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UA Staff & Others:
Vlampire: It's been too quiet
Dadzawa: And you would jinx this, why?
Vlampire: Sorry-
SharpShooter: The demon is only summoned
SharpShooter: when you ask for them
Therapist: I spoke to them a few hours ago
Therapist: they were doing fine last I heard
BIRBY: Mhm
GoodFood: And this is where the problem starts
Therapist: Do you think different, Hawks?
BIRBY: Yes I mf do
BroccoliBrother: ^
DadMic: Oh dear-
Therapist: Pup.
Aizu: I aint do shit-
Aizu: Whoever said I did do shit
Aizu: is a fuckin liar
DadMic: Woah kiddo
SharpShooter: Nope I'm watchin my tone
BobTheBuilder: da na na
SharpShooter: I ain't talkin back, no
BobTheBuilder: Why?
SharpShooter: Cause I'ma get thrown
BobTheBuilder: da na na
AllMight: What?
SharpShooter: Cultured things
BobTheBuilder: You wouldn't understand
AllMight: I-
BroccoliBrother: Take the L
AllMight: The L?
Aizu: Oh dear gods this is painful
Aizu: to watch
Dadzawa: ^
Vlampire: Aizawa?
DadMic: I've cultured him
Aizu: 10/10 we love you for that
DadMic: Thanks kiddo
BIRBY: First birdy buddy is going off their rocker
BIRBY: Now Eraserhead is cultured?
BroccoliBrother: Kill me now
Therapist: How is pup off their rocker?
Aizu: Oop-
Aizu: Gotta blast-
Dadzawa: No.
Aizu: Tragic
BIRBY: They are wired off caffeine
Aizu: Happy bean juice make the happy chemicals
Therapist: No, you're depressed and it just brings
Therapist: you up to normal levels
Aizu: Goddamn
Aizu: Pop off ig
BIRBY: And it makes for some wild conversations
Vlampire: Oh this is gonna be interesting
Aizu: It's not that bad
BroccoliBrother: I said I didn't like Elmo and you said?
Aizu: Did Elmo touch you in weird ways?
Aizu: Should I call someone?
Vlampire: I regret waking up today
SharpShooter: I should have never opened this chat
BobTheBuilder: Turn it off and back on again,
BobTheBuilder: maybe it'll go away
Aizu: Well shiiit
Aizu: Guess I'll go die or something
Aizu: Ik when a bitch ain't wanted
MomNight: Don't die
Aizu: Drugs?
DadMic: Don't do drugs
Aizu: More coffee?
MomNight: Trick question, you're Sho's kid
MomNight: You'll never stop drinking coffee
Aizu: This is true
Aizu: Lol notice how Dadzawa said
Aizu: nothing on not dying
MomNight: Bc he doesn't want to be alive either
Dadzawa: Stfu
DadMic: She's not wrong
BIRBY: Mood
BroccoliBrother: Mood
BobTheBuilder: Mood
SharpShooter: What?-
BobTheBuilder: Mei
SharpShooter: Understandable have a nice day
Aizu: Damn we can all go hop in front of
Aizu: a semi truck and take a family trip
Aizu: to the afterlife
BIRBY: Would that classify as a road trip?
Aizu: I'm on the highway to hell
BroccoliBrother: That's one way to repave the road
Aizu: Bouta make this bitch colorful!
Dadzawa: Red is only one more color
Aizu: Bold of you to assume I wont eat copious
Aizu: amounts of colorful chalk beforehand
Vlampire: You got some wires crossed upstairs,
Vlampire: don't you?
Aizu: You run around the city in spandex
Aizu: slinging your blood everywhere
Aizu: and you want to judge me?
Vlampire: I-
Aizu: Vlad King my ass
Aizu: King of blood-borne diseases more like
BobTheBuilder: Damn
SharpShooter: Shots fired
GoodFood: Seriously?
Aizu: Well, y'all are in a school
BIRBY: BIRDY BUDDY
BroccoliBrother: WRONG WORLD
Aizu: Oh shit-
Aizu: My bad
BobTheBuilder: Dear gods-
Aizu: I'm just a skill issue y'all
Aizu: It's all good
BroccoliBrother: The skill issue is that-
BIRBY: -caffeine makes your filter go away
Aizu: Aye don't do that creepy twin shit
Aizu: Weirdos
BobTheBuilder: They're the weirdos?
Aizu: I don't think the caveman with the
Aizu: Halloween looking helmet has room to talk
BobTheBuilder: I-
BobTheBuilder: I'm going to dig under you
BobTheBuilder: and drop you in a hole
Aizu: I will curb stomp your ass so hard
Aizu: I wear you like a shoe.
SharpShooter: Quit while you're still human
SharpShooter: and not a shoe
BobTheBuilder:... you win this time
Aizu: I win every time
Aizu: I'm just built different
BroccoliBrother: Built with mental illness
Aizu: Sometimes I regret making you chaotic
Aizu: so you can run your mouth
BIRBY: Only because it's aimed at you
Aizu: Yes.
Aizu: Quit that shit.
AllMight: Now now-
Aizu: You are like the great value clown at
Aizu: the party that all the kids are scared of
Aizu: just because the parents couldn't afford a
Aizu: better one
AllMight: I-
Therapist: You honestly should have
Therapist: seen that one coming
AllMight: I know-
Aizu: Olderlies have a delayed reaction to things
Aizu: Yk, with that whole one foot in the grave thing
UAQueen: He is younger than me
Aizu: You are healthy
Aizu: He's an idiot
Aizu: It cancels out age
UAQueen: That is correct
Vlampire: Damn
BIRBY: The queen strikes once more
GoodFood: Ate and left no crumbs
Aizu: ...
Aizu: brb killing myself
Dadzawa: No-
BIRBY: I'ma just quit flying now
DadMic: No-
BroccoliBrother: Gonna go full throttle my quirk rq
UAQueen: No-
GoodFood: Don't worry I hate myself
GoodFood: for that too
SharpShooter: The shit we do for the aesthetic
BobTheBuilder: ^
Therapist: All of you are beyond repair
Aizu: It took you this long to figure that out?
Therapist: I was in denial
BroccoliBrother: Congratulations on your realization!
Therapist: I'm going to the liquor store.
RatGod: Please stop turning Hound into an alcoholic
UAQueen: ^
Therapist: Nezu
RatGod: Yes?
Therapist: Respectfully, you're also a reason for this
RatGod: Interesting
SharpShooter: Of course he finds that interesting
RatGod: It is
SharpShooter: Yes sir.
Aizu: lmao you're playing with fire
SharpShooter: :')
Dadzawa: Replace the alcohol from the lounge
Therapist: Will do
Aizu: Drink some for me!
Therapist: I'm drinking because of you
Aizu: Sounds like a hell of a skill issue
BIRBY: Well damn-
BIRBY: Oh hey! I can see Hound walking!
Therapist: I better not see you until
Therapist: your next appointment
BIRBY: Ouch-
BroccoliBrother: HAH-
Therapist: You either.
BroccoliBrother: Oh-
Aizu: Emotional Damage
BroccoliBrother: Kacchan's here?
BIRBY: BAHAHAHAHA
Aizu: Goddamn-