Chating Cross Dimensions

by Help_im_MJ

Summary:

2012 donnie creates a chat group with other versions of him and his brothers. The 2012 bros don't realize how mentally and physically fucked up these guys are. How will this effect the rise kids? who knows.

Notes:

Key
12 Mikey: Pizzalver / Michaelangelo 22
12 Raph: Shut up / Raphael 20
12 Leo: Captan Ryan / Leonardo 20
12 Donnie: Tallest turtle ever / Donatello 20

18 Mikey: Mystic Mike / Mikey/Michael/Angelo/Mike 15
18 Raph: Spikey totoro / Raph 18
18 Leo: Portals-n-pizza / Leo/Nardo/Leon 16
18 Donnie: Bootyshaker9000 / Donnie/Don 16

Chapter 1

NEW CHAT

Tallest turtle ever created a chat.

Tallest turtle ever added Pizzalver, Shut up, Captan Ryan, Mystic Mike, Spikey totoro, Portals-n-pizza, Bootyshaker9000

Tallest turtle ever re named the chat "chaos"

Mystic Mike: uhh don? What's up with the chat?

Bootyshaker9000: idk mike this wasn't me

Shut up: Wtf ur not Donnie

Portals-n-pizza: wtf yes he is????
Btw... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?????

Tallest turtle ever: hello my fellow turtles.
Allow me to explain, we are you from a different dimension!!!

Bootyshaker9000: wtf evidence??????

Tallest turtle ever: this should be enough: the picture shows four turtle mutants smiling at a camera one is taller with a purple mask another has a red mask and a chip in his shell, a third is wearing a blue mask with his arm around a fourth mutant with freckles and a orange mask.

Captan Ryan: Donnie you can't just show random people a picture of us!!!

Tallest turtle ever: like i said before they are us not random people.

Bootyshaker9000: How the hell were you able to do this???? (Also I'm gonna need more proof) (also also dam yall look different)

Mystic Mike: hehehe "dam"
Tallest turtle ever: how Is that not enough proof?

Portals-n-pizza: it could be A.I

Captan Ryan: what do you mean "A.I" like the thing from sci-Fi moviemovies?

Portals-n-pizza: No like chat gpt

Tallest turtle ever: YALL HAVE A.I?!?!??!?!?

Bootyshaker9000: yes? What year is it 2018?

Pizzalver: yal ar from 2018????

Spikey totoro: No it's 2024 what year do you think it is?

Pizzalver: it 2012 wtf

Mystic Mike: wate does that mean you don't know any brain rot terms????

Portals-n-pizza: like gyat or rizzler, Ohio skibbid???

Shut up: what the absolute fuck did you just say?

Mystic Mike: ohhhh this is hilarious idc if yall r lieing
Spikey totoro: can we not cuss?

Bootyshaker9000: i still need more proof

Tallest turtle ever: uhh here this should be enough: a video starts with a tall mutant turtle in a purple bandana he stands from his chair and waves to the camera the video ends.

Spikey totoro: Donnie don't you have an ai finder thingy?

Tallest turtle ever: HOW CAN THAT BE AI???

Portals-n-pizza: idk man theve gotten pritty good

Mystic Mike: DONT YOU DARE EVER SAY THWT AI IS GOOD THE RE STELEINF FROM ARTISHT!!! >:(>:*$^#,#;

Pizzalver: it am so lost

Shut up: Shut up Mike your constantly lost

Bootyshaker9000: HOLLLY SHIT I RAN IT THROUGH SHELDONS SOFTWARE AND HE SAID IT WAS REAL BDZHGDNDJDGD THER NOT FAKEINF IT!!!!

Spikey totoro: can we stop swearing p.s daym you guys are small.

Shut up: who the fuck are you calling small I'm probably taller than you.

Portals-n-pizza: No yur nst

Bootyshaker9000: How the hell did you make this chat group??

Tallest turtle ever: do you want me to dm you privately?

Bootyshaker9000: yes

Captan Ryan: huh it'd be nice to talk to more turtle mutants that don't shout "TURTLE POWER" every five seconds

Mystic Mike: daym what did we do to deserve that?

Captan Ryan: what did i say something wrong?

Portals-n-pizza: uhhh you called us a slur??

Shut up: wtf mutants is a slur now?

Spikey totoro: yeah it is always has been is it not in your world?

Captan Ryan: I'm confused who is who can we all say are names?? I'm Leo btw

Pizzalver: I'm mikey

Portals-n-pizza: also Leo

Tallest turtle ever: Donnie here

Shut up: Raph

Spikey totoro: I'm the other raph

Bootyshaker9000: also Donatello

Mystic Mike: AND MIKEY AT YOUR SIVRES

Portals-n-pizza: Mike have you taken yur pills today?

Mystic Mike: uhhh i mieve forgit.... along with eating hehehe?

Portals-n-pizza: oh you better start running

Portals-n-pizza: went offline

Mystic Mike: help

Tallest turtle ever: uhhh what just happened?

Spikey totoro: mikey forgot to take his meds again and now Leo is hunting him down.

Captan Ryan: since when do turtles need meds?

Bootyshaker9000: this is getting side tracked I have so much I want to ask

Spikey totoro: hold up don i have some serous stuff
Judging from all your scars in that photo you guys have been through some pretty bad battles right?

Bootyshaker9000: raph where are you going with this?

Captan Ryan: yes, we have fought some formidable enemies

Spikey totoro: have you fought the kraang?

Bootyshaker9000: RAPH WHAT THE FUCK LEO AND MIKEY ARE IN THIS CHAT!!!!!>:(

Spikey totoro: I know that's why I'm asking, so have you?

Tallest turtle ever: ...yes we have but we defeated them years ago. Why dose this matter

Spikey totoro: don't mention them. EVER I mean it.
Donnie can you delete these messages

Bootyshaker9000: on it

Bootyshaker9000: deleted 9 messages

Portals-n-pizza: uhh don what's with the deleted messages?

Bootyshaker9000: No reason my inferior twin

Chapter 2

Notes:

*words* = translation

Key
12 Mikey: Pizzalver / Michaelangelo 22
12 Raph: Shut up / Raphael 20
12 Leo: Captan Ryan / Leonardo 20
12 Donnie: Tallest turtle ever / Donatello 20

18 Mikey: Mystic Mike / Mikey/Michael/Angelo/Mike 15
18 Raph: Spikey totoro / Raph 18
18 Leo: Portals-n-pizza / Leo/Nardo/Leon 16
18 Donnie: Bootyshaker9000 / Donnie/Don 16

Chaos

 

Tallest turtle ever: since no one answered any questions yesterday. I thought we could make it into a game so none of us get side tracked.

Portals-n-pizza: I'm listening

Tallest turtle ever: one of us will ask a question about your universe then one of you guys can as us a question

Captan Ryan: and we can go by age youngest to oldest in asking the questions

Bootyshaker9000: makes sense and we could do no follow up questions so we don't go on rants

Pizzalver: allow me to start us off... what is your favorite pizza topping??

Spikey totoro: uhh i thought we were doing serious questions but alright it's bacon btw

Mystic Mike: of coyrse tgis is a serus quesion. I love a good Hawaiian pizza prsinaly

Portals-n-pizza: it second mikeys statement me gusta olives

*me gusta = I like*

Bootyshaker9000: aside from my brothers disgusting choices for toppings plain cheese is my favorite.

Mystic Mike: MY TURN!!! Uhhjhghh wjats thr wirdst villqin yall haev fouht?

Captan Ryan: probably the sentient mushrooms that caused you to see your worst night-mare

Tallest turtle ever: my turn since we gave you a picture of us can we see a picture of all of you?

Spikey totoro: idk, Leo you up for it?

Portals-n-pizza: yeah maybe one from before the hole situation

Shut up: what does that mean?

Bootyshaker9000: this one's from a few months ago. The picture shows four turtles smiling at the camera one has a purple bandana with sharpied on eyebrows another has a blue mask with red cresent marks over his eyes. The last two are a little behind one on top of the others shoulders he is small with an orange mask and yellow markings the other is a lot larger with a spikey shell and a slightly torn red bandana.

Pizzalver: holy crap your raph is huge!!!! Doesn't he look liekn slash?

Shut up: i guess he dose a little bit

Captan Ryan: why do you all look different?

Bootyshaker9000: wait your turn other Leo. My question is simple how old are you?

Captan Ryan: all of us are 20 why?

Portals-n-pizza: holy shit you guys are old!

Shut up: what do you mean old???

Bootyshaker9000: is that your question?

Shut up: no. Why is your mikeys spelling so bad. It's worse than yesterday

Mystic Mike: it a bd gands fay:(

Shut up: what the hell did you just say?

Bootyshaker9000: allow me to translate. He said that it's a "Bad hands day"TM.

Captan Ryan: what's a bad hands day?

Spikey totoro: Leo, mikey?

Portals-n-pizza: as litte as possible

Mystic Mike: im coll

Captan Ryan: what's going on?

Bootyshaker9000: lets just say that because of our last major battle mikeys hands shake. Some days are worse than others.

Captan Ryan: Alright, why do all of you look so different?

Portals-n-pizza: cuz were all diff species of turtle I'm a red eard slider, dons a spikey soft shell, raphs a alligator snaping, and big mans a box turtle.

Bootyshaker9000: you guys seem to be a type of box turtle but I'm not sure.

Portals-n-pizza: My question now are you guys Hamato?

Pizzalver: yup master splinter traind us to fallow the ways of thr hamto clan

Captan Ryan: wait are you not the oldest??

Bootyshaker9000: interesting

Spikey totoro: No that's raphs job

Captan Ryan: hahaha haha who knew there was a universe where RAPH is the oldest. Next your gonna tell me he was the leader to?

Portals-n-pizza: he was... untill a few months ago.

Shut up: WHAT?!?!?

Notes:

Ooo there learning more...

Chapter 3

Notes:

Key
12 Mikey: Pizzalver 22
12 Raph: Shut up 20
12 Leo: Captan Ryan 20
12 Donnie: Tallest turtle ever 20

18 Mikey: Mystic Mike 15
18 Raph: Spikey totoro 18
18 Leo: Portals-n-pizza 16
18 Donnie: Bootyshaker9000 16

CHAOS

 

Portals-n-pizza: RIP this chat

Pizzalver: nah man I'm still here

Captan Ryan: where have you guys been?
It's been like three days.

Mystic Mike: our dad had some trouble we had to help him with. Leo's just grumpy he had to save him.

Portals-n-pizza: HE THRUE ME OFF A ROOF!! Also he is not MY dad.

Tallest turtle ever: why did your splinter throw Leo off a roof?

Bootyshaker9000: No it's was Draxum

Captan Ryan: who's draxum and why is he your dad but not leos and why did he throw Leo off a roof?

Mystic Mike: Draxum or Barron Draxum is the guy that made us. He is our fad leos just bein salty. And he thrw Leo off r roof to get some oozskitos (ooz+muscitos)

Pizzalver: wait he MADE you as in you guys whernt an accident?

Bootyshaker9000: you where an accident? And yes we where made on purpose.

Portals-n-pizza: i whould rather go back to the prison dimension then let him be my dad.

Spikey totoro: ..... leo

Mystic Mike: raph do we need Dr. delicate touch or Dr. feelings?

Bootyshaker9000: Dr. delicate touch

Spikey totoro: i second the Dr.

Shut up: whats going on?

Portals-n-pizza: Mike I'm sorry.

Mystic Mike: LEO YOU GOTTA STOP MAKEN JOKES LIKE THIA. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF RAPH SAIS HE WHOULD RATHRR BE POSESED AGIN???? im scheduling anoth r therapy session. What happend to you was not somethinf to joke about. I dont joke avout my hands. Don dosnt joke about his shell. I also KNOW you are still blaming yur self for this so we gotta talk about that to.

Pizzalver: Dann what happend to you guys?

Shut up: mikey what the hell?

Captan Ryan: no he's right what happend?

Portals-n-pizza: YOU don't need to know.
mikey you can't say anything I've seen you practicing when raph and don aren't looking. Don't even start on me.

Spikey totoro: mikey... is this true?

Mystic Mike: went offline

Bootyshaker9000: that litte shit

Bootyshaker9000: went offline

Pizzalver: once again what happend?

Portals-n-pizza: i don't want to be here for this

Portals-n-pizza: went offline

Spikey totoro: do you really want to know?

Shut up: yes.

Tallest turtle ever: yeah

Spikey totoro: ugh I don't know how much I should say idk

Captan Ryan: was it the krang?

Spikey totoro: ... yeah but that's all I should say for now. Really leo should be telling you guys this.

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"What.... happened to them?" Mikey says to break the silence. All of his brothers where sitting on the kitchen table. None of them had realized how different their alternates whould be. First it was leo not being the oldest then raph of all people being the leader. All of them where different species. And from how they talked they had very different personality's from him and his brothers.

"I-i don't know." They all knew it was the krang but they sounded or talked like they where really traumatized

"The krang were never that bad." Donnie said shaking his head at the table. They didn't know he reminded himself. Two years in dimension X really makes it clear how bad the krang could get. Other Leo had talked about a 'prison dimension' he wondered if they where the same.

"If I hadn't known better I whould have thought it was the Triceratons." Leo said.

"And what was other leo saying about other mikey 'practicing'" raph says putting air quotes around practicing.

"I dont know." Leo says again.

Notes:

Written part jump scare!

Ooooo dimension X mentioned lets see how that turns out.

I think some of the rise boys might be a litte ooc but ehh

P.s I'm kinda flyin off the seat of my pants (or however that saying gose) so if you have any ideas that whould be very appreciated.

Chapter 4

Notes:

Hiii so I didn't like the way this chapter ended so I rewrote it. This will change the plot quite a lot but ehh it'll make it easier to write later on. :) soo yeah!

Key
12 Mikey: Pizzalver / Michaelangelo 22
12 Raph: Shut up / Raphael 20
12 Leo: Captan Ryan / Leonardo 20
12 Donnie: Tallest turtle ever / Donatello 20

18 Mikey: Mystic Mike / Mikey 15
18 Raph: Spikey totoro / Raph 18
18 Leo: Portals-n-pizza / Leo 16
18 Donnie: Bootyshaker9000 / Donnie 16

Tallest turtle ever: created a chat

Tallest turtle ever: re named the chat mikey madness

Tallest turtle ever: left the chat

Pizzalver: thanks donie

Mystic Mike: yo watcha need?

Pizzalver: ima get right into this. Something happend to you guys and obviously none of you healed probably.

Mystic Mike: ... yeah i haven't been doing rhe best job as Dr. Feelings

Pizzalver: pushing aside the fact that you think that you are oblygated to help them when you are so very obviously hurting two. If yall don't talk about what happend you will never heal.

Mystic Mike: it know that how do you think i got the Dr. Title. But they just won't talk. Its so frustrating

Pizzalver: WAIT YOU ACTUALLY ARE A DOCTOR??? sorry neverminf this is getting side tracked.

Mystic Mike: yeag what do you actualy want?

Pizzalver: how about a deal you tell me what happend an i tell you somethinf that happend to me.

Mystic Mike: ok.... but I'm only telling you what happend to me. Thats it.

Pizzalver: ive never told this to any one. EVER. P.s T.w the krang.

Mystic Mike: it new raph was hiding something from m us. He told you guys something didnf he?

Pizzalver: its not my place to tell but yes he did warn us. Can I get back to my story now?

Mystic Mike: yes go ahead, sorry

Pizzalver: a couple years back my best friend got taken by the krang. He got trapped in a different dimentikn diemtion X. Fot weeks we didn't know what happend to him. The others didnt care all that much cuz he was kinda dangrous. So when we got a call from him I jumped at the opperunity to save him litteraly. Donnie had opend a portal to the other dimenton. And I jumped in. Cuz of wired dimentionl stuff time whent faster in dimension X. What my brothers experenced was thirty seconds before thy jumped in after me. I was there for two years.

Mystic Mike: holy shit how have you not told them??

Pizzalver: other stuff happend right after and I have just kept putting it off.

Mystic Mike: Dam

Pizzalver: now it's your turn. Tell me as much as you can.

Mystic Mike: uhh ok so. My worlds k-words where really powerfull. Like REALY powerful. It took almost all we had to beat them. And instead the end we really didnt beat them. just... trapped them somewhere else. To get the K-word to the somewhere eles one of my brothers had to... trap it there with him. And he did he --- the k-word is never coming back. The other two are gone aswell. But to get my brother back i had to use powers i never used before. I opend a portl to another dimenton with my hands! But my body wasnt and isnt very happy with using that much Mystic energy at onece. For thr first time to. I only kno about them from someone else. But in the end i got my brother out. My hands shake and burn some days are worse than others. Donnie says it has some thing to do with nerv damag. But idk

Pizzalver: holy shit yall have been through some much more. If THAT is what you k-words are like than I can't even emagine your shreder.

Mystic Mike: oh shreeder wznt that bad shure we had to fight it for three days straight but ehh. We beat it like a few days agter it got concesness.

Pizzalver: what the fuck do you mean IT and GOT CONSINESS?????

Mystic Mike: uhh yeah it was just like a crazy sute of amor untill we freed our gram-gram. Then it got it's "sole" back.

Pizzalver: i am so confused. Jus6 real quick how old r u guys?

Mystic Mike: oh I'm 15 don and leo are both 16 and raphs 18 why?

Pizzalver: one more question how long ago did the shreeder happen?

Mystic Mike: uhh like 3 thrreeish years ago? Onec again why?

Pizzalver: ok umm give me a bit ill be right back

Pizzalver: went offline

Mystic Mike: uhh ok?

 

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Calmly he put down his phone walked to his bed and screamed into the mattress as loud as he could.

A few seconds later leo ran into the room. "What the heck was that?" He said frantically.

"Twelve" Mikey responded.

"What?" Leo questioned.

"He was fucking twelve and fighting the SHREDER for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT, not hours, days leo." He turned and sat on the bed head in his hands.

"No... no thats.... not" Leo said still standing near the door.

"He told me himself. Not only are there kraang the most fucked up EVER. Apparently there shredder is like a suit of evil demon armor and it got WORSE when it got it's CONSCIOUSNESS BACK!!"

"Dont- dont swear." Leo mumbled.

"No leo I don't think you get it. From how he made it sound there where only THREE kraang. Let that sink in. Only three and they did that much damage."

"Uhgg why is mikey screaming at this early in the morning? Shouldn't you be making breakfast." Raph grumbled rubbing his eyes in the door way.

"Sorry I couldn't make breakfast raph but I'm a bit busy." Mikey yelled. Why was he getting mad? It want raphs fault that the other dimension was insane.

"You... you said he opend a portal how?" Leo asked completely ignoring raphs confused expression.

"Hell should I know he kept saying stuff like 'mystic' and powers cuz also apparently this was also the FIRST FUCKING TIME HES DONE THIS!!" Mikey practically screamed this at leo.

"Ok can someone explain please?" Raph said stepping forward.

"I send you guys the screenshots later. I'm tired." Mikey groaned.

"No your doing this now. Send them over." Raph demanded

"Fine." He pulled out his phone and took a screenshot careful to crop out the part where he talked about dimension X. After a few seconds he sent them over.

"There you happy?" He said looking to raph. His brothers confirmation came in a quick nod. Finally he stood up and walked out of the room leaving leo and raph alone. He had something to ask donnie.

Notes:

Oooooo it's getting more intense. I wonder what will happen next?

On a less serious note it is so hard to not put my speech mannerisms into the characters. Like I say 'yall' so much and I'm not even from the south! I just say it!

Chapter 5

Notes:

I was gonna post this last night but my parental controls lock me out at 10 :(. I hope you like it :D
Mostly just fluf today!

 

Key
12 Mikey: Pizzalver / Michaelangelo 22
12 Raph: Shut up / Raphael 20
12 Leo: Captan Ryan / Leonardo 20
12 Donnie: Tallest turtle ever / Donatello 20

18 Mikey: Mystic Mike / Mikey/ Angie 15
18 Raph: Spikey totoro / Raph 18
18 Leo: Portals-n-pizza / Leo 16
18 Donnie: Bootyshaker9000 / Donnie 16

CHAOS

Portals-n-pizza: hey so sorry about flipping out a couple days ago. I was just stressed

Mystic Mike: leo...

Portals-n-pizza: No sorry I shouldn't make excuses. I'm sorry

Captan Ryan: it's cool little me we shouldn'tve pried.

Portals-n-pizza: yeah, but anyways how Is everyone else?

Pizzalver: im surviving

Shut up: I'm doen fucken amazing!

Tallest turtle ever: ehh a little tiered but overall good

Spikey totoro: what's wrong other mike?

Pizzalver: ehh little me?

Mystic Mike: first of all I am not little and second off all can I tell them first?

Pizzalver: yup then ill explain

Spikey totoro: mike what did you do

Bootyshaker9000: yes Angelo please explain.

Mystic Mike: oof all eye on me no heheh?

Portals-n-pizza: mikey what did you do?

Mystic Mike: it told other mike about MY expernce with the k-words.
And before you freak out i only to them about what happend to me. Thats it.

Portals-n-pizza: and WHY FOR FUCKS SAKE WHOULD YOU TELL THEM THAT?!?!??!

Pizzalver: It was an exchange of infourmation. Some thinf traumaik that happend to me for something traumatik that happend to him.

Shut up: what "traumatic" thing did you tell him. You've probably been through the least out of all of us.

Mystic Mike: wait your still havent told thrm??

Pizzalver: that was not part of the deal and you knwo it.

Captan Ryan: mikey what are you talking about. What did you tell him that you haven't told us?

Pizzalver: its none of yur bisnus

Spikey totoro: ok aside from that family drama it still doesn't explain why yur sad.

Pizzalver: oh yeah i realized how fucked up your world is liek hoky soht.

Bootyshaker9000: wow ok can you give an example?

Pizzalver: idk liek mabey how your mieky was THERTEEN AND FIGHTING THE SHREDER FOR THREE DAYS???

Mystic Mike: oh yeah i forgot about that hehehe

Portals-n-pizza: oh yeah wasnt that the fist time you thure somethinf tat big mike?

Mystic Mike: oh yeah! The boat!

Captan Ryan: please tell me this was like a toy boat or a canoe.

Bootyshaker9000: nope it was a container ship. Specifically a C.S.C.L globe.

Shut up: how the fuck did he do that at thirteen?

Mystic Mike: its in the name bro. Btw i am going by she/ they today. :)

Spikey totoro: oop sorry Angie. Have you changed the wight board yet or am I stupid?

Mystic Mike: no I havent even gotten out of bead yet.

Shut up: sorry HOW THE FUCK DID SHE DO THAT AT THERTEEN????

Bootyshaker9000: my running theory is that Angie's mystic chains slightly alter the gravity of the object they are holding that is why she is able to lift and throw such heavy things.

Shut up: i dont believe it yall where asking for so much evidence now it's your turn.

Mystic Mike: no don it doesnt change the gravity at all yo girls gust THAT BUFF. 💪💪💪💪💪 p.s dosnt raph have a video of the building or no.

Bootyshaker9000: dw i got a video of the boat
Video: the camera is flying through the air all of a sudden a glowing yellow chain shoots towards a cargo boat. It wraps about the ship and lifts it into the air. Then it's shooting towards a large suit of armor. The video cuts off abruptly with a loud thunk.

Mystic Mike: see i told yall I can throw a boat. :) hold up gimme a sec.

Shut up: uhh ok. Btw I still don't believe you.

Mystic Mike: what about with this?
Picture: the picture shows two turtles one is holding the larger one over her head. The smaller one has large yellow spots on her body and face she also has colorful stickers on her plasteron and a large poof of curly black hair. The larger turtle is curled into himself in the air he has a large spikey shell and scales. The two turtles have matching glass like scars running up there arms but while the smaller ones continue to both of there shoulders the larger ones end at his right arms elbow. Both turtles are smiling at the camera.

Pizzalver: holy chalupa how is your raph YGAT big?? AND HIW DO YOU AHEVE HAURRRE?????

Mystic Mike: i feel like your missing the point.

Shut up: no thats fake you cant possibly be that small and that strong. Also how do you have hair?

Spikey totoro: no she's is that strong. I can vouch

Shut up: yeah i still dont believe it.

Portals-n-pizza: don you better Finnish that portal soon I wanna see thas fight in person. Twenty bucks angie can beat tiny raph

Tallest turtle ever: wait your working on a portal?

Bootyshaker9000: yes and I do believe we should have it finished soon. Angie just needs to stop using her Mystic powers so much.

Mystic Mike: uhhhgg but saving up Mystic energy makes the hand shaking worse.

Portals-n-pizza: sorry Angie but if we ever want to see these lesser versions of us both of us gotta save up.

Tallest turtle ever: ok what are you guys taking about do you have magic??? Also please explain the hair you are reptiles.

Spikey totoro: yeah so we all have powers. Don can summon machines. Leo's the portal master. I can make constructs of my self and mike can basically do anything.

Mystic Mike: yeah and there all powered by our ninpo the magical conection between us thas powere by our Hamato since. Except for me cuz I got liek a combo of yokki powers and hamato junck hence the ✨️hair✨️

Pizzalver: i am so confused.

Captan Ryan: i think I get it but over all thats realy cool! But does this mean that you are like actually Hamato weren't you just adopted by master splinter?

Bootyshaker9000: yes we where made using the DNA of lou Jitsu or our sweet papa.

Captan Ryan: is your father not Hamato yoshi?

Spikey totoro: hold on lemmi go ask him
Yup he's gotten alot of names over the years but his original one is hamato yoshi

Tallest turtle ever: then why did you call him lou jitsu?

Portals-n-pizza: cuz thats his actor name when he was human.

Captan Ryan: he was an actor???
Ok can you explain like your entire origin story please.

Bootyshaker9000: yeah so our papa lou is originaly from Japan but moved to the states in hos mid twenty's. From there he made action movies and became a celebrity. Then he met big mama and they started dating untill she kidnapped him revealing that she was actually a spider yoki . She then forced him to fight in her battle nexus untill he refused to fight anymore. He then got kidnapped by Barron Draxum and he used lou's DNA to make us. Draxum made us to wipe out the human race but our papa saved us. And the rest is history.

Pizzalver: holy crap thats alota reading. Gimmi a sec

Captan Ryan: WAIT YOU WHERE MADE TO WIPE OUT THE HUMAN RACE????!?!??!

Portals-n-pizza: oh yeah Barry found a prophecy that said something something all yoki's where in trouble so he assumed humans where gonna destroy them. We think the prophecy was eather about shread head or the k-words.

Tallest turtle ever: my question now what are yoki?

Portals-n-pizza: uhh there like mutants but they where born that way.
Any more questions?

Shut up: yeah other mikey never really explained how he got hair.

Bootyshaker9000: she goes by Angie when using she/they pronouns

Shut up: oh shit sorry.

Mystic Mike: no your cool.

Notes:

Not me casuly putting in gender fluid Mikey.

Yeah :P hope you liked it

Notes:

Hehehehe :p i hope you like it i am thinking of writing more but don't really have a plan :P

Uhhh yeah