulfed with rage.

"You...! You fucking bastard! I'll stab you! Loona, help me!”

Steven started walking towards Millie. Before she could lunge at him Loona gripped both of her arms and held her up. She couldn't escape and any struggling failed.
“L-Loona?!”

"Remember that message you sent? 'Stop fucking with me'?" Steven started. "I think I'd like to start in the first place." His voice got more serious. She had no idea why he was glowing pink or seemed to be taller either.

"Y-you wouldn't!" She stuttered.

"Oh no? Watch me. Nobody threatens me and my family and gets away with it!"

He gripped her top and ripped it off with ease like a rag. Her tits bounced out which was a surprise. She looked nearly flat chested yet had a bust made for someone bigger than her size.

Millie started to get nervous and she blushed. She was obviously embarrassed.

"D-don't you put your fuckin' hands on me! I'm a married woman!"

"Too bad." He simply spat at her. He didn't hesitate to use both of his hands to fondle her cherry red breasts. She just wasn't having it but there was nothing she could do.

"S-stop it!" She continued to protest.

He stopped, but not for the reason she wanted. Loona threw her to the ground and she landed on her back, staring up at the two.

"I don't want you to go anywhere."

With those words Millie was now bound to the ground. Her hands were behind her back and her legs were forced to be spread open. She couldn't move them. Steven got on his knees over her torso and unzipped his pants. Millie was yelling but it didn't stop him from putting his cock between her tits and fucking them.

"G-get that fucking thing away from my body!" She screamed. "You better not cum on me, you little shit!"

He kept his hands on her tits and squished them together since she obviously wouldn't cooperate if hers were free.

"St-stop it, you... fuck!" She stuttered.

Her wails didn't even bother him. Her eyes followed his shaft as he moved it up and down. He was going to cum on her face, she just knew it. She wouldn't be able to stop it.

She closed her eyes and braced for it since it was all she could do. She soon felt bursts of cum splashing on her face, forced to lick some up that got on her lips. Not only was she disgusted that it wasn't Moxxie she was dealing with, but even more so because a human was using her as he pleased.

She was going to kill him AND that bitch of a hellhound. She always thought in some way that Loona was her friend, but she now knew the truth.

When the human was done he pulled himself away. She kept praying to herself that he was done, but she was wrong. So wrong.

"I don't think you like this."

Loona got a kick out of seeing this. And photographing it all Millie's own phone to boot.

Steven stared down at the imp. "I bet you thought you were such hot shit when you kept saying you were gonna kill me." He said. " Now look at you."

He made her constraints dissipate, but she didn't dare to move a muscle. God knows what would happen to her.

Steven got on his knees, and forced her legs apart before speaking directly to her with a low voice.

"I know what your whole thing is, so tell me what I want to know. Who contracted you to kill me?"

"That's... classified to I.M.P. only! I don’t even know anyways!"

His hand went for her crotch and ripped off a good portion of her pants. Her sex was now exposed to him and she was wet.

"I didn't hear you. What did you say?"

"Y-you can't do this! I don't know anything!" She was starting to cry again.

She felt his manhood prod against her and her eyes widened. "N-no! Don't do this to me!"

He thrusted inside of her and the deepest part of her was penetrated. She didn't want to admit Moxxie wasn't exactly packing, but it was so obvious now. His dick was nowhere near the size of this human.

He began to thrust in and out of her, and the combination of his cock and her pussy created wet noises, due to how soaked she was. If he wasn't trying to get information out of her, he'd be taunting her for wanting this. But she wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of that so she did her best to hide incoming pleasure, if there even was any.

"Tell me what I want to know!" Steven demanded.

"I d-don’t fuckin’ know their name!" She spat.

He went faster.

She tried not to moan, but some small moans escaped anyway.

He pulled out and turned her over so her ass was in the air. He entered again, but this time he went even faster and was now able to pull on her tail. She clenched her fists and tried not to make any noise. It hurt, but it also felt really good.

"Y-you're going to regret this...!" She tried saying, but she moaned it.

He said nothing and just fucked her even harder. He was being rough with her.

"Hnngh! Fuck! Stop, please!" She shouted while trying not to moan.

"I'll stop when you tell me who your damn client is!" He shouted at her. “And it better be soon!”

She could feel his cock throbbing inside her and she hoped to god he wouldn't cum inside her. She'd rather die than let someone who wasn’t her husband cum inside her.

He flipped her back the way she was and kept fucking her. Her tits bounced with each thrust and she couldn't stop them from doing it. She couldn’t hold back her moans anymore either.

"Who... who hired you?"

She bit her lip and shook her head. She was not going to tell him anything.

With this, he started fucking her as hard as he could. She could feel him hitting her womb and precum lubricate her walls.

"STOP! STOP PLEASE!" She screamed.

He thrusted balls deep and came inside her womb. She laid their whimpering.

He pulled out, letting his cum spill out of her. She was crying and her mascara was running due to her tears. Loona took a picture of her lying there like that and sent it to Moxxie. 

This is what happens when you fuck with Mr. Universe.

He wouldn't be happy seeing that.

"I'm not gonna ask again! Who. Hired you." He demanded.

"I don't know her fucking name! I swear on everything that is unholy!" She shouted.

Loona spoke up for the first time. "I'm sure Blitzo will tell you what it is..." She was getting tired of hearing this bitch scream.

Before Millie knew it, she could hear the sound of her phone waiting for a call to pick up. Loona smuggingly laid next to her and put it on speaker.

Soon, the voice on the other end came through.

"This better be important, Millie! I'm busy trying not to get fucked so hard! AND THAT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH!"

Loona held back a laugh. God it was all too obvious he was a homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

"I..." Millie stuttered over her own words. Her abusers were staring her down. "I need to know the name of the client... That wants the Universe boy dead..."

"It's Bluebird Azurite. I suppose I can't blame you because she only said it once, in that cocky little introduction of hers. Little British bitch.”

Steven snapped out of his pink state. His eyes widened and he backed away from her.

"B-Bluebird Azurite?!"

"Huh? Who is that? Millie where are you?"

She bit her lip and looked around. Steven appeared horrified for some reason and his guard was now down. He didn't appear as threatening anymore either. 

Loona was awkwardly in the same position just listening. But she knew why Steven was shocked.

"That's impossible!" Steven said from afar. "Gems can't just.. die and go to Hell!"

"Millie? Answer me!" He was able to hear the boy due to being on speaker.

Millie blurted out before Steven had the chance to hurt her again. "H-Help me!!"

Before Blitzo could give a reply, Loona hung up the call and stuck her tongue out at her. "Bad imp! No freedom for you..."

"STOP!"

Loona was surprised at Steven yelling. And she had a feeling it was directed towards her.

He turned to his victim on the floor. "I shouldn't have done that..."

"Are you APOLOGIZING to her?!" Loona scoffed.

"She didn't deserve that to happen to her, Loona." He spoke firmly. "She didn't know who... hired them... She kept saying it and I didn’t listen. I could've handled that way better, but I was just too angry at her. That she would personally harass me." 

Meanwhile, his mind was racing. There's no way Bluebird could be in Hell... Right?

Loona grit her teeth. "That... You can't just keep doing that!"

"Huh?"

"You're always trying to make amends with the enemy, no matter how awful they are to you! She DOES deserve to get abused!"

"No, she doesn't, Loona. She's married... I can't just use her body like that because she wants to kill me. It's not the Crystal Gem way."

"It's a little too late for that though, now ISN'T IT?"

"I know, I know! That's why I want to make it up to her..." He reached out for Millie but she tried crawling back.

"G-get away from me! You're a monster!" She spat. It hurt him more than she could imagine, but he almost laughed. If only she knew.

"I'm sorry...." He said to her. Turning to Loona, he continued frowning. "Take her back home. I don't want to see her like this."

He walked away from the two of them and left the room. Loona opened a portal back to the I.M.P. office and picked up Millie like a child.

For the first time in a while, Millie spoke to her ex-co-worker. "Why? Are you really against us now?"

Loona didn't look at her. "You wouldn't understand our connection. None of you would. Steven makes me happy and what you want to do to him is wrong."

“Blitzo isn’t going to like this, Loona… If you're not with us, then you're our enemy.”

She threw Millie into the portal and her phone soon followed. 

“By the way, just admit you loved every inch of his cock pounding you. I know I did.”

As the portal was closing Loona heard a door opening from the other side.

She looked at the floor. Maybe she was a little out of line about this. She just hoped Steven himself didn’t hate her now.

But she still didn’t care what her stepdad thought of her now. Fuck him.

Notes:

Is it really any surprise that Bluebird is in Hell? Probably not, if it weren't for the fact she was a gem.

Chapter 7: In Hell

Summary:

We see Blitzo's reaction to everything that's been happening. After he finds Millie and doesn't comfort her, she decides it's time for a change. We also see what happens in the beach house after Steven leaves Rose's room.

Notes:

5/6/21 update: Still not good fic and you could've been reading anything better this whole time. I hate myself.
Edit: fixed a location typo and slightly rewrote the ending conversation. I felt like i didn't have enough freedom originally with how it was.
Back with another chapter. Tried my best to write more of Millie, and the genuine Moxxie and Blitzo. I also like to think Bluebird is a dick. I hope everyone continues to enjoy this story as much as I am writing it.

The past 24 hours for Blitzo have been rough.

First, he found the company voicemail completely filled up because Loona was missing. Then he found out she ran away to somewhere, taunted him, and was probably having sex with someone. And then some little bitch came in wanting someone dead in a state he insisted they couldn’t go to, yet started to try cooperating with her anyways. And of course Stolas was being difficult about his book missing. Then Millie interrupts them and he had to go back to the office because she screamed for help for god knows why.

And just to kick him in the balls even harder, she was on the meeting room floor with her genitals exposed and freshly fucked.

“Fucking hell, I’ve told you two to do that shit at home!” Blitzo complained.

She started sobbing again, having trouble with her words. “You don’t understand! He.. he used me!”

“Yeah, I can tell from the jizz all over your face and on my carpet!” He doesn’t know.

“NO! Universe!! H-he fucking raped me!”

“What are you talking about? That would be impossible because Loona has the book.”

“THEY’RE WORKING TOGETHER! I swear on it! I have proof!”

He simply groaned in response. “You better not be wasting my time with this! I have stuff to do!”

She grabbed her phone and crawled over to him. She went to her SMS with Steven and gave her phone to him, showing off the damning piece of evidence: the selfie of Steven and Loona kissing.

I’m her new boyfriend.

He stared at the image. And then the message. His eyes narrowed.

I know who Loona is. And if you really wanna know what I’ve done with her, I pounded her tight snatch and got sucked off by her . 

He grit his teeth and his grip on the phone got tighter.

All in one day. And she loved it.

I filled her up too you know. Do you think human and hellhound genes are compatible?

He thought this day couldn’t get any worse, but he was wrong. This really did it. He screamed in anger and threw Millie’s phone at the wall. It would’ve broken if it weren’t for her protective case. He punched the door but quickly withdrew his fist and yelled in pain as it pulsated.

“Ohh, fuck my MOTHER ! ” 

He sat down to catch his breath. Occasionally his fist slammed down on the table in rage. Not only was his precious girl banging some dude, but it was a filthy mortal, the target they’re supposed to assassinate, and he was taunting them.

“The audacity…” He angrily muttered to himself.

This was more than an ordinary assassination job now. He was going to murder Steven Quartz Universe, and he was going to personally make sure he did it himself. He’d do anything to get his revenge.

And Loona… What happened to her? Why did she hate him so much? She was more than just a receptionist, he considered her his daughter. If he had the ability to see the future, he wouldn’t have expected this at all.

Blitzo suddenly heard a scream echo from outside, but he paid it no mind.

Millie, however did. It was Moxxie, and she knew exactly why he screamed.

Hopefully, he now hated Steven even more like Blitzo did. She also desperately needed him to comfort her, unlike her boss. That really broke her heart in a way.

Soon, the door burst open and in came Moxxie. He looked like he was going through every stage of grief at the same time. He ran to Millie and hugged her tightly. They soon began sobbing together.

About an hour passed. The trio were slightly calmed down but still at unease. Millie however was still thinking about Steven. Yes, he was absolutely awful, and he abused her.

She didn’t know why, or want to believe it, but a part of her thirsted for his manhandling. It was the first time she was topped so roughly and it awoke something inside her. Moxxie occasionally attempted to top Millie but it never felt genuine. 

She now knew what it really felt like. And she wanted it again.

She was so ashamed of herself. Her heart felt weird. She was married to Moxxie. Why couldn't she repress these new feelings for that disgusting human?

Was Loona right about what she said? Is there something about human life she doesn't understand?

In the time her mind wandered, she felt Moxxie's grip around her tighten.

"I didn't protect you." He whimpered, "I couldn't do anything..."

"It's okay hun.. I'll be fine. I’m safe from that human now."

"I know you're right, but if I ever get the chance, I'm tearing that fucker apart." He said coldly.

She had never heard him speak this way. He was always so hesitant about his job.

Blitzo agreed with him. He got rid of anybody that tried to put their hands on his little Loonie, and he definitely wasn't going to make an exception for someone who went miles and miles further than that.

He was absolutely furious at the supposed half magical boy.

"Pathetic."

A new voice entered the room. All eyes turned to it.

"You trio are, without a doubt, the worst excuse for assassins I have ever seen." 

The voice's owner walked into view. She was a tad smaller than the imp couple, an odd mixture of red and blue, horns on her head to match the patterns on her skin, four legs, and translucent wings. Her red bowl cut was messy, she wore a fancy red and blue suit, and she only had one working eye. The other had a scar in its place and she had a teardrop shaped mark on her cheek.

"If I had that book then I could've easily taken care of Steven and those Crystal Gems by now myself." She complained.

Blitzo was getting impatient with Bluebird's constantly cocky attitude.

"Listen you little brat! We don't have the book and I didn't get the chance to get ffff...aaair negotiations worked out! And you couldn't possibly understand how hard this is getting with MY daughter gone, and those two probably having to go pay for an abortion out of their own pocket!"

Before Moxxie or Millie could express their disgust with the boss, Bluebird was the first to reply.

"Oh me, oh my! That's not any way to speak to your client now is it?" She asked teasingly, not expecting an answer. "And another thing, why does the receptionist out of all of you have the book on her at all times? You wouldn't be in this predicament if you were actually smart about that."

Nobody could answer why Loona always had Stolas’ book. That's just how it was.

Her bringing this up made Blitzo furious again, but for a different reason than anybody expected.

"Hey! Nobody shit talks those two but me !"

While Moxxie always put up with Blitzo’s shit out of fear of being fired, Millie was slowly getting tired of it.

Blitzo was continuing his ranting at Bluebird. "And you don't. Fucking. Understand. We have absolutely NO way to get to the mortal world without that damn book, so keep your fuckin' pants on until we get it back or find another way to create portals!"  He yelled at Bluebird.

"You know what? Fuck all of you ." Bluebird responded with a stuck up tone. "I don't know how much longer I could possibly sit around waiting for you imps to get shit done. And I'm certainly not going to keep being your substitute receptionist if this is the way you act to everybody.."

She huffed and turned around to leave. "The problem is you trio. You're all just letting Steven Universe step all over you and you're not even fighting back." 

She turned back to face them and continued. "He's a weak target and he forgives anyone for anything. It doesn't matter if you can't reach Bitch City at the moment. The very least you could do is prepare for the next chance you have for your little missing mutt to open a portal again."

"Oh, I will not just let you stand there and call my daughter a mutt." Blitzo responded harshly.

"I don't see why that's a problem, considering she's nothing more than a bitch on two legs." She responded in a bored tone.

"You...!" He pointed at her with a shaky finger. He wanted to say something, but then stopped.

His face slammed into the conference table and he started sobbing. "I just want my baby girl back!"

Bluebird stared at him for a moment. "Yeah, well I want my Ruby and Aquamarine gems back. We can't always get what we want in life now can we?" She responded before flying out of the room.

Millie walked out as well. She assured her husband that she would be fine.

But she didn't tell him or Blitzo what she was going to do.

 

…

 

When Steven walked out of Rose's room, he bumped into Garnet, who was facing her back to him.

"Your fly is down."

Steven quickly realized that and zipped his pants back up. He looked past the fusion's hips and saw Amethyst in the room. Pearl was still there as well.

"You okay man? I heard some pretty wild stuff echoing into my room…"

Figures. Rose's room was still connected to the rest of the temple, of course the sound would escape it.

In his mind, he was praying to the stars that he wouldn't have to explain what took place in there, and that Garnet didn't know either.

"I'm fine, just um..."

"You guys were gettin' busy weren'tcha?" Amethyst started laughing.

"Amethyst!" He shouted now blushing.

"What? We're fine with hearing all about it, right guys?" She looked to her two, technically three companions.

Pearl looked away. "I'd rather not think about it."

Garnet shrugged. "I choose to not look into it. What happens to Steven, stays with Steven."

Amethyst sighed. "Whatev's."

Garnet turned to face Steven. "We need to talk about your situation."

"That's right." Pearl started. "I personally think the humans should evacuate from Beach City to avoid casualties when this I.M.P. arrives."

"Not that." The tall gem responded.

"...Wha?" Pearl was confused.

"They aren't going to pose a threat to us for quite a while. We need to talk about Steven's friend."

"Is somebody talking about me?" Loona's voice echoed behind them. She walked out of Rose's room still in her natural form.

Garnet made direct eye contact with her. "Yes, we were about to. But not negatively, don't worry."

The Crystal Gems, and Loona, sat down on the couch.

The fusion was the first to speak. "Loona, you're unique. All forms of life are special in their own way, but you're different."

"I am?"

"Yes. The place you come from is naturally fueled by hatred. Your old job... You were involved in helping your 'boss' kill others for money. You only came here to relieve yourself, but because you ran into Steven, you realized how wrong what you were a part of was because you have a lot in common with his mother."

"While I know you came to this conclusion yourself, I think you needed to hear it again. I'm sure most demons would never turn good because of what a human did. Never forget why you care for Steven so much."

It warmed her heart hearing this from someone else. "But... I feel like we shouldn't be together sometimes." As short as they've been partners, it was true. She was a demon and he was a human.

Pearl spoke up. "Originally, I didn't think that Greg and Rose should have dated, especially when she gave up her physical form to give birth to Steven, but I learned one day that it's what she really wanted, and moved on."

"Pearl is right." Garnet took off her shades for a moment and looked at Loona with her own eyes. "Don't let the thought of it being 'wrong' turn you off from loving each other the most you can. You should've seen me in my early days." She gave a small laugh.

Loona got teary eyed. "Blitzo never cared about me this much... You guys are so much better than him." She sniffled and they all did a group hug.

The Gems made it official: Loona was part of the team.

It was then that Steven received another message. When he saw it was from Millie's number, he was hesitant to tap on it at first.

Millie: Hi.

He was surprised she didn't go back to throwing insults and threats at him after what he did. He waited for another message to come through...

Millie: I think I understand why Loona quit. And I'm sorry for what I said before. I was only doing my job.

Steven was shocked to read this. Loona looked as well and her jaw dropped.

Steven: You really are?

Millie: Yes. And I don't appreciate how casually rude my boss talks to us. Moxxie just puts up with it for some reason, but I can't take it anymore. Blitzo doesn't care whether or not he hurts us.

A grin ran across Steven's face.

Millie: If he cared about us at all, he would've instantly comforted me when he found me in the conference room, but he didn't. And I can't forgive him for that.

Millie: I don't know if you and Loona are trying to shut him down, but I want to help you. I know how we can start, but I'll need you and Loona to meet me at the outskirts of Imp City. And you'll both need to look different. Blitzo found out what you look like, and Bluebird is persistent with making sure you die.

Steven: Got it.

The boy put his phone back in his pocket.

Loona was quick to change into her human form. "How are you going to make a convincing disguise? Can you legitimately control your shapeshifting powers yet?" She asked. She didn't forget about the cat fingers story.

"I suppose aside from what happened when I was 13, I've only really changed the size of my body." He shrugged. "I could try though."

“If that doesn’t work, then we need a backup plan.” Loona was right. He wasn't going to risk stepping foot into Hell looking like a human, even if he was part Diamond.

Garnet put a hand on his shoulder and looked at him. Everyone was silent until she gave him a big smile.

"Garnet? Do you.. think me and Loona should...?"

She simply nodded in response. "Do it. Only if you feel it’s necessary."

Loona knew exactly what was about to happen and her jaw dropped again. Steven got up and dragged her to a more open space.

The couple didn't need to dance. They held their hands together and Loona bent down to passionately kiss him on the lips.

Steven's gem whirred and a white light engulfed the two.

Chapter 8: Stoona

Summary:

Steven and Loona's fusion explores their new body.

Notes:

THIS IS THE WORST CHAPTER AND I HATE IT SO MUCH I REPLACED THE WHOLE ORIGINAL NOTE HERE. I semi horny wrote this and mostly out of boredom(?) too because I felt like people would be 100% expecting a fusion with the original ending of the last chapter. And then i changed it because I didn't like trying to write this weird fusion thing again in the original next chapter.

Steven and Loona were no longer in the beach house. 

Where the couple once stood was someone else, and they were an entirely new experience. 

They had tanned skin and Loona's red eyes. Their dark blueish-gray hair was a combination of Loona's long hair and Steven's puffs, and they had Loona's black lipstick. 

The star shirts seamlessly fused in a yin-yang fashion and they had a pink star earring.

Speaking of pink, the Pink Diamond gemstone was as visible as ever in their navel. 

When they came to be, they held their hands together and opened their eyes. They immediately noticed how tall they were. At least an inch or two more than Loona. 

"What…?"

Then they heard their own voice. It was rather vixeny and they covered their mouth with a hand and then looked at it, taking in their new skintone. 

"This is…"

They once again didn't finish their sentence. Their hands ran across their curvy torso and hips. They took a few steps, and then twirled around in their stockings. 

"I'm... We fused!"

Stoona started giggling in excitement.

"I've never felt this way before in my life! And I feel so... confident? Is that what this new energy is?"

Garnet couldn't help getting up and giving them a big hug. Fusions were her weak spot of course.

"I feel... like I can do anything!" And then they yawned. "We've been up forever though... I'm tired."

They cracked their neck and stretched their arms, yawning again. "Is Greg still here?"

Amethyst pointed her thumb to the upstairs. "He been out." She laughed.

"I should say sorry to him tomorrow. I don't want him to think of… Loona... as someone awful... See you guys later." Stoona walked off to Rose's room and waved back at the gems.

When the door closed, they sighed.

“I’m back in here… For the third time now…”

They looked around the room. The pink clouds never changed unless they wanted them to.

“I want a mirror.”

The room compiled as usual and made a functioning mirror in front of the fusion. They stared in awe at their new look.

Their hands ran all over their body. It was definitely something.

Then they got curious. They cupped both of their breasts in their hands. Their new bust had to have been at least the average size.

“Having these feels… different…” One half didn’t have these.

In their shorts an erection slowly grew. They didn’t notice until it was clearly begging to be free and they looked down.

“You can say that again…” 

They unzipped and it popped out stiff. Their face went red as they realized how big it was.

They put a hand on it and felt the hardness of their length. The fusion’s heartbeat got heavier.

The other half, of course, didn’t have a cock. This was a mixture of pleasure that only someone like them could know.

They asked for a bed to sit down on and received it. They needed to go to sleep eventually anyways, but right now they were busy.

Stoona lifted their shirt off and set it aside. and their tits bounced out.

As they fondled their breasts, they could feel their erect cock throbbing. Their crotch felt like it was on fire.

They bit their lip, softly moaning as they fondled their breast with one hand and rubbed their cock with the other. They could feel it swelling in their hand.

They felt their right fingers getting moist from precum. They brought their hand to their mouth and licked it off, before going back to jerking off.

They laid back on the bed and stuck their tongue out. The grip on their cock got tighter. They closed their eyes and jerked off a little faster. They thrust into their own hand while their other one pleasured one of their nipples.

"A-aah~!" Stoona felt their cock throbbing more. They could tell they were so close to sweet release.

Their breathing got heavier. Soon, they reached climax. Their hips bucked riding the wave of pleasure. They moaned loudly as their cock shot out ropes of hot cum onto their face, mostly into their mouth. They didn't hesitate to swallow their load and lick up the rest.

The fusion took a moment to catch their breath. Both halves had something new to enjoy now.

They zipped back up and got under the sheets. They soon fell asleep together as one.

Chapter 9: Down Under

Summary:

Steven and Loona add Millie to their team, and find two more members.

Notes:

5/6/21 update: ...This still sucks. Such is life when you become less infatuated with half of the source material weeks after writing it. I know i spent $300+ on helluva boss merch within the first two weeks of me watching it but come on. I'm not that into it anymore. Original notes incoming.
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These notes contain SPOILERS I guess? So if you don't like those then skip over these.
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Helluva 5 is coming out soon! And I'm back again with another chapter that took a while to do. While I was trying to figure out where I wanted it to go I watched Hazbin Hotel's pilot and got an idea from the beta Loona design that had a cameo during Charlie's song. I decided to make my own interpretation of her as Loona's twin sister and I designed what I thought the off screen parts of her looked like. That's what the Original HB characters tag is from but it's not exactly an original character like THAT. And I KNOW I keep saying this but I really think this might not be as great as some other chapters. I feel like my work has been decreasing in quality lately. Bleh.

8:00 AM

Steven and Loona were at the kitchen with the gems discussing their plans for the day.

"...So I don't think we should use fusion as a disguise. Falling apart might cause trouble." The couple woke up unfused. Anything could happen at that point. "And I haven't tried shapeshifting again yet. Honestly I'm a little nervous..."

"If you don't try to turn your body parts into cats again, you should be fine." Pearl theorized.

Steven concentrated hard and shapeshifted. He was still about the same but resembled more of a demon now. His skin was a purplish pink and he had horns coming out of his head and his eyes were black with white pupils. It was a bit like his corrupted form except he was actually fine this time.

He took off his iconic pink varsity jacket and put on his blue puffer coat instead.

He opened the camera on his phone. "I think that's good enough. I won't be an instant giveaway if someone recognizes me at least."

...

Millie had a big day today.

She stayed up all night designing the perfect flyer for her, Steven, and Loona to hand out copies of. Said copies she was able to print without the other two noticing. 

She was hoping that her effort would make Steven come onto her. Even if Loona was his girlfriend. Moxxie certainly wouldn't be able to satisfy her the same way Steven used her which she didn't appreciate in the moment. She was still on about that. 

It was a pretty late reaction to it, really. That happens with a ton of stuff, of course it would happen with sex too. 

She wondered if she could fit his entire cock in her mouth, or ass. How much of his cum she would be able to milk out of him. What did it taste like?

The lewd thoughts made her hot again. The most she could do at the moment is rub her thighs together. Even if she was outside the city she was still in public. Maybe Steven could fuck her in a secluded alleyway while Loona toys with the rest of her body.

She didn't have much more time to think about it because she heard the sound of a portal opening behind her.

Out came someone who was clearly Loona, but less hellhound and more imp demonish. She could only assume the other was Steven, but disguised as well. The demon look was actually pretty nice on him.

"Hey, how do we look?" She heard Steven ask.

"G-good!" She tried her best to sound normal. She didn't want to accidentally come onto him. Not yet.

The imp handed her soon to be companions stacks of flyers.

"So, here's my simple but effective plan..." Millie started. "We go into town, put these up where people can see 'em, and hand some out too! And people we don't hand them out to will call Steven and join us! It's perfect!"

Loona narrowed her eyes at her. "Yeah, real perfect in a place like Imp City."

"Shut up Loona! I tried and I couldn't come up with anything else!"

"Guys, chill. If we work together I'm sure we'll be able to pull this off."

The trio marched into the city. They occasionally plastered flyers onto walls and posts. They would then walk around and hand them out to the people. 

Nobody seemed to care, though. They either ignored them, gave them a disgusted look, or told them to fuck off or some variation of it.

Afternoon

"Man, this sucks." Millie complained. "People here are assholes."

Loona thought for a second. "I know at least one person who might want to join us... But she's in Pentagram City."

Millie's eyes widened. "Forget it bitch! I’m not going anywhere near that place!"

Loona groaned. "Fine! One of you give me your phone then!"

"Why?" They both asked.

She facepalmed. "Because I'm calling her!"

Steven was the one to give his phone and Loona quickly dialed a number into it. She waited for whoever was calling to pick up and then was the first to speak.

"Hey! It's Loona. I need your help with-"

She was interrupted before she could continue. "LOONA! Why don't you ever call me anymore?!" Whoever this was sounded very excited.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Look, just come to Imp City, it's important."

"I am in Imp City! But I'm lost and I don't know where I'm at..."

She looked across the street and squinted. "Could you describe where you're at?" Loona started walking and motioned for the others to follow her.

"Well there's lots of buildings... I'm in front of a bakery specifically... And I think there's a group of people walking towards me!"

When the group and this new girl whom resembled Loona were face to face, she hung up and gave Steven's phone back. The stranger was disappointed.

"She hung up..."

Loona smacked her cheek, now frustrated. "IT'S ME YOU IDIOT ! I'm using a DISGUISE !"

The stranger was unaffected by being smacked and instead hugged her instead of lashing out.

"Loona!" She squealed.

The older hellhound rolled her eyes. "This is my sister Seoula. Sis, that's my boyfriend Steven and my co-worker Millie."

"Nice to meet you!" She said while waving.

"Now about what we need your help with..."

"No! I don't wanna kill anybody!"

"That's not it!" Loona shouted. "I quit! We're going against Blitzo now!"

Seoula smiled. "That's good. I don't like him… Bad man." Her smile turned into a frown.

Steven continued for Loona. "And we need to build a team of people from Hell to help us do it. A little extra power from more than just Gems will come in handy."

"I'd be happy enough just finding one more person... But everyone in this town is a dick!" Millie complained.

Right when she said that, Steven's phone started to ring and he answered it.

"Hello?"

"Hey... I found one of your little paper things... Says you're trying to stop I.M.P.?"

"Y-yeah! Are you interested?"

"Well..." She started. "I sat here for quite a while considering it... I don't usually go against family, but Blitzo is kind of an asshole now, you know?"

Steven was confused. "Huh? Is Blitzo a relative of yours?"

"Brother. We used to do this thing years ago before I wound up in rehab... A mortal boy like you wouldn't get it."

Loona and Millie knew exactly who he was talking to now. But Steven was clueless. He didn't even know Blitzo had a sister.

"My name is Barbie Wire and I'd be happy to help you put an end to my brother's fuckery. Anything to get back at him for putting me in that hellhole..."

Steven didn't respond, but he was happy to know they had another member.

"Okay, good! We're at this bakery place if you wanna meet up here."

"Of course I do. I happen to be somewhat close by. Just stay where you are now." And with that she hung up.

Millie grabbed at Steven's jacket. "Do you know how big this is? We have Blitzo's sister on our side! That's sure to hit him where it hurts most!"

"That's good and all, but do you think she might be a spy? Betray us when we least expect it?" Steven asked with concern.

"No way. She hates him more than we do." Loona butted in.

"What makes you think so?"

"Trust me, I've heard her talking on the phone to Blitzo once. That did NOT end well."

"Got that right." Millie giggled. "He was screaming so loud I thought I was gonna go deaf!"

While the group continued to converse, Barbie arrived at the bakery in less than 30 minutes. Her walk cycle had a certain attitude to it as she approached them.

"Steven Universe… it's nice to meet someone with big enough balls to stand up to Blitzo." She and the hybrid gem shook hands.

Loona smirked at her comment about Steven's boldness. "You got that right~"

Steven blushed a tiny bit and spoke up. "If nobody knows anybody else that might want to join, I'd like to go back to the surface world now."

Everybody exchanged glances but stayed silent.

"I sure don’t fuckin’ know." Loona shrugged.

"Yeah! We can do this ourselves for now!" Millie added.

Steven nodded in agreement. "Alright then. Loona, if you may open a portal with the hocus pocus book..."

Loona flipped it open and created said portal back to Beach City. "We really gotta find out what this thing is called..."

The group stepped through and the portal closed after them. What none of them realized however, was that someone was watching them the entire time. Someone whose father happened to be the rightful owner of the book Steven and Loona were holding on to.

"They aren't going to like this..." She thought to herself while watching the group travel back to the surface.

...

When the group got back to the surface, they were greeted by Bismuth at Little Homeworld. Steven and the large gem exchanged greetings and she told them to follow her.

"Garnet told me you were recruiting some more demon fellows, so we did the best we could do on such short notice."

She introduced the group to a newly constructed building. It was two stories and had a rather unique look to it that everyone seemed to like.

"We gave it 9 rooms upstairs that are appropriate for resting. It's two people per room when arranged properly… And downstairs has everything organic life needs daily, according to the internet. And Greg gave some suggestions of his own."

“I helped too!” A certain little gremlin yelled from the distance.

Steven smiled. "This is awesome! Thanks everyone!"

"Don't mention it, little buddy." The two fist bumped and the girls went inside before Steven. He was stopped in his tracks by Amethyst.

"That's my man! You really know how to catch a good lady!"

He was a little embarrassed. "That has nothing to do with it, Amethyst. The only reason they're all grouped up is because they hate Loona's ex-boss." He crossed his arms

Amethyst simply dismissed all of that. "Yeah yeah whatever. You're building a harem and you're in denial man."

"Harem?"

"Like in those Japanese porn cartoons dummy! The guy lives with a bunch of girls and they all get dirty together!"

He blushed at her comparison. "That's not what this is like at all! You're just perverted."

"It's just whud I do now, Ste-man." She chuckled. Steven just sighed.

Amethyst recomposed herself. “Okay okay, all jokes aside is Connie really okay with you having a new partner? Does she even know you two got busy?”

“Oh…” Steven bit his lip, fidgeted with his fingers and looked away from the purple gem. “I kinda… sort of… never told her about Loona…?”

He couldn’t see the look on Amethyst’s face as he continued. “It’s possible she might think we’re still dating…”

“Come on, dude! You GOTTA tell her!”

“I know, I know! I’ve just been busy with Loona! I haven’t even gotten the chance to do so much as think about talking to Connie about it! Besides, she’s doing college and stuff now anyways...”

Meanwhile, the girls from Hell were having a conversation of their own.

Loona was in the middle of talking. "...he fucked me so hard when we first met... Fuck I wish he would just make me feel that good again already..."

Millie laughed. "That’s gross.”

"Yeah? Have you finally realized how much you loved his cock when he fucked YOU? You wouldn't be back here for any other reason, bitch. I can see right through you."

Millie didn't want to admit that Loona was right. She was only back here because she wanted to actually enjoy Steven this time. She would do anything if it meant getting more.

Loona saw her brief struggle and smirked evilly. She then looked at the others in the room. "Does anyone else here want to know what a real man is like?"

"Huh? What are we talking about?" Her sister Seoula asked. “I want fruit gummies…”

Loona squinted her eyes and grimaced. "It's a fucking miracle you can live on your own."

Barbie Wire spoke next. "I'm a little thin you know... Big man out there might split me in half."

Loona scoffed. "Don't you remember why you have Wire in your name? You can bend like you don't have a single fucking bone in your body. That was literally your whole gig."

"I'm not the same imp I was that long ago. I was in therapy for my drug addictions, not physical therapy."

"Whatever. We're GOING to do this and ONE of you is going to go first-"

"I'll do it!" Millie interrupted.

The room was silent before Loona smirked at her again. "Knew it, slut. I'll tell him to come here tonight, as if he doesn't have a room here already anyways.” 

She turned to face her sister. “Seoula... I obviously have to make you have a threesome with me and Steven because you don't know shit about sex. The rest of you bitches get ready."

Notes:

So yeah. Sex. The next three chapters are going to be sex [EXCEPT I LIED BACK THEN I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW SPLIT THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS WERE BECAUSE I KEPT CHANGING THAT SO MUCH LIKE WTF].
Also that Peridot cameo was last second lol

Notes:

Hi. You may have newly came across this fic and I suggest you turn back because this is an unfinished fic on hiatus filled with old bad writing that I don't like and stupid jokes but I'm keeping up for the 2 people that are actually interested.

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 2 of Helluva Boss Things
• Part 1 of Steven Universe Things