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Leo added Calypso, Apollo, Meg, and Lityerses
Leo named the group Febuary Questers
Leo: Indiana gang group chat!!
Calypso: You spelled February wrong
Apollo: Technically the quest started in January.
Lityerses: I wasn’t a part of that quest
Meg: Me neither
Leo: Wow, so all of you hate me. Good to know.
Apollo: We don’t hate you!
Meg: We just hate your naming skills.
Leo: Well why don’t you guys come up with something better.
Calypso: I have a wild idea.
Calypso renamed the group Indiana Gang Group Chat
Leo: …
Leo: oh
Leo: ANYWAYS
Leo changed Leo’s name to Mcshizzle.
Mcshizzle: A true classic.
Mcshizzle: Now for the rest of you.
Apollo: Wait, what?
Mcshizzle changed Apollo’s name to Lester
Mcshizzle: To keep you humble, king
Lester: Wow.
Lester: Thanks.
Mcshizzle changed Lityerses’ name to Popcorn
Mcshizzle: In honor of your past life as a corn guardian
Popcorn: I actually guarded wheat
Mcshizzle: Oh um
Mcshizzle changed Popcorn’s name to Wheat Thins
Wheat Thins: This is humiliating
Lester: It’s not that bad! You could be Lester.
Mcshizzle changed Meg’s name to Menace
Menace: I can live with this
Mcshizzle: And finally!
Mcshizzle changed Calypso’s name to Hermosa
Mcshizzle: Love you <3
Hermosa: <3
Lester: Oh, I see how it is.
Mcshizzle: Do you want to be named hermoso apollo
Lester: Maybe I DO, Leo
Lester: This is blatant favoritism.
Wheat Thins: I think if Apollo wants to be named hermoso, you should name him hermoso
Mcshizzle: Lit, do you know what hermoso means?
Wheat Thins: No, why?
Mcshizzle: No reason don’t worry about it
Hermosa: Meg, Apollo, how are you two doing? We haven’t gotten much information about how your quest went.
Lester: I came and visited you guys!
Hermosa: One, you visited Leo. I was at band camp.
Hermosa: Two, you told Leo absolutely nothing.
Mcshizzle: You said, and I quote “Yeah we killed Nero and Python. There’s nothing else to worry about.” ????? And??? How did this happen???
Mcshizzle: I bet even Meg could give a less vague explanation.
Mcshizzle: @Menace what happened in New York
Menace: we killed Nero and Python. There’s nothing else to worry about.
Mcshizzle: …
Wheat Thins: Straight to the point, I don’t see the issue.
Lester: How have you been, Lityerses?
Wheat Thins: Fine. I train elephants now.
Lester: That’s great!
Wheat Thins: Thank you.
Mcshizzle: this is painful. I am in genuine pain.
Hermosa: Shush, let them have their fun.
Menace: ???
Lester: Don’t worry about it Meg they’re being stupid.
Mcshizzle: r00d
Mcshizzle: Where even are you Mr. Sun God
Lester: It’s Dr. Sun God actually. I got 5 PhDs like thirty years ago.
Lester: And I’m back on Olympus.
Hermosa: Oh, say hi to Hermes for me!
Lester: Sure thing!
Mcshizzle: Wait you have 5 PhDs
Lester: I was really bored. They’re mainly in the humanities.
Menace: All that knowledge and you’re still a dummy
Lester: Why must you wound me like this Meg?
Menace: ;p
Wheat Thins: What does that mean
Lester: The emoticon? It’s just a little face!
Lester: Like this.
Lester: (ˇ▽ˇ)ノ♪♬♫
Menace: oooh fancy
Menace: (ง︡'-'︠)ง
Mcshizzle: ♡ ～('▽^人)
Hermosa: ヽ(´ー` )┌
Wheat Thins: How do you do that
Lester: Here, I’ll send you a link in dms.
Wheat Thins: I think
Wheat Thins: (`ー´)
Lester: !!
Lester: Yes.
Mcshizzle: Well, I have a workshop in 15 mins, so I gtg
Mcshizzle: But use this chat to talk guys! That way we can all keep in touch
Hermosa: Got it
Lester: Will do!
Menace: You can’t tell me what to do, weatherboy
Wheat Thins: (￣ー￣)ｂ
Mcshizzle: Oh gods your obsessed now aren’t you
Wheat Thins: ┐(シ)┌