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Sans was living his best underground life until an imbecile, idiot, god awful person entered his realm. Some stupid brat named,,, nyna???? Awful thing to name your child, anyway. Sans HATED nyna, and wanted her to die, or at last suffer a lot at the very least. He could do the conventional thing, and make fight her alongside the song "Megalovania", but that was getting boring and he’d done that like a HUNDRED TIMES.
He decided to go about his plan differently. He was going to ask her philosophical questions pertaining to the existence of free will, as nyna has a very small brain and would probably like, explode or something? Anyways, Sans used his non-existent brain to come up with this plan, so it was bound to succeed. He would fail at no cost! Literally, the plan doesnt cost any money. Brilliant!
Sans smiled at the girl. “Hey kid. What’s up.” He gestured for her to take a seat beside him. “So. What do you think about free will?” NynA looked shocked. Was he listening to her conversation from earlier in the day? “Well-“ she looked away for a minute and then turned back to him.
“Well. Saying that nobody has complete free will is wrong. Like, I COULD rob a bank, but I wouldn’t. Just because there’s laws and reproductions for actions doesn’t mean that free will doesn’t exist. But, I do think those laws and limitations could be considered limiting free will and maybe even silencing free speech. Really, I guess it depends on the situation. Like honestly, you could do anything you wanted. You would. Just probably get arrested.”
Sans blinked “idk deez nuts.”
nyna looked at sans like he was a ghost, or rather a skeleton. "Deez nuts?!?!" her life was falling apart around her. what could he possibly mean by deez nuts?!?! this free will thing was too much for her, all she was saying with all of that to please sans, what did he mean deez nuts?!?!!
she looked up at sans, who was looking at her with a smug smile, drinking his stupid ass ketchup.
she doesnt know what came over her in that moment, but she grabbed the ketchup bottle and stuck it down his throat. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FOR FREE WILL??!?!? HUH???!?!" She said, choking the shit out of sans undertale
Nyna has had enough of him and his bullshit.
She watched him turn to dust under her hands, "Deez fuckin' nuts" She mumbled under her breath, picking up the lone ketchup bottle covered in dust. She walked though the snow, leaving a trail of dust behind her. It was a cold cold day in the underground as well. As her breath came out in puffs of air, she thought about the actions she had just done.
"Maybe this free will thing isn't so bad"
She then killed everyone in the underground idk