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11 June 2023
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hi, how are you?
i had a really nice time talking to you yesterday
thank you again
Who is this?
right sorry
it’s oscar
Oscar?
from yesterday night?
at dolce notte?
Sorry, who do you think I am?
wait
you are not alex, right?
Sorry mate I think you have a wrong number
oh
fuck i’m sorry
didn’t mean to bother you
Don’t worry mate
must have made a mistake when i wrote the number down
Hmm
If you say so…
18 June 2023
hey again
i know that you probably don’t care at all haha
but i think you were onto something
apparently she thought we were not a good match
so she gave me a fake number 👍🏻
she said that she didn't want to hurt me
Yeah, I guessed…
It happens all the time mate
Nothing to be embarrassed or sad about
So don’t feel too bad about this
i’m fine
thanks mate
and sorry again
Nevermind
24 June 2023
Hi, not to be creepy or anything, but did you mean Dolce Notte in London? There is a bartender in here called Alex…
yeah it must be her
i swear i'll never set foot in that pub again for the rest of my life
Noo, you should totally go again
To show her you are happy or whatever
definitely not happy or whatever
Nevermind
that is really unsettling tho
What?
you being at dolce notte
or just you being in london apparently
9 million people live in London mate
yeah but it's still strange
why are you there?
if i can ask of course
Birthday party
yours?
My sister’s
oh, happy birthday to her then
Thanks
logan
27 June 2023
hey mate
are you alright?
haven’t heard from you all day
yes mate
dw
i’m fine
had a shitton of homework to do 😭
okay
dinner together?
of course
gonna buy cookies
👍🏻
30 June 2023
logan
why are there 15 pints of milk in the fridge? 😭
we leave in 3 days
there is no way we can drink all that milk
speak for urself
coward
…
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22 July 2023
hey there
sorry to bother you but have you been to dolce notte recently?
feel free not to answer if you find any of this odd
Is this for Alex?
yeah…
Do you not have friends? 😂
yes i do have friends thank you
i just don’t want them to know about my stupid crush
But you told me
because i don't know you..?
I don’t get it
Anyway, yes
I’ve been two or three times I reckon but I have not seen her, I’m sorry
hmm okay
thanks mate
cheers
You’re welcome
lando
27 July 2023
mate
cant believe u leave while im here :(
will be back
eventually
do you need milk by any chance?
tf?
no?
y?
nevermind
28 July 2023
went to ur huose to take the hoodie i left last time
did u want to poison me mate???
what?
crikey
u wanted me to drink milk that expired 1 month ago??
also ur fridge smells awful
gl with the cleanimg when u come back ;)
seems like a job for logan
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15 August 2023
Mate, I’m sorry to be the bearer of such sorrow but you can definitely say goodbye to Alex
um?
My friend Charles very much likes her
so?
Aaand she totally likes him back
ah
are they going out together?
I’m afraid they are doing much more than that, my friend…
cool
what’s his ig?
No way
I’m not going to give a stranger my friend’s IG
You could be a serial killer
what
i mean yeah you can never be too sure i guess?
but i can assure you that i’m not one??
That didn’t assure me at all
I’m actually more creeped out than before
my bad
sorry
23 August 2023
hey, i just realized i’ve never asked for your name
you don’t need to tell me if you don’t want but we have been chatting for about 3 months and i feel like i’ve been a bit rude
I don't want to tell you, sorry
okay
it’s totally fine
i understand
Jajajaja
I'm joking man
I'm Carlos
…
is that a laughter in spanish?
Yes…
why are you laughing in spanish?
Because I'm Spanish, cabrón
mate
wtf does cabrón mean
Don't worry about it, Oscar
It's what we say to our friends in Spain
nice
wait are we friends?
I feel like I don't know you enough
but it would be cool
I don’t know
Mr. “I could absolutely be a serial killer but I swear I am not one”
sorry that was really out of pocket
i can see it know
Thank God
27 August 2023
I was checking out the meaning of cabrón
doesn't look like a friendly expression to me 🤨
Cabrón (affectionate)
Is that better?
that could work
28 August 2023
Are you there?
yes?
Awesome
I need a quick advice
No one is answering me and I have to go out
Blue or black?
Trousers
it depends??
with what are you gonna wear them
[photo]
this shirt
wow that definitely costs more than my university degree
It’s an Armani
So?
photos of the trousers pretty please
Ugh
[photo]
[photo]
Please I’m so late you can’t even imagine
black
Thank you Oscar 🙏🏻
I own you one
no problem
need you to explain where you are going dressed like the most elegant James Bond i’ve ever seen
29 August 2023
Thanks again mate
It was for a work dinner
boring
Yeah I hate those things but I can’t miss them unfortunately
why?
Well my dad is the CEO of the firm but he lives in Spain
And when he is not around I’m his second-in-command
So not much I can do about it 😅
it’s cool tho
being the boss
what’s your job about?
I’m a management engineer
Nothing really cool about it jajaja
you get to wear an armani so it can’t be that bad
Yeah, I guess so
lando
31 August 2024
can you water the plants mate?
u mean the dead plants in the hallway?
sure thing mate
cool
what do u say to sm doing u a favor?
don’t overwater them
wanker