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The Chimera ant royal guard Pitou was canonically dead. That didn't stop her from finding a weird door that had a sign on it.
THIS WAY TO TUBI STATION.
"What is this?" Pitou's ghost asked. She opened up the door and went in to find herself in a trainstation. Think uh, the commons area in wreck it ralph, or the portal trees from nightmare before Christmas. Well, Pitou didn't have these comparisons to compare the train station to, so she went over to the train deck and learned that she was no longer a ghost.
She went on to a train that said it was going to a place called Roku Station, and she was freaking curious like a cat (hey, curiosity kills the cat, right??) and she wanted to know what it was.
The train was cool, and when she stopped, and got off the train and saw an even bigger station, she was shocked.
"Nyaruhodo. This is Roku Station?"
"Yes," a worker said.
So, Pitou went on another train which went to the grand final boss of train stations. This one would travel through the HDMI cable which connected the roku stick to the TV. This metaphysical train went to the Grand TV Central Station.
Of course, she went on another train and was impressed when she got off.
The owner of the Nintendo Switch had moved out, so the characters left their games and went into the Nintedo Switch Central. Mipha, the late Zora Champion, was no exception. She, too was making her way to the Grand TV Central Station.
But, some crazy shit started to happen.
As Pitou stepped off the train, her ears tiwchted, and she used her en, and saw an among us dude running from one of the platforms into the main commons, and he was red.
"What is that thing?" Pitou ran over to attack the sussy baka, but he pulled out a knife and said "show me rock jan ken!" and he stabbed her in the back. so she started bleeding out leaving a pool of blue blood on the flor.
the sussy baka looked back before running back to his platform, but then, Mipha ran out in a panic, holding her trident.
"You! Sussy baka! Please, get back in the switch!"
"a m o g u s" he said in response, and datred to the other direction, and jumped into a vent. he was gone, for now.
"Oh no, I have failed..." Mipha sighed. "I promised the others that I'd catch him and he got away..."
Then, she noticed the chimera ant (mipha didn't know what a chimera ant was, or who pitou was) lying unconscious on the ground in a pool of blood. "Oh my. He must've attacked her. My priority was to catch the sussy baaka because he was an imposter, but he stabbed this girl. I will have to let Daruk now that the imposter is still on the loose, so he can catch him before anyone else gets hurt." Mipha texted daruk and went over to pitou and picked her up to bring her to a place on the commonest that was less in the way.
Mipha didn't really feel uncomfortable with stripping this mysterious stranger of her jacket to heal the 21 stab wounds in her back. Did she have consent? No. She did not, but it was for a good cause, right?
the Zora Princess quickly washed her hands and got things set up to sanatize the wounds.
This was strange, Mipha thought. The stranger's anatomy was... strange. She appeared animalistic in nature, but that didn't really matter. She decided to move her to a private cubicle within the commons where they could have some privacy, and set up a comfortable and sanatry surface to do her work. She carefully removed her patient's jacket and rotated her onto her belly so that she could heal her back. All in hope that she wuldn't disturb her.
A blue aura formed around her hands as she started to heal the cat-like visitor, and the stab woudns began to close. Witin 5 minutes, pitou was completely healed, so Mipha put the now miracoulsy clean jacket back on and claned up the workstation, before she carried the chimera ant out of the room and brought her to a lounge.
Pitou's tail moved and she got up.
"Nya?" she said, really confused. Then, she saw Mipha. "Who are you?"
"I am Mipha," Mipha said. "I am the Princess and Champion of the Zora, from Hyrule. And you?"
"I am Nefropitou, Chimera ant royal guard from the NGL." Pitou said.
"NIce to meet you, Miss Nefropitou. I've never heard of chimera ants before..."
So, then, Pitou explained to Mipha that chimera ants are top of the food chain creatures, feared by many. And she was a royal guard to their king.
"Ah, thanks for explaining." Mipha nodded.
"What happened?"
"I promised my friends that I would catch a loose advasary, which must've been the sussy baka that attacked you. I'm a healer, and I will always heal someone in need."
Pitou nodded and said nyaruhodo again.
"But, why would you want to help me? I used to kill and torture people in my world for fun." she asked.
"Well, I did not know that when I found you. I couldn't just walk by and leave you there. You said used to, so does that mean you..." Mipha was at a loss for words.
"I'm canonically dead. I killed someone when I was less than a day old, and his friend got very pissed off and brutally beat me to death, right when I was making a change for the better. At least it was me who he slaughered and not the king." pitou explained.
"That sounds harsh. I'm really sorry about that. We cant change what happened in canon in our worlds, can we?" mipha responded.
Pitou waved her tail and nodded. "are you canonically dead too?"
"Sadly, yes. I vowed to protect my world from a calamity ganon, apowerful beast of pure hatred, but on teh day of one of my dear friend- Princess Zelda's- 17th birthday, me and the other three Champions were ambushed and brutally murdered by hitmen sent out by ganon. We all died scared, alone, and unfuffuiled. And I... well, never mind." the princess's tone darkned.
"I see. my brothers pouf and youpi died on the same day that i did. they died from radiation poisoning when they went to save meruem, our beloved king. sadly, he also died from radiation poisoning because some ok boomer guy did a bunch of karate meditation guru shit and blew him up. At least he died with a dear friend as they played their favourite board game together."
after a bit of discussion, Mipha and Pitou learned that both of them are:
a.) they are non-human humonid characters
b.) they died on the same day as all their friends.
c.) they were murdered
d.) they died alone (save the mfs that killed them)
e.) they both directly sirved a king
f.) they are both canonically dead
"It's been a pleasure speaking to you, Pitou," Mipha said. "I must catch that sussy baaka."
"I will use my nen to detect him." pitou turned on her en and emmited a weird ass tentical looking red aura and immediately found the sussy baka.
mipha was frozen in amazement. "Wow! What's that? It feels really ominous."
"nen." pitou said.
"what is nen" mipha asked
"nen" pitou said.
"but what is it?"
"it's complicated." Pitou took out her phone and pulled up a website."Here, read this."
"ok." Mipha took Pitou's phone and read the article explaining nen and she nodded. "I see."
then, Mipha and Pitou went over to where the sussy baka was, and before they could do anything, he came up and said:
"hey, it's that catgirl from before. i thought i stabbed you."
"I healed her. This stops now!" Mipha exclaimed. She was about to lunge in with her trident, but the sussy baka struck back.
"pussys and fish~ a m o g u s! " he stabbed mipha in the front 30 times, one time to represent each past victim. "I've oofed 30 losers, I'm gonna win!"
Pitou slashed the sussy baka with her claws, and chopped him in half, although she didn't know if Mipha wanted it dead or not. Regardless, the sussy baka was dead now.
Then, pitou took mipha to the lounge and summoned her nen ability, Dr Blythe, which healed Mipha from her 30 stab wounds.
Of course, there was no need to strip Mipha of her clothes, since the princess didn't wear clothes. It had taken Pitou around an hour or so to heal Komugi, but her nen was more effecent now, and healed Mipha in 30 minuites.
Pitou had to use al her nen to do dr blythe,, but there wants really any threats now that the susy baka was dead, and after the surgery was done, mmipha woke up.
"did you heal me? thank you;)"
So, now, Mipha and Pitou had healed eac other, and pitou was ging to teach mipha nen.
they went to the court yard, and pitou put a leaf in a cup.
"put your hands outside the cup and focus your arua to find out your nen type." pitou said. "there are 6 nen types and depending on what happens, that will tell you your nen type"
"what are the nen types? What is your's?"
"The nen types are enchanter, emitter, conjurer, manuiplator, transmitter, and specialist, and im a specialist."
so mipha did it, and some crazy ass shit happened. the water began to change colour to a sky blue, and it sparkled and started to glow and it got luke warm. and the leaf became a cherry blossom flower.
"What does this mean?" she asked.
"you are a specialist too." pitou said.
"cool" mipha said
"yes" pitou said
that was another few things to add to the list.
they were both specialists and had a form of healing powers.
the topic came to it,a nd Mipha asked what happened to the among us, and Pitou said "nya i killed the bastard."
"Yay!" mipha smiled.
and that was the, for now
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