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"When we scraped our bones together, we got fire.."

Summary:

Song: September - Sparky Deathcap
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Long in the distance, over the dirty gravestones
Among the leaves, where the murder of crows go
Over the wall, where Potts fields lie
And into the river- where its victims meet their demise
2 turtledoves made their escape, Wirt was one, and Greg was the other
The two were quite the pair, in fact, they were brothers
They flee the woods, all feathers in tact
But one problem rises after the other, and that is a fact
Wirt loves Sara, but he couldn't resist-
how Jason Funderberker put his heart in a twist.
Will the turtledove soar? Relinquish his pursuit for Sara in return for...
the "total package"?

Notes:

After my 5th rewatch of the show, thinking about making this story, I impulsively decided to write a JasonxWirt fanfic because there's only a few and it feels like there needs to be more.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Ch 1 (Part 1): " I know we don't know each other that well- "

Chapter Text

The shifting of worlds-

merging together

The rumbling of the house  matching the rumbling of a train

There's something rising, like the suffocating water he tumbled in-

dragging him deeper and deeper below

As he slowly closes his eyes, he catches a glimpse of the one

Whom steals children's souls with lies..

 

    As quickly as the sinking feeling started to turn to falling, I was jolted awake. "gGAh!... uuuuuuhhhhhhgggggg....." I collapsed back onto the bed and sighed. Night terrors... After what happened with Greg and Beatrice and..... that Woodsman- I've never been able to sleep well. After the hospital and back at home when Sara listened to the tape- let's just say that she put me down gently. I sighed, exhausted. Man- it was so embarrassing when I got rejected. There was poetry and clarinet... poetry and clarinet!! I wail out in embarrassment as I dig my hands into my eyes. Poetry! AND clarinet! How am I ever gonna live this down?? She's gonna remember me as the boy who handed her a tape containing cringey poetry and mediocre clarinet playing!! I can't believe myself.. I poured my heart and soul into that tape just to get rejected. Oh well, what can you do, right? I slowly pushed myself up to sit on the side of the bed, clasping my hands together and looking down at my feet. I can trust Sara... she's not gonna tell anyone about the tape.. right? I just hope that Jason FUNDERBERKER  doesn't know what's on it.. wait- WHAT IF HE ASKS SARA ABOUT IT AND SHE TELLS HIM- "OH SHIT..!" I jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to put my shoes on. Greg took notice and out of curiosity he asked, " Oh hey Wirt! Are you going on another adventure? Can I come? " I sighed out of annoyance, "No Greg, I'm just going to go deal with something real quick... I'll be back in probably a few minutes anyways." Greg frowned and childishly made a gesture with one hand on his hip and with the other made a fist and swinged, "Aw beans... I guess we'll go on another adventure sometime later then. Okay! I'm gonna go look for Jason Funderberker, that silly old frog o' mine." Greg then waddled off to look for their frog. I shrugged, typical Greg. I then remembered why I was downstairs in the first place and then resumed to rush out the door after clumsily putting my shoes on.

    I quickly made my way to Sara's house, pulling out my phone and clumsily typing in my password and messaging Sara.

Wirt: SARA

Wirt: SARA DID YOU TELL JASON FUNDERBERKER ABOTU THE TAPE

Sara: Whu? No I didnt

Sara: Also r u ok? Why r u typing in all caps?

Wirt: OH THANK GOD

Wirt: Yeag- I'm just... PLEASE don't tell Jason Funderberker about what's on the tape

Sara: lmao chill dude, you dont have to worry abt it

Sara: I wont tell him anything

Wirt: thank you

Wirt: Also, is it okay if we hang out? I uh, I kinda ran to your house while I was texting- which is pretty counterintuitive since I was running here to ask if you told him in the first place- And I'm out of breath

Sara: lmaoooo sure

Sara: also

Sara: u dont mind if Jason is here too, right?

Wirt: what

 

I went blank, mouth agape, as I knocked on the door and she opened it.. and JASON FUNDERBERKER peeked out from the other room.

 

    I walked on in and slipped my shoes off while Sara closed the door behind me. She turned to me and smiled warmly " You know, you don't have to take your shoes off. " I answered back, " I don't wanna get mud and stuff all over your floors." She then just shrugged, "suit yourself." We both made our way to the living room, y'know, where Jason FUNDERBERKER is. He's just sitting there... menacingly... as if he owned the place... Sara then sat plopped down onto the sofa and patted on the spot beside her and Jason FUNDERBERKER. I hesitantly took a seat and they started talking. 

Notes:

I have no idea what I'm doing lmao. I am SO sorry for the upcoming cringe. and for the current cringe.