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“Meowwww” says shigaraki
“Meoowwww” replied aizawa
“Hop on discord my little e-kitten….. I have a special surprise for you” shigaraki mewls
“Ofc babyboy”
They had e-sex and it was awesome sauce
“wowzers ….. That was so pogchamp…….. Can i get o7s in the chat for that mega win when i unloaded
on his hitbox guys?” shigaraki said to his live stream that was streaming their mega gay sex to all of japan except for children because shigaraki isn’t a predator and neither is aizawa.
Chat:
KEKW
o7
o7
WWWWW
o7
WWWW STREAMMMM
W GOON SESH
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“Vote on the poll for what we should do tomorrow chat”
[POLL:]
Kill some UA students (all
mights gay son) | [3%]
—--------------------------------------
Have mega autistic sex with
spinner while we infodump
about societal issues | [97%]
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“Bro wtf u livestreamed this-” “shut up gay loser im sending this to kurogiri and present mic” shigaraki YELLS at aizawa because he hates gay people and thinks all men past 30 years of age should die excluding all for one.
“Wtf i will literally snitch on u to the authorities your a convicted felon no.1 wanted in japan rn”
“Ok chat say goodbye to eraserhead aka the coolest hero ever”
Chat:
WW STREAMM
BYE CHATTT
SEEYA TMRW QUEERS
SAME TIME TMRW
o7
KEKWWWW
IS IT IN YET BROTHER ☝️
—---------------------------------
Aizawa falls through the floor thanks to kurogiris cool and special portal powers and shigaraki waves goodbye at him as he fucking falls through the floor.
“Alright chat were hopping on fortnite im gonna vc spinner rq we an play duos” shigaraki then proceeds to YELL OUT to spinner and a stomping noise is heard in the background.
“What do u want princess?” spinner inquires as he rounds the doorway, placing a scaled hand on the softwood frame.
“Play fortnite w me pls” shigaraki demands in response, not even bothering to twist around in his Secretlab Titan Evo D.Va Gaming Chair - Reclining - Ergonomic - Comfortable Computer Chair with 4D Armrests - Headrest & Lumbar Support - Small - Pink - Fabric 4-Star 1 Review gaming chair.
“Oki kitten :3” spinner chirps out in response with a warm smile on his scaly ass face.
“Alright now that queer is gonna go play fortnite with me i gotta actually get on the game” shigaraki says, rolling his eyes. As his eyes drift from the camera, they follow the gaze of his mouse on the screen as he clicks open Epic Games and loads up Fortnite Battle Royale No Builds Ranked Duos.
They play forntite on their gaming dual monitor pcs and have an epic time and they fucking lose because they suck ass (literally) (as in they ended up rimming eachother)
“Im so mad i could rim you bro” shigaraki says (but he’s really mad so he says it really madly)
“Bet no shot u wont pussy soy boy” says spinner.
“Just u wait you mega homo” shigaraki SCREAMS into his mic and he practically kills all the chatters in the stream (just the chatters not the people who lurk btw)
Chat:
(Nothing)
“I think u killed chat dude”
“Yeah and now im gonna kill ur British Racing HEXCODE #004225 coloured starfish” shigaraki retorted back at him. On stream you see his hastily stalking out of his room and walking in spinners room, positively and persistently POUNDING into spinners butthole.
The lurkers left in chat hear the sound of massive and lifechanging claps coming from spinners room as well as chatter of how unfair hero rankings are broken up by dull thuds.

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