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Fabric Shredders (and Shenanigans)

Summary:

It all started with Fei finding a way to reach to the Ares/Orion timeline and using this discovery to make a groupchat with 24 other people, 9 of them being time travelers excluding him. Turns out everyone in the Inazuma Eleven verse are beings made by pure chaos, even if some don't know about that.

Buckle up everyone because here comes chaotic kids, shenanigans and a destroyed space-time fabric.

(Please be nice, English is NOT my first language.)

Notes:

I honestly don't know what I was thinking while writing this but I REALLY wanted for AreOri characters to meet the OG characters, that's all I remember.

Oh and I also wanted to write a fanfic that included Kanon in it he's my favourite character lmao

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Swaggy Chronos Fanclub

Summary:

Time travelers of the IE verse have absoloutely nothing to do with life, so they mess up with others' life instead.

Notes:

Nicknames:

littlebunnyFooFoo - Fei
canonically_accurate - Kanon
D€ath1ySp3aR - Baddap
cornyhorn - Mistrene
BAMIA - Eskaba
AlphaGuy - Alpha
bitterSweet - Beta
WhyNotOmega - Gamma
SARUtheApe - Saryuu/SARU
mochimochi - Kinako

Every chapter will have a list of nicknames like this. I only put the first 10 characters' nicknames for this chapter since the others won't appear until next chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[timehoppers INC. 🦗]

 

[8:27 PM]

 

littlebunnyFooFoo:

GUYS

GUYS

@everyone

I FUCKING DID IT

 

AlphaGuy

Did you bomb North Korea?

 

SARUtheApe

HELSBGDHVHNDBSJG

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

secretly adds the idea to bucket list

NO FR THO I DID IT

GUYS

GUYS

 

WhyNotOmega

WHAT DID YOU DO AGAIN

 

bitterSweet

Spill the tea

 

D€ath1ySp3aR

🍵

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

I MANAGED TO REACH TO THE AREORI TIMELINE

AND NOW I CAN MAKE A SERVER WITH THEM. AND WITH TENMAS GROUP. AND WITH ENDOUS GROUP.

I EVRN MANAGED TO GET APPROVAL FROM EL DORADO LIKE WGAT THE FUCK

 

canonically_accurate

HEGVJHSDFGD FR???

 

cornyhorn

WHAT

FEI

YOU

HOW

WTF

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

🤪🤪🥰😜🤪😘😜🤪🥰🤪😘😘😜

 

BAMIA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

bitterSweet

Is that why they were having a meeting this morning?

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

POSSIBLY???

 

WhyNotOmega

GOD IS GOOD

GOD IS GREAT

GOD IS GOOOOOOOOOD

 

@mochimochi has gone online

 

mochimochi

What’s going on?

 

canonically_accurate

Hi Kinako! <:

 

mochimochi

Hello Kanon! <:

 

bitterSweet

💖💖

 

AlphaGuy ( replying to mochimochi : what’s going on?)

Read up Kinako

 

mochimochi

👍

Oh

Oh God

 

D€ath1ySp3aR

God does not exist, only swag

 

cornyhorn

real

 

BAMIA

real

 

SARUtheApe

real

 

canonically_accurate

One of the only gods/demons that I believe in is Chronos because I actually met + befriended him

 

SARUtheApe

you lucky bitch

 

bitterSweet

Who are the others that you believe in?

 

canonically_accurate

God and Demon Lord because my great-grandfather did face off with angels and demons which implies that God and Demon Lord exist. The whole purpose of the demons coming to Earth was to freed the Demon Lord anyways soo

 

cornyhorn

and suddenly i remembered that God, does in fact, exists

 

D€ath1ySp3aR

No other superior god/demon exist, only Swaggy Chronos

 

canonically_accurate

real

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

real

 

mochimochi

Real

 

bitterSweet

real

 

@WhyNotOmega pinned a message

 

WhyNotOmega

real

 

BAMIA

real

 

cornyhorn

real

 

@SARUtheApe changed the groupchat name to: “Swaggy Chronos Fanclub”

 

SARUtheApe

real

 

AlphaGuy

I’m going to kill the next fucking person who says “real” I swear to god

 

D€ath1ySp3aR

real

 

AlphaGuy

 

D€ath1ySp3aR

 

@mochimochi has gone offline

 

AlphaGuy

punches you

 

D€ath1ySp3aR

dodges

kicks you

 

@AlphaGuy has gone offline

 

cornyhorn

damn

he killed Alpha

 

SARUtheApe

rip that alpha ayyy

 

WhyNotOmega

hbdgdkhjnshds

he was a bitch anyways

 

bitterSweet

lmao

 

BAMIA

@littlebunnyFooFoo why you ain’t messaging

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

was setting up stable connections for the gc since all of us are from different time periods and there’s also gonna be a whole ass ALTERNATE TIMELINE & ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

also Kanon imma give you mod privileges :]

 

canonically_accurate

YIPPEEE

 

SARUtheApe

WHAT

favoritism smh

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

saru you have no room to talk you literally have mod privileges in every other server of mine

 

SARUtheApe

favoritism

 

canonically_accurate

do we tell him

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

nah let him suffer lmao

 

bitterSweet (replying to littlebunnyFooFoo : was setting up stable connections…)

Alternate timeline?

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

yeh

imma add the OGRE V1 timeline of the OGs

 

bitterSweet

kk

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

btw the server settings are done @everyone

we’re entering in after like a minute

 

BAMIA

@AlphaGuy @mochimochi get yo asses online it’s starting

 

@AlphaGuy has gone online

@mochimochi has gone online

 

mochimochi

Finally!

 

AlphaGuy

And suddenly I’m alive once again

 

mochimochi

Now that I’m thinking, should we add Zanark to our group?

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

honestly this is much better

I couldn’t’ve handle the guy even for like two seconds during the whole Chrono Storm event

and considering the fact that he’s an s rank criminal who’s on run and basically wanted by the government he probably doesn’t even use his phone that much bcus yk, gps n shit

 

mochimochi

Oh, okay!

 

cornyhorn

ik damn well that fei was trying his hardest not to diss the shit out of zanark i just know

 

littlebunnyFooFoo

OISVDYUJHAKSJBFUIVUDTSJFH

OH AND WE’RE ENTERING Y’ALL

 

WhyNotOmega

YEHEYEHEYHEYGY

WE’RE COMING BABY

 

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[Instructions Unclear, Bombing North Korea]

littlebunnyFooFoo has added SakkaFan , Pegasus^Airlines , SUNgull and 21 others

littlebunnyFooFoo gave canonically_accurate mod privileges

 

[8:55 PM}

 

SARUtheApe

ARE WE FR GOING WITH THIS NAMEJSKDLSAKDASK

 

cornyhorn

BEST NAME ONG

 

Dr. Penguin

what the fuck

Notes:

Kidou Yuuto Jumpscare at the end

Edit: Apparently I wrote "Protocol Omega" instead of El Dorado. Thank you Feu_Ardent for unintentionally pointing it out in their comment 🙏