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So, I spent way too fucking long on this shit but I wanted some bases on how old everyone was in the story. I started with Vox only but then I went on with everyone else because I forgot that everyone else was also important.
Everyone has a first and last name sans a few people that we really don't have jack shit on, like Vaggie. We don't know if she was always a exorcist or not, and we don't know when she died, so I wasn't able to actually do anything for him. Same goes for the angels and Lute. For the overlords(Carmila, Zestial, Rosie) I didn't put anything either as they don't actually have any death dates because we don't know much about them either, even though they'll show up in the story.
Since they'll technically just be side characters, they don't need them anyways. Razzle, Frank(the egg Boi) and Cherri, who also show up in the story, will also have nothing for them either.
Also, this was mainly made bc someone kept bringing up that Vox watched TV when he was growing up and couldn't possibly have been alive during the same time Alastor was alive so I had to humble them a little.
Year: 2024
Main cast
Charlie Magne(Charlotte Morningstar)
-Tall anthro-goat with long golden hair.
-Very excitable, wants to save every sinner in hell
Born:N/A
218 y/o current day
Vaggie(Vagina)
-Tall ex-angel with grey skin, an X mark over her left eye, and white hair
-Loves Charlie, and will resort to violence
Born: N/A
N/A y/o current day
Angel Dust(Anthony Bianchi)
-Tall anthro-spider with white and light pink fur and two arms(four sometimes)
-Great Depression survivor, now sex worker
Born: 1912
Died: 1947, at 35 y/o
112 y/o current day
Alastor(Alastor Harris)
-Tall male sinner with deer legs and deer skull as a face instead of an actual face.
-Great depression survivor, Cannibalistic Serial Killer
Born: 1895
Died: 1939, at 44 y/o
129 y/o current day
Husk (Henry Jackson)
-Short chubby tuxedo cat sinner with large red wings, and dark brown eyes
-Survived the Vietnam war, Gambler
Born: 1895
Died: 1970 at 75 y/o
129 y/o current day (same age as Alastor)
Niffty(Julia Bordic)
-Small cyclops sinner with pink hair and one large yellow eye
-Survivor of Domestic Violence, killed her husband
Born: 1898
Died: 1958 at 60 y/o
126 y/o current day
Lucifer Magne(Lucifer MorningStar/MorningStar/Lightbringer/ Samael)
-Short and skinny-ish demon with white skin and blonde hair (much like his daughter), yellow and red eyes.
-Divorced Demon.
Born: Beginning of Universe(?)
Approx [Big Number] of years old current day
Angels
Sera(Seraphim)
-Tall and slender woman with cedar-brown skin, white freckles, silver hair and purple eyes
-Older Sibling(But she acts like THAT type of younger sibling... You know the one)
Born:N/A
Approx [Big Number] of years old current day
Emily(Emily)
-Short and slender woman with dark brown skin, white freckles, and dark purple eyes.
-Younger Sibling(But feels like she's the older, after the failed extermination in hell and meeting Sir Pentious)
Born: N/A, possibly around when Charlie was born?
213 y/o current day (possibly)
The Vees
Valentino(Manuel Perez)
-Tall moth demon with lavender skin and pink eyes(No iris')
-Dodged the draft on purpose by faking sick and ran a brothel when alive.
Born: 1917
Died: 1970 at 53 y/o
107 y/o current day
Velvette(Velvette Brown)
-Shorter slender demon with reddish-brown skin, red sclera and white eyes with slit pupils
-Died doing a stupid ass YouTube/Vine challenge
Born: 1991
Died: 2014 at 23 y/o
33 y/o current day
Vox(Victor Jones)
-Large Flatscreen TV head with robotic body
-Gay panics about everything
Born: 1930
Died: 1957, at 27 y/o
94 y/o current day
Overlords
Carmilla Carmine
Zestial
Rosie
Supporting cast
Razzle
Egg Boi(Frank)
Cherri Bomb
Side characters
The Exorcists
Adam (First Man, Dick Master, Adam [This language is currently not in this database, please retry later])
-Tall demonic(red) sinner with goat hooves and large red horns with yellow eyes.
-Genuinely decides to change his ways after being captured by Vox. Has been fed the wrong information for millennia
Born: N/A... Day Six of earth...?
Died: N/A, barly remembers
Approx [Big Number] of years old current day(however he'll tell you he's just 36, which is a lie)
Lute(Commander DangerTits)
-Tall winner(Turned exorcist) with white skin, -grey hair, and yellow eyes.
Born: N/A
Died: N/A
N/A of years old
Lilith(Lilith Morningstar)
-Tall slender demon lady with large horns, and golden hair down to her ankles.
-Divorced woman. Has ulterior motives
Born: N/A
Unknown age
Idk where to put him but Main character as well??
Dante Emeritus
-Small black human child with dark brown eyes and jet black hair.
-Scared child who just wants to have a family.
Born: 2019
6 y/o current day