Murder Drones Texting Fic (PERMANENT HIATUS)

by LemonneTheFruitTree

Summary:

It's a texting fic w/ murder drones. I don't know I'm bored and can write.

Notes:

I'm bored and gay so here.
The group chat includes J, N, V, Uzi, Lizzy, and Doll. Thad is mentioned, but he's not here. Same With Khan.

In this everyone's friends, and J isn't a murder centipede crab. Like, just all the drama is gone. Minor shipping later, especially w/ Doll and Lizzy.

Also I don't speak Russian so Doll types english

Chapter 1

Notes:

I'm bored and gay so here.
The group chat includes J, N, V, Uzi, Lizzy, and Doll. Thad is mentioned, but he's not here. Same With Khan.

In this everyone's friends, and J isn't a murder centipede crab. Like, just all the drama is gone. Minor V and J shipping later, (maybe,) same w/ Doll and Lizzy.

Also I don't speak Russian so Doll types english

Uzi has started group chat: Idiots live here

 

J: Why did uou name it that?

J: you*

 

Uzi: your perfect sorlljnb is frustrating

Uzi: speeling*

Uzi: soelling*

Uzi: the shit where you type well

Uzi: also the name is the truth

 

N: I'm an idiot? :(

 

V: uwu

 

Uzi: why

 

V: I have you all here and I'm going to abuse my powers

V: so uwu bitches

 

Uzi: I'll ban you

 

V: ...

V: no

 

Lizzy: why am iiiiii in this group chat?

 

Uzi: it's all in the name

 

N: that's kinda rude

 

Uzi: that's the point N

 

V is typing...

 

Uzi: oh no

 

V: The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues, the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start, on your mark, get ready, start.

 

Uzi: what the fuck

Uzi: just why

Uzi: Im going to fucking kill the bastard

 

J: Why is there no capitalization?

J: What website did you copy it from?

 

V: ...

 

J: You copied it, right?

 

V: ...

V:yesssss...

 

Uzi: how in the fucking robo jesus hell did you memorize that entire phrase

 

V: don't test me bitches

 

N: you all need to stop swearing so much

 

J: I, for once, agree with this idiot. Swearing is lazy.

 

N: no I mean what would happen if uzis dad found her phone

 

Uzi: if he goes through my phone I'm using that wired triangle eyes shit on him like doll.

 

Doll: The Absolute Solver?

 

Uzi: holy shit I forgot I added her to this

 

V: imagine if we were having this conversation irl and Doll just popped out of nowhere and scared the hell out of us

 

Uzi: I would've shit my pants

Uzi: no I sound immature

Uzi: I would've shit your pants

 

J: Pardon..?

 

Uzi: bite me, you heard me

 

Lizzy: you talk a lot Uzbekistan

Lizzy: Uzi* (wtf is uzbekistan)

 

J is typing...

 

Lizzy: I don't actually care what it is dipshit

 

Uzi: I am legally changing my name to that rq-

 

Uzi updated their contacts name!

 

N: how did you change your name in my contacts?????

 

Uzbekistan: that glitchy shit lets me mess with shit

Uzbekistan: if I can make stuff levitate I can mess with your brick of a phone

 

N: my phones not that old >:[

 

V: that shits almost as old as you N

V: anyway uwu

 

Lizzy: why am still I here?

Lizzy: just to suffer?

 

Uzbekistan: yes

 

V: yes

 

N: yeah

 

Doll: yes