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LOV + Aizu chat:
Aizu: I am very proud of all of you!
HandFetish: Stfu
Aizu: I didn't do anything-
Mamagiri: My apologies, he is drunk
Aizu: I heard about that
Aizu: Brilliant idea
Mamagiri: Thank you
BloodBaby: I missed you!
Aizu: I'm sorryyyyy
BloodBaby: I wanted to give you a hug-
Aizu: I would have absolutely
Aizu: loved a hug and I hate that
Aizu: I wasn't there for hugs
BloodBaby: :(
Aizu: I know-
Aizu: I'm sorry-
BloodBaby: I'll forgive you since
BloodBaby: you got me a new toy
Aizu: He's not dead yet?
HandFetish: Nop
Aizu: And the horrid drunk texting begins
Crispy: Someone take his phone
Mamagiri: ...
Mamagiri: No need
Aizu: ...Did-
Aizu: Did he dust his phone?-
Mamagiri: That would be correct
BloodBaby: Again?
Crispy: That's like the third
Crispy: phone this month
Aizu: Skissue
Mamagiri: ...a bit
Crispy: Damn even he agrees
Aizu: Tragic
BloodBaby: Copium!
BloodBaby: Did I do that right?
Aizu: Yes you did!
Aizu: Great job!
BloodBaby: Yay!~
...
Spinner: Why is Shigaraki
Spinner: sobbing, on the floor,
Spinner: drunk, and huddled
Spinner: around a pile of dust
Crispy: It's his phone
Mamagiri: He still hasn't
Mamagiri: sobered up
BloodBaby: I saw Kurogiri give
BloodBaby: him the strong alcohol!
Mamagiri: I did indeed
Aizu: Top tier man baby
Aizu: suppressant
Spinner: ...
Spinner: So you're the hacker
Aizu: ... :)
Crispy: Fuck-
BloodBaby: This will be fun
Spinner's name has been changed to Off-brandNinjaTurtle.
Aizu: Yes I am the hacker
BloodBaby: I love it!
Crispy: ...I like my name better now
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Broski wtf-
Aizu: Problem?
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: I do not follow
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Stain's will to be called
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: an off-brand ninja turtle
Aizu: That sounds like a shit ton of
Aizu: not my problem
BloodBaby: Sassy Aizu is best Aizu!
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: You're a headache
Aizu: And you're an overgrown lizard
Crispy: This is entertaining
BloodBaby: Very!
BloodBaby: But what about Compress?
Aizu: I can do him too
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Yes.
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: I won't suffer alone
Aizu: :)
Compress' name has been changed to MagicManGoneWrong.
MagicManGoneWrong: I'm offended
Aizu: And I don't care-
Aizu: Your friends are the ones
Aizu: that encouraged it
MagicManGoneWrong: That is why I am offended.
MagicManGoneWrong: I was expecting it to be an
MagicManGoneWrong: odd nickname when I saw
MagicManGoneWrong: Spinner's nickname
Aizu: Valid
Aizu: Glad I'm not under fire
MagicManGoneWrong: I have learned to not
MagicManGoneWrong: poke the bear
Aizu: Understandable have a nice day
MagicManGoneWrong: I will once I get headphones
Aizu: What?-
Crispy: Toga is with Overhaul
Aizu: Funsies!
Crispy: You are one twisted fuck
Aizu: Really? I didn't notice
Crispy: Sassy mf
Aizu: Are you actually complaining though?
Crispy: ...
Crispy: Fuck off
MagicManGoneWrong: You are quite the oddity
Aizu: Hah?-
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: He means you're fuckin weird
Aizu: No shit sherlock
Aizu: but, why?
MagicManGoneWrong: You interact with us with such
MagicManGoneWrong: ease and without fear
Aizu: Shits not that hard-
Aizu: At the end of the day
Aizu: y'all are just a bunch of
Aizu: traumatized fuck-nuggets
Aizu: that could use a hug and
Aizu: a lot of therapy
MagicManGoneWrong: Odd phrasing
MagicManGoneWrong: but not incorrect
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Why are you yelling-
Crispy: ...
Crispy: Lower your fuckin voice
Aizu: Fuckin make me
Crispy: I'll fry your ass
Aizu: I'll shove a W.A.S.P. knife in your ass cheek
BloodBaby: Oh dear-
Crispy: What is that?-
Aizu: Go look it up!~
Mamagiri: I do not believe that I
Mamagiri: require therapy or a hug
Aizu: Oh bless your heart you
Aizu: sweet summer child
Mamagiri: I-
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Nope, not another word
MagicManGoneWrong: It's better to not ask
Mamagiri: Noted
Crispy: ...
Crispy: I'm not getting anywhere near you
Aizu: :)
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: This shit is why I stay off my phone
MagicManGoneWrong: But I admit that it's entertaining
Aizu: It only gets worse from here
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Oh fun
MagicManGoneWrong: I look forward to it
UAStaff + Others:
[Aizu has sent screenshots.]
SharpShooter: Greatly appreciated
BobTheBuilder: Aight, I admit, it's funny
BIRBY: Spinner was adamantly
BIRBY: not having it
Aizu: Compress was pretty chill
MomNight: Compress seems to be a
MomNight: chill guy in a calm atmosphere
Aizu: That is true
BroccoliBrother: Y/N!
Aizu: IZU!
Aizu: MY PERFECT GOD BROTHER!
Aizu: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!
BroccoliBrother: Thank you!
BroccoliBrother: I'll be going to sleep again soon
UAQueen: Yes you will
BIRBY: Better listen to the lady
Aizu: Always listen to the queen
BroccoliBrother: But I saw that you got a
BroccoliBrother: new pet lizard and I wanted
BroccoliBrother: say congrats!
SharpShooter: Did he just refer to Spinner,
SharpShooter: a person, as a pet lizard
GoodFood: Indeed he did
BobTheBuilder: I can't tell if I hate it here
BobTheBuilder: or love it here
Aizu: .... Izu my lovely brother
BroccoliBrother: Yes?
Aizu: You are top tier immaculate
Aizu: I did get a new pet
Aizu: I gave him a weird name and it's
Aizu: fun to watch him get all worked up
Aizu: and sassy about things I do
SharpShooter: And of course the Terror
SharpShooter: goes along with it
MomNight: You know they feed each
MomNight: other's chaotic energy
BIRBY: I'm living for it
GoodFood: Of course you are
BIRBY: I-
BroccoliBrother: Sounds entertaining!
Aizu: It very much is
BroccoliBrother: I gotta go back to sleep
BroccoliBrother: so Ms. Recovery girl can
BroccoliBrother: finish healing me later
Aizu: Rest well!
Aizu: I am extremely proud of you!
Aizu: You did a great job!
BroccoliBrother: Thank you!
BroccoliBrother: Ttyl!
Aizu: Ttyl!
BIRBY: Hey Y/n?
Aizu: What's up my birdy buddy?
BIRBY: kjsgbkshg
BIRBY: My heart is whole
MomNight: That was kinda cute-
BIRBY: But anywhore-
BIRBY: Feel free to send any more
BIRBY: screenshots about your new
BIRBY: pet lizard, it'd be funny
Aizu: Duly noted