shizade
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The Quest for the Fart Eating Frog of Cardiff by FanFixation (SequesteredAudio), karma_cookie, Lispodfics, meems_toanend, Pensieve_Podfics, shizade for MandGReadings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2025
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Gilderoy Lockhart is on a quest for glory and fame - as per usual
A gift for M+G: a lover of all thing's farts, crack fics, absurdity, and eloquent prose
written by shizade
narrated by karmacookie
sound effect editing by iggygiraffe
cover art by lispodfics
quality control and sound effects by tofuraven
hag narration and sound effects by meems_toanend
sound effects by pensievepodics
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[Podfic] WHO IS EDDIE MUNSON FUCKING by beetlesandstars by FanFixation (SequesteredAudio), iggygiraffe, mangotart_reads, meems_toanend, Pensieve_Podfics, shizade, tofuraven
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 Nov 2025
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eddie: oh god
oh no god please no
FUCK
FUCK FCUK FUCK FCK FUCK
NOBODY LOOK NOBODY SCROLL UP
PLEASEnancy: did you actually just sext the fucking group chat
eddie: so. like
Or, Eddie accidentally sends a sext to the group chat. Chaos ensues.
Podfic of WHO IS EDDIE MUNSON FUCKING by beetlesandstars.
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[Podfic] Out Dancing by PeaceLilies by FanFixation (SequesteredAudio), iggygiraffe, meems_toanend, PandaPatronus, Pensieve_Podfics, shizade for Lispodfics
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2025
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Shane and Ilya go out to a club in NYC with their friends
Podfic of Out Dancing by PeaceLilies.
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Lust at Lupercalia by ANovelIdea13, Mermaidflete, shizade, teetorini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jan 2025
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Hermione Granger has never been a fan of Valentine's Day, and she certainly isn’t looking forward to Theo’s extravagant celebration, no matter what name he gives it. But when she’s unexpectedly locked in a Potioneering Lab with Draco Malfoy, she finds herself facing a more pressing dilemma: two phials of a mysterious potion with instructions to drink together.
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Hermione Granger and her Masked Man [fic and podfic] by iggygiraffe, shizade for PaperCranePodfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2024
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Hermione's co-worker is driving her mad with his lack of discipline and poor taste in tea. Almost as mad as her fantasies about the alluring but anonymous lead singer of the band the Putrid Pills, Scream Boy. The only solution is getting drunk and going to a show.
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A Court of Ribbons and Shadows by TheIndomitableSmartass
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
30 Aug 2023
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Gwyneth Berdara is furious. She fights invisible terrors day and night. The walls closing in; the anger suffocating. With Emerie and Nesta at her side, she's stronger than ever. But true threats are looming on the horizon, and Gwyn must decide: to fight for a callous world; or to protect her new family.
Perhaps the Valkyries should let it all burn.Azriel is moldable silence. The strengths he's played to all his life are becoming burdens. If he could, Az would simply fade into his shadows forever. But his shadows are becoming more sentient - more alive. Like something new is calling to them.
A thing of secret, lovely beauty.Series
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Bookmarked by shizade
09 Sep 2025
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There is a universe wherein Draco Malfoy chases after Hermione Granger following their fleeting tryst on the beach. He grabs her face, and kisses her again - hard. They spend the rest of that night, and many more together.
This isn't that universe. In this one, he lets her leave. And then, he disappears.
When he returns, Hermione realizes that there is something. . . alien about him.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top Underrated Fic*
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Bookmarked by shizade
18 Feb 2025
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[Podfic] Devotion by Podfics by Juuls (Juulna) for Perry_Downing
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
03 Dec 2020
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Fic summary: "Kylo knows that Rey enjoys him. Enjoys how he can make her body sing, how he tends to her. After a lifetime of desperately trying to survive, she responds eagerly to every new delight he can find for her. She enthusiastically shares her body with him and he tries to tell himself it’s enough.
Sometimes he’s weak, in the small hours of the night, when she’s sated and allows him to hold her.
I love you, I love you, I love you."
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Bookmarked by shizade
08 Feb 2025
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“What were you thinking… the first time I kissed you?”
“You mean when you assaulted me?”
Olive pinched his stomach and he yelped. “Once again, I did ask for consent.”
He laughed. “And once again, a snort is not a suitable substitute for the word ‘yes.’ I’m still working on my Title IX complaint…”
“Are you now?” She went to pinch him again but he grabbed her hand and kissed it.
“Mmhmm,” Adam murmured against her palm, “it has a table of contents.” He kissed her wrist, his lips moving slowly up her arm. “Physical assault,” kiss, “verbal abuse,” kiss, “excessive personal contact,” kiss, “substance abuse—”
“Whoa. Substance abuse?”
He nodded solemnly. “Sub-Section: Pumpkin Spice.”
Picking up right where Chapter 22 left off, we find out what happened after Olive finally tells Adam she loves him.
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08 Feb 2025
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Ever wanted to know what might've been going on in Adam's head during The Love Hypothesis? This fic follows the entire story, chapter by chapter, and it's told from Adam's POV.
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- Part 1 of The Love Hypothesis Saga
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Bookmarked by shizade
08 Feb 2025