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UA Staff & Others:
BroccoliBrother: I'm depressed
BIRBY: oh no-
MomNight: Oh sweetheart it'll be okay
Therapist: Would you like to talk about it?
DadMic: Our doors are always open to you
Dadzawa: I gave you chocolate
Vlampire: Someone help the child
SharpShooter: How
BobTheBuilder: Ask Hawks
BIRBY: I got this shit
BIRBY: IZU IS SAD
GoodFood: Oh boy
BrickBoi: Here we go again
GoodFood: Thought you only lurked?
BrickBoi: Too late, pebble gave me a name
BobTheBuilder: Oh look they're typing
Aizu: YOU TAKE THAT SAD BULLSHIT
Aizu: AND BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
BroccoliBrother: I-
DadMic: Kiddo-
MomNight: God child-
SharpShooter: Terror-
Vlampire: Hellion-
Therapist: This is not how you handle this-
Dadzawa: I'm curious on where this is going
Aizu: YOU JUST GONNA LET THE
Aizu: DEPRESSO BEAT YOUR ASS
Aizu: LIKE THAT??
BroccoliBrother: No-
Aizu: DAMN STRAIGHT
Aizu: NOW GET IT TOGETHER
Aizu: WHO ARE YOU
BroccoliBrother: Izuku Midoriya?
Aizu: BITCH I CAN'T HEAR YOU
BroccoliBrother: IZUKU MIDORIYA
Aizu: THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE
Aizu: IZUKU FUCKIN MIDORIYA
Aizu: AND AINT NO DEPRESSION
Aizu: GONNA BEAT YOU
BroccoliBrother: Thanks godsib
Aizu: ofc godsib
Aizu: You got this
BroccoliBrother: <3
Aizu: <3
Therapist: wth pup
Aizu: I said what I said
BrickBoi: Interesting tactics
Aizu: I do my best
Vlampire: I don't even know how to
Vlampire: describe what I just witnessed
Aizu: Magik
BIRBY: Aggressive positivity
Aizu: :D
BroccoliBrother: It worked, I feel better
DadMic: How-
BroccoliBrother: I'm Izuku Midoriya!
BroccoliBrother: I can get through anything
BroccoliBrother: as long as I remember who I am
Aizu: In the context of "I am not my issues"
BroccoliBrother: yeah that
Therapist: Odd tactic but decent results
Vlampire: The hellion never ceases
Vlampire: to confuse me
BIRBY: That's the magik of Aizu
Aizu: Ima bad bitch
BroccoliBrother: periodt
BIRBY: I could hear you click your nails to that
BroccoliBrother: ofc ofc
BrickBoi: Midoriya has fake nails?
Aizu: He lost a bet
BroccoliBrother: I look hot though