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The light of the fluttering day

Summary:

wooisyoung :

anyways, you doing something 2nite??

 

muhayunhoo :

mingi

 

fixedonthewall :

SHSKSBSLSNSL?????????€€!)##?@)@

 

wooisyoung :

wow ok.

I'll just leave this homo erotic situationship you guys have then

Notes:

HELLLOOOOO
did i ditch motherwort?? what??? me???? i wouldnt
srsly tho, i def wanted to try writing a chatfic,,, let me make a story who doesn't ask too much braincells (i dont have many left)
okay enjoy im actually so bad at this lmao ok bye
just to clarify; idk where the story is set in LMAO im thinking the US??
they're aged down but still legal okay we've established that it's pretty OBVIOUS
and we're starting w wooyoung, yunho and mingi 🫶🏾
ok bye fr now
(english is not my mother tongue so im sorry in advance for all the mistakes i can make in the progress 👎🏾)

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

muhayunhoo, wooisyoung, fixedonthewall

 

Mon. 15 Jan // 6:42 PM

 

muhayunhoo has added wooisyoung and fixedonthewall.

muhayunhoo has renamed the chat 'ಠ︵ಠ'.

 

muhayunhoo : 

ok i am no couple counselor so explain your situation now

 

wooisyoung : 

you kinda are rn

 

fixedonthewall : 

^ agreed

 

muhayunhoo : 

EXPLAIN

 

wooisyoung : 

sexual tension

 

fixedonthewall : 

hes harassing me

 

muhayunhoo : 

??!€(#(2)#!1)1)

 

muhayunhoo : 

WHAT

 

wooisyoung : 

no im kidding, hes avoiding me and idk why

 

fixedonthewall : 

BECAUSE u r being weird

 

wooisyoung :

im literally the same???

 

fixedonthewall : 

and I dont like that

 

wooisyoung : 

so nice of you, song mingi.

 

fixedonthewall : 

seriously ur making me mad and flustered like stop being so flirty w me.

 

muhayunhoo :

mingi that sounds-

 

wooisyoung :

aww mingi do you like me?

 

fixedonthewall :

I DON'T

.

i dont like you what is wrong with u.

 

wooisyoung : 

mhm ill believe that lie and move on yup 😌

 

fixedonthewall : 

SERIOUSLY I DONT

yun be my witness

if I liked u, yunho would know by now, he's my bsf

right????

 

muhayunhoo : 

ye i second that, sorry woo

 

wooisyoung : 

??!'!_(_!€!€)#

so defensive, even bringing in a WITNESS mingi that is SUSPICIOUS

 

muhayunhoo : 

so is it all settled ?

can yall make up ? i dont like seeing you two get so distant.......

 

wooisyoung : 

anything for you bby

sry mingi for making you feel that way even though i literally did nothing and you're just being a gay mess

 

fixedonthewall : 

it's aight

wAIT THE SHADE

 

wooisyoung :

LMFAOOAOO

anyways are we keeping this chat ?

kinda fun chatting w you both at the same time

and it'd be easier for plans and stuff

 

fixedonthewall :

🤓☝️

 

muhayunhoo :

🤓☝️

 

wooisyoung :

NDLDNSKSJZLAN

cant i communicate w you????

so mean.

 

muhayunhoo :

you love us like that

 

wooisyoung :

no I don't.

..yes I do.

 

fixedonthewall :

<3

 

wooisyoung :

anyways, you doing something 2nite??

 

muhayunhoo :

mingi

 

fixedonthewall :

SHSKSBSLSNSL?????????€€!)##?@)@

 

wooisyoung :

wow ok.

I'll just leave this homo erotic situationship you guys have then

 

muhayunhoo :

noo come back your so sexy haha

on a Thursday night though???

you have a lot of classes tmr

 

wooisyoung :

eh

who cares ?

ill just ditch

 

fixedonthewall :

fr ?

sry to be the bearer of bad news

but ur gpa definitely would need u to keep going to class. at least

 

wooisyoung :

...

I didn't ask to be scolded

oKaY DaD

let's at least go out for dinner ?

 

muhayunhoo :

yeah im down!

the place that just opened down the street?

 

wooisyoung :

oh yeahhhh

 

fixedonthewall :

oh i wanted to go there for awhile !!

 

muhayunhoo :

ok then!!

pick you up in 10

 

9:56 PM

 

wooisyoung :

damn mingi i didnt think youd DEVOUR that burger

not one crumb was left

 

muhayunhoo :

definitely speechless

couldn't believe my eyes

in fact, i just blinked and it was gone

 

fixedonthewall :

teehee (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

 

wooisyoung :

anyways

my wallet was in fact here

thx for paying for me lmao, next time it'll be my treat <3

 

muhayunhoo :

oh no, you don't have to

👀

 

fixedonthewall :

yea let us treat u for once

👀

 

wooisyoung :

u guys are so obvious i swear 😂

k bye, i actually have classes tmr

even if I dont want to get there

sleep well <3

 

muhayunhoo :

im gng too, good night my precious babies <3

 

fixedonthewall :

naur u guys are leaving me 💔

k night night <33

 

 

 

 

childhood bestiessss 😛😛😛

 

Sun. 28 Jan // 1:36 PM

 

wooisyoung :

you BITCH

Notes:

yahouuuu first chapter and alr a cliffhanger?? couldn't do that in my other fic-

yunwoogi, those three hold a special place in my heart soooo yup 😛
can YOU devour a whole ass burger in 5 minutes? i think i can----

Chapter 2: Flow, blow, what's the difference?

Notes:

risee and shineeeeeee
i noticed the previous chap doednt have a title JAKAJSISL
honestly we dont care that much
im still confused abt what would they learn at uni BC my european teenager high schooler ass cant comprehend the system soo idk whose majors and whose minors is who's
anyways enjoyuuuuyyyyyy

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

childhood bestiessss 😛😛😛

 

 

Sun. 28 Jan // 1:36 PM

 

 

 

wooisyoung :

you BITCH

you couldve told me u were in town

 

yeocansing :

🤣🤣🤣

how do u know anyways?

 

wooisyoung :

ur mom told me

also on the snap map-

 

yeocansing :

⁉️⁉️

u stalker

 

wooisyoung :

i missed u dawg, so happy you got accepted in this uni so you can be w mee <3

HEY

ok mayb ur right......

 

yeocansing :

lmaoooo

have anything to show me ? since im new and stuff

 

wooisyoung :

YES PLENTY

SEND ME UR ADDRESS ILL COME RIGHT AWAY

 

yeocansing :

address  link

 

wooisyoung :

TY MY STAR

IM COMING RIGHT NOW

 

 

As he promised, Wooyoung did arrive in a record time in front of his best friend's apartment. He had been way too excited to meet Yeosang he couldn't even stay still, balancing his body weight on the balls of his feet. He pressed the door bell while sending Yeosang a text ; 'im here you fiend'.

And when the door flew open, his eyes opened widely. This wasn't Yeosang. The guy- no, the DEITY standing right in front of him left his mouth dry. Body sculpted like a greek god, his muscles were clearly visible under his black t-shirt. His high cheekbones and slanted eyes accentuated his feline features. Goddamn Wooyoung wanted to hear this man purr right in his ear.

"You're not Yeosang... ah sorry, must've gotten to the wrong place." He didn't leave his gaze, taking back his phone, ready to dial his friend's number and scream at him how hot his neighbor was.

"No, no.. you're right. Yeosang's my roommate." The stranger still held on the handle, ready to close the door. "Uh... you wanna come in ?" It wasn't everyday that Wooyoung heard such a nice question from such a nice looking boy, with a nice sounding voice.

Wooyoung nodded vigorously, making his way in the small apartment, before the door closed behind him. The moment he stepped foot out of his shoes, a light brunette jumped over him, squeezing him with of all of his power.

"Wooyoung-aaaaah !!!!" Yeosang squealed, bouncing from excitation.

"Yeosangiiiieeee !! I missed you my baby !!" Wooyoung joined him, now the both of them bouncing around, still clasped against each other. They finally parted of their tight embrace, to have a good look of their friend. 

"You haven't changed in 3 years !" Chanted Wooyoung, flattening the hair of his friend.

"And so did you ! You're still so small !" Yeosang's little tease got rewarded by a playful slap on the chest.

"Come on, have a seat. Do you want something to drink ?"

 

childhood bestiessss 😛😛😛

 

Sun. 28 Jan // 2:04 PM

 

wooisyoung :

Yeosang.

You could've told me abt your roommate.

 

yeocansing :

im sitting right next to you, you can tell me irl

does he bother you ?

 

wooisyoung :

i dont want him to hear me damn!!!

yea

but not in a bad way

he's DISTRACTING me from my chaste thoughts 💆🏻

just noticed idk his name

so i can scream it at the top of my lungs when he rearranges my guts

 

yeocansing :

what chaste thoughts you horndog

his name's Choi San

plz dont get in his pants when im here

god i actually dont wanna think about it 🤢

 

wooisyoung :

nice of you.

.

+#(2;#(#!#?!#?#(22(

bicyh

motherfuckcer

I didn't see his little ass before????

DAYUM!!!!

yeo im foaming at the mouth

im coming over everyday now tank yew 😙🤞

 

yeocansing :

can we go now please???

i rly dont wanna hear every thought you're having abt my roommate

 

wooisyoung :

okay okay

lemme have one last look before I go

 

yeocansing :

WOOYOUNG 

 

 

ಠ︵ಠ

Sun. 28 Jan // 6:48 PM

 

wooisyoung :

y'all

i never wanted to suck a dick this bad

 

fixedonthewall :

no foreplay???

u tellin us raw like ts???

 

wooisyoung :

mingi shut up

i met the man of my dreams

my pussy is wet, soaked even

 

muhayunhoo :

i-

tell us what he looked like at least??'

 

wooisyoung :

he was

goddamn im gonna cum in my pants

the man was BUFF, but likee the right amount of muscle BUFF

slanted eyes and sun kissed skin ISTG im gonna kms

he look so mean, but he's SO SO nice UGHHH 😩😩

i mean it's not like i rly chatted w him but

i want to eat his ass

his bubble butt 😵‍💫😵‍💫

lord have mercy

 

fixedonthewall :

only been 3 months since we know each other never thought id have this kind of conversation w u

 

wooisyoung :

i literally dont have any friends but you two and yeosang

 

muhayunhoo :

aww

YOU??? NO FRIENDS????

 

wooisyoung :

at least 

friends I'm completely comfortable with

bc i do know a lot of people

 

muhayunhoo :

that's what i thought

 

fixedonthewall :

where'd you even meet the guy woo????

 

wooisyoung :

see my friend Yeosang?

he just moved in, not too far

and they're roommates

HOW COULD HE GET A ROOMMATE LIKE THIS.

i want one too.

and how didn't i never met the guy????

this is wild

just thinkin back of him, i have a boner

 

muhayunhoo :

okkkk thats too much detail now

 

fixedonthewall :

what even is his name??

 

wooisyoung :

choi san

i am now a certified mountain climber y'all.

 

muhayunhoo :

oh?

i know the guy

 

wooisyoung :

WAIT YOU DO????

 

muhayunhoo :

yeah !! we have classes in common...

everybody knows him in uni, how come you never heard of him??

ah but he's really shy, he doesn't talk to people that much

 

fixedonthewall :

oohhh this rings a bell

isn't he in the sport's team?

dont remember which sports tho,, american football?

anyways he's an athlete

 

muhayunhoo :

ahh that's right

isnt he left tackle?

 

wooisyoung :

i dont understand shit to what u're saying

but what i know is that i want him to tackle me on a bed an whimper right in my ears 🥰

 

fixedonthewall :

wtf wooyoung. 

can we bring back shame?

 

wooisyoung :

no <3

and dont pretend you wouldn't do the same

 

fixedonthewall :

VILE.

y all these accusations 😭😭

im not even gay tf

 

wooisyoung :

not one single straight person says "tf" tf

if you saw the guy, you would. trust me.

 

fixedonthewall :

oh I've already seen the guy dw bout that

 

muhayunhoo :

min you sound so gay for someone who claims being straight

 

fixedonthewall :

CANT I GUY APPRECIATE ANOTHER GUY'S BEAUTY????

GODDAMNIT

 

[fixedonthewall is disconnected.]

 

wooisyoung :

LMAOOOO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@young_story back with the bestieeeee @yeowillsing

.

.

@yawnzzzx pretty boys 😍

@fix_onstagram i know this look, you'll burn the uni down

> @young_story we wont 😺

@jutdwae pls spare my life

@lebofiak always so cuteeee

 

 

 

ಠ︵ಠ

 

 

Tue. 30 Jan // 5:34 PM

 

muhayunhoo :

👀👀

wooyoung??

since when your friends are this cute??

 

wooisyoung :

you're talking abt yeosang right ?

the cutest EVER 👹

 

fixedonthewall :

i want to be his friend 

dyou think i can be his friend?

 

wooisyoung :

ummmm......

idk, he's kinda shy around new ppl

ill ask him brb

 

 

 

childhood bestiessss 😛😛😛

 

 

Tue. 30 Jan // 5:39 PM

 

wooisyoung :

yeosang

do you want friends?

 

yeocansing :

first of all, what is this question 

second of all, no i don't

 

wooisyoung :

aww bummer

you sure though ?

they're desperate 

 

yeocansing :

aww fr ?

 

wooisyoung :

no

no one wants to be your friend

but meeeee <3

 

yeocansing :

give me their ids.

it's shameful to only be friends w u.

 

wooisyoung :

MOTHERFUCKER

I'll add u to our gc

 

ಠ︵ಠ

 

Tue. 30 Jan // 5:40 PM

 

wooisyoung :

YUNHO

give me admin rights

so i can add yeosang

 

[wooisyoung is now admin.]

 

wooisyoung :

ty boo

 

wooisyoung added @yeocansing

 

wooisyoung :

welcome to hell yeosang

 

muhayunhoo :

hi yeosang !!  I'm yunho !! nice to meet you ! 🤗🤗

 

fixedonthewall :

hello user yeocansing 👋

im mingi

 

yeocansing :

wow people

hello, im yeosang, nice to meet you !🙋🏻

 

muhayunhoo :

I haven't seen you on campus

you new ?

 

yeocansing :

yes ! just transferred 

last semester was... wild

 

wooisyoung :

NOW YOU'RE BACK WITH ME

we will slay the house boots down periodt 💅

and burn the building too

 

fixedonthewall :

so i was right

ur a menace

if it's gonna be x2, im leaving the country

 

yeocansing :

lmaoo

dont worry abt that

its only wooyoung, hes just exploiting me in exchange for food

 

wooisyoung :

and it works!!!

chicken crazy mf

 

yeocansing :

😦😦😦

 

fixedonthewall :

💀💀💀

 

muhayunhoo :

lmaoo

how do you even know wooyoung, yeosang ?

he's so miserable

 

wooisyoung :

HEY

mind u

yeosang actually likes me

 

yeocansing :

unfortunately we're childhood friends

but that bitch left me behind 3 years ago

(he just moved)

like,,,, did he befriend you by biting you too ?

 

fixedonthewall :

YES

IM A VICTIM

 

wooisyoung :

😋

 

fixedonthewall :

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT

u serial biter

 

muhayunhoo :

HAH serial biter

 

muhaynoo has renamed 'wooisyoung' as 'serial biter'.

 

serial biter :

wow

 

serial biter has renamed 'muhayunhoo' as 'left tower'

 

serial biter :

dont forget i can do that too

 

yeocansing :

wow this is becoming personal

 

serial biter has renamed 'yeocansing' as 'chickenfucker'.

 

chickenfucker :

WOW

i didn't even do anything.

and i wanted to give you san's id 😔

 

serial biter has renamed 'chickenfucker' as 'i love you my precious baby'.

 

fixedonthewall :

ur so down bad 😭😭😭

 

serial biter :

I WILL

GET THAT MAN

 

left tower has renamed 'i love you my precious baby' as 'yeokai watch'.

 

left tower :

you actually deserve smth nice yeosang

 

yeokai watch :

i hate that show

but ill let it pass bc you're the only nice person here yunho 🫶

 

left tower :

oh ;(

oh :)

 

fixedonthewall :

I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING

 

yeokai watch :

you insinuated i was a menace 😦

 

fixedonthewall :

only bc ur friends w wooyoung

if not i definitely wouldnt think that

 

serial biter :

YOU BITCH

 

serial biter has renamed 'fixedonthewall' as 'blind mofo'.

 

blind mofo :

EH

my vison MAY be pitiful but cmon now

 

left tower :

mingi how many fingers im holding ? ✌️

 

blind mofo :

🖕🖕🖕

 

left tower :

you guys are very funny but i have a shift tonight,,, 😔

 

serial biter :

good luck yunhooo

dont spill any red, thick, alcohol on someone's white shirt 😋😋

 

left tower :

please dont remind me

i still have nightmares abt it

damned long legs

 

blind mofo :

im still convinced u were sabotaged

like some rando waiting w their leg in the way for ur big feet to get tangled in

standing like

🤨

≤))≥

_|    \_

 

left tower :

that must be

 

yeokai watch :

where do u work yunho ?

 

left tower :

the restaurant near the thrift store 

every friday and saturday nights !

the staff is annoying but the food is bomb

and im not only living on tips sooo

 

yeokai watch :

oh ok!! ill make sure to go one day

 

blind mofo :

but ur colleagues are rly nice when i go doe

 

serial biter :

it's bc they LIKE YOU 🙄🙄

ur not blind just bc ur vision is shit dumbass

 

blind mofo :

the slander 😐😐😐

 

left tower :

😭😭

k bye fr guys

 

yeokai watch :

bye yunho !! it was nice meeting you

 

blind mofo :

cya yunho 🫵

 

 

i just wanna be your daaaawg BARK BARK 👹

 

Sat. 3 Feb // 3:56 AM

 

dawg :

help me woo

this is terrible

Notes:

BSJABSKWNS
i wanted to end the chapter but without making it TOO dramatic,,
still a bit of a cliffhanger but ye
AAAAAAA SANSANG INTRODUCTION
and they were roommates 🫣
ok il trying to write this fic without it being woo centric BUT IT'S HARDDDD 😭
im actually putting way too much effort in this when i said i wouldn't make it stress worthy hAHA
but its definitely easier than full writing 🫣
n e ways, c u next timeee aaaa 🤞🏾🤞🏾

Chapter 3: just spark that, let's get burnt

Notes:

hallo :]
everything happening a bit at the same time heheheeheeheeeeeeeeeee

im so sick and yet the only thing a think abt is this FIC and SNEEZING

psa all the texts and stuff dont happen the same day BUT idk how to incorporate the dates lmfao maybe in the text or other but idk??? it's complicated lol (edit: i figured it out)

anyways enjoyyy 🫵🏾😻

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

i just wanna be your daaaawg BARK BARK 👹

 

Sat. 3 Feb // 3:56 AM

 

dawg :

help me woo

this is terrible

 

kat :

what

whatsup??

you spilled some drink on someone again??

you need to hide a body???

 

dawg :

pls thatd be easier

no

it's mingi

he's way too cute for my heart

im gonna die

 

kat :

oh.

so you're just gay panicking.

you woke me up for this.

 

dawg :

LEAVE ME ALONE

JUST LOOK.

he said he cant sleep 🥺🥺🥺

ill cuddle him until he can finally sleep

 

kat :

yunho

this was 3 hours ago, hes definitely asleep now

dang this one sided crush is ruining u

 

dawg :

😩😩😩

pls....

life is tough

i just want to hold him

and kiss him

and love him

 

kat :

u sure you don't wanna do something ?

 

dawg :

HELL NO

he's straight

as straight as a pole

 

kat :

🫥🫥

lemme doubt that--

 

dawg :

itll ruin our friendship

i dont want that

im fine staying on the side tbh

as long as im his friend

itll be fine 🙂

 

kat :

you sure ?

you're strong enough to see him w another person ?

 

dawg :

NO

but what can i do??

nothing, exactly 

 

kat :

so you'll just rant abt how cute he is for the rest of ur life ?

 

dawg :

yes 

🙃

 

kat :

what am i gonna do with you 🤦🏻

 

 

and they were roommates

 

Sat. 3 Feb // 9:29 PM

 

yeocansing :

when are you coming back ?

 

sannie :

im omw, why ?

 

yeocansing :

i ordered take out

fried chicken 🍗

and i left some some for you in case you were hungry

 

sannie :

aww ty yeosang <3

you shouldn't have

 

yeocansing :

no probs 😊

say,, could i get some working out advices from you ?

i started not too long ago but I feel like I'm making no progress...

 

sannie :

i don't mind !

we could even go to the gym tgt ? 🏋️

 

yeocansing :

yes please !

 

 

 

K-CREW (un)OFFICIAL CHAT

 

Sun. 11 Feb // 10:00 PM

 

 

SJ :

hi gang 🫦

K-CREW has been officially invited to the GOTVIBZ dancer's night as battlers on Thursday 22 !!

We decided we'd go with our usual masculine battle crew, meaning Mingi, Frederic, BM, Shawn, Yunho, William and me ✨

The choreography details will be explained tomorrow by text and more in depth at practice tomorrow evening.

I know it's kinda late and a bit stressful for all of you, but we got the info 10 minutes ago lmao (We must've been invited last,, to fill in lmao, or they're just very bad at planning.) If any of you is unavailable for certain reasons, please contact Kye or me ASAP 🙏

With these words, have a good night and take care of yourself!

 

 

ಠ︵ಠ

 

Mon. 19 Feb // 7:09 AM

 

serial biter :

hey fuckers

i dont wanna be awake so ill make it everyone's problem

 

left tower :

good morning to you too, wooyoung !

 

serial biter :

gm yunhooooo

how are u ?

 

left tower :

like shit? lol

my shoulder injury started to fuck me up again since saturday

I can't rlly move my arm i want to die 👍

 

serial biter :

oh no :(

 

yeokai watch :

hello everynyan !! how are you ? fine, thank you 😺

oh shit yunho

have you seen a doctor?

 

left tower :

in this economy? LMAO

fr i did take an appointment for this afternoon

god that call was terrible, the little waiting music was INSUFFERABLE

 

serial biter :

lmao me

wym health is THIS pricey ⁉️

 

yeokai watch :

i feel you, i hate making calls 💀💀

the bank? a doctor? NAH it'll get better by itself 

 

left tower :

fr 😭

im not really shy on voice call but idk?? the vibes were so shady it made me anxious HAHA

i dont even know if ill make it to class

fortunately its the left one

but still 🥲🥲

 

serial biter :

dw ill take notes for you 💯💯

 

left tower :

i appreciate the gesture but we have NO classes in common woo 😭😭😭

and it's not like you work in class--

 

serial biter :

HEY

dont expose me 🫵

anywho, it's time for me to go to class (i dont want to)

yippe lets learn about old ass camera work idrc about 😸😸

take care yunho yaaaaaaaaaaa

 

yeokai watch :

im tired already 😮💨

rest well yunho !

 

left tower :

thank you thank you

learn lots children 🤭

 

 

the good, the bad and he's also ugly

 

Mon. 19 Feb // 2:34 PM

 

mingles :

so ?

 

yunzz :

it's aight

they put it back in place and i can move my arm!!

but still no intense movements :((

 

mingles :

at least you can move!!

so does that mean u wont come thursday?

 

yunzz :

i wont be able to participate 😔

already told SJ and Kye abt it

but ill be there, just in the public aha

 

mingles :

oh :((

at least u ll see us eat them all up lmao

ill put on an EXTRA show then 💪

 

yunzz :

please do

ill scream for you

🤠

and the team obviously

omg im making a sign

 

mingles :

LMAO

do it

 

yunzz :

lmaoo 😭😭

dont dare me i will make it

ill write your name in big and red

while the k-crew in small at the bottom 

 

mingles :

😭😭

'GO MINGI'

'kcrew too ig....'

 

yunzz :

exactly 😭😭😭

put glitter on it too ✨

 

mingles :

HAHAH

 

 

A dull sound resonated through the small dorm room. It was Wooyoung plopping (more likely crashing down) on his bed, exhausted from his day. His day being a a big word, he just had a two hour class the morning and decided to skip the afternoon ones.

He took his phone from his pocket and looked at the time. 2:36 pm. He sighed, unsure about sending a text to any of his friend. Bored is what could describe him, bored of classes, bored of thinking, bored of talking, bored of living. He put his phone on his bed and rolled over, staring at the wall. 

The dorms were silent, all the students being in classes. A faint chatter could be heard from the outside. The wind seeped in the slightly open window for aeration, rustling the curtains and lulling Wooyoung to sleep.

Only if that damned phone didn't buzz. The brunette grunted, taking back his phone and looking at the notification. A TikTok sent by Yunho. Wasn't he in class ?

Oh right, he forgot. Now feeling concerned about his friend's condition, he tapped his contact and voice called him. Without more waiting, the taller answered.

"Why you calling me, Wooyoung?" Yunho's voice resonated a bit too loudly through the speaker to Wooyoung's taste, to which he decreased the volume oh his phone.

"How did the appointment go ?" 

"Oh, It went well, the doc put my shoulder back and I can move again ! Just no dancing for a moment hehe."

"That sucks for you. At least you can move now." The younger rolled on his back and sighed.

"Mingi told me the same thing earlier." Wooyoung snorted, knowing the big smile Yunho must have on right now.

The room fell quiet for an instant, only the soft rustles of the curtains filling the air.

"Everything alright ? You usually don't call me." Yunho spoke again, breaking the silence.

"Honestly? not really." The room fell silent, letting Wooyoung collect his thoughts to speak them clearly.

"It's just... I feel numb these days. Nothing to really keep me there. I mean, you're there with Mingi and Sangie, but y'all have your occupations. Can't annoy you all the time." he chuckled, fiddling with his fingers while talking.

"Aw Wooyoung, you can bother us anytime you want. I'm sure it's the same for Yeosang. We're your friends, you don't annoy us."

"I don't know it's just..." the younger sighed again, rolling to the side. "I don't know really."

Yunho hummed, understanding what his friend wanted to say. They stay quiet for a bit, both in their own minds when a foreign sound coming from his phone startled Wooyoung.

"What are you doing ?"

"Just making a sign, for Thursday." Wooyoung stayed silent, confused about this. Yunho understanding well his silence, spoke back.

"Our crew's been invited to a dancer's night on Thursday but I can't participate. So, I'm making a sign to show my support to my friends and crew mates ! It started as a joke between me and Min, like where I should write his name in big and our crew's in small. And now, I'm making it." Yunho giggled after explaining.

"Your crush is showing Yunho. You're so whipped." His remark was only only answered with a chuckle.

"That made me think. You wanna come with me? To the show I mean. It'll make you go out a little."

"Ah... I don't know. I have classes on Thursday."

"..not like you were planning on going."  They both snorted to the -realistic- remark.

"...True. I'll tell you later. I'm too sleepy now."

"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"

"Ew, no. Bye Yunho." And even before Yunho could respond, the younger ended the call, feeling a little bit lighter than before. He stayed in his laying down position for a moment, before actually standing up to remove his big outside jacket, and maybe clean a little ?

 

 

i just wanna be your daaaawg BARK BARK 👹

 

Tue. 20 Feb // 7:57 PM

 

kat :

u think you have enough space in your car ?

Notes:

this chapter feels short lmao
anyways,,, guess who's SJ 👀 (it's me lmao, or more like one of my persona characters 🤭)
i literally dont know shit abt dance meet ups and competitions and stuff haha, i just got inspired by the DALLshow videos w wolflo and manequeen bffhjdjsk
got any hip hop/break/locking/popping song recs for the show ? 👀

Chapter 4: Spend all my money, yeah nothing concern me

Notes:

buckle in, this is a long ass fully written chapter, not a lot of chatting... wheres the chat in this chatfic fr 😭
anyways long live dancerteez 😙😙

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

i just wanna be your daaaawg BARK BARK 👹

 

Thu. 22 Feb // 5:28 PM

 

dawg :

meet me at the parking lot at 6

 

kat :

east campus parking lot ?

 

dawg :

yep 😎

 

 

Yunho arrived at their meeting stop on the dot. The sun was setting quietly, letting the cold of the night slid over Wooyoung's uncovered face. The boy was unusually early, intriguing the older.

His car rolled near him, who took off his glance from his phone to his friend's car. Wooyoung circled around it and took place in the passenger seat.

"You're early." Yunho stated, lingering his gaze toward his friend who was buckling his seat belt.

"Yeah, I didn't have anything else to do." He popped open the mirror in the sun visor, and removed his cap to put his hair back to finally put it back on. Yunho looked at him do, a fond smile on his face before starting back the engine.

The trip went smoothly, with Yunho's R&B playlist playing in the background, the older humming along to the tunes while Wooyoung was looking out in the window. 

The car slowly approached the venue, and the younger couldn't be more in awe in front of the crowd waiting in front of the building. Yunho parked his car in one luckily found spot. They both got out and Wooyoung followed the dancer towards the entrance. Loud thumping and music could be heard right from outside, so imagine the noise it was inside. Passing through the crowd, the both of them definitely inhaled second-hand smoke and Wooyoung could've sworn seeing some coming out of Yunho's mouth. The dancer smiled, dabbed anyone he knew, amazing the younger. How did he knew so much people ?

When they entered, a loud chatter immediately filled  their ears. Wooyoung definitely got surprised, as it had been a moment since he went to a party or something. To try and not lose his friend (even if the man towered over anyone in the room), he tugged at his sleeve and stuck close to him.

"Are we gonna see your crew ?"

"Nah, they're probably backstage getting ready," The dancer slid his free hand in his friend's, "C'mon let's go take a seat."

The two frayed a way in between the people towards the room. The area was dimly lit and a few people were taking a seat. The two of them directed towards right in the middle. On stage were people, probably the staff, getting the space ready for the dancers and making sound tests. 

"Oh, Yunho !" The dancer stood up under the look of his friend, to the call of his name through the speaker, looking towards the stage.

"Oh ! Yanis ! How're you doing ?" The older dancer grinned and did him thumbs up. 

"Doing great, thanks ! You're not on stage tonight ?"

"No... My shoulder's been hurting me, so I'm taking rest. Why the face mask ? You're not the MC tonight ?" Yunho asked in return, making his way through the stairs towards the stage. The older dancer shook his head.

"No, I've been coughing and sneezing for the past few days, so I'm calling it a night. Guess none of us are gonna be on stage, huh ?" The two of them chuckled.

"I hope the one replacing you will be as entertaining."

"Yeah... It's his first night here. I hope he'll do a good job, he's one of my students too, so I'm extra worried haha. By the way you should really come at one of my classes Yunho !" Their discussion got into a more casual chat, uninteresting Wooyoung. He plopped into his seat and opened his phone, mindlessly going through it. Maybe this was a bad idea ? Maybe coming here would just be as boring ? Seeing random people just be there and move randomly, was that really necessary ?

While Wooyoung was mopping around, the room started to fill itself with people and chatter. Yunho came back, after a while of chatting with anyone in his way, and sat back.

The lights dimmed, just like in a movie theater, and a young guy approached the stage. A young, sublime, guy to the eyes of Yunho. Raven hair framing his face and boba eyes like looking at all the people, mostly in awe in front of his beauty. He was tall, and made the dancer wonder if they both were the same height. 

'Must be the new kid..' Yunho pondered, drinking all of his words like holy water. This guy radiated confidence, his stance being as elegant as his being. 

"Hello everyone, I'm Seonghwa currently replacing Yanis for the night. Welcome to the GOTVIBZ dancer's night!" His little introduction received lot of cheers from the crowd, breaking Wooyoung out of reverie. The brunette showing a bit more interest in the show.

"I'm not gonna lie, im feelin' a bit scared to face all of you but I hope our love for dance will bind us !" The boy was soft spoken, and a little bit shaky from stress, but Yunho found that endearing.

His little speech went on smoothly, introducing every crews and judges coming here for the show. Wooyoung didn't recognize any name but the one of his friend's.

"Say, what does K-crew mean exactly?" Wooyoung leaned over Yunho, his eyes focusing on his friend, whereas his didn't leave Seonghwa on stage.

"Quality and Creativity crew. I don't know where the K is from, probably because it is another letter doing the sound [k]." Wooyoung could notice his friend's attention wasn't completely directed to him, therefore he just hummed in understanding and lounged back in the chair.

Seonghwa got joined by two other persons on stage, them being special guests. All the crowd cheered for them, to which the brunette also applauded.

Now then, all of the dancers and crew members gathered on the stage in a semi circle, making space for Seonghwa, who was relaxing minute by minute. The two friends looked all over the stage in search of their friend that they finally found to the right of the semi circle.

"Okay... our first battle of the day will be... SKINZZ against... MANEQUEEN !" The crowd and the dancers in the back cheered as the two crews placed themselves in the empty space, in front of each other. Wooyoung couldn't help snickering when he saw their mad and falsy annoyed expressions. 

Loud hip hop music started playing while the raven was speaking, trying to cover his voice. One member of the two crews advanced a bit, standing out from their respective crews. Seonghwa took a transparent bottle and spin it on the floor. It didn't roll for too long, as it stopped after one turn towards the guy from the skin walker or something crew.

Wooyoung expected to see something embarrassing and completely boring, but the moment the guy JUST lifted one arm, he took all of the brunette's attention. His movements were so fluid and looked so light, but his demeanor seemed so... cool. Wooyoung leaned forward, to get a better view of the guy's mind blowing performance.

It's not like Wooyoung was always accustomed to the dance world, or just the art world in general. His conception of these universes were only fueled by clichés and stereotypes. He didn't even know dance battles existed !

Yunho glanced at his friend that seemed a bit too quiet, only to notice him extra focused on the match, mouth open. The imagery of his friend made him chuckle before looking back at the stage.

30 seconds had passed -30 seconds that seemed way too short for the brunette- until Seonghwa starts counting down. The dancer finished his routine, without forgetting to provoke the girl in front of him. The music went on, the basses pounding in rhythm with Wooyoung's insides. She eyed him up and down, a condescending expression plastered on her face before walking towards and throwing her arms in such a controlled way, as if she was throwing punches to him.

Wooyoung couldn't believe it, how such a small woman could provide such confidence. This was crazy, and Wooyoung started to get addicted. The raven boy counted down again and the girl stopped with such an attitude the brunette felt intimidated. The match went on, with one member of the male crew dancing then one from the female crew et cetera until each member crew performed together. Wooyoung was speechless, the dancers had such great synergy they moved as if they were one.

All of this felt surreal to him, so when the music faded out and the dancers shook each other's hand, Wooyoung couldn't believe it. He wanted more. Seonghwa started speaking again to the crowd, hyping them up and requesting for the final judgement. 

"Take the red and white paper we normally gave you at the entry and show us which side you liked more. White for SKINZZ and red for MANEQUEEN." The brunette fumbled in his pocket but couldn't seem to find that paper. Relief washed over him when he saw his friend handing it to him, because he forgot to give it to him earlier.

The raven counted again, and Wooyoung raised the red side high, facing the stage. He glanced at Yunho to see which side he picked, only to find out he chose the male crew. The brunette couldn't help but let shock distort his face. By a glance, Seonghwa could finally announce the winner. He held the hands of one member of each crew, both of their heads hanging low, before raising the guy one. Cheers erupted in the room whereas Wooyoung's face showed shock. He still applauded the winner but didn't agree with this conclusion, as the desire to just get up and shout how much MANEQUEEN should've won itched him but he kept his composure, refraining from making a scene and embarrass his friends.

The battle went on at the same pace and amazed Wooyoung as much, until Yunho's crew came on stage, with all of them dressed differently but with a color harmony ; black and grey. Mingi was towering over all of them and yet, he wasn't the most intimidating one, at least that's what Wooyoung thought seated at the back, but he'd probably piss his pants if he had to face him. 

When Seonghwa announced K-CREW's arrival, the whole crowd cheered with the brunette shouting extra hard, even if he knew only one person. Yunho unexpectedly stood up and raised a sign, the sign he did make as a joke between him and Mingi. Of course.

To the view of such a big guy showing such a big sign, Seonghwa couldn't help but stammer and laugh before pointing it out.

"Hey... what's that ?" He snickered, everyone turning their head towards the dancer. All k-crew members looked at him confused but still laughing whereas mingi was just bursting out laughing. On a white cardboard sheet was written in a big red glittery font 'GO MINGI' with in a smaller, more minimalist font 'and kcrew too!'. A lot of people took a pic of him before he sat back, happy that he got his minute. Wooyoung hid behind his cap, too embarrassed by Yunho's antics.

As usual, the music started with one member of each crew facing forward. One of them being Mingi, immediately hooking Wooyoung back. The music started fading in while Seonghwa used the same bottle and spun it again, as it landed towards the opposing crew. A rhythmic and somewhat aggressive afrobeat sound filled the room as the dancers started warming up before battling. The opponent suddenly starts with their hips- or literally their behind- shaking and swaying right in k-crew direction. The brunette's jaw fell -again- and the crowd cheered, he never saw a man shaking their bottom and doing it so well, with no exaggeration nor as joke, only as a skillful provocation. Mingi only snickered to the attack, leaning forward bouncing when the other approached, seemingly bouncing as well. Their dynamic held so much tension, anyone could feel it in their bones. And yet, this exchange felt so aggressive, so savage, so... intimate. Wooyoung gulped.

The MC started counting down, breaking the brunette from his trance. It was finally Mingi's turn. The dancer started bouncing and jumping at his turn. In contrary of the first battle, where all the moves were from the upper body, this one was mostly about the lower body. In the song, the artist starts singing very fast and to which Mingi's doesn't fail to hit every beat, impressing the crowd. To the words 'Lick you like a lolly' that he didn't fail to miss, the dancer stuck his tongue out and acted like he stroked it with his middle and ring finger. The move was so quick and could've been unseen in the blink of an eye since Mingi started bouncing again. All his moves radiated such confidence it almost felt arrogant, but in all honesty, if Wooyoung had such moves, he'd start feeling cocky too.

For a moment, the dancer faced the crowd pointing at anyone while doing a swiping move with his feet. Going from someone to the left, to someone to the right, to Wooyoung and Yunho. Wooyoung felt his friend shift in his seat but didn't think it through, as he stood up, throwing his arms open as a provocation, and mouthing "what ? what?" to the brunette on stage, before sitting back, embarrassed but amused, as the dancer turned away a big grin on his face.

"He pointed at us because I teached him this move." Yunho pointed out, Wooyoung leaning toward him but keeping his gaze fixed on Mingi.

"Yeah keep telling yourself that, definitely not because he's one of your biggest crushes in your life and you love the attention." The older snorted to the comment half amused, half annoyed.

"He's the one craving the attention, and he knows we'll praise him all night." 

He concluded his routine, the round finishing in cheers and claps from the audience. Like previously shown, the other crew member battled as well, then carried with a group battle.

Now was time for the withdraw. Wooyoung made sure anyone around had their card showing the white side, K-CREW's side, even strangers. Yunho witnessing all this scene couldn't help but laugh loudly.

Seonghwa counted down before everyone in the room showed the crew they chose. Wooyoung stood up proudly showing off the red side to the MC. As the raven glanced at the crowd -and noticed our over hyped brunette- couldn't help but frown in confusion.

"Mister in the back, are you really not voting for your friends ?" Wooyoung felt confused and looked back at his vote. The K-CREW members looked at him as well with shocked expressions, and an even more shocked Mingi pointing at him, shouting "Hey!! we're not red, we're white Wooyoung-ah !!" The brunette never returned his vote so fast, shouting back "I'm sorry !" to his friend.

 

 

Yunho and Wooyoung got out of the building, the moon already high in the sky. They immediately met with the cold of the night, making them shiver from time to time. Wooyoung snuck closer to his broader friend, trying to steal some of his body heat, while waiting for their dancer friend. 

While looking towards the door, Wooyoung could notice the tall figure of his friend and immediately squealed and rushed to his friend. Yunho removed his glance from his phone to his friend, and walked to them.

"Mingi you were so cool !! Since when can you move like this?! I feel like I don't even know you." The dancer laughed at Wooyoung's amazement.

"Really, you did put on a show. This was so good." Yunho applauded his friend whose face started turning pink, maybe from the praise or the cold. A shy smile showed on his face, but he tried to dodge the effect his words had on him.

"So you really did the sign, huh.."

"Yeah. Want it ?" Yunho held the sign towards Mingi, who hesitated before taking it.

"I'll hang it in my room, or in the studio." They both chuckled.

 

 

~

 

the good, the bad and he's also ugly

 

Thu. 22 Feb // 1:27 AM

 

 

mingles :

did u get home safe?

 

 

 

 

ಠ︵ಠ

 

Thu. 22 Feb // 1:47 AM

 

serial biter :

after today idk if i want mingi to teach me or to touch me

 

left tower:

HAHAHAHAH

 

blind mofo:

IM SORRY

WHAT

 

yeokai watch:

😭😭😭

 

serial biter :

i mean

have you SEEN him

the way his body moves 😵💫

he was so good, so confident like who even tf are you???

 

yeokai watch :

oh this is about the dancer night thing ?

show me videos!!

 

left tower :

oh... we don't have any 

sorry yeo :((

normally we'll get footage on social media or even from Kye idk

 

yeokai watch:

arf

it's okay!!

it'll make me go out and come watch you guys fr next time 🤭🤭

 

serial biter :

pLEASE

come next time

it'll be so good

so i can scream in your ears how much they're good

dang K-CREW 🔛🔝 FR FR ‼️‼️

hoping SJ gets their ass eaten out for being such an amazing leader 🙏

 

blind mofo:

damn woo you loved it 😂

 

left tower:

dude he is ADDICTED

the whole ride back he wouldnt shut up how youngji was so good and shi like I KNOW 😭😭

even forced literal STRANGERS to vote for mingi cmon now 😭😭😭😭

 

serial biter :

HEY

she's my dancer awakening 🫵

and what happened to supporting your friends mr yunho, huh????

 

yeokai watch:

dancer awakening 😭😭

you'll rlly get into dancing??

 

left tower:

omg 

I CAN SEE IT

I SEE THE VISION

 

serial biter :

DEFINITELY I WILL 🤩🤩🤩

AND JOIN BATTLES 🫢🫢🫢

oh but idk how to freestyle

or even dance

I'll embarrass myself

nvm i wont.

 

blind mofo :

we can teach u sum routines

battling mostly abt attitude nd cockiness tbf

and skills ofc BUTTT only to the eyes of an expert hah

 

serial biter :

for real ? 🥺

 

blind mofo:

yes!!! 😎

 

serial biter :

YESSSS MINGI IS TOUCHING ME

 

blind mofo :

+2(;2(12!#(#)!1

WOO WTF

😭😭😭😭

 

left tower :

💀💀💀💀

before me ? this is wild.

 

blind mofo :

YUNHO????

 

left tower :

im kiddin chile 🙄

unless you wanna touch me??

 

blind mofo :

WHAT

!2;2(€?2)1+1!

NO????

 

left tower :

cowabummer 😔

 

yeokai watch :

poor mingi you dont deserve this 

#stopmingislander2024

 

blind mofo :

ty yeosang 😔

ur the only true one here fr

 

serial biter :

anyways

a little bird is telling me someone got a little crush there🫣

 

left tower :

um wooyoung

considered

shutting the fuck up?????

 

yeokai watch :

OH ? 🫣🫣

 

blind mofo :

yunho ?? never told me that 🫣🫣

 

left tower :

for god's sake 😭

okay he was maybe cute but i dont have a crush on him

 

serial biter :

thats the same

dont act like i didnt see you staring holes in his pretty face 💀💀

 

yeokai watch :

who's the lucky person ? 🫣

 

serial biter :

a replacement MC

Seonghwa I think ?

 

blind mofo :

oh park seonghwa!

we got his socials earlier btw

mostly Kye asking (for us)

 

serial biter :

oooo give

yunho will then stop being a lonely emo bitch ❤️

 

left tower :

WHAT

i dont have a crush STFU 😭😭😭😭

 

yeokai watch :

i feel like ive already heard his name

seonghwaseonghwaseonghwaseonghwa...... mh.........

 

serial biter :

if it's the first even I meet him thatd be wild you talked to a stranger

why arent you sleeping anyway ? it's wayy past your bedtime

 

yeokai watch :

i do what i want 🙄

absolutely not bc i have an unfinished assignment due for tomorrow smh 😒

 

serial biter :

HAHA YOU SUCK 🫵

what even r you doing ?

 

yeokai watch :

yk this art project in cardboard with flowers and stuff

currently doing the flowers

 

serial biter :

show us creative boy

 

yeokai watch :

#iwanttokms

#iveonlydoneoneimgonnaeexplode

 

serial biter :

oop yea good luck w that

i can call you to keep u company tho

 

yeokai watch :

you'd do that ? 🥺

 

serial biter :

im feeling energetic and grateful tonight so yeah 😁

seems like yun and min went to sleep, + my roommate is not anywhere to be seen sooooo 😙

 

 

 

the good, the bad and he's also ugly

 

 

Thu. 22 Feb // 1:27 AM

 

mingles :

did u get home safe?

 

2:02 AM

 

yunzz :

oop sorry i didnt see your text earlier

im not avoiding you!!

 

mingles :

yea i noticed :')

so..?

 

yunzz :

oh

yes I did ! 

i brought wooyo back too, he's safe and sound 👍

and you ?

 

mingles :

glad to hear it

got home safe too 😁

tonight was really fun

 

yunzz :

it was !! im so happy you finally mastered butterfly legwork

it was so cool really

 

mingles :

dgsksjls

ty ty

it was mostly you

you're a great teacher

 

yunzz :

stop making it back to me

let me praise you 🫵🫵

 

mingles :

jshahjzhsjsh

okay🧍🏻

 

yunzz :

good boy

you're doing so great mingi, mostly these days. I can see how much you're having fun when dancing and you look way more confident than before and im so happy to see that!! you're a great dancer and your energy is off the charts, you even made woo discover a new passion, so inspiring!!

you even inspire me dude, you're awesome

 

mingles :

u r making me blush stop 🤭🤭

ty v much yunnie

i could kiss u

 

yunzz :

💀

then do it

 

mingles :

nah thats gay

 

yunzz :

not like i was a full ass gay person but ok

 

mingles :

im sending u virtual kisses 😙😙😙

 

yunzz :

lmaoo 😭😭

keep them

i want real ones

 

mingles :

u touch deprived mf 🫵

im not going to ur dorm just to kiss u

go to sleep instead of saying nonsense 

 

yunzz :

SO WHAT

yk what ill just leave

goodnight minnie 😙😙

 

mingles :

REALLY??? 🤣

gn yunnie, sleep tight

Notes:

yanis is in fact yanis marshall PFFT i just- wanted to put the only male heels dancer i knew somewhere ok 😔
anywhooo, seonghwa introduction arc lets getittttttr
look at my boy yunho getting a crush on hwa lmaoo

SKINZZ doesn't exist but MANEQUEEN do SO GO CHECK THEM OUT THEY'RE REALLY GREAT WAACKERS MOSTLY WAACKXXXY I LOVE HER MY WIFEEEEE

my description of afro moves IS TERRIBLE 😭😭 i love this style really but wdym bouncing???? sejo???? 💀💀

im putting every copyright i can on the name k-crew bc ill be using it AGAIN in another fic 💀💀💀💀

i wrote allat before Coachella, but now that it passed im going to pass away too LIKE WTF coachellateez more like i gonna cum teezjekebelznzl
im sorry

Chapter 5

Notes:

BACK WITH THE CHAT BABY

ok i might have an idea of what majors and minor everyone will have, I'll tell you our current characters though :
- YUNHO : dance major
- YEOSANG : art major
- MINGI : engineering major
- WOOYOUNG : photography major
i still dunno for Seonghwa or san lmao but i think I'll make san go into something sports related and seonghwa,,,, probs somth around geology or sciences irdk yall 😭

im not telling u hongjoong or jongho's bc we still haven't met them (absolutely not bc i'm making their bg on the spot what,? absolutely not.)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ಠ︵ಠ

 

Mon. 25 Feb // 12:34 AM

 

yeokai watch :

GUYS I FOUND IT

I KNOW FROM WHERE I'VE ALREADY HEARD OF THAT SEONGHWA GUY

 

blind mofo :

from where ?

 

yeokai watch :

it was on campus

I overheard some kids talking abt him

i remember well when they said he was 'elegant' and '70% legs' 

 

serial biter :

he recalled it when we literally SAW the guy on campus lmao

 

blind mofo :

so he's in our uni huh.......

 

serial biter :

YUNHO

INVITE HIM TO LUNCH OR SOMETHING

 

left tower :

NO

i dont have a crush on him why 😭😭😭

why does it feel like y'all want me to date him so bad

 

serial biter :

if you change ur mind

i have his id 👀

 

left tower :

why would you have it 😭😭

 

serial biter :

he recognized me and we exchanged contacts

even took yeosang's one

 

yeokai watch :

never saw a guy this pretty in my life

 

left tower :

atp straight up invite him to this gc 😭😭

yeosang do you look at yourself in the mirror sometimes??

 

yeokai watch :

hehe yunhooooo ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

 

serial biter :

ykw

you're onto something yunho

 

left tower :

WAIT WOOYOUNG

NO

PLZ

ik y'all will keep teasing me about it 😭😭

 

serial biter :

too bad he's down

dont scare him off yall

 

serial biter has added @marshwaseong.

 

serial biter :

hi seonghwa!!!

 

blind mofo :

hello seonghwa 👋👋

 

yeokai watch :

hi again seonghwa!

 

marshwaseong :

Oh you are a lot

Hii 🤗

Wait, who is who?

 

serial biter :

this is wooyoung 🏄

 

blind mofo :

mingi

 

yeokai watch :

im yeosang!

 

serial biter :

*yeoTHang

with the lisp

 

yeokai watch :

EH

 

serial biter :

😘

there's yunho too but he's gone MIA

 

blind mofo :

ooh he's shy

 

left tower :

NO IM NOT

hey Seonghwa 😭

 

marshwaseong :

Heyy 🤗

It was funny meeting you on campus Wooyoung 

I did not think the world would be this small 😂

 

serial biter :

yes indeed 🤭

what do you study to be on east campus ?

 

marshwaseong :

I'm an astronomy major

 

serial biter :

THIS FAR??

we dont even see mingi that much when he's an engineering major

 

marshwaseong :

Yeah but the library is there that's why 😭

It's so far......

 

left tower :

you live on campus seonghwa?

 

marshwaseong :

No, fortunately still with my parents 😊

It's like, a 20 minutes bus ride every day

 

serial biter :

👀

 

yeokai watch :

👀

 

blind mofo :

👀

 

left tower :

WHAT

i will strangle each one of you during your sleep .

 

marshwaseong :

What's with the eyes ?

👀?

 

yeokai watch :

it's cause yunho has a crush on you

 

left tower :

NO I DONT

yeosang you fucker 😭😭

just bc i told em you were pretty they be teasing me NON STOP 

 

marshwaseong :

😂😂😂😂

You're pretty too Yunho!

 

serial biter :

ayyyyyyyyyyy the ship is sailing yall

i repeat

THE SHIP IS SAILING YALL 🗣️🗣️

 

left tower :

😭😭😭😭😭😭

wooyoung istg i will KILL you

 

serial biter :

no you wont baby 

you love me too much 😘

 

left tower :

STFU

CMERE AND ILL BREAK YOU IN HALF

 

serial biter :

ooh i like the sound of that 🤤

 

marshwaseong :

😂😂😂😂

 

yeokai watch :

ugh for god's sake

 

blind mofo :

woo when WILL U STOP

 

wooisyoung :

😋

 

blind mofo :

btw how do u know yanis, seonghwa ?

 

marshwaseong :

He's my dance teacher!

I've been learning heels with him for a moment now

 

serial biter :

HEELS????

you gotta SHOW ME

 

marshwaseong :

😂😂 I will I will

 

 

childhood bestiessss 😛😛😛

 

Tue. 26 Feb // 7:34 PM

 

wooisyoung :

hey we hanging out w seonghwa at mingis tonight

wanna come ?

 

yeocansing :

oh sorry i cant

im at the gym with san

 

wooisyoung :

oh

🤠

GIRL INTRODUCE MEEEE

 

yeocansing :

😭😭😭

im not gonna be like 'hey u know my friend wooyoung who definitely wants to suck your dick it actually pqins everyone in the room' when he's literally helping me work out

 

wooisyoung :

in between 2 sets

🤠

...so you work out 

🫣

my bestie gonna be all buff and shit DAYUM

 

yeocansing :

boy shut up 😭

 

wooisyoung :

but fr you can squeeze in even for like 5 minutes?

so we can actually meet and TALK TO EACH OTHER

instead of 'um. yes you can come in'

IF HE COULD COME IN ME THATD BE NICE

 

yeocansing :

woo 😭😭😭 calm down plz

I'll ask him,, I'm not sure we will even stay for long

it's gonna be late tho, not even sure we'll make it

 

serial biter :

YESSSS

oh dw with me we'll be up ALL NIGHT

 

yeocansing :

all the sexual innuendos of this single text made me SHIVER

 

serial biter :

LMFAOOO 

 

 

ಠ︵ಠ

 

Tue. 26 Feb // 00:56 AM

 

left tower has added @sannie

 

left tower :

minnie you went too hard on me

my legs hurt.........

 

blind mofo :

I WHAT

 

sannie :

i did not think coming in this gc would b like this .

 

serial biter :

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

for ONCE it's not me 

 

left tower :

the mingi slander had been too silent for a while

 

blind mofo :

and it was BETTER THAT WAY

yunho why 😭😭😭

 

left tower :

bc i like teasing you

dumbass

 

blind mofo :

UNPROVOKED

 

marshwaseong :

Everyone it's time to sleep now 😂

You have classes tomorrow!

 

yeokai watch :

ughhh yes mom 😩

 

left tower :

matter of fact

i only have afternoon classes tmr 🤓☝️

 

blind mofo :

shut it

why did we even play just dance a tuesday night

 

serial biter :

dont act like u hated it sheesh 🙄

you were the first in front of the screen

 

blind mofo :

SO WHAT

its not like u werent there too

 

sannie :

yea you two almost fought to be the main in dark horse 💀

 

yeokai watch :

😭😭😭😭

 

marshwaseong :

😂😂😂😂

 

serial biter :

whatever 🙄

and i was still better than him

 

blind mofo :

wooyoung the scores dont mean SHIT

just bc you had 02 more points doesn't make you better 💀

 

serial biter :

stay mad 😛

 

blind mofo :

U MOTHERFUCK--

🧍🧍

 

marshwaseong :

Anyways

It was fun !! Lets do that again sometimes ! 🤗

 

sannie :

yeah!! it was nice meeting you all !

even if youre a little chaotic

 

left tower :

*extra chaotic

 

serial biter :

that adds a little bit of spice 

 

yeokai watch :

playing just dance with you all even if i just came back from the gym was actually kinda fun ig 🙄

i won't be able to stand up tmr tho 💀

 

serial biter :

YOU CAN'T DENY IT 😛😛😛

 

yeokai watch :

shut up 🥰

 

left tower :

alright good night everybody 🥱

 

marshwaseong :

Good night 😴💕

 

serial biter :

EVERYBODYYYYY

YEAAAAAAH

 

sannie :

rock ur bodyyyy, yeaaaaa

 

serial biter :

omg san

you're my bestie now 🫵

 

sannie :

pfft

do i even have a choice ?

 

serial biter :

nop 🥰

 

sannie :

😭😂

 

blind mofo :

gn yall

 

yeokai watch :

gnightttttt

Notes:

i dont have anything to say yo
follow me on twt? let's be mootieeeesdftxkjrsfditu
anyways, welcome san and seonghwa 😄😄 hope you ll being us anything great for the dinner 🙂

Chapter 6: Just tell me, fuck you, there's no need to make it subtle

Notes:

not the same day for all these texts, just casual and bringing a bit more life to the characters lmao
enjoyyyyyyyyyy

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ಠ︵ಠ

 

Thu. 29 Feb // 03:24 AM

 

blind mofo :

JSSKANZLSNSLSNSLAL

SBSSCAVAKSBSK

HE ELEP

HSZAAAZHZHZHSHHSHHHHH

P L EE A S S E

YALL

THERE WAS

THERE SAS A BUF UN MY SHIRT

I CRUSHED IT OHT OF FEEAR BTT

EWWW

WHT IF TEHEE ARE MOFE

I M NIT RECREATIGN THAT GERDITARY SCENE THX U

P L EE  A S E I   W AN T TO DIE

SHSHSBSBSNW'X'LWKWBSSU

UDUDHHHHHHYUUUU

 

06:42 AM

 

blind mofo :

if u witnessed this, no u havent.

 

serial biter :

MINGI LMFAOOOO

also real

 

left tower :

minnie 😭😭😭😭

 

sannie :

the tall guy you are is scared of tiny bugs??

 

blind mofo :

SHUT.

i dont really like the way u talk san.

 

serial biter :

this guy is literally scared of everything but acts like he doesn't mind

LMAOOOO

 

marshwaseong :

Why hello everyone 😂😂

You all seem very energetic at this hour

 

left tower :

yeah it's usual

it's definitely an E thing

 

sannie :

im not E though 😟

i just have morning classes--

 

serial biter :

YOU'RE I????!

 

left tower :

why this torture??

 

sannie :

hey we dont know each other for that long

so i can work on the afternoon 🏋️

 

marshwaseong :

What do you do ?

 

sannie :

kinda a part time coach? anyways i help people work out lol

 

serial biter :

oh so thats why you work out tgt w yeo

you're his teach

 

sannie :

nah its free for him

 

yeokai watch :

roommate privilege ✌️🤪

 

serial biter :

YOU.

and why not me??

ykw its fair i dont even wanna work out 🙄

 

left tower :

LMAO 

 

marshwaseong :

😂😂😂

 

 

what's on the menu ? LEGS.

 

Wed. 6 March // 7:21 PM

 

yun :

hey i tried that recipe you talked to me about

and i didnt burn the dorm down 😌

wanna try it ?

 

hwa :

Yes! I'll be on my way 🏃

Oh and i bought mint choco ice cream not on purpose 

Should i bring it ?

 

yun :

oh yes please

its been too long since I ate some 😩

 

hwa :

Okay!!

 

 

 

@woonotthatyoung uploaded a TikTok !

> 🚒🧑🚒  dc : @fixedondemshoes

 

 

~

 

ಠ︵ಠ

 

Thu. 7 March // 6:32 PM

 

 

 

left tower :

WOOYOUNG

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT ARE THESE MOVES DAWG

 

blind mofo :

my child

my baby 🥹

u did my choreo justice

 

sannie :

WOW!!!!! 🤩🤩🕺🕺

 

yeokai watch :

WOOOOOOO

how many letters in wooyoung???

 

left tower :

ATEEEEEEE

 

serial biter :

hihiidusbksnsla

thank you guys 🤪🤪

i practiced a LOT my thighs are on FIRE

 

marshwaseong :

If you told me you weren't a dancer, i wouldn't have believed you!!

You teared up the floor !! 🤩

 

serial biter :

jsjsjsklkskl <3

ahh you're praising me too much i cant handle it

 

yeokai watch :

that means more praise

WOOYO YOU'RE AWESOME

 

sannie :

wooyoung you're so strong !! 🏋️

 

marshwaseong :

Woo you're amazing!

 

blind mofo :

Wooyoung ur so cool !!!!

 

left tower :

woo you're so hot 😩

 

serial biter :

ASSJDJDJSKSJDJDJ

yall stop im gonna cry 

 

blind mofo :

then cry

ill comfort u

 

left tower :

NUH-HUH

me first 🙄

 

yeokai watch :

umm bestie privilege???

 

sannie :

i dont have all these muscles for nothing so its gonna be me 💁

 

marshwaseong :

Everyone calm down !

It's of course gonna be me 🤭

 

serial biter :

WHY ALL THIS LOVE ALL OF A SUDDEN 😭😭😭😭

 

 

i like em big, i like em chunky (CHUNKY)

 

Thu 7 March // 11:23 PM

 

tall :

SAN

IN UR STORY

THE HAIKYUU MOVIZ???

 

big :

yes!!!

 

tall :

i completely forgot abt that 😭😭

im so hyped man

 

big :

me too!!! its been a while since ive went to the movies to watch an anime movie 😭😭

 

tall :

me too !!

man

lets go watch the movie tgt 🫣

 

big :

OH DEFINITELY

ive been rewatching s4 too these days!!

 

tall :

what happens already in that??

 

big :

yk with kageyama going to the training camp,,, tsukishima too and hinata gets jealous

the rest is a bit blurry tho, im only at the beginning

 

tall :

ahhhh rlly

man ive forgotten EVERYTHING 💀

mind me sticking along nd watching w u ? 🫣

 

big :

absolutely not!!! come whenever you want!!

we can even watch other shows!

 

tall :

omg yes

opinions on Insomniacs After School?

 

big :

BEAUTIFUL STORY BEAUTIFUL SCENES 

but ive never watched it :'))

 

tall :

adding it to the list RN

 

big :

I watched Carole & Tuesday not too long ago,,

 

tall :

CAROLE AND TUESDAY YES

I LOVED IT

GOOSEBUMPS ALL THE TIME

 

big :

EXACTLY

AND THE DESIGNS???

 

tall :

plz 😭😭

Crystal !!! she left a mark DAMN

 

big :

she's beautiful yeah 😭😭😭

im not that much into women but FOR HER??? MA'AM.

 

tall :

LMFAOO

 

 

 

 

tinyjoong, wooisyoung

 

Sat. 9 March // 8:00 PM

 

 

tinyjoong :

are you Jung Wooyoung ?

 

 

 

 

ಠ︵ಠ

 

Sat 9 March // 8:06 PM

 

serial biter :

yall

someone just messaged me what do i do

 

blind mofo :

answer dumbass

 

serial biter :

but what do i say????

 

blind mofo :

what did they say

 

serial biter :

'are you jung wooyoung ?'

not even a hi or sum 

😤

 

blind mofo :

block lmfao

 

marshwaseong :

That's not how you do things, Mingi!!

Tell them yes and ask them what they want

 

yeokai watch :

don't be straightforward though like you do

you sound mean when you txt like that

 

sannie :

ah i dont agree, go straight to the point ➡️

 

yeokai watch :

wHAT ?!

 

sannie :

at least you wont have to bother with 'hi🥰 how are you❤️ you look pretty🧚 aw ty🪷' and the conversation will be over in an instant

 

yeokai watch :

eye-

 

serial biter :

dunno guys

uuuuuuuuuhhgdhsksls

ill just do it i already opened the conv

 

marshwaseong :

Good luck ! 🧚

 

 

tinyjoong, wooisyoung 

 

8:19 PM

 

tinyjoong :

are you Jung Wooyoung ?

 

wooisyoung :

this is me yes........

and you are.....?

 

tinyjoong :

Kim Hongjoong 

I'm the one you're assigned with for the project

 

wooisyoung :

project?

and do I have a say in this??

 

tinyjoong :

not really, we've been paired together

not like it pleases me

 

wooisyoung :

wow ok.

REALLY glad im only hearing abt it now 🙄

 

tinyjoong :

apparently you've been informed at the last lecture

you were probably skipping, idk you

 

 

 

 

ಠ︵ಠ

 

8:27 PM

 

 

serial biter :

im gonna slap a bitch into oblivion

 

yeokai watch :

what happened??

 

serial biter :

see the guy i talked abt earlier

fucking asshole

this fucker is being so condescending i will punch him in the face

 

blind mofo :

mind saying more??

 

left tower :

👀🍿

 

serial biter :

ill tell yall later

im too worked up for this shit

 

 

 

tinyjoong, wooisyoung

 

8:34 PM

 

 

wooisyoung :

rude.

in fact im not skipping that much these days

 

tinyjoong :

didnt ask

 

wooisyoung :

what??? is??? your??? problem???

you're so annoying im not even doing that project w you

 

tinyjoong :

ok say goodbye to the extra credit then

 

wooisyoung :

EXTRA-

.

what is this project about ?

 

tinyjoong :

you're so- ykw what nvm

im currently working on a collection for the finals in april and i need you to take pictures or record the process and the results 

so that i can also put it in my portfolio

 

wooisyoung :

what do i get in this ? besides extra credit ? 

or am i doing allat just for you ?

 

tinyjoong :

you can put it in your portfolio too idk

 

wooisyoung :

great. awesome.

you didn't even tell me in what major you are dipshit

 

tinyjoong :

Fashion design

why insulting me ? I didnt even insult you

 

wooisyoung :

😦

YOU CLEARLY DID???

 

tinyjoong :

i didnt

i even took the time to send you a text when you'd mostly be on your phone

 

wooisyoung :

you called me a slacker

and now BASIC???? 💆

 

tinyjoong :

i didnt ?

dont put your insecurities onto me

 

 

ಠ︵ಠ

 

8:55 PM

 

 

serial biter :

.......

 

left tower :

wooyoungie !!

tell us more 🍿

 

serial biter :

this motherfucker

hes a bitch

iL STRANGKE HIMIUJUBHGXSSHKLVVLL

hes so mean FOR NO REASON???

does he think im a dog or what???

 

left tower :

wooyoung explain yourself!!

 

serial biter :

ok so this guy comes up to me without even saying hi

i ask him what he wants and he straight up tells me weve been paired for a project??? ok i didnt know that.

but its for extra credit so i cant say no

anyways

this project is just basically me being his fucking personal camera app

this is so infuriating i dont even know the guy and he tells me what to do???

you aint my boss you fuck

why should I take pics of YOUR work for YOUR portfolio????

and the way he just talks to me

the guy called me a slacker, basic AND insecure????

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME WTF

 

left tower :

oh shit

sorry to hear that

(even if this is hella entertaining)

at least you have his name right??

 

serial biter :

yea

Kim Hongjoong or whatnot

 

blind mofo :

oh kim hongjoong ive heard abt him

hes known for having an attitude lmao

 

serial biter :

JEEZ

everyone hates him and now im the one paired with him goddamnit.

 

left tower :

hey not everyone hates him

i didnt even know him

 

marshwaseong :

Oh Kim Hongjoong!

But he's nice though...

 

serial biter :

NICE????

 

marshwaseong :

Yeah!!

I did chat with him not too long ago, he seems very cocky and stuff at first, but he's really sweet

Just very hardworking and passionate 😊

 

left tower :

now why would you chat with him Seonghwa?

 

marshwaseong :

He asked me to be the model for his collection

 

serial biter :

oh

so we'll see each other

im less bitter abt this situation now 🥰

but still mad that it's HIM the principal subject

im so tired jeez

 

marshwaseong :

Go drink water and sleep this through, Wooyoung

You'll be more rational in the morning and less irritated 🧘

 

serial biter :

you're right

thanks hwa <3

anyways yea ill go

gn everyoneeeee

 

left tower :

gnightttttt <3

 

blind mofo :

gn

 

Notes:

AAAAAAAH HONGJOONG HI HELLO
hes being such a bitch 💀💀💀 but hell warm up i promise
i didnt watch haikyuu. can you tell ? LMAO
had to throw my love for c&t somewhere its so underrated yall go watch it
btw it's hereditary not gerditary or else lmao (its a horror movie cw : blood, lotsa blood, death, mutilation, demonic possessions all that creepy stuff)

Chapter 7

Notes:

here comes (the hurricane katrina) a lot of txt lmao enjoy

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

amicus ad aras

 

Thu. 14 March // 11:45 AM

 

 

november bestie :

🫥🫥🫥🫥

im so annoyed

 

july bestie :

oh no 🫂 whats up wooyoung

 

november bestie :

hongjoong.

 

july bestie :

that tells everything yes

 

november bestie :

jsjjdjdjdj

for the fuckin project

he told me to come to his pErSoNaL sTuDio this afternoon to start the project,, i ask him what abt earlier

he straight up told me no not even an explanation??

so i ask why ofc

hes working on another project??? in the same time???

im just in fucking stand by then,, 

i dont always have the time mr rich bastard

let's finish this quickly then i can't stop talking to you??

 

july bestie :

wooyoungie ofc its gonna take time, it's due for APRIL 😭😭

 

november bestie :

I KNOW

but i dont have to record ALL OF THE PROCESS do i???

 

july bestie :

have you even talked about what to do with him??

like if theres a creative process you have to follow

 

november bestie :

...no

but thats not my job???

 

july bestie :

it totally is 😭

if it can benefit the both of you for the portfolios, you definitely have to talk to him. and i mean talk seriously, like professionals

 

november bestie :

so you're not even on my side???

okay. very well.

 

july bestie :

WOOYOUNG THATS NOT-

😭😭

 

 

Wooyoung's small steps resonated through the long and dark corridor. He gazed mindlessly at the walls, definitely unhappy to meet his project partner. He arrived in front of the studio's door, situated at the end of the corridor. Door number ; 1024.

The brunette checked again if he was at the right place before knocking on the door. Through the walls, he could hear a faint melody whilst quick steps came towards him. The door opened, revealing a guy with blue hair fading to grey at the roots, Kim Hongjoong. He was fairly good looking, Wooyoung thought. They've never met in real life, nor see a pic of each other, and that was only now that the brunette thought that getting to a stranger's place was definitely creepy.

"You're Hongjoong ?" Wooyoung asked.

"Of course I am. Who else would I be ?" The blue rolled his eyes before turning around and walking back in his studio, stunning the brunette. Following him closely, he closed the door before imitating a punch -he would of course not throw at him- while cursing under his breath. Feeling a bit of activity behind him, Hongjoong turned towards him, only for Woo to act all innocent.

 

The studio definitely had different vibes compared to the corridor, the sunset's light peeked through a gigantic window. Walls weren't painted, in fact the concrete of the building were at view for one to admire, boldly claiming its structure. It was remotely small, yet big enough for all the materials and equipment he needed. Yeosang maybe would've liked this place, more than Wooyoung would though.

"Uhm... should we talk about what you had in mind for the pics and stuff ?" The brunette remarked, while the blue was still adjusting of of his works.

"Sure. You can sit on the stool, and I'll continue working on that." Hongjoong replied, not looking at his interlocutor, while pointing at the said stool and fiddling with one of the project's pin.

Wooyoung looked at the direction of his finger to finally find the stool. The kind that didn't have a backrest but could turn. Wooyoung scoffed before sitting on it.

"What ? Don't think I come here to laze around, it's no place for comfort." 

"So that's why there's a sofa in the corner ?" The photographer pointed out to the furniture in brown leather, which led Hongjoong to shut up fast, earning a little grin from Wooyoung.

Wooyoung looked at Hongjoong working very diligently on the blue cape he was making. His gaze was focused and his hands steady, unwillingly creating a wall between the two men.

"What are you even working on ?" Hongjoong jerked his head towards the voice, who he did forget for a moment, before going back to his adjustments.

"Working on Jongho's outfit for the musical..."

"Jongho's outfit for the musical..? Wait, who's Jongho and what musical are we talking about ?"

"Jongho's a theatre kid and he'll play in a musical at the end of the year. Aren't you here for something else?"

"Right. My bad." A heavy silence flooded the room. Wooyoung awkwardly fiddled with his fingers while Hongjoong was still preoccupied by the project's golden decorations. 

It got complicated for the photographer to start the conversation again. He wasn't one to stammer and beat around the bush when he wanted something, but when facing the designer, the words got caught in his throat and only insults would come out.

Hongjoong sighed loudly, taking Woo out of his mind.

"For the creative process, we should probably stick to a concept close to the thematic incorporated in the collection."

"What's your thematic then ?"

"'M working on de deam, ande way shapes and texturs can evoke dat aspec." The designer muttered, a pin stuck in between his lips.

"Mind saying that again ?" He taunted, making Hongjoong groan in annoyance. He took the pin and held it in between his fingers like a cigarette before repeating again.

"I'm working on the dream, and the way shapes and textures can evoke that aspect." The brunette hummed in understatement, while whirling in his seat.

"So... maybe something a bit blurry? An ethereal vibe a little, no?" Hongjoong turned his head towards Wooyoung. There was something in his gaze, like a glimmer, only noticeable if you were attentive enough as he turned his head back towards the mannequin.

"....Yeah, something like that."

 

  

Wooyoung never longed for an afternoon to finish this bad. Working with Hongjoong was such a drag he desperately wanted to bash his skull in the nearby wall.

The shorter man always had that condescending tone in his voice. He was always nagging and belittling Wooyoung in a passive aggressive way that just made the photographer's blood boil. 

"I'm just gonna go if you decided to be so annoying." The brunette stood from the stool and grabbed his bag previously abandoned at the foot of his chair before rushing towards the door.

"Do you need a ride ?" Hongjoong retorted. Somehow, that taunting undertone was more enhanced than before.

"You're offering?" Wooyoung turned towards him, a shit eating grin plastered on his face.

"What ?" Hongjoong's face distorted in disgust. "Hell no! Even standing next to you is nerve racking." 

The designer's blatant revulsion let an honest cackle escape the dancer's chest.

"Yeah whatever you say." He shuts the door behind him, leaving the studio in a sudden silence.

 

 

the good, the bad and he's also ugly

 

Thu. 14 March // 7:54 PM

 

yunzz :

MINGI MINGI MINGI MINGI MINGI

AAAAAAAAAH

 

mingles :

yunho yunho yunho yunho aaaaa

 

yunzz :

CONGRATULATIONS TO US

 

mingles :

wait what why

 

yunzz :

the qualifications 😭😭😭

 

mingles :

OH

OH YEAH

CGG TO US

LETS CELEBRATE

LETS PARTAAAAAYYYYY

 

yunzz :

where???

 

mingles :

MY DORM

LETS GET DRUNNKKKKKK

UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWNNN

 

yunzz :

IM COMINNNG 🏃🏃

 

 

pretty princes(ses)

 

Fri. 15 March // 1:46 PM

 

cutie :

seonghwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

pretty :

Yeosangieee

 

cutie :

can you help me ?

there's this partner high school thats organizing a play in april and we've been offered to help in the making

that meaning extra credit 👀

and our team, in charge of the background scenery, wanted to put some easter eggs 

but we dunno what shsijs

 

pretty :

What's the play about ?

 

cutie :

it's called Bird Of Paradise, that they've written themselves!

it's like the story of some kid being the best the most popular in their field

which is opera

but then facing life crisis and difficulties when growing up

kinda giving Black Swan vibes 🦢

 

pretty :

This is a deep subject for high school seniors! 😲

It sounds like the kind of thing you like!

 

cutie :

yes!!#;#!

i feel like buying a ticket

 

pretty :

Do it!!!

Probably try to incorporate constellations

There's one that represent a Bird Of Paradise!

It's Apus

 

cutie :

oh okay

ohhhh she's cute

yeah I'll tell my team about it!

thank you hwa 😙😙😙

 

pretty :

My pleasure 😊

Notes:

Jongho introduction ayyy 🫣 he'll arrive fast,, plz arrive fast jongho bby
this story is progressively getting more and more narration,,,, tell me if u dislike it or not lolz 🥸✌🏾

Chapter 8: Want some more ?

Notes:

IM BAAAACK FOR PRIIDDDEEEEEEEEE
as school came back and its gonna be exam season soon i will most likely lessen the updates im sorry :')
i changed some things too!! i added dates to the previous chapters so go check them out if you're confused !

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Sun. 17 March // 9:47 PM

 

serial biter :

it's almost yunho and seonghwa bday

but none of us will be available

 

sannie :

what are you implying?

 

serial biter :

WE SHOULD CELEBRATE BEFORE

 

yeokai watch :

 you just wanna party

 

serial biter :

and what about it??

and it's not like yall are against partying 🙄

 

blind mofo :

yay partay

 

serial biter :

more enthusiasm maybe?

 

blind mofo :

YAY PARTAAAAY 🤩🤩🥰🥰🕺🕺🕺

wait party 4 what ?

 

serial biter :

JSJDJDLDSVSJ

 

sannie :

mingi 😭😭

party for yunho and seonghwa's bday

 

blind mofo :

oh-

let's party even more 🥳

 

marshwaseong :

I'm all for it !

Where and when do you want to do it ?

 

serial biter :

where, idk lmfao

i thought maybe next saturday, the 30?

but it can be complicated with yunho's job

 

left tower :

it's closed, my boss's daughter birthday

so she's closing early :D

 

serial biter :

AWESOME

 

blind mofo :

now where ?

 

sannie :

we can do it at our place, if sangie is okay with it

 

yeokai watch :

im ok with it 🙋

 

serial biter :

then it's settled!!!

saturday night at yeo and san!!!

 

 

what's on the menu ? LEGS.

 

 

Wed. 20 March // 11:57 PM

 

 

yun :

😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️

 

hwa  :

Did your practice go wrong ?

 

yun :

yes 😩

i flunked every single step of our routine, making all the team rehearse again and again and again

im so annoyed at myself i usually don't fuck up like this

i know everyone was mad with me being such a dumbass 

the qualifications are coming soon and i just cant get my head into it

plus the costumes arrived

mine's too tight and I feel like ill rip it to shreds when dancing

exams are coming soon too and there's even more customers at my job

i feel so stressed i want to die

 

hwa :

It's normal Yunnie, It's a stressful season mostly when you have a lot of things to do

But that's what's beautiful about you ! You can do a lot of things at the same time and still manage them to perfection. It's normal you have lows, it's part of growth and learning too.

You're in a team that's slowly growing bigger by the day, the pressure is huge ! But your teammates and us are here fo you, so rely on us!! 

I'm definitely happy to help you, and I'm sure the others would as well 

And about the costume issue, it's just a material one, I'm sure you can alter it. I know people who could help with that

 

yun :

thank you seonghwa 🫂

but im still unsure, what if i cant get it right at the next rehearsal? and on the d-day ?

 

hwa :

Then practice !! Mingi and Wooyoung would love to come with you, and so do I !

In fact, anyone would love to come with you. You just have that kind of energy that makes people attracted to you 

 

yun :

thank you hwa 🥲

im actually crying BAHA-

 

hwa :

Oh no baby 🫂🫂

Did you eat something ?

 

yun :

not really

i had an ice cream earlier but that's about it

 

hwa :

Want me to come pick you up ? Let's go to a convenience store and eat at the park

 

yun :

you still don't have your license hyung !!

 

hwa :

No one will know 🌚

 

yun :

seonghwa 😭😭😭

 

 

 

 

mom come pick me up im scared

 

 

Thu. 21 March // 6:04 PM

 

 

madre :

Wooyoungie my precious child of light

 

spawn of Satan :

im not getting good vibes from this

what's up??

 

madre :

I was thinking if I could bring a plus one to our little gathering Saturday

 

spawn of Satan :

oh

if its just that

yes of course i dont mind??

and the others are okay with it too ?

 

madre :

Yeah, I asked them all earlier

 

spawn of Satan :

ok great!!

who is it ?

 

madre :

Kim Hongjoong

...

Wooyoung are you okay ?

 

spawn of Satan :

NO

ABSOLUTELY NOT

DO NOT BRING HIM

 

madre :

But why ?

 

spawn of Satan :

he's INSUFFERABLE

I HATE HIS GUTS AND HE HATES MINES TOO

 

madre :

But he doesn't have that much friends !

And he could benefit from getting fresh air

 

spawn of Satan :

NO

he can rust in that stupid studio of his for all i care

 

madre :

C'mon Wooyoungie 🥺

For my birthday

 

spawn of Satan :

.

you and ur pretty face.

okay ill make an effort.

 

madre :

Thank you Wooyoung!! 😚😚😚

 

spawn of Satan :

GODUCFICNKFJKALLSMZ

 

 

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Sat. 30 March // 2:24 PM

 

 

serial biter :

i am regretting this with every cells of my body.

 

yeokai watch :

cmon its not gonna be THAT bad

 

serial biter :

you dont know how much i want to strike his head in a wall

 

left tower :

dont be gloomy all night Woo

it's just one person

 

serial biter :

fffuuuuccckkkkkk you

 

yeokai watch :

come clean with us and stop brooding over it

san and seonghwa are here already

it's obvious for san but yk

 

serial biter :

is this an invitation or am i being forced?

 

yeokai watch :

its for you to find out 🙈

 

serial biter :

🙄

im omw

 

 

The music flooded the room, filling any gaps in between the chatter. All sorts of drinks and food that everyone brought bit by bit were scattered on the island for anyone wishing.

Wooyoung was casually sitting in the couch, listening to San's and Yunho's conversation about some game he didn't care about. Some of the guys were missing, in another room or not arrived yet.

The bell rang. Wooyoung stood up to open the door to not interrupt the older ones in their -not so- deep conversation.

 

"You know it's open Seonghwa." Wooyoung teased, opening the door to the sight of his friend.

"I know, but let me be polite. Don't know what you're up to in a closed room." The older taunted, making the younger snort. 

He let him enter, closely followed by a familiar blue gremlin.

"Hongjoong." Wooyoung greeted him, trying not too much to hide his resentment towards the smaller man.

"Wooyoung." Hongjoong replied, that condescending tone glued to his voice. He entered further in the apartment while Wooyoung closed the door, rolling his eyes to the sky.

"Oh! You must be Hongjoong, hello! " Yunho exclaimed, cutting his chat with San as he rushed towards the designer to shake his hand.

"Hi, you're...?"

"Yunho ! This is San," He gestured to the black haired, that waved to him. "And I don't know where Mingi and Sangie areㅡ speaking of the devils!" As if they were summoned, they appeared right on time when they were mentioned.

"You weren't dressed like that when I came, Yeo..?"

"You were here at 2 pm, of course I'd change!"

 

 

"So you're in a crew, right ?" Hongjoong asked, getting his right knee closer to his chest. Yunho and Mingi nodded and Hongjoong whistled, "That's cool, so you go on stage and all ?"

"Yeah, we've got one next month, wanna come ?" Mingi proposed, before bringing his drink to his lips.

"Sure, why not. I'll get to see you in freaky costumes.. That's what you do right ?" The teasing sounded heavy in his voice tone, ticking Wooyoung off who was -to his discontentment- sitting next to him, but it did amuse the two dancers.

"Costumes, yeah we can call them that, but freaky ?!" Mingi laughed, leaning on Yunho shoulder, who was cackling as well.

"I still didn't take care of my costume though !" Yunho interjected, placing his hand on his mouth.

"You need help tailoring something?" Hongjoong asked, "I could, if you wanna."

"You'd do that ?! Thanks Hongjoong!" The tallest exclaimed before rushing towards him in something we could call an embrace.

 

 

Hongjoong came in the kitchen to wash his hands, where a wild wooyoung was nervously standing in a corner, sipping his drink.

"What are you doing ?" Hongjoong approached the sink, next to the dancer who followed him with his eyes.

"Avoiding you ?" The older scoffed, turning off the faucet.

"When are you gonna stop acting like a child ?" He dried his hands in the air, before looking at him, a merciless glint in his eyes. "It's only business for me. You don't owe me anything and me neither. Just take your pictures without making a fuss, okay ?" He got closer, wayy more close than anyone would do with someone they despise, before splashing him with the little water he had left on his hands, before leaving towards the living room.

 

This time, his tone was definitely more rude than before. The usual nagging turned into something more despiteful to the eyes of Wooyoung and somehow, something in him changed. Something he couldn't really put his finger on, but that made his stomach stir and his heart flutter.

 

 

Wooyoung plopped down on the couch, unaware of who was already sitting on it, but by the sudden hardness of muscular mass, it seemed that it was in fact San.

"Rough night?" The latter joked, bringing a chip to his mouth. 

"God, I can't help but feel Hongjoong staring daggers at me." Wooyoung whined, letting his head fall down his friend's shoulders. "It annoys me so bad !"

San turned his head towards the kitchen where Hongjoong, Seonghwa and Yeosang were happily chatting, laughs coming out from their conversation here and there. 

"Doesn't seem like it to me. Aren't you the one always looking at him bad ?"

"What? No! Can't you see how smug he is?"

San shrugged, taking another chip to his mouth before bringing one to Wooyoung's lips who accepted it gladly.

"Yo, that's cannibalism." The younger munched, looking directly in the older's eyes.

"What ?"

"You're a potato, San."

"Then if I'm a potato, what're you? A carrot?" He cocked an eyebrow, a slight grin on his lips, making the both of them chuckle.

"Ew, are y'all flirting on my couch ?" Yeosang nagged as he came in the living room, taking them out of their little banter, flustering not only our shy San, but surprisingly Wooyoung as well.

 

 

 

"Guys ! Let's play a drinking game." Wooyoung gasped, as if he had the idea of the century. 

"What game we talking about ?"

"Shotgun !" The whole room grows quiet, everyone's expression showing confusion about this game. "None of y'all know shotgun ?!"

Wooyoung flees to the kitchen, then comes back with a bottle of Schweppes tonic, salt, lemons and a bottle of tequila. He puts everything on the coffee table and takes one of the previous shot glass on the table.

"So. The goal is to drink the shot of tequila mixed with tonic," He explains, pouring about 2 cl of tequila in the shooter then filled the rest with tonic. "...and drink it after hitting on the table to make it foam. But before that, you have to lick some salt, and after the tequila, munch on a piece of lemon." 

Wooyoung grabs the salt and pours some on the back of his hand, right above the thumb. In a swift motion, he licks the grains off his hand, shakes the shooter and drinks it, before biting in the lemon. "That's how you do it."

Right after Wooyoung was Seonghwa, and to everyone's surprise, his expression remained neutral, even if his face took a rosy tint.

Next was Yunho. His reaction did contrast with Seonghwa's ; the moment he bit in the lemon, his face scrunched, making everyone guffaw.

Everyone then went along the game, the room filling with spilling booze and laughter.

 

Until arrived Mingi's turn.

 

"Oh !" Wooyoung interjected, "there's something I forgot! For more fun, we can put the salt on any other surface."

The dancer stood up with the salt bottle in hand and went towards Mingi and Yunho, both of them sat on the floor.

"Yunho, do you consent if I put salt anywhere on your body ?" Taken aback by the sudden request, Yunho looked at him confused. He seemed to think about it for a long second, before agreeing with a perplexed smile.

"Yeah, just not under the belt." The older tried to joke, feeling embarrassment creep up his body.

"Alright~" The younger dancer chuckled then turned towards Mingi, "And you Mingi, if I put it on Yunho, do you mind ?"

Mingi took long, way too long to answer. His gaze piercing through Yunho's and yet, the older couldn't decipher what was going through his mind like he usually could.

"Say yes already !" Hongjoong shouted, making everyone else laugh and obtain a disdainful look from Woo. 

"Sure." Mingi turned away, breaking eye contact with Yunho.

Wooyoung poured a bit of salt in his palm and dipped his finger before approaching Yunho's face and smearing the grains on his lips while Mingi was pouring himself the drink. The room was strangely silent beside for the music. It must be the tension going on that kept everyone hooked.

Mingi approached Yunho, his drink in hand, and Yunho couldn't help his beating heart from escalating. Their eyes locked for a solid second, before Mingi gaze lowered towards his lips. His breath got caught in his throat, making him breath shallowly. How could his one sided crush come to this ? He could feel his hot breath crashing against his face. The silence was so heavy he wanted to yell at the others to talk, laugh, moan, scream- anything to keep his mind away from kissing him.

Mingi slowly parted his plump lips as he shuffled, getting his body closer to his with a hand on his thigh almost straddling him. Yunho had to shut his eyes to distract himself from the growing arousal. The younger brought his tongue over his lips and ran them along the older's, before giving him a quick peck on the corner of his lips. He pulled out of his personal space and drank his shot completely while keeping eye contact with his friend, a challenging grin stuck on his face, while their friends cheered and screamed.

If he thought he had finished, Seonghwa sneakily came towards him and shoved the lemon in his mouth. Yunho gazed right at the mess, more like zoned out, his eyes focused on his friends fighting. What had just happened ?

"Yunho, you okay ?" San asked him with a hand on his back, startling him.

"Oh, yeah! Yeah! Just- give me something to drink." Yunho clumsily reached towards the coffee table to the bottle of tequila, the shooter in hand.

 

 

"Happy birthday Seonghwa and Yunho, Happy birthday to you~" The five of them sang while the two birthday boys stood there, none of them feeling awkward, as the alcohol in their system only boosted their happiness. The two of them blew the ungodly amount of candles atop of the cake, before sneaky hands took some of the frosting and smeared it on their faces. 

 

Yunho tried his best to forget what had just happened between him and Mingi, but it still stuck with him. It was the challenge, sure. It made him flustered, obviously. But he didn't imagine it, he did peck him at the end. Why would he even do that?

Either way, it was strange. Therefore, the dancer forced his mind to focus on his friend unraveling the enormous gift he had in hand.

"Is that..!" Seonghwa shouted, his eyes sparkly with excitement. "No.. You did not!" He yanked the rest of the paper and threw it away, landing on Yeosang's lap. He brought the Bowser lego box to his eyes, overanalyzing if it was real or not.

"It's a gift from everybody, really !" San added feeling so giddy about his friend's happiness.

The raven stood up to hug and kiss everyone, his happiness and excitement making him tear up. "Everyone really... thank you ! Thank you, thank you !!" He wiped his tears with the hem of his shirt, the small crowd chuckling and applauding his impromptu speech.

"Now for you Yunho..." The tallest took the box Wooyoung was handing him, then gently tugged at the wrapper.

Underneath it was a simple carton box, with no indication on it, like from where it is or what was it used for. He opened the box only to snort at the view of his -unsettling- gift.

"Are y'all kidding me ?" He exclaimed, baffled by his gift. He took it out of the box and showed it in bright daylight, making everyone laugh in return.

"Did y'all get me fucking dick-shaped-soap ?"

Notes:

YUNGI NATION RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM !!!
finally some actions between them FINALLY

TOPAZZZZ AAAAAAA

and some woosan action too?? man it's a full course meal

this chapter took WAY MORE time than it should LMFAO
im slowly preparing the next one soooo be patient plz dnsnsnsksn, full chat so it'll probably be a shorter time wait but idk

anyways,,,, the MV??? we talking about that??? THE GTA REFERENCE LMFAO🕺🏾🕺🏾

HAPPY PRIDE MY CHILDREN

 

(not to spoil but... don't trust what is happening now, I'll tell just that ✨)

Chapter 9

Notes:

yoooo im back 😁
next week is finals week, well see if i pass or pass away 😋
this is like a filler episode i did decide on a plot for this lmao
anywho, thanks for 100 kudos mwah

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Sun. 31 March // 11:23 AM

 

 

sannie :

did y'all get home safe ? 🏠

 

serial biter :

yup!!!

 

left tower :

yes we did!

 

blind mofo :

i didnt kno being driven arnd w a whiny Seonghwa would b so long

 

serial biter :

lmaoo 😭

he's so silly these days

 

left tower :

haahah yess

i love how he's getting more comfortable w us 

 

marshwaseong :

Ugh my head hurts so bad

First why did you let me drink that much ?

Then why are you talking about me like that ? 🫵

 

serial biter :

hajshsjajahsj

we shouldn't stop the bday boy

should we ?

 

marshwaseong :

You should've

I'll stay all day in bed

Don't disturb me kids 💆

 

left tower :

LMAO ok mom

oh we didn't add hongjoong to the chat

 

serial biter :

DON'T.

I DARE YOU.

 

left tower :

LMAOOO

what is your problem with him wooyoung 😭😭

 

serial biter :

ill snatch his head off, and urs too if you add him.

 

blind mofo :

damn i wanna c ur small ass try

 

serial biter :

SHSTYDHDUFHDDIU

WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON MINGI

 

blind mofo :

yunho obviously 🤷

 

left tower has added @tinyjoong

 

left tower :

hi hongjoong!!!!

 

blind mofo :

👋👋

 

sannie :

hongjoong!! hello!! 🙌

 

tinyjoong :

I feel like a celebrity

hello everyone

 

sannie :

did you get home safe?

 

tinyjoong :

yes, don't worry!

taking the subway wasn't as crazy as I thought lol

 

left tower :

it was your first time?

 

tinyjoong :

yeah, I usually get a cab 

but i felt a little adventurous today

 

left tower :

lmaoo

 

serial biter :

okay mister billionaire.

 

tinyjoong :

wow

 

blind mofo :

why r u coming back only 4 trouble Woo? 💀

 

tinyjoong :

noo no dont worry i dont mind

talking to him feels like doing charity work and I'm feeling indulgent today

 

serial biter :

you

.

 

left tower :

LMFMDLAOZOAOOA

 

blind mofo :

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

yeokai watch :

first time I'm seeing Wooyo speechless!!

what's your magic Hongjoong?

 

tinyjoong :

I'm just born like this i guess

lol

 

 

amicus ad aras

 

 

Sun. 31 March // 11:58 AM

 

 

november bestie :

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT

THE SHADE

HE'S SO SHADY

I HATE HIM

 

july bestie :

im sorry babe but

you brought that to yourself 💀

 

november bestie :

ASJSKDKDLSL

babe?

 

july bestie :

oops my bad- you dont like it ?

 

november bestie :

i mean

i dont mind it 🙂↕️

 

 

july bestie :

this emoji is so ominous idk what to think about it

 

november bestie :

HALSJSLLS

dw sannie i dont mind really 💀

 

july bestie :

oh okay 

babe :)

 

november bestie :

jsjdjdksdj

🤭

 

 

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Wed. 03 April // 4:06 PM

 

yeokai watch :

🧚✨🫰🌷got my first hateful comment 🫰🧚✨🌷🤍

 

serial biter :

WHAT

WHO

 

sannie :

who do i have to fight???? 😡😡

 

yeokai watch :

it was on my Instagram

I took all my courage and did the artist vs art challenge

just to get insulted in the comments 😻

 

marshwaseong :

How are you feeling Yeosang?

 

yeokai watch :

bad lol

im gonna stay in my bed all day and rot in here forever

 

serial biter :

NUH-HUH

ill come here and catch u, bring you out of that damn bed and WE'LL HAVE FUN

 

marshwaseong :

Don't believe and reduce yourself to what people on the internet says about you, they don't even show themselves on the net and are just frustrated that you look this good

 

sannie :

^^^

really tho!!! you're like one of the prettiest person ive ever seen in my life

 

blind mofo :

i agree

prettier than wooyoung

 

serial biter :

EH

but he's right

ur prettier than me

u are the prettiest on campus

in the world even

AND DONT EVER DOUBT THAT 🫵

 

left tower :

visual material ONG‼️‼️

 

yeokai watch :

thank you guys 🥹

 

tinyjoong :

ok but...

bad interactions are still interactions

 

serial biter :

are u being fr rn

do u think being like that can bring his mood up?

being so fucking negative like that smh

 

tinyjoong :

I'm being realist here

you cant deny that it's less of an interaction, therefore a boost for the ig post

 

serial biter :

idc about interaction boost and shit

its still someone who wrote smth bad abt my friend

and not some influencer or what bullshit

 

tinyjoong :

either way, what can he do ?

if he's unhappy abt it, he can delete the comment and move on.

why does it feel like you need an excuse to come at me, Wooyoung ?

 

serial biter :

do you even have feelings ?

its not like he could just forget about it in just seconds, and i know him

im not using any excuse to come at u, im just explaining how stupid ur pov is

 

tinyjoong :

right

definitely not crossing the line by saying my point of vue is stupid, absolutely not

 

yeokai watch :

are you two srsly fighting on my behalf ?

you guys, it's fine really 😭

i just need to recover but eventually itll pass 

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

and this post did attract more interaction than before so it's still a win for me hehet :p

 

blind mofo :

basically hongjoong won

 

left tower :

MINGI 💀💀💀

 

tinyjoong :

this is no matter of winning or losing

just trying to bring a friend's mood up.

 

 

 

amicus ad aras

 

Wed.03 April // 5:02 PM

 

november bestie :

i will run him over.

 

july bestie :

HAHAJSJD 😂😂

noo wooyoung! justice cant be done with violence!

 

november bestie :

damn i know

but how can he be so shady like tht?????

hes acting all mighty, like his pov was superior then acts like he's the indulgent one, the nice guy

i srlsy need 2 words with that mf.

i cant do this

i feel like im challenged everyday since i know him

 

july bestie :

aw man, you wanna come over ?

so you can cheer up a little bit 🤗

 

november bestie :

you'd let me in?!

it feels like im homeless

BUT ILL ACCEPT IT

 

 

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Sun. 07 April // 11:22 PM

 

yeokai watch :

SO @left tower @blind mofo

HOW WAS PRACTICE??

 

serial biter :

damn why you up so late??

 

yeokai watch :

caffeine

 

blind mofo :

twas gr8!!

 

left tower :

UGH

it hurts so bad

my body hurts so bad 😩

 

yeokai watch :

aw man 😔

take rest yunho!!

 

left tower :

thank you yeosang

how's everyone's studying doing?

 

serial biter :

SHUT

SHUT UP

don't even DARE say that word jeong yunho

 

left tower :

what? 😭

 

blind mofo :

i rlly feel like ill cram the night b4

 

yeokai watch :

that's bc you're entp

as for me 😌

i still havent done shit

LMFAO

 

serial biter :

its not like you have a lot to study 

u literally just paint random oranges to get a good grade

i could do that 🙄

 

yeokai watch :

then do it bitch

id love to see you try

 

serial biter :

bet

 

marshwaseong :

This is so late for you all to be chatting a random Wednesday night

And you still haven't studied? shaking my head🤦

 

left tower :

HAHAHA

you're like the first person i see write smh fully

 

serial biter :

are you sure you're not my parent???

god seonghwa you're so much my mom coded

 

left tower has renamed marshwaseong to mom

 

 

mom :

Ehh

At least give me something grandiose maybe?

 

 

serial biter has renamed mom to matriarch

 

matriarch :

Fine by me 💁

 

left tower :

LMFAOOO

 

 

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Thu. 11 April // 8:27 PM

 

 

serial biter :

MEN.

 

sannie : 

what did we do??

 

serial biter :

not u san bby 🫶

but this guy came up to me on insta and wanted to get to know each other and i said ok

only for him to ask me if i had snap 😵

but he said i was pretty so a win is a win 💅

 

yeokai watch :

ahhhh...... men

 

serial biter :

i told him no obv

cuz I DONT have it

guess what he answered ?

NOTHING

NOT EVEN LIKED MY TXT

NOT EVEN LEFT ON READ

what do men WANT ong 😭😭

 

blind mofo :

nah thats wild

id never do that

 

left tower :

like hell you would

asking for snap feels like wanting to hookup but without even getting to know the other person

 

serial biter :

waiting for them strip naked

butthole hanging in the air

 

sannie :

YO?!

 

left tower :

to me at least 🤷

 

matriarch :

It happened the same to me a moment ago lol

 

sannie :

YOU?????

 

serial biter :

you're like the last person id see get hit on on socials

u barely post 

 

yeokai watch :

spill the teeeeea seonghwa

 

matriarch :

I wasn't like that before though, I used to post a lot of pictures!!

This one guy came up to me and I wondered what did he want, so i asked him and he said he wanted to get to know me, and I was like oh? okay? Is it my time to flirt on social media

(I was 16 at the time)

He asks me my age, then tells me he's 24 ?! Mister ?! But he was still polite though, he asked me if I was comfortable with chatting with him to which I answered no, we were like 8 years a part 😂 What do you want from a child seriously ?

And to that, I think he got annoyed and just liked my message

 

blind mofo :

nah thats wild

 

serial biter :

is this ur only text line mingi ? 

 

yeokai watch :

thats bc he's T

 

serial biter :

💀💀💀

 

blind mofo :

WHAT DO U WANT ME TO SAY???

 

sannie :

😭😭

 

matriarch :

😂😂😂

 

serial biter :

IDK CHANGE 

 

left tower :

yall 💀💀💀💀

 

 

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Sat. 13 April // 10:47 AM

 

left tower :

just noticed san doesnt have a nickname

 

serial biter has renamed sannie as muscle daddy

 

muscle daddy :

LFMDOAOOAO WOOYOUNG??

 

yeokai watch :

i mean

he's not wrong

 

serial biter :

see im right 🤷

 

muscle daddy :

akakbslsndfbzhhzhzidbzkal

 

blind mofo :

cgg u broke him

 

left tower :

😭😭😭

lets maybe not only reduce him to his appearance?

san is more than just a fine

sexy

sculpted by the gods

muscle moutain

🫶

 

muscle daddy :

are you all coming for my throat????

 

yeokai watch :

im being fr 

hes giggling and kicking his feet rn

 

muscle daddy :

STOP EXPOSING ME WTF

 

tinyjoong :

call him Andes Cordillera

biggest moutain chain in latina america, so a hot continent

and since he's very big and very hot

 

muscle daddy :

JSHDAJJDDJJS

 

left tower :

OH

I LIKE HOW YOUR BRAIN WORKS

 

left tower has renamed muscle daddy as Andes Cordillera

 

Andes Cordillera :

😭😭😭😭😭

.............so this is my fate uh................

 

left tower :

lmaoo

dont you think wooyo's username is getting old?

 

blind mofo :

ye

his more than a serial biter now

hes so loud

 

yeokai watch :

and he whines

A LOT

 

left tower :

✍️✍️✍️

mhm, what else ?

 

serial biter :

is that my roast fest?

 

tinyjoong :

like could he just shut up for once

 

serial biter :

why are yall picking on me 💀💀💀

 

left tower has renamed serial biter as loud whiny bitch pls stfu 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

😭😭😭😭😭

WHY

WHAT DID I DO TO YALL

 

yeokai watch :

LMMAMAAOOAO

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

ur having too much fun w this yunho i think

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu has renamed left tower as FUCKING MUTT

 

blind mofo :

FUCKING MUTTSHHSAVBAAJDOSLA⁠

 

yeokai watch :

IJBOLLLL

 

FUCKING MUTT :

im pissing myself 😭😭😭😭😭

this shit too funny i need air

 

Andes Cordillera :

💀💀💀💀

this feels like a hate crime 💀💀

 

matriarch :

This is so vile 🤣🤣

 

FUCKING MUTT :

ok but like can we change it ?

dont wanna have someone thinking i have some weird fantasies

AGAIN 💀💀💀💀

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

first of all you can change it

second, WDYM AGAIN

 

yeokai watch :

YEAH SPILL

 

blind mofo :

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

FUCKING MUTT :

oh that's right

i was in a gc in high school and my user was 'foot licker'

AND A FRIEND CALLED ME LIKE THAT

IN FRONT OF MY WHOLE FAMILY 

i still have ptsd 💔

worst part is, guess who that friend is

 

matriarch :

mingi

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

mingi

 

Andes Cordillera :

mingi ?

 

blind mofo :

ASJSJDBBZKZKDL

 

FUCKING MUTT :

YOU SCARRED MY MOM FOR LIFE

TAKE YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES 🫵 

 

tinyjoong :

I'm deaaad 😭

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu has renamed FUCKING MUTT as got that dawg in me

 

blind mofo :

yunho roast fest has finally came

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

just to spike u when u said that irl

 

got that dawg in me :

WHAT ABOUT IT

 

Andes Cordillera :

YUNHO???

who says that IN REAL LIFE????

 

matriarch :

🤣🤣🤣

Notes:

ajsjsksbsksn san calling wooyo babe who's the one falling first there huh
half of the users i decided for them are here, meaning some will change shortlyyyyyyy
jongho is coming i promise, he's just taking his time 🤞🏾

Chapter 10: I don't wanna be alone anymore every night

Notes:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAI IM BACK IN THE BUILDING AGAINNNN
did my finals go well ? WELP.
did i finish this chapter earlier than i should ? UHM.
BUT IM HEEEEERE NOW

 

um content warning? (kinda) a lot of arguing lol
also discussion of eating disorders (bulimia)
so proceed with caution if it's a triggering topic for you 🫶🏾
first time writing angst im nervous

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Lunch with the troupe, everything was going well. For once, the seven of them were gathered on a table outside of the cafeteria thanks to the bright sun, still laughing at Mingi's bad luck and Yeosang's endless tease.

"But it was what was said on the package ! Not my fault the peremption date was hidden in the far back of its asshole!"

"So you can't read ?" Yeosang taunted, making everyone go into another fit of laughter.

When everyone had calmed down, still cracking small jokes between each breath they could, Yunho suddenly stood up, alarming everyone.

"Where are you going, Yunho?" San asked, voicing everyone's concern.

"Oh... I have stuff to do, don't mind me guys!" He smiled, before leaving with his tray. Everyone, confused, turned all their heads towards Mingi.

"What ?"

"Do you know something?"

"I dunno... maybe he's gonna practice some more, or lick someone's butthole, bro I don't know!"

 

 

 

 

never be an adult

 

Wed. 17 April // 09:11 PM

 

hongjoong :

seonghwa ?

can I talk to you about something?

 

seonghwa :

Sure, I'm all ears 🤗

What's up ?

 

hongjoong :

I dunno, I feel more on edge these days

with the finals coming up, wooyoung continuing on with his bitchy attitude

and just overall the end of the year stress

I cant sleep that much at night 

like I ever can hah

but... it feels like my skeleton wants to flee my skin

and i want to use the time im not sleeping in something productive, but my brain feels too fried for that

also sorry for not sticking around that much during the shoot

was everything ok ?

shit I haven't finished Jongho's outfit 

fuck

 

seonghwa :

Wow !

Have you taken time for yourself, Hongjoong? It feels like you're all over the place, trying to control everything at the same time.

I believe it'll give you enough strength and give you many more ideas in the future

Also everything went well don't worry ! Wooyoung's an incredible director even with the little instructions you gave him

...While arguing but I don't blame you haha!

 

hongjoong :

glad to hear it :)

but when could I take rest ? everything is coming at the same time and I just can't leave all of it to "get rest"

how do you even do that ?

 

seonghwa :

By trying to put everything aside for a second

You're not a superhuman Hongjoong, try putting yourself first

And I can help with that

Like with having a spa day, or eating good food

Perhaps, do you want to come over ?

 

hongjoong :

aren't things a little risky with your mom around ?

 

seonghwa :

Right

I forgot about her

 

hongjoong :

lmaoo

you could come at mine though

since there's... no one

 

seonghwa :

You don't mind ?

 

hongjoong :

no :)

 

seonghwa :

Then pardon my intrusion

I could also really use a spa day 😂

 

hongjoong :

tell me about it 

 

 

Tonight's practice was going off strong, with every crew member doing their best, like they were performing on stage. In perfect sync, the whole team succeeded in practicing the choreo multiple times, yet something still missed. The energy was lower than usual. Everyone must've been tired from the practice.

The routine was going on well, everyone giving it their all until a foreign sound fills the room accompanied by a pained hiss escaping yunho's mouth. The latter grabbed his shoulder when multiple members of the crew gathered around him, worried by his state.

"it's fine, don't worry." He kept on reassuring his crew mates before leaving the practice room. The scene unraveled in front of Mingi's eyes, who couldn't help but worry and yet kept his distance, feeling that Yunho was wanting more and more time for himself these days.

Therefore, he came to the conclusion he'd go see him at the end of the session, when the whole team was calming down.

"What are you thinking about ?" Kye asked the latter, taking him out of his reverie.

"Oh just... I'll go see him later, when everyone leaves."

"You can go now. It's late and everyone's a little antsy from his condition so were dismissing tonight's practice." The older handed him an icepack wrapped in a random chiffon, "Bring him that too, 'could help with the pain."

Mingi took the ice pack from Kye's hands before the latter tapped his shoulder and left. The room was slowly emptying itself, only leaving Mingi, Yunho's stuff and his own. 

His heart kept on beating even more loudly whenever he approached the only other room on the floor, but he couldn't guess why. He arrived in front of the other practice room door but didn't push it. His breath kept cutting short and his chest tightening, with only the help of the ice pack freezing his hand to keep him grounded.

Hesitantly, he gently opened the door to the view of his friend sat on the floor and still holding on his shoulder.

"Yunho ?" The taller turned around to see who was the one calling him. The view of his friend looking so exhausted made his heart ache.

"How you doing ?" He came up to him but still kept a foot or two distance between them.

"I'm fine really, don't worry about me." He replied, a faint smile curving his lips. Yet it looked so pained.

"You don't look like it though." The youngest came back. "What's wrong ?"

"It's nothing, really."

"No it's not just nothing ! You told me it was fine last month and now look at you."

"Mingi... don't start a scene now."

"Starting a scene ? Yunho you're injured !"

Yunho starts to feels his irritation grow bigger. He stands up to face his friend.

"And what about it ?! You're not helping in any way by telling me the obvious."

"Yunho." Mingi approached him, unconsciously squeezing the ice pack. " I don't know what's up with you these days dude, but nothing I say gets through your thick ass skull. Why you being so selfless ?"

Mingi's last comment apparently hit a nerve, as Yunho jaw visibly tightened, his eyes holding a fiery look.

 

"Mingi you're being so fucking useless right now! God that's annoying !" 

 

The taller saw Mingi's face decompose, and he regretted his words instantly. But he couldn't back down, apologize and hold him in his arms. The harm had been done, and he couldn't do anything to change it. The whole room plunged in an uncomfortably silence, leaving the two of them to look at each other in the white of the eye.

 

"...I'm only trying to help you. If you just accepted it you wouldn't be like this." The youngest shoved the dripping ice pack on his friend's chest, not caring if he caught it or not, and bolting out of the room to take his stuff and leave that god forsaken building.

Yunho kept his gaze on the door, the anger boiling in his stomach to his fingertips. He threw the ice pack on the floor in such a violent fashion it echoed through the walls and probably could be heard in the corridor. 

Eventually, his previous sentiment got replaced by sadness, regret. Why did he say Mingi was useless? He knew it wasn't true. They both knew what Yunho said wasn't true. So why did it sting so much ? Why did it make Mingi's eye teary and Yunho's skin crawl?"

 

 

"What's up Yunho?" Seonghwa replied to Yunho's incoming voice call. The younger was standing by himself next to a pound, lit by one street lamp.

 

"Hey Seonghwa, can I talk to you about something?" 

 

"Um... can this wait a bit ? I'm in the middle of something." He sounded distressed, his voice being erratic and breathy, worrying(?) a bit Yunho.

 

"Oh, yeah, sorry it's just- Are you with someone ?" Thing he had to point out when he heard the sound of someone else, and knowing his curious nature, he had to ask his friend. Alas, he was met with an impromptu silence.

 

"Seonghwa ?- oh." The latter seemed to have hung up on him. Yunho looked back at his phone screen to confirm it. He sighed and put his phone back in his pocket.

Maybe it wasn't it. Maybe Seonghwa was just annoyed to hear Yunho complain to him every chance he could. Maybe he annoyed him out too.

 

 

 

 

sorry i didnt get ur phone number earlier

 

Thur. 18 April // 1:43 AM

 

yeocansing :

mingi!!!

a little bird told me you were going to see Birds Of Paradise next week end

is that right ?

 

fixedonthewall :

yes

who told u?

 

yeocansing :

wooyo obviously

im going too!!

let's go together 🕺

 

fixedonthewall :

aight

 

yeocansing :

lol

.....

you dont look like the kind of guy to go to plays tho

 

fixedonthewall :

cuz im not

gonna c my friend jongho 

 

yeocansing :

oh !!

i heard he's the main character, you must be proud !!

i caught a glimpse of their trainings once and I was mesmerized by his voice power 🤩

 

fixedonthewall :

yea

hes the best

 

yeocansing :

lmaooo

 

 

"Something's wrong with Yunho." Wooyoung whispered to the small group when the latter left the table earlier than everyone else. San and Seonghwa agreed with the statement.

"Maybe it's because of the finals ?" Wooyoung proposed, making everyone think about it.

"Or his show ?" San replied, to which Wooyoung and Seonghwa nodded.

"Do you know anything about it, Mingi ?" The brunette didn't even move his gaze from his plate, only shrugging his shoulders. The three of them looked at each other, telepathically addressing the elephant in the room ; 'Mingi and Yunho had a fight.' 

But something still didn't add up. Even if the two of them were on bad terms for the time being, Yunho still had that new strange behavior ; he usually wouldn't leave anyone behind when he finished his food, and definitely not Mingi, but it seemed like this old habit of his disappeared this past week.

And he seemed more and more exhausted. Even if it didn't show in his attitude, the poorly covered eye bags under his eyes were still worrisome.

"Do you want me to ask him ?" Seonghwa asked to everyone, but subconsciously leaned more towards Mingi. The latter slowly raised his gaze towards his friend who showed him a gentle smile. 

"That'd be great, thank you Seonghwa !" 

 

 

what's on the menu? LEGS

 

Thur. 18 April // 4:22 PM

 

hwa :

Hey 👋

 

yun :

hiii seonghwa

 

hwa :

Everything good ?

 

yun :

yup yup

hbu ?

 

hwa :

Doing great, thanks ☺️

Say... you don't have clases this afternoon, right?

 

yun :

yessss

why ?

 

hwa :

I was wondering if you wanted to try some of the flan I made yesterday 

I can bring some and we can chat, or watch a movie?

 

yun :

wow

is this a bday present? 💀

 

hwa :

Nooo

I'm just doing it because I like you

And we barely spend time together these days :)

 

yun :

awwww

then come to my dorm!!!

the door is wide open for you my dear 

 

hwa :

😂🥰

 

 

"Welcome to my dean, Seonghwa !" The taller joked when opening the door to his older friend. The latter chuckled before entering and removing his shoes, giving the cake to Yunho for him to put on the small island table. 

The two of them chatted, Seonghwa lingering on some of the deco he already saw multiple times, before actually sitting at the island. Yunho cut the cake and served his friend before serving himself.

 

"So... how're you doing, Yunho ?"

"Did you come here only to ask me that ?" He joked, shoving a spoon of the cake, absolutely delighted when the pastry touched his tongue.

Seonghwa softly chuckled as well, but was still worried. He put the spoon down on the plate, and crossed his arms on the table.

"I dunno, I'm just making sure."

"Seonghwa..." He puts his spoon down too, "Is something wrong ?"

"No ! It's just, I've been noticing things lately..." He cuts himself, allowing Yunho to speak but the latter doesn't, therefore he continues. "It just feels like you're being more and more exhausted these days and... it may sounds stupid but you barely eat with us anymore. Did we do something that bothered you, so you're keeping your distances ?" 

Yunho smiles awkwardly, not sure if he's able to explain his situation without breaking in tears. His whole body hurt, he was so damn exhausted, it was a miracle he could still stand up by himself. 

He looks in Seonghwa's eye, looking for comfort, thing he always has. The elder doesn't speak, giving Yunho all the time he needs, wether it's minutes to the whole evening.

Yunho lets out a shaky sigh before speaking up again, "It's just that... these days have been particularly hard. With the finals coming up and also the qualifications, I feel like I'm not enough."

Seonghwa held his hand out for Yunho to grab and have a physical proof that he was there for him. Yunho reached for it and held it tight, feeling the tears coming up to his eyes.

"I feel like I don't have any control on what's happening around me or to me. I don't even wanna eat anymore. But I still do and it just feels... wrong. Like I shouldn't eat the amount I'm usually eating, and it makes me stress so much, so I eat even more. But then I feel bad and I... I try my best to lose it, in any way I can." He removed his grip on Seonghwa's hand to wipe away the tears gently falling from his eyes. "I feel like it's the only thing i can have control over."

 

"Yunho..." Seonghwa whispered, sadness tugging at his heart. He stood up and went to his side to hold him in his arms. The younger immediately wrapped his arms around his waist, trying his best to not bawl in his embrace while the elder fondly stroked his hair. When he felt himself calmed down, Yunho looked up to meet Seonghwa's eyes. The elder cupped the side of his face and stroked his cheek with his thumb.

"Yunho, do you wanna know what I think ?" He gently asked to which Yunho nodded.

"I feel like you're keeping a lot to yourself and you don't really rely on us, when you can ! What you're telling me feels like you're developing an eating disorder, and I know what I'm talking about. But my real question is why didn't you come to us ? We could've helped you hold that weight and none of us will shame you for how you feel."

 

Yunho give him a look full of disbelief as he unwraps his arms from his waist. "I don't think so, it's just stress. It can't be an ED." 

"Yunho... " He remove his arms from him and let them hang around his body as the taller gets up. "I hate to break it to you, but it seems like it."

The younger sighed and grabbed the plates and spoons from the table, going to put them in the sink. "Seonghwa let's not... have that conversation now."

"Are you sure ? Why is everything you told me checking every cases, but you don't want to accept it ? It's okay you know."

"It's not-" He grips the edge of the sink, trying to control everything bubbling in his chest. He couldn't repeat the same mistake he did with Mingi, right ?

"I don't have an ED, alright ? It'll get better by itself, and I'll be okay in a few weeks."

 

The elder really thought Yunho had opened his heart to him, but only for him to close it right in his face. He knew what it was like, himself falling victim to unhealthy eating habits when he was younger.

 

"And what if it gets worse in those few weeks ?"

"Then I'll figure it out."

"See, that's your problem. You can't figure everything out by yourself Yunho!"

Hearing this comment that seemed full of condescension, the taller felt the feeling in his chest explode, like a volcano. His face scrunched as his voice got significantly louder.

"My problem?! Seonghwa. I don't need you dictating my life! You're not my fucking mom !"

Seonghwa, surprised by his friend unusual snappy attitude naturally raised his voice towards Yunho too.

"Yet I'm still the one giving you advice! I'm still the one giving you comfort when you need it! Don't lie to yourself and act like nothing happened!" 

"Seonghwa, did you come here just to spike me? To give me a fucking lesson?! If so you could just get the fuck outta here, no one's stopping you."

Yunho's unusual aggressiveness startled Seonghwa, leaving him speechless. His mouth stayed open but not a sound came out of it. He closed it and took his phone from the table. He gave him one last look, trying to guess whatever was on his mind. "Fine then."

He made his way to the doorway and carelessly put on his shoes before leaving the flat without forgetting to slam the door in a deafening sound.

Yunho stayed silent in the kitchen, running his fingers through his hair. He decided to go clean the dishes, to keep his mind away from his second argument of the week.

He couldn't understand it. Nobody would usually come and show their affection for him. It felt off when all of the sudden they all seemed to care. Almost fake. With Mingi, his best friend -who he had feelings for- suddenly caring for him when all their life it was the contrary, Yunho felt like he was just doing by interest, as if he wanted the older to always stay by his side. And Yunho knew he could never say no.

Seonghwa showing him his interest at first eased Yunho's mind, but with what happened the night prior, Yunho couldn't get their interaction out of his thoughts. Maybe he was with someone else, sure it shouldn't really be his problem, but a part of his mind still stuck on the doubt, the uncertainty. Maybe Seonghwa faked it just to get rid of him, just to not hear about his complaints anymore. Maybe he was sick of him.

 

His knuckles turned almost white around the spoon to the thought. Enraged, he threw the spoon right back in the sink. The silverware tinkled around every objects in it, but Yunho didn't seem to care about the noise. His mind was too loud, replaying anything that happened, his argument with mingi, the puke, the exhaustion, the stinging pain in his shoulder, his argument with seonghwa...

He couldn't endure it. He needed to see another scenery than the cramped apartment. He bolted towards the entrance, put on his shoes and snatched the keys from the table before storming out as well.

 

⁠★

 

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Thur. 18 April // 6:57 PM 

 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

has anyone seen yunho ?

Notes:

im just noticing that this (painful) arc is just yunho literally being attacked from everywhere 😭😭 im sorry bby boo you're my punching bag rn but you'll recover i promise 🫂

also hold on.... seonghwa ? with WHO exactly are you spending your night? 🧐 and what are you doing with them ? MH ?! 🧐🤨🤨🤨

also (little me time here) im always second guessing my choices and how the characters live like???? im just feeling like Yunho's views on hwa are kinda out of character and I feel like Mingi particularly would think like that, but at the same time it's just fiction who cares if yunho acts ooc or not and considered his condition he does act ooc but urgehehhrrhhr im lost lmao

anyways, onto good news : i bought the album (diary ver) and pulled yuyu ice cream ver, hongjoong preco ver, yeosang hello82 ver, wooyoung and jongho :D also the mingi postcard higjfigjhihi 🤭🤭 they all look so good, thank you fnac and kq for feeding me like that 🙇🏾

also absolutely not related to ateez but- megan thee stallion dropped an album (finally) and i really liked it :](insert seonghwa food interview 'i REALLY like it")

Chapter 11: Maybe I just feel lost without you and maybe I'm just pissed off without you

Notes:

heeeeeeeeeeey
you got the hurt and NOW the COMFORT!!!! ⁠(⁠≧⁠ロ⁠≦⁠) lol
writing a fight is HARD DAMN!!!!! but im trying im trying
we're settling back, we dont have anymore shouting but we still have tears hah

also thanks for 3K hits smooches 🕺🏾

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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Thur. 18 April // 6:57 PM 

 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

has anyone seen yunho ?

 

tinyjoong :

no?

what happened ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

idk i just went to his dorm, the door was opened but he wasnt there

it's getting kinda late so im worried

 

yeokai watch :

didnt he have something to do ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

if he had any business he wouldve told us

he wouldnt be outside at this hour, right? its a thursday night....

i tried calling him, but he doesn't answer

his phone probably dead

he has the horrible tendency to not charge it

seonghwa werent u the last one who visited him ?

@matriarch ?

 

matriarch :

I did

But I don't know where he went

 

Andes Cordillera :

did something happen ?

 

matriarch :

Yes

I went to see him like we agreed to, and he told me how he was feeling. Then I told him my views about his situation and he suddenly turned cold.

Then he got aggressive, to which I replied with the same energy. After that he told me to get out, so I didn't fight back and left.

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

wow

lets all gather somewhere maybe?

this is a lot to take in by txt

 

blind mofo :

u can come to my dorm

theres no1 else

 

 

⁠★

 

"So ? What happened?" Wooyoung asked, trying his best to hide the worry in his tone.

The six of them all regrouped as planned in Mingi's dorm. The latter, Yeosang and Seonghwa were sitting on his bed whereas Hongjoong and San were standing up. Only Wooyoung was sitting on a chair.

The oldest let the question float in the air, still trying to figure out his words. Seonghwa was hunched over, his arms supporting his weight on his thighs. He kept on bouncing his legs, making it seem like he was shaking.

"I went to Yunho's place as we decided to, to check on him. I asked him how he feels and he told me. I gave him my opinion -after asking him of course- but he suddenly turned cold in his attitude, and shut me down." He crossed his arms and leaned against the backrest, "So I tried to ask more. And that's when he started being aggressive. He told me to leave and I didn't try to fight back, so I left."

"What did you two say to each other?" Hongjoong asked.

Seonghwa sighed, running his hand through his straight hair, "He... I don't know if I should tell you. It's very personal, and I don't want to make things worse. I shouldn't have brought it up at first, now we lost him and that's my fault."

"No..." Mingi spoke up, for like the first time in years. Everyone stayed silent, giving him space to introduce his words.

"Seonghwa... It's not your fault." Mingi kept on fiddling with his rings, his gaze locked on them, unable to make eye contact with anyone else without breaking in tears. The older turned his gaze towards him.

"We had a fight two days ago. He did shut me down too, like you, and it ended terribly. He straight up told me I was useless, but I know he doesn't think that for real. He himself don't think that too, from the look in his eyes. But... it did hurt me at the time, and it still sting a bit. I..." Mingi let a shaky exhale escape his mouth, feeling the tears building up dangerously in his eyes. Seonghwa immediately came by his side and stroked his back.

"Oh, so that's why you seemed off in your messages." Yeosang added, under the puzzled look of his friends. Mingi nodded to his statement.

"Don't put all the burden on you Ming," Wooyoung came in, "We've all noticed he was being off these days, but we don't know why. Maybe that reason is what made him so snappy."

The whole room fell in another silence, as everyone was collecting their thoughts.

"Do you want my opinion?" Hongjoong raised his voice, cutting the silence. No one answered but all of them looked in his direction.

"I think it's kinda weird you decided to come to Yunho's. I mean- I know you meant well but it still feels strange, as if only you, Seonghwa, could talk to him. Are all of your interactions with Yunho like that ?"

This question got them thinking. It was true that most of the kids, if not all of them, didn't really look after him. They all cared for one another, sure, but it stayed still so secretive it's as if it never existed. Thing that is strange, they all had become friends in such a short amount of time but always stayed with another, making them so close.

"Maybe that's how he felt. At least with you, Mingi." Mingi who had lowered his gaze looked back at the blue, "You've been friends for awhile, right ? And yet, your communicating skills are... anyways. Maybe that's what Yunho's pissed at. From an outsider perspective, he tends to look after you more than you do, so maybe when you decided to help him, he felt like it wasn't right. In a way, he's more accustomed to Seonghwa coming towards him for emotional support. But the thought of Mingi suddenly caring for him probably made him think you were doing it by interest."

They all seemed deep in thought, before Seonghwa spoked back, "But it doesn't explain why he shut me down like that."

"Maybe something made his views on you change. From a certain experience, plus Mingi's attitude. No matter what, he could've had the feeling he was just being taken care of when he felt bad."

Wooyoung looked at Yeosang, his brows furrowed. The older mirrored his expression. The both of them expressed their concerns without a word, a skill they had perfected after years of hanging out together ; He knows something we don't.

"Yeah but was it really a reason to snap at me like that? I'm just trying to help." Seonghwa stood up, his frustration mingling with his anger.

"I know that, but it ain't a reason for you to come at me like that too. You knew the state he was in, why'd you scream at him ?"

Seonghwa stayed silent, sitting back in the couch. He may be the oldest and the most wise, his temper did sometimes get the better of him.

Hongjoong sighed and cross his arms. The small dorm stayed silent, everyone thinking about what to do.

"Do you want me to go look for him?" San cut through the silence. "None of us has any idea what to do, might as well get active."

Hongjoong nodded, "You don't mind ? One of us could go with you too too."

San started to put his jacket back on, "No don't worry. And I believe Seonghwa and Mingi would need some company right now." He slipped his shoes on and left the flat.

 

⁠★

 

The wind flew through the tree leaves and through San's short locks. He walked through the city's streets and checked every nook and cranny for Yunho.

He continued his search until he reached the park, he was unsure if he could ever find him in a space this vast but what mattered is that he tried.

He went under the trees, nothing. On a bench, nothing. Behind, or even inside a bin, still nothing. Even with just having an overview of the park, he couldn't find Yunho's silhouette.

He walked through the park until he arrived next to the pound, he walked towards it to catch his breath from all this running and searching, when a foreign form moved in the corner of his eye.

He turned around to see where the movement was from, until he saw a familiar silhouette sitting at the feet of the tree : he found him. 

He walked towards him but he knew he wouldn't see him. The taller was hunched up, his head between his arms. San sat next to him, letting him affiliate himself with his presence.

"What are you doing here ?" Yunho exhaled, his voice muffled by his posture. Even muted down, San could still pinpoint the sob caught in his throat.

"I came here looking for you, Yunho."

"Why ?"

"I..." He cut himself in his words, "We were worried about you."

None of them dared trying something else, the silence already weighting a lot.

"Seonghwa and Mingi told us about what happened." San finally announced. The sentence came like a shocker. Yunho suddenly raised his head to look at San, his expression showing all of his worry.

"I mean, not in the absolute detail, they told us just what happened, because Seonghwa thought it would be better for you to tell us when you're ready."

The taller visibly relaxed. He exhaled as his shoulders slumped down and he let his forehead fall on his arms.

Seonghwa did care for him after all.

San looked at him, full of worry but also glad he was still in one piece. He brought his hand to the back of the taller's head with the same gentleness he would pet a scared stray cat. Yunho didn't stop him, in fact the contact was warm and gentle and that was Yunho definitely needed.

Unexpectedly, he felt the tears come back to the brim of his eyes and couldn't do anything to stop them from falling. San kept on stroking his hair as Yunho silently sobbed. The younger did guess what was happening to his friend by the way his shoulders trembled.

"Do you want to go home tonight?" San whispered. Yunho replied by shaking his head. The thought of going back to his small dorm by himself, where he screamed at Seonghwa made his stomach stir in disgust.

"Do you want come home with me?" Yunho didn't answer for a second, thinking about it. He really didn't want to be alone, and definitely not tonight. He raised his head to look at his friend, his eyes red from too much crying.

"Please, San."

 

 

ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

 

Thur 18 April // 10:45 PM

 

Andes Cordillera :

guys i found him, and considering his state I'm bringing him back to our apartment 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

where was he?

 

tinyjoong :

how is he doing?

 

Andes Cordillera :

found him in the park, next to the pond

he was completely shaken

even he doesn't know how long he stayed outside

 

tinyjoong :

where are you two now? do you need someone to pick you up ?

 

Andes Cordillera :

we're otw don't worry, he's on my back so he doesn't tire himself more

how is everything doing at yours?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

Sangie left to his flat, Seonghwa is with Mingi and Hongjoong left to his as well

I went back to my dorm too

San be careful and if there's something please tell us

 

Andes Cordillera :

I will, don't worry abt that

 

yeokai watch :

san's muscles always coming to the rescue!!

 

 

"I don't mind sleeping on the couch! Don't worry about it, San!" Yunho interjected, "I'm still intruding your home after all..."

"I don't mind it too, Yunho. You're my guest, and I want to you to be the most comfortable!"

"Plus, the couch is actually terrible to sleep in. Remember how grumpy Wooyoung was?" Yeosang added, leaning on one of the kitchen counters, leaving the two of them silent. "Or to not make any disagreement between you two I could lend my bed. But I really don't wanna sleep on the couch. Do you ?"

The two looked each other in the eye, mentally understanding one another. No one wanted to sleep on that couch, how could it be comfortable when sitting but absolutely horrible to lay in ?!

"Unless..." San started, making Yunho and Yeosang look at him, "Two of us sleep in the same bed."

"Alright," Yeosang immediately answered, "But I'm not sharing my bed, it's too cramped."

Yeosang didn't leave a choice to the two taller. San raised his gaze towards Yunho and asked in a soft voice, not above a whisper.

"Does it bother you?"

Yunho shrugged, looking at the floor.

"I don't mind, I often did that with Mingi." He mentioned, purposefully ignoring the pang in his chest.

"Then it's settled, you're sleeping together tonight. Goodnight !" The smallest chanted before leaving for his room, without letting any time for San or Yunho to say something.

"My room is over there." San muttered, suddenly growing shy.

The two of them walked towards his personal room, the tension getting more awkward by the minute. They did already sleep in the same bed, but there was Mingi along, and they were too drunk to be ashamed. When the two of them passed the door, it's the moment where Yunho remembered something important.

"I don't have a change of clothes."

"It's alright, you can borrow some of mine. Do you wanna take a shower?" San rushed towards his closet and took a simple jogging and a simple oversize shirt. Both black, like the entirety of his clothes.

"Oh yes, please." Yunho took in the clothes San handed him and hushed towards the bathroom.

Once he had finished his shower and put on the clothes San handed him, he came back to their shared room for the night, his clothes in hand.

The room was lit by the single lamp on San's bedside table. The latter was already in his PJs and was laying down in his king sized bed, watching whatsoever on his phone. Yunho put his clothes on the floor next to the door and approached the bed, shy to share the night with his friend. Eventually, he sat down and let his weight sink in the mattress. The younger shut his phone and put it aside.

"You okay ?" San whispered as to not seem abrupt.

"Yeah, it's just... thank you Sannie." He still faced his back to him, too embarrassed to look him in the eyes.

"It's nothing, that's what friends do." He showed him (or his back) a sweet smile, the kind that showed off his dimples.

Yunho could hear it, but still turned around to check if he was really smiling. Seeing his friend expression made a foreign feeling bloom in his chest, to which he smiled in return.

San opened his arms wide, non verbally asking Yunho if he wanted to cuddle. How could he resist ? The latter made his way towards San and slipped between his arms.

"Good night Yunho."

"Good night, San."

Notes:

YUNSAN 🥹🥹🥹

we live in a world where yeosang stands up for himself YOUHOUUUU lets goo!!!!

good news, we're only settling down and only good comes after their fights (at least.... for yunhwagi)

anyways i love san, this muscle moutain is just so soft and cute and present for his friends ❤️❤️ i mean they all are but it's gonna come!!! they can only get closer, and yk what that means ;)

i didnt talk abt their personals instas tho, they shouldnt have. fr. this is like, a method of mass extinctions of the fandom WTF!

Chapter 12: girl put your records on, tell me your favorite songs

Notes:

GUESS WHO'S COMINGGGGG

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

It's been two days since Yunho didn't go to his dorm, instead he stayed at San and Yeosang's. Only by the night of Thursday to Friday, he slept around 12 hours, and had another nap of 3 hours. He didn't go to class and also called in sick to work, his shoulder still hurt after all.

San and Yeosang didn't seem to mind his intrusion. In fact, it did give them a distraction from the everyday life. They couldn't count on him for food though, but cuddles were fine !

But finally, it was time for him to leave. He was now feeling mentally ready to spend the week by himself.

Yeosang was getting ready in his room, as Yunho was packing his clothes in a bag they had given him, along with San.

"Thanks for letting me stay again, man." Yunho dabbed him up, resulting in an embrace they both naturally led on.

"No probs, we're always there for you."

A knock on the door interrupted their hug. They both let go of the other, confused as to who was behind the door. "I'll go get it," Yunho announced, taking the bag with him, ready to leave the apartment.

The latter advanced through the door, unaware of who could be standing at the other side, thinking it was just gonna be the delivery man, or a neighbor. Yunho opened the door, and his gaze was suddenly met with Mingi's. His eyes went round and an indescribable heat spread through his body, reaction that was mirrored through Mingi as well.

"Uhm.. hi." Yunho stammered, his grip on the handle tightening. 

"Hi." Mingi averted his gaze from Yunho's, mostly landing on his shirt. Was it San's ?

They both didn't utter a single sound for a second that seemed way too long, the ambiance between them getting even more awkward.

"Is Yeosang here ?" Mingi muttered, his voice muted down against his will.

"Yeosang! Mingi's here." Yunho shouted to the latter, who was still getting ready in his room. It was a miracle his voice didn't break to the sound of his name. 

"Oh! Mingi, come in!" Yeosang replied, coming in the hall.

Without another glance, Mingi came in the small flat, and brushed his hand against Yunho's. The latter shivered to the contact, feeling his heart pound more loudly in his chest. He waved at his friends goodbye before leaving in a rush.

 

 

"There's so many people" Yeosang pointed out to Mingi. They had arrived to the theater where Bird of Paradise will be played. Young and old people, friends and family were all gathered along with Mingi and Yeosang. The fact that this single high schooler play is being played in the biggest theater in town proved the popularity it gained.

After a moment of wait, the doors opened for the visitors to sit. The two students decided to sit towards the elevated seats that towered over the simple seats on the first floor.

Taken places, Yeosang was so excited in trembled in delight. It had been awhile since he went out, usually staying at home drawing or playing a game. It wasn't the ongoing contact with the world and the constant noise of other people but to discover another masterpiece that made him thrive tonight.

Mingi too, couldn't stay in place. But not for the same reasons. His impromptu encounter with Yunho played in his head on loop. He wouldn't get it out, rather he couldn't. The softness of his hair, how round his eyes were... He did brush his hand on purpose, just to feel him again under his fingertips, to see how he would react to the touch. He missed him so much.

But also something ticked him the wrong way, his clothes. He maybe was looking into it too much, but he knew it wasn't his. The simple black shirt adorned with random letters, random shapes, he really couldn't care less, wasn't one of Yunho's personals. But the fact that he had seen San wear it multiple times, and now that Yunho wore it made him giddy.

Every scenario possible played in his head the moment he saw his best friend wearing another man's shirt. Did he just lend him some clothes ? He did stay for a while. Or were they together ? San did look good, and they both were queer. He would've been good to Yunho, unlike him...

Unlike him ?

He got yanked out of his thoughts the moment the lights dimmed. He let these thoughts aside for the moment and enjoyed the show.

A girl showed up on the stage and announced something with a microphone.

"Hello everyone, I am Sekhmet, our school's theater club president, and I am the host of today's play. For the first time in our school's history, noted as the night of Saturday 20th of April 2024, we're playing at the theater thanks to one anonymous patron, so please a round of applause for them !" The crowd cheered, with Yeosang and Mingi applauding as well.

She continued with her speech, talking about formalities and thanking the ones who were able to make this come true. Then, the show started.

As Mingi was patiently waiting for Jongho to come out on scene, Yeosang was hooked and analyzing every details, the scenery, the costumes, the make up... everything intrigued him.

The first scenes went on smoothly, directly putting us in the story : 

In a scenery that resembled the county town of a village, a young man was in despair. He was whining about his misadventures of wanting to be a great opera singer but to whom an unknown illness clung to.

That's when he arrived. The one awaited for.

Jongho arrived in the scene, walking with his head raised high and with heavy steps. His attitude captivated the whole public. His voice was loud enough to be heard in the whole building and radiated confidence. His words were marked with such detail and his movements were so smooth, he made it look like he was the character. 

Yeosang was captivated, too engrossed in the younger's act he didn't notice Mingi giving him a glance. The taller chuckled to his concentration on the younger and brought his eyes back to the stage.

The moment Jongho introduced his singing voice into the play, Yeosang's jaw dropped. He was so powerful. He could feel the emotions, the confidence, the arrogance the character had by Jongho's voice it made the hair on the back of his neck stand up.

"He's really good." Mingi whispered to him, getting him out of his trance.

"Oh... yeah, he absolutely is." Yeosang stammered an answer, disturbed by his friend's lack of attention.

 

 

"It's awesome that they brought some food." Yeosang remarked, shoving another appetizer in his mouth.

"It's still a school spectacle, of course they'd give out food."

"Yeah but... this expensive? I feel underdressed." Mingi chuckled to his silly remark, showing off his teeth.

All the spectators had been regrouped in the hall where they served appetizers and juice (no alcohol for the minors) to the guests. This kind of ambiance made Mingi and Yeosang feel like they were at prestigious gala and were now treated like high gentry. They could get accustomed to that.

Mingi swept his gaze over the crowd to finally notice a familiar blue hair color chatting with another person, holding a glass of juice as if it was champagne.

"I think I see Hongjoong." Mingi remarked, to which Yeosang's eyes opened widely, turning his head in frantic motion to get to see him.

"Where ?" The taller pointed him in the corner of the room and Yeosang's face lightened. "Ooh, should we go see him ?" 

"What kinda question is that ? Let's go!"

The two of them left their spot next to the buffet to go see their friend. Hongjoong, seeing silhouettes coming towards him, gave them a glance before displaying a big smile.

"Yeosang! Mingi! What a pleasure to see you!" He chanted and took them in his arms one by one. Was there only juice in his drink ? He doesn't usually act like that.

"Yeosang, I'm loving your hair color! Blond really suits you~" Hongjoong chanted, pointing out Yeosang's new hair.

"Ah thank you," The latter replied shyly, unused to compliments.

Hongjoong, puzzled but happy about the situation, asked "What are you doing here ?" 

"I came here to see my friend, Jongho." Mingi replied, a proud grin showing off on his lips.

"You know Jongho too ? That's crazy!" 

 

As they continued chatting, another person came towards them. When Hongjoong turned his head and saw the familiar face of Jongho he couldn't help but chant to his honor.

"Look, it's the star of tonight's show!" He exclaimed, his hands open as to bring him in his arms. 

"Hyung did you drink?" Jongho chuckled, taking Hongjoong in his arms for a brief second.

"Waw... look at you !" The blue looked his outfit up and down to which Jongho giggled and turned around, giving him a full look of the outfit he made. "You're beautiful in that blue gown, Jongho!"

"Dude stop that. Why do you keep calling the cape a gown ?" Jongho grumbled, growing more embarrassed to whatever his older friend says. He avoided his gaze and landed it on a familiar face. "Mingi ? Wait... You two know each other ? That's wild." 

Hongjoong and Mingi continued to chat, not hesitating to mingle Jongho and the embarrassing things he's done in the conversation. The youngest couldn't really deal with it and just played it off, laughing and hitting his hyungs whenever they twisted the reality.

Then there was that specific moment, when he just tried to avoid Hongjoong's eyes when he met his. He didn't really notice his presence earlier since he was so quiet, but the moment he saw him it felt like the world had stopped.

Yeosang's and Jongho's eye contact lasted a mere second, but it was enough for Jongho to notice every single stars that shone in them (or was it the lights?). He couldn't help but fall head over heels to his sweet gaze.

 

"Where'd you get the cape, Jongho ?" Mingi abruptly cut the younger in his reverie.

"Hongjoong made it for me."

"As expected of our fashion designer ! You even look the part." The taller exclaimed, applauding him softly.

"Really, I feel underdressed looking at you two." Yeosang spoke up, the subtle lisp in his voice making Jongho's heart flutter. So cute.

Yeosang's statement was true though, anyone could mistake Hongjoong for a well known designer by the way he was dressed. He kept it classy, with a simple white shirt and pants with a black faux crocodile jacket adorned with white stripes along the seam and the front pocket, but the materials those were made in were so luxurious that anyone could see how expensive he reeked. Also te thick rimmed Balmain sunglasses didn't help.

Yeosang on the other hand was wearing one of his favorite sweater and some random black pants. Those were some of his favorite clothes that he had worn a bit too much, visible by the state of his pants that he had clumsily splattered with paint another time.

And don't get me started on Mingi. The man was just dressed in a grey joggers and matching grey hoodie along with a regular beanie. Is the theater a joke to you ?

"But you look good to me though, unlike him." Jongho intervened, not forgetting to tease Mingi, resulting with a light slap on his shoulder.

Yeosang looked at him and showed him a shy smile while uttering a small thank you, that Jongho let sink and marinate in his ears and brain.

 

⁠★

 

🦅🦅🗣️🗣️💥💥🎇🎇🧨🧨

 

 

Sat. 20 April // 10:57 PM

 

 

jongno :

was the blonde with the pretty eyes w you at the play?

what am i saying of course he was

i literally chat with you two and hongjoong hyung

 

mingsi :

easy there i feel threatened 

yeosang ?

y tho

 

jongno :

can i have his id ?

 

mingsi :

why tho ?

and y should i give it 2 u ?

 

jongno :

bc i want it

 

mingsi :

das not the kinda answer i want

 

jongno :

damn

mr mingi i would like that young mister's id please bc i would like to chat w him

and u should probs give it to me or ill strangle u in your sleep

i mean 

bc you're the best hyung i ever met 🥰

 

mingsi :

ill act like i didnt c it

dats better

so u have a crush on him

 

jongno :

no

i absolutely dont

and if i did what abt it

 

mingsi :

right

nothing im just asking

@yeocansing

 

jongno :

thank you favorite elder nim

 

mingsi :

🤨

 

 

yeocansing, choitothejongtotheho

 

 

Sat. 20 April // 11:08 PM

 

 

choitothejongtotheho :

hey, are you yeosang ?

 

yeocansing :

yes that's me

you're...?

oh wait you're jongho !

 

choitothejongtotheho :

hehe yep

 

yeocansing :

nice to meet you !

howd you get my @ ?

 

choitothejongtotheho :

i asked mingi 😄

 

yeocansing :

ooh okay

you were really awesome tn ! i love how powerful your voice is

 

choitothejongtotheho :

stoop you'll make me shy

thank you!!

what was your favorite part ?

 

yeocansing :

oh all of them, i loved the storyline the characters the acting !

can't believe you're only high schoolers 

but if i really had to choose.... i would definitely say yours at the end

 

choitothejongtotheho :

aah the climax

it's my favorite too !

 

yeocansing :

that makes us something in common 🕺

 

choitothejongtotheho :

lolol yes

anyways what are you up to ?

 

yeocansing :

just came back, mingi is (over)staying, spending some time with my roommate

aa im so tired

and you ?

 

choitothejongtotheho :

just got back home too!

take some rest tho hyung

is it okay for me to call you hyung ?

 

yeocansing :

yes!! i dont mind

i would really like to, but at the same time i want to continue chatting with u

(+ mingi and san are so loud i know i wont sleep)

 

choitothejongtotheho :

lmaoo

i didnt know he was like this

 

yeocansing :

yes, it's insufferable sometimes 🥲

how do you know him ?

 

choitothejongtotheho :

our families are close

our parents still kept in touch after they moved from korea

but it was long ago, i did not think we would be close even after all these years

 

yeocansing :

ooh I didn't know that

is it the same for hongjoong?

 

choitothejongtotheho :

yes !

 

yeocansing :

aaaah

the world is small, for them to become friends too without knowing they know you

does that make sense??

 

choitothejongtotheho :

😂

yes dw

 

yeocansing :

lmaoo

so what clg you going next years ?

ours ?

 

choitothejongtotheho :

yes

ive been accepeted !

 

yeocansing :

ooh congratulations!!

for what majors ?

 

choitothejongtotheho :

finance as a major

and theater as a minor

 

yeocansing :

ooh that's cool

not leaving theater huh

the theater corpus is one of the bests i heard

 

choitothejongtotheho :

yea its a great opportunity and i just didnt wanna drop it for the sake of studies,

and it was hard to get here so im really happy

but that means none of my friends will be coming w me 💔

 

yeocansing :

aww 💔

but you could hang w us though

you already know mingi and hongjoong!

matter of fact you could even come into our gc !

 

choitothejongtotheho :

youd let me in ? 🥹

 

yeocansing :

ofc jongho!

ill just ask them brb

 

⁠★

 

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Sat. 20 April // 11:49 PM

 

 

yeokai watch :

@loud whiny bitch pls stfu 

WOOYOUNG 👹👹👹

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

WTF

what is it???

 

yeokai watch :

can u

add

someone here

pls

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

first of all, who

second of all, WHY

 

yeokai watch :

it's jongho 👉👈

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

and am i supposed to know who that is??

 

yeokai watch :

it's the kid i told you abt!!!

in the play

and he's coming to our college nxt year

but without any of his friends 💔

so we could get to know him during summer and we'll all be friends !

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

and if i dont wanna

why would i listen to your tantrum??

 

Andes Cordillera :

oh cmon don't be like that, we all know you will be the first to claim him as your best friend

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

and what if he's a psycho killer and wants all of us dead?

 

blind mofo :

im sure he isnt

n i kno him

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

as more time pass and i cant understand what u say mingi

 

tinyjoong :

he's right though

Jongho's nice and funny

wouldn't hurt a fly

 

blind mofo :

right

cuz hes scared of bugs 🤣

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

oh so now everyone wants him

i can just say no and dont do it 🙄

 

yeokai watch :

we can still ask yunho

 

tinyjoong :

true

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

UGH ALRIGHT

just gimme his damn id 🙄

 

yeokai watch :

ihiiiiiii thank you thank you

@choitothejongtotheho 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu has added choitothejongtotheho

 

yeokai watch :

yaaaay jongho!!

 

blind mofo :

ew not him

 

Andes Cordillera :

hello jongho 👋👋

 

choitothejongtotheho :

what a bunch of funky usernames

hello I'm Jongho please take care of me 🙇

 

tinyjoong :

say thanks to Wooyoung and Yunho for these

but ill actually take credit for San's one 

 

choitothejongtotheho :

wait i cant tell who is who

it's not like i personally know all of you

but at least i would like to know each of ur names

 

tinyjoong :

oh right

it's hongjoong

 

choitothejongtotheho :

not you i alr know

there's no spice in your user 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

FQNDKDKSB i think i like this kid

I'm Wooyoung~~

 

Andes Cordillera :

see i told you, immediate switch up

I'm San Choi ! nice to meet you 🙋

 

yeokai watch :

it's yeosang heere

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

@matriarch is Seonghwa and @got that dawg in me is Yunho, they're probably asleep or not on their phones

 

choitothejongtotheho :

oh okay

ig blind mofo is mingi, right ?

suits him

 

blind mofo :

EH????

jongho calm down ik where u live

 

choitothejongtotheho :

ooooo shiver me timbers

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

🤣🤣

Notes:

YIIIIIIIH OT88888888 8 MAKES 1 TEEEEEAAAAAM
jongho my baby is finally here 🥹🥹 the full lineup IS HERE FINALLY AAAAAAAA
this meaning we're leading towards the most interesting parts 🤭🤭🤭

Mingi??????? 👁️👁️👁️👁️ what do you mean by that

KRRRRRRRR JONGHOOOO????? alr falling in love with Yeosang, i feel you LFLMDLAOOA

wooyo is always so defensive but then he lets his guard down everytime 😭😭😭

and jongho relationship with minjoong is the best, they're the best trio i love em

i actually have somewhat of a plot for Birds Of Paradise, but it's tragic (the character jongho plays, aka the main character dies at the end) and I got a bit carried away with it before aha

Chapter 13: everyday i come to a school that likes to help w learning

Notes:

i didnt have any other idea for a title 😀 so bear my nerdy geeky side ig

to apologize for the lack of chat (and updates lmao) in the previous chapters, here's a full on chat chapter !!!

btw there's something i didn't adress at the beginning of the story but it all takes place in the usa 😭😭 their college is in new york ayyyyy boogee also i thought that unis dont have all of these options 😭 but lets make it as is, this is fiction after all

anyways enjoy their shenanigans

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Chapter Text

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Sun. 21 April // 11:17 AM

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

@blind mofo @yeokai watch  

i didnt ask before but how was the play

 

yeokai watch :

it was AWESOME 🤩🤩

the story was so cool!! i loved the characters and the scenery!!

also the makeup and costumes?? WOAH

and dont get me started on the acting and singing

how come it's only a high school production?? the youth is so talented 

oh and hongjoong was there too! how funny

 

blind mofo :

dnt praise 2 much

m sire jonghos lurkign 

but it was good yea

 

choitothejongtotheho :

no im not 👁️👁️

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

the way ure describing it

shouldve bought a ticket to that play too 🥸

 

tinyjoong :

wooyoung you know that a play with music is called a musical 😁

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

u know

u dont have to talk to me anymore hongjoong😁

we finished that damn project of urs so can u forget me already😁

 

tinyjoong :

i know, im just saying though

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

no, ur just starting a fight w me

 

tinyjoong :

am not 🤔

im just trying to educate you

 

choitothejongtotheho :

🫢🍿

lover's quarrel

 

tinyjoong :

😦

jongho delete that rn

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

WHAT

EW EW EW EW

E EE E E W WW  W

WHY WOULD U SAY THAT

 

tinyjoong :

i feel like dying

im going to puke brb

 

choitothejongtotheho :

why are you so pressed 😭😭

i was just kidding chill

 

blind mofo :

at least they fit each other

2 drama queens

 

tinyjoong :

dont push that agenda I'll fight you

 

blind mofo :

id like to see u try 🤣

u reach my elbow with ur hands raised

 

tinyjoong :

why are you being so disrespectful??

I'll gladly chomp off your fucking elbow and we'll see who's laughing 

 

choitothejongtotheho :

woaw calm down gremlin you're gonna lose your hair faster like that

 

tinyjoong :

Jongho you're next.

why is everyone jumping me today

 

yeokai watch :

you probably deserved it in another life, hongjoong 😔

or wooyo's curse got transferred to u

bc you're so in love w each other and stuff

 

blind mofo :

🤣🤣

 

tinyjoong :

oh my fucking god

 

 

 

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Tue. 23 April // 10:24 PM

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

GUYS GUYS

LOOK

:3

 

matriarch :

Is that

What are you doing in MANHATTAN at this hour??

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

cmon it's not that late 🙄

and i just wanted to go for a strollllll

 

matriarch :

How did you even get there ?!

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i took an uber

 

matriarch :

ALONE???

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

noo im w sannie chill

heres proof

 

tinyjoong :

why are you dressed like that to 'go on a stroll' ?

are you there to party or something lol

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

😶

no??

 

yeokai watch :

in fact they do 🤓☝️

san told me earlier that if he dies there i need to tell his cat he loves her

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

YEOSANG??????

i will strangle u boy

why are you spilling like that???

 

yeokai watch :

i dont see in what this is a problem 

and you dug your own grave by sending us ur first pic

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

EH

well you

you

u fucking blonde headed ass

 

yeokai watch :

wooyo bby stop embarrassing yourself like that

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

>:(

 

choitothejongtotheho :

😭😭

 

matriarch :

Wooyoung you told us you'd be studying for the finals next week and that's what you do??

It's Tuesday!!

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

oh cmon now

ill study hard the rest of the week

 

matriarch :

You better be young boy

 

choitothejongtotheho :

yeah listen to ur mom Wooyoung

 

matriarch :

Jongho don't think just because I don't know you for a while I won't nag at you when you'll have your finals

 

choitothejongtotheho :

🤐

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

HAHA

 

 

 

childhood bestiessss 😛😛😛

 

 

Wed. 24 April // 2 :11 PM

 

 

wooisyoung :

jakzbslansls

snakskalan

skzoaja

yeosang my brother in christ

i am so FUCKED UP 😫😫😫

 

yeocansing :

what what happened????

 

wooisyoung :

um

i might

have flirted w your roomate

and he might have flirted 

back

 

yeocansing :

huh???

explain bitch i dont have all day

 

wooisyoung :

WELL

i was walking in the hallways as USUAL

and I see him walking in the direction opposed to me

we make eye contact

AND IDK i just waved to him like heeyyyy putting in a little shoulder a little smirk

IDK WHY I DID THAT MY BRAIN WENT ON AUTO CONTROL

BUT THE WORSE

IS HIM 

SMILING AT ME

EYEING ME UP AND DOWN

AND BITING HIS LIP WHILE LOOKING AT ME

😫😫😫😫😫

HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

HE KNOWS HE LOOKS GOOD WTFFFFF

 

yeocansing :

wow

and after that????

 

wooisyoung :

bro then i went to the toilet to FREAK OUT

YEOSANG PLS WE TALKED IRL FOUR TIMES

 

yeocansing :

and????

werent u the one desperately wanting to get into his pants????

 

wooisyoung :

im not THAT dick crazy okay??

plus we became friends and i became more casual abt it

now im

jakajjsjshshsgshsk

 

yeocansing :

you're so all bark no bite i hope you know that

 

wooisyoung :

I KNOW

but teasing is fun

....until the other party tease too

😞😞

 

 

i like em big, i like em chunky (CHUNKY)

 

Wed. 24 April // 2:11 PM

 

big :

MINGI SONG

im so panicked

i want to die

 

tall :

wut?

wassup?????

san dont stress me out im cardiac .

 

big :

LMAO

just

wooyoung 😵‍💫😵‍💫

just saw him in the corridor

i thought he was gonna ignore me but

apparently not

MINGI HIS SMILE

HIS ATTITUDE

 

tall :

for u 2 write in multiple msgs ur def stressed LMAO

 

big :

DONT READ IT INTO

 

tall : 

dont read it into 🤣🤣🤣

n how did u react at the time????

 

big :

SHUT UP

i think i tried acting flirty .

emphasis on tried

 

tall :

HZHAHSHAH WDYM

 

big :

remember the time you told me yeah try biting your lip and eyeing them out thing

um

idek if it looked good or not

MINGI WHAT DO I DO

 

tall :

😭😭😭

n how did he react to that???

 

big :

idk it was too fast

the moment i did

it we passed each other I FLED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS

 

tall :

LMFMAOAOOO

san ur so

😭😭😭

ion have the words

 

big :

mingi i need help 😭😭😭

plz help me

 

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“How come they're doing this to me !”

“Hongjoong…” 

“I’m mostly nice to them ! I think...”

“Hongjoong.”

“And that’s how they treat me ? Yes I’m-”

“Hongjoong, please.” Seonghwa hushed him, covering his mouth with his palm, “It’s been two days. No need to whine about it all the time, you know how they are.”

The blue let out a soft sigh as Seonghwa pestered his neck with kisses, “I know, it’s just… It feels like they’re rejecting me in a way.” 

 

Seonghwa sits up from his original position, straddling his lap, “I’m sure it’s not true. Including you in their bickering means they’re accepting you. Well, except for Wooyoung.”

Hongjoong chuckled at his remark, “You’re right.” He took the raven’s hands in his and gently stroked his knuckles.

“I’m always right. Now stop overthinking and spend some time with me.” Seonghwa nuzzled his face in his neck as Hongjoong wrapped his arms around his waist, slowly stroking down his thighs.

 

 

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Thur. 25 April // 6:25 PM

 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

ok friends here's the deal

if i dont study im a bitch 

if i tell you i didn't study, remind me that

 

yeokai watch :

glad you're beung self awaee

*being self aware 

if i can add something

you can't go to yungo andb mngis show this week end

*yunho and mingis

 

blind mofo :

dam wat's wrong w ur letters

 

choitothejongtotheho :

you're one to talk

oh you're all coming too ?! I'll be coming as well !

even u @tinyjoong ?

 

blind mofo :

EH??

 

tinyjoong :

yes unfortunately they're dragging me there

and i quote "might give me inspiration"

gimme a break 🙄

 

matriarch :

It'll be the first time we all meet in real life 😍😍

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

seonghwa stop sending emojis like my mom PLEASE

 

matriarch :

Jung Wooyoung shut up and go study thank you ☺️

I'll make sure to leave you at the side of the road Saturday so that we don't have to put up with your schemes and attitude.

 

yeokai watch :

seonghwa 😭😭😭

 

Andes Cordillera :

you're really coming for his throat??

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

😦😦😦

im FLABBERGASTED

seonghwa what did i do to you???

and i thought you loved me 💔

 

matriarch :

You're getting on my nerves

Stop complaining and go study if you don't want to be called names!!!!!! 🙄🙄

 

Andes Cordillera :

he does type like a mom

 

yeokai watch :

didnt we astablish that way earlier?

*establish

 

matriarch :

San and Yeosang stop your sassy mouths or you'll get the same treatment

And mark my words

 

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PARK SONG (hwa)

 

 

 

Thur. 25 April // 5:36 PM

 

 

mingi :

weren't u the 1 looking for that dog card ?

 

seonghwa :

I'm sorry Mingi, what ?

 

mingi :

animal crossing card of that gold dog thing

 

seonghwa :

Oh! The Goldie amiibo card ?

Yes it's been a while I've been looking and I can't find any copies of her!! 

It's so frustrating 😩

 

mingi :

o rlly ?

cuz we found one

[photo attachment.]

 

seonghwa :

Oh my god!!!

Do I need to pay you to have it??

 

mingi :

noo dw we bought it 4 u

 

seonghwa :

Oh 🥹

Thank you guys!

How did you get one ?

 

mingi :

we went out earlir n saw packages bein sold

so we bought 2 and open em

woo was the one w goldie

guess what he said

 

seonghwa :

What did he say ?

 

mingi :

Goldie kinda reminded him of Yunho

 

seonghwa :

I can see that, they're both golden retrievers in any shape or form

 

mingi :

lol

he said that he missed him too

 

seonghwa :

Yeah, understandable

His absence definitely show and it's so disheartening, but I'm sure he's getting ready by himself and will eventually come back

Do you miss him too ?

 

mingi :

like crazy

a lot

its weird being far from him after we spent lotta time tgt

i dnt even care abt the argument anymore

i just

yea sorry im talking too much

 

seonghwa :

Noo it's alright! Your feelings matter too Mingi

I miss him dearly as well, I'm sure we all do, but we gotta let him take his time by himself

Either way we're gonna see him on Saturday, right ?

Didn't you see him at practice?

 

mingi :

yea, and that stress me out

yeah he came but i couldnt look at him

 

seonghwa :

Mh

I hope everything will solve out in any way

 

mingi :

yea me too

do u want the others 2 ?

 

seonghwa :

Cards ?

 

mingi :

yes

 

seonghwa :

Ooh that interest me, who is it ?

 

mingi :

we got

uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

a blue cat

a no face cat

the white and yellow dog??

a v japanse looking cat that reminded me of san

an unicorn 

n i dnt remember the rest

 

seonghwa :

The white and yellow dog???

ISABELLE????

 

mingi :

mayb idk

its the famous one

 

seonghwa :

Oh?!!!?!?!???!?!

You don't know how much money I paid for a Isabelle and you pull her just like that 😩

You got a lot of rare characters too! I didn't even know there was a Kabuki card

 

mingi :

lmaoo

welp theyre all urs now 😝

 

seonghwa :

YIPPEE!

 

 

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Fri. 26 April // 11:36 PM

 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

ONE NIGHT 

ONE

NIGHT

AND WELL BE HAVING A BLAST

@yeokai watch YOU WHO DIDNT SEE THEM LAST TIME

 

choitothejongtotheho :

woah you're so excited 💀

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

YES

MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA BREAK THAT STAGE

AND WE'LL CHEER FOR THEM

 

yeokai watch :

wooyoung i think you should tone down on the coffee

 

loud whiny pls stfu :

NO WAY

IM SO AAAAA

im gonna gnaw on a table

 

choitothejongtotheho :

allat 💀💀💀

as more time pass, the more im seeing how much ur user suits u

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

HEY????

ill prepare one very cynical just for u

 

tinyjoong :

are you sure you're using the word correctly?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

hongjoong the next time i see you im punching u in the face

 

tinyjoong :

you won't do anything

 

matriarch :

How come you always fight whenever you're talking to each other?

 

Andes Cordillera :

they're so in love they need to shove it down our throat

 

tinyjoong :

not you too 😭😭

im not catching feelings for a dumb gremlin like him

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

GREMLIN???

have u seen yourself??

 

Andes Cordillera :

😭😭

this is wild to me that you warm up to ppl really quickly but when it comes to Hongjoong you're ready to knock his teeth out 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

lets not lie to ourselves

hongjoong is annoying asf

 

tinyjoong :

please please god if you hear me

reason wooyoung to not even approach me on the day of tomorrow so that i can live in peace

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

uhm, no ❤️

ill sit right next to u and gouge your eyeball out

Seonghwa's is taking u right ?

 

tinyjoong :

yes

wait i probably shouldn't say yes

no he's not

😐

 

Andes Cordillera :

hongjoong uses reversed psychology, it doesn't work !

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

sannie that's not reversed psychology

but it's ok to be a little dumb ❤️

 

Andes Cordillera :

😤😤

you wanna catch these hands ? 💢

 

choitothejongtotheho :

Seonghwa is there a possibility you can bring me there too ?

 

matriarch :

No probs 🤗

I could take someone else too if you want

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

why not take everybody ?

all of us minus yunho and mingi

makes 6 ! we can all fit in one car 😌

 

matriarch :

Wooyoung there's a problem,

My car is a 5 seats 😥

It won't fit all of us in it

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

dang it

 

blind mofo :

u could get in the truck

or u could have sumn sit on another

lol

 

matriarch :

...

The trunk is a no

Also ?!?!? 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i can do it

i dont mind sitting on someones lap 👀

 

yeokai watch :

why does everything you say sounds so sexual

 

blind mofo :

wooyoung get laid istfg

 

choitothejongtotheho :

see what you do ?

ur bringing mingi in this when he has to sleep 🙄

shame on you

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

HAHAHAHA

stop you're making me feel bad 😭😭

 

choitothejongtotheho :

noo 💀💀 im just joking

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

yea i figured

ANYWAYS

who's up to handle my big ass on this half an hour trip 😋

 

choitothejongtotheho :

hongjoong ?

 

tinyjoong :

do you have a deathwish ?

anyways I can't im sitting at the front

 

choitothejongtotheho :

and why are you sitting there ?

what if i wanna sit in the passenger seat ?

 

tinyjoong :

you dont have motion sickness do you ?

so i sit there thanks

 

choitothejongtotheho :

right i forgot you couldnt handle a little car ride

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

WAIT HE DOES????

LFLDMDSMALOZOO

 

tinyjoong :

Jongho be quiet ☺️

I'll bust your kneecaps☺️

so be careful ☺️

 

choitothejongtotheho :

😭😭😭😭😭

why so violent omg

 

yeokai watch :

im not letting Jung Wooyoung sit on me

my legs will combust

and i wont be able to walk for the rest of my LIFE!!!

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

that's not very nice

and u're so dramatic

and u're gay

and u're adopted

and u're blonde

 

choitothejongtotheho :

sorry bro not me

not that i dont like u but we dont know each other and stuff

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

yeah yeah dw i get it

 

Andes Cordillera :

i dont mind tbh

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

youre the last candidate i dont think you have a choice 😭

 

Andes Cordillera :

I do ! there's still Seonghwa

oh wait nvm

 

choitothejongtotheho :

what are you saying 😭😭

 

yeokai watch :

it's way past your bedtime san go to sleep ❤️

 

Andes Cordillera :

why are you like this 😭😭

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

then it's settled

my new seat is san 🥰

 

matriarch :

Guys, aren't you all getting ahead of yourselves?

This is not safe and I'm gonna get killed if we get arrested

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

it's gonna be okaaaay, we're only young once

 

matriarch :

This does not reassure me whatsoever

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

dw about it

ill pay the fine 😁

 

yeokai watch :

oh ok so let me not wear my seatbelt

 

choitothejongtotheho :

me too

 

tinyjoong :

me three

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

sneaky mfs

might as well get yall to the hospital

same price

 

tinyjoong :

it's cheaper to pay for the fines though

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

🤓☝️

shut up dipshit

 

matriarch :

You are so bad at reassuring people 😭

I'm already a bad driver so if I break laws, what am I gonna be ? 🥲

 

Andes Cordillera :

a bad boy 😎

 

yeokai watch :

omfg 😭😭

 

choitothejongtotheho :

aint no way seonghwa would like that

 

matriarch :

I like the sound of that 👀

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

YOU DO????

 

tinyjoong :

Seonghwa you cant even curse what are you saying

 

matriarch :

In fact I do curse, I'm just polite around you all that's all

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

curse then

curse for us Seonghwa 👀

 

matriarch :

What

No?

That's not how it works Wooyoung 

 

tinyjoong :

this is getting out of control 😭

you should probably get to bed

 

yeokai watch :

dw abt it, i can hear san snoring through the walls

going rrrrrr mimimi rrrrrrrr mimi

 

Andes Cordillera :

HEY

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

WHSSHAHAHSHAHHSH

Notes:

....yes i lied, its not a fully only chatfic chapter
BUT LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE????? SEONGJOONG WHAG IS THIS BEHAVIOR

there is so much happening, woosan, minhwa, seongjoong, topaz- UGH

OK I KNOW KABUKI ISN'T SAN VIBES AT ALL
but i saw this pic of him and i was like..... that's san right there WAIT

there's like,,, little chapters left before the interesting bits (✨the romance✨), these past 10-14 chapters rlly were just world building and introducing all of them and slowly getting into it, i cant believe this took me 3-4 months 😭😭 im slow okay ?! 🪦

also sorry i didnt post that much during july, it's cuz of artfight 😀😀😀 sorry for dying babes

Chapter 14: Sweet like a honey bun, spit like a Tommy gun rollie a one of one, come get your mommy some

Notes:

lots of words ehh

ok enjoy 🏃🏾

(just discovered they can go the other way omfg 🏃🏾‍➡️🏃🏾‍➡️🏃🏾‍➡️🏃🏾‍➡️🚶🏽‍➡️🧑🏾‍🦼‍➡️)

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K-CREW (un)OFFICIAL CHAT

 

Sat. 27th April // 8:25 AM

 

 

Kye :

Is everyone here ?

Please tell us if somebody's missing.

I'm not being a cop today and looking after the 20 of you.

 

Yunho :

just looked, i think everyone's here

 

Kye :

Ok great now we can go

 

William :

where's SJ ?

 

Kye :

FOR GOD'S SAKE

 

 

 

“You could’ve told me you were coming here before us !”

 

“I did ! This just proves you don’t read my messages !”

 

It was Saturday morning, ten o’clock sharp, and the two leaders were bickering as always. The rest of the crewmates just ignored them and lived their lives, reviewing their choreo just to make sure or getting more rest. The crew had headed to the venue early in the morning to rehearse on the stage one last time and get in the mood. 

 

Yunho was too, resting a bit.

Or he tried to rest.

 

The dancer was feeling too stressed regarding the competition, but also completely nervous about his best friend standing in the same room as him. 

For one week he had planned his apology for Seonghwa and Mingi and what he would say, imagining every scenario possible to ask them for forgiveness, but the moment he was just in the room with Mingi, he couldn’t even fathom the idea of going near him without breaking in tears. So he stayed in his chair, in front of the mirrors, his eyes shut and trying his best not to think about anything.

But the moment he felt someone brush against him, all his senses heightened. He could recognize that scent from a mile away. His eyes opened wide, giving a quick glance through the mirror to the person next to him even if he knew who that was. Mingi was there, but not for Yunho. In complete silence, he plugged his charger in the socket next to the taller and charged his phone, before leaving it there and leaving as well. 

Yunho’s heart kept on beating louder within such a short amount of time. His usual odor filled his nose and his brain. Even if he tried to ignore him by sight, he would always be reminded of his presence with his scent or the warmth of his body crashing against his skin.

Why would he plug his charger here of all places ? Is what a sane Yunho would’ve thought first, but right now he couldn’t really think about this question, as he was trying to calm his feral heart.

 

It’s a succession of claps that got him out of his mind, “Guys ! It’s our turn on the stage.” Kye announced. The 20 of them got up from their seats and left the room, not letting Yunho have time to think about just what happened.

 

 

“I really hope we won’t get stopped on the road.” Seonghwa sighed while engaging the engine, as Wooyoung giggled, comfortably sat in San’s lap.

It went like this in the car ; Seonghwa was driving and Hongjoong was sitting in the passenger seat, previously considered as an adult (and definitely not because he had motion sickness). Jongho was sitting behind the driver's seat and San was on the other side. Yeosang was sitting between the two of them and, well, you know where Wooyoung was.

Even with all the warnings, the adjustments they could’ve made, Seonghwa’s complaints, Wooyoung was still adamant to not sit properly in the car, and even reassured him to take any fine they would obtain. At least it would’ve made stories for his children and grandchildren in the future. 

“By the way we got this earlier,” Yeosang fished out colorful sticks, each of them with a different color from the bag resting between his feet.

“Are those lightsticks ?” Jongho asked, taking one from Yeosang’s hands, “They don’t glow though…”

“They only glow in the dark, that's why.”

Jongho listened to Wooyung’s remark and slid the lightstick under his jacket and peeked through it, letting out a coo in awe as his eyes opened wide. They all chuckled to his cute amazement.

 

Overall, the journey went well.

Except for San. 

 

Being trapped under someone wasn’t really a problem in itself, it was Wooyoung sitting on his lap that got him flustered. Being so close to him wasn’t something he was a huge fan of, considering his overwhelming crush on the younger.

And feeling him squirming whenever he poked Yeosang and that the latter responded made grow more and more frustrated. He desperately wanted to touch him, more than just his hands around his waist, but he couldn’t just do so. He didn’t know if he was completely comfortable with it and their friends were around. So he just sat there, completely still and silent during the whole trip.

 

When they arrived at the venue, Wooyoung rushed out of the car, and San was finally able breathe again. They all went out, and got to the building. The area was flooded with people of all kinds, all gathered for the same thing. Wooyoung even saw people he recognized at the previous dancer night in february. 

Yeosang did feel a little bit overwhelmed by the huge amount of people around, but somehow, his social anxiety wasn’t as bad as usual with his friends alongside. Jongho did help relieve the tension by cracking a joke or two, unleashing Wooyoung's high pitched laugh.

They had to wait a little before getting in the main room, where all the competition and amazing performances were going to take place. It didn’t take long for the room to be filled to the brim. The tense mood making excitement thrum through their bodies, even if the stage was still empty.

Without notice, the lights dimmed out, leaving only the stage illuminated as well as the group’s lightsticks. The judges came and saluted the crowd, who cheered for them. They took place, and it was showtime.

Crews came one after the other, not failing to amaze the young boys. They were amused, surprised, shocked and had other kinds of indescribable emotions. But they were still waiting for their friends' performance.

 

Many crew came and showed their talents and hard work, and it was finally time for the long awaited k-crew.

As soon as Wooyoung recognized his friends and some of the members, he shouted, shaking the two lightsticks he had in hand in the air. Eventually, they all joined and shouted, even the most timid ones.

The music started off strong, startling all of them, but the stupor instantly turned into excitement. It was even too much to handle. The crew changed formation multiple times, not leaving the center spot to solely one person. But it was okay, they all had that synergy, making them move like one.

Wooyoung shouted at the top of his lungs, and when Yunho appeared right in the formation’s center, his screams seemed to have gotten even louder. San and Seonghwa shouted alongside him, whereas Hongjoong couldn't even produce a sound, too mesmerized by the show. Yeosang shook the lightsticks, shouting occasionally but still getting embarrassed by his voice, and Jongho was half-recording and half-living the moment.

Another change of formation, and Mingi was center this time. The crowd shouted when seeing the boy going harder than usual, and when Yunho came along, dancing with Mingi, it was like the whole world had stopped to look at them. Even if their styles were different, they moved together so well as if they were one.

Surprisingly, the one shouting the loudest was Yeosang, wiggling his lightstick like crazy. He was shortly accompanied by Wooyoung who followed in his steps and started screaming like a madman (that is, to the ears of Hongjoong).

The performance finished as strongly as it started, with a stomp of the feet and flashing big cocky smiles. The crowd cheered loudly for them before they left the stage.

 

“That was wild.” Yeosang let out, out of breath.

“See ? That's what I told you, they're just that good.” Wooyoung bragged.

Hongjoong rubbed his ears, while faking an annoyed expression, “God, it's a miracle if I didn't lose my hearing.” He whined, earning a punch in the shoulder.

 

 

 

Something happened on stage. Something terrible. 

 

Mingi was way too stressed today. His mind was wandering away all the time during rehearsal. He tried his best to stay focused on the routine but it didn't conclude in anything. The presence of Yunho, hearing his voice at a distance, being only capable of looking at his back rather than in his eyes drew him crazy. His little act of boldness wasn't enough too. He hoped to strike any type of small talk, just to hear him again, but he suddenly grew doubtful about his acts.

Therefore, to not let his mind wander again, he went harder than at practice. And this harshness reciprocated on his body.

But he was too much in a trance to notice it. The moment the crew left the stage under the crowd’s applause, he let go of all the tension in his body, but this meant noticing where things were going wrong, too.

The moment he stepped foot out of frame, his calf muscles started contracting painfully. He shrieked and almost collapsed to the floor, alarming the rest of his crewmates. They all came towards him, two of them holding him to their quarters as he sat on a chair.

His two crewmates left him in the room as his savior of the day came in…

 

Yunho ?

 

“Mingi, how much does it hurt ?” Yunho asked, worry overflowing from his voice as he was prompting himself in front of him. The smaller couldn’t ask him what he was doing here, his thoughts immediately interrupted by the pain.

Mingi hissed when the taller grabbed on his leg and removed his shoe, “Terrible, it’s terrible.” 

Yunho hummed in understandment, before rolling his pants' sleeve over his knee. With a skilled hand he stretched his feet towards the smaller, not leaving him without a reaction. This action made his muscle tighten even more, something he wouldn’t have imagined. He hissed, griping at the side of the chair, “Shit ! fuck- fuck !”

Yunho continued to twist his ankle before finally letting go of his foot. He trailed his hands on his calf and slowly massaged it, easing the knot a little. Mingi shuddered, not excepting the touch.

His heart was pounding loudly in his chest, echoing in his ears and even deafening the muffled sound of the other performances going on ; right in front of him was his best friend, the man that filled his thoughts for the past few days. He did not think their encounter after what seemed like years would be like this, in a cramped changing room and with Yunho taking care of his pained leg. 

Yunho suddenly raised his eyes back from his leg, straight towards Mingi’s, as if he was trying to reach his soul, “Does it feel better ?”

Mingi stared right back and nodded. They stayed like this for a second, maybe two, before looking away. 

I miss you, they screamed with their eyes. They both knew, but somehow couldn’t vocalize their thoughts.

Yunho continued to knead Mingi’s calf as he wasn’t doing anything, breathing manually. His presence made him hyper aware and he did not know what to do with himself. 

Their little bubble burst when SJ entered the room, two water bottles in his hands, “Mingi how’re you feeling ?”

The latter turned around and shot him a thumbs up, before catching the bottle the leader threw at him, “There’s some people looking for y’all upstairs, and the results are dropping soon so hurry.” 

Yunho didn’t let go of his leg and rather put his shoe back, before leaving without a word. Mingi wordlessly followed behind.

 

It was barely a five minute walk in complete silence before the two arrived towards their friends. At the sight of the two dancers, Wooyoung squealed before grabbing the two of them in his arms, “You were so good!!” He shouted, his excitement immeasurable.

He finally let go of them, to eventually wrap them back around Yunho neck who hugged him back, “I missed you so much, Yunho.”

“I missed you too. I missed you all.” 

Wooyo -finally- peeled himself off Yunho, but was quickly replaced by San’s own body. They all came over to him, hugging and praising him about how good he was. Even Seonghwa, with whom the flow passed even better, as if they never fought. Jongho as well, taking advantage of the moment to greet him for the first time.

Wooyoung wiggled the two sticks he had in hands in front of his face, “Did you see us with the lightsticks ?”

“So that was you ? I saw y'all but I was too focused on the routine to make out your shapes.” 

Mingi looked at them, endeared about their long awaited meeting. But he did not ignore the feeling of being overlooked, craving the praise and hugs as well. He stayed on the side, sulking a little so they could realize they had forgotten someone.

“Mingi are you sulking ?” Jongho interjected, making everyone else put their attention on him.

“I am not.” He replied, a forced smirk showing on his lips. Immediately, Wooyoung shoved himself in the arms of his taller friend, slowly closing the gap between them. 

“You were really cool. The both of you complete each other very well.” Hongjoong noted, everyone agreeing with him.

“Did you ever consider making a duo ?” Seonghwa inquired.

The two tallest glanced at each other, their smiles growing wider and their ears slightly turning red. 

 

“The results have fallen, can everyone please gather in the main room ?” A voice through the speakers cut all of the shatter. They waved each other goodbyes before Mingi and Yunho joined back their crew members in another room whereas the other boys were guided to another entrance to that same new room.

They all took place, crews in the front and spectators in the back, impatiently waiting for the results. The judges arrived, mics in hands before announcing one by one who was qualified and who wasn't.

Anxiety coursed through Yunho's whole body, his leg shaking even more as he waited. Mingi couldn't let that happen and reached his hand over his thigh.

Yunho lost his pace, all his senses unwillingly focusing on Mingi's hand. He inhaled sharply, slowing down his bouncing.

 

“A2Z.” The judge's voice resonated through the room, the suspense killing everyone, “You're qualified, topping 2nd place.” The crew and their supporters cheered and jumped, taking each other in the arms.

There were four to five crews left, along with K-CREW. But only one of them would be the last crew qualified and certified number one of this contest.

 

Yunho's and Mingi's heart drummed in their chests, expecting the worst, “K-CREW.” The judge announced, leaving no room for anticipation, “You're qualified, and topping number 1. Congratulations.”

It was like a weight lifted off their chests. They screamed and jumped around, taking each other in their arms, ugly crying, kissing each other.

Yunho couldn't bear the overgrowing joy and stood up screaming in victory, and apparently Mingi had the same need. Without thinking, they both threw themselves in each other's arms, squeezing each other for dear life. When coming down of their little high, they made eye contact and suddenly grew embarrassed. They let go of each other in a stunning silence, still flooded by their team's chatter.

 

The others cheered too, and they couldn't not notice them, with their high pitched screams and shaky lightsticks. They waved to them, so giddy and happy about their win.

 

 

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Sat. 27th April // 8:44 PM

 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

mirror mirror on the wall

who are the coolest of them all ?

 

got that dawg in me :

can i be greedy and say it's us ?

oop i almost forgot that username 😭

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

YES

YES YOU CAN

CUZ YOU ARE

YUNHO AND MINGI ON TOP 🔛🔝🗣️‼️💥

 

Andes Cordillera :

🗣️🗣️💥💥

 

matriarch :

You were...

Yeah let me shut my mouth

🤠

 

got that dawg in me :

SEONGHWA 😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

blind mofo :

🤣🤣🤣

 

tinyjoong :

what do you mean seonghwa? 🤨

 

matriarch :

What ? Me ?

Absolutely nothing 😇

What do you mean, you, Hongjoong?

 

tinyjoong :

me ? nothing of sorts

yunho and mingi were really cool, yes

that energy you gave was really interesting

 

blind mofo :

thank you thank you

a lot of hardwork

 

choitothejongtotheho :

"interesting" 

you can say hot you know

 

got that dawg in me :

aw thank you

😭😭😭

 

tinyjoong :

🙄

go look at your videos instead of whatever you're doing

 

got that dawg in me :

😭😭😭😭

Jongho you recorded it ?

 

choitothejongtotheho :

yes i did 😝

 

got that dawg in me :

oh but you didn't have to :0

they recorded it, there was a camera at the back

and they usually upload them on YouTube 

 

choitothejongtotheho :

u're joking right

please tell me you're joking.

brb im gonna jump off a cliff

 

got that dawg in me :

😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

yeokai watch :

you didn't see it ?

 

choitothejongtotheho :

no??!!?

 

yeokai watch :

it was set right above your head 

how could you miss that 😭😭

 

choitothejongtotheho :

eeeeeeh calm down boy

 

got that dawg in me :

😭😭😭😭

ahh i missed this

it's been a while since I laughed this hard

 

matriarch :

We missed you too Yunho 🫶

 

yeokai watch :

really, there was something missing when you weren't there

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

absolutely!!!!

i had no one to talk shit with anymore

Seonghwa is too nice, I only know jongho for a week, san is always somewhere else SOMEHOW, Mingi doesn't listen unless it's someone he knows, and dont get me started on Yeosangie

 

got that dawg in me :

aww guys 🥹🫶

and hongjoong ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

who ?

i dont know any hongjoong around

 

tinyjoong :

😶‍🌫️

 

get that dawg in me :

and i thought yall bonded

and i quote "lover's quarrel"

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

YOU SAW THAT???

 

got that dawg in me :

i wasnt active but YES i saw that 😭😭

hongjoong, wooyoung, something to announce to the rest of the class ?

 

tinyjoong :

i am going to PUKE

 

choitothejongtotheho :

why are you so dramatic 💀

 

tinyjoong :

I'm getting dizzy

i need a seat 💆

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

girl BYE

ill break his legs and then he'll get his mf seat

 

got that dawg in me :

lmaooo 😂

unrelated but where is San ?

 

yeokai watch :

if i tell you he's sound asleep would u believe me ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

IS HE ?? 💀💀💀

 

Andes Cordillera :

I'M NOT

i was taking a shower damn

 

got that dawg in me :

what is this?? why are we shaming sannie bc he sleeps early 😭

 

Andes Cordillera :

FINALLY someone who's on my side, thank you yunho ❤️‍🩹

 

got that dawg in me :

dw i got you ❤️

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

ugh get a room

with me

in between 🥰

 

got that dawg in me :

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

whenever you want wooyo 😉

 

choitothejongtotheho :

wooyoung that's

stop?????

YUNHO????????

 

blind mofo :

UGH.

yunho not u too 😧

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

orh we cant joke anymore 🙄

you're my friends and you look good damn

 

tinyjoong :

that's an interesting way to compliment someone

 

matriarch :

😂

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

MOSTLY YOU YUNHO

with what you pulled today omfg

 

matriarch :

Don't finish the sentence you were about to write

I've known you for long enough to know what you think

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

BAHSHAHSHSHSJ

ok mom ill stop

 

got that dawg in me :

🤭😂

Notes:

yunho is back 🥹 the world is healing

...and with that, i conclude the end of the first arc 🙂‍↕️ thank you to all of you tuning in and see you in a bit (hoping not too long) love you mwah 💋

Chapter 15: You know I'm down, down but why is it now, now

Notes:

im bullshitting my way through this entire chap lmao so the informations may not be proper
if you're aiming to get into the studies mentioned, dont take this fic in consideration 💀

anyways enjoy 🫦

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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Mon. 29th April // 6:47 AM

 

 

got that dawg in me :

everyone!!

good luck for the finals

and may the odds be ever in your favor 🫡

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

YUNHO ILYSM

good luck!!!

 

yeokai watch :

may the odds be in y'alls favor 🫡🫡

 

matriarch :

Good luck everyone!

 

blind mofo :

gllllll

 

tinyjoong :

🫶🫶

 

 

Mon. 6th May // 7:34 PM

 

 

choitothejongtotheho :

so how did it go ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

I FAILED

I FUCKING FAILED EVERYTHING

 

matriarch :

Ugggggghhhhhhh I'm drained

 

yeokai watch :

worst experience i lived, 0/10

 

blind mofo :

no words, head empty

 

Andes Cordillera :

NEVER AGAIN

 

got that dawg in me :

just shoot me it'll be easier 

 

tinyjoong :

it wasn't that bad tbf

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

wasn't that bad???

are you a masochist???

 

tinyjoong :

if you studied more instead of hanging around you'd find it easier

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

someone hold me ill kill a bitch

 

choitothejongtotheho :

wow 💀

im not ready for next year

 

blind mofo :

if u want an advice

start studying

now

fuck summer n cram that shi out

 

yeokai watch :

I agree w mingi

start working now or youll regret

 

choitothejongtotheho :

okay 💀💀

none of you are in the same major, right ?

 

Andes Cordillera :

yep

 

choitothejongtotheho :

so what do yall do ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

im a photography major #iwanttodie #whatdidigetmyselfinto

 

choitothejongtotheho :

ooh really ?

wouldn't have thought 💀

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

what ? you didn't think i had a creative soul ? 🤨

 

choitothejongtotheho :

noo that's not it 👀

 

Andes Cordillera :

physical therapy ✌️

 

tinyjoong :

that's so specific

how long is it gonna take ?

 

Andes Cordillera :

aprox 7 years ? right now my degree is more global then ill continue for 3 years somewhere else

 

blind mofo :

audio engineering for me 🤙

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

oooh i thought you were only in engineering where u make planes and stuff

 

blind mofo :

lmaoo no

idk if i can live by being only a dj so at least i have this on the side

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

YOU'RE A DJ ?????

 

Andes Cordillera :

why do we hear abt this only now ?

show us something!!

 

blind mofo :

noo im shy 

 

yeokai watch :

cowabummer 😔

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

u're such a nerd

but what do we expect from an art major ?

 

got that dawg in me :

ooh art major yeosang 

 

choitothejongtotheho :

it suits you

a statue making art it makes sense 🙂‍↕️

 

yeokai watch :

😳

why thank you

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

EWWWWWW WHAT IS THAAAAAT

 

blind mofo :

im telling your mom thats it

 

got that dawg in me :

as mom you mean seonghwa right

 

matriarch :

Oh c'mon 😂

No flirting in the chat ✋

 

choitothejongtotheho :

so when Wooyoung does it it's fine but i can't 🙄 

 

blind mofo :

no one said it was fine

 

got that dawg in me :

im this close 🤏 to kicking him out when he does it

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

C'MON

im funny stop lying

 

tinyjoong :

funny ????

who lied to you

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

.

 

got that dawg in me :

😂😂

what's ur major seonghwa?

 

matriarch :

Astronomy 🙃

 

Andes Cordillera :

im scared to ask how long

 

matriarch :

Around 9-10 years 🙃

But enough talking about me, it's not that important

 

yeokai watch :

"not that important" and my man is gonna take 10 years of his lifespan doing what

maths???

 

matriarch :

It's not just that 🙄

There's physics too

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i could never

just hearing this i alr want to bash my skull

 

yeokai watch :

more than when you see Hongjoong?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

dont try to be funny

he's insufferable

 

tinyjoong :

im only insufferable to you

you're the only one with a problem with me

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

you're evil

 

choitothejongtotheho :

I wonder how long it's gonna take for you two to make up or something

 

got that dawg in me :

ykw me too 😭😭

im waiting for their redemption arc since day one

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

it's gonna be never 🙄

ill hate him til i die

 

got that dawg in me :

😭😭

okay but hongjoong though what's ur major ?

 

tinyjoong :

im in fashion design

 

blind mofo :

FASHION DESIGN???

 

got that dawg in me :

its complicated to work in this industry,,, howre u gonna do ? :(

 

tinyjoong :

oh i know ppl

like this guy i met not too long ago

not that popular and hes very nice

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

whos that

 

tinyjoong :

Olivier Rousteing

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

YOU KNOW

.

YOU KNOW OLIVIER ROUSTEING

 

Andes Cordillera :

wow 😮😮

 

matriarch :

Speechless.

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

wordless.

 

matriarch :

I dont need your kindness⁉️

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

OMG SEONGHWA

youre my favorite person now

 

matriarch :

Hihi 🤭

Yunho you didn't tell us your major ?

 

got that dawg in me :

not surprising but im a dance major :]

 

tinyjoong :

not surprising at all

but meh you're good at it

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

why is he so shady???? that's so annoying 

 

tinyjoong :

????

i didnt even talk to you why are you attacking me???

 

matriarch :

👀🍿

 

Andes Cordillera :

aren't u guys tired 😭

 

tinyjoong :

I didn't say anything???????

it's all Wooyoung's fault for real

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

what???? cant you see how mean you're being???

 

tinyjoong :

ok ill agree i do tease you sometimes

but i didn't say anything mean!!!

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

sometimes sometimes

lemme doubt that

 

matriarch :

What's this dynamic called already?

Enemies to lovers ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

god no stop

 

tinyjoong :

not you too seonghwa

and i thought you were on my side

 

yeokai watch :

at least it makes them something in common

 

blind mofo :

literally what i was thinking 💀

 

 

survival mode

 

Sun. 12th May // 9:56 PM

 

Jett :

Jongho!!!

hop on valo

 

Brimstone :

nooo

i have school tomorrow

 

Jett :

cmon

one game

 

Brimstone :

dont u have classes tmr??

 

Jett :

I don't 😋

fr tho if you dont want to at all ill stop

but it's just that

youre so good at this game

and so strong

and so analytical

 

Brimstone :

you're buying me with compliments i recognize

 

Jett :

I ain't 😶

 

Brimstone :

...

ok 1 game

BUT just one i need to sleep

 

Jett :

LETS GOOO

 

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🦅🦅🗣️🗣️💥💥🎇🎇🧨🧨

 

Mon. 13th May // 11:57 PM

 

jongno :

sorry mingi hyung im not coming tday

 

mingsi :

why?

 

jongno :

im sick

too tired i ca't even go to school

 

 

dance moms could never

 

 

Mon. 13th May // 12:01 PM

 

beginner :

YUNHO WHERE TF ARE YOU

 

teacher :

wait what why why

oh right lunch

 

beginner :

HURRYYY!!!!

we still need to get jongho

 

veteran :

oh btw jonghos not coming anymore

 

beginner :

HUH??????

you're only telling us now???

 

veteran :

i just received his txt

he said hes sick and too tired

 

teacher :

oh hes lying-

 

veteran :

is there something we should know

 

teacher :

we played valo 

and uhhhhhh

we were supposed to do 1 game

but things got out of hand

 

beginner :

how long did u play??

 

teacher :

....

all night?

 

veteran :

ALL NIGHT????

 

beginner :

youre being v irresponsible yunho!!!!!!

he has his exams soon 

 

teacher :

i know 😭😭😭

i felt bad when i saw the sun rising

i still feel bad now

 

veteran :

🤦🤦🤦

 

beginner :

this isnt like you yunho

youre like the older brother so you cant act recklessly like that

 

teacher :

stop guilt tripping meeee 😭😭😭

and why am i only the older brother and not a parent

not that i mind

 

beginner :

bc there's something going in between hongjoong and seonghwa

and since seonghwa is mother

 

veteran :

how do you know that 💀

 

beginner :

i can smell it

they're fucking backstage and no one knows it

 

teacher :

oh im sipping this tea

how did you get that ??

 

beginner :

i can feel it

your show last time, there was that thing between them

like sexual tension (and fr this time)

also, i already talked abt it w yeosang, when we talked when you left yunho

there was that tone in his voice like he knew something, like he was there

and why would he be here w seonghwa?

TO FUCK OBVIOUSLY

 

veteran :

not everyone is a horndog like u wooyoung

wdym to fuck ? maybe he was just w seonghwa as good friends

 

beginner :

nuh huh

i trust my gut

they def had sex

 

teacher :

this is

woaw

but shouldnt we head out???

lets talk abt it more at lunch

 

beginner :

heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy you gossip whore 🤭🤭

 

teacher :

can you blame me?? 😉

 

 

ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

 

Wed. 15th May // 6:02 PM

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

friends

i have an announcement

ive been invited to a house party, and can bring anyone i want 😎💯🔥✨🍾🎆🎉🥳💥📣🕺

 

matriarch :

Social butterfly in action !

 

tinyjoong :

any more emojis ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

ill shove em down your throat if you dont stfu.

 

choitothejongtotheho :

oh naur

im underage i cant go ohhh nooooo

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

literally no one cares

none of us is legally able to drink

 

choitothejongtotheho :

cant you see im trying to decline ur invitation????

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

youre no fun🥸

but alright i wont force you

 

got that dawg in me :

count me in !!

 

Andes Cordillera :

who what where when why

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

Travis, house party, Travis's frat, nxt friday bc its the end of the year and debut of summer (not really)

you know him he's in ur football team

 

yeokai watch :

im put under house arrest so i cant come

 

matriarch :

WHAT????

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

sneak out

 

yeokai watch :

seonghwa that just means ill b stuck at home w family and a buncha ppl idk 😭😭

i didnt commit no crime this time

i wish i could sneak out but how do i do irvine - new york in 20 minutes???

i wouldve preferred being around ppl and yall than around ppl and my dad

😮‍💨

 

matriarch :

Okay phew you scared me

Is your dad a badman ?

 

yeokai watch :

not really, he's just very strict and traditional 

making him one of the most powerful people of our state would be one of the biggest mistake California can do

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

pff that sucks

fuck mr kang 🗣️📣

anyways tell me whos coming, ik there's yunho and me and jongho - yeosang cant/wont

 

matriarch :

I am 🙌

 

Andes Cordillera :

im down

 

tinyjoong :

sure why not

i want to know what's a frat party like

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

actually hongjoong dont come

oo right frat boys 

 

blind mofo :

idk if ill go

 

Andes Cordillera :

whyy

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

mingi come please 🥺🙏🙏

 

blind mofo :

i have stuff to do and an ungodly amount of projects to finish

 

got that dawg in me :

mingi come please 🥺

 

blind mofo :

ill see what i can do

 

got that dawg in me :

yippeeee 😊😊

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

WHAT

what is this behavior

im sensing favouritism

we wrote the exact same thing 😭😭😭😭

 

blind mofo :

not at all

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

CHEATER

 

tinyjoong :

alexa play the other woman by lana del rey

 

matriarch :

😂😂

Notes:

ahhhhh final weeks...... i actually never had a college one so im relieved but in the same time the high school ones...... jongho you better be ready

again, im not american and so it feels like everything i say is so off 😭😭 but aight dreams come true 🧚🏾

2ho gamins brhos.... that plays valho...... you see the pattern? lolol

yunwoogi yall onto something i fear, yall- you wooyoung where tf do you get those psychic powers from, stop smoking what's inside the uv room thank you

its like, summer break arc now so.... hihi 🤭

okay bye babes💋

Chapter 16: I just wanted to tell ya, I think you're great

Notes:

small but important chap lol

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

K-CREW (un)OFFICIAL CHAT

 

Mon. 2 0th May // 10:01 AM

 

SJ :

[file attachment.]

pretty self explanatory

so we're going all in at practice Wednesdays and Sundays everyone 📣

 

⁠★

 

ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

 

Mon. 20th May // 1:27 PM

 

blind mofo :

yall

we got the contest date

 

matriarch :

When is it ?

 

blind mofo :

during summer

end of july

 

got that dawg in me :

25th of July

 

tinyjoong :

and where is it ?

 

got that dawg in me :

LA 🥸

 

choitothejongtotheho :

this far???

i wanted to go 😔

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

LA ? 👁️👁️

yeosangie and i live like 1h from LA

so im coming FOR SURE

 

Andes Cordillera :

take me with you!!!

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i wish i could sannie baby

but you live too far 💔

 

Andes Cordillera :

take me in ur luggage so i dont go home

 

yeokai watch :

you gave me an idea

why dont you all come here ?

you can rent something

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

OR

you can come home w us, i take 3 ppl and sangie you take the 3 others

 

yeokai watch :

are you crazy???

and make them support my dad, no thanks

 

matriarch :

It's alright, we can rent something

 

blind mofo :

oh please

im not staying w the entirety of kcrew

i love em sure but living w em??? ack

 

got that dawg in me :

mingi and i can take care of the reservation

bc we need to go there wayy before the show, so we'll liven up that place a little before you come!

 

matriarch :

Okay! then let's share the pay, maybe?

 

tinyjoong :

oh no need too

i can pay for it all, i have more money than i need so

 

choitothejongtotheho :

where did you get all that??

 

tinyjoong :

...

🙃

anyways, that is not the subject at hand 

 

choitothejongtotheho :

thinking about it, cant we go there when our reserve dates are ?

so we dont waste money just for mingi and yunhos honeymoon

 

blind mofo :

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

 

Andes Cordillera :

you're right, so like this we take advantage of it all !

 

blind mofo :

y is no one concerned abt what jongho said 😭😭

 

got that dawg in me :

you dont wanna be married to me ?

💔

 

choitothejongtotheho :

woaw mingi

so not cool

 

tinyjoong :

tsk tsk

 

blind mofo :

stop bullying me 😭😭

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

im so jealous

i want to go with u all too

dont leave meeeee WTF!!

 

Andes Cordillera :

the come w us!

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i would've

but the problem is i cant pay 🥸

man i really need to get a job

 

got that dawg in me :

pay in kind 😉

fr though it's alright

you'll pay later

 

yeokai watch :

stop the innuendos 💀💀

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

cant i actually pay in kind ?

 

got that dawg in me :

Wooyoung 😭

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

what ? im just asking 🤷

 

blind mofo :

so

i looked a bit arnd and theres things like 200 bucks ish a night for 7 ppl

 

yeokai watch :

you're seriously leaving me behind ?😧

 

blind mofo :

u didnt say if u were coming 😦

 

yeokai watch :

oh so now u dont want me 💔

 

Andes Cordillera :

nooo sangie come with us too 😭😭

 

yeokai watch :

i dont know if i will be able to lol

eventually w some theorizing and negotiating i can tho

 

blind mofo :

then y u complaining

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

be there or BE SQUARE

 

yeokai watch :

wait a sec

     🥺

💪⬜🤳

   /     \ 

 

matriarch :

😂😂

 

choitothejongtotheho :

too much creativity 😭

 

 

 

 

muhayunhoo, tinyjoong

 

Tue. 21st May // 4:27 PM

 

muhayunhoo :

hongjoong ?

can i ask for a favor ?

 

tinyjoong :

of course

what is it ?

 

muhayunhoo :

ive looked at the prices for our stay in la

and.... it's not that cheap 😅

sooo i wanted to ask you if you could help us a little please ?

 

tinyjoong :

ofc i can !

i dont need all of that money anyways ;)

 

muhayunhoo :

you're my savior!

thank you Hongjoong!!!

 

tinyjoong :

no probs 😙

Notes:

nxt update might come a bit later than expected 😶 (i didnt write anything lmao)

Chapter 17: You can stare and you wish you could touch it

Notes:

hi guys, srry for dying, it's been a while !
(almost) full narration chapter, brace yourself

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

mom come pick me up im scared

 

Fri. 25th May // 9:04 PM

 

madre :

Where are you ?

 

spawn of Satan :

we're inside

you're w san and hongjoong right ?

not like id be happier if hongjoong ditched last minute but-

 

madre :

Yes 😂 we're walking towards the frat

There's a lot of people, we struggled to find a spot

 

spawn of Satan :

okay okay

hurry!!! we decided to not drink until you arrived so hurry tf up

 

madre :

😂😂

Be patient we're almost there

 

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When Seonghwa, Hongjoong and San had just finished going through the door, a familiar figure jumped over them and wrapped his arms around San.

“You look so good !” Wooyoung exclaimed, trying to make his voice louder than the ongoing deafening music in the background.

“Did you drink already ?” Seonghwa asked, a bit baffled by Wooyoung's previous texts and his behavior now.

“I had to make time pass, you took too long,” Wooyoung giggled, unwrapping his arms off a startled and flustered San. Was he completely oblivious about the effect he had on him, or did he like playing with him ?

Seconds after their encounter, Mingi and Yunho arrived as well, greeting their friends. They started to chat, complimenting each other, picking fun at San for being an introvert and still coming to  party with a lot of people. They tried to ease up and accommodate the ambient noise.

 

“Seonghwa ? Mingi ?” Both of them turned around to the sound of their names, uttered by Yunho. The latter was fiddling anxiously with the hem of his sleeve. The former was confused, not knowing why Yunho would need to talk to them, “Can I talk to you for a bit ?”

They both looked at each other, Mingi with a puzzled expression whereas Seonghwa had that gentle smile. Still, they agreed and the three of them went towards a quieter corner or the property.

Eventually, they went to the backyard, where some students were playing in the pool, or some others smoking weed and chilling in another corner.

“Um… I wanted to apologize for last time, when I screamed at you for no reason…” Yunho didn't look them in the eyes, rather he couldn't. Guilt had been eating him for the past weeks. He stuttered and kept looking at his feet, even if he rehearsed multiple times in front of his mirror.

“It's just, I've been feeling unwell these days and didn't know how to manage my emotions at the time, and I still can't. I don't know how to make it up to you, I told y'all some pretty harsh words I didn't even believe.”

A lump had suddenly formed in his throat and the tears dangerously threatened to spill from his eyes. 

“But if you don't wanna forgive me, it's fine. I kinda deserve it.”

 

This was the cue for Mingi. Seeing his best friend start shedding tears also made him want to bawl. He couldn't care less about that stupid fight, but he didn't know how to put it in words, given his struggles with them. He was just so happy to see his best friend back after a while, to finally see him smile and laugh that pretty laugh of his.

Seonghwa empathized and the tears as well threatened to spill. He did grow fond of the younger after the weeks they spent together, so seeing him cry really stirred his emotions within. However, their argument didn't fly over his head compared to Mingi, but he knew Yunho wasn't in a good headspace at the time.

Yunho sniffled, trying his best to not let the tears flow, but when he felt strong arms wrapping around him was the moment he could let it all go. Mingi, who shoved himself in his best friend’s arms, did as well cry like a dummy.

Seonghwa didn't try to get in their embrace, but still stayed by their side. He gently stroked Yunho's hair, soothing him even if he was crying as well.

 

After a little while, Yunho let go of Mingi, who had finally calmed down, to finally embrace Seonghwa who had totally forgotten the idea of getting an embrace as well.

Yunho felt content, finally free from these uneasy thoughts about his friends hating him. Finally free from the guilt of feeling like an asshole.

Even if he still wanted to keep them in his arms for the rest of the night, the setting they were in wasn't exactly the best for it.





As Mingi, Yunho and Seonghwa left, San and Wooyoung were left together. 

 

…Well, with Hongjoong too.

The youngest of the three was mostly talking to San, and not addressing one word to Hongjoong, even if he tried to include the blue in the conversation. This would be strange to someone else, but most of the time they wouldn't even try to chat normally. They would always bicker and annoy each other for no reason.

 

“I'm back !” The three of them turned around to see Seonghwa, coming back all by himself and his eyes puffy.

“Did you cry ?” Hongjoong asked, noticing his reddened nose.

“Ah, it's nothing bad. Just a turmoil of emotions.” He giggled, playing with a lock of his long hair nervously. Hongjoong looked up at him, his expression showing a mix of fondness and worry. 

“If there's anything, you can tell us, you know.” The smaller stroked an eyelash away from the older's cheek while the other let him with no resistance, a smile on his face.

 

No one could've prepared Wooyoung and San for this. His act that could've been seen as friendly was completely full of love and affection. The tension was heavy and Wooyoung suddenly felt too much and uneasy around them.

“Um… I think we should go, right Sannie?” Wooyoung pushed, trying his best to convey his embarrassment to San, who definitely didn't understand. The taller looked at him, confused as to why he was tugging at his shirt.

Wooyoung got annoyed by his cluelessness and pulled him away by the wrist to go towards the drinks, with San getting more confused by the minute.

 

“Why- Hey, Wooyoung !” The smaller didn't listen to him, pretending the music was obstructing his hearing. San got a little annoyed by his antics and so grabbed him by the shoulder, stopping him in his tracks.

“Why are you leaving like that ?”

“For no reason. I'm looking for Yunho and Mingi.”

“Don't lie.”

Wooyoung sighed, “Okay. There's something between Hongjoong and Seonghwa and I just didn't want to interrupt, that's it !”

San didn't buy it. He looked at Wooyo's eyes and tried to inspect any animosity. Nevertheless, he abandoned pretty quickly when the latter showed him his ten thousand dollar smile that always managed to make him giddy and fluttery.

“Don’t stress about it. Let's get a drink, yeah ?”

Did he really have a choice here ? No. Did he willingly go there to please Wooyoung? Absolutely.

 

If only that dumbass didn't come towards them.

 

“San ! Didn't know you would come !” Travis shouted through the noise, which made the former turn around to see his teammate. He dabbed them up and kept his gaze focused on Wooyoung for a second longer, something that ticked San.

“Travis ! Awesome party you got going here.” San exclaimed, trying his best to hide his displeasure

They continued to chat aimlessly, to San's dissatisfaction. The way he could crack one random joke and make Wooyoung laugh made him uneasy. He wanted him gone fast, even if he was the one who threw that party.

 

“Anyways,” Travis implied, showing his need to leave, which made San very happy, “I’ll get going. Need to check on everyone else !”

“So thoughtful of you !” Wooyoung cooed while the man was leaving towards another group of people. The latter finally turned around to see his friend who seemed more tense than earlier, “You good ?”

Wooyoung’s voice snatched him out of his reverie for the best, “Yeah, I just need to drink something.” He flashed him a big smile, the type that lied when you saw them, but the shorter didn’t wanna make a scene. 

“Alright,” he grinned back as he pulled on his shirt to leave their current location.

So they both went towards the bar and immediately gulped down one drink.

 

Then two.

Now three ?!

Both of them were completely buzzed by now. Somehow they managed to always touch each other, was it a hand playfully swatting a shoulder, a finger putting back a hair strand behind a ear, or a torso leaning against a back. It seemed like they couldn't get their hands off each other. The tension was palpable, get a room already!

Even on the dancefloor they couldn't stop feeling each other. It was even worse there. The music was loud and rhythmic, thumping through the mansion's walls and flooding towards the street. San was a little bit shy and swayed coyly but his demeanor was quickly changed with the way Wooyoung was swaying against him.

 

His butt wiggling over his crotch.

His crotch with an obvious tent on it.

 

San was going crazy. He didn't know if Wooyoung had noticed his hard-on, but he hoped not if he was too entranced by the music.

 

Alas he did notice.

And boy that didn’t leave him with no reaction.

 

It made him smile, turned on even. To know San desired him this way made his ego go through the roof. 

He did like to toy with him, for approximately 5 minutes, until he grew unsatisfied. Seeing him flustered was cute, but the need to feel him against his own skin became overwhelming. Wiggling like a dumbass over his erect dick was fun for a second but now, he needed to to feel him on his hands, on his mouth, in his guts.

 

Fuck it, he couldn’t hold it in anymore.

 

Wooyoung turned around and wrapped his arms around San’s shoulders. The latter’s cheeks were tinted red but he couldn’t guess if it was because of the alcohol or because of Wooyoung. Maybe both ?

Naturally he led his hands on his waist, his eyes now completely focused on his parted lips. It seemed like San couldn’t leave the single mole adorning his plush lips, he was practically salivating to the thought of tasting them.

 

“San…” Wooyoung whispered, “I can’t wait anymore.” Every breath he took crashed against San’s lips and made him dizzy. The latter looked back into his eyes, to which he could feel the desire and hunger in. He couldn’t wait anymore, nor like he could since day 1.

San leaned and attempted a kiss. It was short and shy, more like a peck, and only got Wooyoung yearning for more. Therefore, he reconnected their lips with more intent, pushing San’s head towards his.

His hands on his skull was overwhelming, his perfume all in his nose was overwhelming, his lips all over his was overwhelming, San was overwhelmed in Jung Wooyoung. And he loved it. It didn’t matter that they were in a full crowd of people dancing, being engulfed in Wooyoung’s was the best thing that happened to him tonight.

There wasn’t any motion in this kiss, for now. They were testing the waters, making up for all the time they needed to feel the other. Without hurry, Wooyoung invited him in a slow make out session, their tongues sliding against each other. 

Wooyoung was getting dizzy. San leisurely lapping at his tongue was making his tucked cock hurt so bad. His pants were already tight around his shaft, and San’s effect didn’t help. He was so big all over that he was practically swallowing him whole, and not that he minded it.

They both parted, panting for air and recollecting their thoughts. Did they really want to think though ? Absolutely not. Wooyoung stormed to San’s lips again, their slow making out turning into a more rough and urgent one. Their teeth clashed against each other while they were lapping at the other’s mouth.

San’s hands on his waist burned. He couldn’t take it, he needed to have him all for himself, away from the prying gazes. He reluctantly parted from San before leading him towards a quieter corner.

 

No one could see them here, right ? 

And if they wanna, let them watch.

 

When arrived in an empty corridor, Wooyoung slammed his back against the wall, bringing San with him by the collar. Their chest collided, but so did their lips. Their session was now messy but kept that same sense of urgency. Spit splashed down on their chins, whether it was San’s or Wooyoung’s, they didn’t really care. 

The taller was stroking every bit of skin he could, making the shorter's dick ache even more. Both their crotches were pressed against each other as they both grinded on another, letting sinful moans and whines flee out of their mouths, directly into the other’s.

 

Wooyoung's eyes were shut, but for a second he thought about opening them. So he did. And he probably shouldn't have.

Right behind San was Hongjoong, standing right at the bathroom's door, coming in or coming out he didn't know.

What he knew is his wicked grin and high eyebrows. His eyes held such intensity and perversion Wooyoung couldn't stand. He could've shouted at him, glared at him or even held eye contact, but instead the knot that was forming in his lower stomach tightened and resulted in a sinful moan and fluttery eyes.

A low hum so guttural it trembled through San's own core.

By the second he opened his eyes again, Hongjoong was gone. Was it a hallucination ?

“What's up Wooyoung ?” San's voice was breathy and each word crashed against Wooyoung's used lips.

“You felt too good, had to take a breather.” He reassured him. He thought the taller would have noticed his blatant lie, but apparently not.

San whispered to him a sweet okay , before kissing Wooyoung's lips gently. A gentleness that felt too domestic for him. It was strange and unusual. He felt his heart pick up and his palms getting clammy. 

He probably should blame it on the booze.



⁠★

 

"Did I just catch San and Wooyoung making out in the hallway ?" Hongjoong announced to Seonghwa as he was sitting on the couch the latter was seated in.

"... I'm not that surprised. The two of them have been circling around each other for a while." He sipped his drink, "But they could've been more discreet. Unless they wanted someone to see them ?" His lips latched on the cup, as he looked Hongjoong from the side, a gaze and tone suggesting something that made Hongjoong’s mind get to work.

Hongjoong gulped, now understanding, but still showed him a smirk, "What ? You want to do that too ?" 

Seonghwa let go of the cup and shook his head, "No, there's too many people here."

"Or we can leave ? Make up an excuse, say we got tired ?”

"Or we could do it in the car ?" The two of them looked each other in the eyes, contemplating the idea. Both their minds started wandering, their daydream filled with the feeling of the other's skin against their palm, their hot bodies sticking against the cold leather, the sex so good and rough the windows starts to fog up....

Eventually, it's Seonghwa who cuts their little reverie, sitting back on the couch, his face hot because of his drink, yes. "Nah, I have to bring us home."

Hongjoong still stared at Seonghwa, before letting out a little snort, "Alright then.”





“Are you sure you’ll be fine ?” Yunho worried for his friend, already drinking his fifth American cup of punch.

“Don’t worry ! I don’t drive, I'm okay !” Mingi replied, a singing tone in his voice as he drank down the cup.

Yunho had all the right to worry about his friend. He wasn’t usually the type to handle every drink he liked to have. Mingi was a heavy drinker, yes. But also a lightweight at that.

“Don’t brood all night, Yunnie ! C’mon, let’s dance !” Mingi exclaimed, immediately engaging in a silly little dance while keeping a beaming smile. How could Yunho resist when his entire being was just so cute ?

“What am I gonna do with you ?” He smiled as well, completely endeared by the way his best friend was acting. 

His crush was showing, yes, and what about it ? Mingi would forget everything the next day anyways. He was just so happy to finally be back with one of the people he cherished the most. As a friend mostly. Becoming his lover would be a mission for another time, or even another universe. If he can still hold on to their fragile relationship, he wouldn’t deny it for anything in the world.

 

“You wanna get on the dancefloor ?” Yunho pointed at the scene, where almost all of the crowd was. Mingi with no hesitation handed him his empty cup and rushed towards them.

“Let’s go baby ! Let’s tear up the stage !” The younger howled, making Yunho cheeks start hurting by how much he was smiling at his antics.

 

 

ars longa vita brevis or wtv they said

 

Fri. 24th May // 8:07 PM

 

cupboard :

yeosang hyung !

did you get home safe yesterday?

 

drawer :

jonghoo helloo

yes i did, unfortunately im home but everything's alright 😊

you needed something?

 

cupboard :

no not really

i was wondering how was that thing w your dad going ?

 

drawer :

oh please

there is so many ppl

it's the fourth time i locked myself in the bathroom

and it started two hour ago 😹

 

cupboard :

aw man 😭

i wish i couldve been here w u, couldve been ur emotional support

 

drawer :

i wouldve loved that

you're alr doing a lot by texting me so thank you !

i know the rest wouldnt, they're too busy partying 💔

 

cupboard :

im p sure were considerzd party poopers now

 

drawer :

then let's be party poopers🗣️

they're gonna complain in the gc tomorrow abt how much their head hurt

and they're gonna unveil shameful secrets

almost as if we were there

 

cupboard :

you're right

they bring the party to us and we dont have to lift a finger

 

drawer :

🤣

exactly

 

cupboard :

lmaoo

say

what is this event about ?

 

drawer :

the one im at ?

 

cupboard :

yea

 

drawer :

basically

it's just a type of party where my dad invites lots of people to gain popularity and to score higher in the deputy charts thing idc the name

 

cupboard :

ooh

your house must be big to handle all that people

 

drawer :

it's not rlly my house

like, something my dad rented? wayy bigger than my home and also very far

so ill have to sleep here tn and i dont wanna💔

 

cupboard :

that sucks

 

drawer :

yea ikr

i just want to go to sleep 😩

at least there's a garden and it's very pretty

mostly at night

 

cupboard :

ooh

that must be great for painting n styff

 

drawer :

YES

the urge to be creative rn hurts a lot

i just wanna get out and paint ugh </3

 

cupboard :

lmaoo

what stops you ? you could set up all ur stuff and if people wanna come and see then they come and see

 

drawer :

i wish it was this easy

but i know my dad would lecture me for the rest of my stay abt "shaming your dad like that" and "be more responsible and mature, drawing is a baby thing"

 

cupboard :

damn ur dad really sucks

 

drawer :

he does 😩

oop someone tried to come in my cubicle HAHSHAJ

 

cupboard :

💀💀💀

 

drawer :

it's getting cramped here

fuck it im going out, garden here i come

 

cupboard :

😂😂

i wanna see how that garden looks like TT

 

drawer :

i could face call u if you want

wait what time is it in the east ?

 

cupboard :

oh

thats v interesting

it's 11 pm here :)

 

drawer :

that's late!!!

dont u have classes tmr??

oh wait nvm its saturday 💀

 

cupboard :

💀💀💀

wait a sec im getting my headphones and u can call !

 

drawer :

no pressure 

Notes:

ihihihihihihi woosan 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
it's one of my first make out scene i write, i hope it's not too tacky

finally yunhwagi !!! it was long but FINALLY, we like communication

atp yall know matz are fucking lmfaooo dont need to hint it anymore

yungi 🥹 they're in their own bubble i love them omfg

jongsang being the biggest introverts oh my days lmaooo

okay bye and also thanks for 6k hits even though i died<33

Chapter 18: Hung high and dry where no one can see

Notes:

hii im back from the dead!!

atp i just gave up on giving titles to the chapters lmfao
btw little content warning, we're discussing some gay things (douche and hygiene) but that also means a bit of poop 😬 but nothing too scatty n stuff

ALSO thanks for 200 kudos MWAH 💋💋

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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Sat. 26th May // 11:56 AM

 

 

choitothejongtotheho :

ok let me guess

most of yall got so drunk beside yunho and seonghwa bc they drive

wooyoung made a scene bc he wanted to stay, had to be dragged out by either san or seonghwa

mingi got so drunk he doesnt remember a thing

hongjoong acted drunk even though he had one sip

and san was the one who looked after everyone, didnt get drunk and made sure everyone was safe

are my guesses good ?

 

got that dawg in me :

wroooong

you got seonghwa, mingi and me right though

but san, wooyoung, hongjoong.........

 

yeokai watch :

lmaooo 😭😭

what happened???

 

got that dawg in me :

mingi really was drunk

he kept on rambling random shit all evening

drank like so many cups and yk it's the big ones

when we got to the dorms that man was ready to puke all over the floor bro 😭😭

and dont get me started on wooyoung and san

they were all over each other like for real

a literal dishwasher 

 

yeokai watch :

😀

im sorry what

 

choitothejongtotheho :

????

im confused

wdym by a dishwasher

 

got that dawg in me :

oh yk 😊

sucking each other's face like there was no tomorrow 😊

idk for how long but by the end of the night nor me or seonghwa could separate them 😩

 

choitothejongtotheho :

HUH????

 

yeokai watch :

i feel like i missed an episode

i knew they had something for each other

but still

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

I DID THAT?????

 

yeokai watch :

YOU DONT REMEMBER????

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i remember the debut

but the "all over each other we cant separate" i didnt know of

nor the rest of the night either

 

got that dawg in me :

you dont remember laughing at mingi then screaming when he gagged 😭😭😭😭

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

no i dont😭😭😭

this is serious

i never forget usually 😥

 

yeokai watch :

stop lying 😭😭

the number of things i could tell that u dont remember 

astonishing

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

dont expose my secrets 

 

yeokai watch :

🤐🤏

 

blind mofo :

czn yall stop textding for a s zcond my head hurts elike hfrll

 

choitothejongtotheho :

mingi

dear friend

you can mute the notifications ya know

 

blind mofo :

toto luch wirk

 

choitothejongtotheho :

and so is texting us

just go back to sleep

 

blind mofo :

👍

 

got that dawg in me :

lmao 😭

whos the oldest btwn you two atp

 

choitothejongtotheho :

ill just say it's me lmaoo

 

yeokai watch :

lol

anyways what abt hongjoong and seonghwa?

 

got that dawg in me :

seonghwa was sane and safe

still got annoyed by san tho but that's usual

hongjoong wasn't really drunk, a little bit buzzed and mostly chill

 

matriarch :

Who are you all gossiping about now ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

you

 

matriarch :

That's not very nice, after everything I've done for you💔

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

threatening to leave me on the side of the road ?

 

matriarch :

😧☝️

😐✊

 

choitothejongtotheho :

💀💀💀

 

matriarch :

Like

Don't get me started on San and Hongjoong

I was trying my best to bring San home and these two started harmonizing in the car

 

yeokai watch :

oh btw btw

do you have any photos??

 

matriarch :

Hongjoong does !!!

This guy's gallery is filled to the brim

 

yeokai watch :

aw man

 

choitothejongtotheho :

HONGJOONG WAKE UP

HONGJOONG

@tinyjoong @tinyjoong @tinyjoong

 

matriarch :

It's useless

he's sleeping like a log

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

....we'll ignore the part where we ask how do u know that

also, 

OPEN HIS PHONE 👹

 

matriarch :

Why the need to ask that ? I crashed at his place because I was tired that's all

And also as tempting as it is I'm not going through his phone

That's a violation of privacy

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

man 😩😩😩

seonghwa this is a matter of life and death

plz plz plz

i need to know

how san and i eneded up

 

matriarch :

Absolutely not 💀

And I don't even know his password

 

choitothejongtotheho :

1117

try that one

 

got that dawg in me :

you know his password???

 

choitothejongtotheho :

hey i said try

idk if itll work 🤷

 

matriarch :

...It worked

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

HAHAHQHAHA

what about that violation of privacy mh?????

 

matriarch :

😶‍🌫️

I am a curious person

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

yea yea wtv u say

send them now!!!!

 

matriarch :

Hongjoong I am so sorry

I've been forced, this is bullying

 

tinyjoong :

[sent 17 files.]

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

wow that's a lot

 

yeokai watch :

WOAW

seems like you had fun~~~

 

got that dawg in me :

can we talk about this one ? 😭😭😭

[forwarded 1 file.]

it's so funny the way san and woo are all over each other and seonghwa is desperately trying to get them off

 

choitothejongtotheho :

theres like so little pics of yunho and mingi

did you guys die or what 😭😭

 

got that dawg in me :

no 💀 we were just away

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

yunho and mingi sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

 

got that dawg in me :

WOOYOUNG 😭😭😭😭

 

Sat. 26th May // 04:31 PM

 

tinyjoong :

....

i will not discuss the fact you seonghwa of all people opened my phone

 

choitothejongtotheho :

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

matriarch :

I'M SORRY 😭😭

 

tinyjoong :

jongho u have no right laughing you're the one who gavz away my pw

how do you even know it?????

 

choitothejongtotheho :

u told me

at least your sacrifice was for the greater good

we all know wooyoung and san cant keep it in their pants

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

...

 

Andes Cordillera :

??? why am i getting mixed in all that

 

choitothejongtotheho :

scroll up

 

Andes Cordillera :

ok

Oh.

 

choitothejongtotheho :

ABJSHSJAJSKSNS

 

Andes Cordillera :

since when😭😭😭 ive never done that😭😭😭

this is all fake

i cant believe this

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

damn💔

i knew i was ugly but this repulsive??

 

Andes Cordillera :

NO YOU'RE NOT

I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

IT'S BECAUSE

UH

I MEAN

YOU'RE NOT REPULSIVE WOOYOUNG

 

blind mofo :

cgg u broke him

 

yeokai watch :

welcome back mingi!! slept well ?

 

blind mofo :

like a baby🤗

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i was joking 🙄

im not having sex w/out properly douching wth

 

got that dawg in me :

here we go again

 

choitothejongtotheho :

douching ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

you dk??

 

tinyjoong :

it's when you wash your rectum prior to anal sex

explain instead of shaming wooyoung, it'd be better for your health

 

choitothejongtotheho :

uh??

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

washing ur ass b4 taking it from the back

use normal words instead of showing off hongjoong, it'd be better for youe health

 

blind mofo :

hongjoong u got roasted omg

completely burnt

 

tinyjoong :

😐😐😐

 

matriarch :

Why this use of words though 😭

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

what? at least he understood 

 

choitothejongtotheho :

i never knew

is it always the ones that receive who douche?

this word is so strange lmaoo

 

tinyjoong :

most of the time yeah

but some people like to be clean even when giving

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i wonder how tops don't douche

i def do it when ik im gonna top

it just feels... better??? makes me less anxious 

 

blind mofo :

what are we talking about😭😭

 

got that dawg in me :

right ur straight

mingi almost all of us are queer here or even curious, if you're uncomfy you're not forced to read the conversation

 

Andes Cordillera :

do straight ppl douche too?

 

got that dawg in me :

it's less common, but i think some do too?

if they wanna be clean that's their choice to make

 

blind mofo :

but like how does it work??

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

MINGI WHAT R U DOING HERE😭😭😭😭

i thought u left dawg

 

blind mofo :

im a curious person dasall

 

got that dawg in me :

🤣🤣

some people use a shower hose, some kinda bulb

i didnt know but there's like a type of weird bottle that u can use too

 

Andes Cordillera :

i looked it up and somz sources say it's not safe??

have yall ever met complications ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i got sick once 🙋

 

yeokai watch :

why do u speak like u have 17 years of experience in bottoming

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

cuz i do

 

got that dawg in me :

wouldnt that make u a bottom since u're 1

or even less since u were born in november

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

,😦

 

got that dawg in me :

this sounds so wrong

 

choitothejongtotheho :

oh my god

wooyoung ur still a baby

u just got 18 yo omg

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

the actual infant telling me im a baby 🫢

jongho go play in the dirt or smth

 

choitothejongtotheho :

😭

but srsly how did u get sick

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

tbh idk

too much dick

 

got that dawg in me :

💀💀💀💀

 

tinyjoong :

douching is like cleaning ur intestine in a way

you're removing the bacteria, the bad ones and the good ones

when u think you're removing the poop, you're also removing parts of ur microbiote

so that's maybe why you got sick

 

Andes Cordillera :

makes sense

 

blind mofo :

damn how do u know allat

 

tinyjoong :

common sense

I'm lying I looked it up

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i was gonna thank u for this but you're so condescending ohhhh lord 🙄

 

matriarch :

I've never had problems with that though

 

blind mofo :

no probs w poo ?!

 

choitothejongtotheho :

💀💀💀

 

got that dawg in me :

😭😭😭😭😭

 

matriarch :

No Mingi 😭😭😭

With douching

Besides a little bit of water around, I've never gotten into like, accidents and stuff

 

yeokai watch :

seonghwa you talk like you have a regular sex life

 

matriarch :

...anyways

 

blind mofo :

WAIT U DO????

 

choitothejongtotheho :

to me ur like a grandpa 💀💀

or like a trusted adult, impossible to think you get laid

 

matriarch :

Thank you guys 😑

 

Andes Cordillera :

there's nothing wrong in not fucking guys

 

yeokai watch :

why? bc you dont?

 

Andes Cordillera :

no

 

got that dawg in me :

YOU??????

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

HUH????

 

yeokai watch :

fever dream

how come u of all people never banged

 

Andes Cordillera :

i am preserving myself for the person 

 

tinyjoong :

seems fair

 

choitothejongtotheho :

is the person jung wooyoung

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

as much as im v pleased to be that person

im mostly sure its bc san is way too shy and cant even hold someone's hand w/out panivking

 

Andes Cordillera :

HEY

 

yeokai watch :

😭😭😭😭😭

 

blind mofo :

🤣🤣🤣

 

choitothejongtotheho :

have u ever dated san ??

 

Andes Cordillera :

i did!!!

 

blind mofo :

then y didnt u fuck w em

 

Andes Cordillera :

dude i was 14 and absolutely not ready at the time

i've kissed and cuddled but...... that's it

 

got that dawg in me :

and to believe wooyo is going to be the one taking ur virginity 😔😔😔

 

yeokai watch :

rest in peace san 😔😔😔

u were a good one

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

😦😦😦😦

unprovoked???

im shocked and disappointed

 

Andes Cordillera :

plz dont imply anything yet 😭😭

 

tinyjoong :

yet?????

this is so interesting

 

choitothejongtotheho :

u have things to tell us???

 

got that dawg in me :

stop picking on San, friends ✋

he doesn't deserve it, he's too nice 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

cz i deserve it???

 

tinyjoong :

yeah

 

yeokai watch :

yea

 

got that dawg in me :

kinda

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

WHY

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

 

yeokai watch :

it's bc you're easy 💀

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

so nice of u

and i thought u were my best friend💔💔💔💔

 

yeokai watch :

ya cuz no ones wants to be your bsf

but meeee <3

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

🫢🫢

playing my own cards against me

i see

 

blind mofo :

anime nerd type shit

 

choitothejongtotheho :

u're one to talk

u literally have an anime phone case

am even sure you fap to anime girl pics

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

LFMDMLAOAAOOOO

 

got that dawg in me :

HAHSHAHSHSHABBA

 

blind mofo :

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

why r yall always hitting me

 

tinyjoong :

hitting *on you

we actually all have a huge crush on u

 

blind mofo :

fr ?

 

yeokai watch :

mingi 😭😭😭😭😭😭

you're so naive

 

choitothejongtotheho :

💀💀💀💀

 

blind mofo :

i was joking wtf 😒

 

tinyjoong :

you're such a bad liaaaarrr

we all know you'd love 7 pretty guys head over heels for u

 

choitothejongtotheho :

OH!

you said I'm pretty? 🫦

 

yeokai watch :

hongjoong hmu 😉🤙🫦👅💦

 

tinyjoong :

💀💀💀💀💀💀

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

LMFAOO

yeosang freaky era

 

yeokai watch :

always

 

Fri. 31st May // 11:39 AM

 

matriarch :

So how's everyone holidays going ?

 

Andes Cordillera :

doing fine, it's still a bit strange to be alone but i somwhat am used to the silence

how about u ?

 

matriarch :

Doing great, thanks ! 😊

 

yeokai watch :

GOD PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY

im recluded all day in the pool house bc i CANT stand my father

san are u still scared of the bathroom's door ?

 

Andes Cordillera :

actually yeosang shut up

 

blind mofo :

ngngnhnhngnhnhn im StAyiNg aWay iN mY LuXuRIoUs PoOL hOuSe

bC iM oH sO RicH oH nOr

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

IS IT YEOSANG MOCKING TIMZ???

OH IM SO GETTING A REVENGE

LORD U DID HEAR ME

 

yeokai watch :

😑😑

 

got that dawg in me :

i miss u guys 💔

i noticed my life is dull w/out yall ☹️

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

aw i miss you too boo💔💔💔💔

STOP YOULL BREAK MY HEART

 

choitothejongtotheho :

i cant wait for the holidays

idk why tho

to spend time with you is kinda exciting

and I've never done this b4

 

yeokai watch :

youll see how messy these guys are

 

matriarch :

Not under my watch 😊

I'm the oldest here you better follow my rules

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

um actually no

 

matriarch :

Why

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

dont wanna

then what, makes us bow 180° and call you hyungnim ?

 

got that dawg in me :

bow 180 💀💀💀💀

 

matriarch :

Noo

But if I see one sock on the floor I might tweak

 

yeokai watch :

😭😭😭😭😭

throw all of us out

 

matriarch :

Don't tempt me🌚

 

blind mofo :

not this fuckass emoji 💀💀

im so stressed doe

even if well spend time tgt idk

 

tinyjoong :

probably bc you're going to one of the biggest competition in the world?

 

blind mofo :

probs

but also.... idk

its weird

 

Andes Cordillera :

you dont have to worry mingi :)

well be here to cheer u on, and if you lose we'll have a lil chat with the judges😊😊

 

blind mofo :

💀💀

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

grr im so not scared

im so EXCITEDDDDD

cant stay in place

 

Andes Cordillera :

calm down, ur brother's gonna tie you up

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

who told u he didnt already

 

blind mofo :

wait u have a brother????

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

two even

im the middle child

how come u dk??? i told you MULTIPLE times

 

tinyjoong :

explains a lot...

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

hongjoong bffr

 

blind mofo :

not my fault i dont remember

 

got that dawg in me :

that's........ kyungmin and dongyeong right?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

yunho u remembered💗💗💗💗

you're the loml

 

matriarch :

Are we gonna see them ? 🥹

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

dongyeong no cuz he's working bleehhhh

but minnie has a little school show!!!

 

got that dawg in me :

i sooo wanna see that🥹🥹🥹🥹

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

then come!! all of you!!

 

blind mofo :

do yall have siblings?

i have a older brother

 

tinyjoong :

oh me also

 

matriarch :

Oh me too!!

 

Andes Cordillera :

i have an older sister!!

 

yeokai watch :

omg me too!!

 

got that dawg in me :

i have younger brother

 

choitothejongtotheho :

a younger brother for me

ooh yunho twins

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

omg the youngest is actually the oldest

how ironic

 

yeokai watch :

so thats why you're so mature for ur age lmaoo

 

choitothejongtotheho :

exactly

and im so excited to NOT see him during the holidays

he's very annoying

 

got that dawg in me :

just like wooyoung

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

YO????

 

got that dawg in me :

😘

 

 

 

amicus ad aras

Mon. 3rd June // 10:57 PM

 

july bestie :

hi youngie

can we talk ?

 

november bestie :

sanniee hello!!

what's up ?

 

july bestie :

oh yk

about the other day

at travis

 

november bestie :

ohh right

what abt it?

 

july bestie :

i just wanted to talk

abt what we did

and how u were feeling abt it

?

 

november bestie :

what we did?

im so sorry sannie i cant remember 

ohh u talking abt the kiss ?

 

july bestie :

yeah

 

november bestie :

that was just a in the heat of the moment thing

sorry if that confused U

but you dont need to worry about it :)

 

july bestie :

oh no no

it's alright !

 

november bestie :

thanks

 

Mon. 3rd June // 11:46 PM

 

 

november bestie :

but like....

i wouldnt mind doing it again

would you ?

 

july bestie :

oh

i wouldnt

too

 

november bestie :

💀💀 mingi was right when he said it was easy to see how u panic by txt

 

july bestie :

leave me alone 😭😭

but yeah

 

november bestie :

lmaoo

ill give u plenty kisses when we'll see each other

 

july bestie :

okay great

great

awesome even

cant wait

:3

 

november bestie :

😭😭😭

Notes:

welp welp welp

first of all, sorry not sorry im so late bc i was making purse+ starting school omg i have so many things to do

enough excuses, lemme just scream for a second-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHDHSBSBDKZBSBVDJZBSVSBSBSBSBSBSVSBSKSBSBSKS
i just wish those pictures were real,,,, (im manifesting fanartists)

the douche talk was very tame??? idk if it can get that disgusting??? i dont wish for it to be that disgusting though lmao we're learning not showing off our controversial kinks
but(t) yeaah lets teach our young and healthy kids (talking abt jongho) abt queer stuff yippieee

just cant wait to start the summer arc grrrrrr but also im the one writing it so HEH dont count on me

we'll💔see💔kyungmin💔 omg i cant wait

woosan....... idk if ur arrangement can work,, like plz just date dont do that naur 💔

Chapter 19: And it's not even my birthday and he's tryna put his name on it

Notes:

hbd to our boy yeosang yoooooooo
i'm so excited this chapter is ruining me like ME WHEN??????
anywho yeosang appreciation day lessagur

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Chapter Text

Sat. 15 June // 00:00 AM

 

childhood bestiessss 😛😛😛

 

wooisyoung :

YEOSANG

HAPPY

BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

yeocansing :

oo why so late 😭

 

wooisyoung :

be grateful dumbass

and it's not late it's early 🤓☝

and why arent you sleeping???

 

yeocansing :

thank you wooyoungie my baby my love my best friend since forever and ever

oh idk, been thinking a bit too much

 

wooisyoung :

well you should stop

gotta get that beauty sleep on ur 19th bday

 

yeocansing :

right 💀😭

 

wooisyoung :

fr boo idk what makes u overthink in the middle of the night but just know ur the best

i'm so happy to be even considered your best friend

you're so talented (skillful ik but i like to annoy you), and beautiful, and kind

a bit too kind sometimes and idk

like you're just so great dude

 

yeocansing :

you just want me to cry dont u

 

wooisyoung :

no dont cry 😭😭😭😭

i want to see you smile and shoo the clouds fogging ur brain

 

yeocansing :

you're alr doing enough though

 

wooisyoung :

there will never be enough mate

you deserve all these efforts

dont make urself doubt that young man 🫵

 

yeocansing :

alright 😭

 

 

ars longa vita brevis or wtv they said

 

Sat. 15th June // 9:04 AM

 

cupboard :

Happy birthday Yeosang !

idk if it's p early for you in california but if so, it's okay if you see this later

I hope today is the best day you can have, and that it wont be the last

for the past couple months we've been talking i didnt think i would meet someone as sweet and pure as you are, you're like the embodiment of an angel and i feel like it's forbidden for me to even look or think abt you bc of how beautiful you are, inside and out

your creativity and wittiness is something i admire everyday

you're like, one of the ppl i cherish the most, and that's a lot to consider

i dont have a lot of things to say you're like perfect

and i'm not someone who can speak abt those kinda things

but you deserve it

i'm dragging it a bit rn so i'l just stop

happy birthday again hyung

 

drawer :

JONGHO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

u're coming for me wth

i dont have anything to say to all that

THANK YOU????? IG???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

id kiss you but ik you dont like that

and we're +24h away from each other but that's detail

 

cupboard :

if it's u i wouldn't mind

 

drawer :

ah ? 👀

this is interesting information jongho

 

cupboard :

💀💀💀

please

 

 

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Sat. 15th June // 1:24 PM

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

FRIENDS

i want you all to wish a HAPPY 19TH BDAY

to the baddest of em all, YEOSANG

 

choitothejongtotheho :

even if we did separately ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

YES

 

matriarch :

Happy Birthday Yeosang 🥳🎂

May this day be the first happiest of a long series 💗🌷

 

Andes Cordillera :

HBD Yeosang !!!! Being your roommate (and gym buddy) for those past months were awesome and i'm looking forward for the next ! love you bro 💕

 

blind mofo :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YEOSANGIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🎉🎉🎉

 

tinyjoong :

happy birthday Yeosang ! Getting to know such a gentle soul as yours has been refreshing. Your creativity is beyond the charts, i love to see whatever you create or wtv you have in mind because your imagination is so intriguing and i believe it's one of your biggest charms. All of your hard work pays off every time so keep it up, and know we'll always be there to support you, no matter what!

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

hongjoong you sound like a dad

 

tinyjoong :

you're no better

and where's yours birthday wish??!!?!?!

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

um actually im better than all of you bc i wished him right at midnight, so there

 

got that dawg in me :

happy bday yeosang baby !! hoping this day is filled w joy and laughter and yummy food !

 

choitothejongtotheho :

happy birthday yeosang hyung, even if i told u a lot in private, just know you're very dear to me and i'm so happy we got to be friends :)

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

get a load of this guy

 

blind mofo :

ur crush is SHOWINNGGG 🗣️

 

choitothejongtotheho :

SHUT UP

 

yeokai watch :

guys 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

i love yall so much

im crying wtf!!

 

got that dawg in me :

noo dont cry baby boo🫂

 

blind mofo :

we said laughter not tears!!!!

 

yeokai watch :

those are happy tears 😭😭😭

like

thank you all so so much

im so happy to have met you all and can spend time w you

the first semester has been so rough on me mentally i'm actually relieved it got better bc of you guys

so, once again, thank you all 🫶🫶

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

now im the one crying wtf

yeosang when i catch u

 

yeokai watch :

pls dont kiss me 😭😭😭

 

yeokai watch :

too late 👹

 

matriarch :

Yeosang do you have anything planned for today ?

 

yeokai watch :

tbh i dont

i was planning on watching a show all day or maybe draw? but that's it

 

Andes Cordillera :

not even eat cake???

 

yeokai watch :

mmm not really

 

tinyjoong :

and nothing with your family ?

 

yeokai watch :

nah, we dont celebrate bdays that much

 

blind mofo :

man ur family sucks ass

 

got that dawg in me :

if i was here i wouldve brought you to any places you want fr

 

yeokai watch :

yea if only u were here 😞

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

wAIT

I GOT AN IDEA HANG ON

sangie do you have a candle and like a cake or something??

 

yeokai watch :

candles i do

but i dont have cake at home

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

not even a snack ?

 

yeokai watch :

probably

but why??

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

EVERYONE

@everyone

lets call

 

choitothejongtotheho :

omg zoom meeting style 💀💀💀

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

EXACTLY back in 2020 BABY

is everyone ready???

yeoyeo do you have ur candle ready???

 

yeokai watch :

yesss

 

 

loud whiny bitch started a call that lasted around 4h 37.

Notes:

yeosang appreciation day, not like it wasn't everyday but yk

eVERYBODY SHUT UP OGMGOMGOGOGOM JONGHOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA jesus CHRIST OH MY DAYS WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK i am genuinely tweaking rn OMGGGG

yeosang dont u EVER doubt yourself anymore if those 7 ppl believe in you bro i think you should be proud of yourself pretty boy

like bro..... not even the distance can keep them separated, theyll always find a way to see each other GRAAAAAAAAAH i used to love calling my friends for their bdays so i hope their 4+ hour call was worth it cuz DAMN managing 8 ppl on a zoom call feels a lot

Chapter 20

Notes:

this chapter is getting on my nerves
i was happily writing and that BITCH decided to shut off??? and lose most of what i was writing???? like why??😭😭
im working hard and thats how you thank me??? UNGRATEFUL🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾
there's like a lot that happened irl in the time i didn't post, but regarding the more negative news, i hope all of you are safe rn ❤️‍🩹 hoping this fic can bring you happiness in these troubling times

and more abt the positive news,, iomt is sooooooo good bros it doesnt want to leave my head it's so freaky and catchy urgh

anyways im done shouting here you gaur 🥰

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Sat. 6th July // 10:32 AM

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

guess who couldn't sleep

 

matriarch :

You did ?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

exactly mother

i am EXHAUSTED

 

tinyjoong :

they why didn't u sleep?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

what don't u understand in couldn't sleep

all my friends are coming over and u think I'll be calm 😩

like damn hurry up!!!!!!!!

 

yeokai watch :

you rlly want the plane to go faster??

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

yeosang SHUSH

i cant sit still

wait a second

how come hongjoong and seonghwa can text

but not the others...........

 

matriarch :

;)

 

tinyjoong :

come pick us up u dumbfuck

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

OH MY GOD

OH YM FUCK

FYCK

HOW I

I VANT

IDK HOW TO DRIVE JOW DO I COME TO U

 

matriarch :

🤣🤣🤣

 

yeokai watch :

calm ur tits wooyo💀💀💀

I'll pick you up first then we'll go

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

oh okay

wait u have ur license????

 

yeokai watch :

yea

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

SINCE WHEN

 

yeokai watch :

😋

last year

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

HUH????

why am i learning this only now

 

yeokai watch :

i dont use it at uni bc i dont have a car

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

with how much money u have???

 

yeokai watch :

💀💀💀💀

anyways, put some clothes on im picking u up

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

yes daddy

 

 

Thu. 6th July // 11:52 AM

 

got that dawg in me :

friends look !

:D

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

WTF

this the hotel view??

 

got that dawg in me :

mhm

 

matriarch :

Omg!!

You're well fed

 

blind mofo :

ikr 😌

they did an amazing job dis time

4 the 20 of us

am impressed

 

yeokai watch :

you should be cuz wtf!!!! 

i am diving right in that water

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

ahhh..... how much id pay to dive in a pool rn

it's alr so hot

sannie and jongho are taking all their sweet time im gonna punch hongjoong

 

tinyjoong :

????

rude

 

yeokai watch :

he punched him irl 😭😭😭😭

 

blind mofo :

🤣🤣

 

got that dawg in me :

😭

two months away from each other and now yall cant stop 🫢

 

matriarch :

Distance really does make the heart fonder

Or whatever the saying is

 

yeokai watch :

💀💀💀💀

 

tinyjoong :

yunho STOP with this istg

seonghwa not u too😩😩😩

 

got that dawg in me :

and what will u do if i dont

 

tinyjoong :

ill bust ur kneecaps dipshit

 

yeokai watch :

woaah stop right now !!

yunho if u continue u wont get presents at xmas

hongjoong wont do them for u

 

tinyjoong :

😐😐😐😐

yeosang ill get my hands on u first

 

matriarch :

🤣🤣

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

everyone SHUT UP

jonghos plane is here

 

blind mofo :

how do u know???

are u on board?? the pilot???

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

no 

idk i can feel it in my boobs

 

tinyjoong :

...right

 

got that dawg in me :

we're going to practice and well come back to you l8er guysss

 

yeokai watch :

ok see you!!!

 

matriarch :

Talk to you later 😚

 

 

 

"Okay !" Hongjoong exclaims as he has finally gotten his hands on a functional cart, "Let's just take the essentials for now."

The other five agreed, making quite the ruckus in the local Target. After they all had arrived safely in California and unpacked their baggage at their location, they decided to go get some groceries for their stay.

“Oh ! This could be useful,” said Yeosang, grabbing a small red icebox, “Y’know for the beach !”

“Don’t you have one at home ?” Asked Hongjoong, still looking around for useful things, “One that is bigger than that ?”

“It’s broken, so let’s take a new one !”

“Do you think a small one is useful for the eight of us ?” Asked Jongho, while getting his hands on those electric fly swatters. Hongjoong eyed at the racket before letting the youngest shove it in the cart. Yeosang seemed conflicted about this choice and was unsure about whether to take it or not.

“Just take it, Yeosang.” Insisted Hongjoong, to which Yeosang happily shoved it as well in the cart.

It seems like this fueled everyone else to put anything in that cart. 

In between the pasta, meat and toilet paper were boxes of markers, sticker books, mouse pads and even a freaking jigsaw puzzle. Nothing that would’ve been useful to a normal trip. Even if he trusted his friends, Hongjoong looked down in the cart, and what a surprise that was !

“Guys.” He announced, slightly annoyed. All of them looked at him, now fully aware of what they were going to put in the cart, “Are you all for real ?”

None of them spoke another word, waiting for the oldest (except Seonghwa) to say something else. The blue sighed, looking at all the junk that was in the cart, “Am I raising a bunch of 5 year olds ?” Another awkward silence settled in, until Seonghwa spoke again.

“Should we put all that back ?” He asked, already taking some of the useless stuff from the cart. This made the others move and start taking anything they brought.

“No - No. You can just keep one thing I guess…” The blue stuttered(?), growing embarrassed at the sudden authority he had over them.

“No matter how expensive it is ?” Wooyoung blurted, quite hopeful for the comeback, but remember, it was Hongjoong.

“If it’s more than 10 bucks I'm making you pay, Wooyoung-ah.” He returned, to which the latter lost all of his previous hope.

“Wait, 10 all together ?” The former didn’t answer to Yeosang’s question, and instead just looked him dead in the eyes, a subtle hint of mischief hiding under. A second after, they all spread, literally screaming in the store abt how much was their “little gifts”.

Somehow, Hongjoong couldn’t be ashamed of them. He was so endeared by how funny and cute they were. But it didn’t stop him from thinking about how he wouldn’t bring any of them next time he was going grocery shopping..

 

 

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Sat. 13th July // 11:17 AM

 

got that dawg in me :

how abt i steal ur little brother @loud whiny bitch pls stfu

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

NUH HUH

who do u think u are

ON MY DEAD BODY!!!!!!!!

 

got that dawg in me :

🤣🤣🤣

 

matriarch :

It's been a while since i went to a school show

It was so cute!!!

It makes me wanna have kids myself

 

yeokai watch :

minnie has grown up so well kyaaa

 

Andes Cordillera :

hwa wdym you have 6 kids at home

 

matriarch :

💀💀💀 Not like that

And if I had to take one of you as a kid it'd be only yeosang

 

yeokai watch :

hehet

 

choitothejongtotheho :

why????

take me instead

 

matriarch :

Jongho you're a close second

You can take care of yourself

Unlike some...

 

got that dawg in me :

like who lmao

 

matriarch :

Hongjoong 

 

tinyjoong :

HUH??????

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

OMG Seonghwa please please please make a tier list of the one you'd take the most to the one you'd leave on the street

 

matriarch :

😂😂

Mmmh well....

First in Yeosang and second is Jongho

Third, I would say... Yunho ?

Fourth is San, you're lost but in a cute way

Fifth is Mingi

You're actually always lost, how come your 6ft butt is always lost 😭😭

And I'm conflicted between the last ones...

 

tinyjoong :

make wooyoung last

i cant lose to him

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

EH!??????

 

blind mofo :

tell us why youd be sixth hongjoong lmao

 

tinyjoong :

OK I agree I always lose my stuff

BUT

I'm more reliable and useful than him 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

WDYM USEFUL

how can santa's elf be reliable

 

tinyjoong :

I'm like 2 cm shorter than you and you're still thinking im going there alone????

and mind u santa's elf IS useful, unlike you who cant get shit done by the end of the day

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

actually fuck you and I'm in your walls

and who uses cm ? THIS IS AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

yeokai watch :

make the two of them last atp

 

matriarch :

Yeah I'm thinking about it...

Notes:

TOPAZ BICKERING AGAIN🗣️🔥 WHAT IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP🗣️🔥💯

KCREW NEVER DECEIVE AND ALWAYS DELIVER wether on stage or for their members and UGHHH i live for this!!!

daddy hongjoong going grocery shopping with all of his kids........ chaotic i may say

wooyoung biting anyone off his little brother, like wooyoung you're so me

the summer arc is here (even if we're in november) finally!!! im so excited cz a lot of things are happening, and im not telling them rn sooo...... stay tuned? 🫦

Chapter 21: Ooh, no weapon formed against me shall ever prosper

Notes:

helloooo happy holidays, merry christmas, happy new year and more!!!
yeah this took a while ... at least you can get a present from me haha
ive been busy watching and obsessing w arcane,,, so there will probably be references and stuff in the future lmaoooooo

enjoyyyy 😚🌟

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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Thu. 25th July // 9:32 PM

 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

that competition is so fucking rigged.

im so fr.

 

choitothejongtotheho :

what the actual fuck

ur performance was awesome

like it was the best

 

got that dawg in me :

i mean we kinda expected it

kye and sj knew we wouldn't win

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

winning is smth

but not even in the top 3???????

u've been robbed

 

blind mofo :

it's bc of a move we've done

considered forbidden or sum

that got us 8th place

 

tinyjoong :

it's so unfair

just bc of a move you didn't win

like only one

wtf

 

got that dawg in me :

it was the boob grab 😞

our leaders knew it was risqué but they still added it

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

ill grab my tits in front of their face and they'll see

 

Andes Cordillera :

💀💀💀

but so i'm so disappointed y'all didnt win, you deserved it more

i feel like the other groups were soo snobbish idk

 

blind mofo :

nah they r

they b looking down on us bc we're not pros

or in their eyes

it's not like half of kcrew are pro dancers or wtv............

 

yeokai watch :

they're the worst :((

you're the winners for us for sure

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

FOR SURE

fuck that other team

 

got that dawg in me :

lmaoo 😭😭

you're otw home ?

 

tinyjoong :

yeah

you're otw too ?

we didnt tell but hwa is driving and is complaining nonstop abt how fucked up it was

 

got that dawg in me :

yea we are

😭😭

 

blind mofo :

what 💀💀💀

 

yeokai watch :

he sounds so much like a sassy mom 😭😭😭

 

tinyjoong :

if my friends were sabotaged like that i would complain too tbf

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

WORD

 

Andes Cordillera :

wooyo agreeing with hongjoong huh

that's unreal

 

yeokai watch :

they made up right?

 

choitothejongtotheho :

make up kiss we all say in unison

 

tinyjoong :

WHAT.

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

cut the cameras.

 

blind mofo :

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

guys look

[sent 1 file.]

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

AWWWWWWWWW

 

Andes Cordillera :

sweet dreams yunnie 🫳🐶

 

choitothejongtotheho :

why a dog 😭😭😭

 

Andes Cordillera :

don't u think he has dog vibes a bit ?

 

tinyjoong :

nah you're right

i can see it

reminds me of "fucking mutt" 💀💀

 

yeokai watch :

bye 😭😭

 

blind mofo :

i feel like san ud be a cat

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

EXACTLY

i was JUST thinking that

 

Andes Cordillera :

how ? 😭

 

blind mofo :

idk bro the vibes

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

but like

if we speak abt like physics

u have pretty feline face

and you kinda act like a cat sometimes

 

Andes Cordillera :

ooh

if you say so

 

choitothejongototheho :

WHIPPED 🫵

 

Andes Cordillera :

SHUT

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

jongho is so bear

 

tinyjoong :

he is strong and queer

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

not like that💀💀

 

yeokai watch :

🤣🤣

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

idk abt u yeo tho

like, u give me puppy vibes

but i'm conflicted

like vibe wised you're giving me doberman

but in appearance

maltese.....

 

blind mofo :

yeosang is so not doberman wth u smoking

 

yeokai watch :

>:O

i'm doberman shut up

i wont accept anything else

 

choitothejongtotheho :

the maltese suit him so well

 

yeokai watch :

hey!!!!!!!!

this is me wz talking abt

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

who here thinks yeo is maltese raise their hand

 

blind mofo :

 

Andes Cordillera :

 

tinyjoong :

 

choitothejongtotheho :

 

yeokai watch :

😭😭😭😭😭

this is bullying :/

 

tinyjoong :

🤣🤣

mingi i'm so conflicted about you

like you give off so much wolf vibes

but when we get to know you you're a baby chick

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

PFFFFFFT

 

blind mofo :

i almost screamed out loud.

 

yeoaki watch :

ijbolll 😭

 

Andes Cordillera :

😭😭😭

princess baby chick

 

blind mofo :

alright

if im a baby chick imma be a baby chick

🐥

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

GOODBYEEE

 

yeokai watch :

you're so cute mingi 😭😭

 

Andes Cordillera :

tbf, wooyo you said i had cat vibes but u kinda do too...

 

yeokai watch :

I AGREE

black cat vibes

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

meow 🐈‍⬛

 

choitothejongtotheho :

that's bc you bring bad luck everytime you're around

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

.

 

yeokai watch :

🤣🤣🤣

seonghwa is such a bunny

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

is there anyone disagreeing with you

not even seonghwa disagrees

 

yeokai watch :

my words are of one mind 😌🖐️

 

choitothejongtotheho :

huh

 

blind mofo :

in normal english yeo ?

 

yeokai watch :

im sorry you peasants can't understand my language 🙄

 

blind mofo :

HUH

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

not the natives not understanding PLZZ 😭🙏🙏

 

Andes Cordillera :

moving onnnn

hongjoong please dont take this badly

but you're giving me squirrel

 

yeokai watch :

stop im pissing myself😭😭😭

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu has renamed tinyjoong to nutcracker

 

nutcracker :

what's this .

 

choitothejongtotheho :

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

i was nice

i was conflicted between nutsack, nutsucker and nutcracker

 

blind mofo :

NUTSACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

yeokai watch :

im rolling 😭😭😭

 

nutcracker :

thanks....? i guess?

at least my gayness is perceived 

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

no fashion student is straight

prove me wrong

 

nutcracker :

uh

well

I mean idk them on this personal level

 

blind mofo :

HAH u have no friends 

 

nutcracker :

i actually dont have that much friends

besides you guys

unless we're not friends and im seeing things

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

AWWWWW 🫶🫶🫶

i actually hate you

 

choitothejongtotheho :

the facade is crumbling wooyoung

we all know you wanna kiss his hot mouth

 

Andes Cordillera :

what the actual fuck-

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

jongho you're lucky we're in a moving vehicle

 

blind mofo :

🤣🤣🤣

oh we've arrived at the hotel

see you nd gnighttt

 

tinyjoong :

yea we're close to the resort too!

good night mingi

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

GOOD NIGHT BOOOO

kiss yunho for me 😚😚😚😚

 

yeokai watch :

good night!! 👼

 

 

It was a peaceful day at the cottage. Wooyoung, Yeosang and San were playing a game on the big tv screen mounted in the living room, while Seonghwa was making food in the kitchen next door. Jongho and Hongjoong were happily chatting and helping out the oldest.

The late morning was going so smoothly and perfect, until a sudden knock -rather banging- on the door interrupted them all.

“I'll take it,” Started Jongho, seemingly easing the uprising fear coming over all of them. The youngest approached the door and reached for the handle, creating more suspense than needed.

The moment he opened the door, he didn’t think that he’d see two familiar tall guys.

“We brought snacks!!” Yelled Yunho, coming in through the door, said snacks in one hand and his luggage in the other. Mingi was following closely behind him.

The others screamed in joy, both surprised and joyful about the two giants' sudden appearance. Most of them ran towards them whereas Seonghwa and Hongjoong were following behind more casually.

“We thought you’d come later.” Exclaimed San, ready to take his friend’s luggage, along with Jongho.

“Really ? All of K-CREW is now in the airplane though.” Mingi remarked, stretching and almost knocking over a piece of furniture. Nobody had noticed, except Yeosang, who chuckled with him at his clumsiness.

After removing their shoes and properly making themselves comfortable, Yunho and Mingi sat on the couch along with the others.

“So!” Seonghwa came up, “When you were away, we'd already decided the rooms and stuff and for the time being, Yeosang and I were by ourselves, therefore it’s up to you who you want to be with.”

The two seemed to ponder a lot about the question. Eventually, Yeosang spoke up, “Mingi if you want you can come with me.”

The latter shrugged, “I don’t mind.”

“Then that means I’m with Seonghwa.” Yunho turned around to face him, to which the older gave him an obnoxious and silly wink. 

Yeosang,  Wooyoung and Mingi erupted in cheers and wolf whistles, startling the three others. They looked over at Yunho who was just sighing, softly chuckling as well, “They decided I had a crush on Seonghwa at the beginning of the year, and they don’t want to leave me be.” 

“If it’s Seonghwa I would too to be honest.” Hongjoong’s sudden confession shut everyone up. They all looked over at him like he grew another head, and he didn’t understand their reactions. “What ?”

“I didn’t know so many people were into me!” Seonghwa taunted, fanning himself with his hand, making everyone cackle for the umpteenth time today.

 

 

The usual calm reigned back in the cottage, with everyone back at their previous occupations, plus Mingi and Yunho unloading their stuff in their room.

Yunho was undoing his luggage when he saw an unfamiliar blue package in between his belongings. Suddenly, he remembered this little bag was a present for San’s birthday that had passed already. He snatched it and rushed towards Mingi and Yeosang’s room, where he thought the former was still taking his stuff out of his own luggage. 

When Yunho entered, he saw his best friend sprawled in the bed, softly snoring. He looked so peaceful there that the taller didn’t want to wake him up. The travel must have tired him, thought Yunho when he approached his slumbering friend. 

Through the windows, the sun shone and the sun beams flawlessly landed on Mingi’s face, enhancing his already charming features. Yunho brushed off a strand of Mingi’s hair to better see his face. His eyes were shut, with his long lashes at view. The slope of his nose was perfect, even Mingi thought it was one of his best features and Yunho couldn’t agree more. His lips were slightly parted, showing off a bit of his teeth as soft snores passed through his plush lips. His skin had already done a lot regarding his acne, yet some scars were still scattered here and there. Yunho thought they were beautiful when Mingi himself hated them. It made him look childish and gross, he had said. But to Yunho, it showed him that he grew up and matured into a young man. The young man he had helplessly fell in love with.

His usual stoic and quite scary face here seemed so peaceful in comparison. He looked free of any worry and It felt like Yunho was falling in love again. But as much as his love grew, the sinking feeling of his emotions not being reciprocated ached as painfully as an open wound. The universe had to make it impossible to share a bond stronger than “friendship” and it disgusted Yunho. He hated to feel that way, hated to know that he was taking advantage of their friendship in a way, when he had such strong feelings for his best friend. Yunho stroked his cheek with a sigh, feeling a lump forming in his throat. He gazed at his face for another minute before leaving him be. He left the bedroom without forgetting to close the door, before going towards the living room. 

“Hey San, Mingi and I got this for you. Happy late birthday.” Announced Yunho, pushing his oppressing feelings away, as he arrived towards his friend. San, surprised, took the paper bag in hand while Yeosang paused the game they were playing.

San reached in the bag and took out a small perfume bottle. The bottle was made in glass and had a classical rectangular shape. In contrast, the cap was black and cylindrical. The bottle was engraved CELINE , and the liquid itself was similar to honey, “Perfume ?!” Exclaimed San, looking at the bottle, stupefied. 

“Yeah, we didn’t know what you would like. Is it too grown up? We can always get a refund.” 

San jumped from his seat and wrapped his arms tightly around his friend, “Are you kidding ?! I love it man.” 

“It’s nice seeing you and Mingi get along these days.” Remarked Wooyoung, still sitting on the couch and looking up at his two friends. Yunho, engulfed in San’s arms, felt his face warm up and his pace quickening.

“Yeah, it is.”

San, who had noticed his friend’s change in behaviour, had slightly loosened his hang on his friend, now completely intrigued by the conversation. Yeosang on the side, was looking between the two of them, intrigued as well by Yunho’s attitude. The two of them were absurdly silent and yet Yunho did not pick up that they were listening. Wooyoung did though, and he didn’t plan on stopping.

“Did something happen? Did you make a move?”

“... Nah. Why for though? I told you he’s straight.”

“Wait!” San yelled. He grabbed Yunho’s shoulders and looked him dead in the eyes, “You’re into Mingi ?!” Yunho quickly covered his mouth with his palm, shushing him.

“Aah, so that was what it was about.” Yeosang added, finally connecting the dots. The tallest looked at the three of them, all of them harboring a glint of mischief in their gaze. Yunho let go of San’s mouth and he sat on the couch between Wooyoung and Yeosang. They didn’t say anything, but Yunho knew what they wanted to ask. He sighed, fiddling a bit with his fingers. 

“Uh … Well, you guessed it. What do you want me to say ?”

“Since when?” Yeosang asked, leaning a bit on San.

“8th grade ? Or 9th I don’t remember.”

The three of them shouted in disbelief. A high pitched ‘Eh?!” coming from the three of them, intriguing Seonghwa, Hongjoong and Jongho. They looked at each other, until Jongho decided to go and check what was up. When he arrived, Wooyoung, Yeosang and San all looked shocked, whereas Yunho was just standing there, embarrassed. Noticing his disarray, Yunho decided to tell him what had happened until now, even if his ears had flushed red all over.

“Understandable.” Affirmed the younger, “But no need to worry though, you got all your chances. I’m rooting for you.” Jongho patted Yunho’s shoulder. The gesture seemed weird to Yunho, since he was older and all, but also weirdly comforting. 

“Is everything alright?” A well-known deep voice resonated through the living room, quieting everyone up, “I heard someone shouting.” His voice was still wrapped in  the usual waking up drowsiness. 

Yunho was panicked. As much as the butterflies sprung to life in his stomach, he felt it falling to his feet. He didn’t know what to say. He tried his best to conceal his feelings on his face, but his hands were shaking like crazy.

“Did you really buy perfume for San’s birthday ?” Wooyoung intervened, standing up and moving forward to Yunho’s side.

“Sorry we don’t have that kind of money!” Added Yeosang, throwing his hands in surrender.

“You’re one to talk!” Argued back San to the blonde.

The silence that settled in earlier had quickly dissipated where all of them were joking around and laughing. Yunho could breathe again. He released a pent up sigh, as his shoulder was nudged. He turned to see his shorter friend, with a grin on his face.

“Thank you Wooyoung-”

“You owe me one, pretty boy.” Wooyoung added, before sending him a wink and leaving towards another room of the cottage.

 

 

survival mode

 

Sun. 28th July // 7:21 PM

 

Jett :

Jongho what did you mean by i've got all my chances??????

 

Brimstone :

huh??

what r u talking about

 

Jett :

earlier today

i told you abt mingi

and you said i had all my chances

 

Brimstone :

oh that

there wasn't anything behind that tbh

 

Jett :

oh

ok

 

Brimstone :

💀💀

did u really think i had tea???

you are so whipped

 

Jett :

leave me alone😭😭

im desperate

 

Brimstone :

ok but tbf

when thinking about it

you have your chances

like for real

 

Jett :

are you saying that by empathy or???

 

Brimstone :

im genuine this time hyung

you should probably ask him out or sum

 

Jett :

Jongho he's straight

 

Brimstone :

He's straight???????

that's a good one😂😂

you're a funny guy Yunho😂😂😂

 

Jett :

☹☹☹

what makes you think that either way??

 

Brimstone :

idk if it's bc youre friends but he cant stop talking about you

when i ask him to come do smth with me

"oh i've alr done that with yunho!!!" then he yaps for a good 5 minutes and i wanna punch him

 

Jett :

💀💀

 

Brimstone :

but even in the way he looks at you

it's like so obvious

there that thing in his eyes

idk

but shoot your shot dude!!!!

 

Jett :

ahhhh im doubbting evrything now

either way there's no opening for me

and i dont wanna crnige myself in front of all of you

 

Brimstone :

you'd still be cringe

 

Jett :

nice

 

Brimstone :

but we can all plan smth

and leave you two by urself

 

Jett :

not all of you know tho

and this feels so staged omg

 

Brimstone :

i alr told seonghwa and hongjoong.

 

Jett :

.

atp everybody knows but him

 

Brimstone :

im sorry😭😭

but they asked when i came back

they werent surprised

 

Jett :

............

is it that obvious??

 

Brimstone :

from the way u froze this morning when he had arrived in the room

you are not that subtle

 

Jett :

😐

alright ill work on my subtleness then

 

Brimstone :

dont take this badly😭😭😭😭

 

Jett :

am not dw💀💀

 

Brimstone :

ok good good

come down hwa is back w the food

 

Jett :

yea omw🏃🏃🏃

Notes:

boob grabs 😞😞save me boob grabs😞😞

this is like ... a special yungi chapter?? with a sprinkle of topaz bickering and san simping 🤗🤗 it's more angsty on some parts than intended but ... i dont have any excuses ksmldkmlksdj

i wrote allat on gg docs computer so seeing how it's on phone is so ... 💀💀💀 like there 3 to 4 lines in a paragraph then there's two block coming from idk where 😭😭😭 ts too funny

Chapter 22: How'd it get so scandalous?

Notes:

GUYYSSSS OH MY GOD ITS BEEN SO LONG BUT IM BACK AT IT AGAIN!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR, RAMADAN MUBARAK, EID MUBARAK and everything that happened so far that I didn't list!!!
im ngl i kinda dropped this series LMFAO i have like so much stuff going on......

also a lot more stories on the go too,, which u can hear me groan about on twitter btw hehehe, i also im posting a woosang socmed soooo 👀 (psst it's @coolboydpt🤭)
i still see some of yall leaving kudos so first thank you so much for this😭😭😭❤️❤️ i feel like i dont deserve them bc im so inactive but anyways THANK YOUU🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
anyways abt this chapter, it's *a lot* of narration, almost no chat today so brace yourself + ive been thinking abt switching everything is to present tense cuz DAMN it's a lot easier and it kinda flows more freely in my head like this yk so um yeah,,, enjoy!!!!!

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Chapter Text

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Mon. 29th July // 9:56 PM

 

blind mofo :

wtf r those rooms fr💀💀

 

choitothejongtotheho :

why what's up

 

blind mofo :

who decided putting wooyoung n san in the samz room would b a good idea

we're the room next door PLZ🙏🙏🙏🙏

keep it low guys

 

Andes Cordillera :

what are you talking about??

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

we didnt even do anything wtf

 

nutcracker :

*yet

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

no seriously guys

yall should stop w that

san and i are not even a thing and you're always saying shit

its getting fucking annoying fr

 

choitothejongtotheho :

but u dont seem to mind when we tease u😏

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

at the moment I understand it's funny hihi haha 

and thats literally it

but when we're not even in the conversation it's always oh san and wooyoung this and san and wooyoung that like cmon

we're just friends

 

nutcracker :

friends that kiss?

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

what are you saying

fuck off

 

matriarch :

C'mon woo dont be like that

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

no fuck all of you

you're being so fucking annoying i swear

 

 

 

“What was all of that ?” Yeosang asked, his voice still groggy from sleep, as he barged in the living room.

They all were sitting on the various couches and armchairs. San, Yunho and Mingi were sitting on one of the couches whereas Hongjoong and Jongho were on the one facing them. Seonghwa was on the armchair next to Hongjoong. Yeosang sat next to Jongho.

All of them were here, except for Wooyoung, who had previously locked himself in his bedroom, locking San out at the same time.

“I think we need to apologize to Wooyoung.” Seonghwa proposed, partly directing his words towards Mingi. The latter rolled his eyes and sighed loudly. 

Mingi threw his hands at his sides, raising his shoulders high in frustration. “It was just a joke! I didn’t mean to hurt his feelings or whatever.” He countered, feeling somewhat attacked by Seonghwa’s statement.

“I never said it was your fault, we all are to blame for this.”

“Honestly I don’t understand, if I ever were shipped this much with Yunho I wouldn't mind.” His words left an impromptu silence, everyone's attention explicitly directed towards anything the latter could answer.

“... Anyways.” Yunho added, averting his gaze from Mingi and his friend’s heavy ones. Some of them giggled while Yunho was growing embarrassed, whereas Mingi was being completely oblivious.

“Maybe it was all my fault, after all.” A voice emerged from the ongoing silence. They all turned their heads towards San, who was laying on the couch, mostly staring into space and squeezing a pillow in between his arms, “Maybe I’m the problem after all.”

The sixth of them all groaned in pain to San’s words, to which he sprung and looked at them like his words were inevitable.

“You’re not giving this to us right now, San. What’s up?” Seonghwa sighed.

San folded his legs towards him, caging the pillow between his torso and thighs, “I … I feel like it might be my behavior that made him lash on us yesterday.” 

“Your behavior? You mean your blatant crush on him?” Jongho stated. San looked at him with wide eyes and his ears starting to tint into a soft shade of pink.

“Is it that obvious ?”

No one said a word, but the silence was enough to speak on its own. San’s face turned a deep shade of red as he plunged his face in his hands, “I’m so embarrassed!” He squealed, earning a laugh from everyone at his declaration.

“Does he know?” Seonghwa asks, still giggling.

“With how obvious I am, he probably does!!” San whined, bringing back another wave of laughter.

“Ah, what should I do ?… I don't know how to approach him.”

“But y’all make out just fine?” Mingi retorts, before the pillow previously in San's arms crashes right into his face.

“It’s different!” 

“Oh my god I know!” They all shut up and direct their attention towards Jongho. “Try giving him something he likes.”

“You want me to buy his love ?” San interjected, feeling wary of his suggestion.

“It worked for me though.”

“When you were twelve?” Hongjoong replies back, his tone full of tease, making some of them chuckle.

“Shut up, trust me on this San.”

San looked through Jongho’s eyes, and absolutely wanted to trust him. But something in his gut told him it was a stupid idea. Yet he didn't have any other options. He sighed and leaned back on the couch, “Okay, I'll give it a try.”

Jongho cheered and made a show of celebrating, standing up and shaking his clasped hands over his head, “That's my boy! If they get married all of y'all owe me 20 bucks!”

 

They all groaned and laughed at his antics, the younger really was cute sometimes. The chatter came back, going between jokes and mockery, decreasing the tense mood bit by bit. But as footsteps and an unusual quiet voice got heard in that lively living room, all noise seemed to stop.

“Hey guys,” Wooyoung uttered , looking all bashful and trying not to make eye contact with anyone. “I heard you chatting and all … and realized I missed you guys.”

The room fell silent for a while, all of them looking at Wooyoung before he spoke again, “And I wanted to apologize for crashing out on you yesterday. You were just joking and here I was taking it seriously and insulted you … And I even locked Sannie out, ah! It’s so embarrassing.”

“It’s okay, we should be the ones saying sorry. We were being rude and intruding on your privacy.” Seonghwa reassured him, seeing the younger’s eyes getting glossy with tears. The others must have seen it as well because Mingi went to him right away and wrapped his arms around the smaller’s shoulders.

Wooyoung instantly wrapped his arms around his waist and patted his back, “You look more upset than I do, Mingi.” He chuckled.

“Shut it.” Mingi muffled against his neck as he tightened his embrace.

“Is everything good then ? ‘Cause we have plans for today!” Exclaimed Seonghwa, clasping his hands together. They all shouted, bringing back the usual banter and noise after these long moments of silence.

Amidst all the ruckus and laughter, San’s gaze ran across the room to find Wooyoung’s, who was already searching for his. But when their eyes locked, San immediately felt bashful and regretted it immediately. But whether or not Wooyoung felt his growing embarrassment, he still kept his eyes on him, as if wanting to reach him even though they were mere feet apart. Somehow, the usual playfulness in Wooyoung’s eyes had been replaced by something else. Something foreign that prickled the hair on his skin. San couldn’t put his finger on it, but it definitely wasn’t ordinary.

Maybe it was only his imagination, maybe he actually didn’t see things, he couldn’t guess. Either way, Wooyoung was finally back, and he was happy enough with this.

 

After this morning's shenanigans, the eight young men have found themselves at the beach. After all, what would be a summer trip if it's to not go and take advantage of that blaring sun ?

San, Hongjoong and Wooyoung were comfortably settled on the sand, minding their business, whereas the others were playing in the water, peacefully swimming away or battling each other with water guns and splashing themselves.

 

Wooyoung was laying down on his stomach, the sun softly stroking his skin. Noticing the growing thirst making his mouth go dry, he turned towards San, who was mindlessly spraying sunscreen over his toned arms. The latter noticed him and stopped rubbing the cream. "What's up?" He whispered, even though no one around cared about their conversation.

 

"I'm thirsty, is there anything in the cooler?"

 

"I've checked earlier and we don't have any more. But there's a store nearby, do you want me to grab one for you ?

 

"Oh please, you’d be an angel.”

 

San shot him an endearing smile before standing up. Wooyoung could've stopped him in his tracks and kissed him right under the blaring sun, but he had left right before he could act on it.

The young man stood up from his seat and grabbed his phone, before heading towards the shop, under Wooyoung's scrutiny gaze. But as San stops at the beach bar, someone approaches him and starts chatting with him. It was a pretty girl, with long silky black hair, dark skin shining under the sun and a white bikini that didn't leave anything to the imagination.

She was so pretty, and Wooyoung didn't have to feel jealous, and greedy for her beauty. Seeing a beautiful girl talk to a beautiful guy was completely normal. 

And yet, something in his behavior shifted. It was subtle, but not enough for Hongjoong to not notice. The latter looked towards what was grasping Wooyoung's attention. 

"Why aren't you doing anything?" Hongjoong cut him in his train of thoughts. Wooyoung doesn't need to turn around to know who's the owner of that irritating voice.

 

"Why would I? He's hot, it's bound to happen."

 

"You seem too nonchalant about this, you don't fear he might leave you for her?"

 

Wooyoung finally turned around, and tried to glare at Hongjoong, but the latter saw in his eyes something more glum and melancholic. It was unusual. He wouldn't get down easily for this, right ?

 

"What about it ? We're not dating, I don't need to stay glued to him or bark anyone off. If he wants someone else, he can. And I won't stop him."

 

Hongjoong doesn't answer and rather gives a quick glance towards San who was coming back towards them. He looked back at the younger, a bit puzzled by his reaction but let it go when San arrived towards them. The latter gave Wooyoung his precious soda, which he accepted and cheerfully thanked him for, as if nothing had happened.

 

“Why are you hiding your eyes? It's not even that scary.” Jongho exclaimed with sarcasm before being met with a slap on the arm. Mingi looks at him dead in the eyes, mouthing ‘go fuck yourself’ as he looks back at the TV.

 

The group settled in the living room, and rearranged the furniture to be all next to each other and facing the tv, to watch a movie. After 20 minutes of arguing, The Shining was the movie they chose for the night. The fan they got out to cool them down during this hot night was noisy, but didn’t obstruct the sound coming out of the tv.

Comfortably sitting in San’s embrace, Wooyoung was starting to doze off. He had seen the movie enough times to remember and spit out all the dialogues. San, on the other hand, was watching intently as he mindlessly stroked Wooyoung's hair. 

His body was warm and it was slowly sipping through Wooyoung’s skin, mingling with his own warmth. Even if the weather was hot outside, he didn't mind their closeness, and was growing fond of it, breathing in his scent at the same time.

San stopped stroking his hair and laid his head on top of his. Everything normal and nothing to be scared for. So why did Wooyoung feel his chest tightening? It was probably because it was getting too hot in between their bodies. But when San placed a soft kiss on the crown of his head, it felt too much. He was now fully awake, his head started to spin and he felt dizzy. Wooyoung abruptly stood up, catching San’s attention, but also Seonghwa’s, who was sitting on the other side of him.

 

“What are you doing?” Seonghwa asked him, getting worried about his haste.

 

“Oh, um… Gonna grab some water.”

 

“There’s a bottle right here dude.” Yunho took said bottle and handed it towards him.

 

Wooyoung gently refused, “Yeah but I need to use the bathroom too, so…” 

 

Yunho shrugged, and turned back to the movie. 

As he arrived in the bathroom, he immediately locked the door. He had to take support on the door to not trip and hurt himself. He leisurely slid down the door, his dizziness not leaving him. 

It was strange. Why did such a simple gesture made him sick? Why did the warmth of his friend make his skin crawl? They touched all the time, hugs, kisses, but why did the casualness of this one simple peck on his head, made him feel so uneasy?

He stood up and went to the sink. He turned on the faucet and cupped his hand under the pouring water to then splash it down his face. It felt burning hot and the water did little to cool it. He stood still for a second longer, purposefully avoiding the mirror right in front of him. Hopefully no one would notice his distress, nor would question it.

 

When he came back, he felt San’s eyes on him but didn’t try to look into them, staring straight ahead. He sat back next to him, but didn’t lean back in his arms and rather sat awkwardly, putting a weird tension between them.

 

 

San was relaxing in his bed, scrolling through his phone, when Wooyoung walked by the door, and stood straight right in front of the bed. San didn’t pay him no mind, not even giving him a glance and rather keeping his focus on whatever was displayed on his phone.

Probably that Wooyoung didn’t like the lack of attention he gave, or something else entirely, but these reasons still made him launch himself over San that shrieked when his body fell on his.

 

“What are you doing ?” 

 

Wooyoung grinned and replied back, “What? Am I not allowed to?”

 

“You do but, why on me? There’s a lot more space on this bed.” San tried his best to sound annoyed, but he knew his act was irrelevant.

 

 Wooyoung chuckled before leaning in and giving him a kiss right at the corner of his lips. “Because I want to. What about it ?”

 

San got startled at this, but quickly remembered that Wooyoung was just like that . That every time he made him feel hot inside, it was a gesture he’d to anyone else. Even agreeing to something more intimate couldn’t shake the feeling he would soon enough fall out of his grasp. 

The latter felt amused by his lack of answer. Taking that as a win, he laid his head on his chest and stayed as is. San’s heart was beating so much he even questioned if Wooyoung felt it, and pretended everything was normal.

 

“Wooyoung? Do you... remember what we agreed on?” Even for these mere instants he didn’t want to see him leave, didn’t want to stop feeling him. He put his phone aside and awkwardly set his hands over Wooyoung’s back.

 

“No?”

 

“Y’know.”

 

“...Ohh.” he raised his upper body from San and caged his torso between his arms, his face inches from his. “If you want to kiss me you can just say so.”

 

“I want to kiss you, can I?” He asked boldly, even if his red face betrayed his sudden confidence. Wooyoung chuckled lightly because of it.

 

“Good boy.” He whispered against his lips before pressing theirs together.

 

It didn’t take long for the kiss to deepen, starting sweet to continue rough and needy. San’s hands were grabbing Wooyoung’s nape, to bring him impossibly closer. Wooyoung on the other hand, was shamelessly passing his hands under his shirt, groping and fondling his chest as he savoured every little whine that escaped his lips right into his own.

 

“Wooyoung…” San broke the kiss, whispering his name with need in his voice.

 

“Mmh, what baby?” Wooyoung’s right hand trailed down, leaving goosebumps all over his stomach until he reached the hem of his shorts, feeling the growing bulge beneath the fabric. Unsure — or to tease him — Wooyoung turned to really see what he felt.

 

“You pervert,” He looked back at him, with mischief in his eyes. “You want me to jerk you off?” 

 

San didn’t answer, feeling embarrassed. He had his head turned away because he couldn’t even look him in the eyes. Wooyoung’s eyes felt heavy on him. San carefully nodded, his embarrassment growing as much as the heat in his lower stomach. Wooyoung hummed in acknowledgement, trailing his hand under the hem of his shorts.

 

“You’re in for a wild ride.”

 

 

minjoong

Wed. 31st July// 6:58 PM

 

min :

do yk where san is

 

joong :

yeah he’s with us rn

why ?

 

min :

weve been looking for him

its his turn to make food td

 

joong :

i dont think he’ll be able to come down tho

 

min :

???

what happened

 

joong :

the poor kid he’s so embarrassed to face anyone

anyone being wooyoung

 

min :

wdym

 

joong :

wooyo jerked him off but he came the moment he gripped his dick

 

min :

LMAO????

hes not living ts down 😭😭

 

joong :

song mingi we heard you laugh .

 

min :

im sorry

im not sorry actually 🤣

 

 

i like em big, i like em chunky (CHUNKY)

Wed. 31st July // 7:03 PM

 

big :

YOU BITCH 

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD

 

tall :

LMFAOOOOOO

 

big :

if i see you again im headlocking your ass I SWEAR

 

tall :

its ur turn to make food pussy

take ur balls and come downstairs 🤣

 

big :

istg if i see you mingi

 

Notes:

had to come back with smut 😔 it's not even smut bc nothing *really* happens lmao, but had to make woosan do gay shit, sigh..........
hope you enjoyed!!!! i'll try (emphasis on TRY) to get the next chap ASAP but idk what it'll even b abt lmfao yeah........ expect matz pay gorn next time (dont actually, im not making empty promises)
see you next time!!

Chapter 23: then stay the hell up out my business

Notes:

i think i did a pretty good job??? only two month between chapters instead of 6 months so you have to congratulate me🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽 kay enjoy bye

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Chapter Text

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Fri. 2nd August // 6:37 PM

 

matriach :

I'm going to the grocery store, does anyone want anything ?

 

blind mofo :

can u get dog treats ?

for yunho

 

got that dawg in me :

???????????

then get a baseball bat, ill use it on mingi

 

yeokai watch :

youll bash his head?

 

got that dawg in me :

even better

i'll shove it up his ass❤️

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

THATS MY BOYYYYYYYYYY

hwa hyung can u get beef?

 

choitothejongtotheho :

i can get beef with him

hwa hyung let's fight

 

matriarch :

😂

Okay beef, anything else ?

 

blind mofo :

what r u going to take at the stoer anyways?

 

yeokai watch :

stoer

 

matriarch :

...Cake

I've been craving that one cake we ate for San's birthday so I'm using my free will and on my way to buy another one

 

Andes Cordillera :

cake that you almost downed all by yourself???🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

 

matriarch :

🙄

Whateverrrr

 

choitothejongtotheho :

why going to eat strawberry shortcake when hongjoong hyung is right here ? 🫦

 

blind mofo :

😦

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

who taught u to speak like that????

 

choitothejongtotheho :

you did TF 😦😦

 

matriarch :

Who says I never tried it?

 

got that dawg in me :

AINT NO WAYYYYY

 

blind mofo :

SAY WHAT

 

nutcracker :

?

my spidey senses are tingling who is talking abt me?

 

matriarch :

I'm joking🙄🙄

Hongjoong I'm going to the grocery store, you need anything ?

 

nutcracker :

no I'm good thx

 

yeokai watch :

wait i kinda need tape

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

why would u need tape

 

yeokai watch :

to shut ur mouth

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

😐✊

 

matriarch :

Like tape tape, or masking tape?

or painter tape?

 

yeokai watch :

omg u know me so well🙈

 

matriarch :

Huh

 

choitothejongtotheho :

the three of them hyung

 

blind mofo :

y is no one talking abt what seonghwa said😭😭😭

 

 

never be an adult

 

Fri. 2nd August // 6:42 PM

 

hongjoong :

Seonghwa?

 

seonghwa :

Yes my dear

 

hongjoong :

u said you'll be going to the grocery store...

Can I come with you ?

 

seonghwa :

Of course!!

It's a grocery shopping date then

 

hongjoong :

oh

right yeah

:)

 

 

“Enjoying your snack?” Seonghwa buckled his seatbelt and started the engine, as Hongjoong was sitting in the passenger seat, peacefully eating the pepero they had just bought. It was the almond ones, chunky were laid all the chocolate and then thin where the biscuit finished the snack.

“I could be enjoying something else.” He replied, bashful enough to not give in the sidelong glance Seonghwa gave him. 

The taller scoffed. He killed the engine but left his hands on the wheel. He looked at Hongjoong, patiently waiting for him to - finally - look at him back. They were still parked in front of the store, in broad daylight as the sun was warming up the front cabin. The blue acted as if he didn’t know his friend was strongly looking at him and continued eating his biscuits. 

Eventually, Hongjoong turned his gaze towards Seonghwa and tried his best to conceal the growing smile on his face, “What ?”

Wanna play pepero game? ” Seonghwa leaned towards Hongjoong and asked, not above a whisper, even though no one could hear them. Hongjoong was taken aback by Seonghwa speaking to him in Korean, giving him his undivided attention on the spot.

“Right here?” He whispered back, his gaze fluttering between Seonghwa’s eyes. 

“No,” He sat back straight, starting the engine another time, “Let’s find a place more private.”

Hongjoong didn't reply and instead buckled his seatbelt as Seonghwa got them out of the parking spot. From then on, they sailed through the streets, looking for a spot remotely discreet, where no pedestrians could walk in on them.

In the end, they found a spot after driving up a mountain with small to no visibility. The road was engulfed in lush vegetation and the trail was thin enough for one car, so meeting face to face with one another could get tricky. Fortunately, no one seemed to have come down from the mountains. They settled on what seemed to be a barren spot on a hill, facing the city. It was probably a vacant spot for hikers that wanted to go higher by foot as the road had come to an end.

“What do you think about here? Either way we can’t go higher.” The taller asked, getting out of the car. Hongjoong followed him shortly.

The sky had slowly started to fade into soft shades of pink and orange as a soft breeze stroked their sweaty skin, freshening them from the heat. From the hill they could see the city under the golden rays of the sun.

“Yeah, it’s good.” He sat on the hood next to Seonghwa, who was enjoying the fresh air, away from the people. Hongjoong still had the pepero box in hand, and felt silly for clinging on to that pepero game. Maybe the excuse of getting physically closer to Seonghwa was what he wished for. 

“So..? About the game?” Hongjoong tried to not tip toe around the bush but it was just so embarrassing. He wanted to feel Seonghwa’s breath over his, even if it was because of a mere snack. If he could, he wouldn’t even use the pepero and just snatch his lips away.

“Right! I almost forgot.” He chuckled as he turned towards Hongjoong, his laugh light.

Hongjoong took one of the biscuits from the wrapper and held it by the tip of his fingers. He didn’t know if his friend wanted to do the biting, or wanted him to do it. But all doubt vanished when Seonghwa took the pepero and placed it gently in between the blue’s lips. Alright, Hongjoong didn’t mind it.

Seonghwa gently wrapped his lips around the chocolate before biting into it, slowly but surely making his way towards Hongjooong. He was inching closer to his face and Hongjoong felt the need to retreat from him but he wanted this, wanted their lips to come close and to touch as lightly as a feather. So he fought the instinct back, as Seonghwa was teetering around his lips.

But when their teeth clashed and Seonghwa was holding his neck for support, Hongjoong was growing frustrated with the edging. Therefore he unlatched his teeth from what was left of the pepero, spat it on the floor and instead latched his lips to Seonghwa’s. It was unmissable how Hongjoong had needed to feel his lips on his, and Seonghwa was getting turned on by how pliant the former was getting under him.

The kiss was desperate, their tongues lapping at each other rather than a proper kiss. But they didn't care any less. Seonghwa pressed Hongjoong’s body in between his and the hood, tucking his thigh between his legs for support, but also to grind it over his crotch. The move was unsuspected and so Hongjoong retreated, his head falling back against the metal, as a groan fled his lips.

“Fuck, Hwa…”

“Mh? What ?” He whispered, a grin tugging at his lips. Seonghwa peppered Hongjoong’s neck with light kisses and slipped a hand under his shirt, gently rubbing at his sides.

Hongjoong cupped Seonghwa’s face, prying him away from his neck, to look deeply in his eyes. The tip of his ears were tinting pink as much as his cheeks, his pupils blown wide and his breathing uneven. Probably Seonghwa was also in the same state, he didn't know. He brought back their lips together, enjoying more of his warmth and the faint taste of chocolate in their spit.

“You’re romantic for someone who doesn’t wanna date me.” Seonghwa backed away and taunted. 

Hongjoong groaned, letting his head fall back again, “If you were really into me, you’d be courting me.”

“And what am I doing right now?” He scooted closer, his body fully pressed on his as his semi finally got to have a bit of attention, pressed against Hongjoong’s hip. His face was right above his, leaving him no room to look away.

“Seonghwa…” Hongjoong sighed. The former knew what this tone meant, Let’s not do this now .

Seonghwa stood up from Hongjoong, whispering a small Alright right before getting back in the car. Hongjoong sat up at the same time, gazing at him all along. When the other boy was already sitting in his seat, he came around and popped the door open before sitting inside as well.

An uncomfortable silence settled in as Seonghwa brought the car back to life. Hongjoong fiddled with the now empty pepero box, to keep his hands occupied and not glance towards his friend. “You know it’s not against you…”

“Yeah I get it. Something about not being ready.” The car went in reverse to get back on the road. Seonghwa didn't glance at Hongjoong, too focused on checking the blindspots. 

Hongjoong didn’t answer. The car leisurely rolled down the mountain, the sky getting darker right above them. The windows were rolled down, the fresh air getting in and out of the cabin and the rustle of the leaves making up for the silence between the two. When they finally arrived on stable ground, Seonghwa took the liberty to drive a bit faster, teetering between street legal and above the limit, as if he was trying to flee something.

“We should probably tell the others what we have going on.” Seonghwa asked, his eyes not leaving the road.

“Why should we? They don’t need to be in our business.”

“Hongjoong.” They arrived at a red light. The car stopped, and Seonghwa looked at Hongjoong, “I’m sure they already know. It’s going to come out one day and none of us will be able to answer them. Are we going to lie, or tell them the truth?”

Hongjoong didn’t answer. He kept his gaze on the very long red light, as Seonghwa sighed by his side. The light turned green after seemingly being 3 hours long and here they go back to their house.

If it wasn’t for Seonghwa stalling right at this moment.



 

 

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Fri. 2nd August // 8:12 PM

 

 

choitothejongtotheho :

did hwa die otw to the store??

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

where is hongjoong?

 

got that dawg in me :

LOL since when do u care

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

??

cant i just ask🙄

 

Andes Cordillera :

they left tgt earlier :0

 

got that dawg in me :

oh

ohhhhhh😏

 

blind mofo :

20 bucks they're fucking

 

yeokai watch :

you can't bet on something everyone agrees on

 

blind mofo :

20 bucks to the one shutting yeosang up

 

choitothejongtotheho :

ON MY WAYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

LMAO

 

Fri. 2nd August // 8:26 PM

 

 

nutcracker :

sorry guys we met jongho otw

 

choitothejongtotheho :

??????

WDYM

 

nutcracker :

 

yeokai watch :

LMFAOO

 

got that dawg in me :

💀💀💀💀

 

choitothehongtotheho :

😑

 

got that dawg in me renamed choitothehongtotheho to that ikea teddy bear.

 

blind mofo :

god thats so him

 

that ikea teddy bear :

DJUNGELSKOG?????????????

THE FAT ONE????????????

 

go that dawg in me :

no😧😧

i was talking abt the tiny headed one

its not from ikea???

 

blind mofo :

apparently not💀💀

dw yunnie i thought abt that one too

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

"yunnie"

 

that ikea teddy bear :

i hate it so bad change it

 

yeokai watch :

i have one at home lmao

 

that ikea teddy bear :

ok leave it it's growing on me

 

got that dawg in me :

AND IM THE WHIPPED ONE

JONGHO😭😭😭

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

ok but what happened to u @nutcracker @matriarch

and is my beef ok????

 

nutcracker :

dont worry

we went on a walk

 

blind mofo :

we werent worrying

 

that ikea teddy bear :

right

a really long walk huh

 

nutcracker :

well

yeah

Anyways we're on our way home

 

Andes Cordillera :

home🥰🥰

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

yea u better be

we ordered pizza yall should be back soon or we're eating them all

 

nutcracker :

damn??? why are you going mom mode on us rn

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

hongjoong let's not fight we have an audience

 

Andes Cordillera :

who are you and what did u do to wooyoung???

 

got that dawg in me :

naurrrr my favorite show💔💔💔🍿🍿🍿🍿

woojoong E2L

 

yeokai watch :

e2l ???

 

got that dawg in me :

damn am i that much of a nerd💔💔💔

even yeosang doesn't know WHAT

 

Andes Cordillera :

but what does that mean now????

 

got that dawg in me :

enemies to lovers......

 

that ikea teddy bear :

yeah u should definitely stop that

with all due respect, which means none

 

nutcracker :

yeah im too tired for banter tn

sorry, you can get a refund with @yeokai watch though, he'll have the money for it

 

yeokai watch :

NO I DONT

 

blind mofo :

heyyyyy...... yeosang...

 

yeokai watch :

NO

 

 

Cheers and laughter echoed through the living room and spilled into the courtyard. The patio doors were opened to let in some fresh air as they all got warmer, the booze flowing since 8 pm.

They all were pretty wasted, besides for Jongho who did not want to do anything risky. And so, the safety of his hyungs were in his hands, even if they all were in the cottage. All sit around the coffee table, they switched from stupid drinking games to stupid arguments that led to uncontrolled laughter.

And whenever Jongho cracked a joke easy enough for their drunk brains to understand, or the banter between Mingi and Yunho over an ounce of juice in his glass, Hongjoong and Seonghwa would always double in laughter. Always laughing and falling over each other, unable to not touch the other. Wooyoung noticed it.

He noticed how close they were sitting on the floor. How Seonghwa’s arm would stay on Hongjoong’s shoulders, how he would take him in his arms when laughing and the blue not shying away from his touch. And how after their guffaw disperses they’re holding hands and do not let go. This did tick the photographer, but not in a bad way, he was just that curious.

“Hongjoong and Seonghwa, are you dating ?” Wooyoung blurted, cutting through the chatter, gathering everyone's attention to the oldests.

Silence.

No one dared speak a word, as Wooyoung spoke up everything everyone had in mind. The laughter and hubbub stopped abruptly, leaving the oldest to answer.

Their faces went pale as if they had seen a ghost. The alcohol that was circulating in their veins seemed to have dissipated as much as their lively spirits. They let go of each other and put their hands on the table, as if they were being scolded by their parents.

“Um…” Seonghwa stammers, his hands neatly folded on the table. His whole composure was too neat, making him look even more awkward.

“This isn’t any of your business.” Hongjoong answers over Seonghwa.

“Oh c'mon. Everybody knows there's something going on between you two, no need to hide it.” Wooyoung exclaimed, swiftly grabbing the glass shot he had poured himself earlier.

Hey , don't force them.” Yunho shushed the brunette, taking at the same time his shot. He may have drunk a bit too much.

“Yunho hush I'm getting 20 bucks on this, don't flunk it.” Mingi nudged Yunho’s shoulder a bit too harshly, spilling half of his drink on the dancer. Yup, no more drinks for him too.

The chatter came back, but the question was still lingering in the air. It may seem like they were all having great fun, but it was quite the opposite for the two oldest. Hongjoong was boiling inside and looking at Seonghwa didn't help ; he seemed too calm about this, his posture too straight and his slight smile too perfect. Meanwhile he could feel the sweat trickle down his back, sticking his shirt to his skin. He couldn’t really tell what he’s feeling for the older, he yearned for him as much as he resented him. Disliking him for having what he doesn’t have and still craving his hands on his body.

“So? If you're uncomfortable though, you can not tell us too.” Yeosang chimed in, turning the banter all the way down. After all, they all wanted to know the answer.

“Well… We're not technically together but we do see each other from time to time.”

“So you're fucking?”

“Mingi!”

“Hongjoong and Hwa are fucking?” San asked, not really there. The alcohol had hammered him and he had gone quiet after one drink, and felt sleepy after two.

“Hyung go back to sleep.” Jongho comforted him, but still pushed him down by a firm hand. San didn't complain and laid back on the couch.

“Y'all can't take care of your own business. That's so fucking annoying.” Hongjoong groans while standing up. He didn't leave time for anyone to answer before he was already in his room.

“Well, it is starting to get late! I'll go to sleep too, goodnight!” The oldest rushed before practically running towards his bedroom.

With the both of them gone instantly, the mood grew less tense but still felt awkward, with the sixth left to stare at each other in the eye.

“Does anyone want to take me in? I don't want to suffer from Hyung’s wrath.” Jongho chuckled, easing up the mood.

“Don’t worry we’ll take you in.”

Notes:

i was gonna say i wont promote underage drinking but they're 19-20 and in the us it's illegal to drink before 21............. well at least jonghos being responsible ig

Chapter 24: Boy, your lovin' is all I think about

Notes:

3 weeks HAH
enjoy the chapterrrr 🫶🏽🫶🏽

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Chapter Text

“What are you doing here?”

Jongho jumped from his seat on the couch at the sound of another voice in the room. It was getting late, and everybody was asleep after a long day, besides for the youngest who found it difficult to find rest. And also Yeosang, who for some reason was still up after these late hours.

“You scared me!” Jongho exclaimed, a slight smile on his lips.

“You're one to talk. It's so weird, you're sitting all by yourself in the dark. At least the TV is on.” Yeosang chuckled, still standing right next to Jongho. Jongho chuckled as well, but it was less convincing than usual.

They stayed here for a minute, in complete silence. Jongho kept his gaze a bit too focused on the TV, but he didn't catch up with the story being told.

“Is everything alright, Jongho?” Yeosang asked, as gentle as he could.

“Mh?” The latter looked up at his friend. Even if they were in the dark, the blue glow of the TV shaped Yeosang’s angelic features, and Jongho might've fallen again, “Oh, yeah it's just…I don't know.”

Yeosang walked over to the left side of Jongho and sat right next to him. He didn't give any importance to the TV and instead looked at his friend. “Do you wanna talk about it?”

Jongho sighed and leaned back into the couch, his arms crossed. “Probably it's the stress coming up. I got my results and got into uni so there's that, but just going to university scares me. But I know you'll be there, so there's no need to stress over it. But still…”

His confession hung in the air. Jongho felt tense about Yeosang's lack of answer. But he didn’t expect the latter to gently drop his head on his shoulder. Jongho felt his heartbeat racing a little bit more and his body got warmer.

“Is this alright?” Yeosang asked, not above a whisper. Jongho didn't answer and just replied with a nod. They both looked towards the TV, but did not say a word.

“Well, it’s going to be tough for the first weeks.” Yeosang cut through the silence, his eyes still fixed on the television, “Starting from zero without your parents is gonna be difficult, and having classes on top is hard. But at the same time, it’s so freeing to live by yourself, to go out whenever you want and don’t expect a curfew, to invite people over without the hassle of family around. You’re, like, transforming into a new person. You make mistakes and learn from them. You understand your responsibilities and discover yourself more. And I think that’s what’s beautiful about growing up. At least in my opinion.” 

Yeosang didn't stop in his tirade, only making short pauses to gather his words. Jongho didn’t interrupt him either. His reasoning made sense and still felt like a Yeosang thing to say. Endearing and artistic, just like him.

“Wait- I’m rambling, sorry.” Yeosang lets out, his voice getting slurred by sleep. 

Jongho chuckles lightly at how cute Yeosang was. And probably that his heart skipped a beat when he settled better on his shoulder, reducing the space they had in between each other. Jongho looked down at his friend, only to find him already staring.

“It’s alright, I like it when you ramble.” Jongho whispered as he brought his hand and delicately brushed a strand of hair from his face. His gaze lingered a bit too long on Yeosang’s lips. 

His hand had traveled to his chin, contemplating if he should make a move. Yeosang didn’t do anything to push him away. And so they stayed like this, for seconds that felt longer than minutes, looking straight into each other’s eyes, and reaching out for the other's soul.

Until a loud thud made itself heard, along with a gasp. The two of them stood up abruptly and looked towards the source of the noise.

“It's not me, I wasn’t there!” Exclaimed San, as he rushed out of the kitchen towards his room.

 

 

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Sun. 4th August // 11:27 AM

 

yeokai watch :

anyone wants to go on a walk with me?

to breath some fresh air and punch the hungover

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

no ty

my head still hurts

 

yeokai watch :

wasnt counting on u anyways

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

😒😒😒

 

got that dawg in me :

sorryyyyy mingi and i are already out of town

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

of course u are

 

yeokai watch :

👀👀

does anyone know abt hwa hyung and hongjoong hyung ?

 

got that dawg in me :

theyre still sulking lmfao

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

since yesterday?? damn

 

blind mofo :

yea that was big

 

that ikea teddy bear :

sighhhh if no one wants to I'll go🙄🙄🙄

 

Andes Cordillera :

i can come too !! :333

 

yeokai watch :

no one else? only jongho?

 

Andes Cordillera :

hey????

what abt me?????😦😦😦😦

 

that ikea teddy bear :

what a chore🙄🙄🙄

 

Andes Cordillera :

jongho let me go if it's bothering u!!!!!!!

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

san😭😭😭😭

stop yearning it's embarrassing

 

Andes Cordillera :

what!!!?!?!?!?

he asks i answer?????

 

loud whiny bitch pls stfu :

let them go on a date and stay here with me

we'll sulk too since no one wants us apparently

 

Andes Cordillera :

RIGHT

you fuckers

 

that ikea teddy bear :

EHHHH

 

got that dawg in me :

LMAO

 

 

 

@yeowillsing 🌱

.

.

@young_story !!!!! why are you two so cute

@endearingcatboy woah....

@no1likehim who's the prettiest flower ?

> @yeowillsing can i say,,, me ?

 

 

@bearriesandcream 🌱

.

.

@hwaheelz Same caption than Yeosang.....

> @young_story this only mean one thing in korea........

> @bearriesandcream oh god😶😶

@fix_onstagram UR SO ROUND ILL BITE UR CHEEKS

> @fix_onstagram im having cuteness aggression brb

 

 

childhood bestieeeeees👹👹👹👹👹

 

Sun. 4th August // 2:34 PM

 

wooisyoung :

so ure going on cute dates with jongho

you take pics for eo

and still tell me you dont have feelings for him????

 

yeocansing :

😁😁😁

well......

you can change the last part

 

wooisyoung :

what

dont joke with me

YEOSANG

 

yeocansing :

teehee ><

 

wooisyoung :

theres no way

THERES NO WAYYYYY

AAAAAAAA

girl tell me everything 🫴🫴🫴

 

yeocansing :

wellllll

what do u want me to say doll

it's here, i have a crush on jongho yes

 

wooisyoung :

OH MY GOOOOODDDDDD

do the others know???

 

yeocansing :

NO

dont tell anyone jebal

i dont even know myself lol

 

wooisyoung :

my lips are shut

but pls tell me how u found out👁️👁️

 

yeocansing :

im not entirely sure this is so new

but when we went out tgt rhis morning it just clicked ig

it felt right to be with him, by his side

 

wooisyoung :

WAAAAA YOU'RE SO CUTTEEEEE

 

yeocansing :

unlike a certain someone.......

 

wooisyoung :

this isnt about me

ur such a softie im rooting for u

he has to swoon you or ill take you for myself

 

yeocansing :

🤣🤣

and what abt san what will he think

 

wooisyoung :

THIS ISNT ABOUT HIMMMM

tell me when you're having ur first kiss so i can get the others and gag at u

 

yeocansing :

this is really funny but......

 

wooisyoung :

WHATTTT

WHO RAISED THIS KID

YOU'RE NOT EVEN A THING YET

 

yeocansing :

CALM DOWN😭😭😭😭

nothing happened 

unfortunately 

bc of ur dumb bf

 

wooisyoung :

he is NAWT my bf

nor dumb

but ill scold him

he didn't even tell anyone abt this😭😭😭

 

yeocansing :

he must be too embarrassed💀

 

wooisyoung :

right😭

 

 

 

 

ars longa vita brevis or wtv they said

 

 

Lun. 5th August // 4:20 PM

 

 

cupboard :

hey yeosang.......

 

drawer :

hi jongho?😭

yk u can talk to me irl im downstairs

 

cupboard :

i know

but

im hiding

 

drawer :

what are you hiding from?

i dont bite

unless asked-

 

cupboard :

yoooo ill act like i never saw that

must've been the wind

 

drawer :

😭😭😭

so whatsup?

 

cupboard :

🙃🙃🙃

ok i didnt think it would be as hard by txt too

 

drawer :

take ur time

I'll still be here

and no matter what you tell me, it wont change the way i see u

 

cupboard :

hah....

about that....

i kinda wish it would

 

drawer :

huh

 

cupboard :

uhhhh

u see

when two people are on the same wavelength, one of them could HYPOTHETICALLY start developing things and emotions related to that other person........

 

drawer :

are you saying u have feelings for me?

 

cupboard :

.

 

drawer :

oh jongie😭

 

cupboard :

it's complicated okay

 

drawer :

dw bby i get you

the thing is

i

might 

have some for you too

 

cupboard :

WHY do u want to scare me like that😭😭😭

 

drawer :

JZKSJDKS

 

cupboard :

i was expecting the rejection with that

 

drawer :

sorry😭

 

cupboard :

😭😭

 

drawer :

okay so.... now what

 

cupboard :

what what

 

drawer :

💀

ok srsly ill tell u what i think about all this

like im happy that we feel the same way, overjoyed even

but wouldnt it be too soon to date ?

not that i dont want you or else, but we haven't spent that much time only the two of us (with the others being around and stuff)

maybe we should spend more time together

not maybe actually 

we should

 

cupboard :

we HAVE to

 

drawer :

that's the spirit💅

 

cupboard :

okay

well

wanna go on a date later ?

 

drawer :

you drive?

 

cupboard :

hyung i dont even have my license

 

drawer :

well take care of that before asking me on a date😌

 

cupboard :

yeosanggggggggg🥺🥺😒😒

 

drawer :

SJSJSJ

Notes:

since when are they so bold UGH san why did u have to ruin it💔💔💔💔

jongho is so cute >< loving how flustered he gets

ahh,,,, it's going so well btw them compared to the others.... at least for now👀