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CHPT1
- Dick Grayson
- Is Slade online?
- I have a question.
- Rose Wilson
- Yo, what is it, big guy?
- Dick Grayson
- Good to see you online, kid. But where’s your dad?
- I need to talk to him.
- Slade Wilson
- What is it?
- Dick Grayson
- So I found this little guy outside.
- Rose Wilson
- God that’s cute.
- Dick Grayson
- by himself
- and I was wondering, since we don’t get a lot of wild rabbits in Gotham where I grew up
- Do people keep them as pets??
- Rose Wilson
- I don’t know but I want one.
- Joey always gets the good stuff as a kid
- Dick always gets the good stuff now.
- Dick Grayson
- Slade
- Can you tell which breed he is?
- Is this type of rabbit safe to keep as a domesticated pet indoors, or no?
- Rose Wilson
- I want a pet too
- Slade Wilson
- What are you trying to say, Richard?
- Dick Grayson
- I want the bunny, Slade
- Slade Wilson
- No.
- Dick Grayson
- Come on, I can take full responsibility
- I’ll even bathe him myself
- Slade Wilson
- You are not getting a rabbit.
- Also, you aren’t supposed to bathe them.
- Rose Wilson
- Are you not?
- Joey Wilson
- No. I think they are like cats.
- Slade Wilson
- Except a lot messier
- Tara Markov
- OMG is that a bunny???
- Dick Grayson
- I’ll take care of him I swear
- What do bunnies eat? Hay, right?
- Slade Wilson
- You are not. Getting a rabbit
- Dick Grayson
- Please, Slade
- Are you really going to say no to a face like that?
- Slade Wilson
- ...
- Dick Grayson
- Look how cute and sad he is
- Slade Wilson
- Stop that
- It’s not going to work
- Joey Wilson
- Actually, I think having a pet is good for Dick.
- Rose Wilson
- Let him keep it, dad
- 🥺
- the bunny is so cute
- Dick Grayson
- 🥺
- Slade Wilson
- YOU KIDS ARE NOT GETTING A RABBIT
- Joey Wilson
- 🥺
- Slade Wilson
- Stop giving me that face
- Tara Markov
- Just let Dick keep it, Slade
- Slade Wilson
- SHUT UP
- Tara Markov
- 😴
- Dick Grayson
- 🥺
- Slade Wilson
- WTF
- Did you brats have this rehearsed or something?
- Dick Grayson
- 🐇
- Slade Wilson
- ...
- Rose Wilson
- of course not
- we just really want a pet
- you never let us have anything cool
- 🥺
- Slade Wilson
- ...
- Rose Wilson
- It’s always missions and training
- we need entertainment
- and bunnies
- Slade Wilson
- ...
- Joey Wilson
- Rose has a point.
- Dick Grayson
- He’s begging you to let me keep him
- Tara Markov
- 😄
- Slade Wilson
- ...fine
- FINE
- You want the bunny? Keep him
- But you are feeding him.
- Rose Wilson
- 🙌
- Joey Wilson
- 🙌
- Dick Grayson
- 🙌
- 😊
- 🐇🐇🐇
- Tara Markov
- Dick always wants to take in strays
- it’s how I fooled the Titans
- Dick Grayson
- That’s beside the point, Tara🙃
- Tara Markov
- 🙄🤐