Miss Author, Stop This Madness!

by Moonachu

Summary:

*NOT A ONE-SHOT FIC*

The last thing Ichika remembers is falling asleep at a sleepover with the rest of Leo/Need.
So why did she find herself here?
Why is Saki's brother here? And some of her friends as well? They seem just as confused as she is.
Who are these people? And-
...Is that a Pikachu???
Who is this author the kid keeps mentioning?!

 

All these characters are living in my brain and are starting to give me a headache. This is my way of getting them out!! These are all scenerios I imagine them in, they're kind of just living together.

Notes:

This is my first fic, so please tell me if you spot any mistakes or if I need to add a tag!!

Anyways, welcome to my ultimate crossover.

Chapter 1: The List

All characters that are + will be added to this fic:

Ichika Hoshino
Minori Hanasato
Kohane Azusawa
Tsukasa Tenma
Kanade Yoisaki
Ash Ketchum
Liko
Hoshizora Miyuki - Cure Happy
Aida Mana - Cure Heart
Makoto Naegi
Hajime Hinata
Komaru Naegi
Kaede Akumatsu
Shuichi Saihara
Lumine
Izuku Midoriya
Tanjiro Kamado
Eren Yeager
Edward Elric
Nakajima Atsushi
Akira Kurusu - Persona 5 Protaginist
Gon Freeces
Emma
Yashiro Nene
Maka Albarn
Coco
Pit
Saiki Kusuo
Haruhi Fujioka
Loid Forger
Kim Dokja
Maomao

There might be more characters added in the future, feel free to suggest animes or webtoons and I'll see if I want to add them!

Chapter 2: HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!

Summary:

Ichika and her friends find themselves in a weird place, what's going on?

Notes:

First chapter is done!! Managed to finish it before school started. I'm really excited to continue this fic, feedback is appreciated! Thank you for reading :)

Something feels weird.

 

...

 

"...Hoshino-san..."

 

...

 

Everything feels weird.

 

...

 

"...Ichika-chan!..."

 

...

 

I feel weird.

 

...

 

"ICHIKA!!-"

 

"-AH!"

 

The blue-haired girl shot up in a sweat. She looked around her, she was supposed to be at a sleepover with her group, but apparently...

 

"Tsukasa-kun?! Minori and Kohane?? And Kanade-san?"

 

"Ichika-chan! Are you okay?" Kohane asked, visibly distressed. Looking at the rest, everyone in the group looked disheveled.

 

She nodded her head. "I'm fine, but what's going on?"

 

Tsukasa grabbed her by the shoulders. "Ichika, what do you remember last?" The four looked at her expectedly.

 

Startled, she tries to remember. "I- I was getting ready to go to bed at a sleepover with my friends, then I blacked out. What happened? And what are you all doing in my house?!"

 

The expressions on their faces fell instantly, as if horror was dawning upon them. "Ichika-chan..." The idol trailed. "We aren’t at your house."

 

The girl finally took in her surroundings, everything was white. It wasn't a white room, it was like a void, it WAS a void. There wasn't a clear end to the place, and it didn't feel like the ground existed either. She slowly got on her feet with the help of Tsukasa and Minori, still shooken up, and stumbled forward. 

 

The white haired girl, Kanade, then spoke. "I was the first one to wake up here." She motioned behind her. "Then Tenma-san appeared a while later." The boy nodded. "We're not even sure on how long its been!! All our phones times have been set to 00:00 for some reason?!

 

Ichika's eyes widened. 'How on earth...' she pulled out her phone from her pocket and- 'pocket?' She looked at her pants. 'When did I change out of my pajamas??' 

 

'...I'll do something about that later.'

 

She turned the phone on, the screen lighting up her face. "It really is 00:00!" She exclaimed as Kohane spoke up. "Not only that, but calling won't work either!" The shorter blonde pressed a contact and hit the call button, only to be met with static noise. The group winced at the sudden sound, as Kohane ended the call.

 

They stood there for a good thirty seconds, at least, I think it was thirty seconds, before Minori decided to break the silence. 

 

"Hey...there has to be a way out of this place right? W-we just have to find it! The girl, though trying to be hopeful, was clearly terrified. Kanade shook her head. "Hanasato-san, I get your trying to be optimistic, but how on earth are we getting out of he-"

 

"Is that a freaking door?"

 

The four girls all turned to the direction Tsukasa was pointing at, and holy shit it really is a door.

 

"That wasn't there before?!"

 

They approached the door.

 

It was a very tall, fancy door. The dark wood lined with gold, and a carving of the moon could be seen on it.

The handles were also golden, the intricate details featured littles stars, which Ichika perosnally found cute. 'No, not the time right now.' She shook her head.

 

She could've sworn she heard Kanade mutter a swear under her breath, Her line of thoughts being cut off as Kohane spoke up.

 

"Should we just walk through it?" Kohane puzzled, "This feels too easy." "We don't really have any other choice do we?" Ichika remarked, but she did agree with Kohane. For being stuck in a literal void, the way out being a door was suspicious.

 

The rest nodded in agreement, though hesitantly. Ichika and Tsukasa reached for the two handles, before the door swung open on its own, releasing a sudden gust of wind. Shouting could be heard among the group, Kanade would've been blown away if not for Minori holding on to her. 

 

As the wind settled, the five teens calmed down and slowly looked through the doorway. A plethora of vivid colors swirled beyond it, it was a mesmerizing scene. Ichika snapped back into reality. "This is the way home?" She mumbled. "Come to think of it, none of us seem that suprised by our situation." If Ichika saw all their expressions being that of someone who's secret was found out, she was probably imagining it.

 

"With the chaos that happens at Kamiyama, this feels like an average Wednesday..." Tsukasa uttered. Kohane and Kanade shot the performer a look. 

 

"I'm so tired, I'm going to pretend this is all a dream and that I'm still in bed." Kanade sighed and walked through the doorway without much thought.

 

"Eh- Yoisaki-san!?!? Hold on!!" Tsukasa ran after the silver haired girl and went through the door as well. The three remaining girls stood there wide-eyed. Ichika called out for the two. "Hey! Wait for us!" 

 

"I really do hope this is a dream." Kohane murmured, with Minori nodding in agreement.

 

The girls hurried to the doorway, as Ichika stepped through, she could feel her eyelids getting heavy, the colors seemed more vibrant than before. If she focused, she could hear the voices of people, though distant.

 

Everything went white.

 

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...

 

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"HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!!"

 

"WHAT THE HELL!?-"

Chapter 3: Is That A Pikachu???

Notes:

I just realized the amount of media I have to catch up on and rewatch please pray for me

"HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!!"

 

"WHAT THE HELL!?-"

 

"OH MY GOD???"

 

The group scurried out of the way, as two figures sprinted towards the door. Before the two could reach it, the door slammed shut, knocking them back.

 

They snapped back into reality and took in the appearances of the two. The teenage boys both looked European, the blond in the red coat being significantly shorter than the other, and the brown haired teen with blueish-green eyes in a military type of uniform.

 

"SHIT!"

 

Both are super pissed...

 

The shorter quickly got up and started banging on the door, ramming his body into it a few times. "Open up, dammit!!" The other stayed on the ground, blankly staring at the door. He raised his arm aND IS HE BITING HIS HAND?!?

 

They didn’t realize it before, but there were way more people where they were, all voicing their objections as soon as the brown haired boy bit his hand, shouting could be heard among everyone. "Hey, stop!" 

 

Before anyone could think, Ichika, Tsukasa, and another girl pulled his hand away from his mouth. "Why won’t it WORK?!"  The girl in pink looked confused. "What are you talking about? Your hand is bleeding!" 

 

Someone farther away let out a sigh, "We've already tried everything. I don't mean to be a pessimist, but the chances of us leaving are really low." 

 

Minori, thankfully, got over the shock and decided to ask the person near her questions. "Hey, w-what's happening? We were in a void and now we're here and it's all so confusing!!"

 

She's actually still very shocked.

 

"Right, you all just arrived." The girl Minori was talking to wore a white dress with a flower in her short blonde hair. She continued to speak, "Everyone here is also in a situation similar to yours, we all fell asleep before getting here."

 

"As for that–" she pointed towards the door, where the blond boy had also started to restrain the one in the uniform. "–That door only opens from the outside; cue everyone trying to break it down."

 

The idol's eyes widened. "So, we're stuck here?" 

 

"Until we open the door, I guess. Don't waste all your energy, we'll probably be here for longer."

 

"How long have you been here?" Kohane had also joined the conversation, with Kanade following behind her.

 

"Me and Akira—that guy with the black hair—arrived at the same time," She pointed at the teen talking to someone else. "I'm not sure how long its been, but I'll guess Four hours?"

 

Their faces paled at the mention of the number. "Four??"

 

She nodded, "Yeah."

 

"Oh..."

 

"..."

 

"I found blankets!"

 

"Ah!!"

 

The four turned, Minori, Kohane, and Kanade all startled by the new person, the girl in the white dress focused on the source.

 

"Ash, could you not scare us like that? This is the sixth time." The girl looked exasperated.

 

"Sorry Lumine! And you three as well, but we finally found blankets!" The black-haired kid, Ash, was a bit shorter than the three. He sported a red cap and blue vest.

 

'This place is practically empty, where'd you even get that, your ass?' A guy interjected; he had bright pink hair with two hairclips that resembled antennas his head, and wore a green uniform.

 

'Did his mouth not move? ...No, I'm probably imagining things.'

 

"I found them thanks to the voice, actually!"

 

'Good grief.'

"The what."

 

"The voice-"

 

"LET ME GO!" 

 

They looked over in the direction of the door, two other people were trying to stop the brown-haired teen from biting himself. Ichika and Tsukasa had stepped back and paced towards the group.

 

"One of the girls told us to get back to you guys and said that they'd handle it." Ichika stated, "I'm still worried for that guy, for him to start biting himself like that..."

 

Ash set the blankets down and handed one to the teen with the pink hair, who then walked towards two kids sleeping in the corner. "He'll calm down after a bit, he just needs some time!"

 

"How long have you been here? You seem too relaxed with everything." Kanade questioned the black-haired boy. He paused for a moment, as if he were doing math to find the answer. Knowing this idiot, he probably was.

 

"Uh, I think... a day? Yeah, a day!"

 

The group was now as pale as a ghost.

 

"A DAY?!?! LIKE, A FULL DAY?? TWENTY-FOUR HOURS?????" 

 

Tsukasa is loud as hell.

 

"Tsukasa-san, people are sleeping!!"

 

And Kohane is trying her best to shush him.

 

Ash waved their reactions off, "I'm just guessing, honestly."

 

The anime sweatdrop could be seen on Lumine's head. "And you're not even bothered by the idea?"

 

He flashed a grin to her. "Nope!"

 

"..."

 

"..."

 

"I can't even judge you, I've seen worse."

 

He laughed, and then turned to the five newcomers. "By the way, you guys are new right? I don't think we caught your names."

 

The gears could be heard turning in their heads, before they realized they had completely skipped over that detail.

 

Tsukasa was first to speak. "AH! Forgive us for not introducing ourselves, I am Tenma Tsukasa, a future star in the making!-"

 

Lumine looked over to the rest, paying no mind to the performer's speech, "What about you girls?"

"Hey!"

 

'He was completely ignored..!'

 

"My name is Ichika Hoshino, it's a pleasure to meet you." She smiled to Lumine, which the traveler returned.

 

"Hello, I am Kanade Yoisaki, It's nice to meet you..."

 

"Its nice to meet you too! though I wish we could've met in a different way."

 

'Lumine is really nice, she's super pretty too!'

 

"Well then, my name is Minori Hanasato! Really sorry for bothering you earlier..." 

 

"Its fine, really. You had to get an explanation sooner or later."

 

"I'm Kohane Azusawa, you also haven't properly introduced yourself, did you not?

 

"Right, as you’ve heard, my name is Lumine. Most people just call me traveler though."

 

Kanade quirked an eyebrow at the last sentence, "Traveler?"

 

The traveler just shrugged. "Eh, self explanatory isn’t it? I travel a lot."

 

"I guess that makes sense..."

 

"Ash, you also didn't introduce yourself."

 

"Oh yeah!"

 

"Pika!"

 

"Huh?"

 

A yellow blur dashed in their direction- alarming the five newcomers- before finding its way up Ash's shoulder.

 

"There you are, come say hi!"

 

The creature had two longs ears tipped black, red cheeks, and it's zig-zaged tail in the shape of a lighting bolt. It perched itself on Ash as it waved it's paw to the group.

 

"My name is Ash Ketchum, and this is my buddy Pikachu!"

Notes:

"The next chapter will probably be out in a week!!" So that was a fucking lie.
I'm currently posting this at 1:37 AM while I have a final in the morning I might be cooked 😭

Anyways, I wasn't expecting for this many people to like my fanfic, so thank you all for reading!! I'm not sure when the next time I'll post is, but once I'm done with finals I'll be writing non-stop💪
I've already started planning future scenes and chapters, so I hope you all will stay with me until then.

Again, thank you all so much for reading, and have a nice day <3

Chapter 4: Confusion All Around

Notes:

Abracadabra!!! *gets rotten tomatoes thrown at me*
So sorry for the delay, a lot has been going on. I'm not sure if I've been hit with the AO3 author curse yet I really hope I didn't and don't???
I'm posting this while eating with my family, today is Eid!! Sheep is really yummy (o´▽`o)
I finished all my school projects, I cleaned my desk, my finals are literally in a week, I'm turning 16 in 2 weeks, and I've been replaying Deltarune so I can play the new chapters. So a lot has been happening!!
Hopefully I can post more chapters during the summer break, I want to introduce more characters...
As always, thank you for reading!!

The yellow creature waved its paw at the group. 

 

That's a Pikachu.

 

An actual living Pikachu.

 

Ichika snapped out of her surprise and looked at her group, who all seemed to have varying degrees of confusion and shock on their faces. Lumine waved back at the Pokémon, unfazed.

 

So she's not imagining things.

 

What the heck?!

 

"Where'd you and Pikachu go in the first place? There are only two empty rooms, and there isn’t a single door between them." Lumine asked as Ash looked unbothered while petting Pikachu, who let out a sound of delight. "I dunno. We just heard a voice that helped us find the blankets. Thank you, Miss Voice!" Ash thanked whoever the mysterious voice was; Lumine looked tired.

 

"H-hey..." Kohane spoke up, "Is that Pikachu...real?" 

 

The black-haired boy and his Pikachu tilted their heads at the same time. "Of course he's real. Why wouldn't he be?"

 

Pikachu stared at Minori for a few seconds and suddenly leaned in closer to the brown-haired girl. The Pokémon kept his gaze; it then turned to a smile as Pikachu pointed to the idol.

 

"Chu, pi! Pika-pi!" The yellow creature said happily as he turned to Ash, still pointing at Minori.

 

Ash turned his head to face Pikachu. "You think so?" He asked and looked at Minori again. "Yeah, they do sound alike."

 

"Eh?" 

 

"You have a similar voice to one of our friends. It's kind of cool!" 

 

"Uh, thank you??" Minori seemed flustered as she fiddled with the hem of her skirt. The rest of the group watched Ash as he seemingly had a conversation with Pikachu, the Pokémon chirping in agreement with his trainer.

 

"So he's like, a living creature?" Kanade slowly asked, and Ash looked more confused by the second. "Yeah! Are you guys okay?"

 

"I'd hope so!?" Tsukasa exclaimed as he engaged in a staring contest with the Pokemon.

 

'Despite everything, this doesn’t seem that surprising." Ichika reflected. 'I mean, my friends and I met Hatsune Miku and the other virtual singers. Pokémon existing doesn't seem that out of place...' She watched as Minori reached her arm to the Pikachu, who happily placed his head on her hand. 

 

"Chaa!" 

 

Minori's eyes lit up at the sudden gesture. "Oh!"

 

Lumine observed the scene upon her as the group continued to gawk at the creature, smiling softly. "He seems to like you."

 

"You think so?" Minori smiled as she scratched Pikachu under his chin; the Pokemon looked content at the attention he was receiving.

 

"He looks so soft!" Kohane not so discreetly squealed as she shook Tsukasa.

 

Ash pondered, "Why is it so surprising to see a Pokémon? They're all over the world!" 

 

"For you! I don’t think anyone here has seen one beforehand." A girl with her pink hair in twin drills joined the conversation. She teased the trainer, but also seemed somewhat serious. Lumine and Ash didn’t bat an eye.

 

'She kind of looks like Kasane Teto...' Ichika thought, comparing the two.

 

"Hi Miyuki!" Ash greeted.

 

Ichika then blinked, seemingly disoriented. Kanade also noticed, pointing at the girl named Miyuki. "...Weren't you over..." Kanade asked as both she and Ichika did a double take at the door.

 

Another girl with pink hair and a small ponytail being held up with a bow was wrangling the teen with brown hair, alongside the blond in the red coat. The teen thankfully seemed to have calmed down a bit.

 

"...I thought you were there?" Ichika said, stunned. The rest of the group looked in the direction of the chaos.

 

"Ehh?? You both look similar, are you siblings?" Tsukasa asked.

 

Miyuki shook her head, "Everyone thinks that! I'm Hoshizora Miyuki. That girl over there is Aida Mana."

 

The group greeted the girl and returned their attention to the five by the door.

 

They stood for a moment.

 

"...Hey, so I really don't think that guy is okay—"

 

"He's fine!"

 

"You sure???"

 

"Yup!" Ash hummed as the brown-haired teen got tackled. The sounds of commotion filled the room.

 

"..."

 

"..."

 

"..."

 

"Maybe he isn’t fine, actually."

 

"You think?" Lumine sighed before continuing, "Anyways, we can probably get proper introductions in order soon. But at the same time, I have a feeling more people might appear."

 

"We might as well introduce ourselves to each other anyways, right? Most of us arrived hours after the other." Miyuki suggested.

 

"That's true..."

 

Ichika continued to watch the group by the door. The four managed to get the brown-haired teen to calm down a bit, slowly guiding him to the floor. They spoke with him a bit; the blond boy in the red coat seemed to be talking to the brown-haired teen as Mana checked over his hand, concerned and surprised.

 

The brown-haired teen looked annoyed as he leaned his back against the wall next to the door, his bluish-green eyes staring at the floor.

 

In the midst of all this, Pikachu jumped off Ash's shoulder and grabbed one of the blankets the trainer set on the floor earlier. The Pokémon slowly dragged the blanket to the brown-haired teen.

 

Mana and a green-haired boy simply stepped aside seeing the Pokémon approach with curious faces. The blond in the red coat hopped out the way, his eyebrows furrowed. "Pi-chu, Pika!" Pikachu vocalized as he offered the blanket to the brown-haired teen. The boy tensed as Pikachu approached him, he wore an unreadable expression on his face as he hesitantly took the blanket from the Pokémon's paws. "The hell..." The brown-haired teen murmured as he slowly pet Pikachu. 

 

The blond in the red coat squatted down, observing the creature. "Ash already told us you were a Pokémon or something, but what exactly are you?" He said skeptically.

 

"From what I know, he's from this old video game from the 1990s. It's still super popular today." The green-haired boy with freckles explained. Mana nodded, "Hehe, he's so cute!" She added on, Pikachu once again relished in the attention.

 

"I'm sorry, did you say nineteen ninties?" 

"What the hell is a video game."

 

As the group conversed near the door, Ichika and her friends continued talking with Lumine, Ash, and Miyuki.

 

"No one knows whats happening, we're all trapped here– most of you guys for hours– and a Pikachu is just walking around." Ichika recounted incredulously.

 

Lumine shrugged, "We also have a theory with a few other people that we're all from different worlds or time periods so that's something."

 

"..."

 

"..."

 

"...I've heard enough, get me out of here." Tsukasa exasperatedly said as he walked over to the door.

 

"Tsukasa-san???"

Chapter 5: Not an update but:

Hello everyone!! You were all probably expecting a new chapter by now, (and I swear there is currently a draft!!) but this fic hit me with a terrible writers block. I do know the the destination of this story, I just have no idea about the direction I want to go through with (i do actually?? But like my writing sounds like a snoozefest its all terribly written). The dialouge sounds off, the descriptions are weird, and I want to get it over with so I can get to the silly and the bigger plot 😭

Which brings me to the main reason I'm writing this. Would you guys read this fic in comic form? I still dont know where I would post it if I did, but I feel like this story is better formatted for a comic. Writing the individual expressions and actions of each of the 32 and more to come characters feels tedious, and there's a lot of events, shenanigans, and faces i can't describe in words but definitely can by drawing.

(Also funfact a few days ago was actually the first anniversary of MASTM I just realized, happy birthday to this fic!!!)

Hopefully I can get over my writers block soon, but I would all like to know your thoughts.

Once more, even if this wasn't an actual update, thank you for reading!!