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'Orbot, I know we're in the heat of a battle right now, but could I please platonically marry you now?' asked jupitercl0uds.
'No.'
'Fair enough.'
'I am going to pop you and you furry army, jupitercl0uds.'
'That came out a lot less ominous than you expected, didn't it,' replied jupiter. 'Anyway, um so... I don't really have anything to defend myself with so I'm just going to sit here and freak out. I dunno. Maybe I'll read or something.' Xe opened their phone.
'Hey, hey, you're not reading right now. In fact, what are you reading?' said Amy. 'What the heck is a dekuyama?'
'HAHA THAnk you Amy, tHAT'LL BE ENOUGH,' replied jupiter.
'DEKUYAMA? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU'RE SERIOUSLY ONE OF THOSE CRINGY MY HERO ACADEMIA SHIPPING KIDS? Alright, first there was the whole SONIC thing, and now this, so I'm going to make sure you feel this EXTRA HARD!'
'Hehe har- OWWWWWWWWWW!' said jupiter. They had been shot in their arm and were crying. Blood was everywhere and their tears made it sting more. Waluigi went over to comfort them when he himself was shot in the leg. He let out a loud, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in pain.