waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular

by jupitercl0uds

Chapter 164: day 164: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

for anyone who hasn't watched friday night dinner, 1) watch it 2) the dad is called martin and one of his quotes is 'bloody boiling.' then there's also 'shit on it' but i don't really swear so i couldn't really use that one.

jupiter was in a cropped t-shirt and shorts. Their hair was tied in a bun. They were constantly making sure that their skin was touching as little as possible. And yet, after all this, they still were, as they put it, bloody boiling.

'Oh my god- "bloody boiling" this, "bloody boiling" that! What are you, a Martin kinnie?'
'When it cools down, I swear, Tails. You- you are not gonna hear the end of this. 30 de-bloody-grees. Again. And in school, too. Y'know, it rained for 5 minutes, really heavily, but it was so hot, that 5 minutes later, it had all evapourated. Bloody boiling out here.'
'Okay. Martin.'
'Is this what it feels like to have me as a friend?'
'Yep.'
'Thought so. Kinda funny, kinda annoying. But you're dead nice, so I'll let you off. We get to wear PE kit tomorrow. In June. Not even late June. It's climate change gone mad - if it wasn't already mad enough. Every year, they're like, "oh, we get a heatwave for like a week," and every year, said heatwave lasts a month. Can we just skip to the next mini ice age already? At least you can layer up then. Plus, in winter, if it's wet, it's wet. In summer, if it's wet, it's humid, which is so much worse than wet.'

Suddenly, Amy burst through the double doors and squealed.

'Oh my gosh, did you just say wet?
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes,
are so much wetter than the space between my thighs.
Oh, well, I can't help if thinking about it only makes me cry,
It keeps me wet,'
jupiter joined in, suddenly bursting back to life. For a song about having immense sexual urges, jupitercl0uds, ie, someone who is sex repulsed, was surprisingly into it.
'You keep me wet, till I run dry-y-y-y!'

Tails sighed. He didn't want this becoming a song fic - they always turned out slightly awkward. He called for Waluigi to end the fic, but he ended up singing along instead.

'It's nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy,
Where I'm all alone and I feel the cold dark growth caressing me-'
'WALUIGI!'
'Sorry, I just love Dazey and the Scouts. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

if your user is dekucest then hi. i always read your name in the kudos every time i post a chapter. this is kinda awkward but i want you to know that.

for everyone else, dekucest does not actually like selfcest, it says so on their profile. and i stalk most of your profiles btw. after a certain point, i stopped, but im not gonna say when i stopped. plus, maybe one day, i'll do it again. youll never knooowwww!!!