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“Hey, Ladies.” Carol greets as she arrives at the girl’s night out. She is the last one to show up because she got distracted while fighting an alien on one of Saturn’s rings.
“Carol, nice to see you.” Sue greets. Everyone sits down together. They moved two tables together to fit everyone. The ladies that could make it tonight were Carol, Natasha, Jean, Sue, Jessica, Emma, Wanda, and Jennifer.
“Waiter we need some menus!” Jessica calls for the well-dressed man to bring the menus for the expensive restaurant’s food.
“Here you go, ladies. What would you all like to drink?” The waiter takes their orders and leaves to go get what they ordered for drinks.
“So, how is your relationship with Scott and Logan going, Jean?” Wanda asks in curiosity.
“Terrible. Scott has been almost exclusively been fucking Logan and Logan has been traveling a lot. I’ve felt very lonely.” Jean admits.
“I’m sorry to hear that, Jean.” Sue apologizes. “If it makes you feel better, Reed hasn’t touched me in almost three years.”
“That bastard!” Jennifer looks pissed. “That is not right. Your husband should be treating you like the queen that you deserve to be treated like.”
“Yeah, honestly I feel worse. Scott will still at least finger me and Logan will indulge my lust whenever he is nearby.” Jean admits.
“Sorry, I just wanted to make you feel better.”
“Oh, dear. Reed is an idiot if he isn’t trying to get with you whenever he can.” Emma places a gloved hand on her fellow blonde’s shoulder.
“So, moving away from the depressing situation with Sue’s husband. Has anyone hooked up with anyone of note recently?” Jessica asks with an arched brow.
“Yes, I had a one-night stand with a tall, dark S.H.I.E.L.D agent,” Natasha announces as she takes her drink from the waiter who came back with their drinks.
The women quickly ordered what food they wanted.
“Please give us the details, Nat.” Wanda seems very curious at the Russian’s early words.
“Yes, you have piqued my interest.” Emma takes a sip of her alcoholic drink.
“Well, we were both on a mission to take down a Hydra base. Once we were done, we spent the night together as a celebration for victory.”
“I was recently in an alien space orgy in a different galaxy,” Carol admits proud.
“What happened?” Jen smirks.
“I came across a bunch of aliens fucking in the middle of town on their home planet, so I stripped down and joined in.”
“Did you use a condom?” Sue asks.
“No, but with how many rounds went on, we would have run out anyways.”
“You should be more careful, Carol. One of these days you’re going to get an STD from an alien planet. That would not be good.” Jess reprimands.
“Oh, leave her be. She’ll be fine.” Jen reassures.
“Is there any men anyone is gonna try and hook up with soon?” Nat asks as sometimes the heroines set their eyes on someone that another heroine has their eye on, so they now call dibs until they can hook up with the man they are after.
“I’ve had my eyes on Sider-Man for a while.” Wanda comes clean.
“What?! But he is an obnoxious child!” Jennifer shouts in surprise. Sue looks very upset at that reply and is about to defend her friend before Wanda corrects herself.
“I am talking about the black one. He seems to be popular with quite a few heroines nowadays. I think he might be fun to play with.” Wanda bites her lip thinking about it.
“Isn’t he a minor?” Jessica looks unsure.
“No, he’s 18 now, so it would be legal.” Carol shrugs her shoulders.
“I bet he must be very hung. Black men have much bigger cocks than white men do.” Emma checks her makeup while providing this tidbit.
“Agreed. I bet the black Spider-Man has a much bigger cock than the child that is the white one.” Jen agrees.
“Girls, you don’t know that. I’m sure Spider-Man is well enough equipped.” Sue blushes at Jessica’s statement. She feels awkward about this whole conversation.
“No way. If he had a big dick, then why did that supermodel he was dating cheat on him with Tony Stark?” Carol argues. “It’s not like Tony is very big where it counts.”
“Maybe it was greed to get bigger roles.” Jean reasons.
“No way, Miles is definitely better than Spidey in every way.” Wanda arrogantly announces.
On the opposite side of the restaurant are two masked individuals. One of them pulls out a gun and points it at Wanda’s head.
The other mysterious figure grabs their hand. “No, don’t. They will get what they deserve soon. Just don’t kill them.”
The one holding a gun puts it away and picks up a fork to eat some of their salad.
“Hey, Carol isn’t Ms. Marvel dating Miles?” Nat asks.
“Yes, she is. And he must be really good if he can keep my protege happy.” Carol brags.
“That is a valid point.” Nat can see her point, but then something weird happens.
‘You need to stop comparing my Peter, with that black boy.’ Nat can hear this faintly whispered in her mind.
“What?” Nat looks around subtly.
‘You heard me, bitch.’ The voice goes quiet after that.
“I doubt that is the reason. She is a very happy go person.” Jessica denies.
“Whatever. Why don’t we prove it once and for all?” Jen decides.
“How so?” Jean asks in curiosity.
“We will use our womanly charms to convince them to send us dick pics.” Jen plans out.
“That sounds like a good plan,” Wanda smirks while thinking about how Miles will fuck her.
“This has really gotten out of hand ladies. I’m sure they both can pleasure a girl just fine.” Sue only says this out of politeness, she has been wondering what Pete was packing for a long time. Especially after Els Udonta left one of Johnny’s parties in a wheelchair after a few hours with Peter.
“I’ll text Miles. I did call him after all.” Wanda lifts up her shirt and takes a picture of her large pair of breasts.
On Wanda’s message, she types: ‘Hey big boy. Want to show me what you got packing down there? I promise I’ll make it worth your while.’
“And send.” Wanda looks smug like she already won.
“Don’t get too excited. We need to get Spider-Man to send us a pic.”
“I’ll do it.” Jessica heads to the lady’s room where she enters a stall and pulls down her pants and underwear. She spreads one cheek with one hand and takes the picture with the other.
Her message is very straightforward: ‘Want to fuck?’ She sends it and after getting dressed again she heads back to the table.
“And now we play the waiting game.” Jen takes a drink of her wine.
“I’m sure that Miles will be much bigger.” Carol brags.
“No way, Spider-Man will be much bigger.” Jean decides to argue because she just feels like starting some drama.
“No way a white boy could be bigger than a huge black man.” Emma rolls her eyes.
“You wanna bet?” Jean raises an eyebrow.
“Yes. How about this? The women who picked the small dicked wimp have to sleep with not only him, but also Tony Stark, Scott Summers, Clint Barton, and Hank Pym at the same time. The women who picked the one with the biggest dick *cough* Miles *cough* gets to pleasure him all at the same time!” Emma challenges.
“We accept!” Jean brings her fist down onto the table.
“Now wait a minute-” Sue interrupts.
“What’s wrong Sue, afraid you will need to sleep with a bunch of boys that don’t know how to please a woman?” Jen mocks.
“I am more worried about the fact that I am married and don’t think it would be ok to cheat on him with my brother’s best friend.” Susan snaps back.
“As you said earlier, he hasn’t touched you in a long time. It is his fault if you cheat on him after giving him two whole years to make up for the lost time.” Jessica points out.
“I guess, Spider-Man has always helped me out a lot. Ok, I accept.”
“Spider-Man won’t be the only one you are having sex with. Miles will surely have a much bigger cock than him.” Wanda snarks.
*Ding*
Wanda’s phone lights up.
“See, this will prove it.” She opens up the picture to see a 7-inch black penis on her phone.
“Oh, there is no way Spider-Loser is going to beat that.” Jen laughs confident that her side won.
“That doesn’t prove anything. Spider-Man still hasn’t sent his dick pic.”
“I’m sorry ladies, but I’m gonna have to side with them on Miles.” Natasha looks around. She suddenly gets a very strong urge to punch herself in the face.
*Ding*
“Oh, that must be Spider-Man. Now let’s see what he is packing.” Jessica looks relieved.
She opens her phone to see a new message.
‘Sorry, Jess but I’m doing something.’
“Ha hahaha!” Wanda laughs at Jessica, Sue, and Jean.
“Well, I guess that is a forfeit from Spider-Man,” Jen smirks.
“No way, he is just busy right now. Unlike all other heroes, he actually helps people out. He might be near some children or something.” Susan looks angry.
“Doesn’t matter, dear. He is a man, if he doesn’t give up what he is doing to make us happy, then he isn’t worth it.” Emma says unpalatably.
“Sorry, but you girls chose the wrong man.” Natasha takes a bite out of her salad.
*Ding*
Jessica pulls her phone out and looks. What she sees leaves her speechless.
“Why are you so shocked-looking?” Carol questions as she looks at the phone. She nearly has a heart attack from what she sees.
‘I’m “something” ’ is what the caption says. The picture is of the Native American superheroine Maya Lopez AKA Echo on her knees. She has Spider-Man’s 14-inch cock in both her hands. Her smile is genuine, the weird part is that one of her eyes looks normal and the other eye is glowing yellow.
“This means that we won.” Jean laughs in victory. “Oh enjoy sleeping with the four most egotistical assholes, along with Miles as the three of us pleasure Spider-Man.” Jessica high-fives Sue and Jean.
“Now wait a minute…” Jen tries to argue.
“Nope, I am texting them right now.” Sue sends the text.
“Now if you’ll excuse us we have to get going.” Jessica, Jean, and Sue leave the money for their meals and head to Peter’s house just before the idiot showed up to get lucky.
To be continued next chapter…