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Messages:
besties
Aether added Albedo, Amber, Ayato, Childe, Diluc, and 9 others to besties
Aether
yello!
Diluc
get me out of here
Kunikuzushi
i hate everything
Aether locked the chat.
Aether
losers
Kazuha
Who’s in this chat?
Aether
my close friends
Venti
bye you know so many ppl
Albedo
I’m considered a close friend of yours?
Aether
yes
i talk to u everyday ??
u literally send me good morning
and good night messages
Albedo
You didn’t need to mention that last part.
Childe
HE’S EMBARRASSED LMFAOOOOOO
Xiao
Why am I here
Lumine
nah bro why am i here
IM UR SISTER
Aether
i cant even think of my sister
as my friend anymore
this is heartbreaking,,,,
i guess i should just?,,,,,,,,
give up….
Kunikuzushi
shut yo emo ass up
Venti
look who’s talking
Kunikuzushi
ur tone deaf get out
Venti
UR STARTING TO SOUND LIKE
AETHER’S LITTLE SISTER HELP ME
Diluc
Lumine?
Childe
WHY WOULD IT BE LUMINE
Aether
@Lumine
Lumine
…
WE’RE LITERALLY TWINS
DILUC
Diluc
i thought Aether came out first
making you the younger one
Albedo
No, Lumine came out first.
She’s lesbian.
Aether
I CAN'T BREATHE
albedo is the funniest man alive
brb
Albedo
Thank you, Aether.
I’m going to bed now. Good night,
Aether.
Childe
What about US.
Diluc
whatever who is Venti
talking about
Kunikuzushi
obviously paimon bro
Venti
see! even if kunikuzushi isn’t
very smart he still understood me
Kunikuzushi
EXCUSE ME
I GET BETTER GRADES THAN
YOU
Childe
That’s just because your mom is
yhe head of the school board
Kunikuzushi
where’s kazuha when you need
him
Kazuha
@Fischl
Childe
WAIT NO I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY
Fischl
Very well. You shall be spared from the wrath of the Prinzessin. But onwards, if thee defy those whom the Prinzessin der Verurteilung is affiliated with, thou ought-to encounter retribution.
Diluc
what
Childe
Understood, Your Majesty. I vow to never defy those whom you are affiliated with again.
Aether
I WENT TO THE BATHROOM
FOR 2 MINUTES
WHO IS THIS AND WHAT DID YOU DO
TO CHILDE
oh and night bedo!!
Kunikuzushi
ofc childe has experience for these
type of things
childe is a child lover
wait no
Aether
how did you manage to word that in
the worst way possible
Childe
WHAT THE FUCK
Xiao
Stop spamming I’m trying to sleep
Venti
w e a k
Kunikuzushi
u were sleeping literally 2 seconds
ago stfu
Venti
how do u even know that
Kunikuzushi
kazuha told me *shrug*
Aether
bfs (real)
Kunikuzushi
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK
THAT
me and kazuha are NOT dating.
Diluc
oh myfjcking god jsut shut the fuck
up inm tryign to sleep
Venti
DILUC????
WHAT DID WE DO TO HIM
Diluc
@
hi guys so diluc fell asleep
so i took his phone
Aether
hi kaeya
why didnt u say anything
before if ur awake
Diluc
diluc fucking smashed my phone
to bits i couldnt say shit
Kunikuzushi
LMFAOOOOO
Diluc
stfu kunikuzushi didnt u and kazuha
literally fuck
Kunikuzushi
how do u know that
what the shit
Diluc
rosaria told me *shrug*
Aether
YOU GUYS WHAT
bye im so done
Kazuha
Go to sleep.
You can talk in the morning.
Aether
kazuha
did u and kunikuzushi actually fuck
Kazuha
Yeah.
Kunikuzushi
YOURE SUPPOSE D TO S
SAY NO
Kazuha
No, we didn’t.
Kunikuzushi
ITS TOO LATE NOW
i’m going to bed
night kazuha
Kazuha
Good night, Kuni.
Night, Aether.
Aether
night night!!
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Messages:
besties
Amber
Good morning everyone!
I just woke up! ^^
Kunikuzushi
why are you up at 6am
Amber
Because I have class at 8?
Childe
Not everyone has their classes
at night Kunikuzushi
Kunikuzushi
people who have morning classes
are losers
Venti
bye what about kazuha
Kunikuzushi
fym he has night classes
Venti
no???? he has morning classes
bro imagine not knowing ur own bfs
classes
Kunikuzushi
WHAT ARE YOU ON HE’S LITERALLY IN
ONE OF MY CLASSES
Diluc
good morning Amber
Venti
WHAT ARE YOU ON HE’S LITERALLY
IN ONE OF MY CLASSES???
oh and ur not denying that ur dating~~
Amber
Morning Diluc!! ^^
Thoma
You guys are friends?
Childe
Not the Mondstadtian copy
of me
Kunikuzushi
@Kazuha
Kazuha
?
Thoma
Who names their child Childe?
Childe
ITS A NICKNAME OH MY GOD
Kazuha
I do both night and morning classes.
Childe
Nerd
Kazuha
Don’t make me @/Fischl.
Childe
.
Nevermind
Venti
WHAT
bro…
my man…
my dude…
Kunikuzushi
how do you have so much
free time still
Lumine
bye he literally does afternoon
classes too
Kunikuzushi
HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH
FREE TIME STILL
Thoma
It’s so chaotic here
Kazuha
I’m in class right now.
Amber
Texting in class isn’t allowed.
@Keqing
Lumine
keqing isnt here lmfaoooo
Amber unlocked the chat.
Diluc left the chat.
Amber added Keqing to besties
Lumine removed Keqing from besties
Amber added Keqing to besties
Keqing
what
Lumine removed Keqing from besties
Amber
Alright, I surrender! :[
Childe
Holy moly you can add people???
Kunikuzushi
everybody but you can
look
Kunikuzushi added Rosalyne to besties
Childe
NO NO NO NO NO NO
SOMEONE REMOVE HER NOW
Venti
are we all just gonna ignore
that diluc left
Thoma removed Rosalyne from besties
Childe
THANK YOU THOMA
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING
I’VE SAID TO YOU
I LOVE YOU BRO
Aether added Diluc to besties
Aether locked the chat
Aether
good morning to the bestie
group chat
Diluc
let me leave
Thoma
Uh
I love you too… bro?
Ayato
What is this
Venti
HELP ME
AS SOON AS THOMA SAYS THAT
Childe
NO HE’S EVEN WORSE THAN
ROSALYNE
Aether
Hello, Ayato!
This is a group chat that I made! It has
my close friends in it.
Lumine
Ayato! How are you doing today?
Do you need anythinf?
snything*
anyrhign*
anything*
Venti
WTF
Ayato
Hi, Aether and Lumine :)
I see.
I would love to chat, but I have to
go now. Sorry.
Thoma
Me too
Bye everyone!
Venti
bye they’re like the same person
Childe
Ayato is scarier than Kunikuzushi’s mom
Lumine
agreed
Aether
agreed
Lumine
copycat
like i get it i’m the better sibling
and shit but you don’t have to copy me
Aether
WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME???
Lumine
mine sent like 0.0002 seconds
before urs so
Diluc
lol
Childe
Ok I am concerned about Diluc
Aether
remember last night like when
everyone else was asleep
Venti
that was petrifying
i was SHAKING
Childe
What happened last night
Diluc
i was half asleep and texted the group chat
then Kaeya probably did something
Lumine
@Childe just scroll up you fucking
dense marshmellow
Aether
kaeya confirmed that kazuha and
kunikuzushi are 1000% dating
Kunikuzushi
i swear to god
we are not dating
we fuck ONCE and i never hear
the end of it
Kazuha
Message deleted
no
how do i delete a message
Aether
venti what was the message
i didn’t see it
i’m making breakfast
Venti
ahem
“It was many moons ago. Kunifdd”
Kazuha
Kunikuzushi took my phone
away from me.
He doesn’t want me to relay the
events to you all.
Lumine
BYE HE WAS ABOUT TO
EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED
Kunikuzushi
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT
UP SHUT UP
Kazuha
Is being with me embarrassing?
Aether
guys get ur popcorn
Kunikuzushi
i hate rosaria and kaeya
this is stupid
Lumine
how’d they even know in the
first place
Venti
rosaria knows everything bro
you can't hide anything from her
Aether
@Rosaria what embarrassing
information do you have about lumine
wait
Aether added Rosaria to besties
Kazuha
Isn’t the group chat locked?
Aether
yeah, but i made it so
@Rosaria what do you know
about lumine
bro what
Lumine
they have tags off you fucking
idiot
Rosaria
what in tarnation
Diluc
heya rosa
Childe
Dont scare me like that
Kunikuzushi
hello i am kunikuzushi, me
and kazuha are
Venti
@Kunikuzushi YOURE WHAT
thats so obviously kazuha but keep going
Rosaria
@Diluc aren’t you kaeya’s brother
i literally have never spoken to
you
stay back you foul creature
Diluc
I AM KAEYA
DILUC SMASHED MY PHONE
WITH A HAMMER
Rosaria
oh that is kaeya
stay back you foul creature
Kunikuzushi
i like you
you can stay
Aether
you dont get to choose who stays
and who doesn’t
I DO
Venti
ANSWER ME @Kazuha
Kazuha
My name is Kaedehara Kazuha.
I am but a lone poet drowning in a
sea of loneliness.
that’s so fun i understand why kazuha
types like that sometimes now
Kazuha
kazuha just insulted me
Rosaria
who insults their own boyfriend
Aether
bye even rosaria thinks
u two are dating
Kunikuzushi
Me and Kunikuzushi just kissed.
Kazuha
WHAT NO WE DIDNT
Rosaria
they did i saw
got a photo too
Aether
LMFAOOO
rosaria what do you know
about lumine
Lumine
you aren’t dropping this
okay
Rosaria
i don’t sell ppl’s info srry m8
Aether
damn it