Chapter 1: Prologue.0.
Chapter Text
In your last moments, as you were flying off the cliff, a realization suddenly came over you. You didn't want to die like that. Whatever problems you had before, they seemed insignificant and solvable now. But now there's another problem... You're on your way.
And no one is going to stand at the foot of the cliff with arms waiting for you. There's only the sea, at other times you would have admired it, but not now.
Staring at the emerald water you were swiftly approaching. In your last moments of life, thinking about your short life on this planet, seemed to be the best way out of the situation you had.
(Y/N) ran into the water, slowly sinking into the depths.
Your lungs were still holding, and you decided to think of your family.
Strange, in your state you had forgotten that they were always there to support you. But maybe they were the key to your death.
The jump must have damaged your head, you don't remember a single member of your family.
All you could think about was this.
Are you serious right now? Some kind of Lego series?
You're on the verge of death, you're definitely home, and you're not even trying to surface, you're just hopelessly drowning in some puddle!
And you think about how great that show was.
Well, since you like it so much.
Notes:
Good luck.
Chapter 2: Home for soul.1.
Summary:
The reader is quite chaotic and all his actions do not make any sense.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Why does my head feel so split? Isn't there peace and tranquility after death?
WHY IS THE FLOOR SO HARD?!
Wait a minute. The floor? And I don't feel that heavy weight on my lungs.
When I opened my eyes, I saw the ceiling and bookshelves.
- Where am I? - asked casually the young god of the void .
- It is logical that I am in the library, but what am I doing here?
- got up from the floor he looked at his knees and ... really surprised, although his face expressed only raised eyebrows. after he had examined all his body and noticed one interesting fact. His arms and legs were literally not attached to anything.
-Well, I guess I must have disappeared after death, maybe this is heaven. Although with my sins. - He sighed (y/n) and started to look around and soon found the way out of the library, but before he could reach the door a book had fallen on him.
- Hey! Why does not it hurt - rubbing the place of the injury you said and picked up the book.
- "The cold fire of the soul"-read aloud the god, opening the book to the first page.
-And he who is pure of heart
The soul will become cold,
The fire will one day consume him.
And ------------- you read and turn the page.
....
Soon you read the whole book. You thought it was complete nonsense.
So you decided to try one tip from it.
You put the book somewhere in the rack (y/n) and put your hands in front of you and tried to make fire appear in them.
One minute
Two
Suddenly you hear the smell of burning, your feet began to burn with blue fire. And you ran like a madman through the library, meeting anxious and panicked people.
In the end the fire died out and you ran to the exit as if nothing had happened, but with burnt feet and frosty tingling in your feet.
Strange that you felt it.
Run out into the street god sighed and noticed how it reminded him of something.
This .
NEXT TO THE PIGSY NOODLES?!
I looked to my left and saw a car coming straight at me. And there's a red son with an MK on the roof.
Oh, no, I don't want to die again.
(Y/n) jumped on Red's car without hurting my leg or flying off.
-Am , Hello? -The MK said to me, waving one hand and holding Sun Wukong's staff with the other.
So I'm at the beginning, and probably could have made it to the meeting with DBK himself.
That's where he disappeared. He was here and he's gone. Okay.
-Well, here we are, just the two of us. -Said you to the Red Son.
-So who are you aND WWHERE'S THE NOODLE MAN ? His hair was on fire at the end of his words.
-That's a real hot one. Okay, well, the MK was stolen. And I, uh, do you look at the road?" Then I saw what we were approaching and quickly picked Red up in my arms bridal style and jumped off of her.
Someday my legs won't hold out.
As I set the demon on the ground, I looked at his surprised face.
When did he become so low?
I bowed, and quickly ran off into the shadows.
The Red son stood dumbfounded for another five minutes, and then he coughed and went to collect the wreckage of his car.
What should I do?
Nothing for him .
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Why does my head feel so split? Isn't there peace and tranquility after death?
WHY IS THE FLOOR SO HARD?!
Wait a minute. The floor? And I don't feel that heavy weight on my lungs.
When I opened my eyes, I saw the ceiling and bookshelves.
- Where am I? - asked casually the young god of the void .
- It is logical that I am in the library, but what am I doing here?
- got up from the floor he looked at his knees and ... really surprised, although his face expressed only raised eyebrows. after he had examined all his body and noticed one interesting fact. His arms and legs were literally not attached to anything.
-Well, I guess I must have disappeared after death, maybe this is heaven. Although with my sins. - He sighed (y/n) and started to look around and soon found the way out of the library, but before he could reach the door a book had fallen on him.
- Hey! Why does not it hurt - rubbing the place of the injury you said and picked up the book.
- "The cold fire of the soul"-read aloud the god, opening the book to the first page.
-And he who is pure of heart
The soul will become cold,
The fire will one day consume him.
And ------------- you read and turn the page.
....
Soon you read the whole book. You thought it was complete nonsense.
So you decided to try one tip from it.
You put the book somewhere in the rack (y/n) and put your hands in front of you and tried to make fire appear in them.
One minute
Two
Suddenly you hear the smell of burning, your feet began to burn with blue fire. And you ran like a madman through the library, meeting anxious and panicked people.
In the end the fire died out and you ran to the exit as if nothing had happened, but with burnt feet and frosty tingling in your feet.
Strange that you felt it.
Run out into the street god sighed and noticed how it reminded him of something.
This .
NEXT TO THE PIGSY NOODLES?!
I looked to my left and saw a car coming straight at me. And there's a red son with an MK on the roof.
Oh, no, I don't want to die again.
(Y/n) jumped on Red's car without hurting my leg or flying off.
-Am , Hello? -The MK said to me, waving one hand and holding Sun Wukong's staff with the other.
So I'm at the beginning, and probably could have made it to the meeting with DBK himself.
That's where he disappeared. He was here and he's gone. Okay.
-Well, here we are, just the two of us. -Said you to the Red Son.
-So who are you aND WWHERE'S THE NOODLE MAN ? His hair was on fire at the end of his words.
-That's a real hot one. Okay, well, the MK was stolen. And I, uh, do you look at the road?" Then I saw what we were approaching and quickly picked Red up in my arms bridal style and jumped off of her.
Someday my legs won't hold out.
As I set the demon on the ground, I looked at his surprised face.
When did he become so low?
I bowed, and quickly ran off into the shadows.
The Red son stood dumbfounded for another five minutes, and then he coughed and went to collect the wreckage of his car.
What should I do?
Nothing for him .
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Notes:
By the way, this work is also available on quotev.
Chapter 3: 1,5. The day before
Summary:
Sun: Who are you?! What are you doing at my house?
Reader: .... Halo..?
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
So you're walking down the street.
Maybe you should have reassured yourself and only walked in the shadows, or maybe you just teleported, genius.
Remembering that you actually had some totally untrue book that still made your feet tingle (or because two not-so-safe jumps.) You stepped back into the alley and took the book out of your pocket, flipping through the pages looking for the right one.
Finally finding the right one.
(Y/N) found that half of the page was burnt and filled with water (or something very similar to it) In the end only one word was left untouched and quite legible: soul.
You did not get anything, realizing that the book is useless, to learn and discover new abilities will need to himself, you threw the book in a gray, lifeless, dark corner.
And then the book flew in your face, apparently you are attached to it.
Well ...
You don't care.)
You put the book (Y/N) in your ~magic~ pocket and went on to explore the alley. . . . Turns out while you were freaking out in the corner, DBK was wreaking havoc, which means...
-MK, on the mountain of flowers and fruit - you said as if in a trance, and at the snap of his finger lit the same "cold fire" and you're not standing in a gray alley looking at the destruction of the family of the Bull Demon King, and next to the MK , which asks for forgiveness from Sun Wukong for the loss of the "legendary staff."
And from the sight of the king of the monkeys could really die, how sad that you forgot all the lessons of karate, taekwondo and fencing with archery. In a word: Lucky.
And that's when you realize you're in the middle of nowhere.
Although there are plenty of things in your pocket...
For example :
(Y/N) started rummaging around in his pocket and pulled out... A garland.
- Dude, how did you get in here? And a garland.
Maybe you're a demon, too?" the MK excitedly chattered, mentally getting up from his knees and running over to you, shaking your poor, barely-standing body by the shoulders.
Wukong same squinted his eyes, a couple of minutes examining your clothes, sighed, and a little bit calmed down, coughed attracting the attention of his future student.
Now the MK listened to him carefully, and you were given a chance to leave.
You'll never know that you weren't standing in that alley alone. but with someone who was very interested in you.
Notes:
Wukong 's trust in the reader is : none ... This is understandable , it 's good that let go at least . Apparently he didn 't feel the threat , well , that 's fine .
Chapter 4: 2.The characters are in shock .
Notes:
The Red Son is really impressed by the Reader . It's not every day that angels "arrive."
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
So you're trying to use your teleportation again somehow. Sadly, it didn't work.
Sighing in disappointment you decided to walk on water...
For the last time, the water warmed you in its cozy embrace. To death. You shuddered.
(Y/n) changed your mind, it's better not to die this time. I don't think fate will have mercy on you this time.
Taking the book out of your pocket, you decided to look for something about teleportation. Of course it was difficult to find pages that were not dirty.
That's why you have found only some torn advice to "breathe". The man who wrote this book is a genius.
It's like you're not breathing right now!
Whoa. You're really not breathing and your heart's not beating.
I guess you're really dead. Oh:
But you can still breathe...
It's stupid not to need air, but to use it to move.
All right, here we go. (Y/N) tried to calm his troubled breathing, but noticing that his legs began to burn, he inhaled sharply. And all concentration collapsed although the teleportation was "successful". You found yourself flying down in the sky, luck was definitely on your side.
Looking down (Y/N) notice what he is approaching.
Poor Red Son. Or not, you landed next to the demon, hitting it lightly. Surprisingly alive, without a scratch or abrasion.
God, how does the world work? - you thought and got up and shook yourself off.
Pov: (the one who doesn't care about life)
Hey, I'm alive! Yoo-hoo! I smiled and started to look around. And I noticed one thing. Why do people look at me so strangely? Never mind the Red Son... Turning my head to the right I met a nervous look in the red eyes.
-Hey, Red Boy, how's it going?
-Who are you?" came the voice of Mei standing there with her eyes wide open.
I smirked (Y/N) and saw a blur fly at them. A very familiar blur... - Wait... That's a... MK FUCK!- Ignoring the strange looks and questions about " whether he was an angel who had fallen from heaven," he grabbed Red's arm and yanked him back to his old position.
Where Red Boy was standing a second ago , there were now iron junk that could not fly .Of course, and MK
- Oh, no. He's alive?- said i , turned in Red Son.-Khm .Now that you're safe, you can go back to Dad and destroy the city.
He toot hand out of my grasp, gave me a suspicious look, snorted a kind of "thank you," and took to the fire with his pyroportation. Is that what it's called?
Only now did I notice that I was still holding his hand. It was awkward.
But my thoughts were interrupted by Mei's enthusiastic shout. I'd forgotten someone existed. Anyway, we'll talk to Red later.
Turning to the group of friends you notice that no one notices you or tries to ignore you. Anyway, I wasn't planning on staying here for long anyway, I'm going to go somewhere with Maca-
- Hey! I know you, you're the demon who disappeared! - The MK ran up to you and tried to shake you again, but you're smarter than that and walked away.
- Yep, it's me. -You sighed and shook your whiskey, oh God, it's so loud. -And I have a very busy schedule, I can't talk to the new hero and his friends right now. Bye. - You love the kid, but you're a little annoyed by how loud he is.
As you said goodbye you ruffled his hair, turned on your heel and teleported off to somewhere else in the city.
-Oh, I'm getting better and better! But the pain in your legs won't go away ... - After looking around, you noticed a theatre. It's strange that it's still standing, judging by the ruins around it. -Just out of curiosity, would I break my knee if I ate a triangle circling instead of my bone?
Clearly not a question for this day.
- Well, emo-monkey, wait for me!
Notes:
Probably the Macaque was unlucky . If we assume that there is an uncontrollable creature literally next to his theater ...We'll see in the next chapter _)
Chapter 5: 2,5.I'm not dangerous ,Wukong.
Notes:
In fact , English is not my native language and I use a translator . Therefore , I apologize for the mistakes .
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Or don't wait. I really don't have any money. There may be, but I haven't found them yet.
Where to get money?
Did they pay at all?
... Maybe . Or not . I don't remember already.
Well, I'll just yell until this six-eared one comes out.! I'm genius !
-MACAQUE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK- you started screaming in the middle of the street.
People, seeing that you were not quite okay and looked shabby, began to quickly move away ...
.... .
Conclusion: you lost your voice.(Not really)
This emo monkey never came out.
Here's the moron >={
Well, he's such an asshole. I will not tolerate this! My ego is not worthy of listening to silence.
Taking out that book again, I spent about half an hour, and did not find anything new.
So what if I couldn't find anything last time?!
THIS IS THE BOOK'S PROBLEM.!
Angry, you did not notice how your hands began to tingle. And the poor textbook burn with an alarming flame.
Soon there was no trace of your anger, just like the book. Now it's just ashes on your hands.
- All this time I could get rid of him so easily? Oh, well, okay. - sighing, you wiped off the rest of the blue powder from your hands. - Probably, this should worry me ... But no. And since I now have such powers....
..... .
Still Macaque regretted not letting you in. His entire theater is on fire! And he's cold. Fortunately, nothing was damaged. Is that now everything is blue and covered with a crust of ice with hoarfrost.
It will take him a long time to get rid of this.
......
My mission here is done. You can go somewhere else. With a snap of your fingers, you found yourself on a fruit and flower mountain.“Not again, this time he will definitely kill me,” you began to whine and nervously try to teleport.
On the other hand, the little monkeys were very interested in you and they began to crowd around you, one very curious climbed on your head, starting to dig into your tangled hair.
Without noticing your resistance, the others began to climb you too.
What do we have ... : You 're sitting all in monkeys .
And no one will help you. Well, unless Sun Wukong finds you. But that's kind of bad.
Yes, you are not complaining in principle. Cozy, comfortable.
And nobody -
-Who are you ? asked a voice to your right.
The monkeys are still messing with you.
Oh yo, apparently this is the legendary monkey king.
Opening your eyes, you answered mysteriously.
-Long dead by his own hands.
“I need your name.” Wukong said irritably.
A chuckle escaped your lips as some white monkey looked at his king with a murderous look.
- You can call me (Y/n) . - Turning away from him, you muttered that he apparently heard - just don't kill again.
There was an awkward silence.
....
Now you were strolling along in an awkward conversation.
So you won't kill me? - You asked while fiddling with the lilac pendant.
- No, my family really liked you. - Eating a peach, he replied.
- I wonder how? I didn't even do anything. - You said, stopping turning the pendant in your hands.
- You're cold.
- Does it change anything ? - You asked a question.
He remained unanswered.
Notes:
The whole job is just a big joke.
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