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“Literally shut up, I am not putting on your glasses!” Dan shrieks as Phil attempts to tackle him holding his glasses in one hand and pushing Dan down with the other.
“Please! You’d look so cute just once! Please!” Phil begs holding them towards the other's face.
“Only if you wear my clothes,” Dan counteracts finally taking the glasses into his hands. Phil laughs and stares.
Dan squints at him through the lenses, “Geez you’re blind, three blind mice up in da club.”
“I was right! You are cuter than me in my own glasses,” Phil pouts and takes his vision back before continuing, “Now you have to strip so I can be the Poundland Dan.”
“Hmph, I’ll take you to Poundland,” Dan grumbles but peels off his tee shirt anyway handing it over.
Phil’s eyes rake over his boyfriend's body as Dan blushes at the attention. Phil pulls off his shirt attempting to be sensual but instead getting stuck and almost tipping over from his sitting position on the floor. Dan giggles watching him blunder his way out.
Once the shirt is officially off, he crawls back toward Dan and hugs him pushing Dan to the ground. Dan leans up first to kiss him. He wraps his arms around Phil's middle his hands making their way underneath the back of his sports bra hoping Phil gets the message to take it off. Phil pulls away to shake his head chuckling as he smirks and slips Dan’s shirt on.
“Pants too, buddy,” Phil says in a condescending tone attempting to wink.
“We are wearing the same pants?” Dan counteracts unbuttoning his skinny jeans either way.
“Nuh uh, yours are more gray.”
Dan stands to shimmy out hooking his fingers into the waistband. Phil attempts to help making the struggle worse as his “help” is sticking his hands down to grip Dan’s ass. Once off Dan’s hips Phil presses a kiss to each hipbone biting down when he reaches the right side. Dan gasps threading his fingers into Phil’s dark hair. Phil sucks a dark hickey over the bone and continues to pull the jeans to Dan’s ankles. Dan pulls him away and struggles to kick the denim over his feet leaving him in socks and boxers.
Phil stares up at him from his knees lifting his arms to make uppies request to Dan. Dan pulls him up, then moves his hand to the zipper of Phil’s who nods letting Dan pop the button and drag down the zipper. Dan slips his hand down the front cupping him. Phil grinds down onto Dan’s palm through his boxers groaning when his dick gets caught on the heel of his hand. Dan hums pulling his hand back to the edge of Phil’s jeans. He tugs them off bringing his hands back to Phil’s hips. He squeezes the sides where the waist meets his hips digging his fingers into the soft flesh there. He curls his fingers further to his back brushing over the dimples at the end of his spine. Phil rests his head on Dan giving him the perfect angle to bite at the junction between his neck and shoulder. Dan pushes one of his legs between Phil’s moving against his thigh.
Phil moves away from Dan’s neck and links their lips. Dan furthers it parting his lips cushioning Phil’s bottom lip between his. Phil slips his tongue in and tags Dan’s leaving him to make the next move. Dan pushes forward pressing their tongues together in a fluid motion. Dan whines and pulls Phil’s hips to his. Phil moves back to biting at his neck letting Dan squirm against him. Phil bites his way up Dan’s neck pulling off to whisper in his ear.
“Need your pants too if I'm gonna be you.”
He tugs at the seam resting flat on Dan’s tan thighs. Dan obliges taking them off slowly making a show of it as they slide down letting his dick pop out curving upwards. Phil wraps a hand around him stroking a few times before pulling off and taking off his pants. He drops them to the ground and takes Dan’s pulling them on. Dan stares as he can see Phil’s T-dick poking through the fabric. Phil pretends to ignore Dan’s attention putting his jeans on next. Phil smirks at him before pointing at his feet as well.
Oh, Phil is stealing his socks too. Dan blushes as his final clothing item is swapped to Phil. He looks Phil over noticing the darker tones of his clothes making the black hair more intense. He thought Phil would look normal in his clothes. They don’t wear that different of clothing styles, but the muted tone of gray and maroon is turning Phil from the goofy but still hot guy he normally sees him as to a better version of himself. His jeans are snugger on Phil’s hips, his shirt fitting Phil’s shoulders tighter. Dan briefly forgets he is completely unclothed until Phil’s hands are back on him. He fumbles over words trying to explain how attractive Phil is to him at that moment, but Phil ignores him running his hands over the expanses of Dan’s body.
“You should put my clothes on now,” Phil suggests collecting his off the ground.
Dan nods in agreement as he dresses in Phil's clothes.
“You look really good in color,” Phil compliments ogling at Dan.
“Dailybooth time!” Dan ruins the moment by flipping open his computer.
He opens up his webcam and steals Phil’s glasses willingly this time posing as Phil sits beside him.
danisnotonfire Dec 12, 2009
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so me and phil have been playing dress up all day..
not like that you sickos
by yah he raped me with his clothes and glasses
what do you think? do i make a sexier phil than phil?
Phil leans over and looks at what he has typed, “You’re so dramatic you like being in my clothes!”
Dan refreshes the page and one comment appears.
User Dec 12
Yes you do, but does he make a sexier Dan than you? :p
Danisnotonfire Dec 12
yes he does actually, quite a lot so and it saddens me xD
Phil is still reading over his shoulder watching as he types more responses until Dan is done dailyboothing around and shuts his laptop. Dan sets it on the carpet making it an issue for later. Phil wraps his arms around Dan’s middle pulling his back to the center of his bed. Dan laughs as he is trapped under his boyfriend. Dan crawls his hands up the back of Phil’s shirt again. Phil brackets Dan’s thigh with his own. Dan presses up connecting Phil’s crotch and his leg. Phil grunts and grinds down.
Phil crawls up straddling Dan. They drive their mouths back together moving in sync. Dan breaks their lips apart to remove Phil’s shirt. Phil shrugs out of the flannel and tugs the shirt hem over his head. Dan works his fingers under his sports bra brushing his nipples before allowing Phil to peel it off. Phil nudges his flannel off Dan’s shoulders. Dan lifts his shirt over his head. Phil holds Dan’s waist sliding up to his sternum. He bites more marks into Dan’s skin Dan whimpers attempting to wriggle away.
Phil unbuttons his jeans doing the skinny jeans shuffle out. Dan follows until they are just in each other's boxers. Dan reaches his hand into Phil’s stroking his clit. Phil leans his head back groaning at the stimulation. Dan’s fingers dip farther back brushing over Phil’s hole.
“Arf,” Phil pauses waiting for Dan’s attention, “are we going farther than this, or no?” Dan’s hand still down his pants.
“Please, please, please, can I fuck you,” Dan returns, bouncing on Phil’s mattress.
“Since you’re being oh so nice,” Phil giggles while reaching down the side of his bedframe to find a condom from the disaster of trinkets also dropped down the side.
He finally finds one, three marbles, a plastic lobster, a spinning top, and a Fall Out Boy CD. All of which he pauses to show Dan who pretends he cares about Phil’s room disaster floor finds that aren’t condoms in that moment.
They shuck off their underwear and Dan takes the condom rolling it on. He waits for Phil to pick the position. He lays back and Dan moves over him lining his dick up with Phil’s (holyshitiwannasaymancaveplskeepreadingipromiseillcontinuebeingnormalafter.) He pauses allowing Phil to nod and then sinks in. Dan groans as Phil envelops him. He links their fingers together then starts to move. He rocks forward and back pressing closer to him.
Phil wraps his arms around Dan’s shoulders pressing their chests together. Phil makes little grunts every time Dan thrusts the vibration reverberating against their bones.
“Did you know,” Phil pauses and exhales on a particularly good press, “red pandas can quack like a duck?”
Dan stops and stares at him, “You did not just tell me a red panda fact while we are having sex.”
“They can also glow in the dark.”
Dan shoves two of his fingers into Phil’s mouth before any more animal fun facts can come out. Phil laughs around them, chomping down when Dan starts moving again without removing them. Dan just shakes his head and continues. When he gets closer to his impending orgasm he finds Phil’s dick again. He jerks his bottom growth using his thumb to rub the tip. Dan comes first pulling out so he can put more effort into getting Phil off. Phil curls his toes into his comforter as Dan puts his guitar hero skills to work. He finally cums coating Dan’s hand and his sheets. Dan leans forward to kiss him then holds out his cummy hand to highfive.
“Are you serious?” Phil stares at Dan’s moist hand but still concedes slapping his hand against his.
Dan hysterically laughs and takes his hand back wiping it on the bed.
“You can tell me as many red panda facts as you want now that I'm not literally inside you now,” Dan jokes.