[Podfic] Contracts with a Side of Pancakes by aSongstress1422

by TrillbySkinner

Summary:

“Oh. MY. GOD!”
“What?” Hermoine demanded.
“It’s Malfoy, isn’t it? How could I have not seen it. Damion with a ‘D’, good hair, pending--” Lavender snatched up the paper, pointing aggressively at the headline, “finalized divorce; it’s all there!”
~*~*~
When a little white lie leads to Draco Malfoy showing up stating they should go along with the rumors of them dating and presenting her with a contract, Hermione is shocked at how quickly things get out of hand. When she learns that there is a little boy caught in the middle of it, she can't refuse.

Fake dating at its best with snarky banter, overly invested friends, an adorable baby, and all the tooth rotting emotions you can('t) handle!

Notes:

• For asongstress1422.
• Inspired by Contracts with a Side of Pancakes by asongstress1422

this is an audio recording of a WIP.

Chapter 1: Streaming and Downloads

 

Fic: Contracts with a Side of Pancakes by asongstress1422

Narrator: TrillbySkinner

Cover Artist: TrillbySkinner

Ship: Draco Malfoy / Hermione Granger

Warnings: Mature Language throughout, intimate scenes are fade to black.

Reader's Notes: as of 12/31/2025, all formats are up to date with the written work.

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