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The day had started about as ordinary as any day in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way. Shang Qinghua was in the process of trying to guide Cucumber Bro to a rare plant that he wanted to study. Privately, it brought Shang Qinghua an insane amount of joy that Shen Qingqiu cared so much about the world he had lovingly crafted in-between writing shitty porn to satisfy the majority of his readers. Shang Qinghua honestly found the way Shen Qingqiu's eyes would light up whenever he got the opportunity to see a rare plant or monster up close before he would launch into an explanation of why exactly he thought that particular plant or animal was interesting. In his previous life, before he got electrocuted, he had always looked forward to each new Peerless Cucumber comment. They may have been mean, but he would always offer words of praise on his world-building as well as on some of his character writing. It had always felt as though Peerless Cucumber cared about the story Shang Qinghua had wanted to tell before he had started to sell out to afford to live, and for that alone, he had adored his comments. Since their trek to find the Sun-Moon Dew Mushroom, Shang Qinghua had taken Shen Qingqiu to find several more rare plants and some non-dangerous rare monsters. Hence their trek through the forest to find yet another rare plant that Shang Qinghua had made up for one chapter somewhere in the middle of Proud Immortal Demon Way with curative properties that Cucumber Bro wanted to bring back for Mu Qingfang.
It was as they trekked through the forest, a peaceful and comfortable silence between them, that disaster struck. Shen Qingqiu tripped over an exposed tree root and fell into a small patch of flowers that looked similar to amaryllis flowers, but, considering the world they were in, couldn't be just amaryllis flowers. And now Shen Qingqiu was covered in the pollen from this plant that could have any properties, but, considering the context of Proud Immortal Demon Way, was likely going to be something sexual. And, unsurprisingly, Shang Qinghua turned out to be right as he watched his friend's body slowly change until it became apparent that this particular plant's pollen had turned Cucumber Bro female. The sight of his friend's newly female form finally jogged Shang Qinghua's memory and he was able to ascertain that this was a flower he had created, but eventually scrapped the concept for, called the Xìngbié Gǎibiàn Flower. A name that was a bit on the nose, yes, but it was not like his readers, who were mostly there for the sex scenes, would've cared.
Shen Qingqiu gazed down at his newly-female body in horror. "Airplane, please tell me there's a cure for this that isn't dual cultivation."
"So the bad news is that there isn't any way to cure it other than dual cultivation. The good news is that it's not something that specifically requires dual cultivation with a Heavenly Demon to cure unlike Without-A-Cure," Shang Qinghua answered his friend's unasked question, aware that Cucumber Bro was not going to like his answer.
"Fuck," Shen Qingqiu cursed. "So am I just going to have to live as a woman for the rest of my life then? Who on earth am I meant to dual cultivate with? I can't ask Liu-shidi or Zhangmen-shixiong, I don't have the face for that."
"I'll dual cultivate with you," Shang Qinghua offered.
"You?" Shen Qingqiu asked, incredulous.
"Technically, this is my fault since it's the world I created and I'm here besides that. So why not me?" Shang Qinghua retorted.
He watched as Shen Qingqiu thought it over carefully, weighing the pros and cons of dual cultivating with him, before coming to his conclusion. "Fine. But me doing this with you doesn't make me gay."
Privately, Shang Qinghua thought that Shen Qingqiu clarifying that this didn't make him gay pointed to the idea that his friend was gay and in denial, but he wasn't going to say that out loud. Instead, he responded with, "If you say so, bro. And if you suddenly change your mind, just ask me to stop and I will."
Shen Qingqiu's face flushed even deeper, if that was possible, as he nodded his understanding. Carefully, Shang Qinghua moved towards him, going slow in an attempt not to startle his friend too badly. The forest wasn't an ideal place to be doing this, but he knew Shen Qingqiu wouldn't want anyone else to see him like this, so it would have to do. Once he was at his friend's side, he allowed Shen Qingqiu to wipe the pollen off of his hands and onto his clothes and then helped him up. He guided his friend over to a small clearing they had passed shortly before this entire ordeal and settled down in the grass. If they were going to do this in the forest, they were at least going to do this in a comfortable spot.
"We should start by taking our clothes off," Shang Qinghua asserted, almost positive Cucumber Bro was a virgin, both in this life and their previous one. He was determined to guide his friend through this experience with minimal headache and hopefully lots of pleasure.
"Right," Shen Qingqiu shifted uncomfortably and pulled at his clothes nervously.
Shang Qinghua slowly began to disrobe, keeping an eye on how his bro was shifting nervously. He knew Shen Qingqiu likely felt uncomfortable in his female form, but Shang Qinghua hoped that he could at least make the experience of getting his male body back a pleasant one. He stripped down to his innermost layer of robes and paused, glancing at Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu, who was nervously fumbling to get his robes off. Shang Qinghua decided to be of assistance, pushing Shen Qingqiu’s hands away from his robes. Methodically, he assisted in removing Shen Qingqiu’s robes, careful not to get any of the pollen on him, lest he end up with a female body too. If that happened they'd truly be fucked and have to ask for help from an outside party. Eventually, Shen Qingqiu was laid bare, and he immediately flushed red, his thin face giving away how shy he truly was. He quickly moved to cover his breasts with his arms, embarrassed, as Shang Qinghua removed his final inner layer.
“So, how do we, like, do this?” Shen Qingqiu mumbled his question awkwardly, face flushed a pretty pink that ran down his neck and onto his chest. His, currently, incredibly voluptuous chest. He was such a shy virgin and Shang Qinghua found it adorable. It was refreshing to see Cucumber Bro so unbalanced and out of his element and it gave Shang Qinghua a rush of pleasure to be the one to see him like this. The one who was going to take his virginity. Suddenly, Shang Qinghua kinda wanted to know if his bro would cry from pleasure. Shen Qingqiu would look so beautiful, all teary-eyed and desperate.
“I'll take the lead, since I'm the one here with experience. All you have to do is sit there, look pretty and let me make you feel good,” Shang Qinghua answered confidently, satisfied at the way Shen Qingqiu turned red at his words.
Shang Qinghua started out slow, not wanting to startle his friend. His poor virginal friend, who, technically, was currently a delicate maiden, needed to be coaxed into his pleasure delicately. And then Shang Qinghua was going to ruin him. He was going to make Cucumber Bro cum so hard he saw stars and, more importantly, he’d get all teary-eyed too.
Maintaining eye contact, Shang Qinghua leaned in and gave Shen Qingqiu a chaste kiss, tilting his chin up so he'd be forced to look Shang Qinghua in the eyes. He leaned back in and kissed Cucumber Bro again and again, chaste at first and then more insistently. He bit his friend’s bottom lip insistently, slipping his tongue in when they parted. He kissed Shen Qingqiu more insistently, one hand moving to twine in his hair and the other sat firmly on his bro’s waist. He tugged lightly at Shen Qingqiu’s hair, and much to Shang Qinghua’s shock and satisfaction, he let out a high, keening sound. He kissed Cucumber Bro until they were both out of breath and then pulled back to look at the expression on his bro’s face. He looked as though he was feeling nice already and Shang Qinghua had only just gotten started. He stared at Shen Qingqiu's kiss-swollen lips, considering going back in for another taste, but decided against it. It was time to kick it up a notch.
He used the firm grip he had on his bro’s hair to get him to tilt his neck so that Shang Qinghua could get a better angle to do what he wanted. He began to trail open mouthed kisses down his neck, keeping a tight hold on Shen Qingqiu's hair that had him whimpering. Finally, he had Peerless Cucumber at his mercy and he was going to savor every moment of it, while still making sure his friend’s first time felt good. He stopped his ministrations for a moment, laving his tongue over where Shen Qingqiu's neck met his shoulder, before biting down there, hard, and pulling Shen Qingqiu's hair as hard as he could at the same time. The unholy scream of pleasure that came out of his bro’s mouth was practically pornographic. Shang Qinghua wanted to hear that sound again and again, knowing he was the one pulling them from Shen Qingqiu.
He began biting everywhere he could reach across Shen Qingqiu's shoulders and collarbones, accompanying each bite was a tug at his bro’s luscious, thick hair. After each bite, he would soothe over the mark with his tongue before moving on to the next one. He was enamored with the choked off moan and little whimpers and whines he was pulling out of his friend. Finally, he stopped for a moment over the hollow of Shen Qingqiu's throat, breathing on it. He began to kitten lick it easily as he kept a firm grasp on Shen Qingqiu's hair. Then, just as he felt Cucumber Bro let his guard down, he tugged at his hair as hard as he could and bit down on the hollow of his throat. He heard and felt the vibrations of the scream of pleasure that left Shen Qingqiu's lips.
When he pulled back to admire his handiwork, Shang Qinghua saw, with a sick sense of satisfaction, a teary eyed Shen Qingqiu looking back at him, lips parted slightly in ecstasy. He looked thoroughly debauched, marked up in such a way that Shen Qingqiu wouldn't be able to hide when they returned to Cang Qiong Mountain Sect. The idea of everyone knowing that he had taken Shen Qingqiu's virginity filled him with a wicked sort of glee. He, Shang Qinghua, who they all looked down on, got to do the thing Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan could only dream of being allowed. He alone would have the satisfaction of what Shen Qingqiu looked like in the throes of pleasure, of hearing all the little sounds he made while Shang Qinghua pleasured him. Only he would have the pleasure of taking the virginity of his biggest anti-fan and closest friend. Shang Qinghua was going to make it his mission, here and now, to fuck Shen Qingqiu so good he was ruined for anyone else.
He turned his attention further down Cucumber Bro’s body to his new breasts, hanging heavy where his pecs would normally be. He took his left hand from Shen Qingqiu's waist and started lightly massaging one of his bro’s breasts. He watched in startled satisfaction as Cucumber Bro’s breathing immediately stuttered. It appeared that this version of the Xìngbié Gǎibiàn Flower did the same as the one he created and made the sex organs particularly sensitive. He stopped massaging his friend’s breast and instead thumbed over his nipple gently, only to be met with a high pitched whine of pleasure. It appeared that Shen Qingqiu's nipples were even more sensitive than he'd originally estimated from massaging his breast. He wondered if he could make Cucumber Bro cum just like this, without fucking him or touching his clit. Well, he supposed, there was only one way to find out.
He trailed open-mouthed kisses over Shen Qingqiu’s breasts, listening as he panted out little whimpers and whines of pleasure. He laved his tongue over one nipple and delighted at the jolt that went through Cucumber Bro’s entire body as he keened shuddering against Shang Qinghua’s body. He lifted Shen Qingqiu up into his lap so he could get a bit better of an angle, his bro’s legs slung around his hips. Shang Qinghua started leaving little nips over his breasts and felt the low moans reverberating through his body. Shang Qinghua took a moment to pull off Shen Qingqiu’s breast to check on him. He looked thoroughly debauched with his glassy, teary eyes and expression of pure want and need for more of what Shang Qinghua had to offer him.
“Does that feel good? Hm?” He asked, knowing full well that his bro did. He wanted to hear it straight out of his mouth in spite of that.
“It does,” Shen Qingqiu croaked in answer, sounding as wrecked as he looked.
“Want me to make you feel even better?” He wanted to hear Shen Qingqiu say it. He wanted to hear him ask Shang Qinghua to ruin him.
“Please, Qinghua. Please make me feel even better. Wanna cum, please,” he babbled out desperately.
It was everything he wanted and more. Cucumber Bro, completely at his mercy, reduced to a whimpering begging mess. Begging for Qinghua to make him feel good. And how could he not acquiesce when he'd asked so sweetly, without the airs he usually put on.
Shang Qinghua reached down and pinched one of Shen Qingqiu’s nipples and watched as he howled in pleasure, the tears of pleasure spilling over at last. It was beautiful, Shen Qingqiu crying for Shang Qinghua. He looked gorgeous with his flushed and wrecked expression, the bruises blooming across his skin like flowers and those tear tracks leaking from his eyes from stimulation. He could tell that Shen Qingqiu was close to an orgasm, as much as he was shuddering on top of him. He supposed he could be nice and push his bro over the edge without making him beg for it. Perhaps, next time he would, but not now while he still had a job to do in getting Shen Qingqiu back to his actual sex.
Shang Qinghua looked up at Shen Qingqiu through his eyelashes and all at once sucked his left nipple into his mouth whilst tweaking the right one with his left hand and pulling Shen Qingqiu's beautiful hair. All at once he felt Shen Qingqiu dig his fingernails into the meat of Shang Qinghua’s shoulders as his eyes rolled back, mouth falling open in a soundless scream. Tears were streaming down Shen Qingqiu's face, tears of ecstasy and pleasure that Shang Qinghua couldn't help reaching with his tongue to lick away. The salty taste of the tears on his tongue was intoxicating enough that he almost missed the feeling of Shen Qingqiu making a mess on his lap with his cum.
Shang Qinghua pulled back, giving Shen Qingqiu a moment to recenter himself before he moved on to fucking him back into his original sex. He took his index and middle finger and swiped it through the cum on his thigh and made a show of popping the fingers covered in Cucumber Bro’s spend into his mouth. Taking his time to really savor the taste and put on a little show for his bro. Finally, he pulled his fingers out of his mouth with a soft popping sound.
“You taste delicious Qingqiu,” he murmured right in Shen Qingqiu's ear. “I'm gonna fuck you now. Gonna make you feel that good all over again.”
Shang Qinghua doubted once he started fucking Shen Qingqiu that either of them would last long, but he would savor it nonetheless. Shen Qingqiu, for his part, already looked thoroughly fucked out despite the fact that Shang Qinghua hadn't even been inside him yet and he found that fact absolutely adorable. He thumbed over Shen Qingqiu's bottom lip gently before laying him down on the grass. Shang Qinghua had been painfully hard this entire time, hearing the noises and seeing the faces that Peerless Cucumber was making for him only. Only ever him. He would find a way to convince Shen Qingqiu of that once he was male again.
Carefully, Shang Qinghua hovered over Shen Qingqiu and lined himself up before slowly pushing in. Immediately, Shen Qingqiu's tight, wet heat clamped down around him and he waited a moment for his friend to relax. After a moment, Shang Qinghua was able to start moving, slowly at first, and then faster as he pistoned in and out of Shen Qingqiu's body. His lips found Cucumber Bro's as he increased his pace, holding Shen Qingqiu's hips down and still as he fucked into him harder, sending his energy pulsing through his friends meridians at the same time, lighting them up from the inside out.
Properly dual cultivating was overwhelming, in a way. The feeling of pleasure from Shang Qinghua snapping in and out of Shen Qingqiu was compounded with the unbroken circuit of spiritual energy flowing between them unceasingly. He knew he wasn't going to last very long, but neither was Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu, who despite being held in place by Shang Qinghua was so overwhelmed with pleasure that he was writhing against Shang Qinghua, tears once again wetting his lashes. High-pitched moans spilled from his lips unceasingly and he looked so gorgeous in that moment that Shang Qinghua wished he could capture this single moment in time and put it in a jar for him to look back on whenever he wished. Unfortunately, the moment couldn't last forever as both their climaxes neared.
Shang Qinghua leaned down and once again took Shen Qingqiu's left nipple in his mouth as he pinched the right nipple between the thumb and index finger and thumb of his left hand. That was all it took for an overwhelmed Shen Qingqiu to cum for the second time, all for Shang Qinghua. He picked up the pace of his thrusts as he felt Peerless Cucumber’s walls spasming around him in his draw out orgasm, drool pooling out of his mouth as he screamed in pleasure. The sight of Shen Qingqiu so overwhelmed with pleasure given to him by Shang Qinghua was enough to push him over the edge, spilling deep inside of Shen Qingqiu.
After taking a moment's respite, Shang Qinghua pulled himself out of Shen Qingqiu. He turned to look at Cucumber Bro and watched as the effects of the plant's magic faded away and he once again became male. Interestingly, all of the marks he'd left on his friend's breasts had stayed after the effects faded, littering his chest instead.
Shen Qingqiu still looked a bit dazed and breathless and so Shang Qinghua moved over to his side and began running his fingers through Shen Qingqiu's hair to soothe him. He gave him some time to fully regain awareness of his surroundings beyond the soft touch of Shang Qinghua's fingers running through his hair over and over. After all, that was some incredibly intense sex, especially for a virgin like Shen Qingqiu. Finally, he had finished coming back to himself.
“How was it? Was that a good first time?” Shang Qinghua asked gently.
“It was amazing,” Shen Qingqiu breathed out dreamily.
“Would you want to do it again sometime?” Shang Qinghua asked, a bit nervously.
“With you Airplane? Absolutely.”