Chapter Text
'STARS ALIGN HASN'T HAD A SERIES 2 FOR 4 YEARS AND IT ENDED ON ABOUT 4 CLIFFHANGERS! NOOOOOOOOO! WHY? NOOO!' cried jupitercl0uds.
'Ash, I know what you're going to say, and no, you can't add Yu to the fic just because of that,' said Tails. 'I will agree with you, the show is good, but shouldn't you of all people know it'll take a while?' said Tails.
'I guess I'll go on hiatus then...'
'WHAT?'
'What do you mean... "what"? Not in a "how dare you disrespect me, Miles" kind of way, I'm just confused,'
'Despite my actions, I like being written about. I'd prefer for you not to go on hiatus.'
'Well, don't worry about that, Tails, I'll draw you everywhere. I draw everyone in this fic all the time, so I don't see why I'd change that for a hiatus. I mean, yes, when I last went on hiatus, I wasn't drawing everyone all the time, but the fic had only been going for 2 months, so I wasn't nearly as attatched. Maybe I'll write a spin off one-shot or something for you. I dunno, but don't worry.'
'Have you told the others yet?'
'Yeah. Hell, even Aaron knows I'm fine, granted, we are the same person. I wanted to tell you last because, let's be honest, you've probably got the strongest bond with me in the entire fic. Oh, and by the way, I'm not on hiatus because of Stars Align, I've just got autistic burnout, hehe.' Xe turned xyr head. 'You can start now!'
From behind a shimmering purple curtain emerged everyone else from the fic, from background characters to Waluigi himself. To the tune of blah blah blah!'s chorus, they began to sing:
#Ash is on hi-atus now#
#Cause they have au-tistic burnout#
#How long is it, we'll be gone?#
#We don't know but, it won't be long#
#Ash is on hi-atus now#
#Go away au-tistic burnout#
#Surely life will, be just fine#
#Waluigi, say your line!#
Waluigi dramatically posed and sang the most beautiful 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to ever grace the ears of those who heard it.
'They are really creative, aren't they? All that unprovoked!' said jupiter to Tails, who was giving a round of applause. Tails, dumbfounded, just nodded and continued to clap.
