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the sky is red.
it’s as if god slit their throat and drenched the earth in blood.
(with the way things are going, it’s unlikely they care much about what will happen without them.)
ash falls from the sky like blackened snow, coating the ground in soft grey.
civilians are coughing, lungs not built to withstand this air. they glue themselves to their phones to keep the panic at bay, not that it helps much when the worried voice of a man is broadcasted across all their news stations.
“-seven reported dead. this heat is deadly, please take measures to keep yourselves cool.-”
in a white-walled apartment, a figure dressed in green is tapping on a screen. they laugh to themself as they hit a button.
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[Unknown] has added 16 others to a group
[Unknown] has changed the group name to bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv654
[Unknown]: my cat stood on my keyboard whoops
[Unknown] has changed the group name to hot topic catalogue
[Unknown]: much better :)
[Unknown] has changed their name to your worst nightmare
your worst nightmare: welcome to hell, everybody :)
[Unknown]: what the fukc
[Unknown] has changed their name to THE BIGGEST MAN
your worst nightmare: not a chance LMAOOO
your worst nightmare has renamed THE BIGGEST MAN to child
child: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUKC OYU FUCK OYU GUFCK YIRIU GFUCK YOU!!!!
your biggest nightmare: lmao
your biggest nightmare: are we the only ones online rn?
[Unknown]: what
[Unknown]: oh no youre not the only ones on dw!!
[Unknown]: dont knwo abt the others but i was trying to distract myself from whats happening sjdhjshfj
[Unknown]: oh wait wait hold on one sec
[Unknown] has changed their name to not a meow meow!!!
child has renamed not a meow meow!!! to boob boy
boob boy: hey :(
boob boy has changed their name to :(
:(: :(
:(: im not a boob boy
child: sorry ranboob
:(: THATS NOT MY NAME AND YOU KNOW IT
your worst nightmare has renamed :( to main character syndrome
your worst nightmare: is this better
main character syndrome: yes
main character syndrome: ty dream :D
your worst nightmare: np boo :)
[Unknown]: hey why didbt anyone tell me therw was a groupchat :(
[Unknown] has changed their name to death by bees
main character syndrome: tubbo!!! :D
death by bees: hi ranboo :DD
child: stop being clingy ew
death by bees: Are You Jealous, Tommy?
child: .
child: no,
main character syndrome: yknow you can visit either of us whenever youd like, right? just bc tubs and i have been talking more doesnt mean we’re trying to exclude you :( im sorry if it made you feel that way we didnt mean it i swear
child: hey hey big man i wasnt mad!! /gen i was just poking fun at you two /lh
main character syndrome: oh
main character syndrome: thats. thats a relief then!
child: <33 /p
death by bees: holy shit
death by bees: tommy soft arc????
child: NO
child: NO YOU DID NOT SEE THAT
child has deleted 2 messages
[Unknown]: aw did i miss the chance to get blackmail
child: No you did not
child: even if you did somehwo get blackmail
child: i still havent forgotten last summer when you fucking ate sand
[Unknown]: i dont regret that one bit
child: oh
[Unknown] has changed their name to crumchy sand mmm
crumchy sand mmm: i wear this name with pride, young one
child: fuckc oyu die die die die
child: i hope you choke <3 /disrespectfully (/nsrs)
crumchy sand mmm: awwwww you care about me <3
child: no i do Not
child: shut up wilby
[Unknown]: “wilby”
death by bees: wilby
main character syndrome: wilby
[Unknown] has changed their name to techno
[Unknown] *replying to child*: aww mate thats sweet
[Unknown]: sure you dont care about your brother?
crumchy sand mmm has renamed [Unknown] to crowfather
crumchy sand mmm: hello techno, phil :)
crowfather: hi wil
techno: hey wilbur
child: I DO NOT CARE FOR HIM
main character syndrome: sure you dont toms
death by bees: ^^ what he said >:))
child: i hate you all
child:...
child: /j
crumchy sand mmm: sobs
crumchy sand mmm: you love us :((((
child: no