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Part 1 of waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular (and any spinoffs)
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2022-03-14
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waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular

Chapter 196: day 196: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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jupitercl0uds re-entered the house holding a little wooden box. They knocked on Tails' door, who let them in. He turned to face jupiter.

'TAILLLS! I got you a present!' they said.
'Oh, cool! What is it?' replied Tails.
'You gotta open it to find oouut!'

a sketch of 2 people: jupiter and tails. the first person, jupiter, is holding a box and excitedly looking at tails. tails is excitedly looking at the box.

Tails opened the box. A cloud of smoke, labelled 'poor motor skills' emerged and absorbed itself into Tails' body. He was upset and confused.

a sketch of the same 2 people. jupiter is no longer holding the box and tails looks upset.

'Why would you gift me that?'
'Because I have poor motor skills at the moment and that makes me sad, so you must experience it!'
'Then how come you're drawing so much?'
'That's the confusing part: I have poor motor skills, yeah, but my fine motor skills are, well, fine. And don't worry, I let you off for your tails, seeing as I only have 1, barely visible tail.'
'YOU HAVE A TAIL?'
'All humans do! We have a tail bone, but the thing is, it's so small it doesn't even stick out.'
'Oh my god, that's awesome!'
'I know, right?'

Upon learning that he too had a tail, Waluigi let out a silly, carefree 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

ive never seen the appeal in traumatising characters/ocs, but now i think im starting to get it. i bully dr starline* because i hate him. i traumatise tails because i love him.

*i no longer do this via character.ai, cause i found out that scrapes fanfics. instead i draw/use my imagination/write