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beyoncés sluts
gleekfr: GUYS
gleekfr: GUYS
gleekfr: i’m sweating rn
gleekfr: omfg GUYS
birdie: bro what 💀
baseballfreak: u good?
gleekfr: NO IM NOT
gleekfr: LOOK
gleekfr has sent a post to the chat
gleekfr: awooga 😻😻
birdie: stop…
paperboy: ik u did not blow up my phone for this 🤨
gleekfr: then stop ignoring us 🤨
paperboy: i do it on purpose 🤨
gleekfr: freak
paperboy: loser
baseballfreak: i just want one day of happiness
gleekfr: NOBODY CARES!!! look at robin 💋❤️😍🥰😻
birdie: homo
paperboy: bro reading ur comments under that post is the saddest thing i’ve ever witnessed
gleekfr: stop 😭😭
baseballfreak: “hot mama” “i’m free tonight xx”
birdie: desperate
paperboy: can you bring more to the table than just one word responses
birdie: no
paperboy: ok 💔💔
paperboy: and bruce u cannot be talking we all saw ur comments under vance’s post 😨😨
baseballfreak: um
baseballfreak: i
baseballfreak: uh
baseballfreak: remember when we were all making fun of finney 🤣🤣😊
paperboy: haha yeah that was great what a loser 🤣🤣
gleekfr: ur all going to hell
birdie: ok HOMO
baseballfreak: griffin is in his homophobic era
gleekfr: it’s a bit too realistic 🤨🤨
birdie: because it is real
birdie: i hate gay people
paperboy: ok whatever u say, man kisser ❤️❤️
birdie: kys
baseballfreak: hey guys!! guys!! guys!!!
gleekfr: what is it pookie 🥺🥺
baseballfreak: 😨😨
baseballfreak: nvm…
paperboy: no SPEAK YOUR TRUTH!!
baseballfreak: i was just gonna ask if we could all hang but i’m kinda rethinking it…
gleekfr: I GASPED
gleekfr: please give me another chance
gleekfr: i promise i will change
baseballfreak: ok 🤨.. just don’t let it happen again
gleekfr: 🫡
birdie: at the usual spot?
baseballfreak: YEAH
paperboy: see you all soon then 🤢🤢
gleekfr: what
baseballfreak
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baseballfreak i hate these mfs sm 💀💀
gleekfr: i love u too pookie ❤️❤️
baseballfreak: what did we talk about 😕😕
gwenblake: is this why finney ran out of the house no explanation??
gleekfr: yeah..
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beyoncés sluts
paperboy: ran out of the house?? desperate
gleekfr: okay yeah we’ve gone over this im DESPERATE so what
birdie: beyoncé would be so disappointed in you
baseballfreak: damn why am i getting so many notifs 💀
baseballfreak: YO WTF
baseballfreak: guys i’m instagram famous
birdie: that’s pathetic 😕
paperboy: YOOO you already got over a thousand likes? you posted like ten minutes ago
gleekfr: the comments 😭😭 “this is the life i want to live” “i would do anything to live like that” mf my dad hits me
baseballfreak: AYE OH
baseballfreak: IM HYPERVENTILATIGN
baseballfreak: WHAT WHAT WHAT
paperboy: u good suga daddy? 😨
baseballfreak: THE LOML
baseballfreak: just liked my post
birdie: bruno mars??
baseballfreak: no u insensitive little shit
baseballfreak: VANCE HOPPER 😍😻💋🤣🥰😊
gleekfr: WAIT WHAT
gleekfr: DUUUUUDE
paperboy: i can see him shaking with excitement through the screen
baseballfreak: BECAUSE I AM
gleekfr: brance 4 life
birdie: maybe don’t 😟😟
baseballfreak: FINNLEY
baseballfreak: FINBEY
baseballfreak: FIBBEY
baseballfreak: FINNEY
paperboy: u got there in the end!!
gleekfr: WHAT
baseballfreak: LOVE OF UR LIFE.. TWEETIE BIRD… JUST XOMMENTED ON MY PIST
gleekfr: NAH WAIT WHAT
gleekfr: WHAT DID HE SAY
baseballfreak: “who’s the blondie with the cheetos?”
gleekfr: SOBBING
gleekfr: THATS ME
gleekfr: IM THE BLONDIE WITH THE CHEETOS
paperboy: HELP 💀💀
gleekfr: JUMPING UP AND DOWN KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING ROLLING AROUND
gleekfr: HES SO PRETTY
birdie: i can smell that gay stench from here
gleekfr: HEY HEYEHBEEHHE HE FOLLOWDD ME BACK
gleekfr: i’m ready for god to take me
gleekfr: i’ve lived a good life
baseballfreak: u and me both, soldier 🫡
gleekfr: let’s go together, bruce
gleekfr: hand in hand
baseballfreak: of course, mama
birdie took a screenshot of the chat
birdie: FREAKS