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jupitercl0uds was screaming, hyperventilating and almost started crawling the walls. Cubot cried, Sticks screamed and Luigi panicked. Most groups had at least 1 smart person in them. This was not one of them. This was a group of total idiots, buffoons, a group with 1 brain between them, which belonged to Luigi.
'Where the fuck are we?' screamed Sticks. 'Last I remember was a hypnotising ass, trying to brainwash me into becoming straight, and the next thing I know, the world's made of plastic!'
Ah yes, one more thing: the entire world was made of Lego, excluding our heroes.
'bricksburg aHAHAHAHAHAAAA!' screamed jupitercl0uds. They weren't speaking properly at that point, hence the poor grammar of xyr sentences. 'hescoming!coveryourbutt!coverthewhat?aaa!vitruvious!lordbusiness.youvehiddenthekraglewelloldma-'
'jupiter, I'm gonna need you to shut up, I need to understand what's going on.'
'oHhoho, sticks, my girl, we are in bRICKSBURG!!! BIRCKSBURG1! BRIGHKSCBURSG! AHAHAHAHA!'
'Care to elaborate?' asked Luigi, cowering in fear.
'Bricksburg is the place that Emmet Brickowski from The Lego Movie originates from. It's generally a very generic city, filled with very generic people. Well, they all have their quirks, but they're generic in the sense that they aren't too different from other people, if a little nicer. By now, we are probably in the events leading to TAKOS Tuesday, so beg that it isn't Tuesday, or there's a small chance you'll get Kragled. And, even if we do survive TAKOS Tuesday, we then have to survive the Duplo invasion. This means we're in 2014, so Sticks, I dunno if you exist yet. I'm in primary school at the moment. Cubot, I'm pretty sure you exist, and Luigi, you definitely exist, last year was your 30th anniversary. I also need to say that I watched this film 6 times in the cinema, to the point where in 2014 I would be miserable if I saw a film in the cinema and it wasn't The Lego Movie. A few times I even had tantrums. I also had the entire film memorised for several years. It is my favourite film.'
'I see. How did we get here?' continued Luigi.
'Well, you see, I'm the author, right, so, I know how we got here. So, right, Brett Hand, y'know, from Inside Job, he was twerking oiled up and it ripped apart the fabric of the universe.'
'Oh my! Cubot, were you recording this?'
'Yeah, why?' replied Cubot.
'Well, I thought, maybe I could see it - to get a better understanding of what you mean, of course.'
'Sure! In fact, you should ask Orbot, he'll have it in better picture quality. I can only record in 480p, meanwhile he can record in 4K. Orbot? Orbot, where are you? Orbot? NOOOOOO!' Cubot began to cry. He cried so hard that he accidentally played a recording of Waluigi saying his iconic line. His crying even made him accidentally repeat it for a second.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'