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Part 1 of Just Your Average Normal Family AU :D
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Published:
2021-06-29
Updated:
2021-12-07
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20/?
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Be Gay, Do Witchcraft

Summary:

This is what happens when 5 neurodivergent queer writers with different skillsets sit down to write a sitcom. Chaos.

A hidden community of supernatural creatures in plain sight. What will they do? Apparently cause mass amounts of pure unadulterated chaos

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter Text

When Charlie Slimecicle met the man, he didn’t expect things to go like this. He didn’t expect to be sitting in an airport, on his way to meet Lady Death herself.

Schlatt, as he had introduced himself, turned out to be a chimera. He had easily figured out that Charlie was a slime despite all his attempts to blend in. This had somehow led to Schlatt deciding to send him to a “magical safe haven,” or the ‘Community’ as wine ominously called it. 

Charlie still wasn’t sure what the place really was but they were willing to find out if slime saw the opportunity. A place filled with other supernatural creatures sounded surreal. Charlie had only known one other non human creature in his life. And that was just recently Schlatt. Slime fiddled with their fidget cube as they waited for their plane to arrive. 

 

Supernaturals inc. at 9:08 AM

Mama Death: We are getting a new person soon, behave yourselves

Mama Death: Drista and Tommy, that means you 

chaos: what do you mean im an angel???

Caw Caw Bitch: Don’t say that you’ll give angels like me a bad reputation

chaos: bitch

The muffin man: LANGUAGE

BIG MAN: FUCK

bee boi: FUCK

Not a furry: FUCK

rubber duck: FUCK

chaos: FUCK

why are they so tall?!: ENGLISH

BIG MAN: you ruined it...

Space boi: I’m just gonna go back to bed =_=

Tik Tok goes the clock: what the honK??? a new person???

Queer king: What are their pronouns?

Mama Death: Let me ask Schlatt

rubber duck: wait whats happening?

Tik Tok goes the clock: We getting a new person

rubber duck: are we stealing them?

Blobby Bish: New or used?

ORDER: Great responses, both of you.

bee boi: ew grrmamer

why are they so tall?!: *grammar

bee boi: ,,,my little meow meow

bee boi: u chooose to betrey me ths wya

why are they so tall?!: *choose *betray  *this *way

BIG MAN: boob boy go away

Queer King: I just want to know the kids pronouns :(

Mama Death: He doesn’t know but the kid seems to be comfortable with he/him so far

chaos: ew

Captain Kraken: Drista…

chaos: nice got it

chaos: i can be nice

chaos: :)