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Newsies Groupchat

Summary:

WOAH!!! MORE NEWSIES CONTENT!?! yea. I missed writing the characters

Chapter 1: Welcome to The Chat

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

*๐˜Ž๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ž๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ*

*๐˜ก๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜–๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜‰๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ž๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ, ๐˜ˆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜‰๐˜ข๐˜ฅ, ๐˜š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ข_๐˜Ž๐˜ข๐˜บ6.9, ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ, ๐˜‰๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ˆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ, ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜น๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜š๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜—๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜—๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜‰๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ค๐˜ฉ, ๐˜ฎ๐˜๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜”๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜š๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ, ๐˜•๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ, ๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ, ๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ, ๐˜ˆ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ, ๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜š๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜‹๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ, ๐˜ž๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด, ๐˜š๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜Ž๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ญ, ๐˜—๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜‹๐˜ถ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜—๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ข๐˜ข๐˜ข๐˜ข๐˜ข๐˜ข๐˜ข๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜›, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ, ๐˜ช'๐˜ฎ๐˜ˆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ๐˜ž๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜š๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ด*

๐ˆ๐ง๐ง๐จ๐œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐–๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐Š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ: What the hell???
๐™๐ก๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐Ž๐ฆ: who told Crutchie to cURSE!?!
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: It's called ProjectLetCrutchieCurseโ„ข
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: i summoned the people to do it
๐๐š๐๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ: I stated it on the school news show
๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐๐š๐: I put it in the school paper
๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐œ๐ก: I'm just here
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: I told everyone in my home eco class
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: I told my gymnastics, dance, and cheer team
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: I pranked people
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: I pranked people
๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ: I told the football team
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: i told people in chorus and show chorus
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: I told other people in the school paper club
๐™๐ก๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐Ž๐ฆ: OH MY GOD I WASN'T PART OF THIS!?!
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: the point?
๐™๐ก๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐Ž๐ฆ: TRACK TEAM!!!!!
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: ohhhhhhhh ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: thaaaat's.....a good point?
๐ˆ๐ง๐ง๐จ๐œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐–๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐Š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
๐๐š๐๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐๐š๐: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐œ๐ก: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ฉ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐ข'๐ฆ๐€๐œ๐ญ๐ฎ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐–๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ : ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
๐๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐ฆ๐ž: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ
๐˜๐จ๐›๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐“: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐–๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ
๐’๐ฆ๐จ๐ฅ๐†๐จ๐ข๐ฅ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
๐๐จ๐จ๐Ÿ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐๐ž: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐–๐ž๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ
๐’๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ง๐ค: ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐๐š๐: Where have you 10 been!?!
๐๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐ฆ๐ž: oh we've been here the whole time, just waiting for the right time to talk..
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: smart
๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐œ๐ก: I'm just gonna. Byeeee
*๐˜—๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜—๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜‰๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง*
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: Same... Have fun?
*๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜น๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜š๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง*
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: I'm worried about Elm
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: second
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: tHiRd
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: fourth
๐™๐ก๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐Ž๐ฆ: I think their just busy, and don't wanna be distracted
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: I'm sorry... Are you their boyfriend?
๐™๐ก๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐Ž๐ฆ: ...no???
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: Exactly.
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: get.
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: rekt.

Notes:

Let's see if y'all know who's who with the users!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Kudos appreciated, comments not necessary but also appreciated as well! Thanks for reading and hopefully more chapters will be up tomorrow!!

Chapter 2: Project ProtectElmerโ„ข

Notes:

Usernames:
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž- Ike
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž- Mike
๐™๐ก๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐Ž๐ฆ- Race
๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ- Spot
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ- Davey
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ- JoJo
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ- Finch
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž- Elmer
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž- Buttons
๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐œ๐ก- Hot Shot
๐๐š๐๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ- Sarah
๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐๐š๐- Katherine
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ- Albert
๐ˆ๐ง๐ง๐จ๐œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐–๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐Š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ- Crutchie
๐’๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ง๐ค- Myron
๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ฉ- Mush
๐๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐ฆ๐ž- Henry
๐ข'๐ฆ๐€๐œ๐ญ๐ฎ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐–๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ - Blink
๐’๐ฆ๐จ๐ฅ๐†๐จ๐ข๐ฅ- Smalls
๐˜๐จ๐›๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐“- Tommy Boy
๐–๐ž๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ- York
๐–๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž- Specs
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ- Romeo
๐๐จ๐จ๐Ÿ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐๐ž- Sniper

This is heavy....

TW- Talk about depression, eating disorder, and shit like that. Not shit but you know, like... More sad depressing stuff. I love Elmer, I do. I just like hurting them more โ˜ ๏ธ

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*๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ซ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต ๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜Œ๐˜ญ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณโ„ข*
*๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜•๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜š๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ด, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜š๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต*

๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: Welcome to the I'M FUCKING CONCERNED ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/THEYFRIEND!!! chat. This is where we talk about what may be wrong about Ellie.
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: got it
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: cool.
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: Anyone have anything yet?
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: i know they pretend everything is fine even though it's not because everyone expects them to be the literal embodiment of the sun so they put on an act and smile like everything is normal but they're actually dying and screaming inside. If that helps.
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: damn...
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: ...
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: you knew this jo?
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: i... Thought they told everyone??? ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: NO!?!!
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: OH SHIT. UHHHHHHH
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: i'm very conCeRnEd NoWwWwWw..!?
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: we should tell someone other than anyone in this gc.... Like Davey?
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: no we need someone Elm trusts.
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: Like me, JoJo, Romeo, or Ike...?
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: i would say tell Romeo
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: same
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: same.
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: Gotcha.
*๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต*
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: I have been sumMONEDDDDDDDDD WHat's up with El?
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: that's why you're here Ro. We think something is wrong with Elmer, they just won't say anything.
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: โ˜ ๏ธ
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: You know something.... Don't you?
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: whhhhaaaaaAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!?!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO yes I do.
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: welllll???
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: Tell us Rome. ๐™‰๐™ค๐™ฌ.
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: okay okay jeez. Uh, Elmer feels like their not good enough for anything or anyone. They feel like even though people say 'I love you' either as a friend or a loved one they don't mean it. They told me that sometimes they feel that everyone is happier without them. They also hate wearing skirts w/ Ike, just because they feel somebody will use them for their body/wearing a skirt even though guys wear skirts, yknow? Ike and I have been trying to get them to feel comfortable with it... Nothing's worked so far. They also have a really hard time getting out of bed and or eating a decent amount of food time to time. That's all I know, sorry.
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: that....
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: woah.
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: S o b b i n g (เฅ‚หƒฬฃฬฃฬฃฬฃฬฃฬฃ๏ธฟห‚ฬฃฬฃฬฃฬฃฬฃฬฃย เฅ‚)
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: ...
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: it's the truth Benj, sorry...
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: Yea, no, thank you. Romeo.
*๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง*
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING UGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND PEOPLEEEEEEE!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
*๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜š๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง*
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: aaaaand he's crying now... Okay. Bye guys.
*๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜š๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง*
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: Bye Romeo, thanks for helping. It means a lot if we can help Elmer get better.
*๐˜•๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง*
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: yea. No. Leave me here... ALL BYYYY MYYYYYYSEEEEEEELFFFFFFFFF. You're welcome, btw. Byeeeeeee!!!
*๐˜ˆ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง*

Chapter 3: SUCK DICK BITCHES

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*๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜น๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜š๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ*
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: pronouns?
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: she/they
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: thanks!
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: mhm.
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: are you okay El? I want you to be happy, so do Finch, Al, Buttons, and Rome. You can talk to us...
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: yea I know. It's just hard and shit. Like... It just feels like everyone has something to be proud of. They're all proud of being themselves. I have to hide it from my family.
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: i get it Elm.
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: do you?
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: yea. I grew up in a Catholic church, remember?
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: mhmmm?
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: well, the Nuns were all "Don't be gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it's a sinnnnn!" And I was there like 'HAHA NO I'M NOT A BOY OR GIRLLLLL SUCK DICK BITCHES!!!!' I had to hide that fact for at least 6 years. So yes, I know how you feel. Just, talk to us if you ever feel like that. It's bad to keep things bottled up.
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: thank you Jo. That makes me feel a lot better.
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: anytime Elmo! ๐Ÿ’–
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: ๐Ÿ’—

*๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ*
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: good news
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: THEY'RE OKAY!?!
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: She/they, she's better. They just feel like they have to hide they're fluidness from their family. So I told her about my experience with the Nuns and shit, they're okay
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: OH THANK gOd!!! Thank you so much Jo. Hopefully she'll be back to normal sometime this weekend!! ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป

Chapter 4: New Friends!!!

Summary:

New Friends have been added!!! The Squadโ„ข does introductions and then "fight"

Notes:

This is a long one, lmao

Chapter Text

*๐˜Ž๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ž๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ*
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: Y'ALL I HAVE SOME NEW FRIENDS I WANT YOU TO MEEEEEET!!!!!!!!
๐–๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž: Y'all
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: y'all
๐๐จ๐จ๐Ÿ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐๐ž: Y'all
๐’๐ฆ๐จ๐ฅ๐†๐จ๐ข๐ฅ: y'all
๐๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐ฆ๐ž: y'all
๐–๐ž๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ: Y'all
๐˜๐จ๐›๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐“: y'all
๐’๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ง๐ค: Y'all
๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ฉ: y'all
๐ข'๐ฆ๐€๐œ๐ญ๐ฎ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐–๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ : y'all
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: y'all
๐ˆ๐ง๐ง๐จ๐œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐–๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐Š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ: y'all
๐๐š๐๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ: Y'all
๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐œ๐ก: y'all
๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐๐š๐: Y'all
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: y'all
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: y'all
๐™๐ก๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐Ž๐ฆ: y'all
๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ: y'all
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: Y'all
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: y'all
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: Y'all
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: Y'all
๐๐จ๐จ๐Ÿ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐๐ž: Who are they Elm?
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: can I add the 3 of them so y'all can meet them?
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: y'all
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: y'all
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: stop copying me
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: YOU stop copying me
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: MIKE AND IKE STOP. Of course Elmer, go ahead!
*๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜น๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜š๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜™๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ˆ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜‰๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ด, ๐˜—๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ต, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜š๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ง๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜—๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜œ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต*
๐๐ข๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐š๐ญ: what is this???
๐“๐ก๐ž๐’๐ฐ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ซ๐”๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ: A groupchat. Duh.
๐‘๐ฎ๐ง๐€๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ NEW FRIENDS!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
๐๐ข๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐š๐ญ: sure okay. Names, pronouns, partners, sexualities please. I need to see this.
๐๐จ๐จ๐Ÿ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐๐ž: Sniper, he/him, Smalls, straight ally
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: Romeo, he/they, Specs, bisexual, demiboy, and specssexual.
๐–๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž: Specs, they/them, Romeo, bisexual, nonbinary, and romesexual
๐’๐ฆ๐จ๐ฅ๐†๐จ๐ข๐ฅ: Smalls, she/her, Sniper, straight ally!
๐–๐ž๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ: York, he/him, Myron, gay.
๐˜๐จ๐›๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐“: Tommy Boy, he/him, Henry, pan
๐๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐ฆ๐ž: Henry, he/him, Tommy Boy, gay
๐’๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ง๐ค: Myron, he/they, York, demiboy, gay
๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ฉ: Mush, he/him, Blink, pan
๐ˆ๐ง๐ง๐จ๐œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐–๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐Š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ: Crutchie, he/they, Jack+Davey, pan, aro/ace, demiboy, poly!!
๐ข'๐ฆ๐€๐œ๐ญ๐ฎ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐–๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ : blink, he/him, mush, bi w/pref
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: Albert, he/they, Finch, trans, demiboy, bi w/pref
๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐œ๐ก: Hot Shot. He/him. Ike. Gay.
๐๐š๐๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ: Sarah, she/her, Kath, bi w/pref!
๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐๐š๐: Katherine (prefer Kath), she/her, Sarah, les!
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: Buttons, he/him, Elmer, bi w/pref
๐™๐ก๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐Ž๐ฆ: Racetrack (Race/Racer), he/him, Spot, bi w/pref
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: David (Davey), he/him, Jack+Crutchie, bi
๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ: spot. He/him. Racer. Gay.
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: JoJo, they/them, Mike, nonbinary, pan, aro/ace. LET ME CURSE PLEASE
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: Elmer, he/she/they/xey, Buttons, genderfluid, bi w/pref, pan
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: finch, he/they, albert, demiboy, gay
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: Ike, she/they/xey/he, Hot Shot, genderfluid, gay
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: Mike, they/them, JoJo, nonbinary, gay
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: Wait where's Jack?
๐ˆ๐ง๐ง๐จ๐œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐–๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐Š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ: Shit!!!
*๐˜๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜‰๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ž๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ข_๐˜Ž๐˜ข๐˜บ6.9 ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต*
๐’๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š_๐†๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ”.๐Ÿ—: finally!!!!
๐’๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š_๐†๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ”.๐Ÿ—: hi. Name's Jack, he/him, Davey+Crutchie, disaster bisexual w/pref. WAIT THE TWINS TRICKED USSSSSS!!!!
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: OMYGOD THEY DID! MIKE AND IKE INTRODUCE THE RIGHT PERSON!!!
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: ugh fine. Ike, she/they/xey/he, Hot Shot, genderfluid, gay
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: you guys are no fun. Mike, they/them, JoJo, nonbinary, gay
๐’๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š_๐†๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ”.๐Ÿ—: good.
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: How about you three?
๐‘๐ฎ๐ง๐€๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ: Skittery, he/they, Bumlets+Swifty, poly, pan, demiboy
๐๐ข๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐š๐ญ: Bumlets, he/him, Swifty+Skittery, poly, bi w/pref
๐“๐ก๐ž๐’๐ฐ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ซ๐”๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ: swifty, she/they, Skittery+Bumlets, poly, demigirl, aro/ace, demisex!!
๐’๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š_๐†๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ”.๐Ÿ—: we loves us some poly couples
๐‘๐ฎ๐ง๐€๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ: same here my dude.
๐™๐ก๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐Ž๐ฆ: OOOOOH YOU 6 (Jack, Davey, Crutchie, Skittery, Bumlets, and Swifty) SHOULD ALL BE A COUPLE!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ
๐’๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š_๐†๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ”.๐Ÿ—: fuck off Antonio.
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: ooooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!
๐’๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š_๐†๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ”.๐Ÿ—: uhm. I'm sorry, can you talk Josephino Jorgelino De la Guerra?
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: actually. It's Jorgelino Josephino De la Guerra. Get it right Jackson Kelly.
๐’๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š_๐†๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ”.๐Ÿ—: OH YOU DID NOT.
๐“๐ก๐ž๐’๐ฐ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ซ๐”๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ: is this normal??? Davey???
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: Very much so. Yes. Good luck! ๐Ÿ˜…

Chapter 5: Me and My Friends Quotes

Summary:

This is basically just Newsies as things me and my friends have said. I'm a few of them. I'm Jack, Spot, and pretty sure Elmer somewhere in here.

Chapter Text

*๐˜Ž๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ž๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ*
๐’๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š_๐†๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ”.๐Ÿ—: SANTA FE? MORE LIKE SANTA'S GAY. MY WAY. HIGH DAY! wait...

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๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐”๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: Okay but why is Elmer's glue so good?
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: Like I know I'm a snack... But ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ฎ?

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๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: Ike
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: Mike
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: Ike
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: Mike
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅo: Wh-what?
๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐œ๐ก: I fear nobody... But those two??? *shudders*

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๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ: Fear me. I be 4'11

AND A HALF!!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
๐’๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š_๐†๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ”.๐Ÿ—: I'm 5'10
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: 5'5
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: 4'20 BABYYYYYY

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๐–๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž: I haven't watched Titanic in like, three years...
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: *dramatic fainting* I'm breaking up with you!

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๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: I just wanna feed my birbs in peace?
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: *rambling about a cardinal they saw*
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: IN PEACE!?!
*birbs fly away*
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: Well, you have peace now!
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: *done with life, sobbing*

Chapter 6: Small Text Snippets

Summary:

i'm not gonna continue this, it's the last chapter and it actually sucks

thank you for everyone who read this fic, it means a lot to me <33

Notes:

romeo is genderfluid fight me.

Chapter Text

๐™ƒ๐™š'๐™จ ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™™๐™š ๐™– ๐™ˆ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ ๐™š
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๐–๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž: help please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: What's wrong Specs?
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: what's wrong?
๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ: what's happening?
๐–๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž: well, it's Ro and I's 6 (six) year anniversary, and I bought tickets to Romeo and Juliet.. WELL IT'S CURRENTLY INTERMISSION AND I'VE MADE A MISTAKE DOING THIS
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: ohhhhh, is she saying the lines with the actors?
๐–๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž: HOW DID YOU ๐˜’๐˜•๐˜–๐˜ž
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: she usually does, i made the same mistake..
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: This is hilarious.
๐’๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ: that's what i'm saying. ๐Ÿ˜†
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: never use that emoji in that sentence again. ever.

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๐˜พ๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‡๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ
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๐’๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š_๐†๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ”.๐Ÿ—: GUYS CAST LIST CAME OUT
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: OH
๐‘๐ž๐๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ: MY
๐›๐ข๐ซ๐›๐ข๐ž๐’๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: GOD
๐ฆ๐ˆ๐ค๐ž: ARE
๐Œ๐ข๐ค๐ž: YOU
๐๐จ๐ง๐›๐ข๐ง๐จ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ฅ๐จ: BEING
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: SERIOUS
๐๐š๐๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ: RIGHT
๐€๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐๐š๐: NOW
๐–๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž: CUZ
๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐“๐ก๐จ๐ฎ: IF
๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐œ๐ก: YOUR
๐ฉ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐š๐ฆ๐ž: NOT
๐‘๐ฎ๐ง๐€๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐ค๐ข: YOUR
๐˜๐จ๐›๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐“: DEAD.
๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ซ: IS THIS A JOKE!?! YOU'RE THREATENING MY BOYFRIEND WITH 'YOUR'!?!?!!!

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๐™Ž๐™ฃ๐™š๐™š๐™ฏ๐™š
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๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: when you sing do you ever just really need to sneeze?
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: all the time, but you can't because then when you're singing it'll sound like this
*๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜น๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜š๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ข ๐˜ท๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ*
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: "The chnaHme Ach-gAHme"
๐€๐ง๐ฑ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ž: shush. you got your answer didn't you? be happy that i love you that much to sneeze sing.
๐’๐ž๐ฐ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ๐ƒ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž: SnEeZe SiNg ๐Ÿ’€

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