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Published:
2022-07-31
Updated:
2022-08-11
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3/?
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Slaynger things chatfic s

Summary:

mmmmm they're all chaotic

 

(rated teens and up cause of curse words)

Notes:

furstin/dustbin: dustin
willy<33: will
igotanewbicycle!: mike
omgmikeyoureabisexual?!: max
slayqueen: lucas
janeywaney: jane/eleven
Steve/steebyman: steve

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Steebyman

Chapter Text

dustin is a furry :3 -2:35pm

 

 

furstin :

can you gays like not

 

guys*

 

 

willy<33 :

well it wasn’t really an incorrect typo

 

but yeah

 

stop having weird conversations at ungodly hours of the morning and changing our names to shit like this

 

 

igotanewbicycle! :

u luv us willy-poo

 

 

omgmikeyoureabisexual?! : yeah willy-poo and dusty-bunny <333

 

 

yasqueen :

dusty-bunny and willy-poo>>>>>>

 

 

willy<33 :

omg stop

 

what’s up with ur names anyways?

 

 

omgmikeyoureabisexual?! : have you not seen it?

 

yasqueen.vid

 

 

furstin :

mike and maxs friendship was like rly surprising

 

but lucas mike and max chaotic trio is like

 

insane?

 

idfk

 

 

willy<33 :

u guys are crazy

 

 

igotanewbicycle :

quirky

 

 

yasqueen :

quirky

 

 

omgmikeyoureabisexual?! : quirky

 

 

furstin :

ffs

 

we need jane to even us out

 

where are they anyways

 

 

willy<33 :

she’s with jon getting ice cream

 

angela was rude to them again

 

 

igotanewbicycle! :

boutta beat a bitch up

 

 

omgmikeyoureabisexual?! : knives sharpened, gun loaded

 

 

furstin :

ok so maybe ur friendship wasn’t *that* surprising

 

 

janeywaney :

guys jon got me cookie dough ice cream :D

 

 

omgmikeyoureabisexual?! : JANENSKKAMAOOHSIAI :)

 

 

janeywaney :

hi max ;)

 

oops typo :)*

 

 

omgmikeyoureabisexual?! : habaowkjzuIhIWBAOALJu8829HHISNAHAJ

 

 

yasqueen :

how did you keyboard smash with numbers on ur phone???

 

 

willy<33 :

gay panic

 

that’s how

 

 

furstin :

ok i wanna add steeby boy

 

everyone in for the addition of steeby boy say I

 

 

omgmikeyoureabisexual?!:

I

 

 

janeywaney :

I

 

 

igotanewbicycle! :

I

 

 

yasqueen :

I

 

 

willy<33 :

I

 

 

furstin :

cool

 

 

furstin changed furstin 's name to dustbin

 

dustbin added Steve

 

 

igotanewbicycle! :

yo wth

 

what's with the name change ???

 

 

dustbin :

because i'm not a furry

 

 

Steve :

gc name says otherwise

 

 

dustbin :

SHIT

 

 

igotanewbicycle! changed Steve 's name to steebyman

 

 

steebyman :

?

 

yknow what i don't give a shit nvm

 

why am i here??

 

 

igotanewbicycle! :

y wouldnt u be here man

 

when would we ever pass the opportunity to piss you off

 

 

steebyman :

fuck you

 

who's who?

 

 

willy<33 :

will obviously

 

 

dustbin :

dustin

 

 

janeywaney :

jane ! :D

 

 

igotanewbicycle! :

mike

 

 

omgmikeyoureabisexual?! : max

 

 

yasqueen :

lucas

 

 

steebyman :

mike and max getting along??

 

 

dustbin :

it's not that surprising

 

you'll see