Taking a Bath

by SillyApple

Summary:

Luciferweek Day 1 - Ducks! (Prompts here)

Lucifer loves ducks, his favorite and take a bath and sing. But didn't expected a certain Owl to show up.

Really should find a new general at this point.

Notes:

It's good to be back and post a fanfic after two months of nothing! I'll try to keep the machine going! Very silly fanfic to start the week! Bonus if you get the hidden referances!

Lucifer removes the towel loosely wrapped around his thin hips, leaving his skinny yet glorious naked body alone in the bathroom. He put both hands on the glimmering fringe of his extra-large slipper bathtub. 

Like a curious Hellhound, he leans forward, dipping his finger in the water, popping a bubble. He smelled a sweet scent of Cotton Candy ascending from the tub. A scent so good, Lucifer couldn't resist to crack a huge smile of excitement before hopping, with his fists in the air, like a child. "Hee-Hee! Yes!" 

His servants prepared his favorite type of bubble bath with the unique and beloved 'Beelzebub special Cotton candy' shampoo he always requests when taking a bath.

Lucifer lifted his graceful white legs one by one, dipping his feets through the bubbly fog for a first impression. It's nice, warm and hot. He then leaned his entire body into the tub with his slim neck gently lay against the clean porcelain rim. "Mmmm..aah." 

His highness bathed in silence, feeling his skin heat up with the temperature and bubbles surrounding his body. He could stay here and relax for hours, having fun with the water, singing. 

But a few minutes in, and Lucifer got bored quite quickly. Having the silence and the sound of his legs splashing in the water and the view of his crotch wasn't enough to distract him, making him feel a little empty.

The lack of living presence in the bathroom was truly missing, the need to be vocal, talk, joke, laugh or just express himself about a certain subject, his day or his misdeeds. He needed something extra. 

Something squishy and distracting.

Lucifer snaps his fingers, a light bulb 'idea' had just shone in his head. "Oh, but I know!" 

He once again snapped his fingers. And seconds afterwards, poof! A dozen rubber ducks invaded his bath like an army.

"Ah, my duckiesss." 

He's always been a big fan of rubber ducks no matter what people think of it, that it makes him silly or that he keeps souls into them. Small, harmless, cute, he had a dozen of these and more duck related toys in his toy room. Lucifer made every of his ducks special, whether by name or look. 

"Hmmmm.." Lucifer patted his chin,  pondering which duck among his army to be the lucky chosen one. He always had a tradition of singing a song in bath and dedicate it to one of his rubber ducks. But the question was always, which one?

Trashy-Duck the Feral-Writer? A.Party duck? The Lucifer fan? The nerdy Robert Duck? Lu-Luck from Lu-Lu World? Goduck the ugly duckling? C.C Duck from Beelzebub? Dumduck for dumb luck? Golduck the shiny one? DuckHunt, the Number 1 game he hates? Buttplug Duck for you know what. 

There's just so, so many of them to choose from, Lucifer loves them equally. So, he left the choice at random, Lu-Lu closed his eyes and picked two randomly. 

One was wearing horns in remembrance of his wife, in his left hand, a duck with an evil smile with a cute deer tail, Alastor.

"My wife and my favorite overlord, this is my lucky day," he looked at one another, "If I sing, will you hear me out? I know you would." 

Lucifer breathes in, warming up his vocal chords with a few exercises. He loves to sings, often a show off when the opportunity arises, even in front of non-real individuals.

"One, two."

Duck in a cage.

You show your skin.

Your squishiness has never run foul.

An angelic voice echoes in the bathroom, musical notes magically started to appear above his head like an angel's halo.

With a change

You're mine, celebrated 

By your time on my stage.

 

Then you walked in my bath

And like sprinkles on a cupcake,

Life was suddenly exciting and sweet.

 

What's between you and I

Just a comfortable bath

I'm a King who believes when you look in my eyes.

Lucifer blinked his glowing eyes a couple of times at his two ducklings. "I'm having pansexual thoughts thinking of you two so I won't make anyone jealous." 

He slowly brought them close to his mouth then stuck his soft black lips against the beak of his duckies for a simple kiss.

"That was the most beautiful and amazing singing I've ever heard-"

"Gah!" Lucifer flinched, the sudden hearing of a voice, almost jumpscared him off his bath as if his ass just sat on a mouse trap. "Paimon! Ever heard of knocking? And How long have you been there!?" 

"M-my apologies, my lord and Master.. the door was left open and I heard you singing and I.. simply couldn't interrupt you! Your voice is perfect, lovely, so beautiful, a masterpiece! I simply couldn't-" (<- Paimon, yes-man with bad timing.) 

"Paimon." in a gruff tone.

Paimon shut his hoot-hoot hole, instantly.

Lucifer groans some more, facepalming, rubbing his hand down his face. It ain't easy to tone down his fanatic and immense loyalty. "What is it this time?" 

"I.. actually- you forgot one of your ducks in your bedroom, sooo I thought to bring it just for you!" He giggles nervously- 

"-Oh, uh, oh, h-here!" He reached into the inside pocket of his long cloak and pulled out a rubber duck with his likeness, the tiny Goetia crown and the eye mask. Something very wacky and silly. "Ta-daaa! Do you like it? Are you going to kiss it?"

"Oh so that's what it's all about." Lucifer rolled his eyes and took the offering duck. He knows like no one else how clingy Paimon can be. Guess all this it's just maybe an excuse or another way to praise him, or- 

"Paimon, I'm going to ask you one question and please, tell me the truth." 

"Y-yes my lord, I will always tell you the truth." Paimon bowed even though Luci didn't ask. 

"Does that rubber ducky you just gave me have anything to do with the fact that you voyeurly saw me kissing two of my duckies?"

The owl blushed, his plan unmasked with ease, but honestly he found that to be rather lovely to be caught red-handed? It just once again proved that Lucifer really was really intelligent. "...maybe." he quietly confess.

Lucifer sighed, rolling his eyes to the ceiling, "Dear me, why are you so clingy... and I suppose you're not going to leave if I don't blow a kiss on it in front of you?"

Paimon gave a cute nod.

"Ugh, Paimon, Paimon, Paimon.." Lucifer took Paimon's duck, or the Goetia duck as the owl nicknamed it, and gave it a quick kiss, "happy now?"

The Owl blushes, ready to explode. He absolutely wished it was him right now!! "O-oh, Y-yes, My majesty and Lord! Oh- by the way, do you like your bath? I made it for you with Beelzebub special! Just how you like it!" 

"Oh my-" Lucifer facepalmed hard, "For the love of myself.. Paimon!"

Notes:

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Series this work belongs to:

• Part 1 of LuciferWeek II 2023