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#WhereAreMyTantei

Summary:

Kid throws a heist. Kid tweets his heist. (Kid has also hacked Twitter to increase his character limit, but that's beside the point.)

Notes:

1. I don't tweet. It is a phone thing and I don't phone. This is 100% googling screencaps and handwaving for the sake of cute.
2. I have yet to figure out how to change text colors on ao3, too.

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TheAmazingBelovedCharismaticDelightfulExceptionalKaitouKid  Kaitou Kid
@ChibiHeiseiHolmes @BlondHeiseiHolmesHasMoreFun  Did you guys seriously overdeduce this and go to the wrong place?  #WhereAreMyTantei  #StillLoveYouBestNakamoriKeibu  #ButNoSeriouslyWhereAreMyTanteabout 3 hours ago

BlondHeiseiHolmesHasMoreFun  Hakuba Saguru
@TheAmazingBelovedCharismaticDelightfulExceptionalKaitouKid   Change my Twitter name back, Kid. #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago
@TheAmazingBelovedCharismaticDelightfulExceptionalKaitouKid   Also this name of yours is ridiculous.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago
@TheAmazingBelovedCharismaticDelightfulExceptionalKaitouKid   How did you even do that?  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago
@TheAmazingBelovedCharismaticDelightfulExceptionalKaitouKid   I am not at your heist because I'm in England.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago
@ABCDElightfulKid  You should know this.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago
@ABCDElightfulKid  I know you stalk my calendar.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago
@ABCDElightfulKid  It is not cute btw.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago

MoreOrchids  Mouri Ran
@ABCDElightfulKid   Conan-kun was out chasing people in the rain and is sick.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago
@ABCDElightfulKid   Also I've confiscated his phone.  He needs sleep, not riddles. #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago
@ABCDElightfulKid   You leave him alone.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago
@SadSorryKaitouKitten  Changing your screenname will not get you visitation rights. #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago
@SadSorryKaitouKitten  I have a spray bottle and I'm not afraid to use it. #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago

HakaseHime  Hakase Hime
@SadSorryKaitouKitten  @BlondHeiseiHolmesHasMoreFun  @MoreOrchids   To change your apparent screenname: lettersgoog.tf  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 3 hours ago

Hey!  Kaitou Kid
@HakaseHime   No fair revealing the tricks!  #WhereAreMyTantei  #Breaking one law that I won't  about 3 hours ago

HakaseHime  Hakase Hime
@WhiteCladHeadache  @HakubaSaguru  @MoreOrchids  To change Kaitou Kid's: chibivenge.tf  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

SoxyHat  Hattori Heiji
@WardOfTokyo  @HakubaSaguru  @MoreOrchids  @TaskForce  Why do we suddenly got thieves n cops in Castle Park? #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago
@KaitouKid   Weren't you all in Tokyo like five seconds ago?  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

KaitouKid  Kaitou Kid
@SoxyHat  Needed a cute Tantei, had to outsource.  Nice tailoring on those jeans btw.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

PrettyInPonytail  Toyama Kazuha
@KaitouKid  THAT AHOU DOES NOT AND YOU ARE A PERVERT. #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

KaitouKid  Kaitou Kid
@PrettyInPonytail  @SoxyHat  Hold on, bouncing coin off his butt.  See, proven. #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

SoxyHat  Hattori Heiji
@KaitouBleep  OW!  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

SoxyHat  Hattori Heiji
@FutureRoadPizzaKid  United we stand.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

PrettyInPonytail  Toyama Kazuha
@FutureRoadPizzaKid  United we stand.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

EepVerySorryKid   Kaitou Kid
@PrettyInPonytail  @SoxyHat   I may have miscalculated.  Peace?  Truce?   @FavoriteLovelyOrchid  Help?  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

MoreOrchids  Mouri Ran
@IrresponsiblePest  You're on your own, bucko.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago
@IrresponsiblePest  I've got a feverish child to keep from haring off after you. #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago
@IrresponsiblePestTheLarger  HE JUST TRIED TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago
@IrresponsiblePestTheLarger  THIS IS YOUR INFLUENCE. #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

SadKidInSnowsaka  Kaitou Kid
@ClearlyWearyLovelyOrchid  My deepest apologies, but he's always been like this.  #SO not my fault  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago
@ClearlyWearyLovelyOrchid  3 mins to food and mystery delivery.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago
@ClearlyWearyLovelyOrchid  The movie is simple, he'll be ok watching it half-awake.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago
@ClearlyWearyLovelyOrchid  It has lovely visuals, though.  You'll like it.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

MoreOrchids  Mouri Ran
@SemiIrresponsiblePest  You're forgiven.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago
@SemiIrresponsiblePest  Slightly.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 2 hours ago

KaitouKid  Kaitou Kid
@everyone  brb evading pursuit  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 1 hour ago

MoreOrchids  Mouri Ran
@KaitouKid  He's finally asleep, thank god.  The movie is nice, thank you.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 30 mins ago
@KaitouKid  Thank you for the second delivery, I love tiramisu.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 30 mins ago
@GardeningFan  Crap.  Sonoko, could you come by real quick?  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 30 mins ago
@CompletelyIrresponsibleKid  @TaskForce  Tiramisu should not include large rings.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 15 mins ago
@TaskForce IF YOU COME AND WAKE CONAN I WILL GET EVEN.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 15 mins ago
@TaskForce I have sent the ring to the police station already anyway.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 10 mins ago

WardOfTokyo  Edogawa Conan
@KaitouKid  I'll get you next time, Kid.  #WhereAreMyTantei  about 1 mins ago

KaitouKid  Kaitou Kid
@WardOfTokyo  And my little dog, too.  Get well soon!  <3  #WhereAreMyTantei  now

Notes:

For reference:

HakaseHime is Ai (she so does not want to put much identifying information on social media)
GardeningFan is Sonoko

 

Not featured:

CoySprings (Koizumi Akako: "izumi" means "spring (of water)")
Mopinata (Nakamori Aoko: a naginata is a samurai woman's glaive, think Sailor Saturn with a bit more real)
Nakamori Ginzo (he is not allowed to tweet about Kid, there aren't enough symbol keys to smash)

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