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Kurumi and Ellen Team Heartcatch ANY Cures are not allowed to have a contest for who can make the biggest explosion.
Ako is not allowed to crawl in the air vents and spy on people.
Stop calling Yukari and Akira’s fanclubs their Simp Army.
Yuni is Cure Cosmo, not Cure Nyan Cat.
The words “what’s the worst that could happen” are never to be uttered in battle ever again.
Hana and Saaya are not allowed to duel with gardening tools in Home Depot.
Transforming does not constitute “charging into battle, naked, like the Celts”.
Team Smile are not allowed to rent elephants. I don’t even want to know what they intended to do with it.
Aguri’s special ability is not “the power of super annoyingness”.
Rickrolling villains was only funny the first time.
Team Suite, Karen, Erika, and Iona are not allowed to haze the new Cures. Minori is still recovering.
Rin is not allowed to set the background of every phone in the store to her face.
Towa is not to be referred to as “Princess Trashy Vampire Romance” or by the names of any My Little Pony characters.
Kirara is not allowed to eat a rubik's cube that she can’t manage to solve.
Hime and Makoto are not allowed to start a cult dedicated to any video game character.
Lala is not allowed to threaten to abduct people and conduct dubious experiments on them.
Megumi is not allowed to tell newer/younger Cures fictional horror stories involving her family.
Yuri is not allowed to tell newer/younger Cures factual horror stories involving her family.
Fairies are not acceptable replacements for a missing sports ball.
The following words and phrases are not to be used in mid-battle rants about the power of friendship and similar things: “homoerotic tension”, “I hate everyone in this room”, “you absolute walnut”, “I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going”, “Kyubey”, “flaucinihilipilification”, “essential oil”, “the ol’ razzle dazzle”, “we’re all going to die”, “bitchass academy”, or any Bee Movie quotes.
Akane is not allowed to challenge Rin or Towa to Agni Kai.
Nagisa is not allowed to impersonate Saki.
Honoka is not allowed to convince Mai to intentionally make Nagisa get into increasingly awkward spots until she caves and reveals that she’s not Saki.
Saki is not allowed to impersonate Nagisa, either.
Erika is not allowed to attempt to train the local urban wildlife to be her personal army.
Teams Yes5, Fresh, and DokiDoki are not allowed to run Doom on their henshin items.
Team Star Twinkle are not allowed to run Doom on the Twinkle Book.
Yukari is not allowed to run Doom on the Sweets Pact. Seriously, how did she even do that?!?!
Hikaru is not allowed to bring a roomba to space, tape a knife to it, and livestream its adventures.
Honoka is not allowed to yell “ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing” during attack.
The purple Cures are not allowed to convince Yuri or Yukari to drive around a car with a coffin trailing behind it while a younger purple does her makeup to look undead, hangs out in the coffin, and jumps out at people who ask about it.
Sango is not allowed to make a giant worm on a string and wear it.
Reika, Yuri, Setsuna, Regina, and Ellen are not allowed to greet everyone they see with “Greetings, peasants.”
Kirara is no longer allowed to use magic attacks to burn her name into a wall.
Riding on the hood of a car is right out.
Nodoka is not an assassin and Saaya is not allowed to attempt to pay her to beat up or kill George Kurai behind Hana’s back.
Nodoka is not allowed to take a sword to George Kurai even without being paid. Actually, you know what, she is definitely allowed to do this.
Akane is not allowed to attempt to profit off Reika’s iceologer combat simulator world tour by charging attendees extra to watch her burn a magically created statue of a glow squid.
Yuni is not allowed to lie on the floor and dramatically quote Miette when someone touches her.
Stop referring to Northa as a girlboss. No, it doesn’t matter that she is one.
Team Smile are not allowed to vote on the strongest fighter from each team, trap them in the woods together, lace said woods with traps, and call it the “Trial By Tale”.
Ako and Emiru are not allowed to hunt Coco and Nuts Milk Sharuru Aroma Rabirin ANY mascots for sport while roleplaying Warrior Cats.
Team Star Twinkle are not allowed to dress up in arcade carpet print clothing and convince Kotoha to help them turn ANY location into a surreal and inescapable maze.
Erika is not allowed to advertise Fairy Drop by wearing accessories with the logo into battle.
Kirara Mirai Nodoka ANY Cures are not allowed to take advantage of Asumi’s lack of knowledge of the world for updog, joe, ICUP, or “it says gullible on the ceiling” jokes.
Akarun is not a “professional necromancer”.
Love and Setsuna are not “putting the romance in necromancy”.
Kirara is not secretly an enderman.
Kotoha is not allowed to edit the Minecraft Wiki to claim that the villagers worship her.
Regina and Karen are not allowed to put up a Craigslist ad for a girl named Gretchen to hang out with.
No Cure or Cure-adjacent (looking at you Regina) is allowed to give Chiffon a gun ever again.
Manatsu is not allowed to pretend to be possessed by Kotoha.
Erika Team Tropical Rouge ANY Cures are not allowed to follow Alice around singing the Batman theme song.
Setsuna is not allowed to send Ako and/or any of the young fairies on a long treasure hunt for something that doesn’t actually exist whenever she wants to watch Hazbin Hotel.
Hinata is not allowed to make “pumpkin spice Latte” puns with the team puppy.
The subject of Minecraft wood is never to be brought up around Team Smile ever again. Karen having stepped in and covered all the costs does not undo the mass property damage that was done on that day.
“Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss” is not to be chanted in battle again.
Chiyu is not allowed to do Cure Scan and then use it as “proof she’s not an impostor”.
Nozomi is not allowed to refer to any purple Cure as “my poor little meow meow”.
Love and Miki are not allowed to refer to Setsuna as “my poor little meow meow”.
Kirara is not allowed to refer to Towa as “my poor little meow meow”.
Komachi is not allowed to summon demons in her room. Do that shit with the whole team at the Halloween party.
Komachi is no longer allowed to summon demons at the Halloween party. We are still recovering from the incident.
Asumi is not secretly Herobrine.
Homestuck is never to be referenced in battle ever again. EVER.
Team DokiDoki are not allowed to follow Regina around singing about how "she has everything she gets everything".
Saaya does not have a true form with hundreds of eyes and wings and wheels within wheels of fire.
Joker’s name isn’t “Cards Against Humanity”.
Pikario is not allowed to cosplay Ciel for Halloween. Come on, guys, if he can’t be a precure every day, let him at least dress up as one!
Mana is no longer allowed to hang from the chandelier.
Akane is not allowed to use her powers to cook food.
Akira is not allowed to sharply turn around and yell “SQUIRREL” whenever Himari walks into the room.
Erika is not allowed to blast Bring Me To Life around Yuri.
Hinata is not allowed to charge Kanade money to touch Nyatoran’s paws.
Stop attempting to control your allies by giving them donuts. That’s, like, the polar opposite of how donuts work.
Yuni is not an illuminati agent.
Setsuna, Hibiki, and Miyuki are not undead.
None of the Cures are allowed to give Yuni catnip ever again.
Kirara is not allowed to give a Snickers bar to the monster of the week under the grounds that “you turn into a rampaging monster when you’re hungry”.
Reika is not allowed to imitate moves from Sonic The Hedgehog during battle.
This list is not a resume.