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That day, jupitercl0uds arrived home at 13:00, dressed in PE kit. Xyr final full year of high school, over! Orbot was slightly upset to find he was late.
'Oh, jupitercl0uds! I didn't realise you arrived home early today!' he said. 'My deepest apologies.'
'Nah, don't worry! Mum said to me yesterday that I was in on Friday, even though everyone around me has been constantly going on about today being the last day and I was so miserable that I didn't write a chapter, even though I was absolutely READY to write. I must've forgotten to tell you,' replied jupiter. 'I mean, you answered the door, didn't you?'
'I suppose so.'
Xe slumped on the sofa and talked - well, ranted - to Ratchet for a moment.
'...And they had a bouncy castle and ice cream for a reward? Really weird. And they only gave it to green house, too. I'm in green, so I had ice cream, but I didn't go on the bouncy castle because... I'm 14. Why would I want to go on a bouncy castle with people in my year? I had to miss pirate game for that, too! Eh, whatever. My friend Thomas missed pirate game, and frankly, if Thomas misses pirate game, I don't wanna do it. Anyway, how was your day?'
'Pretty bad, so far. Clank blew a fuse this morning but we couldn't fix it, so we had to wait until Waluigi went out. We're still waiting on Waluigi, though, cause he's doing the full shopping trip.'
'Aw, hope he's ok. Y'know, I died the other week. It's really annoying.'
'Oh.'
Tails poked his head through the sliding doors through to his workshop, a dumfounded look on his face.
'I'm sorry- you died?' he exclaimed.
'Yeah. It was Jupiter_Clouds. She hit me with one of Doris' clogs and then I passed out and then bled out on the floor. Waluigi then screamed upon seeing me dead and I came back. And, and, before you go, "oh my god, she literally killed you, how are you so nonchalant about this?", she does know I come back when I die. Well, I'm gonna die properly one day, but not until I die in the Real World.'
'Oh my god- That's horrible! Is that what that massive stain in the dining room is?'
'Yep. Did I forget to tell you this?'
'Yeah!'
'My bad.'
As this occured, Waluigi found a brilliant deal on a pair of platform heels. Buy one get one free? On shoes? This was a bargain he couldn't miss out on! He then saw the price: £300. Such a beautiful pair of heels - plus, he could buy some for Rosa. Alas, he had no money! That being said, he knew someone with money...
He opened his phone and called someone.
'Wario?'
'You can't have the heels, no.'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! How did you even know?'
'You're always buying new heels.'
'[General noise of Waluigi annoyance].'