Ninjago Crap <3

by Crippling_Pages

Summary:

basically me talking about ninjago onto here

some drabbles, some angst, some ships, and lots of crazy

Chapter 1: intro

hiyaaa

basically this is me and my ninjago related thoughts <3

this includes

-memes

-ships

-headcanons

-drabbles/one-shots

-kind of fics

-random thoughts

tysm for listening to my ted talk <3

please respect everything i say here <3 if i say something you simply do not like, do not comment :) ty <3

Chapter 2: cole guys cole

can we talk about cole for a tiny tiny bit plz???

 

I friggin love Cole so much he is my FAVORITE in this fandom and probably second fav in the world. He is SO freaking underrated, we had to wait 13 seasons for him to get his own, I love his character and his personality, and his story, and literally everything about him. NO ONE hates Cole, we all love him <3 Best character in the series guys

 

COLE IS AMAZING AND UNDERRATED AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE ALL LOVE HIM NO ONE HATES COLE *CLAPS*

Chapter 3: ninjago shippers be like

okay but am i the only one finding it kind of funny when I see ninjago fans shipping characters that have never met and probably never will??? (obviously no judgement)

 

sometimes it kind of stupid, but sometimes I have to lean back into my chair and think about how AMAZING and GOOD that ship is.

like

wowza

Chapter 4: meme #1

Cole: *cooking dinner in the kitchen*

 

Nya, walking into the kitchen: Hey who's cooking tonight- oh no.

 

Kai, popping into the room: OH NO NO NO NO NO

 

Jay: Hey whats the matter- OH NO NO NO NO

 

Cole: literally screw you all-

Notes:

im so funny arent i lollllll

Chapter 5: meme #2

Kai: Cole, when are you going to get a girlfriend?

 

Jay: Yeah, Cole, you're the only single guy here. When are you getting a girl?

 

Cole: Bold of you assume it would be a girl B)

 

Everyone:

 

Lloyd: Would... would it not be?

 

Cole:

 

Cole: No actually, it would be a girl but still-

Chapter 6: HAPPY BDAY COLE!!!!!!!!

Today is April 22nd, aka Earth day, aka Cole's unofficial birthday.

Let's make today all about COLE! Not about him and his ships, not about him and his queer or non queerness, but just COLE, the character everyone loves and no one hates <3

HAPPY BDAY COLE LOVE YAAAAAAAAAAA <3

Chapter 7: GUYSSSSSSSS NEW SHIP ON TUMBLR

Okay so remember when I was talking about ships of character who never met and probably never will???

Basically someone on tumbr (@the-ninjago-historian) brought up a new ship idea and I'm like

AHHHHH

The ship was Gandalaria with Fungus

And there ship name would be Magic Mushroom

I ship

I SHIP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chapter 8: I just realized- (lokita)

I just realized something about Akita and Lloktia

Okay so we know from season 11 that time moves faster in the Neverrealm. Like A LOT faster. 5 years took place in the time of like a day or two. A week at most.

And with all the time that's past since than... Probably 2 or so years (Not including DR) And 2 years is 104 weeks, and that times 5 equals... 520.

My math is probably wrong, but you get the idea.

So basically, Akita would be WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY older now.... maybe even dead- Idk-

But yeah. Sorry for all the people who ship Lloyd and Akita, but Akita would be like 80 years older than him, maybe more-

sorryyyyyyyyyyyy