WhyDoIDoThingsEver



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    “Why me?” moaned Twilight, too defeated and too appalled to move as he stood like a petrified stone, while one of his traitorous brothers dressed him in the captain’s attire.

    “You look like Warriors,” Legend said dismissively, squinting at the long garment Warriors dared to call a scarf, and furiously muttering to himself as he tried to figure out how to drape it around Twilight’s neck without accidentally strangling him.

    “Warriors looks like me,” Twilight griped. “I was born before him. Like, millennia ago!”

    The vet gave a callous shrug.

    “Tamato, tomato. That’s why you’re his perfect body double.”

     

    Or: Twilight and Warriors shared the same face. So, while the Chain was in Warriors’ Hyrule and the captain suddenly crashed, worn down by battle fatigue and one of Hyrule’s germ-filled sneezes, his brothers decided to step in to help him keep his career.

    (Hyrule also tagged along to repent for getting the captain sick—as a discount Proxi.)

    Warriors was so going to lose his job.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Fi returns from yet another of her therapy sessions, and has something to discuss with her brother.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    A collection of stories about various people and their life after the world they know ends

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    27 Aug 2024

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    When a confrontation with the G.I.W goes wrong Danny is sent tumbling through a portal in the Ghost Zone.

    Bad news, he ends up in Gotham.

    Worse news, he's stuck as a child.

    Questionable news, he gets adopted by a wannabe human kite.

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    11 Jul 2024

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    The batfamily had this gift. 

    This wonderful skill.

    They are such talented, brilliant, capable individuals.

    But they are absolutely horrendous at wisely timing coming out to their family members.

    These are their stories

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    Aka: "I love you all but could we stop coming out to each other during the middle of battles?"

    Aaka: That Pride Fic I realized I needed to write.

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    15 Jun 2024