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Bat-Man
Attention, everyone. We are, at the moment, a No Man’s Land. I am working to fix it, but it might take a couple days. Do not panic.
Gothamite#366: @Bat-Man Why would we panic? I mean, this happens like every other week. The only reason I might be panicking is because I’m not sure where my gas mask is. Now, I need to go find it!
HarleyQuinn: Oh yeah! If ya can’t find it, me and Ive have a couple ta spare, since it doesn’t work for us and we’ve gotten a couple just for looksies. We don’t mind given’em away!
Poison Ivy: Yes. We have quite a few. My daffodil is willing to give them out on the roof of WE once we get there. It will take about ten minutes.
Gothamite#705: @HarleyQuinn Oh! I need to go grab one too!
Gothamite#28
You know, I’ve never asked this. Usually cause I forget right after No Man’s Land ends. But how come during No Man's Land, even the ones where water is cut off, the internet never is?
Oracle: @Gothamite#28 I can answer that! It’s me. I’m tasked with keeping the internet and all of the things and machines that are connected to it up and running in case anyone needs to use it. Bats or Birds or Rogue or Citizen.
Nightwing: @Gothamite#28 And she does an amazing job! It’s never gone out before during these right? That’s all her!
Oracle: @Nightwing Well, it is a lot of work, but you act like you’re not fighting with B to stop the entire thing. I mean, I’m not going to deny I’m amazing, but you’re underselling yourself, Ni.
Nightwing: @Oracle Pfft— I think you’re cool and I might be cool. And that’s true.
Gothamite#72
Hey? Anybody near the Narrows, and has some food? My asshole ex sabotaged by supplies, sometime this week I think.
HarleyQuinn: Got the stuff for that. An’ if you want I can kick that asshole where tha son don’t shine. If you want ;)
Gothamite#72: @HarleyQuinn Thank you! And… maybe. We’ll talk when we meet?
Red Robin
Anyone heard from the Rogues? Not from Harley or Ivy, but the others… We haven’t heard from them. I’m not sure what they’re doing, but I would be careful.
Joker: Oh, don’t worry! I’m just messing around! It’s not even worth calling it mutilation. It’s mostly just like… giggle worthy! And well, the Underworld is still on the go with Ozzie and with all this I bet Eddie’s helping him too!
Red Robin: @Joker Oh. Ah. Thanks, Joker. I guess… Wow that’s weird.
Joker: @Red Robin Haha—
Bat-Man
Alright. The No Man’s Land is officially over. The water and food should be flowing again soon.
Gothamite@403: Oh I’m glad! I was getting close to running out of water there for a minute!
Joker: @Bat-Man Back to our fights then, darling?
Riddler: Finally, I was not sure I could stand another meeting with those violent idiots. Oswald must have the patience of a god to deal with them. I need a date night now.
HarleyQuinn: @Riddler Sorry ya had a bad time, Eddie! I wish ya coulda helped us! We’d have had so much fun tagether!
Robin: I also had quite a good time. Something about No Man’s Land is quite… centering.
RedHood: @Robin You might have something wrong with you, Baby Bird.
Robin: @RedHood Be quiet, Second Robin.
RedHood: @Robin Oh, well, Wing was right. You can be adorable.