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24:01
Group Chat Created
Name Changed to "group of fools & sun"
Accidental Arson: the hell is this.
Accidental Arson: why is this working
Accidental Arson: i thought electronics don't work during the green time
Accidental Arson: the fuck.
Purposeful Arson: your acting like that's the weirdest part
Purposeful Arson: youre standing in the middle of a blood puddle
Accidental Arson: idea: Don't concern the others in this from that message.
Accidental Arson: where even is everyone else
Purposeful Arson: asleep
Accidental Arson: sounds about right.
0:09
Gray Ace: Hi, what-
Gray Ace: Why does the time say that it was past 24 hours?????
Accidental Arson: how do you mute this, please, i need to sleep.
Purposeful Arson: don't worry about it, we're jsut as confused
Gray Ace: There should be an option if you swipe at the groupchat to mute it for the night.
Gray Ace: Also, where the hell did this phone come from-
It's Crime Time!: some of us are trying to sleep here (＃`Д´)
Purposeful Arson: mute your phone then coward
Accidental Arson: Kotone, we have school tomorrow. Go the fuck to sleep.
Purposeful Arson: do it cowaafdlcm
Purposeful Arson:
Accidental Arson: sounds like Yukari did my job.
Accidental Arson: anyways, night
Gray Ace: This answered none of my questions...
It's Crime Time!: (`ー´)
8:00
Vroom Vroom Boy: the hell have i been forced into
Vroom Vroom Boy: why were you even up at midnight
Gray Ace: Moving.
It's Crime Time!: insomnia
It's Crime Time!: also moving
Accidental Arson: moving.
Purposeful Arson: moving
Vroom Vroom Boy: huh
Vroom Vroom Boy: lots of people moving
Vroom Vroom Boy: so...
Vroom Vroom Boy: should we introduce ourselves and explain what these names are
THEY ARE ACCURATE
NOBODY HERE COULD DENY THAT
Gray Ace: First thing in the morning, a glitchy message calling me out.
Gray Ace: Not what I expected from the day.
Vroom Vroom Boy: give me a reason not to make motorcycle noises because i want to
Purposeful Arson: i'm sorry, you what
It's Crime Time!: hey fucking hackerperson
It's Crime Time!: the incident wasn't my fault, i was framed
and your stash of stolen goods?
It's Crime Time!: .
It's Crime Time!: you right
Accidental Arson: oh hey, a klepto
Accidental Arson: neat.
Gray Ace: Neat?????
It's Crime Time!: w(°ｏ°)w
It's Crime Time!: hell yeah ＼(＾▽＾)／
Accidental Arson: i hope that you weren't expecting me to say i'm also a kleptomaniac.
It's Crime Time!: (╥﹏╥)
Vroom Vroom Boy: oh boy
Purposeful Arson: glitch of the void, why have you given us this tool of communication
Purposeful Arson: OH FUCK- THE TRAIN-
Accidental Arson: SHIT
THIS GROUPCHAT IS TO COLLECT AN INTERESTING GROUP OF PEOPLE
YOU WILL SOON SEE WHAT I SPEAK OF
ALL YOU NEED KNOW IS YOU COME FROM DIFFERENT PERIODS OF TIME
FAREWELL
Gray Ace: WAIT, BACK UP THERE FOR A MOMENT-
Gray Ace: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FROM DIFFERENT POINTS IN TIME-
Gray Ace: everyones at school aren't they...
Vroom Vroom Boy: yes but only because my brother is forcing me to go
Vroom Vroom Boy: schools supposed to be out why am i being forced to go
Gray Ace: That doesn't sound normal.
Vroom Vroom Boy: do not assume i live somewhere normal
15:28
It's Crime Time!: goddamnit ive been stuck in traffic for 8 hours
It's Crime Time!: i dont even have anyone else to message because they all blocked me
It's Crime Time!: frickin probation
It's Crime Time!: weird red and black app is back too
It's Crime Time!: oh shoot
It's Crime Time!: not everybody mutes these, sorry m(_ _)m
Gray Ace: Hi, welcome back to the groupchat.
Gray Ace: No one else is here.
Accidental Arson: we are, just trying to have a conversation inperson about something after ditching some classmates.
Purposeful Arson: hey >:(
Accidental Arson: don’t act as if you didn’t do that.
Purposeful Arson: ...
Purposeful Arson: anyways i guess we should introduce ourselves
Vroom Vroom Boy: i hate my principal
Vroom Vroom Boy: anyways anything intersting happen
Gray Ace: Introducing the apparent fools in this groupchat.
It's Crime Time!: okay, guess i'll go first
It's Crime Time!: Ren Amamiya (he/him), fucking bitch got me on probation for trying to help a woman so i'm stuck in Tokyo for the next year
Accidental Arson: okay, who is this fuck.
Accidental Arson: i may have to some more purposeful arson.
Purposeful Arson: time to live up to my name
It's Crime Time!: (//▽//)
It's Crime Time!: thmnank
Vroom Vroom Boy: he him?
Gray Ace: Pronouns.
Vroom Vroom Boy: oh that makes sense
Gray Ace: Right, we should also say what time we come from.
It's Crime Time!: 2016 April 10
Vroom Vroom Boy: wow fuck that s pretty far in the future
Gray Ace: a-
Gray Ace: How-
Gray Ace: ANyways
Gray Ace: Yu Narukami he/him.
Gray Ace: Currently on a train to Inaba because my parents are terrible at communication.
Gray Ace: 2011 April 11.
Accidental Arson: what is it with parent type firgures being terrible.
Purposeful Arson: i know right!?
Vroom Vroom Boy:
Vroom Vroom Boy: everything okay with you guys?
Accidental Arson: no
Purposeful Arson: nope :)
It's Crime Time!: no
Gray Ace: everyone, the hell.
Gray Ace: I said terrible communication skills.
Accidental Arson: o
Accidental Arson: point still stands.
Gray Ace:
Purposeful Arson: anyways, Kotone Shoimi, she/her.
Purposeful Arson: i'm at the same point in time as arson boy
Accidental Arson: Do not call me that.
Accidental Arson: Makoto Yuki. he/him.
Accidental Arson: both currently in Iwatodai. 2009 April 7.
Gray Ace: Oh, I remember being there during that year.
Gray Ace: There was a lot of incidents that year...
Gray Ace: Even a █████ ████.
Gray Ace: ?
NO SPOILERS ALLOWED.
It's Crime Time!: (;;;*_*)
It's Crime Time!: also why is it being referred to as spoilers
It's Crime Time!: this isn't a game
Gray Ace: I'm not allowed to warn them about the █████ ████ or the ████?
Gray Ace: Okay, screw you too.
Accidental Arson: how worried should we be.
Gray Ace: I mean.., it turned out fine in the end.
Accidental Arson: .
Accidental Arson: that is not reassuring in the slightest.
Vroom Vroom Boy: hmm
Vroom Vroom Boy: that just leaves me
Vroom Vroom Boy: Tatsuya Suou he him
Vroom Vroom Boy: i got a motorcycle
Vroom Vroom Boy: lets see
Vroom Vroom Boy: 1999 july 21
Accidental Arson: motorcycles cool, but loud.
Accidental Arson: .
Accidental Arson: demon god person, how the fuck-
Purposeful Arson: vroom vroom,!
Purposeful Arson: oh god, i was only 6 then
It's Crime Time!: wasn't even born yet-
Gray Ace: What.
Gray Ace: Hey, glitch friend, you gonna respond?
Gray Ace: ...
Gray Ace: 'How to punch a incorpeal being'
It's Crime Time!: (*´ー)ﾉ(ノд`)
Gray Ace: My station is coming up, need to start getting ready to communicate with people.
Purposeful Arson: o! good luck!
Accidental Arson: cya.
20:06
Vroom Vroom Boy: hey question
Vroom Vroom Boy: theres supposed to be a leave optoin on these right
Purposeful Arson: i think so
Purposeful Arson: y
It's Crime Time!: hold on, let me see.
It's Crime Time!: oh god, not another thing i cant get rid of
Gray Ace: This is gonna be an interesting year isn't it...