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Breaking News, Spiderman Murdered by Kingpin Last Night!
At approximately nine pm, march 18, Spiderman was killed by the mysterious Kingpin. NYPD sources reveal the cause of death to be blunt force trauma to the head. The officer, who wishes to remain nameless, stated that “We think his death would have been quick. But his healing …
Spiderman Deceased
The Avengers confirmed Queens’s friendly neighborhood Spiderman to be deceased during a press conference this afternoon. Captain Steven Rogers explained that “Vigilantes have already volunteered to track the Kingpin, and his next of kin has already been notified.” Ironman stated …
Queens In Mourning
People took to the streets last night celebrating Spiderman. Sharing stories of his life, adventures, and the people he saved. “I was trapped in a burning building,” One woman says. “Firefighters were still two minutes out, Spidey saved me, three of my neighbors, my kids and …
Vigilante Dead, Avengers Unavailable For Comment
After the press conference where the Avengers confirmed Spiderman’s death, there have been no comments made, by Avengers, Vigilantes, other heroes, or the NYPD on the state of the investigation into Spiderman’s death last week. No statements have yet been made on his identity …
Spiderman’s Identity Revealed
Spiderman was born Peter Benjamin Parker, to parents Mary and Richard Parker. Tragedy struck when he was five, and they were both killed in a plane crash. Peter was sent to his father’s brother and sister in law. Benjamin ‘Ben’ and Maybelle ‘May’ Parker. Ben was a police officer …
Peter Parker’s Life
“Peter was always my brightest student.” Mr Harrisson recalls. “Perfect grades on everything. It’s rare, to meet a child as devoted as him.” Peter Parker was always willing to lend a helping hand, to a friend or someone he had never met. His phd supervisor said that “Peter …
Is there a new Spiderman?
Reports have been coming in of a new Spiderman, based in Brooklyn. The new Spider wears a black suit, with a red spider on the chest. There is so far no word yet from Spiderwoman, Spidergirl, Scarlet Spider, or Crimson on if he has any connection to Peter Parker, but his web slingers …
The Original Spiderman’s Aunt and Friends Have All Refused To Comment On His Life, Mourning, Or Government Cover Up?
Most people have believed Spiderman’s loved ones reluctance to comment on his life to be caused by mourning, grief, and / or a belief that media would disrespect Peter Parker’s memory. Well a statement from C.I.A. Agent suggests that there may be other forces at play …
Four of Peter Parker’s Friends Remember Him
Yesterday, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Flash Thompson, and Mary Jane Watson, posted a video remembering Spiderman. They were all his close friends, and each dated him at a different point in his life. Before this, they all kept a strict no comment policy. The video was posted on …
In Memory of Peter Parker, Video
Black
Camera shows a man sitting at a desk
Hey everyone. I’m Ned Leeds. I’m a programmer. Security systems, mostly.
A woman, sitting on the edge of a roof
Hey. I’m Michelle Jones. MJ. Reporter.
A man leaning against a wall in a school gym
Sup. I’m Flash Thompson. Veteran and high school gym teacher.
A woman standing on an empty stage.
Mary Jane Watson. I also go by MJ. Actor.
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Ned: When I was five, back in kindergarten, I met this kid.
Michelle: We were both in AcDec, and our senior year trip, we got to know each other.
Flash: So just after Mysterio revealed, I helped get him cleared, and then we got closer in undergrad.
Mary Jane: We met in undergrad. Dated for a while. On and off for a few years.
Black
Ned: He died a week before his wedding. We all would have played important parts. I was best man.
Michelle: Groomswoman.
Flash: Groomsman.
Mary Jane: Bride.
Black
Flash: Peter always inspired me.
Ned: He was the nicest person I ever met.
Mary Jane: When I first met him, I thought he was too good to be true.
Michelle: Socially aware. He was pretty close to perfect.
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Michelle: I dated him in senior year of high school. Decided we were better as friends just before we started university.
Flash: Undergrad. Six months in our second year.
Ned: Grad school. Two months. Weird dating my best friend. He felt the exact same.
Mary Jane: Yeah, I dated Peter. Um … pretty much whenever someone else wasn’t. First, third, and fourth years of undergrad, half of grad school, most of his phd, and then we were pretty steady after.
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Mary Jane: Peter Parker was Spiderman.
Michelle: Spiderman was not Peter Parker. Spiderman is an idea, a movement. Peter is only the man who started it.
Ned: Think of it as, Spiderman is the jedi, and Peter was Jedi Prime. He was a jedi, the jedi, but not all jedi were him. He was just the first, and in this case, the best.
Flash: Spiderman is too big to just be one person. There’s a second Spiderman, in Brooklyn. Spiderwoman, in Queens. Spidergirl, in the Bronx, and Venom, in Midtown. They’re all Spiders, but Peter’s dead.
Mary Jane: Spiderman is Peter’s Legacy. Spiderman was his way to make the world a better place. Whenever you help someone, you are a part of Peter’s legacy. In a way, we are all Spiderman.
Black
Brooklyn Spiderman, standing horizontally on a wall.
We are all Spiderman.
Spiderwoman, hanging upside down from a fire escape.
We are all Spiderman.
Spidergirl, standing in an alley.
We are all Spiderman.
Venom, on a roof.
We are all Spiderman.
Scarlet Spider, in freefall.
We are all Spiderman.
Crimson Spider, in a dark warehouse.
We are all Spiderman.
Five Year Anniversary of Peter Parker’s Death
Millions watched during the Spiderman parade, marking the fifth anniversary of the late Wilson Fisk’s attempt to collapse the multiverse, and subsequent murder of Peter Parker. The parade celebrated the life of a hero, the friendly neighborhood Spiderman. He lives on in his six …
Peter Parker’s Legacy
Scarlet Spider. Spiderwoman. Spidergirl. Crimson Spider. Venom. Brooklyn Spiderman. Agent Spider. Peter Parker has left an enormous impact on vigilantes today. A 2041 survey suggests that Peter Parker is the most well known, deceased, hero, narrowly beating recently redeceased Jean Grey, the Phoenix. Peter Parker is known …
Peter Parker, Still Changing Lives, Twenty Years Dead
Peter Parker has been dead for two decades. Today’s teenagers knew him only through his legacy, most notably the Spiderman Fitness Challenge, during their PE classes. Penelope Green states “We never knew him but it feels like we did. He had a huge presence on social media …
Peter Parker’s Aunt Dies, Outlived Her Nephew By Forty Years
May Parker, née Reilly, passed away in her sleep last night. She outlived her nephew by four decades, and her husband by over five. She was known for her heroism, and was an inspiration to all those around her, including Peter Parker, who she raised after he was orphaned at five …