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He doesnt see anyone and not even the enemies are around. Hes been indoors doing the fucking ex hard subquests and he is tired from hours of swinging his blade at something, if not try to shoot someone. He’s shot himself a few times too but he gave up on having existential crises over it because the cage is a weird place and the arena sucks ass. For once in a long while, he’s not fighting anyone now though, a little bit of rest before getting thrown back into fighting whatever.
He looks around again for the 2395405540943th time, to make sure there really are no other entities beside him at the moment because he doesn't want anyone to know he has candy, and fishes out a little candy from his pockets or something i dunno. He pops the hard, round thing in his mouth. It vaguely tastes like green grapes or something like that i dunno i want grape candy too
“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm” Lars wants to scream and say what the fuck but he has candy in his mouth so he cant. But he can turn around because eating candy has nothing to do with turning around. He almost chokes because there is a fucking big ass pile of the blackbirds. Where the fuck did they come from and why are they here i dunno but thats not the point because they want the candy wrapper. Lars denies them the wrapper and they go “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” and shit and somehow they group into a figure of someone t posing. However its not very affective because Lars doesn't know what a t pose is and he has horribly slow internet so they just stare at each other with the loud mmmmmmmm sound until it connects. By then he has finished eating his candy so he can and does say “what the literal fuck” and the birds make even louder “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”. Lars is tired of whatever the fuck this is i dunno what this incoherent ramble my brain came up with overnight anymore and so he tells the birds to fuck off and proceeds to leave the quest somehow but he is still broke because theres not enough silver metals without any bonuses. Sad