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Source: Eps-Ilon Boards
Retrieved: 2022-02-09

TEST POST
By: s1euth

Is this thing on?

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thank you to eelegy for letting me remix your work, hope you enjoy!

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Source: Eps-Ilon Boards
Retrieved: 2022-02-16

THE TRUTH ABOUT LOONA’S CHOERRY
By: s1euth

Okay I realize this sounds crazy, but hear me out. I’ve been gathering my evidence for weeks now and I think it’s finally time that everyone knew. Honestly, the most surprising part to me is that nobody’s beat me to the punch yet. It’s so obvious once you know where to look…

So Choerry. Pretty loveable member, right? She’s the sunshine of LOONA, great dancer, had killer parts in PTT. In the lore, she’s a dimension-traveling teenager symbolized by a bat. Which brings us to my first point and her introduction.

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When her solo “Love Cherry Motion” dropped, no one thought anything beyond the obvious. Half the internet was blowing up over the MV and song being inappropriate for a 16-year-old, and the other half was losing their minds over the whole Kim Lip - JinSoul - OEC connection. But take a look at these closeups:

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The kid’s got FANGS. Not normal human canines. I’m talking about a Halloween-store fake teeth kind of deal. And you might say, duh, her animal’s a bat. Of course they’d make her a little animal-like, lean into it, you know?

But here’s the thing. They didn’t do that for any other member. They didn’t give ears to Heejin, they didn’t give antlers to ViVi, they didn’t give antennae to Go Won. Why would they give Choerry fangs?

Now again: I know this sounds crazy. But stay with me here.

They didn’t give Choerry fangs… because she already, naturally has them.

And look, it’s easy to miss because they love to edit the fangs out. In all the album photobooks and season’s greetings and official selfies and whatever, she’s got normal teeth:

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But in music show press releases and fansite photos (AKA things that the company CAN’T EDIT), there they are:

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And videos? Forget editing every frame of a video, that’d be insanity. So they just leave it and pray no one notices.

Which begs the question: Why edit them at all? What do they have to hide?

Well, let me draw your attention to the behind-the-scenes of Love Cherry Motion:

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They do a pretty good job of trying not to show it, but if you look in the corner where the upside-down tree set piece is, you’ll see that instead of a mirror they have a green screen on the ground. Which is weird, because in the MV it’s very clearly a mirror. Like, isn’t it easier to record a natural reflection instead of recording something separately and editing it in?

UNLESS.

Take a look at this other shot from the beginning of LCM:

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There’s a mirror in the back of Haseul and Yeojin’s house. Choerry is right in front of it, but her reflection doesn’t appear at all. You can see a bit of Haseul’s shoulder in the mirror too, so it’s not like it’s just pointed somewhere else.

My point is, Choerry doesn’t cast a reflection. Not only that, but she has sharp, pointy fangs. Both of these are facts that the company has tried extremely hard to keep quiet.

And why is that? Simple.

Choerry is a vampire.

CHOERRY IS A VAMPIRE.

Crazy straightforward once you figure it out, right? Now that I’ve thoroughly blown your minds, let me know if there’s anything I missed. I’m sure once people start looking we can crack this case wide open.

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Anonymous
get a load of this guy lmfao

Anonymous
You lost me at giving gowon antenna. See someone fr

Anonymous
dude, your whole theory hinges on choerry not having a reflection. but vampires aren’t supposed to show up in photos either. you’re literally seeing things that aren’t there.

Anonymous
guess its one way to get people talking… u sure u dont work for bbc?

Anonymous
Everyone knows LOONA is a dead group anyways

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Source: Allkpop
Retrieved: 2022-02-21

ITZY’s Chaeryeong Denies Dating Rumors
By: AKP Staff

On a recent V Live, ITZY’s Chaeryeong responded to comments questioning her dating life. Netizens became curious after media outlet ‘Dispatch’ revealed photos of someone who appeared to be Chaeryeong leaving different hotels.

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Chaeryeong denied the rumors, saying, “I’ve been busy preparing for our next comeback” and “MIDZY, I don’t know why you would think it’s me.”

Despite this, netizens continue to speculate. Popular theories for Chaeryeong’s significant other include Stray KidsI.N., TREASURE’s Mashiho, and NCT’s Sungchan.

The rest of the live broadcast was dedicated to talking about favorite foods and describing a funny moment between Chaeryeong and Yuna.

What do you think? Check out the livestream below:

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Source: Koreaboo
Retrieved: 2022-03-01

This Fan Ran Into LOONA’s Choerry During A Late-Night Snack Run, Opens Up About Experience
Idols get cravings too.

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[NEWS] | By Koreaboo (5 minutes ago)

This week, LOONA’s Choerry was spotted on the street by a fan, who documented the encounter on her Twitter.

ㅇㅅㅇ lover
@aug19_4eva

so i met choerry outside of the gs25… i want to remember this moment forever (1/7)

As explained by the fan, she had just exited a location of the popular Korean convenience store, GS25, when she happened to see Choerry coming from the other direction. Choerry also seemed to be on her way home from a different store, and was dressed in civilian clothing.

ㅇㅅㅇ lover
@aug19_4eva

i almost didn’t recognize her, she was wearing a jacket with her hood up and a face mask. it was her eyes that gave it away ㅋㅋ (2/7)

The fan was able to have a brief conversation with Choerry and even got her signature on the back of a receipt. However, Choerry politely declined to have photos taken, joking that she hadn’t done any makeup.

Still, the fan was happy to meet one of her favorite idols, and states that she plans to treasure the memory of this once-in-a-lifetime chance.

ㅇㅅㅇ lover
@aug19_4eva

she was really so cheerful and kind in real life… i feel bad that she couldn’t remove her mask/hood but i want her to know she’s pretty no matter what!! (6/7)

ㅇㅅㅇ lover
@aug19_4eva

i wonder what was in her bag though?? they looked heavy like liquid, maybe juice or konjac jelly pouches ㅋㅋㅋ it must have been enough for all of loona (7/7)

LOONA is set to appear as a group on Mnet’s upcoming survival show, Queendom 2, airing every Thursday at 9:20 PM KST, starting March 31. Even in the midst of preparations, it’s nice to see that they have still been making time for fans.

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Source: Twitter
Retrieved: 2022-03-17

trini | VOTE LOONA ON QUEENDOM 2
@ellyelle

omg i just found this clip from an old fancall that i never posted… i can’t believe my balance game was garlic vs onion LOL 😂😂😂

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3:27 AM.Mar 17, 2022.10.6K Views
409 Retweets 98 Quotes 332 Likes 12 Bookmarks

kim hyunjin’s #1 fan @anyhyuns39m
not hyunjin eating raw garlic and LIKING IT 💀

 


 

Source: Eps-Ilon Boards
Retrieved: 2022-03-25

CHOERRY’S VAMPIRE TRAITS
By: s1euth

All right people, a bunch of you decided to make me look stupid the last time I posted but that’s not going to stop me. You can downvote me all you want, and you can say what you like in the comments, but I know I’m right and I’m not going to give in to heckling from a bunch of plebs like you.

Now that I’ve got that out of the way, here’s what I’m really here to do. For the longest time, I had this hunch but not a ton of ways to prove it. A few of you also pointed out that Choerry has some stereotypical vampire traits but not others. And that got me thinking:

We don’t know how vampires work in the real world. We just have a bunch of different interpretations of folklore. So why not compile everything we know and build up my data at the same time?

I’m going to go through all the vampire traits I’ve researched and note which ones Choerry does or doesn’t have, starting with what I discussed in my last post.

FANGS: Check.

NO REFLECTION: Check, though she does show up in photos.

These are pretty basic, but we can do better. Moving on:

DOES NOT CAST A SHADOW: You can see pretty clearly in LOONA’s 1theK Suit Dance that she’s got a shadow just like everyone else. So, no.

PALE SKIN: I am not opening up a conversation about colorism in the K-pop industry. It sucks but that’s not the point of this post. I’m just going to say yes and move on.

CAN SHAPESHIFT INTO A BAT: Not as far as I’m aware.

BURNS IN SUNLIGHT: I sure hope not.

NEEDS TO BE INVITED IN: I don’t think so?

OBSESSED WITH MATH: Not even close.

WEAKNESS TO SILVER: She’s worn silver jewelry for plenty of photoshoots, but they could just as easily be a different gray metal. I’ll still go with the benefit of the doubt here. Tentative no.

WEAKNESS TO THE CROSS: Heejin was often wearing a cross earring during “So What” promotions. I’m going to go with no.

WEAKNESS TO GARLIC: Not a weakness, per se, but I found this tweet where she said she’d choose onions over garlic at a fancall. Gonna give it a yes.

DIES FROM WOODEN STAKE: Now that I think about it, a human would also die from being stabbed through the chest with a wooden stake, so I’m just going to omit this one entirely.

What does this tell us? Well… not a lot, to be honest. Either vampires are much lower maintenance than we’ve been led to believe, or BBC does a really great job of covering stuff up. I’ll update this post with new proof if I find it, but that’s all I have for today.

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Anonymous
Where did you learn that vampires are supposed to be obsessed with math? Sesame Street?

Anonymous
i did the calculations to save you the trouble and out of your 11 criteria, you have 4 marked “yes”, two of which are normal ways a person can look and another one of which could just be flavor preference. your “research” is busted and tbh garlic kind of sucks bro

Anonymous
Actually you know what everyone shut up and let this guy do his thing. I need something to read in the mornings while I brush my teeth

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Source: Reddit
Retrieved: 2022-04-16

r/ITZY
A community for fans of ITZY, a K-pop girl group featuring Yeji, Lia, Ryujin, Chaeryeong, and Yuna of JYP Entertainment.

Posted by u/jamjarfullofcoins 4 hours ago
220416 Chaeryeong Mentions LOONA on V LIVE
[Video]

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prodigiousTrex
Didn’t expect Chaeryeong to comment on Queendom 2! She seems very supportive of all the girls on the show, I find it interesting that she had the most to say about Loona, though. I would have thought it’d be Kepler since wasn’t Mashiro a former JYP trainee?

fluff-core-x
LOVE seeing this itzy + loona friendship!

CaptainShaveGel
Aw she mentioned the ISAC match she had with Heejin. It’s a shame, though -- would have loved to hear her talk about Choerry and Olivia since they’re all 01 liners!

 


 

Source: Naver
Retrieved: 2022-05-18

[QUEENDOM 2] Queen is Na Team Behind Photo @ Position Unit Battle 3rd Round

Mnet.10,000+ followers
2022.05.18 17:00 | 871 views

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#퀸덤2 #QUEENDOM2 #퀸이나 #은지 #올리비아혜 #이브 #최리 #희진 #엠넷 #Mnet

achoobababa
By far the best performance on Queendom 2!!!!

Take A Bow
incredible choreography, incredible styling… they look like a den of vampires and i am LOVING it

puppyeyes
everyone looks amazing, but there’s just something about choerry that’s making me crazy. it’s like this concept is 2nd nature to her. i’m just saying, she can have my neck any time 😳

 


 

Source: Team Subbits
Retrieved: 2022-06-24

[News] Choerry will be absent from today’s performance (220624)

Hello. This is Blockberry Creative.

We regret to inform you that LOONA member Choerry will not be participating in today’s Music Bank performance of “Flip That”.

This morning, Choerry experienced extreme dizziness and a brief loss of consciousness. Medical staff were notified immediately, and she is now being prescribed proper rest and nutrition for recovery.

After careful discussion, medical staff have approved Choerry to return tomorrow on the 25th. However, she will be monitored closely for any changes and will be treated accordingly. We ask for the fans’ understanding during this situation.

We apologize for the concern, and please be assured that we will put the artist’s health first.

Thank you.

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Source: Eps-Ilon Boards
Retrieved: 2022-06-29

LOGISTICS OF CHOERRY’S VAMPIRISM
By: s1euth

For once in my life, I can thank BBC.

I hadn’t been making any progress on my case until their announcement about Choerry last week and the ensuing fallout (a flood of get-well-soon tweets, angry thinkpieces, people calling for #FaintGate…), and you can say what you want about the working conditions of idols, but to me, this reads less as stress-induced anemia and more like the downside of a crucial vampire trait that slipped my mind in the last post.

That’s right. In all the excitement, I somehow forgot the number one thing that makes a vampire a vampire: drinking blood.

Now, that’s super obvious, which is all well and good, but drinking (human!) blood is generally frowned upon in modern society. It’d be hard enough to get as a regular person, but as a celebrity? I’m having a hard time imagining that Choerry would be able to stalk the streets at night and sink her teeth into just anyone. Thus, I propose three possible answers to the question we all have: Where is she getting the blood?

POSSIBLE ANSWER 1: Choerry, like some vampires in popular media, doesn’t actually drink human blood. She drinks animal blood, maybe ethically sourced, maybe not.

PROS/CONS: While this would get rid of the potential moral issues of drinking from humans, this brings up even more questions in its place. As far as I know, I haven’t really heard of a chupacabra-type situation in South Korea, and I’m sure Choerry is busy enough as it is, so I doubt that she’s traveling out to the countryside to drink from animals herself. That would mean someone has to be supplying animal blood to her, so either BBC has a portion of its budget dedicated to buying animal blood(???) or someone Choerry knows is bringing it to her — another member, maybe? Neither seem likely.

POSSIBLE ANSWER 2: Choerry is able to get human blood from donation centers and hospitals, and she drinks that.

PROS/CONS: Obligatory disclaimer that I’m not a doctor or any other kind of health professional, but based on what I could find, hospitals and donation centers only get rid of blood bags if they’re contaminated or expired. Even if the people in charge were somehow okay with not disposing of them properly (usually they’re incinerated or sterilized in an autoclave), I don’t think Choerry would enjoy drinking blood that’s old or full of infectious diseases. But hey, what do I know.

POSSIBLE ANSWER 3: Choerry has a regular feeding partner — someone she’s made arrangements with and can consistently rely on as a source of blood.

PROS/CONS: Honestly, it makes perfect sense to me. It’s the same reason why people have semi-regular hookup partners. You need something, they need something, and you can give it to each other without getting any deeper than that and without having to get anyone else involved. I’m assuming the person Choerry’s drinking from doesn’t want to have their cover blown either, so there’s the bonus of mutually assured secrecy. And, well, whatever the other person’s reason for agreeing is none of my business. People like what they like, or maybe there’s money involved, but from a practical standpoint, I can’t see any better way for Choerry to get her fill.

That being said, I think my next steps are pretty clear. You might not believe me now, but once I find out who the partner is, I’ll have undeniable evidence that Choerry is a vampire.

Laugh while you can, folks. I think this case is finally coming to a close.

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Anonymous
wtf

Anonymous
is it just me or are we entering fanfiction territory?

Anonymous
Had a great time with this. 10/10 would brush my teeth while reading this again

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Source: YouTube
Retrieved: 2022-07-16

[예능연구소] ITZY CHAERYEONG - SNEAKERS(있지 채령 - 스니커즈) FanCam | Show! MusicCore | MBC220716방송

Posted by: @MBCkpop
520K views | #MBCKPOP #ITZY #SNEAKERS

773 Comments

@sbb-ks30as9 3 hours ago
CHECKMATE CHAERYEONG ERA

@k.yee7103 2 hours ago
always supporting itzy!! chaeryeong fighting!!!!

@chch_allday 73 minutes ago
what is that thing on her neck lol

 


 

Source: Imgur
Retrieved: 2022-07-20

Weekly Idol Episode 571 (220720) - ITZY Self Profiles [ENG]

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[ALT TEXT: A photo of the Weekly Idol profile sheet filled out by Chaeryeong. The text is as follows:

Name: Lee Chaeryeong

Nickname: Chaeryeongie, Chaer

Personality: Looks strict, actually easygoing

Habit: Talking to myself

Hobby: Going for night walks, finding new spots

Specialty: Plank

Strength: Can endure a lot

Weakness: Hard time saying no

TMI: Overslept my alarm every day this week

Recent Interests: Spinach, watching fancams, comparing madecassol brands

Another Member’s Trait I Admire: Ryujin’s independence]

 


 

Source: Twitter
Retrieved: 2022-07-31

tama🌸
@yejisu_verse

my friend works as a cleaner at travelodge dongdaemun and she said she saw chaeryeong and loona choerry sharing a room and sleeping in the same bed…

9:04 PM.Jul 31, 2022.3.4K Views
139 Retweets 244 Quotes 157 Likes 82 Bookmarks

momo in a suit @yaHa0123952m
pics or it didn’t happen

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and let me guess, your uncle works at nintendo

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Op, do you know what a sleepover is?

 


 

Source: Eps-Ilon Boards
Retrieved: 2022-08-05

I’VE CONNECTED THE DOTS.
By: s1euth

You all thought I was crazy.

You all laughed at me, ridiculed me, brushed your teeth to the tune of my serious scientific inquiry.

But just like Van Gogh was eventually beloved, just like Galileo was eventually proven right, I’m here to collect my check and tell the world, once and for all: I KNEW IT.

Let me direct your attention to this semi-viral tweet. To sum up, Choerry was spotted in bed with none other than Chaeryeong of ITZY. Now, a ton of people are skeptical that this even happened, and the few that believe it are convinced they’re either in a romantic relationship or *really good friends* (eye roll), but I know better. I know exactly what’s going on.

Chaeryeong is Choerry’s feeding partner. Chaeryeong is letting Choerry feed from her. THAT’S where Choerry is getting her blood.

IT’S. SO. DAMN. SIMPLE.

I can’t believe it was right under my nose this whole time. Once I started looking into Chaeryeong’s activity and not just Choerry’s, it all started coming together.

The weird marks on Chaeryeong’s neck in her recent fancams? Vampire bites. The way she avoided mentioning Choerry while talking about the rest of LOONA? Overcorrecting to keep their arrangement under wraps. The dating rumor from the beginning of this year? Obviously Choerry and Chaeryeong meeting up in different hotels, just like the one they were found in by the friend of the author of the tweet.

So THERE. Undeniable evidence that Choerry is a vampire, Chaeryeong is her blood source, and I was right and always have been.

And of course, I know this still won’t be enough for some of you. You’ll still argue with me, saying I’m wasting my time or that vampires aren’t even real, and all I have to say is this: believe what you want. I know from experience that I can’t stop you.

But when Korean news outlets catch on and the headlines start coming out in a few months’ time, just be glad you heard it here first.

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Source: Eps-Ilon Boards
Retrieved: 2022-09-17

Wild thought but…
By: s2euth

…anyone ever think ITZY’s Ryujin kind of looks like a werewolf?

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Anonymous
not this shit again

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