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UA Staff & others:
Aizu: Y'all
Aizu: Don't disappoint me
Vlampire: What?
Therapist: It would just be karma, pup
Aizu: Rude.
BIRBY: How are we not disappointing you?
Aizu: Is Pluto a planet?
Dadzawa: Yes
SharpShooter: Yes
BobTheBuilder: Yes
BIRBY: Yes
BroccoliBrother: Yes
GoodFood: Yes
Therapist: Yes
MomNight: Yes
DadMic: Yes
UAQueen: Yes
Vlampire: I-
Aizu: Well?
Vlampire: Pluto isn't a planet
Therapist: Here we go-
Aizu: YES IT IS
Vlampire: It could fit inside Russia!
Aizu: OHANA MEANS FAMILY
BroccoliBrother: FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND
BIRBY: OR FORGOTTEN
Vlampire: It's a hunk of matter floating in space!
Aizu: It is in our neighborhood and we love it
BIRBY: Ignoring your neighbors isn't nice
BroccoliBrother: Yeah! Care for the people in your neighborhood!
Vlampire: It's a solar system!
Aizu: It's our cosmic neighborhood
BRIBY: Respect the planets
BroccoliBrother: Don't gate keep just cause it's small
Vlampire: Midoriya is this because you're short
BroccoliBrother: Short enough to have a clear shot
BroccoliBrother: and make sure you don't reproduce ^. ^
Aizu: HAH
BIRBY: DAMN-
SharpShooter: Never piss off short people
AllMight: ^
GoodFood: Speaking from experience?
BobTheBuilder: Yes he is
UAQueen: Yes he is
BroccoliBrother: The only one that doesn't fear short people rage is Y/N
SharpShooter: How do you not fear that wrath?
Aizu: :)
BobTheBuilder: Oh boy-
Aizu: I don't care what your height is
Aizu: I will always go lower