(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Sonic stood up to a podium. He tapped the microphone and opened his mouth.
'The Cartoon Network show, Welcome to Earth, is terrible,' he said. The audience booed.
'... and I hope they never stop airing it.'
Everyone gave him a standing ovation, with cheers galore. Knuckles clapped* so loud it could be heard from space.
Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' of complete approval.
*if you have humour like my school friends then replace the word 'clapped' with 'quickly opened and closed his hands'
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