Chapter 1: (ACT 1) The School Shooting
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hapter 1(Act 1):
The school shooting: loop 1
Nicole was bored out of her mind, sitting in class.
Ari was next to her and Max (Open Season DVD) was doodling in a beaten up notebook he had on him. He was sitting on Mio's lap, as she was reading, Kelly was focusing on class and so was Megan, Jecka was in the bathroom and Fanny, Marker, Amber, Tara, Mindy, Ethan, Haruna, Kurumi, Kagami, Konata, Yutaka, Minami, Liv, Chad, Pillow, Book, Madoka, Homura, Kyoko, Mami, Dia, Yoshiko, Ruby 1, Kana, Ruby 2, Ruby 3, Kanan, Ruby 4, Neo, Golf Ball, Tennis Ball, Coiny, Pin, Bottle, Eraser, Umi, Screwie, Bocchi, Kita, Lucas, Maxine, Mike, Will, Eleven, Dustin, Eddie, and Sayaka were all in their own classes, either focusing on class or doing something to pass the time.
"Jesus this is really boring." Nicole said. "Hey speaking of which, where is that loser Jeffery?" Max asked Nicole. "Don't know, don't care." Nicole said. "Wow that's real helpful." Max said sarcastically. Ari and Mio on the other hand, were both worried that Jeffery was gonna do something horrible.
"Maybe there was a good reason he wasn't here today. He might be sick or some shit." Max said. "I really hope he killed himself." Nicole said. "Actually now that I think about it, he might have actually killed himself." Max said.
Jeffery was inside the boys bathroom, making sure he had everything to shoot up the school. Unfortunately for him, Marker and Crispin had both unknowingly walked into the bathroom, and then the two saw the open black duffle bag full of guns. "W-what the fuck?!" Was all Marker and Crispin were able to say before Jeffery shut them both up by ridiculing their bodies with bullets.
Once he had finished, blood and purple ink was all over Jeffery and the bathroom floor. He washed his face, put his hoodie over his head, and ran to go set off some C4 explosives he had planted in a bunch of classrooms.
The first classroom to be blown up was Amber, Kelly, Tara, Mindy, Chad, Liv, Ethan, Yutaka, and Book's class.
Book heard some beeping in the corner of the classroom, and when she went to investigate it, she realized it was a bomb.
Book, well, booked it out of the classroom, but not before Kelly excused herself to use the ladies room.
Amber, Tara, Mindy, Chad, Liv, Ethan, and Yutaka weren't so lucky.
The C4 went off as soon as Book and Kelly left the classroom. The Shockwave sent Book and Kelly flying back into some lockers. Kelly's head was bloody due to the impact of her head slamming onto the locker, and Book was scratched and burnt due to the explosion. "What the hell was that?" Kelly asked. "I think Jeffery.. Jeffery is.." Book started, before pausing out of fear cause Jeffery was right in front of her. She and Kelly had no time to react as they were scorched alive by a flamethrower.
The next three classrooms to blow up was Sayaka's classroom, which consisted of Madoka, Homura, Hitomi, Kyoko, Mami, Haruna, Kurumi, Pillow, Bottle, Eraser, Umi, Screwie, Ruby 1, and Kana. Kyoko was the only survivor, as everyone else was blown up and blood and guts flew everywhere. Then Dia's classroom, which consisted of Kanan, Ruby 3, and Yoshiko- I mean Yohane, which all of them got blown up. And then Ruby 4's classroom, which consisted of Fanny, Coiny, Pin, Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, Lucas, Maxine, Dustin, Mike, Will, Eleven, Eddie, Bocchi, Megan, Jecka, and Kita. Bocchi, Kita, Jecka, and Fanny were the only survivors from their classroom, since they had all went to go use the bathroom, and when they had gotten back, the classroom was just full of blood, guts, and the remains of gb, tb, coiny, and pin.
The last classroom to be blown up was Nicole's classroom, as she, Max, Mio, and Ari all heard the same beeping sound next to their desk.
The 4 of them quickly booked it out of there, before the classroom, like the rest of them, got blown into smithereens. Blood and guts ridiculed the whole classroom. "We knew Jeffery was gonna do something horrible!" Ari shouted, pulling at her hair in fear.
Kyoko, Fanny, Bocchi, Kita, And Jecka ran to the only other survivors, who were still shaken up from the explosion.
"What the fuck is even happening right now?!" Fanny asked, in fear. "I'm pretty sure this is Jeffrey's doing." Nicole said. "What do you mean by that?" Kyoko asked. "Okay look, I may or may not have rejected Jeffery, but I didn't think he'd even do this." Nicole said. "I did see him wearing all black and saying that "he was gonna shoot up the school though.", but I thought he was joking!" Nicole continued. "Well clearly he wasn't, cause now half the school is blown up and most of our friends are fucking dead!" Jecka shouted. "And so is my boyfriend!" Fanny shouted.
"Attention everyone! There is an active shooter in the school, please evacuate the school in a orderly mann- oh shit he's here, everyone just go, get out of here!" Principal Lynn shouted before she was shot to death by Jeffery.
The 9 of them were in complete shock, minus Mio, Max, Nicole, and Ari, since they knew this would happen anyways. Then, One of the faculty members, fries, was trying to carry an injured lake and Rika, as keiichi, hanyuu, and satoko followed behind them. Their group went up to 15. Lake had a couple of bullet holes pierced through her body, but none of them were near her heart. Fries had some of his sugary fries missing, Rika had a bruised Arm and black eye, satoko was limping on one leg, as keiichi and hanyuu were trying to carry her.
Jeffery was coming around the corner to kill Nicole's group, but they had long since disappeared.
They were trying to find the exit to this crumbling building, but it just seemed to be endless. "Where's the damn exit?!" Nicole asked. Lake was losing blood fast. "Stay with me lake, don't dooze off!" Fries shouted, desperately trying to keep lake alive. "I don't know if I'm gonna make it." Lake said, weakly. "You will make it, we just gotta find the exit to this fucking place!" Fanny shouted.
Emily had just gotten out of the bathroom after taking a piss, only to see fire, blood, guts, purple ink, and froot juice all over the place. "Jesus what the fuck happened here?" Emily asked, confused out of her mind.
Jeffery came around the corner and tried to shoot Emily, but only shot her in the arm as she ducked behind the bathroom door.
Once she knew Jeffery was gone, she booked it out of there.
Meanwhile, Nicole and the others were still lost in the giant school, but they had eventually made their way to the cafeteria. Alex and Piper, two more faculty members, and escaped convicts, along with Neptune/Purpleheart and Plutia/Irisheart, all hiding behind a table that had bullet holes on it.
"Get behind the table, now!" Purpleheart shouted from a distance. The group did as they were told.
Emily tried to get out through a window, but was having trouble trying to break the glass, due to it being bulletproof grade A security glass.
She decided to grab a fire extinguisher to try and break the window.
After a few tries, she was able to break the window enough to crawl out of. She cut herself on the broken glass though.
She took the fire extinguisher with her outside as a weapon, and got out her phone to try and call Nicole.
Nicole's phone rang.
"Ugh what do you want Emily?" Nicole asked, annoyed. "I escaped the school, I can try to unlock the doors and get you guys out of here." Emily said happily on the phone, while she swung her fire extinguisher around.
"Ma'am, you're saying you can help us escape?!" Alex asked. "Yeah I can, wait watch out for-" Emily started before Nicole's phone was shot out of Nicole's hand, and also that caused her hand to get shot off too. "Ow shit, wait was that Jeffery?!" Nicole asked in fear. "That might've been him." Purpleheart said in fear. Then a button was pressed by an eggplant being thrown. "Oh no, if I try to go back to my normal form, I'll melt." Purpleheart said in fear. "Yeah okay buddy." Max said.
Purpleheart then melted right in front of the group's very eyes. Needless to say, everyone except for Jeffery and Emily were horrified, mostly cause Emily didn't see what happened. "The hell's going on out there?!" Emily shouted through the window. But the group was too stunned in fear to move.
"Where's Jeffery?!" Kita asked in fear. She was then killed with a bullet to the head. "K-Kita-San no!" Bocchi shouted, before also being shot in the head. Both of their bodies richoeted before dropping to the ground dead. "He just murdered bocchi and kita!" Fanny shouted. Lake had bled out and was now dead. Fries went out with one of his sugary fries as a sword and said this, "if I don't live, tell bomby, puffball, and Junko that I love them all!" Before he set out to try and kill Jeffery.
"Come out come out wherever you are." Jeffery said in a menacing tone of voice. Kyoko, Fries, Nicole, Ari, Mio, and Max all went out to attack Jeffery, but he threw a grenade. Fanny and Alex were the only survivors from that explosion, as Rika, Satoko, Hanyuu, Keiichi, Plutia, Piper, and Jecka were all killed in the explosion.
"Everyone else is dead! Let's book it before we all fucking die!" Fanny and Alex both said in unison. "OK fine. But let me do this first!" Nicole shouted, before punching Jeffery clean in the face and shattering his glasses lens.
The 8 of them ran out of the school, just as soon as Emily managed to pick lock the doors. "Everyone get into the saturn!" Emily said, before her Saturn was blown up. "Nevermind, let's steal kyler's truck!" Emily shouted. While running, Alex was shot in the leg. "Just go on without me, I'll be fine!" Alex shouted. Jeffery soon ridiculed Alex's body with bullets. At least she would reunite with Piper in heaven, or hell, depends really.
The 7 of them continued to run to kyler's truck. Luckily he was sitting there doing nothing, so Ari punched Kyler and that Made him drop his keys.
The 7 of them managed to squeeze into kyler's shitty 1989 Ford f-250 and then Emily slammed her foot on the gas pedal, going at least 40 miles an hour and destroying a no parking sign, a bush, a hot dog stand, and a stop sign before finally getting onto the road, meanwhile kyler got shot in the head like at least 8 times.
"Are you sure you know how to drive Emily?" Nicole asked. "Yeah I sure as hell do, I even forgot to take my meds this morning!" Emily shouted casually cause the windows were down and it was loud cause she was like, going at least 70-90 mph on the highway, basically breaking every speed law like donut cop in the Gumball episode the law.
Speaking of Donut Cop, he was just chilling eating donuts (filthy cannibal) when Emily sped past him. "Oh that is it! You're getting it this time Emily!" Donut cop shouted, throwing his donuts into the car and turning on his police sirens and chasing after Emily and the others.
"Emily, we have a problem!" Fanny shouted. "God damn it, it's donut cop!" Emily shouted. "Get off our asses!" Kyoko shouted. Donut cop then responded to that by ramming Emily's "Car", which had caused her to drift a bit, but she regained control soon after. "Does anyone have a gu ?" Nicole asked. "I'm a magical girl, I can fight him!" Kyoko shouted. She then got out of the truck and transformed into her magical girl form as she took a bite out of a big Mac she apparently had this whole time and pierced the top of Donut cop's car with her spear.
This fight didn't last long cause Jeffery came right away with a warp star and blew up donut cop and Kyoko, killing them both in the process.
"Kyoko's dead, what the fuck are we supposed to do now?!" Ari asked in fear. "I'll drive us into the forest, we can lose him here and there's a town 15 miles through the forest too." Emily said. "Alright, just as long as we can fucking escape Jeffery." Nicole said.
Emily drove through the forest for around 30 mins, and were getting close to the town, but unfortunately, the truck was too big to get through a small trail, so the 7 of them got out of the truck and walked down the trail.
What they didn't know was that Emily had lied to them.
The trail was very, very long and it seemed to have no end. "Emily are you sure you know where we're going?" Max asked. "Yes I know where we're going, chill out guys." Emily lied. She actually didn't know where the hell this "town" was.
Mio was trying to keep her guts inside of her body after she had slaced them on accident with a very sharp tree branch, fries was molding, and the rest of them were just paranoid and scared.
"God I wish I had some weed right now." Emily said. "Well it's gone Emily, we can just get some at the town right?" Ari asked, worriedly. Emily didn't respond and kept her head low. "R-right..?" Ari asked again.
"OK FINE I LIED, WE'RE LOST, AND WE HAVE NO FOOD, WATER, OR DRUGS AND WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!" Emily shouted, tearing up.
The 6 of them were in shock. "So you fucking lied to us?!" Fanny snapped at Emily. "Yes I'm so sorry!" Emily shouted, basically just straight up sobbing at this point. Fanny had basically snapped at this point, her already short fuse gone. "Why the hell did you take us here then, to kill us?!" Ari shouted. Mio and fries had long since died then, only leaving Max, Fanny, Nicole, Ari, and Emily alive and alone in the forest at the dead of night.
"It's not my fault please I'm sorry!" Emily shouted. "Oh sure it isn't "your fault", you got us fucking lost you fucking stoner!" Ari shouted. "Hate to say it but Ari's right. You're the reason we're gonna die, hell my fucking left hand is just straight up gone because of Jeffery anyways. So I don't know what else we're supposed to fucking do now." Nicole said, basically losing any hope of survival now. The 5 of them heard a faint beeping noise.
"Don't tell me it's another C4." Nicole said, annoyed. Max and Fanny went to investigate it and as soon as they uncovered it from the leaves, it blew them both up, sending Ari, Nicole, and Emily to get blown back by the explosion due to the Shockwave sending them back anyways.
They fell down a hill full of sharp and spiky rocks, and Emily only got minor cuts and scratches, but Ari and Nicole's bones were crackalacking as they fell down the hill.
Eventually they stopped by the edge of the river, close to the town, as a long ass motel 6 sign lit up in the night sky. "I told you guys I was lying right? Well we're here." Emily said, getting up with only minor injuries and cuts.
Her light blue hoodie and white shirt were full of tiny holes now and her ripped light blue jeans were ripped even more now.
Ari and Nicole looked horrible though.
Ari's orange crush shirt was unrecognizable, as it was full of mud and blood stains, her face was bruised and bloodied, her legs were fractured in 12 different places, her arms were basically just dangling off of her body, and her boobs were bleeding too, and some of her teeth were missing as well.
Nicole's blue tank top was ripped apart, exposing her black bra, and her black jeans were just like Ari's orange crush shirt, stained to oblivion with mud and blood. Her left arm wasn't even attached to her body and was just hanging in a tree somewhere. Nicole's face was just as bad as Ari's, if not worse, her face was practically about to peel apart, like a child unwrapping a chirstmas present on chirstmas morning. Her legs were completely unrecognizable too. They were just, bones, nothing else.
Somehow, they were still alive, but just barely, as their time to live was quickly running out.
"H-hey Ari?" Nicole asked. "Yesh Nishole?" Ari asked, her tongue permanently stuck between her teeth due to her head being deformed due to the fall. "I-I l-love you.. A-and I'm sorry f-for the w-whole fake dating thing, h-hopefully we can date properly in our next life." Nicole said, barely breathing at this point. Emily just stood there, unsure on what to do. "I loth shou too Nishole. I alsho foshishe shou shor sthe swhole shake shashing shing, and we shan shate in our nesht life. Sharewell nishole shy sheloshed. (I love you too Nicole, I'm also sorry for the whole fake dating thing, and we can date in our next life. Farewell Nicole, my beloved." Ari said. "Goodnight my sweet princess." Nicole said, as the two took their final breathes and passed onto heaven.
Emily fell to her knees. She was alone now and didn't know what to do.
She just sobbed for a while, just unsure on what to do right then and there.
"No, Nicole and the others would want me to keep going. I'm gonna keep living, even if it kills me." Emily said. She then ran to the city.
By the time she got there, it was 10:30pm. She had started her walk to the city at 9:06pm.
"Jesus it took me this long to walk to the city. Well then, I'm gonna go walk around now and try to find food." Emily said.
She came out of a gas station 10 minutes later with some mountain dew and some jalapeño cheetos.
She then broke into an abandoned pawn America store, which had a time machine in it.
Emily read the sign and it read, "when you feel like you need to save your bestest friends, use this time machine to reset back to a previous save point in your life."
"What is my life, a fucking video game now? Ugh whatever, I'll just press this button, not like anything will happen." Emily said.
Those were her last words cause as soon as she pressed the button, her entire body turned into a weird orange and yellow liquid as the only thing left was her hair and her mtn dew and cheetos.
This is the start of Emily's journey to hook up Ari and Nicole and save herself and her friends from this time loop hell.
Let the Chaos begin.
Chapter 2: back at school (loop 2)
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Emily woke up on the bathroom floor, surrounded by tampons.
Her cheetos and mtn dew were right next to her, now unopened.
"Jesus, the fuck did that time machine do to me?" Emily asked herself, as she got up and took a sip of her mtn dew.
Megan walked into the bathroom, needing to piss really badly and she didn't even notice Emily standing in the bathroom at all.
Meanwhile, with Nicole, Ari, Max and Mio, they were all bored in class, doodling or staring at the clock.
"God can this day go by any faster?" Nicole asked. Max was playing new super mario bros on his 3ds, and he died at a koopaling tower. "Today's been so fucking slow girl. I just wanna go home and get high with mio." Max said. "That's fair honestly." Ari said.
"OK, how the hell do I tell Nicole and the others that we're all gonna die to Jeffery and what actually happened in this whole time loop thing?" Emily asked herself. She paced around the bathroom, trying to think of a plan, when an announcement came over the loudspeaker.
"Excuse me everyone, this is not a drill, there is a meteor heading towards earth within exactly 3 hours. Please evacuate the school when nesscessary." Principal Lynn said.
For some reason, Emily was the only one who could hear that announcement. "What the hell was that all about?!" Emily asked herself. Then the realization of Jeffery shooting up the school came into her mind, cause even if she wasn't there for it, she heard everything happening from a distance. She needed to save Marker and crisipin first, even if she wasn't on good terms with either of them.
Emily rushed out of the woman's restroom and rushed into the men's restroom, and Jeffery was about to shoot Crispin and Marker but she punched Jeffery clean in the face, breaking his glasses lens, like in the first loop.
"Woah.. Thanks for saving me Emily." Crispin said, in his usual stoner tone of voice. "Yeah no problem, look, we need to fucking leave this school, or we're all gonna die!" Emily shouted. "What are you talking about?" Marker asked. "Oh my fucking god, you guys are so fucking stupid. Look, I'll explain what's going on later but let's just go already!" Emily shouted, grabbing Crispin and marker's arms and dragging them to Nicole's class.
Nicole, Mio, Max, and Ari were still bored as hell in class.
"God I wish we were in Mr white's class right now." Mio said. "Yeah, we can actually make crack there, lol." Max said.
Just then, Emily burst into the classroom, with Crispin and Marker behind her.
"Emily, what the fuck?! What are you doing here?!" Nicole asked. "Nicole, Mio, Max, and Ari we need to fucking leave right now!" Emily shouted. "Why? Don't you hate me Emily?" Ari asked. "Wait what? Whatever, my point is, if we don't leave, we'll die to the meteor or Jeffery shoo-" Emily started before covering her mouth in shock. "Waaaait, what do you mean by Jeffery doing something bad?" Max asked. "I'll explain later, let's just go!" Emily shouted. "Jesus fine Emily, but if this is a joke, I'll slit your damn throat." Ari said, pulling out her pocket knife and shoving it near Emily's neck. "OK OK damn girl." Emily said. Ari then put her pocket knife away. Then they all left Nicole's classroom.
Kelly, Book, Amber, Tara, Liv, Ethan, Chad, Mindy, and Yutaka were already outside the classroom and so was Fanny, Kyoko, Alex, Piper, fries, Dustin, Eleven, Mike, Will, Maxine, Lucas, kanan, Dia, Ruby 1, 2, 3, and 4, Neo, Madoka, homura, sayaka, hitomi, Rika, Satoko, Hanyuu, Neptune, Plutia, Keiichi, Bocchi, Kita, Kyler, Lake, Eddie, Megan, Yoshiko- I meant Yohane, Coiny, Pin, Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, Book, Kelly, Mami, Haruna, Kurumi, Pillow, Bottle, Eraser, Umi, Pen, Blocky, Snowball, Basketball, Taco, Woody, Saw, Needle, Bomby, Spongy, Nickel, Pencil, Match, Ice Cube, Bubble, Leafy, Firey, Flower, Stewie, and Screwie.
"Oh hey guys, good to see you all!" Marker shouted in joy. "Alright, what's the special occasion here? I got another class in 10 minutes." Snowball said, bored. "This isn't a special occasion, we're all gonna fucking die!" Emily shouted. Everyone (except for Emily, Nicole, Ari, Max, and Mio) were either confused, shocked, or angry. "If this is what you call a joke, it isn't very funny." Mami said. "I'm not joking, I swear I know how we all die!" Emily shouted. That got Book and Homura's attention. "Do you mind elaborating on that?" Homura asked, as Book got out a clipboard to write down notes. "Alright, let me explain everything." Emily said.
After around 20 minutes of explaining, everyone was shock, even Nicole and homura, who usually didn't show much emotion to begin with, were in shock. "Why aren't you guys saying anything?" Emily asked, worriedly. "Well, what are we supposed to even say to all of this?" Crispin asked. "I would say this is pretty fucking stupid, but holy hell, that was some heavy shit man." Kyler said, as even he was shocked. Then Karen came in around the corner, with a stern look on her face. "I overheard everything." Karen said. Pie then appeared out of nowhere. "I don't really know nor care about what's going on, just as long as I don't die, then it's fine." Pie said, being her usual chillax self.
Then, out of all people, Jeffery ran into the group, and he wasn't wearing all black thus time, he was wearing a brown beaver shirt and some cargo pants. Everyone was shocked to say the least. "Was this the same Jeffery that killed us?" Nickel asked Emily. "Well he isn't wearing all black, nor is he super depressed that Nicole rejected him though, so I don't know but he could be faking it." Emily said. "We should try to talk to him, see if he does anything, weird." Nickel said. "Fuck no, he's a creep anyways and again, he might be faking it." Emily said. "Look you two stoners, let's just go talk to him." Karen said. "Yeah I don't think he'll do any harm to us." Madoka said. Emily caved in. "Fine, but if he kills us all, I'm blaming you 3." Emily said. Karen rolled her eyes in annoyance while Nickel and Madoka gulped in fear.
The 4 of them approached Jeffery. "Oh great it's Emily." Jeffery said, annoyed. "Jeffery babe, are you really, you?" Karen asked her boyfriend. "Wait you're dating him?!" The 3 of them asked Karen. "Look can you 3 shut up for a second?" Karen asked, annoyed. "O-oh yes I'm my normal, well, self I guess, kind of a weird question to ask though." Jeffery said. "Oh thank god." Emily said. "Whew, he's normal, weird, but normal, yippee!" Nickel shouted in joy.
Meanwhile, Book and Pillow had snuck off to make out, but eventually it just devolved into a sex session. Pillow was eating out Book's pussy like she was on death row and it was her last meal. "Ahh, P-Pillow, keep going!" Book moaned. "Yummy pussy babe!" Pillow said with glee, then she kept eating her out. "So good, ahh~" Book moaned again. Pillow continued to lick Book's pussy, until she had reached climax. "AHHHH, PILLOW IM CUMMING!" Book screamed, her cum getting all over pillow's face. (Keep in mind they humanized themselves before the sex session happened). "That felt great Pillow, but we should probably clean up before we find the group again." Book said. "Okay!" Pillow said happily. The two then cleaned up their mess and went to find their group.
"Hey Kyler, where'd you get the C4 and Dynamite?" Madoka asked, innocently. Kyler stood there, a bit shocked. "I-I bought them from a Mexican family on ebay, why?" Kyler asked. "Do you still have them by any chance?" Emily asked this time. "I uh, I sold them to Jeffery for his spare xbox 360." Kyler said. "Wait you did what?!" Ruby 3 asked in fear. "Hey me and kyler wanted to play halo 3 together and he didn't have an Xbox 360, so I gave him a spare one I had in my closet." Jeffery said, giving his defending statement. "Well now you royally fucked us over." Ruby 2 said. "What do you mean?" Jeffery asked. Then they heard a classroom explode at the end of the hall, and Gumball, Darwin, Anais, and Misato Katsuragi emerged from the explosion, covered in ash and burn marks.
"Everyone, we're leaving right now!" Emily shouted, volunteerily electing herself as leader of the large group. "Ah shit, I see the fake Jeffery running towards us!" Mio shouted, pointing at the fake Jeffery wearing all black. "We need to leave now!" Principal Lynn shouted, running towards the group and clenching her stomach. "You should go to the bathroom first." Max said. "We got no time everyone, we need to get out of here, so let's go go go!" Emily said. "Yes ma'am!" Everyone said.
The now large group was able to leave the school without the fake Jeffery noticing them, but not before they ran into a problem. "How are we all gonna pack into one car?" Misato asked. "Well, I got the freesmart supervan, now equipped with extra seats!" Pencil shouted. "Now everyone get in!" Emily ordered. Everyone crowded into the van. Pencil shoved the keys into the ignition and started the van, as she pulled out of the parking lot, she saw the school getting set ablaze by the fake Jeffery. Lynn was horrified to say the least and so was everyone else, hell even Nicole looked mortified.
"Alright, where do we go from here?" Pencil asked Emily, who sat behind her. "I suggest we go to the next town over, I know a shortcut." Emily said. "Didn't your shortcut get us killed last time?" Fanny asked. "Well yes, but we have a smaller vehicle now, so we can fit through those smaller trees now." Emily said. "Well whatever you say I suppose." Pencil said.
Chapter 3: (ACT 2) The meteor pt i (interlude)
Summary:
The group discusses some stuff.
oh, and konata pegs kagami.
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Pencil drove through the small trees Emily couldn't drive through in the first loop, and continued to drive through the forest, still cautious of the meteor and giant rei ayanami shell, which was now slightly visible in the evening sky.
Meanwhile, Mio, Max, Nicole, and Ari all sat in the back by themselves. "Well, mind if I get something off of my chest before the meteor comes and kills us all?" Nicole asked. "Oh uh, sure go ahead." Ari said.
"OK remember when we like, idk, "dated" for a while?" Nicole started.
"Yeah, I don't really know where this is going though nor do I like it." Ari said.
Nicole blushed slightly.
"I may or may not have actually caught genuine feelings for you while we were doing that, and when you broke up with me, I actually felt, guilty for the first time in my life." Nicole said, now blushing as her eyes started to water. Mio and Max had popcorn on them and were eating it as the situation unfolded right in front of their eyes.
"I..I don't really know what to say honestly." Ari said, blushing too. "I just wanna say I'm genuinely so so sorry for everything, I really am." Nicole said, before curling into a tiny ball and crying. Ari then hugged her. "It's gonna be okay." Ari said. "Well, we might not be okay cause of the meteor sooo-" Max said, before Ari shushed him. "That wasn't good timing babe." Mio said to Max. "Heh, sorry." Max said. "It's okay baby, be glad I easily forgive you." Mio said happily, hugging her boyfriend.
Konata and kagami were going at it in the bathroom of the freesmart supervan. "Are you guys aware that there are people watching you?" Jeffery asked, annoyed.
Most of the people watching Kagami getting pegged by konata were just uncomfortable but a select few, ie Jecka and Snowball were actually enjoying it cause they actually got some entertainment for once and didn't have to listen to Jeffery ramble on about the latest dragon ball z episode for the 2763rd time today.
"Ahh, fuck, this is amazing, ahh~" Kagami said in between moans. "Aww, your moaning is so cute." Konata said. "Cum in her already!" Snowball shouted.
"Damn you guys want it quick huh?" Konata asked. "Ahh, o-okay then, k-konata, ahh, go faster." Kagami said, knowing damn well that the dildo was modified to have cum inside of it, like a real dick.
Kagami moaned louder and louder as konata pegged her harder and harder, with jecka and Snowball cheering the couple on.
Eventually, they reached a climax. "OH FUCK, KAGAMI, I'M GONNA CUM!" Konata shouted.
"CUM IN ME BABY, CUM IN ME KONATAAAAAAA!" Kagami shouted, not loud enough for everyone up front to hear it though.
"AHHH FUCK I'M CUMMING!" Konata shouted, as she came in Kagami.
Kagami screamed in pleasure, as she was shaking and having an orgasm.
Snowball and jecka cheered for joy in the process.
After a minute of that, Konata took out the strap-on and the cum from it came pouring out of kagami's ass slowly.
"Fuck that was amazing." Kagami said. "Yeah you said it." Konata said. "Amazing work you two!" Jecka shouted in joy. "Yeah you two were awesome!" Snowball shouted gleefully.
Meanwhile, the meteor drew closer and closer to the earth, and the group was unknowingly awaiting their demise.
Chapter 4: The meteor pt ii (your demise awaits)
Summary:
the gang arrives at the town as soon as the meteor arrives to earth.
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After 20 minutes of driving, Pencil finally arrived at the town Emily was talking about in the first loop.
"Well, here we are guys." Emily said.
"Cool town but I'm bored I want more Yuri action!" Snowball shouted from the back. "Yeah same here!" Jecka shouted.
"We can get you guys more Yuri action later, we need to find shelter." Nicole said.
"I think there was a fallout shelter located in one of these buildings." Emily said.
"How do you know that?" Madoka asked. "No clue, let's go!" Emily shouted.
Everyone started to follow Emily, as the meteor grew closer and closer to the earth.
Muni was walking around town when she saw the meteor and assumed it was a rocket ship, due to her being really tired and having a hangover.
Book ran up to her and grabbed her and ran.
"Where are you taking me?!" Muni asked, confused and scared.
"To the fallout shelter!" Book shouted.
"Is it because of the meteor?! I thought it was a rocket ship returning to earth!" Muni shouted.
"It's not, now let's just get there already!" Book shouted.
Eventually, the group neared the fallout shelter.
"OK if we just head into this gas station we can get into the shelter!" Emily shouted.
"As long as we don't get blown up or killed by the meteor, we'll be okay!" Pencil shouted.
Eventually, the group made it to the fallout shelter in the nick of time, as the meteor had now just struck down and was evaporating all of the land and buildings and whatnot in it's wake.
Nicole and Ari held each other close for comfort, and so did Haruna and Kurumi, but the two of them eventually just started to make out.
Finally, after 10 minutes, it was now dead silent.
Nickel, Nicole, Haruna, and Jeffery checked upstairs.
Outside the gas station window, was nothing, but burnt grass and landscape.
They were now inside of a wasteland.
Chapter 5: (ACT 3) Wasteland
Summary:
soon after the nuke goes off, a handful of the group goes out to explore the wastelands.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"Everything's.. gone.." Jeffery said. "No shit Sherlock, it's a wasteland out there." Nicole said.
"We should probably explore the place." Haruna said.
"Wait but what if we get radiation poisoning?" Nickel asked, worried.
"We can put on these gas masks, I found them inside of the shelter, along with a bunch of other things." Haruna said.
"How many of them were there?" Nickel asked.
"Like, four or six I think. If there is six, the other two are in the shelter." Haruna said.
"Alright, might as well put these on I guess." Nicole said.
The 4 of them put on the gas masks and headed out into the wasteland.
Nickel was indeed correct about there being radiation poison, though it was only in the air so the gas masks definitely helped out a lot.
"Geez there's like nothing left." Jeffery said.
"Yeah, there's nothing for miles." Haruna said.
Nickel then spotted a road.
"Let's walk down the road, maybe there might be some more stuff around." Nickel said, pointing towards an omnious shadow down the road.
"I don't think that's a good idea." Jeffery said.
"Hate to say it, but I agree with Jeffery. We don't know what or who is down there!" Nicole shouted at nickel.
"Pfft, what's the worst that can happen?" Nickel asked.
"We die?" Haruna asked.
"Don't be ridiculous, let's go!" Nickel shouted in a joyous manner.
"Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiit!" Muni shouted.
"Me, Marker, ari, book, pillow, and emily will come with, since we don't trust Nickel or Jeffery." Muni said.
"OK fine, everyone let's go!" Nicole shouted.
The 10 of them started their journey down the weird mysterious path.
"I got this military grade flashlight with me." Book said, lighting It up a second later.
"Smart thinking babe." Pillow said happily, holding Book's right hand as Book held the flashlight in her left hand.
Book smiled shyly and blushed.
Meanwhile, Ari was walking with Nicole, and the two weren't really talking.
Though Nicole had a glowstick wrapped around her neck, it wasn't really helpful as it was pretty dim.
"Hey ari." Nicole said, trying to make conversation despite the awkwardness.
"Sup nicole." Ari said.
The two lesbian dorks didn't really say anything, for a little while at least.
"Come on we need some conversation." Book said.
"Like what? What the fuck are we supposed to talk about here?" Nicole asked, pissed.
"Talk about your feelings." Marker said happily.
"Shut the fuck up you idiot!" Emily shouted.
"Geez sorry for trying to lighten the mood a little." Marker said.
"How are we supposed to think positive in the middle of a fallout apocalypse?" Muni asked.
"Just talk about your feelings ari and Nicole, It won't you two any good if you keep them bottled up." Pillow said, giving Nicole and ari some advice on how to open up to themselves about their feelings.
"OK fine, ari how do you feel about me?" Nicole asked bluntly, unknowingly causing ari to blush and stutter.
"Damn girl, cat got your tongue?" Nicole asked.
Ari blushed more and her face was almost red out of embarrassment.
"W-w-well, I-I feel safe a-around you, and y-you're hot too! And adorable with those ripped blue jeans and that cute ghost shirt you wear. M-meanwhile, I-I just got this plain ol' orange crush t shirt and these u-ugly black ripped jeans.." ari said, letting out all of her thoughts.
Nicole blushed, and smiled shyly.
"Well, thanks for calling me cute and hot in one sentence, but I honestly think you're cuter, and way hotter than me like, that orange crush t shirt gives off a cool girl vibe and those ripped black jeans look amazing on you, and god damn that hair, it's so mesmerizing on you!" Nicole shouted in joy, hugging ari.
Ari was flustered by that statement and thought she was gonna pass out from embarrassment.
"Hey you!" A voice belonging to one of the nakano sisters, miku, stood right in front of the gang.
Earthworm Jim, FCF Logo, Basketball, and cartoon network logo stood next to her, bringing fear on the rest of the gang.
Notes:
last story before going on a hiatus from posting fanfictions from 12/24/24-1/7/24
i'll still read fanfictions and leave kudos on random fics though don't worry :3
-Rei
Chapter 6: Miku takano
Summary:
the gang meets a new ally, and learn about something that they shouldn't.
Chapter Text
"W-what do you want from us?" Book asked in fear.
"We need you to come with us." Miku said.
"Why though? What did we do wrong?" Emily asked, now pissed.
"We just got a feeling that you guys were the reason the meteor struck down to this dimension." Earthworm Jim said.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!" Emily asked, shouting at Earthworm Jim now.
"Let's not start a dogfight please, let's just get to our base before scavengers try to kill us." Basketball said.
"Yawn, this is boring, let's just go to your base." Pillow said, yawning.
"I gotta agree with my girlfriend here." Book said.
The gang then followed miku and her gang to their base.
"Wow, nice base you guys got here." Nickel said.
Their base was basically an old abandoned McDonald's that had also survived the nuclear blast.
"Yeah thanks, it's not much but it gets the job done when we're doing research to hop to another dimension." Basketball said.
Emily's group sat down at a table, along with Karen as she had followed the group here.
"O-oh hey babe." Jeffery said, relieved to see his girlfriend again.
"Hey babe, hope your doing okay." Karen said, sitting next to him and putting her head against his shoulder.
"Well, we're doing fine." Emily said.
"That's good to hear at least." Karen said.
"Hey guys!" Nickel said, jumpscaring Karen and causing her to kick him across the room and to a wall.
"Owie!" Nickel shouted in pain.
"Sorry you just scared me is all." Karen said, sadly.
"Damn girl, I didn't know you were that strong." Emily said.
"Heh, thanks." Karen said.
"Well Karen does work out often, so she's got some muscle." Jeffery said happily.
Karen blushed and smiled.
Emily wondered how Ari and Nicole were doing, when she saw them missing from their seats.
"Hey can you come down to the basement with us real quick?" Basketball asked.
"Uh sure, as long as you guys got some weed or whatever." Emily said.
Miku followed Basketball and Emily down there, as she needed to show Emily something anyways.
Book, Pillow, Nickel, Jeffery, Haruna, Muni, Earthworm Jim, and Karen followed behind, as Karen had a bad feeling in her gut about this.
"So why'd you guys want me down here?" Emily asked.
Basketball and Miku said nothing.
"Okaaay, weirdos." Emily said.
Basketball used miku's hand to open a door with a hand scanner, and once the door opened, Steve Cobs stood there, with a malicious smile.
Emily's eyes widened in horror and shock.
Nicole and Ari were dead, face down in a large pool of fanta.
"Ahh, Emily Barnson, so glad you can join us today." Steve said.
"W..what..?" Emily muttered, still in a state of shock.
"Hey, what the hell is..oh..dear..god.." Jeffery said, quickly realizing the severity of the situation.
The rest of the group, besides an emotionless miku takano and Basketball were in a state of horror and shock.
"What is this?!" Emily asked.
"Oh this, it's my miku nakano cloning machine, and you guys, well, weren't exactly, supposed to see this, at all. But unfortunately Basketball was stupid enough to show you guys, so I'll need to execute you all." Steve said, holding a bob-bomb in his hands.
"Why are you doing this?!" Muni asked.
"Hey, ritsuko is gone so I need to do her job of keeping these clones safe, and also because, besides us, Basketball, miku nakano, earthworm Jim, and the others, aren't real." Steve said.
"What do you mean..?" Emily asked.
"Oh silly Emily, you just didn't make this time loop, you made, everyone else here.. now time to die!" Steve shouted, lighting the fuse of the bob-bomb before everyone screamed and died to the bob-bomb.
Chapter 7: (ACT 4) Hallucinate (loop 3)
Summary:
Emily wakes up as Ari and explains the first two loops to marker the green, karen, jeffery, and crispin.
Chapter Text
Emily woke up and immediately puked in a trash can.
"Fuck, why did Steve do that?" Emily asked herself.
She then looked in the mirror.
She wasn't wearing her blue hoodie anymore.
She was now wearing a orange crush shirt and black jeans.
Her hair was also a different shade of red.
"Why does my voice sound a bit deeper?" Emily asked herself.
But then, she got a good look at the mirror.
She wasn't Emily anymore.
She was ari.
Ari (Emily) screamed at the top of her lungs.
Then Nicole popped into the bathroom.
Ari (Emily) blushed and her eyes widened.
"What's fucking wrong with you? Why are you screaming?!" Nicole asked, genuinely concerned for some strange reason.
"Oh uh.." Ari (Emily) tried to come up with an excuse.
"I-I just had a bad stomachache is all, I'll be okay." Ari (Emily) said.
"Okay.." Nicole said, concerned.
"Hey where's Emily?" Ari (Emily) asked.
"Haven't you heard? She's in a coma." Nicole said.
Ari (Emily)'s eyes widened in shock.
"I..I.." Ari (Emily) stuttered, speechless.
"I need to go!" Ari (Emily) shouted, shoving Nicole out of the way and running out of the bathroom.
"What's up with her today?" Nicole asked herself, worried for Ari, who wasn't actually Ari, but was Emily stuck in ari's body.
"Fuck, where's jeffery? Karen? Nickel? Anyone?" Ari (Emily) asked herself.
She then spotted Jeffery holding hands with Karen as the two of them talked.
"Jeffery and karen, can I speak with you two real quick?" Ari (Emily) asked.
"Uh sure but for what reason?" Karen asked.
"Just, come with me." Ari (Emily) said, grabbing Jeffery and Karen by their shirts and dragging them to the men's restroom, where Crispin and Marker were backed into a corner by the fake Jeffery.
Ari (Emily) knocked out the fake Jeffery and then looked the bathroom door on the men's restroom.
"Okay, we need to kill Steve cobs." Ari (Emily) said.
"Oh shit..I think we remember now.." Jeffery and Karen said.
"Wait guys? Mind explaining what's happening? Me and Marker aren't exactly in the full loop of what's going on?" Crispin asked.
"Sure but why is Marker green?" Ari (Emily) asked.
"Don't question it." Marker said.
"Okay. Let me explain." Ari (Emily) said, explaining the time loops and the most recent one she's in, in which she had somehow swapped bodies with Ari.
The rest of them stood there in shock.
Chapter 8: Cancer
Summary:
Ari explains more stuff to the gang.
Chapter Text
"Why aren't you guys saying anything?" Ari (Emily) asked.
"We uh, don't really know what to say to this honestly." Crispin said.
"Yeah, combined with the fact that most of us aren't even real doesn't exactly help either." Marker said.
"And what did this Steve Cobs mean by "silly Emily, you didn't just create this time loop, you created everyone else"?" Karen asked.
Ari (Emily) stayed silent for a bit, before finally speaking up.
"I wanted to get ari, or I guess myself now, and Nicole hooked up, but then, this whole school shooting happened in the first loop, then I found a time machine that killed me and brought me back to life in the girls bathroom, which seems to be my save state every time I do another loop, then in the last loop, I discovered a miku takano cloning machine, and I might've saw some rei ayanami and Hatsune miku clones mixed in there too, and then Cobs told me that I not only created the time loops, I also technically created you guys, and now we're here." Ari (Emily) said, explaining everything to them.
"Wow..that's..a lot to take in all at once.." Marker said.
"Yeah, I didn't know how else to put it." Ari (Emily) said.
"At the very least, you told all of us about this, now we just gotta tell the rest about this." Jeffery said.
"That's gonna be a problem Jeffery." Ari (Emily) said.
"Why's that?" Jeffery asked, now confused.
"Well, you, Karen, Book, Pillow, Muni, Haruna, Nickel, Muni, Nicole, Cobs, Madoka, Homura, Emily, or I guess my old body, and ari, aka my new body, are the only real people, and the rest of the gang, like Marker, Crispin, fries, Principal lynn, Max, mio, and the others, aren't real, and were created by me thanks to this time loop. Also, the real people still possess their memories from the previous loops, including me if that wasn't obvious enough." Ari (Emily) said.
"Ohhhh. That explains why I still remember the weird room with the miku and rei clones and..steve..cobs.." Jeffery said, now realizing what had happened in the last loop.
He started to hyperventilate before Ari (Emily) slapped him.
"Calm down, let's just focus on getting me/ari and Nicole hooked up, alright? Kinda tired of dealing with some heavy shit and I wanna have some fluff and comfort in this." Ari (Emily) said, blushing heavily.
"Alright, we'll help you emiari." Jeffery said.
"Really? Emiari?" Crispin asked, confused.
"It's a nickname." Jeffery said.
"I'll stick with it, now let's go!" Ari (emily) shouted, dragging Jeffery and the others outside of the bathroom.
Nicole was waiting outside the bathroom for them.
"Can I help.you guys?" Nicole asked, in her usual annoyed tone.
Chapter 9: (ACT 5) Asking out Nicole (I don't care if your contagious)
Summary:
Ari (Emily) asks out nicole.
Chapter Text
"O-oh shit.. Hey nicole!" Ari (Emily) shouted, a little too loudly.
"Stop shouting already damn it! I can't teach with all of this noise!" A familiar corn cob shouted from the other room.
Ari (Emily) clenched her fists, while staying silent and looking in the opposite direction.
"Uh, emiari?" Jeffery whispered.
Ari (Emily) snapped out of her trance.
"Oh yeah, uh Nicole, uh, do you uh..DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?!" Ari (Emily) screamed.
Nicole blushed heavily and so did Ari (Emily) while everyone else stayed silent.
"Y-yeah..sure I'll go out with you, plus your fucking hot and I also have a crush on you anyways." Nicole said, shyly scratching the back of her head.
Ari (Emily) smiled happily, thanking Nicole as she hugged her.
"Mission successful." Jeffery said quietly to Karen.
Karen kissed him on the cheek, making him blush slightly.
"So, wanna skip today?" Nicole asked.
"Sure, where do you wanna go?" Ari (Emily) asked.
"Hm, let's go to McDonald's and then maybe my house so we can play some call of duty world at war on my brother's old Xbox 360, as he gave to me recently once he bought a new one." Nicole said.
"Okay!" Ari (Emily) shouted happily.
The two of them started to walk our of the school, while holding hands.
Steve Cobs was in the classroom teaching a class, but he couldn't focus at all.
"Excuse me students but I must go to the bathroom, please continue doing today's lesson on the board." Steve said, rushing out of the door.
Book and Kelly felt suspicious about all of this, so they followed Cobs out of the classroom.
Pillow, Nickel, Jeffery, Marker, Fanny, bocchi, kita, Crispin, Karen, madoka, homura, and jecka followed behind book and Kelly, also suspicious.
Meanwhile, ari (emily) and Nicole were busy discussing what they would do on their date.
"Wanna like, play nazi zombies when we get to your house?" Ari (Emily) asked.
"Sure babe." Nicole said.
Ari (emily) blushed.
"Wait but how are we gonna get to your house baby?" Ari (Emily) asked.
"I actually have my license, surprised I have it in this loop, considering I didn't have it in the other loops." Nicole said, as she remembered what happened in the previous loops.
"Huh, well what kind of car is it?" Ari (Emily) asked.
"It's a 2008 f250. Not my ideal car but it's whatever." Nicole said.
"Alright." Ari (Emily) said.
"Also, can I just call you emiari?" Nicole asked, knowing that emiari wasn't exactly being quiet about her nickname.
"Oh, uh, sure." Emiari said, blushing profusely.
The two made it to Nicole's truck, as Cobs and Book and Kelly's group followed behind them.
Chapter 10: The McDonald's date, sorta, but everything goes wrong (The foundations of decay)
Summary:
Emiari and nicole go to mcdonald's.
Chapter Text
Nicole and emiari drove to McDonald's, as Book, Kelly and the rest of her group followed behind in the freesmart supervan.
Cobs followed behind the large group and the couple, driving in a garbage truck.
"Alright what would you like?" Nicole asked.
"Uh, a big Mac with just pickles on it and a set of medium fries, with a mcflurry, how about you?" Emiari asked.
"A fish fillet with a side of large fries and also a mcflurry." Nicole said.
The couple then went to the drive thru window to pay for their food and then get it.
Book and her gang just ordered a bunch of large fries.
And Cobs ordered a big Mac and a side of large fries before he stabbed the intercom with a mepple knife.
Once emiari and Nicole got their food, they booked out of McDonald's, and went to go to Nicole's house.
But when they got there, it looked a little different than the two of them last remembered it.
The paint job was a little washed out, and some windows were boarded up, but other than that, the house looked fairly normal.
"That's odd." Nicole said.
"Your house didn't look like that before." Emiari said.
"Yeah, its just, really odd to me." Nicole said, confused for the most part.
"Let's just head in." Emiari said, grabbing Nicole's hand and dragging her out of the car.
Nicole slowly opened the door, and it looked fairly normal inside.
No one was home oddly enough.
"Huh, mom? Gabe? Are you home?" Nicole asked, shouting our their names.
Emiari then found a note, reading that the two went grocery shopping and would be home soon, but it was a bit dusty, like it had been there for months.
"What the hell is going on?" Emiari thought to herself.
"I'm not sure, but let's just eat McDonald's and go to my room." Nicole said.
The two then headed to Nicole's room.
Chapter 11: (ACT 6) Haunted House
Summary:
nicole and emiari explore nicole's room.
Chapter Text
Nicole's room smelt of cockroaches and ice cream for some reason.
"Jesus, it's like someone ate cockroaches and ice cream for lunch and cut the cheese in here." Nicole said, clenching her nose due to the horrible smell.
They closed the door and were finally able to breath again.
"Let's just go to a different room." Emiari said.
"Yeah, the smell is getting worse up here anyways." Nicole said, grabbing emiari's hand and dragging her downstairs.
Luckily, it seems like downstairs, the smell wasn't there.
Then, out of nowhere, coiny, Pin, and Dia came crashing through the basement door.
"Okay, that's the last time we use that jetpack.." coiny said.
"You said it babe." Pin said.
"Honey, sugar, are you two okay?" Dia asked, helping her boyfriend and girlfriend up.
"We're fine now, but where are we?" Coiny asked.
"It appears We're in another dimension." Nozomi said, walking up the door to find her partners huddled up together.
"Excuse me, but who the fuck are you?" Nicole and emiari asked, perfectly in sync with each other.
"Oh my, we should explain ourselves." Nozomi said.
Chapter 12: Funeral of an antihero
Summary:
more people arrive.
Chapter Text
Funeral of an antihero
"Okay, so we aren't from this dimension, we came to this dimension via this portal gun my grandpa Rick gave me a long time ago." Dia said, holding a portal gun with some green substance inside of it.
"Huh, okay then, still doesn't explain why you crashed through the basement door." Nicole said.
"Oh, well I used my girlfriend's old mech suit from bfdia to get through the door since it was locked." Coiny said, holding pin's old mech suit.
"Mhm, we're just trying to find our girlfriend Dia kurosawa, do you know where she is?" Pin asked.
"No, I don't even know who the hell she is." Nicole said, sounding geinuely confused.
"We're trying to get rid of this man named Steve cobs." Emiari said.
The 3 of them sat there, eyes widened.
"Steve..cobs..my father..?" Nozomi asked.
"We've been trying to track down that guy for years!" Coiny shouted.
"Well, I think we believe this is the same Steve Cobs who took your girlfriend Dia Kurosawa away from you." Emiari said.
"Wait you know him?" Nozomi asked.
"Yeah, obviously." Nicole said.
Then danger sign and iced coffee fell through the roof of the house.
"Why are so many people falling through the house?" Nicole asked emiari.
"I have no idea." Emiari said.
"Oh hey guys." Danger sign said, waving while smiling.
"So what's happening right now?" Iced coffee asked.
"Well, have you two ever heard of Steve cobs?" Nozomi asked.
Both of their eyes widened.
"Y-yeah, why?" Danger sign asked.
Chapter 13: (ACT 7) In shallow seas we sail
Summary:
cobs arrives.
Chapter Text
"Well, we have heard of him, we were also created by you too emiari.." Danger sign said, quietly.
"Oh damn, for real?" Nicole asked.
"Yeah for real, it's not fun always questioning your existence!" Iced coffee shouted in frustration.
"Yeah, it's not fun knowing that an evil corn man has created you, plus you and your girlfriend are the only real people in this room." Nozomi said.
"Yeah, but how do we stop him?" Danger sign asked.
"We can just, y'know, kill him." Pin said.
"It's easier said than done." Emiari said.
"Wait what do you mean?" Iced coffee asked.
"The last time we tried to kill him, he killed us with a bob-bomb." Nicole said.
"And now we're in this weird alternate reality." Emiari said.
The others contemplated their decision for a second, before coming to an agreement.
"We're gonna all kill him, together, maybe that'll break this whole time loop curse we all have." Coiny said.
"Wait really?" Nicole and emiari asked both in unison and shock.
"Hell yeah, just because we aren't real, doesn't mean he can't kill us permanently!" Pin shouted.
Then, Steve Cobs break into the house, knife in hand and Book and the rest of the group beaten up and tied up.
"RUN!!!!!!!" Emiari shouted.
Chapter 14: masochist
Summary:
cobs breaks into nicole's mom's room and the gang makes their grand escape.
Notes:
I love writing cobs lol >:3
Chapter Text
Emiari, Nicole, Danger sign, iced coffee, coiny, Pin, and nozomi were now inside of Nicole's mom's room upstairs, next to Nicole's room.
Danger sign put a chair over the door handle so Cobs couldn't unlock it, but he was banging on the door, and screaming like a madman.
"Open the damn door already!" Cobs shouted.
"No, fuck you cobs!" Iced coffee shouted.
"Well, I'm just gonna break down this door then!" Cobs shouted, slamming into the door at full force, which caused the walls of the room to crack from the pressure
"We can't stay in this room forever, what should we do?!" Danger sign asked emiari in a panic.
"I...I don't know.." Emiari said quietly.
"What do you mean you don't know..?" Danger signed asked.
"I..I don't know.." Emiari said, scared.
Nicole then noticed book trying to pry open the bedroom window with a Crowbar.
Nickel, Jeffery, and bocchi were boosting her up.
"Really hope this works.." Book thought to herself, continuing to pry open the window with the Crowbar.
Eventually, Book was able to pry open the door, but then Cobs broke into the room, with his meeple knife and just as furious as he could ever be.
"Oh I'm gonna have a lot of fun gutting you all alive!" Cobs shouted in pure anger and insanity.
Book then grabbed Danger sign and wacked Cobs in the face with him, then threw him out of the window as Kelly caught him.
"Come on, let's get out of here!" Book shouted.
Danger sign got up as Nicole, emiari, nozomi, coiny pin, danger sign, and iced coffee followed behind them.
Chapter 15: (ACT 8/END OF VOLUME 1) Carousel
Summary:
Book, nicole and the gang go to a new dimension.
Chapter Text
Nicole's gang got into the freesmart supervan with Book's gang and drove off, with Steve cobs following right behind them in his car.
"Christ, can't that crazy corn on a cob leave us the hell alone?!" Kelly shouted.
Iced coffee then threw a brick at Cobs' windshield, cracking it in the process.
"Ha, what are you gonna do that huh?!" Iced coffee shouted.
Cobs then pulled out a gun and started firing as danger sign pulled iced coffee back into the car.
"We need to get away from him!" Emiari shouted.
"We can use the dimension traveler button in here, but it's dangerous." Jeffery said.
"Well we don't have any other options left." Book said.
She pressed the button and they were soon transported into a new world.
Rika and satoko were out playing in hinimizawa and then, the freesmart supervan came crashing through them.
Book just barely stopped before she parked near a school parking lot.
"Is everyone okay?" Book asked.
"Yeah, but where are we?" Nicole asked.
Meanwhile with Cobs, he was trying to figure out where Book's gang went.
VOLUME 1 COMPLETE
VOLUME 2 COMING SOON
Chapter 16: Catching fire
Summary:
Book and her gang (group A) arrive in a new dimension.
Notes:
the start of volume 2
enjoy :3
Chapter Text
VOLUME 2 START
"Uh, who are you miss?" Rika asked book.
"Oh, uh, I'm book and uh.." Book tried to come up with an excuse, but then homura whispered that she's their mom.
"Oh, well I'm a mom and these are my children." Book said, with her "children" waving out the back window.
"I'm the other mom!" Pillow chimed in.
Book nodded.
"Oh, well nice to meet you, nippa." Rika said.
Satoko stared at book with menacing eyes, and so did ayumu and sotou.
"I feel like we're being watched." Madoka chimed in.
"We are." Homura said.
"No shit." Jecka said, pointing to sotou, satoko and ayumu all next to them.
"Uh, is there a place we can stay?" Book asked, nervously.
"Oh yeah, you can stay at our house." Rika said.
"But isn't our house a little too small though?" Satoko asked.
"Oh yeah.hmm.." Rika thought.
"Well I can take you guys in." A green haired gal said.
"Oh mion, you have enough for book and her children?" Rika asked.
"Yeah, you guys can just live in the basement." Mion said.
"Oh, sure." Book happily obliged.
"Okay, let me in the van and I'll lead you to the place." Mion said.
Book opened the van and let mion in the passenger seat, but she glared at mion.
"How can we tell you're not gonna try to kill us?" Book asked.
"I promise you, I won't do any of that." Mion said.
"You promise?" Book asked.
"I promise." Mion said.
The two of them then shook hands and then headed to mion's place, thanks to mion giving book directions to the place.
When they arrived, it seemed to be a large concerte building with no real color on it besides gray and black.
Yun and Fan stood outside of the building, with fan feeding his egg pet some food and Yun being on her phone, texting her girlfriend aoba about how boring guarding a door is.
Mion and Book then stopped the van and stepped out of it, with pillow opening the back door and letting the rest of the gang out of the van.
"Oh hey, new people fan." Yun said, nudging fan.
"O-oh, hey guys!" Fan shouted in joy. His pet egg made a happy sound as they met the new people.
"Hey guys, meet book, pillow and their family." Mion said, introducing book and Pillow and their "family" to fan and Yun.
"Wowie, this is actually kinda interesting." Nicole said, with uncharacteristic enthusiasm.
"Weird to see you act so out of character, it's cute though." Emiari said, giggling.
"Guys, chop chop, don't get distracted." Mion said, clapping her hands to get emiari and Nicole's attention.
Yun and fan let the gang in and inside, was a small room with a cage, with a blanket covering a person under it and some surveillance footage of some stuff going on outside.
"This place feels weird." Danger sign said, worried.
"No shit." Kelly said, sharing the same worry as danger sign.
"Guys it's probably nothing anyways, and it's not like Cobs is trying to find us anyways." Coiny said.
Meanwhile with Cobs, he had just built a portal that let's him travel to any dimension in the multiverse.
"Hehehe, they won't see me coming." Cobs said, opening the portal and going through it with some weapons and the portal gun itself.
Chapter 17: (Act 9): War all the time
Summary:
Cobs attacks a random group of people.
Chapter Text
Coconut was busy reading with her boyfriend, spider Pines, when they heard some footsteps.
"Coconut what was that?" Spider asked.
Coconut grabbed a baseball bat on the floor next to her.
"God where the hell are nicole and emily?" Cobs asked, sharpening his meeple knife as he walked around the house.
Spider grabbed out a taser.
"Oh goodie, there's someone I can ask." Cobs thought to himself.
Azuki was on the floor reading a playboy magazine when she saw Cobs behind her, and scratched his face out of instinct.
"Ow, you little bitch!" Cobs shouted, covering his eye which had a scratch mark on it.
He then knocked out azuki by kicking her to the wall.
"Hey, what the hell are you doing?" Maple asked, pissed.
Cobs didn't respond and instead stabbed maple with the meeple knife.
Cobs then opened the portal as maple slowly died from blood loss, as coconut and spider had just arrived at the scene of the crime.
The next dimension he went to was the yuyushiki dimension.
Yui, Yukari, and yuzuko were all walking to school together, with aikawa by their side, but then he grabbed her and muffled her from screaming with his mouth, as he stabbed her twice in both legs and then proceeded to tie her to a tree.
She screamed in pain as she started dying, but then Yukari then showed up out of nowhere and punched him in the face.
"What the fuck?" Cobs asked.
"Don't you dare mess with my friends." Yukari said.
"Oh pfft, whatever, I need these legs for a new meeple project anyways, and to build more Hatsune miku and miku nakano clones anyways." Cobs said.
"Oh and one more thing, your friends aren't even real, they were created by Emily! You're the only real one in your universe!" Cobs shouted, putting the meeple knife close to yukari's throat as she backed away slowly.
"They..They are not real..?" Yukari asked.
"Of course not you little bitch, once you die, this entire universe falls apart!" Cobs shouted, evilly grinning from ear to ear.
Yukari felt like her entire view of her world shattered into tiny little pieces.
She was stun locked, unable to do anything, as she dropped to her knees, tears forming in her eyes.
"Get away from her!" Yui and yuzuko both shouted, punching Cobs in the face and breaking a part of his glasses.
"Ow, you son of a bitch!" Cobs shouted, dropping his meeple knife as she started throwing fists at yui, who did the same.
"Yuzuko, get Yukari out of here, I'll try to hold him off!" Yui shouted, as she was punched in the face, but got back up and shot another punch at Cobs.
Yuzuko slapped Yukari out of her trance.
"Oh shit, what the hell?!" Yukari shouted.
"We need to leave, now!" Yuzuko shouted, as she grabbed yukari's hand and the two of them ran towards a now open portal.
Yui and Cobs kept fighting, and it looked like yui was gonna win.
"Say your prayers, corn man." Yui said, clenching her teeth.
"How about you say your prayers?" Cobs asked.
Yui was confused, but that didn't last long, as Cobs then clawed his fingers into yui's right eye.
"Augh, fucking hell!" Yui screamed in agony.
This gave Cobs enough time to get his meeple knife, his backpack full of weapons, and his portal gun, and Book it into another dimension.
Meanwhile, in the nekopara dimension, coconut and spider had healed maple and azuki, and the two injured cats were now resting.
"What do we do about this?" Coconut asked her boyfriend.
Spider thought about it, then he realized something.
He pulled out a portal gun similar to Rick's out of his hoodie pocket.
"We're going after the corn man." Spider said, grabbing his girlfriend's hand and opening the portal, as the two of them grabbed their weapons and went through the portal.
"Coiny, you might want to see this." Emiari said, motioning coiny to watch the surveillance footage.
Sotou was staring directly at them through the camera.
"Creepy." Coiny thought.
"Hey, what do you want with us?" Nickel asked, annoyed.
"Give me shouko. I need her for something." Sotou said, coldly.
"How about no?" Nickel asked.
"Erm actually, how about yes?" Sotou asked.
"Nuh uh." Nickel said.
"Yuh huh." Sotou said.
Meanwhile, shouko was in the cage, scared and crying.
Nickel stopped bickering with sotou and noticed shouko.
He then slipped through the bars and sat down next to her.
"Is everything okay shouko?" Nickel asked, concerned.
"No, it's because of sotou that I ended up in this crappy dimension, and I don't know what to do about it." Shouko said.
Nickel wrapped his leg around shouko.
"It'll be okay, just try to stick with us and we'll make sure she's dead." Nickel said.
"Yeah, and Cobs too." Nicole chimed in.
"Thanks guys." Shouko said, slightly smiling.
"No problem." Nickel said happily.
Meanwhile, yuzuko and Yukari ended up in the 2012 dimension, with Cobs coming after them.
And coconut and spider ended up in the veggietales dimension.
"Uh, who are you guys?" Bob the tomato asked the cat girl and white haired guy.
Chapter 18: Trapped
Summary:
Coconut and spider meet some new people.
Chapter Text
"Well, I'm spider and this is my girlfriend coconut." Spider said.
"Oh, well I'm bob the tomato." Bob said.
"And I'm Larry the cucumber." Larry the cucumber said happily.
"Also I'm Reimu, not sure how I ended up here to be honest but yeah, I'm here now." Reimu said, waving.
"Uh hi reimu." Spider said, nervously.
Reimu then realized, this was her cousin.
"Oh great, it's you cousin spider.." reimu said harshly.
"Damn, what did I do? Shit in your cheerios?" Spider asked, annoyed.
"Yes, yes you did you fucking idiot!" Reimu shouted.
"Not my fault though, that was my pet pig." Spider said, trying to defend his case.
Reimu looked at him unamused.
"Can you two just cut it out? What even happened earlier anyways?" Bob asked.
"Oh well this corn on the cob dude with glasses attack azuki and stabbed maple and then vanished before we could get to him and kill him." Coconut said, explaining the whole situation to them.
Bob and Larry were surprised.
"Oh hey guys what's shakin'?" Screw asked.
"Soo uh, what's happening guys?" Screwie asked, with bomby holding him, and with rize and kuroi, konata and kagami's teacher, standing next to him.
"Oh yeah, we forgot to mention that we have some guests that will be coming with you. This is screw, screwie, bomby, rize, and kuroi." Larry said.
"So you guys are just gonna ignore the fact that you guys were literally shocked about what we said earlier?" Coconut asked.
"Yes, as the people that have came here have also shared similar experiences to you, but we'll explain as we're going through different dimensions." Bob said.
"What do you mean by we?" Spider asked, geinuely curious.
"Me and Larry are gonna accompany you with your dimension hopping, and we also have Wanda and Cosmo with us too." Bob said.
Just then, Wanda and Cosmo appeared out of buttfuck nowhere and spooked the gang, except for Bob and Larry.
"Christ don't do that!" Bomby shouted.
"Well, anyways we got me, Wanda, reimu, screw, screwie, bomby, rize, kuori, coconut, spider, Bob and Larry, yeah I think that's everyone!" Cosmo shouted as he opened the portal to a new dimension with his wand.
"Well, let's go." Coconut said, holding spider's hand as the couple and group stepped into the portal, and were transported to the yuruyuri dimension.
Chapter 19: (Act 10): Wonderful life
Summary:
Chaos ensues with the rest of the groups.
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Yuzuko and Yukari hid inside of a bush outside a random person's yard.
"Oh where are youuuuu?" Cobs asked.
"Oh my god, just leave us alone cobs!" Yukari shouted.
"What's going on?" A woman (Emily Mcharrin) asked, with her boyfriend/Fiance (Mickey Youth) standing next to her.
"O-oh, nothing at all haha." Yuzuko said.
"Wait did you create us within this time loop?" Yukari asked.
Emily 2 was confused.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Emily 2 asked.
Just then, the ground started to shake, and then the floor started to separate, as items from different shelves fell into the ground below.
Emily 2 and mickey hung onto each other as yuzuko hung onto one shelf and Yukari held onto the other.
"Damn it, I can't switch dimensions right now, so I'll have to ride it out for now." Cobs and Yukari both thought.
Meanwhile, emiari and Nicole were out on a walk together.
Coiny, nozomi, and pin joined alongside them, but they were mostly goofing around and just having fun with pin's old mech suit, more specifically jumping off of a high cliff and seeing which one could catch each other first, which usually led with coiny substaning a bruise or a scar cause of nozomi or pin falling on top of him.
"It's nice to take a walk every now and again." Emiari said.
"Yeah, but It'd be better if coiny and his girlfriends would stop screwing around and actually help us find Dia, even if she was created by you." Nicole said.
"Yeah fair point, but we have also been through 3 loops and this one has been our longest one yet." Emiari said.
"Oh shit, your right." Nicole said, the realization hitting her like a freight train.
Meanwhile, in the yuruyuri dimension, Akari was walking down the hallway when coconut, spider, screw, screwie, bomby, rize, kuroi, Cosmo, Wanda, Bob, and Larry were transported inside of the science lab.
Then it blew up in their faces, causing a ton of smoke to get blown into their faces and bodies.
"Real nice start to the new dimension we enter, huh?" Bomby asked.
"Hey don't blame me." Cosmo said.
"Yeah, he's not that smart so give him a break." Wanda said, coming to his defense.
"Ugh, fine, but whoever you are, it's your fault for blowing that up in our faces." Bomby said, pointing at Nana.
"Eh, I'm used to my experiments exploding, I've actually been trying to rebuild the time machine for akari." Nana said, without giving much context on her current situation.
"Ooookay, what do you mean?" Bomby asked.
"Well, the redhead girl, who is Akari, got stuck here after time traveling to last year, but because of this whole time loop thing with Emily 1, it's been really difficult to try and get the right parts for the time machine, especially cause around 90% of us aren't real and are just created by Emily 1 herself." Nana said.
"Oh god, I know her." Bomby said.
Chapter 20: November rain
Summary:
Cobs attempts to catch yukari and yuzuko.
Chapter Text
"What do you mean?" Nana asked.
"I mean that I went to school with her, and a bunch of other people as a student." Bomby said.
"Oh shit seriously?" Nana asked.
"Yeah." Bomby said.
Meanwhile, Cobs was still trying to find Yukari and yuzuko after they escaped the supermarket.
Then, sonic came driving in a limo, and asked if Yukari and yuzuko needed a ride.
They said yes and they rode off, trying to get away from Cobs.
"Damn it, they got away." Cobs thought.
He then spotted a car and then proceeded to chase them with it.
Chapter 21: (Act 11): Marisa's final goodbye
Summary:
Pillow and book go out on a date, chaos ensues.
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Book and Pillow were out on a date together, since they haven't been able to since the loops started.
The two wondered, how long has it been since the 3rd loop started, and how is everyone doing back in their old dimension?
It was just, a weird thought book had, but it still lingered in her mind.
"Oh hey book, let's go to the angel mort!" Pillow shouted, pointing to the angel mort a few feet away from them.
The two of them headed inside of the angel mort, with pillow taking Book's hand and dragging her into the building.
But inside, the place was a mess.
Bodies were piled up everywhere, either knocked out or dead, and there was some crazed laughing coming from the distance.
Luckily, shion sonozaki, the younger sister of mion sonozaki was still alive, and was just pretending everything was fine cause what else can you do huh?
Book and Pillow weren't really surprised at the sight of what had happened.
"A table for two please." Book said.
"Alright, follow me ladies." Shion said, as Book and Pillow followed shion to their table.
The only people alive, besides Rena who was fighting a crazed keiichi clone, was Rika, Trevor (Minecraft Xbox 360 edition), and satoko, who was knocked out on the floor.
Rika's top half of her face was covered in blood and her eyes were widened in fear, and Trevor was shaking in fear.
"Here you go ladies, your menus will come shortly." Shion said, letting book and Pillow sit with Rika and Trevor.
But right before shion left, Trevor grabbed her hand.
"Don't leave please, we can't have you dying on us after we revived you." Trevor said, tears forming in his eyes.
Shion sighed and smiled.
"Alright, I'll stay, you got anything in the backpack that the lovely Sapphic couple can eat?" Shion asked, teasingly, which caused book to blush.
Trevor took a deep breath and calmed down a bit as he looked through the bag and found some sundaes in there.
"Ah nice." Book said, grabbing the sundaes and gave pillow her sundae.
Meanwhile, Rena had just died by having her skull bashed in with satoshi's baseball bat.
Rena's now dead body dropped to the floor and then the crazed keiichi clone walked over to the only table with people at it and looked at them, furiously scratching his neck.
"You guys better have something to help me get rid of these maggots, they're crawling inside of my skin and eating me from the inside!" The keiichi clone shouted.
"No we're not gonna help you, you're crazy." Book said, annoyed.
Trevor and shion hugged each other in fear.
Rika then started laughing manically out of nowhere.
"I have a solution." Rika said, her voice now deepened.
"Well what the fuck is it?!" The keiichi clone shouted.
"If you want the key to fix your maggot issue, you must crack open my skull with the baseball bat. Inside there should be a key." Rika said, pointing to her head.
The keiichi clone raised his bat and then proceeded to crack open rika's skull.
The thing that the keiichi clone didn't know was that Rika was still alive, as she was now immortal thanks to diamond and rikaimage.jpg giving her immortality.
"Where's the damn key?!" The keiichi clone shouted.
Then, diamond popped out of rika's head and kicked the keiichi clone to the ground, causing him to roll over to a nearby table.
Satoko then awoke, and hugged Rika, getting blood all over her face but she didn't care, she was glad Rika was okay and so was her nii-nii and her boyfriend, Trevor.
"Oh hey there satoko." Book said.
"Hey, don't steal my Rika got it?" Satoko asked, her eyes crimson red.
"I got pillow, so don't worry." Book said, hugging pillow.
"Good." Satoko said, smiling.
Then diamond was flung back to their table, bruised.
"Augh, can one of you guys help me fight this motherfucker? He's tough as nails." Diamond said, clenching her arm in pain.
"We'll help out!" Book and Pillow shouted, drawing out swords for each other.
The two of them were able to cut the keiichi clones face and then they knocked him out cold.
"Well, that was anti climatic, let's head back to the dungeon basement." Pillow said.
Book opened a portal and satoko grabbed Rika, and shion grabbed Trevor, who was asleep, and diamond, and the group went through the portal and were now back in the dungeon.
Nicole, emiari, nozomi, coiny, and pin were all back and were just chilling and talking with Jeffery, Marker, Karen, Nickel, shouko, danger sign, iced coffee, kelly, and Crispin.
Nicole ushered them to come join them in one of the jail cells.
"So whatcha guys talking about?" Book asked.
"Well, we were talking about how long this loop has been, and how many months, or even years it's been and we came up with the conclusion that it's been at least 5 months since this loop started, which is very odd considering that it just felt like yesterday we were getting chased by cobs and now we're just chilling here, and chatting about life." Emiari said.
"Huh, interesting." Diamond said.
"Well, me and our group were just fighting a crazed keiichi clone, and Rika got her skull split open." Book said.
"Damn really?" Kelly asked.
"Yeah, it actually wasn't painful at all, nipah." Rika said, saying her iconic catchphrase while everyone looked a little worried.
Nicole and emiari chuckled.
"Not a good time to laugh, but whatever." Diamond said.
"Aww, I love you guys." Marker said, somehow hugging everyone in a giant group hug.
Everyone more or less smiled in joy, meanwhile, yuzuko and Yukari weren't exactly joyful, since they were in a limo, trying to warn Emily 2 about the world in their current dimension ending.
Emily 2 didn't believe them and then, after a few minutes, the ground shook.
It had begun.
Chapter 22: Head like a hole (it has begun)
Summary:
Yukari and yuzuko evacuate a family from the 2012 dimension while cobs chases them down.
Chapter Text
Yuzuko and Yukari had just arrived, just as a giant earthquake started to destroy everything in sight.
Emily 2 and mickey went under the table, as they took Emma and coral under the table with them.
"What's going on mom?!" Coral asked frightened.
"Nothing to fret about honey, just stay calm!" Emily 2 shouted in fear.
"Mama, papa, we're all gonna die!" Emma shouted, sobbing.
"No we're not!" Mickey shouted, holding Emily 2 and his daughters close to him for comfort.
Yuzuko and Yukari then ran into the house, while it was shaking violently.
"Guys, we need to go now!" Yukari shouted.
"Nah I think we're fine under here." Coral said, as some pictures fell down onto the floor.
"No, get in the fucking car now, or Cobs is gonna kill us!" Yukari shouted, throwing coral into the back of the limo.
Yuzuko grabbed Emma, Emily, and mickey, and get the hell out of the house.
As soon as they got out, the foundation of the house collapsed, as the house sunk into the house.
"My house!" Emma shouted.
Coral then grabbed emma and put her into the limo.
Yukari started to back out of the driveway and broke apart of the limo, causing a random car to fall into the abyss.
"That was my car." Mickey said, annoyed.
"Sorry." Yukari said, as she started to booked it out of the neighborhood.
Chapter 23: (Act 12): Stoned
Summary:
Yukari and yuzuko continue their escape.
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"Can we please focus on the task at hand?" Nicole asked annoyed.
For context, Nicole and emiari were building a newspaper bat, when diamond was starting to get sleepy.
"Sorry, I just don't bother sleeping nowadays, out of paranoia mostly." Diamond said, yawning.
"Is it because of cobs?" Emiari asked.
"Yeah it's all because of that stupid ass corn man." Diamond said, yawning again.
Meanwhile Cobs was busy trying to capture Yukari, yuzuko, and their gang.
"It's probably nothing diamond, now help us hold down the newspaper, we need to put rubber bands around it." Emiari said.
"Got it." Diamond said, as she did what emiari told her to do.
Then finally, the newspaper Wacker was completed.
"Ah sweet, it's completed. Now i wonder, how is everyone else doing?" Diamond asked.
Meanwhile, bomby's group was busy trying to get the time machine working, and Akari was bust trying to change her past.
And in another dimension, Yukari and yuzuko were still driving through the remains of Los Angeles, as it fell apart completely.
Hoops, yoyo, obsidian, and mermista were all trying to get out of Los Angeles too and were behind some old ladies, one was driving slowly and the other was carrying some groceries, and both were blissfully unaware of the collapse of California.
"Get out of our way!" Obsidian shouted, honking the car horn.
"Hold onto those eggs dear." The old lady driving said.
"Oh fuck this." Obsidian and Yukari both said in sync, as the two of them swerved off of the main road and onto other people's yards, as mermista and Emily 2 told Yukari and obsidian to watch out for trees and fences and whatnot.
Cobs was riding on top of the old lady's car and when they crashed into a giant piece of concrete lifted up from the ground, Cobs hopped off of it and used a pogo stick to bounce around and try to get the two groups.
"What the hell does he want with us?" Coral asked.
"I don't know, maybe Yukari knows." Mickey said.
"He wants to kill me." Yukari said.
"What do you mean?" Emily 2 asked.
You guys aren't real. Only me, Emily, and a select number of people are real." Yukari said, as a gas station got blown up near them.
Chapter 24: Racing towards a red light
Summary:
yukari and yuzuko discover another group of people, and a plane that leads to another portal.
Chapter Text
"So, we're not even real?! Are we just made up by you and emily?!" Coral shouted in anger.
"Y-yes, unfortunately, but please, we're trying to save you for your own good." Yukari said.
The group stayed silent as Emma silently cried into Emily's arms.
Mickey glared at Yukari.
"Yeah maybe that wasn't exactly the best time to tell them." Yuzuko said, annoyed.
"Well, how else was I supposed to break it to them?" Yukari asked, annoyed.
"I dunno, you could've just let them down gently." Yuzuko said.
"Enough arguing you two, let's just try to get out of here." Emily said, in fear.
Yukari and obsidian almost fell off of the ledge but caught themselves and kept driving through the collapsing Los Angeles.
They then drove through an office building, with Cobs somehow managing to run at the same pace as obsidian and yukari's cars.
"Get over here you stupid girl and gemstone!" Cobs shouted, grabbing out a meeple gun and he started shooting the car, but the bullets kept hitting Random things as computers, paper, office desks and whatnot.
They eventually got out of that retched office building and kept driving, as Yukari hit a random Ford focus on the side of the road.
"We need to find another portal." Obsidian said.
"Where could that portal be?" Mermista asked.
"I think there might be a portal near some airplane." Hoops said.
"Well let's go there." Obisidian said, following Yukari's limo.
Chapter 25: (Act 13): Straovolcano mouth
Summary:
Yukari and yuzuko and their group and the other group finally escape the 2012 dimension.
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Eventually, the groups made it to the airplane.
It was a small airplane, but it was large enough to fit the gang inside of it.
Yukari and obsidian sat in the front of the plane, meanwhile, Hoops, yoyo, mermista, Emily 2, mickey, coral, yuzuko and Emma all squeezed into the back of the airplane, barely fiting, as they were squished together.
"Start the damn plane already!" Mermista shouted from the back, her face squished towards coral's body and mickey's face.
Yukari and obsidian got the plan started and they started to fly, as the ground started to collapse from beneath them, they got into the air.
Emma and mermista looked outside of the plane, after struggling to get through the crowd of people, and saw the destruction and fall of Los Angeles in front of them.
People were running away or falling into the ground.
Cars and buildings were collapsing and falling into the ground as well.
A subway then flew out of a crack from what used to be a subway station, and blew up.
Yukari struggled to control the plane, considering she never flew a plane before, but was eventually able to get it to the portal.
They were now inside of the class of 09 dimension, which didn't look too different from when Nicole's gang left 5 months ago.
They then crash landed the plane into the parking lot.
They all got out of the plane with minor injuries thankfully.
"Where are we?" Obsidian and Yukari thought to themselves.
Chapter 26: Game on
Summary:
Cobs blows up the school in the class of 09 dimension.
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Cobs was now back in the original dimension he was in before, and he had also planted bombs all around the school, before he had left.
Kyoko looked out of the window, and was currently trying to break the window to escape.
Principal lynn was also trying to find an escape from the school, after she had found the bombs planted all over the school too.
"Well, I think it's called.. the class of 09 dimension I believe." Mermista said.
"Ohhh, that's what it's called." Obsidian and Yukari said in sync.
"I swear you two share a brain cell sometimes." Mermista said.
Eventually, Kyoko was able to break through the window with a fire extinguisher.
Just then, Principal lynn, Alex, Piper, Max, and mio all came out of the door, as soon as the school blew up in front of the gang.
The 6 of them were all covered in ash from the explosion.
"Oh come on, Cobs followed us here?!" Obsidian asked, pissed.
"Seems like it." Yoyo said.
"Damn it, now we probably gotta hop dimensions again!" Obisidan shouted, enraged.
"We need to leave, now!" Max shouted in Obisidian's face.
"Don't scream at me you idiot." Obsidian said.
Cobs then appeared right behind them.
"Why hello old friends." Cobs said, holding his meeple knife.
"Don't call us that." Obisidian said, angry.
"Yeah, you tried to kill me." Yukari said.
"Oh whatever, you'll all be dead soon anyways, I just need to get the rest of the gang here." Cobs said, opening his portal and extending his hand out to find the rest of the gang.
Chapter 27: (Act 14): American Soldier
Summary:
Cobs grabs the people from the higurashi dimension.
Chapter Text
Nicole and emiari were busy making out on the floor, and emiari was groping Nicole's boobs, as she moaned softly.
"Fuck your so good at kissing baby." Nicole said.
"I know honey." Emiari said.
Meanwhile, diamond, nozomi, coiny, and pin kept watch of the couple outside of the cage, and shouko, Nickel, Marker, Karen, Kelly, Jeffery, Book, Pillow, shion, Trevor, satoko, and Rika were all outside walking when they came across an emotionless Hatsune miku.
"Hatsune miku?" Marker asked.
"What's she doing here?" Karen asked.
"Not sure but I don't think she means any harm." Kelly said.
"Cobs." Hatsune miku said.
The group stood there, a little shocked to say the least.
"Wait did she just say cobs?" Nickel asked.
Then Madoka and homura ran towards them, protecting them from the Hatsune miku clone.
"Don't let the miku clone come any closer, it's dangerous!" Madoka shouted.
Just then, a giant hand grabbed the group, and Nicole's group and emiari as well, and dragged them through a portal.
Chapter 28: REAL SUPER DARK
Summary:
Cobs grabs the other group.
Chapter Text
"Alright, I think the time traveling machine is ready to go." Rize said.
Then, a giant hand came and grabbed Cosmo, Wanda, Bob, Larry, rize, bomby, screwie, kuori, coconut, spider, reimu, screw, Nana, Akari, and rise and took them to a portal.
Then, they were then transported to the class of 09 dimension.
"What the hell?" Coconut thought.
Chapter 29: (Act 15): I swear I'll change
Summary:
Some secrets and stuff are revealed by cobs.
Chapter Text
"Well, looks like I got most of the real people here." Cobs said.
"What do you mean by most?" Screw asked.
"Well, there's a select number of you guys that are actually real, like me, and the rest that have been created by Emily thanks to this time loop." Cobs said.
"Just tell us who's real and who isn't." Nicole said.
"Yeah I'm getting impatient." Nickel said, angry.
"Here's a list of the real people here." Cobs said, handing reimu a note with some peoples names on it.
Real people:
1. Nicole
2. Emily 1
3. Ari
4. Emily 2
5. Mickey
6. Diamond
7. Nickel
8. Jeffery
9. Karen
10. Kelly
11. Yukari
12. Fanny
13. Reimu
14. Book
15. Pillow
16. Muni
17. Haruna
18. Steve
19. Robin
20. Cobs
21. Madoka
22. Homura
23. Tara
24. Yoyo
25. Bomby
26. Nana
27. Rise
28. Akari
29. Sonic
30. Shadow
31. Rika
32. Shion
33. Larry
34. Bob
35. Ryo
36. Bocchi
37. Kita
38. Kukuri
39. Kuori
40. Numi
41. Sayaka
42. Tennis ball
43. Golf ball
44. Income tax return document
45. Chinatsu
46. Xbox game
47. Sanae
48. Shouko
49. Jecka
50. Umi
51. Spongy
52. Eraser
53. Hatsune miku
54. Kasane teto
55. Screwie
56. Rikaimage.jpg
57. Hanyuu
58. Keiichi
59. Ritsuko
60. Misato Katsuragi
61. Aoba
62. Ko Yagami
63. Keiichi
64. Barf bag
65. Satoko
66. Ruby 1
67. Ruby 2
68. Ruby 3
69. Ruby 4
70. Fan
71. Kurumi
72. Weiss
Reimus eyes widened in shock.
"So, only 72 of us are actually real?" Reimu asked, in fear.
"Yeah, only 72 of you are real, while the rest were created thanks to Emily 1 and her stupid time loop, and I'm gonna make damn sure she goes through hell cause of this!" Cobs shouted, shooting his meeple pistol at Nana's arm, causing her to clench it in pain.
"Why are you doing this?" Nickel asked.
"I'm doing this for the money, and if I kill the real people off permanently, besides me and ritsuko, ritsuko will give me a large amount of money, and I'll be the richest man alive!" Cobs shouted.
"Not if we kill you permanently!" Muni shouted, appearing out of nowhere.
Then Fries, Lake, Barf Bag, keiichi, aoba, ko, Tara, haruna, hanyuu, keiichi, Rikaimage.jpg, Misato Kutsuragi, the real Hatsune miku and not an evil clone this time, kasane teto, scewie, Spongy, Eraser, umi, sonic, shadow, kukuri, Steve, and Robin emerged from the ash of what used to be the school building, covered in ash and sot.
"Oh, so looks like everyone's here, now let's party!" Emiari shouted.
And thus, their first battle begun.
Chapter 30: (END OF VOLUME 2) Game over (Wish)
Summary:
A final battle commenses.
Notes:
the best chapter I've written tbh.
Chapter Text
Diamond threw the first punch at Cobs, which resulted in her getting her eye stabbed out by cobs.
Hanyuu then threw rikaimage.jpg at Cobs and she scratched his face, but then threw her off and she hit akari in the face, bruising it badly.
"Owie." Akari whined.
Nickel then ran up and bit Cobs finger, and then he flung and hit Alex in the face.
"Oh, watch it you stupid coin." Alex said, annoyed.
"Throw me back at cobs." Nickel said.
Alex was confused, but shrugged as she threw Nickel back at Cobs, but that resulted in kita's skull getting bashed in by the sheer force of Nickel being thrown directly at her.
Bocchi was devastated and angry, and she threw a few punches at Cobs, which resulted in her dying easily to having her neck snapped.
Book then threw pin at Cobs, in which he dodged and pin hit rikaimage square in the face, but it didn't really affect her at all.
She then threw pin back at Cobs and it actually hit him in the back this time, as he yelled in pain.
"Ow, fucking hell." Cobs said, pissed, as he threw pin at kuori, stabbing her in the stomach.
Rikaimage removed pin from kuroi's stomach and healed her wound quickly.
Coiny then lit a firework and launched it at Cobs, but he dodged it and it hit hanyuu square in the face instead.
Hanyuu was woozy after being hit with the firework.
Larry and Nicole then threw shion at Cobs, while she held a bloody scapel, and tried to dig out Cobs's eye, but she was instead stabbed in the eye herself and slowly bled out from her stab wound.
Nozomi, ko, hanyuu, and nickel tried to throw a bunch of sharp nails at him, but he dodged them all, or at least most of them.
A couple of nails hit his body, and in rage, threw out mephone X to try and kill them.
While the 4 of them were running away, Cobs grabbed a bomb and blew up Bob, Alex, Piper, and Principal lynn.
Their body parts blew all in front of bocchi, who then suffered a heart attack and died.
Aoba poured some water into barf bag and she then punched Cobs hard, causing him to lose a few kernels in the process and breaking a part of his glasses lens.
Cobs in anger, grabbed a bunch of poison bugs and attempted to throw them all at fries.
Fries was very athletic, so he was able to dodge the bugs with no problem, but they ended up hitting max, Steve, Robin, and Spongy, the 3 dying instantly due to the bug poison, but Spongy was somehow immune.
"Haha, I'm immune to bug poison now." Spongy said, laughing at Cobs, who furiously threw another meeple knife at him, stabbing him in the head and causing him to yell in pain.
"Hey how dare you hit spongy!" Barf bag shouted, trying to punch Cobs again, but he blocked it and threw her at Spongy, causing her to pass out from the lack of any liquid inside of her.
The fight continued on, with Cobs taking out umi with a knife to the forehead, Tara, Eraser and haruna fell into a hole with spikes and died instantly, screw was thrown into space, and screwie was also thrown into space.
Both of them died later in space due to the lack of oxygen.
"Stop causing death!" Marker shouted.
"Yeah!" Aoba, Fanny, and hanyuu shouted.
The 4 of them started running towards him and then he pulled out a laser gun.
"Guys watch out!" Fanny shouted, before she got vaporized by the laser gun.
Aoba, hanyuu and Marker were in shock, and soon took cover behind a dumpster.
"What do we do now?" Aoba asked, trying to cover her head.
Coiny and nozomi then threw pin at Cobs, but he dodged it again, and she hit akari square in the face, killing her instantly as pin pierced through her brain.
"NO AKARI!" Rise shouted.
Rise was then vaporized by the laser gun.
"Can you just stop causing more death!?" Aoba shouted.
"Yeah!" Marker and Hanyuu shouted.
Aoba was then vaporized by the laser gun.
"Revenge!" Marker shouted, hopping over the dumpster to try and retrieve the laser gun.
"Marker no, you'll die!" Hanyuu shouted in fear.
Marker and Cobs fought for a bit, until Marker bit down hard on cob's arm, causing him to yell in pain and let go of the laser gun.
"He's disarmed!" Marker shouted, running back to the dumpster with the laser gun in hand.
"Ugh, I'll deal with him later, for now.." Cobs said, bringing out mephone X again to kill more people.
"NO!" Book and Rika shouted as they got on top of cobs and started hitting him with their fists.
"Augh get off of me, right now!" Cobs shouted.
"Not until you stop killing all of our friends and my girlfriend, and just surrender, you stupid corn man!" Book shouted.
"Oh well, hate to break it to you book, but almost all of your friends are dead." Cobs said, deepening his voice and showing book and Rika the dead bodies of Kelly and the rest of the gang, who had all died off screen to mephone X.
The only people left were pillow, Nicole, emiari, Nana, coiny, nickel, pin, nozomi, hanyuu, Marker, fries, Yukari, Book and Rika.
Rikaimage had vanished for whatever reason.
Nana then tried to stab Cobs with a trident, but he grabbed the trident and threw it at nana's face, killing her instantly and killing pin, nozomi, pillow, and coiny.
"Shit, well fries and Marker are real now." Book said, smugly.
"Wait what?! How the fuck did you do that?!" Cobs asked, geinuely confused.
"It's all thanks to rikaimage before she vanished." Marker said.
Rika and Book then bit Cobs, and then he threw them off of him.
Hanyuu then tried to run into him, but she was then thrown into fries.
"Oh, hey don't throw people!" Fries shouted.
Hanyuu, fries, Book, and Rika were then tied to four separate crosses.
"You are all too powerful, so instead, I'm gonna kill Nicole, emiari, Yukari, Nickel, and marker myself, with this nifty shredder I have." Cobs said, pulling out a meeple shredder, and grabbing the group of people he was gonna kill, but then thought of an even better way to kill nickel and Nicole.
It was giant.
"But first, I'm just gonna shoot nickel and nicole." Cobs said.
"Nonononono-" Nickel and Nicole pleaded, before being turned into red mist and titanium mist by cobs using his giant machine gun.
Book, Rika, Marker, fries, hanyuu, emiari, and Yukari looked at the corpses, horrified.
There was nothing left of Nickel or Nicole left, it was just mist and dust.
"Now then, get into the damn shredder!" Cobs shouted, throwing Marker, emiari, and Yukari into the shredder.
Marker hung onto the side of the shredder, and emiari and Yukari held onto marker's leg.
Yukari's leg was dangerously close to the shredder.
"Come on just fall into the damn shredder!" Cobs shouted, trying to make Marker lose his grip on the edge of the shredder.
"I'm not gonna!" Marker shouted.
"Fine, have it your way, ill make you fall anyways and have the people tied to the cross watch you die." Cobs said, grabbing a taser and tasing Marker.
A now burnt Marker let go of the shredder and grabbed another side of the shredder, and so did Yukari.
Emiari wasn't so lucky though, as she fell face first into the shredder, then got her face ripped off and her skull then got splattered all over the shredder, including Marker and Yukari who watched in horror, as the rest of emiari's body got shredded into tiny pieces of flesh and bones.
Yukari couldn't hold onto the side anymore and fell in, with Marker falling shortly after.
Yukari fell on her ass, as her ass got shredded first, causing her to screech in pain, as Marker got sandwiched in between Yukari and her legs, as they got sandwiched together.
"Guys, you have to get out of there." Hanyuu said.
"It's no use, we're de-" Yukari started before the shredder hit her stomach and she puked out her guts and organs, and her stomach acid melted a tiny piece of marker's cap.
"We're so dead." Marker said, scared.
Yukari choked on her own stomach acid and blood as she got shredded and then, died once her skull blew up and her brain matter splattered all over book, Rika, fries and hanyuu.
Marker was the last one to die, as he screamed in pain and his green ink splattered all over the 4 people stuck on the cross.
"Looks like the deed has been done." Cobs said.
Emily failed.
And so did the others.
"Now, let's get this done and over with before you try to argue with me, cause you guys will be stuck in this infinite time loop, for the rest of eternity!" Cobs shouted, lighting another bob-bomb and killing book, Rika, fries, hanyuu, and then himself in the process.
Loop 3 has now concluded.
END OF VOLUME 2 (2/13/24)
Chapter 31: (Act 16): introduction to numi, sayaka, chinatsu, Ryo, xbox game, and Income tax return document (ITRD) (Lose my life)
Summary:
A group of people get trapped on the no through roads.
Chapter Text
Numi, sayaka, chinatsu, Ryo, xbox game, and Income tax return document were all driving home, and had come across the infamous no through road.
"Oh great, we're lost." Chinatsu whined.
"Stop whining, we'll find our way back home eventually." ITRD said.
"I don't know if we will or not but whatever you say man." Numi said.
The group kept driving down the no through road, with their headlights on.
"Let's turn on some music." Xbox game said, turning on the radio.
The intro for racing towards a red light by soasin started playing, but was quickly cut off by a distorted version of the quicksilver girl song.
"What the fuck is wrong with the damn radio?" ITRD asked.
"I'm not sure. It was working earlier today." Xbox game said, trying to switch the radio station to something else, but it stayed on the same distorted quicksilver girl song.
"Damn radio's broken, you got a cd we can put in?" Xbox game asked Sayaka.
"I mean, I think I saw a radiohead cd in the glove box somewhere." Sayaka said, digging through it.
ITRD was annoyed that he couldn't get him and his group home but kept driving anyways.
20 minutes had passed and they were still driving on the same road, while the radiohead cd played in the background.
"This is taking forever I swear to god." ITRD said, pissed.
"It's probably just another quick 5 minutes drive, I'm sure it's nothing to really fret about." Sayaka said, trying to calm ITRD down and reassure him that everything is okay.
It infact, wasn't at all.
They had now been driving for around an hour now and they were still going nowhere.
"Ok we have gotten absolutely nowhere for the past hour, where the hell is the road?" ITRD asked, pissed.
"I don't know, I can't get anything on the GPS since it won't show us where we are or where we're going." Chinatsu said, pressing random buttons on the GPS to try to get it working again.
"Maybe it's because you're pressing every single button on the GPS." Sayaka said.
"Ohhh, oops." Chinatsu said.
"It's OK, everyone makes mistakes." Xbox game said.
"Well apologizing isn't gonna help us get out of the no through roads." Numi said.
Ryo nodded, but she has half asleep anyways.
Eventually, the group had finally made their way onto the main road.
"God damn, finally, now turn on the headlights." Sayaka said.
ITRD did just that, but then, in an instant, they were back on the no through road.
The group was shocked, to say the least, except for Ryo, who was now asleep.
"How is this possible?" Numi asked in fear.
"I-I don't even know." ITRD said, scared and trying to turn the headlights back on.
The cd cut off right when no surprises ended, and then when the headlights were turned back on, the distorted quicksilver girl song started playing again, as a heavily disfigured and mangled kurumi and haruna stood right in front of their car.
The group went into a panic, screaming as Sayaka and ITRD ran off, leaving the others to die in a giant gas explosion inside of the car.
The kurumi creature came over and ate ITRD and then, sayaka dropped the camera she was filming with and the haruna creature picked it up, and basically beat her to death with it.
She then ate sayaka's soul gem, killing her instantly and now trapping them inside of the time loop.
Chapter 32: Absolute Insanity (Drugs) (Loop 4)
Summary:
Emily is gradually losing her mind lmao.
Chapter Text
Emily woke up in the bathroom again, and immediately puked into the garbage can.
"God damn it, we were so close to getting out of this damn time loop, and now I'm back to square one." Emily said, as she looked in the mirror.
She looked normal, for the most part.
Then ari came into the bathroom, pissed.
"Hey, what's going on ari?" Emily asked.
"It's about that bitch nicole." Ari said, pissed.
"Wait what the fuck?" Emily thought.
Ari then just glitched out of the bathroom without any reason.
"I would ask why she doesn't remember what happened but well, I was technically in her body so uh, yeaaaah." Emily thought to herself.
Emily then walked out of the bathroom, confused out of her mind.
"What the hell is going on?" Emily asked herself.
Then Marker went running down the hall as he grabbed Emily's hand and dragged her with him.
Haruna ran with them.
"Where the hell are we going?!" Emily shouted, confused to all hell.
"Out of this damn school, Jeffrey's on a shooting rampage!" Marker shouted.
"Wait what?! Why?!" Emily asked.
"It's because of Nicole. She ticked him off one too many times and he snapped, he's gonna kill everyone here!" Haruna shouted.
The 3 of them were now outside of the school, but didn't get far as they were all ridiculed with bullets.
Emily was the only one left alive, as Jeffery then came up to her and said, "Goodnight sweet princess." Before blasting her head into smithereens, ending loop 4.
Chapter 33: (Act 17) Watch the world burn (Loop after loop) (Loop 5)
Summary:
Emily going insane: the squeakquel
Chapter Text
Emily woke up in a cold sweat, with kurumi, haruna and Marker looking over her, concerned.
"Finally, she's awake." ITRD said, annoyed and arms crossed.
"Why the fuck am I still stuck in this fucking time loop?" Emily asked.
"Well you created this time loop, and now you gotta get out of it." ITRD said.
"How though?" Emily asked, panicked.
ITRD facepalmmed.
"Oh wait, just go back to that abandoned pawn America and destroy that stupid time machine thing that created the time loop in the first place." Kurumi said.
"How do you know that?" Emily asked, confused.
"Maybe it's because you wrote this shit down on the 2nd loop." Haruna said, holding up a notebook of notes that Emily wrote back in the bunker during the 2nd loop.
The notes read stuff about her surroundings during the 2nd loop and her Suspicions about some people there like Karen, basketball, Nickel, haruna, miku nakano, and Cobs.
"What did you find suspicious about me in the 2nd loop, hm?" Haruna asked, questioning Emily.
"I-I just thought you were working with Cobs is all.." Emily said.
"I'm not for God's sake!" Haruna shouted.
"Yeah my girlfriend would never work for cobs!" Kurumi shouted, coming to haruna's defense, as the two of them fist bumped each other.
"I swear to god I feel like I'm going crazy." Emily said, scratching her head like crazy and causing it to bleed a little due to her crazy long nails.
"Are you trying to get yourself killed faster?" Kurumi asked, holding Emily's hands.
"Yeah, maybe, I don't fucking know." Emily said, trying to scratch her head but couldn't because of kurumi holding them back.
"Well don't do that, please." Marker said, worried.
"Yeah please don't, we can't have you dying on us again." Haruna said.
"OK fine, what should I do then? Not panic? Pretend nothing happened?" Emily asked, aggressively shaking kurumi.
"Yeah don't panic you idiot." ITRD said.
"Oh how about you shut the fuck up you dumbass?" Emily asked, pissed.
"Okay, you two let's not fight. We should try to find Nicole and ari." Kurumi said.
Then a loud scream was heard from outside of the bathroom and then a sound of objects and glass breaking and parts of a building crumbling apart.
"What's happening?!" Haruna asked.
Nicole and ari then burst into the bathroom, along with Tara, amber, madoka, homura, Book and Pillow following right behind them.
Pillow and amber moved some trash cans near the door and put a chair near the Doorknob so it couldn't be unlocked.
"What's going on you guys?" Emily asked.
"The entire school's crumbling to the ground!" Amber shouted.
"Wait what?! Ho-" Emily started before the bathroom they were in collapsed in on them, killing everyone, including Emily, and thus, ending loop 5.
Chapter 34: Bottle of pills during a world War (Ole Fishlips is dead now) (loop 6)
Summary:
Emily and the gang wake up in a weird loop.
Chapter Text
Emily woke up in a cold sweat, again.
"God damn it." Emily muttered.
Kurumi, haruna, Nicole, ari, Marker, Book, pillow, Amber, ITRD, chinatsu, Ryo, numi, sayaka, madoka, homura, and Xbox game were in the bathroom with her now.
"I think you just made a new save point." Marker said.
"What do you mean?" Emily asked.
"I mean that now everytime you die, we are there with you." Marker said.
"Huh, interesting, now we should actually try to go to that abandoned pawn america." Emily said.
"Yeah let's go before we die again." Marker said.
The group then left the bathroom and saw a bunch of students and staff running in different directions.
"What's happening now?" Book asked.
Then a loud explosion happened and it left everyone's ears ringing.
"Augh god, what the hell?" Emily asked.
Then, some Russian military dude came running into the building.
Pillow grabbed Marker and wacked him to death.
"We're in red dawn." Pillow said.
"Oh shit." Emily said.
Chapter 35: (Act 18): Aquasun (Red dawn)
Summary:
The gang experience red dawn firsthand.
Chapter Text
"We need to get out of here!" Madoka shouted.
"How?! There are Russians coming into the building and it's likely that was our only exit." Numi said.
"We can just escape through the window." Emily said.
"Oh, I didn't realize that." Numi said.
"Come on everyone, let's get through the window." Book said, as she and Pillow opened the window to let the group escape out of it.
But outside, it was complete chaos.
Chapter 36: Homecoming (surrender)
Summary:
the gang experiences red dawn.
Chapter Text
"What the hell is happening out here?" Nicole asked.
"I'm not sure." Emily said.
"The Russians are attacking." Nano (100 girlfriends) said.
The group was scared by nano's sudden appearance.
"Where'd you even come from?" Book asked.
"Don't ask questions, get in the truck." Nano said, pointing to kylar's ford f-250.
The group crammed themselves into the truck and nano got into the front seat and went ham on the gas pedal as she drove out of the parking lot, hitting a few trees in the process.
"Watch out for any Russians trying to shoot us." Nano said, warning the group outside of the truck, sitting in the truck bed.
"Got it." Pillow said, shooting a random Russian with a laser gun, vaporizing him immediately.
"Good job pillow." Book said, high fiving her girlfriend.
"Where are we gonna go?" Emily asked nano.
"To the forest, but we need to stop by my house first for supplies." Nano said, turning onto a random interstate.
Nano then drove onto the exit for her place and parked the truck outside.
"Now book and ari, come inside with me, and be quick, since we don't have much time to waste." Nano said, getting out of the truck.
Book and ari followed, getting out of the truck and following nano into the house.
Chapter 37: (Act 19): the foundations of decay (the forest)
Summary:
the gang goes to a forest for refugee.
Chapter Text
Book, ari and nano got into nano's house, and started looking through every drawer and nook and cranny in the house.
Then, yoshino, kurumi 2 (date a live) shido, sonic, shadow, origami, pen, and liy fell through the roof, with bottle, hanamaru, laundry basket, and Vern soon following behind.
"What the hell just happened?" Origami asked, getting up and helping the others who fell.
"Don't hurt us, please!" Book and emily shouted in fear, worried that they were working for cobs.
"We're not gonna hurt you girls!" Sonic shouted.
"Okay good, now can you help us find stuff?" Nano asked.
"Of course." Kurumi 2 said, looking through a pile of junk.
The group kept looking through the junk piles, finding food, guns and much more stuff.
Then a bang was heard at the door.
"What the fuck was that?" Laundry basket asked, holding a gun towards the door.
"You guys need to get out of there, no-" Emily mcharrin shouted before being shot down and killed by a Russian.
"Come out here with your hands up, no-" the Russian started before pillow started to attack the Russian out of nowhere.
Pillow then opened the door, now covered in blood.
"Got rid of the Russian for us, now come on we need to get the hell out of here." Pillow said, grabbing Book's hand and getting her into the truck, with the rest of them following behind her.
Nano got into the front seat after she put everyone's stuff in the back and drove away from her house and into the forest.
After a few hours of driving, they finally got to the forest.
Chapter 38: setting up camp (somebody told me)
Summary:
the gang set up camp.
Chapter Text
Nano and Book started setting up camp after finding a decent spot to camp in the forest, and Nicole, ari, kurumi 2 and Pillow helped unpack stuff while the rest went to find firewood to start a fire.
The rest of the group was just sitting there, chatting about whatever was on their mind.
"So origami, what are you exactly?" Marker asked, as origami had mentioned being a spirit during the car ride to the forest.
"Well, me, kurumi, and yoshino are all spirits." Origami said.
"Ohh, interesting." Marker said.
"Yeah." Origami said.
An hour later, the group finished unpacking and setting up camp, and they also found some survivors, those being billboard (5sos), whiskey (5sos), glasses (5sos), and CD (5sos).
"Hey so, what happened with the four of you, more specifically CD?" Ari asked.
"I feel down a cliff you idiot." CD said.
"You'll get used to her being rude after a while." Whiskey said.
"So what's happening out in the real world right now?" Billboard asked.
"Well, a bunch of Russians came in and started attacking us but we managed to escape and then, we went to get some supplies, and now we're here trying to figure out our next move." Emily said.
"Oh damn, sorry to hear that." Whiskey said.
"It's fine, but I do have a plan on how we can take back our town." Emily said.
Chapter 39: (Act 20) cry christmas (attempt to take back the town)
Summary:
the gang prep to take back their town.
Chapter Text
It was time.
The group had been preparing for this day for a while.
It was time to take their town back.
Book and Pillow had knives and guns ready.
Nano, billboard, Marker and Nicole had pistols.
Whiskey, CD, Ari, glasses, Laundry basket, and yoshino carried the explosives, which were all inside of laundry basket.
"Hope you don't mind carrying our explosives LB." Glasses said.
"No worries." Laundry basket said.
Shido, ITRD, sonic, shadow, Kurumi 1, haruna, Amber, chinatsu, Ryo, numi, sayaka, madoka, homura, and Xbox game all had found a giant tank and were gonna use it to ram into the border the Russians built to keep them from getting into the city.
Kurumi 2, origami, pen and liy were all geared up with armor and also had guns.
The gang was now ready to fight.
Chapter 40: sneaking into the border (Disenchanted)
Summary:
the group try to sneak into the border.
Chapter Text
CD grabbed a stick of Dynamite out of laundry basket, and lit it with a match she found, and threw it at some unsuspecting Russians.
Then the group on foot ran into the town, throwing explosives.
Kurumi 1 was busy blasting Russians with the tank.
Kurumi 2 and pen were mowing down Russians with uzis.
And the rest were just running around shooting the enemy Russians.
The only Russians who actually joined them were Vivian and melody, as they were forced to help the enemy Russians.
Cobs wasn't exactly happy about this, so he sent out doctor octogonopus to deal with them.
"That'll teach them to mess with me thrice." Cobs said, as he drank some wine.
Chapter 41: (Act 21) enter sandman (doctor octogonopus)
Summary:
Doctor ocotgonopus starts taking people.
Chapter Text
The group was doing pretty good.
They had been successful with rescuing some people who were previously captured, like Principal lynn, fan, Barf Bag, and nickel.
Some people who were captured, like kylar, muni, yoyo, and Tara, were killed, but the group didn't exactly know that yet.
Then, doctor octogonopus came out.
He whipped out two of his tentacles and grabbed amber and xbox game.
Amber and Xbox game screamed in the distance as Book and Nicole chased after them as they were being dragged away by doctor octogonopus to a shady alleyway.
"Where'd they go?" Nicole asked.
"I don't know." Book said.
Then Emily, laundry basket, nano and some people rescued from the Russians (Vern, Mikan, kind mita and hanamaru) followed them.
"What the hell is going on?" Vern asked.
Chapter 42: "where did they go?" (Forgotten)
Summary:
the group try to find the missing people.
Chapter Text
"Where did they go?" Nano asked.
"We don't know, we heard amber and xbox game screaming and they got dragged into a dark alleyway." Book said.
"Yeah, also where's ari?" Nicole asked.
"We were actually trying to find her zura." Hanamaru said.
Then they were all grabbed by doctor octogonopus.
"Welp, we're probably dead." Laundry basket said, as the group, including themselves, screamed as they got dragged away.
Chapter 43: (Act 22): do or die (Captured)
Summary:
the gang gets captured.
Chapter Text
Emily, Mikan, Vern, and Book were the first ones to open their eyes.
They were all tied to separate wooden chairs, with tight ropes, gripping into their skin.
"Hey fuckhead, show yourself!" Emily shouted.
At first there was no answer.
"Hey? Hello? Please untie us!" Book shouted, in desperation to get herself and the others out of there.
Then, a familiar face, to book, mikan, and Emily come up to them.
It was Steve cobs, and junko.
"C-cobs?! Are you fucking kidding me?!" Emily shouted.
"You guys clearly don't know when to give up, especially when 3 of you tied up aren't even real." Cobs said.
Vern, kind mita, and hanamaru looked at book and emily, who were sweating bullets.
"What is he talking about?" Kind mita asked.
"We don't know what you're talking about." Book said.
"Don't fucking sugarcoat it, I'm not real either but does it look like I give a shit? No I fucking don't, now spill the fucking beans!" Junko shouted.
"OK fine, kinda mita, Vern, hanamaru, I created you guys when this loop started." Emily said, finally fessing up to them.
"Good girl, now we should show you someone who has been tricking you this whole time." Cobs said.
"I swear to god if it's nicole." Emily said.
Then, origami came out from underneath the shadows.
"Hello, old friends." Origami said, smiling creepily.
Emily and Book were in shock, while the other 3 couldn't process what they were just heard and nano and laundry basket just sighed in annoyance.
Then, crazy mita came out along with doctor octogonopus.
Chapter 44: new foes (all alone)
Summary:
the gang find new foes, and an ally betrays them.
Chapter Text
"So, how's everything going for you in this time loop emily?" Crazy mita asked.
Emily ignored her, which annoyed crazy mita.
Crazy mita then grabbed Emily by the cheeks and pulled her real close to her crazed face.
"I said, how's everything going for you?" Crazy mita asked.
"I don't even know anymore." Emily said, cheeks still squished by crazy mita.
Amber and xbox game were back towards a corner when doctor octogonopus fired up his laser and blasted them into nothing.
"What are you doing to them?" Kind mita asked.
"Blasting them into nothing, they won't even remember a thing." Origami said, smugly smiling.
"You all are sick you know that?" Laundry basket asked.
"Oh shut up you stupid piece of plastic." Cobs said.
Nicole and ari were then thrown onto the floor, tied to chairs and ball gagged.
Principal lynn, Barf Bag, Hoops, fan, Marker, and Alex were all thrown to the floor as well, with the exception of Barf bag having tinfoil on top of her head so her Barf wouldn't spill out.
Chapter 45: (END OF VOLUME 3) (Act 23): stage 6: world in the place fades away (the end of loop 6)
Summary:
the 6th loop ends, as the gang's forced to watch their friends die to doctor octogonopus.
Chapter Text
"Emily? What the fuck is going on?" Alex asked, angry.
"I-I don't know." Emily said.
"Guys uh..it's doctor octogonopus..zura.." hanamaru said, pointing her pinky at doctor octogonopus charging up his laser.
"I guess we can date in the next loop." Ari said to Nicole, blushing.
"Yeah, we will." Nicole said.
"NO DONT PLEASE!" Emily, hanamaru, Vern, Book, Alex, lynn, fan, Barf Bag, Hoops, Marker, laundry basket, nano, kind mita, and mikan shouted before lynn, fan, Barf Bag, Hoops, fan, Marker, and Alex were all blasted into nothingness with the laser.
It was too late.
All that remained of them was just a pile of ash.
"Well now what?" Junko asked.
"Just kill us already." Emily said.
"No I wanna live please!" Mikan shouted.
"Alright, bob-bomb it is." Cobs said, pulling out yet another bob-bomb, blowing them all up and thus, ending loop 6.
END OF VOLUME 3 (3/6/25)
Chapter 46: Untitled (I will Illuminate)
Summary:
the gang realizes they've been in a time loop for a year now.
Chapter Text
START OF VOLUME 4
Emily woke up in a cold sweat with Karen, Jeffery, Marker, kurumi 1, haruna, mikan, sonic, billboard, glasses, whiskey, CD, Book, pillow, bocchi, kita, hoops, yoyo, kind mita, madoka, homura, Amber, Tara, nicole, ari, jecka, Kelly, kylar, Principal lynn, nickel, needle, nozomi, pin, coiny, teto, miku, kanan, rikaimage.jpg, fries, barf bag, Spongy, fan, Tennis Ball, golf ball, reimu, sanae, yogurt, candy, ochako, deku, muni, towa, Saki, esora, ibuki, hanamaru, Vern, Marker, ITRD, sayaka, numi, chinatsu, xbox game, Ryo, konata, kagami, and the Rubies standing near her.
"Guess there's more of you now." Emily said.
"Yeah, also why are we wearing these prison uniforms zura?" Hanamaru asked, as she and the rest of the group were wearing gray prison uniforms.
"I'm not sure, is this a new Checkpoint?" Marker asked.
"I'm not sure, maybe it is." Emily said.
Then, hanyuu appeared in front of the group, and teleported them (and Alex and piper) to the sea of fragments.
"Wait, is this-?" Book asked, as she opened herself up to find the sea of fragments.
"We're in the sea of fragments!" Book shouted, closing herself.
"Strange place you got here." Xbox game said.
"Geez, anyways, I need to tell you all something." Hanyuu said.
"What is it?" Alex asked.
"You are all time loopers now, like Emily." Hanyuu said.
*Insert bfdi shock sound effect here*
"That's actually pretty cool, but why are we wearing these prison uniforms?" Pillow asked.
"Well, you've officially reached a checkpoint, it's been a year since the loops started." Hanyuu said.
"Oh shit, I didn't really realize that, but how has been a year if we have only been through 6 loops so far?" Emily asked.
"Well, in a time loop, time moves much faster, so every 5 loops is a year, and every 15 loops is a decade, and so on and so forth." Hanyuu said.
The group had literally nothing to say.
Chapter 47: (Act 24): Supernova
Summary:
The gang tries to figure out how to process the information they were just given.
Chapter Text
"What the fuck?" Alex asked.
"What?" Hanyuu asked.
"I don't know how we're supposed to respond to this." Towa said.
"Well, it's a time loop, what do you expect?" Emily asked.
"Yeah but can we just get back to our realm?" Muni asked.
Hanyuu then snapped her fingers and the gang was now back at the prison.
"Well, what now?" Ibuki asked.
"I'm not sure." Coiny said.
Then they heard someone say something on a loudspeaker in a garbled language.
"We should probably see what it is." Deku said.
The group ran through the hallway to find out what the announcement was and everyone was just, it was just normal.
"Okay that's weird." Piper said.
"Yeah but why did it sound garbled?" Sayaka asked.
"I'm not sure." Towa said.
Chapter 48: Paint you wings
Summary:
Maho's gang finds something.
Chapter Text
Meanwhile in another dimension, maho, telescope, rinku, and Chris Griffin were running through a dimly lit hallway for some reason.
"How long is this hallway?!" Maho shouted.
"I don't know, just keep running!" Rinku shouted.
"Well there's probably no end to this hallway anyways!" Chris shouted.
"Well we don't know that for sure." Telescope said.
The 4 of them kept running until they found a door.
"What the?" Maho asked.
She slowly opened the door, revealing..
Chapter 49: (Act 25): Basement
Summary:
Maho and her gang find themselves in touhou zombies.
Chapter Text
..an entirely new world, completely different from theirs.
"What the hell is this?" Maho asked herself.
She stepped onto the grass on the field, and rinku, telescope and Chris followed her.
"Uh can we help you?" A different version of reimu asked.
She had a blue bow with a blue shrine maiden dress with the back reading, "I love sanae".
Then, her wife girlfriend sanae, walked over to her, in a red shrine maiden dress, with a tiny fire flower frog in her hair and a wedding shiny ring on her index finger, with the back of her dress having a mini frog holding a fire flower.
"Oh, I'm reimu, and this is sanae." Reimu said, happily.
Maho chuckled nervously.
Then, a different version of Xbox game came out of the bushes.
"Here I finally found those stupid blueberries." Xbox game said, holding a bunch of blueberries.
Then he looked at maho and his eyes widened.
"Maho?" Xbox game asked.
Chapter 50: Air Catcher
Summary:
A random guard confronts the gang about a broken speaker.
Chapter Text
"Okay, so who broke the damn speaker again?" A random guard (snowball) asked.
No one dared to answer.
"Wait isn't that snowball?" Homura asked Emily, towa and Marker.
"Uh yeah I think so." Marker said.
"He's supposed to be dead isn't he?" Emily asked.
"Who even is that?" Towa asked.
"Hey, you guys know anything about our garbled speakers?" Snowball asked.
"What? No, we don't know Jack shit." Towa said.
"Well maybe this girl broke it since she knows so much about technology." Snowball said, pointing to homura.
"Why would you assume I broke it?" Homura asked, her expression unchanging.
"Whatever, everyone go back to your cells, Dinner will be soon." Snowball announced, as he walked away and the rest of the prisoners walked away.
Meanwhile, the group stayed and huddled together to try and figure out what their game plan was.
Chapter 51: (Act 26): Buddy Holly
Summary:
Rikaimage helps the gang escape.
Chapter Text
"So, what's our game plan?" Muni asked Emily.
"Well, we need to break out obviously." Emily said.
"Yeah but how exactly?" Muni asked.
"Let's just pour some acid on the walls." Numi said.
"How would we get the acid?" Xbox game asked.
Rikaimage then pulled out a gallon jug of acid out of her body.
"How?" Muni asked.
Rikaimage said nothing and then poured the jug onto a random wall, dissolving it instantly.
"What the fuck?" Muni asked in confusion.
"Let's just get out of here before more weird shit happens." Rikaimage said, getting the group out of the prison and going to the outside.
Chapter 52: The story writes itself
Summary:
The gang tries to figure out where to go while a random group of people get kidnapped by a certain dark blue and armless algabrerian.
Chapter Text
"So what do we even do now?" Muni asked.
"I don't know ask emily." Rikaimage said.
"Emily what should we do? You did create us after all thanks to the time loops." Muni said.
"Look, I'm not sure, we just escaped from prison and I need some time to think." Emily said.
Nicole and ari looked at Emily suspiciously.
"What?" Emily asked.
"Nothing, just thought you were working for cobs this whole time." Nicole said.
"That just came out of left field." Muni said.
Meanwhile, high in the sky, start button (object show movie), creepy cat image (object show movie), yuzu (citrus), mei (citrus), sapphire, and wind up guy were all soaring through the sky, with the others sitting on top of creepy cat image's head.
"How long have we been up here for?" Sapphire asked.
"Several hours." Wind up guy said.
Start button was playing sonic 06 on his modded psp, then he died, and had to start the level over from his last checkpoint.
"Can't this thing go any faster? I swear, several people are gonna go 50 laps when you're about to go, one." Start button said, throwing down his psp in a fit of anger.
"I'm not sonic, there's only so much a flying cat can go." Creepy cat image said.
"Jesus, it feels like we're on a damn tricycle right now." Yuzu said, eating some stale chips.
"Well we've been over the ocean for hours now, no point in slowing down." Creepy cat image said.
"What can make you go faster?" Mei asked.
"Gasoline." Creepy cat image said.
Start button facepalmmed.
"Cats don't drink gasoline." Start button said.
"Well I do, and it's the only thing that makes me energized anyways." Creepy cat image said.
"Who's your creator anyways?" Wind up guy asked.
"A tiny little idiot named potatoofawesome." Creepy cat image said.
"Ehhh, he's cool though." Sapphire said.
"Fair enough." Creepy cat image said.
Then the ground started to shake.
"Guys why is the ground shaking?" Muni asked.
"I don't know but hang onto something." Deku said.
"Don't worry, it's just a small earthquake." Wind up guy said.
"Wait, that doesn't sound like a normal earthquake." Creepy cat image said.
"Well then what the hell is..it..?" Yuzu asked, then looking at what was in front of them.
It was one.
"What the fuck?" Sapphire asked.
"Come with me guys." One said, as they teleported the gang to a different environment.
"Okay the earthquake stopped, that's good at least." Xbox game said.
"Yeah but why the hell was there just a sudden earthquake?" Towa asked.
"Well, we're not sure." Xbox game said.
"Weird." Muni thought.
Chapter 53: (Act 27): From sheep to wolves
Summary:
the gang finds a limo, and rikaimage reveals to the gang that she's a 2000 year old god.
Chapter Text
The gang eventually found a limo after walking around for an hour.
"Finally, my feet are killing me." Xbox game said.
"Well I can fly guys." Rikaimage said, floating above the ground.
"Wait what? Since when?" Muni asked.
"Since like, a couple thousand years ago." Rikaimage said.
"Wha-huh?!" Muni shouted, confused.
"Chat I'm literally a god for crying out loud." Rikaimage said.
"Brainrot ass humor.." Xbox game muttered.
Meanwhile, Crystal Ball was flying through the air, while holding onto seatbelt, hakari, Nekoyamada, plutia, and tomo.
"I can transform guys so why can't I just fly us somewhere?" Plutia asked.
"Trust me the last thing we need is all of us getting killed by your carelessness." Crystal ball said.
"Yeah I'm not really ready to die yet." Seatbelt said.
Chapter 54: Minerva
Summary:
the gang finds hitchhikers.
Chapter Text
The group was now in the limo, which also had a couple of hitchhikers, those being 3ds, doorknob, Speaker, and hakari.
"So where are we going exactly?" Muni asked.
"We're not sure." Emily 2 said, driving the limo.
"You could at least give us a direction." Xbox game said.
"Yeah, kinda wanna make out with ari here." Nicole said.
Ari blushed.
Chapter 55: (Act 28): You be Tails I'll be Sonic
Summary:
the gang argue on where to go.
Chapter Text
"We can just go to a random place here or just go to a random town." Mickey said.
"I mean maybe, but what's the fun in that?" Konata asked.
"Yeah let's just go rob someone." Pillow said.
"Why would you want to do that?" Muni asked, annoyed.
"It's a good idea." Pillow said.
"Yeah, plus we can just kill the person we're robbing and they'll never know who did it." Book said.
"That just sounds like murder." Muni said.
"Yeah but me and Book have died multiple times before so it's whatever." Pillow said.
"Fine." Muni said.
Chapter 56: Anthem
Summary:
One confronts creepy cat image and her gang.
Chapter Text
Creepy cat image and her group were now in one's little lounge area.
"Welcome guys." One said, sitting on their throne.
"What do you want from us?" Start button asked.
"It's rather simple, I want to make a deal with you all, you can get back a missing person as long as you sign this deal." One said, pulling out a contract, with a little one Icon next to the sign letter thingy.
"This is just weird." Wind up guy said.
"In the meantime, let's check up on the others." One said.
One switched on the TV, displaying crystal ball's group floating in the sky.
Chapter 57: (Act 29): Already dead
Summary:
Hakari falls into the ocean.
Chapter Text
Hakari was trying to stay awake as crystal ball kept holding her.
"Ugh god, I'm slipping." Hakari said.
"Don't let go." Crystal ball said.
"I'm trying.." hakari said.
But then, her hand slipped.
Hakari screamed as the others woke up.
"I'm going after her, you all stay afloat." Plutia and crystal ball said.
Plutia transformed into irisheart and went to save hakari with crystal ball.
Chapter 58: All my life
Summary:
Hanyuu gets worried.
Oh, and cobs comes back.
Chapter Text
Hanyuu looked at a television, worried.
Then she noticed that Principal lynn was missing.
"Oh god! Where did she go?" Hanyuu asked.
Meanwhile, lynn was walking through a lonely forest, when she found Cobs.
"What the fuck?" Lynn asked, before Cobs sliced her throat, as she choked on her own blood and died.
Chapter 59: (Act 30): 2nd sucks
Summary:
Homura feels like something is wrong.
Chapter Text
"Has anyone seen Principal lynn in a while?" Muni asked.
"I think she's gone." Madoka said.
"She probably got lost." Konata said.
"I mean, maybe." Book said.
"I feel like something else happened." Homura said.
"Like what?" Madoka asked.
Chapter 60: The last song (the long lost yoylecity)
Summary:
the gang finally arrives at their destination.
Chapter Text
"I don't know. Maybe it's cobs." Homura said.
"We haven't seen Cobs since we started this loop." Emily 1 said.
"Thats..quite odd.." fan said.
"Yeah, but now we have arrived at our location, the long lost yoylecity!" Emily 2 and mickey shouted.
END OF VOLUME 4
(Completed 3/24/25)
Chapter 61: (Act 31): Anthem Part 2
Summary:
The gang arrive in yoylecity, meanwhile dia and ice cube wake up to find a certain white haired spirit again.
Chapter Text
VOLUME 5 START (3/26/25)
The gang looked out of the window, mesmerized by the glorious yoylecity.
"This is actually so cool!" Madoka shouted.
"Yeah, look at all the cool buildings!" Ruby 2 shouted.
"Woah, haven't been here in a long time!" Coiny shouted.
"Yeah but, it doesn't bring back the best memories, especially cause of bfdia and bfdiajpe." Pin said.
"Aww, it's okay pin, it's best to try to not dwel on the past, and look forward to the future." Coiny said.
"Yeah, plus you have me, coiny, and the rest of us, we just need to find Dia, wherever she is." Nozomi said.
Meanwhile, Dia and ice cube woke up in a cage.
"Ugh, did i Hit my head too hard when I jumped off of the roof?" Dia asked.
"I don't remember anything before I woke up here." Ice cube said.
"Weird, how are we gonna get out of here?" Dia asked.
"I'm not sure right now." Ice cube said.
Then origami showed up.
"Hello, ex girlfriends." Origami said.
"What the fuck?" Dia and ice cube asked.
Chapter 62: Welcome to the black parade
Summary:
Dia's partners worry about dia's current perdiciment, meanwhile ice cube and dia find more people in the building they're trapped in.
Chapter Text
"What are you doing here origami?" Ice cube asked.
"Just came by to pay a little visit." Origami said, chuckling to herself.
Ice cube and dia grew angrier, as Dia clenched her fists in anger.
"Oh don't bother, you can't escape easily anyways." Origami said.
Then dia punched the metal bars, breaking a finger in the process.
"Ow shit." Dia whined.
"Told you, now stay put while I try to find the rest of your stupid little friends, and your partners dia." Origami said, leaving the two of them stuck inside of the cage with dia's broken finger swelling up.
The gang on the other hand, had gotten out to explore yoylecity.
Nozomi, coiny and pin were worried about dia, while Emily, Nicole, ari, madoka, and homura followed behind her.
"Are you guys okay?" Ari asked, startling the bunch.
"Shit uh, Yeah totally." Coiny said.
"T-the cards tells us that we'll be fine." Nozomi said confidently, sorta.
Pin said nothing and just stood there anxiously.
"You guys are terrible liars, is this about dia?" Emily asked.
"Yeah." Pin said.
Meanwhile, Elma (pretty blood series) woke up in the same cage with Dia and ice cube.
She immediately started to hyperventilate while ice cube and dia stood back and saw Carl (pretty blood series) and misato Katsuragi bound and gagged very strictly, on the ceiling.
It was very painful to say the least.
"Okay, can you tell us what's going on?" Emily asked.
Chapter 63: (Act 32): Chasing Cars
Summary:
The gang devises a plan to murder a certain white bear and origami, meanwhile cobs lingers through the evil forest.
Chapter Text
"We believe that someone kidnapped our beloved dia." Nozomi said, glaring at Emily.
"Oh shit seriously?" Emily asked.
"Yep and we don't know who did it." Coiny said.
"Well, I know who did it, it was someone named vinny." Rikaimage said.
"Wait you know her?!" Pin asked.
"Yeah, she's basically a sadistic asshole that claims that "she was possessed" but in all reality, she's just a psychopath and a murderer." Rikaimage said, eating some fritos.
The others who were listening were shocked.
"Why aren't you guys saying anything?" Rikaimage asked.
"We don't know what to really say honestly." Coiny said.
Then, Mr krabs, spongebob, Patrick, and squidward appeared out of nowhere.
"Augh Jesus, don't scare us like that." Rikaimage said.
"Sorry but we heard about vinny, and we need to kill her, and origami." Mr krabs said.
"Why does everyone wanna murder people?" Muni asked, confused.
"I'm not sure." Xbox game said.
"Oh boy I sure love murdering people." CD said.
"Hell yeah!" Candy shouted.
"Well we should at least have a plan first." Emily said.
"Like what exactly?" Ari asked.
"Well, we can can just torture vinny." Nicole suggested.
"That's actually a good idea." Ari said.
"Yeah! Torturing horrible people!" Patrick shouted in joy.
"Alright, looks like we got a plan, we go find vinny and torture her to death." Emily said.
Rikaimage nodded.
Unknown to the group, creepy cat image and her group was watching the TV one had on.
"They are so clueless and stupid, vinny will kill them first before they even get a chance to get to her, hell she's probably killed dia, elma, carl, and ice cube already." One said, sitting smugly on their throne, watching the events unfold on the TV.
"They will be able to kill her, I just know it." Wind up guy said.
Meanwhile, Cobs crawled through the forest, slashing through trees with a machete, as kanyuu grew increasingly worried, as an unconscious Principal lynn woke up in the sea of fragments.
Chapter 64: Pray for rain
Summary:
Dia, ice cube, misato, carl, and elma get rescued by alya, masachika and blowtorch.
Chapter Text
Dia and ice cube were still trying to break out of the cage, but with little to no luck.
Then, alya showed up with masachika right behind her.
"Oh thank god, someone who can help us." Ice cube and dia thought.
Masachika threw alya up to where Carl was and untied them easily, causing them to start falling before alya caught them and threw them to masachika.
The same thing went with misato, but unlike Carl, she was set down gently by alya.
"Now we just need to find a way to break open the cage." Alya said.
"Or we can just use this blowtorch I found." Masachika said, holding an objectsona named blowtorch.
"This feels weird." Blowtorch said.
"Well we don't have any other choice so.." masachika said.
"Eh, alright now use me." Blowtorch said.
"Weird but whatever you say." Masachika said.
Blowtorch then melted the metal bars that dia attempted to punch earlier.
"Oh, uh thanks." Ice cube said, surprised.
"No time to be thanking us, we need to leave, now!" Alya shouted, grabbing ice cube's leg and dia and elma's arms and dragging them out of the cage and into a hallway, while blowtorch followed them.
Chapter 65: (Act 33): Satellite
Summary:
The other group try to escape the creepy building they are trapped in.
Chapter Text
"Where are we even going?" Ice cube asked alya.
"I don't know." Alya said, panicked.
"We're just gonna go till we know we are nowhere near origami or vinny." Masachika said.
"I don't want her to hurt me again." Carl said, scared as Elma hugged them.
The 8 of them continued to run down the hallway, until they found what they thought was the exit.
"Well, I hope we found the exit." Dia said.
Ice cube then put her leg on the Doorknob and slowly turned it down, as she opened the door.
They were in the class of 09 dimension, but Nicole, ari, Emily, kylar, lynn, jecka, Jeffery, Karen, and Kelly were all alive.
"What the hell?" Masachika asked.
Ice cube was shocked.
Nicole 2 was talking with jecka 2 and the other versions of her friends like Kelly 2, ari 2, Jeffery 2, Karen 2, kylar 2, and Emily 2, when she glanced over to Ice cube, who hid her group behind a bush.
"Why are we hiding?" Alya asked, but Ice cube shushed her.
"We are clearly not in yoylecity anymore, we need to find a way back there without causing the destruction of the space time continumen." Ice cube said.
Then, she saw a yoylelite, before kylar 2 picked it up and shoved it into his Leatherman jacket's pocket.
"We need to get that from him." Ice cube said.
Chapter 66: All In Vain
Summary:
While the group is planning their murder, cobs attacks marker, kelly and kurumi 1.
Chapter Text
Meanwhile in yoylecity, the group had decided to explore the city some more and just have some fun before trying to kill origami.
Unknown to them, Cobs had finally returned to goiky, and vinny had also escaped her dimension, and they were both out for blood, as they had stabbed kylar 1 to death earlier in the day.
Kurumi 1 and Marker tried to find kylar 1 but gave up after an hour.
"What were you two doing?" Kelly asked.
"Trying to find kylar (1)." Kurumi 1 said.
"We can't find him." Marker said.
"Weird..wait, what's that foot sticking out behind that bush?" Kelly asked, pointing to a random foot sticking out of a bush.
The 3 of them went to investigate the busy, and then, they saw something horrifying behind the bush.
It was kylar 1's dead body, his body had multiple stab wounds and his neck was snapped twice.
Kurumi 1 and Marker screamed in fear and jelly puked on the grass.
Then they heard a loud beep.
"What was that?" Kurumi 1 asked.
Then, they saw mephone X, standing there.
"RUN!" Marker shouted, as he, Kelly, and kurumi 1 ran into the evil forest.
Chapter 67: (Act 34) INHUMANE
Summary:
Dia and ice cube explain what is currently going on to alya and masachika.
Chapter Text
"This place is strange." Ice cube said.
"What do you mean?" Dia asked.
"Like, isn't this place kinda weird?" Ice cube asked, worried.
"Dia, I think you're overthinking this, it's not like anything bad will happen." Masachika said.
"I mean, what's the worst that can happen?" Alya asked.
Ice cube still felt worried, but she sighed.
"Alright, maybe I'm a bit paranoid, but it's only because I've died multiple times." Dia said.
Alya and masachika's eyes widened slightly.
"What do you mean by that?" Alya asked.
"We've been through multiple time loops, and it's been a year now, almost two, since the loops started." Ice cube said.
"And how do you know all of this?" Masachika asked.
"Emily barnson." Ice cube and dia said.
"Who even is that?" Elma asked.
"A blonde girl that created us and the time loops." Ice cube said.
"Wait..does that mean..?" Carl asked.
"Yeah you, me, Dia, masachika, alya, and elma were all created by Emily, or well, Emily 1." Ice cube said.
The others were shocked.
"I'm not entirely sure on how to process the fact that I'm not real, and just created by an 18 year old druggie." Alya said.
"Yeah, it's not fun to think about, especially cause I realized a long time ago, that I wasn't real." Dia said.
"Plus our earliest memories are from 2007." Ice cube said.
"And what year is it now?" Masachika asked.
"2010." Dia said.
"Holy.." alya said.
"So, what should we do now?" Elma asked.
"Right, we need to get the yoylelite from kylar (2)." Ice cube said.
"Let's just steal it from him." Alya said.
"Well, that's not a good-" Ice cube started before alya jumped out of the bush and charge tackled kylar 2, knocking the yoylelite out of his hands.
Alya grabbed it and was about to run back into the bush, but then Nicole 2 and ari 2 tackled her.
"Get off of her!" Masachika shouted, trying to get the other two off of alya.
Ice cube, carl, elma and dia joined in, trying to pry the yoylelite away from Nicole 2 and ari 2.
But then, it shot up into the sky, and slammed into the ground, transporting it and the group to another dimension.
Chapter 68: At All Times
Summary:
Mephone X arrives.
Chapter Text
"Has anyone seen Marker, kurumi 1 and Kelly? They've been gone for a while." Ari 1 asked.
"I'm not sure right now." Book said.
"Maybe they died." Pillow said.
"I mean maybe, but I'm not sure right now." Ari 1 said.
Then Marker, kurumi 1 and Kelly came running back towards the group, scared out of their minds and hiding behind ari 1 and Nicole 1.
"What's going on?" Ari 1 asked.
"Cobs is back!" Marker shouted.
"Okay are you trying to fuck with us or something?" Ari 1 asked, now annoyed.
"No we're not screwing around with you, and kylar (1) is dead too!" Kelly shouted.
Ari 1 and Nicole 1 weren't really sure if they were telling the truth or not and felt skeptical about this whole thing.
Then they heard the same loud beep.
Mephone X was here.
"So you guys weren't screwing with us.." ari 1 said, scared.
"Ari (1), run!" Nicole 1 shouted, grabbing ari 1's hand and running as Marker, kurumi 1 and Kelly followed behind.
Chapter 69: (Act 35): Cob's return (here comes ol' laptop)
Summary:
Cobs has arrived :)
Chapter Text
Emily 2 and mickey were looking at the fancy science museum, fascinated by the cool little gadgets and whatnot, when they heard screaming.
"This is so cool." Emily 2 said.
"Yeah, you said it ems." Mickey said.
"God I love you so much micks." Emily 2 said.
"I love you too baby." Mickey said.
Then the two of them were about to make out when they heard screaming outside.
"Wait who was that?" Emily 2 asked.
Emily 2 tapped on Plankton, who was busy inspecting the wall teleporter.
"Strange, Tennis ball took this but it's still here, why is that elliot?" Plankton asked Elliot the deer from open Season.
"Not sure honestly." Elliot said.
"Oh yeah, what's up Emily 2?" Plankton asked.
"We just heard some screaming outside." Emily 2 said.
"It's probably squidward trying not to get eaten by Patrick again." Plankton said.
"Yeah he'll get over it." Elliot said.
Then kurumi 1, Kelly and Marker started to bang on the doors of the science museum.
"Open up!" Marker shouted.
Kelly was trying to break open the door, as Emily 2 and mickey grabbed out their pocket knives, ready to fight.
Eventually, kurumi 1 kicked open the door and the 3 of them let themselves in as they shut the door and started to barricade the door.
"What the hell are you guys doing now?" Emily 2 asked, pissed.
"It's cobs, he's returned, we saw mephone X outside!" Marker shouted.
"Wha- who the hell is cobs?!" Emily 2 asked.
"He's basically this corn cob man with glasses, a meeple card with a lanyard around his neck, a green suit, and black arms and legs, like a bunch of objectsonas in this multiverse." Kelly said, explaining who Cobs was to the people who didn't know about him yet.
"Oh dear god.." Emily 2 said, dropping to her knees, realizing that Cobs, was her uncle.
"Ems, is everything okay?" Mickey asked his girlfriend, hugging her.
"Cobs..is my..uncle.." Emily 2 said, scared, as she embraced her boyfriend in a bear hug.
"So what? Can't we just kill him?" Plankton asked.
"That's the thing, we can't kill him easily." Kelly said.
Then they heard the same loud beep.
"This might be it for us!" Kurumi 1 shouted, hugging Marker and ari 1.
"God damn it, why can't things go well for us?!" Ari 1 shouted, as mephone X broke down the door and slowly approached the group, getting ready for the kill.
Chapter 70: Meanwhile in the onimai dimension (stay together for the kids)
Summary:
Some strange things happen in another dimension.
Chapter Text
Mahiro was playing on her 3ds on the couch in the living room, but something felt, off about today.
Momiji, Asahi, kaede and miyo noticed it too.
Then mihari walked into the room, emotionless.
"Is everything okay sis?" Mahiro asked.
No response.
Then she just, walked into the kitchen, and grabbed out some random kitchen ingredients to make a meal.
"That was..strange.." mahiro said.
"Yeah, but she's always like this." Asahi said, but covering her mouth like she just blurted out a secret to the public on accident.
The other girls looked at her Suspiciously.
"What did you just say?" Momiji asked.
"Nothing, totally." Asahi said, waving her hands around nervously.
"No you definitely said something weird, spit it out." Mahiro said, putting her 3ds down.
"OK fine, I may or may not know something about mihari and her current condition." Asahi said, fidgeting with her fingers.
The rest of the group was in shock, as chisaki and ps3 game stood there in a yellow cube with prismo, in shock as well.
"What the hell?" Chisaki, ps3 game, and mahiro muttered under their breathes and all in sync too.
Chapter 71: (Act 36) bound for the floor
Summary:
Electrical box checks up on the gang, but things go bad fast.
Chapter Text
"What do you mean?" Asahi asked.
"You knew about this the whole time?!" Kaede asked, pissed.
"And you kept it a secret from us?!" Mahiro asked, also pissed.
"I didn't know how you guys would react to it so I kept it a secret." Asahi said, ashamed.
Then electrical box walked into the room.
"Hey, what's up?" Electrical box asked.
"Asahi kept something hidden from us and now everyone is pissed off at her." Miyo said.
"Oh how fun, guess what, I don't give a shit." Electrical box said, annoyed.
"The fuck you mean by that?" Momiji asked, pissed.
"I'm just saying, it sounds like a you problem." Electrical box said, as he started to walk away from the scene, but then, momiji grabbed him.
"You're gonna help us with this problem, got it?" Momiji asked electrical box.
"Okay okay fine, just put me down first." Electrical box said.
But then mihari teleported into the room like evil Leafy.
"Run." Electrical box said quietly.
"What..?" Momiji asked, frozen in fear and shock.
"RUUUUUUUUUN!" Electrical box shouted, as sparks and electricity flew out of his body.
Chapter 72: Fallen horses
Summary:
Electrical box's group escapes their dimension and goes to the touhou zombies dimension.
Notes:
this is canon to the touhou zombies lore btw
Chapter Text
Electrical box started to float as he electrocuted mihari and left her in a comatose state.
He then grabbed mahiro, momiji, Asahi, miyo, and kaede and grabbed a yoylelite, sending them to a random dimension.
"Where are we going?!" Mahiro shouted.
"I don't know, but just keep holding on for dear life!" Electrical box shouted, as the group was sent through the window of dimensions, and flew east to the touhou zombies dimension.
Meanwhile in that dimension, maho and xbox game had an awkward reunion, both sitting at a table at a McDonald's while reimu, sanae, rinku, and chris watched them.
"This is getting boring. Say some horny shit to each other!" Chris shouted.
Maho and xbox game blushed.
Then the screams of electrical box, mahiro, momiji, Asahi, miyo and kaede started growing closer and closer until a portal opened near the window of the McDonald's, and the group smashed through the window and crashed through a bunch of chairs and tables before smashing into the bathroom wall, breaking the bathroom door.
"Jesus H. Christ, what the hell was that?" Sanae asked.
"I'm not sure. But they could be zombies or worse, Diane's minions." Reimu said.
Reimu and sanae got out their fire and ice powers and xbox game got up and grabbed a spiky baseball bat, while maho, rinku, and chris all stood up, confused.
"What are you guys doing?!" Rinku asked, scared.
"Rinku, there's a chance that zombies broke into here, or worse, Diane from the past, came back to try and kill us once and for all!" Xbox game shouted.
"Who the hell is diane?!" Maho shouted.
"And what does Diane want to do with you guys, us I mean?!" Chris asked, scared.
Electrical box finally regained consciousness, only to have reimu, sanae, and Xbox game overlooking him with menacing stares.
"We're so dead." Electrical box said.
Chapter 73: (Act 37): What's my age again?
Summary:
Nicole, coiny, pin, and nozomi find out about the whereabouts of ari and the others.
Chapter Text
"Has anyone seen ari (1) in a while?" Nicole 1 asked coiny.
"No, I don't know where she even is right now." Coiny said.
"Well there is a chance she ran into the science museum, I heard some screams coming from there earlier." Nozomi said.
"And a loud beeping sound." Pin added.
"Wait you heard what pin?" Nicole 1 asked.
"It was this loud ear piercing beeping sound, and it was super low pitched too." Pin said.
Coiny's eyes widened in fear.
"Wait, that sounds like...Mephone X!" Coiny shouted.
"Wait what?!" Pin asked, shocked.
"Are you fucking serious?!" Nicole 1 shouted.
"Yes, we gotta go save them!" Coiny shouted.
Then Fries and emily 1 came running towards them.
"I really don't suggest going towards them right now." Fries said, out of breath.
"Why not huh?" Nozomi asked.
"They're dead." Emily 1 said.
The group, excluding Fries, were in shock.
"You're joking right?" Coiny asked.
"We're not fucking around!" Fries shouted.
"They're really dead!" Emily 1 shouted.
"How dead?" Nozomi asked.
Emily 1 and fries were getting more and more panicked and dragged coiny, Pin, Nicole and nozomi with them to the science museum, which when they got there, was a gruesome sight.
Chapter 74: Falling away from me
Summary:
Fries and emily 1 explain what happened in the science museum.
Chapter Text
Blood, guts, and ink and other random fluids and liquids were splattered all over the science museum.
"What the hell happened here?" Nicole asked, pressuring Emily 1 and fries for answers.
"Well uh.." Emily 1 tried to explain.
"And why is fries blue?" Coiny asked.
"Fungus." Fries said.
"Just explain what happened!" Nicole shouted into fries and emily 1's faces.
"OK fine!" Fries shouted.
Flashback
Marker punched mephone X, as soon as a now fungus blue fries and emily 1 ran into the museum.
"Get the others out of here, I'll hold them off!" Marker shouted, punching mephone X.
Fries and emily 1 tried to grab them, but Cobs appeared in front of them.
"What the fuck?!" Emily 1 shouted.
Fries got out one of his now electrified fries as a weapon.
"I'm still alive!" Cobs shouted, only to be wacked in the face with fries's, well, electric fry.
Cobs, pissed, attempted to kick fries, but he just kicked Cobs in the face, bruising him.
"Ha, take tha-" Fries shouted before Cobs crushed him with a hammer, only for him to regenerate in a matter of seconds.
"I'm immortal!" Fries shouted.
"Damn it, guess I'll kill the rest of you then!" Cobs shouted.
"Run!" Kelly shouted.
Fries and emily 1 then ran out of the museum and hid behind a dumpster.
There were a few seconds of maniacal laughing and screaming from the others, then just silence.
When they looked into the building again, it was a horrific site.
End of flashback
"And that's what happened." Fries said.
Chapter 75: (Act 38): Soldier Side
Summary:
The gang escape their old dimension as it starts to crumble apart due to ari's death.
Chapter Text
"Why aren't you guys saying anything?" Emily 1 asked.
"What are we even supposed to say?" Nozomi asked.
Then dia, ice cube, carl, misato, elma, alya, masachika, and blowtorch appeared out of nowhere, panicked.
"Everyone else is dead!" Ice cube shouted.
"And this loop is doomed!" Dia shouted.
"What are you guys waffling about?!" Fries shouted.
Then the ground started to shake.
"Now that ari is dead, this world is gonna crumble unless we get out of here. Alya, masachika, get the yoylelite and get us to the sea of fragments now!" Ice cube shouted.
Alya and masachika searched their dufflebag and found the yoylelite stolen from kylar 2 in another dimension.
Nicole, nozomi, coiny, pin, fries, Emily 1, alya, masachika, elma, carl, ice cube, and dia held onto the yoylelite and were transported to the sea of fragments, just as soon as the entire world of loop 6 crumbled apart and collapsed.
Loop 6 was over.
Loop 7 will be starting soon.
Meanwhile, one looked at the tv, with a small grin on her face.
END OF VOLUME 5 (4/22/25)
Notes:
30 chapters left
Chapter 76: Anthem Part 3
Summary:
the others who escaped the dying bfdia dimension wake up in the sea of fragments.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
START OF VOLUME 6
Nicole and the others were now in the sea of fragments, where everyone else was waiting.
"Hey guys!" Kita shouted from afar.
"H-hey!" Bocchi also shouted from afar.
"Hey guys." Nicole said.
Then ari ran up to Nicole, hugging her.
"Well at least you two reunited, but we got bigger problems to deal with, like cobs." Ice cube said.
"Oh yeah, forgot about him." Ari said.
"Well he did kill you." Fries said.
"Fair point." Ari said.
Kita and bocchi then ran up to them.
"Hey, so you guys have any recollection of how you died?" Emily 1 asked.
"W-well.." bocchi said, now deep in thought.
FLASHBACK (What follows is a brief construction montage)
Bocchi and kita were out on a date, just chilling, then mephone X appeared in front of them.
"Bro you for real right now?!" Bocchi thought, before she and kita died to the hands of mephone X.
END OF FLASHBACK (We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage)
"Yeah I can't remember too much after I blacked out." Kita said.
"Weird." Fries said.
"Well, enough of that, we should try to kill cobs." Nozomi said.
"Nozomi is right." Hanyuu said, now looking at the crowd with her red demon eyes.
*Insert bfdi shock sound effect here*
"In order to stop the loops for good, we must defeat Cobs, but also defeat one." Hanyuu said, as she held a crystal display Cobs building more miku takano and Hatsune miku clones and one's chair now partially torn in some places and the TV cracked, staring at creepy cat image and her group.
"Are those other people..?" Madoka asked.
"Yes, they were created by Emily 1 as a part of this loop, and.." Hanyuu said, showing another crystal displaying hakari, irisheart, and crystal ball floating through the sky.
"Wait but, how did hakari end up here? We thought she was with us this entire time." 3DS said.
"Well for starters, how did you get here 3ds?" Hanyuu asked.
"Been here for a few months, since I died off screen along with doorknob and a bunch others, but that's not my point, where is hakari?" 3ds asked.
"The hakari that was with us seemed to be an optical illusion, or in this case, another hatsune miku clone." Hanyuu said.
The real Hatsune miku felt uneasy.
"So what's our plan now?" Coiny asked.
"Simple, we go back to the class of 09 dimension, aka where this all began, and have one group kill Cobs, and another kill one, simple as that." Hanyuu said.
"Easier said than done." Fries said.
"Yeah we've died multiple times." Yukari whined.
"Well we gotta kill them both, so let's discuss who will go with well, who." Hanyuu said.
Chapter 77: (Act 39): Butterflies and Hurricanes
Summary:
The gang make plans and groups to kill cobs, one, and the others who have killed them in the time loops.
Also Emily 1 starts to crush on fries.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Nicole, nozomi, coiny, pin, Emily 1, alya, blowtorch (he tagged along with Nicole and the others), masachika, elma, carl, ice cube, ari, and dia were all already one group, but a question was lingering about their heads.
Who would join them?
Fries decided to tag along to kill Cobs, since he died stuck to a cross, along with Rika, book, and hanyuu herself, since they all also died to Cobs more than once.
Marker, xbox game, diamond and aoba tagged along for the journey as well.
Bomby and junko decided to start forming the group to kill one, with speaker and muni joining in later on.
Rikaimage solely wanted to kill origami, one of cob's minions, so she was a solo teammate for this possible final loop.
Another solo teammate in the killings was fan, since he wanted to kill vinny by himself.
Barf bag and Spongy stuck together to help kill one with bomby's group.
Kylar, lynn, xbox game, Kelly, kurumi 1, Emily 2, mickey, Vern, chinatsu, Ryo, sayaka, numi, and Income tax return document joined in the fight to kill Cobs next, especially cause Cobs was Emily 2's uncle, a psychotic uncle if you will.
Hanyuu wanted to tag along with someone, but who?
She didn't really know the current whereabouts of Rika and satoko right now.
Kyoko went by herself to kill vinny, but since fan was also gonna kill her, she decided to tag along for the ride.
Hanyuu then just decided to come along to kill Cobs.
Some of them decided to stay behind to spectate the chaos.
Karen and Jeffery were most definitely gonna join forces to kill Cobs, considering they died to him multiple times now like everyone else, but also wanted to kill one, so they decided to do both.
Nicole wanted jecka to join her and ari, but she looked away and joined bomby and junko to kill one.
"Did I do something to make her pissed off at me?" Nicole thought.
"I'm not sure, but try not to think about it." Sayaka thought, being able to read Nicole's mind.
"Wait how are you doing that?" Nicole thought.
"I'm a magical girl, I can technically read minds." Sayaka thought.
"Weird." Nicole thought.
Bocchi, kita, miku takano, and Hatsune miku joined the Cobs killing group.
"Who else wants to come along to kill either one or cobs?" Hanyuu asked.
"I want fanny to come along to kill Cobs." Marker said.
"I hate Cobs, let's kill him Marker." Fanny said.
Yellow face was kinda just, sitting there in the sea of fragments doing nothing, but he decided to just kill one, joining bomby, junko and jecka.
Elliot and Plankton wanted to kill Cobs.
Book and Pillow obviously wanted to kill Cobs together.
kurumi 1, muni, rei, haruna, mikan, sonic, billboard, glasses, whiskey, CD, bocchi, kita, hoops, yoyo, kind mita, madoka, homura, Amber, Tara, Kelly, kylar, nickel, needle, teto, kanan, barf bag, Spongy, fan, Tennis Ball, golf ball, reimu, sanae, yogurt, and candy were the last few people to settle on killing Cobs.
Kurumi 2 wanted to kill one, doctor octogonopus, and crazy mita.
Towa, bottle, snowball, Saki, esora, ibuki, hanamaru, konata, and kagami decided to kill one.
The Rubies wanted to kill Cobs as well.
Ochako and deku stayed behind.
Donut wanted to find some more people to help defeat both Cobs and one, so hanyuu gave him a watch that let's him travel to any dimension, in the past, present and future.
"Alright, now is everyone ready?" Hanyuu asked.
"Yeah!" Everyone shouted.
"Alright, I will now send us to our location, and donut to the touhou zombies dimension!" Hanyuu shouted, as everyone, including her, got transported to the class of 09 dimension and donut was transported to the touhou zombies dimension.
Ochako and deku sat down and cuddled as TV rolled over and turned into an actual TV, displaying the others current whereabouts.
Meanwhile, Emily 1 started to think of fries in a different way, as in which she started crushing on him.
Chapter 78: Worlds away
Summary:
Donut wakes up in the touhou zombies dimension (more specifically OG Part 4) and things go horribly wrong right away.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Donut was now in the touhou zombies dimension, which right now, is the remains of gensoyko.
Sawuko's decomposing zombie body layer near donut, as he walked through the land with a military grade flashlight.
He stepped on some eyeballs and heard some crunching sounds as he walked through the forest.
Reg and riko were gathering supplies for the Marker in their dimension and kaguya and mokou, when they saw donut walking through the forest.
Reg turned his hand into a blaster as he tried to shoot donut.
Donut got out a shield and the blaster shots richoeted off of the shield and onto some bushes outside the forest, setting them on fire and soon disappearing out of nowhere.
"This is gonna be a long day." Donut thought, as he ran through the forest.
Chapter 79: (Act 40): My own summer (Shove it)
Summary:
The cobs killing crew arrives in the class of 09 dimension.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
The Cobs killing crew arrived in the class of 09 dimension.
"Alright, what should we do?" Kylar asked.
"Well, we should find a classroom or office to get into so we don't get caught planning out in the open by origami, Cobs, or one." Ari said.
"Yeah but which classroom should it be?" Miku takano asked.
"Maybe we should go for the teacher's lounge. It's large and spacious." Snowball said.
"Well usually i would say that's off limits but at this point I don't care, let's go." Lynn said, as she directed the group to the teacher's lounge.
Meanwhile, Emily 1 couldn't get fries out of her head, she blushed hard.
Chapter 80: Down with the king (good kid)
Summary:
Donut escapes the touhou zombies dimension.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Donut kept running through the forest, with riko and reg hot on his tail, until he ran into the scarlet devil mansion, where kaguya and mokou were making out in another room.
"God, I can't seem to catch a break." Donut said to himself.
Donut tip toed inside of the mansion, trying to not make some much noise inside of it.
"Wait mokou I hear something." Kaguya said, as donut stepped on a squeaky floorboard.
"Oh no." Donut thought.
"It's probably nothing baby, it's likely you're hearing things." Mokou said.
"Maybe." Kaguya said.
The two of them continued to make out.
Donut then just ran until he hid in one of the many bathrooms in the mansion.
Donut locked the door and checked his watch to figure out where in touhou zombies he was in.
He was in touhou zombies OG Part 4.
He then had a flash memory of gensoyko being destroyed and being one of many, but also not so many, people to survive till the end, but was ultimately erased by a blue haired vampire loli, and a redhead catgirl.
He didn't want to focus on the past.
So he transported himself to touhou zombies REDUX Part 5.
In that dimension, electrical box and momiji were the only ones inside of a McDonald's building.
Kurumi 2, Jeffery, and Karen were there too for whatever reason, which confused donut, but he decided just to not question it.
"Guys, we need to go, now." Donut said.
"Uh, okay then." Karen said.
Karen, Jeffery, donut, electrical box, and momiji held hands as donut instructed Karen to set his watch to a random dimension.
The 5 of them set off to the next dimension, being teleported from touhou zombies REDUX Part 5.
Chapter 81: (Act 41): Sugar
Summary:
Nicole, Ari, Book, Pillow, Kurumi 1 and Haruna try to contact captain underpants and the turbo toliet 2000 to help them kill cobs.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Nicole, ari, book, pillow, kurumi 1, and haruna all decided to try and contact captain underpants, and dare they say it, the turbo toliet 2000, to try and help them defeat Cobs, and also George and Harold.
They used the yoylelite to teleport to captain underpants book 11 to first contact George and Harold.
But when they got there, George and Harold weren't at their school.
In fact, captain underpants, George and Harold were all missing.
The group decided to explore the elementary school for clues on where the hell they went.
Then they heard a weird noise, a deep voice rather.
"Come out come out wherever you are melvin." The deep voice said.
"Who the hell is melvin?" Nicole asked.
"It's that stupid little nerd hiding under captain underpants's desk." Pillow said.
The group checked under the desk and there Melvin was, hiding under the desk like a coward.
"The hell are you doing under captain underpants's desk?" Ari asked.
Melvin looked at the lesbian redhead, confused.
"Who even is captain underpants you stupid girl?" Melvin asked.
That was enough to set ari and even pillow off.
"I will not hesitate to gut you alive." Pillow said.
"Wait we can talk about thi-" melvin started before the deep voice, now belonging to the turbo toliet 2000, burst through the office.
"Come here so I can eat you alive!" Turbo toliet shouted.
"That's just weird." Kurumi 1 said.
"Girls, and melvin, run!" Book shouted, as she grabbed the group and hopped out of the window, as turbo toliet chased them, smashing through the office.
Chapter 82: Acid
Summary:
What had happened with george, harold, and captain underpants in the purple potty dimension.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
George and Harold were with captain underpants in the purple potty dimension, trying to find an escape, as the evil versions of them tried to find them.
"What are we supposed to even do?" Harold asked, panicked.
George thought about it for a bit, before he saw some swords sticking from underneath a teacher's desk.
"I have an idea." George said, as he ran to grab the swords.
"Here take one dude, we can slice them in half like it's a video game." George said, handing Harold a sword, which was a Minecraft diamond sword.
"Ooo, this is awesome!" Harold shouted excitedly.
Then the evil clones of George, Harold, and captain underpants.
"Sidekicks, our evil clones are here, let's try to kill them with those swords George found!" Captain underpants shouted.
George and Harold charged towards their evil clones with a battle cry, slicing into their evil clones.
The evil clones died within seconds of being sliced in half.
"Hell yeah we did it!" Harold shouted.
"Don't you think you forgot about me." Evil captain underpants said, with his goofy ass haircut.
He was swiftly punched in the face by the not evil version of captain underpants.
"Nice job dude." George said.
"Thank you my Sidekicks, now let's get back to our home dimension!" Captain underpants shouted, as he smashed through a wall to get out of the school, with George and Harold following him, still equipped with their diamond swords.
Chapter 83: (Act 42): Still Posi (Wraith of the turbo toliet 2000)
Summary:
Turbo toliet 1 attacks the gang.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Nicole, ari, book, pillow, kurumi 1, haruna, and melvin ran through the city, as turbo toliet stumped his way through the city.
Meanwhile yesterday George and yesterday Harold were sound asleep in their tree house, unaware of the noise outside.
"Stop chasing us, we didn't do anything wrong to you!" Nicole shouted.
"You guys are the reason these time loops exist!" Turbo toliet shouted, as he kept chasing them.
"What does he mean by that?!" Melvin shouted.
"Emily 1 made these time loops! And most of us were created by them, including you and turbo toliet!" Ari shouted.
"So we're just not real people?!" Melvin asked.
"No, me, ari, Book, pillow, and a bunch others are though!" Nicole shouted.
"How can you be so sure of that?!" Melvin asked.
"Let's just hide please! I don't wanna die!" Pillow shouted.
"Pillow's right, let's just hide in melvin's lab." Book said.
Nicole and ari nodded in agreement, meanwhile melvin sighed in defeat.
"Fine, let's get to my lab." Melvin said, as he ordered the others to follow him to his lab.
Inside, Nicole and Pillow blocked off the door with some filing cabinets.
Melvin quickly made a potion which will prevent him from being eaten by anything anytime soon.
Just then, the turbo toliet 2000 broke into his lab as soon as he finished up the Potion.
Turbo toliet grabbed melvin after a bit of a struggle with Nicole and ari trying to free him as Pillow and Book looked up a way to convince turbo toliet to not kill them, while looking it up inside of book herself.
But it was too late anyways, as turbo toliet tried to swallow him whole.
But he couldn't quite chew melvin, and he tasted awful.
Then he spit him out of his mouth, with an annoyed melvin glaring back at him.
"I drank a potion that made me taste like a booger." Melvin said.
"That's gross." Nicole commented.
Book lightly punched Nicole's arm.
"Look Mr turbo toliet, can you maybe please help us defeat Cobs, and one, and cobs's minions too?" Ari asked, politely.
Turbo toliet sighed.
"Alright, but just to let you know, there's another me out there, and we should probably do something about him, got any ideas?" Turbo toliet asked.
"Let's kill him." Pillow suggested.
Turbo toliet was a bit taken back by this, but shrugged it off.
"Alright, let's kill my clone!" Turbo toliet shouted with pride.
*Insert bfdi Yeah sound effect here*
Chapter 84: The other turbo toliet 2000 (boulevard of broken dreams)
Summary:
turbo toliet 2 arrives.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Turbo toliet 2 had finally arrived at earth, after disassembling that weird robot plunger guy after he got decapitated with a fucking dodgeball to the head of all things.
"Here's johnny!" Turbo toliet 2 shouted, making a shining reference in space.
Meanwhile, yesterday George and yesterday Harold were now just waking up.
"Oh no, we missed school! We're gonna miss our exams!" Yesterday George shouted, but then George, Harold, Nicole, ari, Book and Pillow climbed into the tree house.
Meanwhile turbo toliet 1 stood outside of the house.
"Wait (yesterday) George, am I hallucinating, or are there not only two of us, but also more people in our treehouse?" Yesterday Harold asked, rubbing his eyes as he stretched in his chair.
"No we're not hallucinating dude." Yesterday George said, pointing at Nicole and the others, standing there nervously, except for pillow, who just stood there with an emotionless smile plastered on her face.
Meanwhile, fries couldn't get Emily 1 out of his head.
He couldn't stop thinking of her blonde hair with the tip being dyed green and a stroke of her hair being stripped black, her light green zip up Adidas hoodie, her white I survived NYC shirt, and her light blue jeans with her green thong showing underneath, and her blue eyes, and her pretty smile.
Emily 1 was the same case.
"Could it be..that we're crushing on each other..?" Emily 1 and fries both thought simultaneously.
"Hey guys." Pillow said happily, waving to yesterday George and yesterday Harold, both confused.
"So, what's going on?" Yesterday Harold asked.
"I'm not sure." Yesterday George said.
Then they heard a loud rumbling sound.
"It's the other turbo toliet!" Ari shouted.
"Wait he's already here?!" Turbo toliet 1 shouted.
"Yeah!" Ari shouted.
Then the treehouse shook.
He's arrived.
Chapter 85: (Act 43): Your betrayal (the eggs hatch)
Summary:
turbo toliet 2 causes the eggs to hatch.
Notes:
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Chapter Text
"Come down here already!" Turbo toliet 2 screamed, ramming into the treehouse as turbo toliet 1 fought his clone.
Book flew into a bookshelf with Nicole hitting her in the stomach.
"What do we do sidekicks?!" Captain underpants shouted, appearing out of nowhere, as a book fell atop his head.
"How should we know?!" Harold shouted.
"I won't ask again, come down and I won't have to use brute force!" Turbo toliet 2 shouted.
More stuff flew and the eggs sitting on the desk wobbled, as Pillow was thrown into the bookshelf.
"We won't come down!" George shouted.
"That was your last..CHANCE!" Turbo toliet 2 screamed, with turbo toliet 1 unable to stop him, as the eggs fell off of the table and cracked, hatching.
Chapter 86: Death of turbo toliet 2 (How did you love)
Summary:
Turbo toliet 2 and a random rio monkey named romeo die to the gerbil bats.
Notes:
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"What are these creatures?" George asked, inspecting the now hatched eggs.
"They're gerbil bats, I would know because I'm an animal research book." Book said proudly, as Pillow hugged her.
The gerbil bats went over to George and Harold to try and hug them, and give them affection but it wasn't really effective.
"Excuse me uh, gerbil bats." Pillow said, trying to get the gerbil bats attention.
The gerbil bats turned towards pillow.
Book looked at their collars.
They were named Toby, tina, and Orlando.
"Interesting, anyways can you guys do something about the other turbo toliet trying to well, kill us?" Book asked the gerbil bats.
They smiled and then went outside.
Turbo toliet 1 was still fighting with turbo toliet 2 and now with the orange monkey from Rio (Romeo), when turbo toliet 2 and Romeo were suddenly taken up to the sky by Tina, Toby and Orlando.
"Please let us go, we'll we do anything!" Romeo shouted.
"Yeah just let us down!" Turbo toliet 2 shouted in fear.
The gerbil bats did what they wanted them to, and let them down.
Let them down to their doom.
They both screamed, pleading for mercy.
But it was hopeless.
Turbo toliet 2 exploded on impact.
It was over.
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"What just happened?" George asked.
"Not sure but turbo toliet 2 is gone." Pillow said.
"Yeah let's just head back." Nicole said.
Nicole and the others grabbed the yoylelite, now with captain underpants, turbo toliet 1, George, Harold, yesterday George, and yesterday Harold coming along for the ride.
They were soon transported back to their home dimension, the class of 09 dimension.
"Now where's donut?" Ari asked.
"We're not sure." Book said.
Chapter 88: 88
Summary:
Karen, Jeffery, Donut, kurumi 2, electrical box, and momiji watch the death of alongcamejosh in his dimension.
Notes:
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Karen, Jeffery, Donut, kurumi 2, electrical box, and momiji were now inside of the alongcamejosh dimension.
In the top right corner, alongcamejosh himself was streaming a new video, which was really his final video ever.
"This is weird." Karen said.
"No shit, let's head ba-" Electrical box said before he heard a weird gargling noise from a distance.
"The hell?" Josh and Electrical box thought to themselves.
Then the screen flashed as donut and the others braced for impact, and that Shockwave killed Josh, and when the screen returned to normal, everything was on fire, the music was loud as hell, the signs were replaced with NULL, and Josh was dead.
"How the hell are we gonna get out of here?!" Kurumi 2 shouted.
"I don't know!" Donut shouted.
Electrical box just stood there, frozen in fear.
"Electrical box, snap out of it dude!" Momiji shouted, slapping EB out of his little trance.
"Shit, sorry, let's just find a way out of here!" Electrical box shouted, motioning the gang to follow him.
Chapter 89: (Act 45): Miss you love
Summary:
Donut and the gang try to find an escape from the alongcamejosh world.
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onut's gang kept running through the ruins of Josh's new server, trying to find an escape route somewhere.
Anywhere would do.
"God is there any way to escape from this dimension?" Donut asked.
"Hey guys I found a spaceship." Jeffery said, pointing to a spaceship that Leafy used to own back in bfdi season 1 and bfdijpe season 1.
"How?" Electrical box asked.
"Don't ask, just get in!" Karen shouted, as the rest of the gang got into the spaceship, and blasted off into another dimension.
Notes:
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Chapter 90: The sky under the sea
Summary:
Donut's gang crash land in the higurashi dimension.
Notes:
15
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The spaceship crash landed into the higurashi dimension.
"Ugh god, where are we now?" Electrical box asked, annoyed as he crawled out of the spaceship.
Donut checked his watch.
They were in June of 1983, and today was the day of the hinimizawa cotton drifting festival.
Donut's eyes widened in fear, as he shook slightly in fear.
"What's wrong donut?" Karen asked.
"It's..one.." Donut said, frightened.
"Wait are you serious?!" Karen shouted in fear.
"Will you two shut up? We can't have anyone notice us." Electrical box said, annoyed and putting his mouth on the two of them to shut them up.
"Aren't bomby, junko, Speaker, and muni the ones trying to kill one?" Jeffery asked.
"I mean, yeah? But why aren't they here?" Momiji asked.
"I'm not sure." Electrical box said.
One hid behind a bush, as satoko and keiichi walked into satoko's home.
"Let's get inside." Donut said, ushering his group to get inside of the house.
"Do you get the feeling that you're getting stalked by someone?" Satoko asked, as donut and the others slowly followed them.
"No, not really." Keiichi said.
"Maybe I'm just seeing things." Satoko said.
"This is risky.." Jeffery whispered to Karen.
"Yeah but it's not like we have any other options now don't we..?" Karen whispered back.
"You two stop talking, something feels off.." Electrical box whispered to the couple.
The group stopped walking and peeped their heads behind the wall leading to a room covered in some weird liquid and a light above a table.
"Where is the..ah there's the light." Keiichi said.
But when he turned on the light, blood was covering the entire room.
"Wha..what in the actual fuck..?" The group and keiichi thought.
END OF VOLUME 6 5/29/25)
Chapter 91: (Act 46): Through glass
Summary:
Donut and the gang save keiichi from dying, but also end up altering the higurashi gou/sotsu timeline.
Notes:
14
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VOLUME 7 START (5/29/25)
Before keiichi could say anything, a metal baseball bat swung and tried to hit him, but Karen got in the way of that and took the blow for him, causing her blood to fly around the group and room.
"Oww, shit that's gonna hurt for a good while." Karen said, clenching her head in pain as blood dripped down her face.
"You think you can just fuck with me?!" Satoko's uncle shouted, attempting to swing the bat towards Karen's head again, but electrical box used some of his powers to electrocute satoko's uncle, rendering him unconscious.
"Uncle yoshiro!" Satoko shouted, her face covered in blood, but when she got there, Jeffery was tending to Karen's wound, and donut, electrical box, kurumi 2, and momiji were just standing there, not sure on what to do.
"What just happened?" Keiichi asked.
"We stopped a tragedy from happening, sorta." Electrical box said.
"I really don't think killing this uncle yoshiro was a good idea but we're gonna kill one anyways so whatever." Donut said.
One was pissed.
She disappeared from the bush and went back to her room, where start button and the others who had been there for months at this point sat there, bored or traumatized.
"You're insane you know that? At least one of your minions is dead anyways." Start button said.
One flung him against her already beaten and battered bookshelf.
"Ow, son of a bitch." Start button said, groaning in pain.
"Whatever, he was just a backup plan anyways. Now, let's see what's going on with hakari now shall we?" One asked, turnin on her television to see crystal ball, irisheart, and hakari still flying through the sky.
Chapter 92: Self-Destruction
Summary:
Hakari, Crystal ball and Irisheart go back and find the school heavily altered now in the class of 09 dimension.
Notes:
13
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"I'm carrying like three people now, and you all are really heavy." Moon said, who was found by crystal ball, who was carrying Steve and Robin.
"We're not that heavy dear god." Steve said, offended.
"Yeah they're not that heavy." Hakari said.
Then Rikaimage appeared out of nowhere in front of them, startling them.
"Hey. I need you guys for a sec." Rikaimage said, grabbing the group and teleporting them to another dimension.
"Where are we?" Irisheart asked.
"I think it's the uh..class of 2010 dimension? No wait, it's class of 09, damn it." Steve said, correcting himself after his blunder.
Robin and hakari giggled and crystal ball and irisheart stared at him.
Rikaimage ate some potato chips.
"Yeah now go inside and go to the teacher's lounge or whatever." Rikaimage said lazily, giving the group a map to the teacher's lounge.
"Why do we need a map..?" Hakari asked, before she realized why as her eyes widened in surprise.
The school had somehow enlarged itself and looked like a maze to get through now.
"How did this school become so large?!" Hakari shouted, confused.
"It's been like this for a while." Crystal ball said.
"How do you know that?" Hakari asked.
"Don't ask, I just do." Crystal ball said.
"Whatever, let's just go in." Irisheart said, as the group walked into the school.
Chapter 93: (Act 47): Go down in history
Summary:
Hakari, Crystal ball and Irisheart go inside of the school, that was turned into a maze, meanwhile moon vanishes, and emily 1 and fries are still hopelessly in love with each other.
Notes:
12
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The trio walked inside of the school and it sure was big.
"It's gonna be a hassle to get through here." Irisheart said.
"Well we've come this far, so might as well go through this maze." Crystal ball said.
The trio walked through the maze, until they found a door.
"Huh, what does this room lead to?" Hakari asked.
She opened the door slowly and inside, was Principal lynn, kylar, and the rest of the gang.
Rikaimage was also there, covered in blood.
"I don't think trying to kill vinny by myself was a good idea." Rikaimage said.
"We almost died, multiple times!" Fan shouted in fear.
"She almost slit my damn throat too." Kyoko said, pissed.
"Uh I think we're missing some context here, mind explaining the situation at hand?" Hakari asked.
After the group explained the situation of cobs, one, and also vinny and the main ringleader of this operation, ritsuko.
"We tried to kill one of their minions, vinny but she's appeared to be more powerful than we thought." Rikaimage said.
"That's where I come in." Sonic said.
"Sonic will try to help us kill vinny." Kyoko said.
"Alright, we'll try to kill vinny too." Hakari said.
"Hell yeah that's the spirit!" Sonic shouted, hugging hakari and causing her to blush.
Meanwhile with Emily 1 and fries, they were not beating the allegations at this point.
They loved each other, but Emily 1 still needed to fulfill her goal.
To defeat Cobs, and ritsuko, and get Nicole and ari hooked up.
Even if it kills her.
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Nicole and ari were now back with captain underpants, the two Georges and harolds, the gerbil bats, and melvin, unfortunately.
Max and mio, who hadn't been seen for half of this fanfic, were chilling, and just looking at surveillance monitors.
"What have you guys been doing this entire time?" Nicole asked Max and mio.
"We don't really know tbh." Max said, drinking some apple juice.
"We've just been kinda stuck in between time and reality." Mio chimed in.
"Damn for real?" Nicole asked.
"Yeah, it's not really fun to deal with." Max said.
"Yeah, have you tried defeating Cobs multiple times?" Ari asked Max and mio.
The duo stayed silent.
"That's what I thought." Ari said.
Max wanted to say something, but couldn't exactly get the words out.
Mio just, spaced out for a while.
"We'll just..go somewhere else for a while." Max said.
With that, Max and mio left the room.
Chapter 95: (Act 48): ZOMBIFIED
Summary:
Emily 1 and Fries finally hook up after they both get high.
Notes:
10
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Emily and fries were now separated from their group, and were just walking alone in some random dimension.
"So, you got anything we can get high off of?" Fries asked.
Emily 1 blushed slightly, and struggled to keep her composure.
"W-well, I have some weed, it's not strong but it'll keep us high for a while." Emily 1 said, pulling out two bags of weed.
"Alright." Fries said, as he took the bag of weed and a piece of paper and folded it into a cigar of some sort.
Emily 1 did the same thing.
Soon, both of them were high.
"You're sooo hot." Emily 1 blurted out, but soon covering her mouth and blushing after she said that.
"I know." Fries said, smirking as Emily 1 became a flustered mess.
"I like druggies, like you." Fries said, in an attempt to rizz up Emily 1, which somehow worked, as Emily 1's entire face was as red as tomato from the object show Netural show.
"S-should we kiss..?" Emily 1 asked, still flustered.
"Sure." Fries said, cupping Emily 1's cheek as he kissed her on the lips, sloppily.
Emily 1 closed her eyes as she embraced the kiss.
They started to make out for a while until they separated to catch their breath.
"That was hot." Emily 1 said.
"Let's do that again." Fries said.
"Actually let's not, we need to focus on finding cobs." ITRD said, with chinatsu standing by him.
"Fine, let's go babe." Fries said, grabbing Emily 1's hand and heading off to find Cobs.
Chapter 96: Prison
Summary:
Myron, rocky and alexdria (alex 2) wake up in cobs lair, and the rest of the gang shortly arrive to confront the corn cob man himself.
Notes:
9
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Rocky woke up, in a place that he didn't recognize.
Alex 2 also woke up next to him, as the two were trapped in a jail cell.
Myron was strapped to the top of the ceiling, though it was only one of his arms.
He slowly opened his eyes, and saw many others tied up brutally.
Somehow he and Ryo were the only ones who had one arm strapped to the top of the ceiling.
"Where the hell are we?" Myron asked.
"Steve cobs's lair." Rikaimage said, emerging from the shadows, with Emily 1, fries, ITRD and chinatsu following her.
"Wait what?! Was I drugged or something?!" Myron asked, panicking.
"No, but I wish I could've done that, but it seems like our prisoners have awaken." Cobs said, emerging from the shadows like a Phoenix, in a spinny office chair.
He drank some wine mixed in with some of misato and Rikaimage's blood and froot juice.
"Ah, delicious blood from my enemies, speaking of which, you guys have fallen right into my trap." Cobs said, setting the wine glass down.
"What do you mean?" Rikaimage asked.
Then, vinny, origami, and ritsuko emerged from the shadows as well, covered in froot juice, ink, and blood.
One teleported into the room, holding a Crowbar with her powers.
"What did you do to them?" Rikaimage asked, getting close to Cobs.
Chapter 97: (Act 49): RATATATA
Summary:
Rikaimage and the others figure out what happened to the people planning to kill cobs and his minions back in chapter 76-77.
Notes:
8
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"I gutted them, mostly." Cobs said.
"What do you mean by that you insufferable kernel corn?!" Rikaimage asked, grabbing Cobs by his lanyard, pissed.
"Why don't you get a good look at what has happened?" Cobs asked.
"Guards! Untie Myron and Ryo from the roof, and have the people who aren't tied up or in cages follow me." Cobs ordered vinny and origami.
Origami flew up with vinny and vinny used her knife to cut Myron and ryo's rope that was once dangling them from the roof.
Myron screamed as he almost hit the ground.
But as he was about to brace for impact, one stopped him and Ryo from hitting the ground and becoming bloody messes.
"Oh..oh shit, I almost died.." Myron said, still scared shitless out of his mind.
"We've died multiple times before, so this isn't really new." Ryo said.
"You two, follow us for a special surprise." Vinny said, creepily smiling.
The group followed Cobs and the others into a dark room, which when the lights came on, was covered in blood and guts, and froot juice and ink.
"Ugh god, hanyuu is that you..?" Marker asked weakly.
"It's cobs stupid." One said, forcing Marker against the wall.
The group was horrified to say the least.
"I'm not caught up on what's even going on right now." Myron said.
"I'll explain later." Rikaimage said, annoyed.
Alya and misato were strapped to the ceiling with both arms chained up, and both were beaten and battered.
And the few people still alive.
Everyone else had passed out or was temporarily dead.
"Please, just get us out of here!" Elma shouted in fear, hiding in the corner.
"So, how's the surprise?" Cobs asked.
"I..wha.." Emily 1 and fries were speechless.
Meanwhile Nicole and ari were chilling in the teacher's lounge with max and mio a small distance away from them, when Max heard something on his walkie talkie.
"The hell?" Max thought, as he picked up the walkie talkie.
"Please save us! I can't take it anymore!" Myron shouted, panicked.
"Wha? Myron? The hell is going on?" Max asked.
The walkie talkie fell silent.
Meanwhile, Cobs took the walkie talkie and crushed it with his bare hands.
"There goes your only communication." Cobs said.
"Jesus christ." Myron said.
"We are so screwed.." Emily 1 said to fries.
Fries slowly nodded in fear.
"We need to go." Max said to Nicole, ari and mio.
Then Karen, Nickel, Jeffery and Pandora burst into the room, with hakari, irisheart and crystal ball following them.
"We're gonna come with you guys, plus I've always wanted to kill Cobs." Nickel said.
"Alright let's go." Max said, as he grabbed out a piece of yoylelite and everyone else, including him, put their arm/leg on the yoylelite, as they were transported to Nicole's house.
"Well, this piece of paper says Cobs is in the basement." Ari said, holding a piece of paper.
"Let's get down there, maybe there's still time to stop him." Mio said.
The group delved into the basement.
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"This feels really creepy." Max thought to himself, as the group walked down a creaky set of stairs.
"Yeah I don't remember my basement having creaky stairs." Nicole said.
The group continued to walk down the stairs, until Max hit his head on a little switch thingy dangling from the ceiling.
Max turned it on and the lightbulb lit up, revealing some weird modifications done with Nicole's basement.
"This basement is usually filled with weird anime shit, why is there a bunch of weapons n crap scattered around here?" Nicole asked.
"Well I'm not really sure." Max said.
Max found a door but it seemed to be locked.
"Damn it, we're gonna need to find a key, or break down the door rather." Max said.
Chapter 99: (Act 50): Don't let the party die
Summary:
hakari finds a key to open a mysterious door.
Notes:
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The group searched through the basement, trying to find the key to the door.
"Find anything yet?" Max asked mio.
"Nope, nothing yet." Mio said.
Max groaned in frustration.
"We need to find this damn key." Max said.
"Wait guys, I found it!" Hakari shouted in joy, holding an old rusty key in her hands.
"Are you sure that's the key?" Ari asked.
"Well it wouldn't hurt to try it out I suppose." Hakari said.
"Alright then." Ari said.
Chapter 100: Reeses pieces, I don't know who John Cleese is?
Summary:
max's group finds out where the door leads to.
Notes:
5
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Hakari inserted the key into the keyhole on the door.
Surprisingly it worked.
"Wait, before we open it, we should take some of these weapons with us." Nicole suggested.
"Good idea." Max said.
The group grabbed some guns and random objects, such as a frying pan, a baseball bat, and a shard of glass.
"Alright, looks like there's no turning back now, let's do this." Max said.
Hakari took a deep breath and opened the door.
The door opened with a very gross squishing and creaky sound coming from it, likely due to the blood, froot juice and ink smoothering the walls of it.
"What..is this place..?" Hakari asked in horror.
The others stepped inside once she stepped inside of the place.
The walls were covered in blood, froot juice and ink.
"God it smells horrible in here." Mio said, clenching her nose and trying not to vomit.
"Smells like rancid gym socks in here I swear to god." Max said.
"Help, help us please!" Myron shouted from the distance.
"Wait Myron, stop yelling, you're gonna get us caught!" Max shouted.
Cobs noticed that though.
"Ugh, you don't know when to quit, don't you?" Cobs asked Myron.
He gulped in fear.
"You stay the hell away from my friends!" Emily 1 shouted.
That resulted in her being punched in the face by origami.
"Ow, christ my damn nose." Emily 1 said, as she noticed that origami broke her nose when she was punched.
"You fucking deserve it anyways." Origami said, as she spat in Emily 1's face.
Fries punched her though.
"Don't you dare say shit about my girlfriend!" Fries shouted.
Emily 1 blushed.
And Cobs just sighed in annoyance.
"We should probably explore this room." Max said.
The rest of the group nodded in agreement.
END OF VOLUME 7
(6/16/25)
Chapter 101: (Act 51): Monument of greed
Summary:
Max's group searches the area for more survivors.
Notes:
4
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START OF VOLUME 8/FINAL VOLUME
Max's group started to search around for people, or anyone that could still possibly be even alive at this point.
But considering how bloody the room was, there was very little hope of any life being left in there besides Myron and the others being stuck in another room.
Not to mention the others who were tied up or stuck in cages in another room.
Meanwhile, Utena and sayo were also exploring the basement, holding hands as they didn't want to get separated.
Tree, ice cream, ribbit image, and bendeafy followed behind them.
"Ugh, when are we like, gonna get out of here? This place smells horrible." Tree said, complaining about the smell for the 1 billionth time.
Bendeafy and sayo sighed in annoyance.
"We'll get out of here when we get the right chance." Bendeafy said, annoyed.
"Wait I see someone." Ice cream said, pointing over to Max and mio, who were digging through piles of junk.
"Find anything good babe?" Mio asked.
"Well I found a ps2 controller with a very long cord, maybe we can strangle Cobs or origami with this." Max said, pulling on the long ass ps2 controller.
"Well I found a sword." Mio said, holding out a diamond sword.
"Yooooo that's awesome!" Max shouted in joy.
"Hey uh, can you help us out here?" Ice cream asked Max.
"Yeah with what exactly?" Max asked.
"A way out of this stinky basement!" Ice cream shouted, but not loud enough for cobs and the others to hear.
"Well, the door we went through is now locked so unless you wanna spend 20 or so hours trying to look for the key, I suggest you group up with us, so we can kill Cobs and his minions." Max said.
"Uh sure, but we kinda need an explanation on who Cobs is though." Ice cream said.
"We'll explain later, just help us explore this place." Mio said.
"Alright I guess." Ice cream said.
Ice cream's group followed Max and mio and their group through the dungeon that was Nicole's basement.
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"Well, you got anything that Myron, elma, and the others that aren't in the loop don't know about?" Cobs asked Emily 1 and fries.
Myron and elma shot a dirty look at the couple.
"What is cobs talking about?" Myron asked.
Emily 1 and fries sweated, staying silent.
"Tell us please, we need to know." Elma said, scared.
Emily 1 sighed.
Fried groaned in frustration.
"You guys were created in this time loop by me and later, my boyfriend fries." Emily 1 said.
Myron and elma were in shock.
Rocky and Alex 2 were also in shock, as they were taken out of the cage they were in earlier by one.
"There we go, now that's what i wanna hear." Cobs said, menacingly as he held his meeple knife dangerously close to Emily 1's neck.
Emily 1 gritted her teeth and widened her eyes in fear, as she gripped fries's hand.
Fries clenched his fists, and his scene girlfriend's hand.
Tree noticed this though.
"Guys, I see cobs." Tree said, pointing towards cobs, while he held a sadistic grin on his face.
"Wait you see him?!" Sayo shouted.
Utena put her hand over sayo's mouth to shush her.
"Well, I spy with my little ear a redhead and a brunette trying to run from me!" Cobs shouted, throwing a mini meeple knife near where ari and Nicole were.
The knife just barely missed them both, as it landed between the two of them and hit a saggy piece of flesh already nailed to the wall with a nail gun.
"Wait, is that a heart?" Tree asked.
"Silence you stupid specimen!" Cobs shouted, as he ran towards tree and held the knife close to her neck.
"What do we do now?" Nicole asked ari.
"Hear me out on this one." Ari said, as she whispered something into Nicole's ear.
Nicole's eyes widened in shock.
"That could possibly get us killed." Nicole said, worried.
"Well we're out of options and like max said before, there's no going back now." Ari said.
Nicole sighed.
"You got a fair point." Nicole said.
Chapter 103: (Act 52): Porcelain
Summary:
Nicole, Ari, and the rest of the gang defeat cob's minions and prepare for the final battle that lays ahead of them.
Meanwhile spongebob's gang falls for an ice cream trap in another dimension.
Notes:
2
104 and 105 were supposed to come out today but I haven't made much progress for 104 yet, and 105 isn't even written then.
So I'll probably have these final two chapters done by late june or early-mid july.
I will also buy a dia kurosawa plush this summer, hopefully.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Ari and Nicole put their hands up.
"We surrender." The two lesbians said in unison.
Tree and ice cream hugged each other in a panic.
Max, mio, rikaimage, sayo, utena, hakari, fries and emily 1 were trying to usher ari and Nicole to put their hands down, as they had come this far and weren't gonna back down now.
"Wow, didn't expect that, anyways, origami, one, and vinny, tie up ari and Nicole, and keep the people who are with me here to watch them burn alive as they are dipped into molten hot lava." Cobs said.
*Insert bfdi shock sound effect here*
Ari and Nicole clenched their fists.
"And meanwhile, me and ritsuko are gonna have a nice time destroying this universe and timeline, and I'll finally get that sweet suculus cash that I RIGHTFULLY DESERVE!" Cobs shouted.
"Farewell everyone. It's been fun, NOT! Haha!" Cobs shouted.
As soon as Cobs left the room, origami and vinny got out some ropes to tie ari and Nicole's arms behind their back so they can painfully hogtie them.
"Actually, let's just use these handcuffs, they aren't easy to break out of after all." One said.
"Nah we'll do fine with the ropes but thanks for the offer." Vinny said.
"Stay away from my friends!" Nickel shouted.
Vinny snapped her neck towards nickel, and smiled at him creepily.
He gulped in fear and hid behind Jeffery.
Karen and Jeffery held hands, and just prayed for mercy at this point.
As soon as ari and Nicole's hands were tied behind their backs, tightly, origami and vinny walked to a different area to put ball gags in their mouthes.
In the meantime, ari told rikaimage to give her and Nicole a knife to cut the ropes with and that's what she did.
Vinny came back with the ball gags, and af the same time, ari and Nicole had cut their binds apart with the knife.
Ari gave Nicole her pocket knife behind her back, as vinny approached them.
"Are you ready?" Vinny asked, as she held the ball gag to ari's mouth, which was red to represent her hair color.
"Yeah, ready for you to die bitch." Ari said, creepily smiling, as her eyes glowed a crimson red, indicating that she was now a witch.
"I'm sorry?" Vinny asked.
She didn't have any time to react, as ari stabbed her eye out with the knife.
Vinny screamed in terror as she struggled to keep her eye inside of her.
Nicole kicked her to the wall, as origami came out with junko.
Emily 1 and fries came running towards junko and started to beat her to death.
"You son of a bitch!" Origami shouted.
She lunged towards Nicole, who in response to that, shoved a rusty shovel towards her mouth.
She impailed her mouth, as origami choked on it for a bit, before nicole shoved it down her mouth, decapitating her as she shut her eyes and passed away.
Vinny was crawling away from the wreckage when all of a sudden, Book and Pillow dropped down from the ceiling, and crushed vinny with a piano.
"Hey guys." Pillow said.
"Where did you guys come from?" Nicole asked.
"Well.." Book started.
Flashback (what follows is a brief construction montage)
Book and Pillow were chilling on top of a piano poorly strung up to the ceiling when the couple noticed the rope holding it tearing.
"Wait I got an idea baby, we can use this piano to crush one of cobs's minions, or Cobs himself." Book said.
"Smart thinking babe." Pillow said, kissing her on the cheek.
Book blushed and smiled.
Then when the time was right, the piano dropped from the ceiling and crushed vinny.
End of flashback (we hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage)
"And that's how it all happened." Pillow and Book both said in unison.
Junko was now beaten to a bloody pulp.
She sqeaked a bit, before Emily 1 grabbed a gun and shot her in the head, killing her instantly.
"Well, we should get to finding cobs, I think I saw him go into the room where the rei ayanami, miku nakano and Hatsune miku clones were." Rikaimage said.
"Alright gang, let's finally kill Cobs once and for all." Emily 1 said.
*Insert bfdi Yeah sound effect here*
It was time, for their final battle, to commence.
Meanwhile, Cobs sat on ritsuko's lap, as he drank some tea ritsuko prepared for him.
"That is the best tea ever, where'd you get this from?" Cobs asked.
"The blood of the clones sweetie." Ritsuko said.
"That's sexy." Cobs said.
The two of them sloppily made out, as miku 1, miku 2 and rei were grossed out by this.
Muni grumbled in the corner.
Madoka and homura were making out right in front of teto, who was just drunk out of her mind for some reason, concerning momiji, donut, electrical box and mahiro.
Misato struggled to say anything through her ball gag and bounds.
Reimu was also tied up.
And so was spider and coconut.
Irisheart had most of her guts well, gutted out by now and was barely alive.
And Bob and Larry didn't really know what to do, since they were in a cage with the rest of the gang, excluding spongebob, Patrick, squidward, plankton, and the rubies for some strange reason.
Meanwhile, in another dimension, spongebob, squidward, plankton, Patrick and the Rubies were in an area full of skulls and bones, as they were laughing about random nonsense.
"Woah, the road here's getting a little bumpy." Spongebob said, as they drove over a bunch of skull and bones.
Then Patrick and spongebob said something about being men and whatnot, and the rubies agreed with them.
"Hey look free ice cream! Patrick shouted, pointing to a suspiciously placed free ice cream sign on the side of the highway.
"Oh boy." Spongebob said gleefully as he, Ruby 1, 2 and 3 all went to go get the ice cream, as they navigated their way through skulls and bones.
Patrick and ruby 4 stayed back at the patty car they were driving in.
"How you doing?" Patrick asked a random skull.
"I'm ruby 4, what's your name?" Ruby 4 asked.
The two then made a horrible realization.
They both forgot to tell spongebob and the other rubies that they wanted chocolate.
"Spongebob! Make me and ruby 4's a chocolate!" Patrick shouted from the patty car.
"Gotcha covered, 6 please." Spongebob said.
"Certainly, you kids enjoy." A kind old lady said, handing spongebob and the Rubies their ice cream.
"Actually we're men and woman here, but thanks now Patrick lets.." spongebob said before he realized something was up with the ice cream bowl.
It was sticky to the touch, and stuck to spongebob's hand.
"Uh, let go." Spongebob said.
"Hey let go, we need the ice cream." Ruby 1 said, trying to help spongebob deliver the ice cream to their hungry friends.
Ruby 2 and 3 tried to help out too, but to no avail.
"Ugh, what is this?" Spongebob questioned the weird bowl.
The ground soon started to shake.
The ice cream stand soon fell apart, as skulls and bones rattled on the ground.
"What kind of old lady are you?!" Spongebob shouted.
"Tell us, you hideous creature!" Ruby 2 shouted.
Meanwhile, squidward and Plankton were hiding in the back of the car, when they noticed the ground shaking.
The old lady's hair and glasses fell off.
Spongebob and the Rubies were disgusted by that.
"What the..oh my god.." squidward said, as he saw something horrific come out of the ground.
Spongebob and the Rubies noticed this too, as sharp teeth and a round eyeball shaped like a fish arose from the ground.
Spongebob shrieked, as the Rubies clung onto each other in fear of being eaten alive.
Then the creature revealed itself to be a frogfish.
The ice cream stand was a trap set up by this fish to be it's next meal.
The 4 of them all screamed in fear.
"You gotta get out of there guys!" Squidward, Plankton ruby 4 and Patrick shouted in fear.
The frogfish started to close its mouth to eat it's meal, that being spongebob and the Rubies.
Spongebob screamed as he and the Rubies bit it's tongue, as spongebob held onto the sticky bowl for dear life.
The 4 of them screamed as they landed in the patty car.
"At least you got the ice cream." Patrick said.
The frogfish roared.
"I think we have bigger issues on our plate right now!" Squidward shouted.
The gang looked at it in horror.
"Step on it patrick!" Spongebob shouted.
Patrick went ham on the pedal, as the flag fell off.
Ruby 2 grabbed it though.
The others screamed in fear, as ruby 2 held the flag and got onto the back of the car, trying to find a good spot to stab it, as Patrick drove closer and closer to the end of the highway.
Back with Cobs and ritsuko, they were about to fuck, but then, Emily 1, her boyfriend fries and the rest of the gang burst into the room by kicking the door down.
"Well well well, looks like we got everyone here now." Cobs said.
"Yeah, now let's end this." Emily 1 said.
"Buuuut, let's wait for spongebob, squidward, Patrick, plankton, and the Rubies to come back first." Ritsuko said.
"Fine." Fries said, annoyed.
Notes:
I might be going to college soon, hopefully QwQ
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Back with spongebob's gang, spongebob and squidward were now hugging each other as the rest of the gang, excluding Ruby 2 and now Plankton, were still screaming their heads off.
The frogfish kept chasing them throughout the highway.
"Come on kids, have some ice cream!" The old lady, now somehow having her hair and glasses back.
Spongebob, Patrick, squidward and ruby 1, 3 and 4 all screamed in fear.
"I'll even let you pet Mr whiskers!" The old lady shouted, as a cat meowed.
Then at that exact same time, Ruby 2 stabbed the frogfish's tongue.
It roared as Patrick drove faster.
"Wait a minute, it's a portal, hang on guys!" Patrick shouted.
Ruby 2 took thus opportunity to stab the frogfish with the flag in the throat.
The frogfish roared and screeched in pain as ruby 2 hung onto the back of the patty car, clenching her hands onto the backseat for dear life.
Eventually, the group made their way through the portal, right before the frogfish could eat them.
The portal in the cloning room opened as the patty car came to a halt, just before Patrick's gang ran into ari.
"Geez, trying to kill me right before we kill Cobs huh?" Ari asked.
"Sorry, there was this fish monster chasing us and-" Patrick said, before Cobs interrupted him.
"Shut your mouth, you stupid starfish!" Cobs shouted.
"Hey, I'm not a starfish, you're a starfish!" Patrick shouted.
Cobs groaned in frustration, putting his hand over his face.
"Whatever, I'll just kill you first!" Cobs shouted, as he aimed his meeple knife towards Patrick.
"No you won't." Spongebob said, as he whacked Cobs in the back of the head with a desk lamp.
Umi and Eraser started to try and break out of their restraints, as screwie chewed on the ropes of other people's restraints to help out somehow.
Patrick lunged at ritsuko and punched her, breaking one of her glasses lens.
"Ugh, great." Ritsuko groaned in frustration.
Umi and Eraser were almost done destroying the rope restraints.
Fries grabbed out one of his electro fries as a weapon and handed another on to Emily 1.
The two of them charged towards cobs, who struggled to fight back before he punched Emily 1.
He was about to punch fries, but squidward came in and wacked him upon the head with his clarinet.
"Cobs, your parade won't be dry under my..UMBRELLA!" Plankton shouted, as he grabbed an umbrella and wacked him in the face.
He grabbed the umbrella and threw it and Plankton into the cage.
Around this time, umi and Eraser finally broke free of their bonds, and were busy freeing everyone else from the cage.
The people who were still alive, besides the tied up people were ari, Nicole, Emily 1, fries, Emily 2, Alex 2, rocky, Myron, Eraser, umi, screwie, rikaimage.jpg, Dia, ice cube, alya, masachika, Marker, kagami, konata, coiny, pin, nozomi, sayo, utena, Patrick, Mr krabs, spongebob, plankton, xbox game, maho, electrical box, mahiro, momiji, donut, hanyuu, the Rubies, hanamaru, teto, miku 1, miku 2, homura, madoka, screwie, mickey, bocchi, kita, nickel, Jeffery, Karen, Bob, irisheart, hakari, Max, tennis ball, golf ball, mio, kelly, elma, and Larry.
Bill chiper and Ford were there too, to help out with the fight.
Everyone else was dead or barely alive, or tied up.
Miku 2 threw Nickel at Cobs, who threw him back at her.
She dodged it.
Myron used his nut spray to try and kill ritsuko, but he missed and hit one of the miku clones instead.
He happened to hit a tube, which spilled all over the place.
Golf ball grabbed Marker and used him as a sword, as ritsuko tried to kill gb with a knife.
Nicole and ari kicked ritsuko in the stomach, causing spit to fly out of her as she spinned and hit a wall.
She clenched her fists in anger, as she grabbed a knife and screamed as she charged towards the gang.
Rocky kicked her where the sun don't shine though.
It didn't do much as he was almost sliced open, if tennis ball didn't get him out of the way.
"Be careful in a fight like this, who knows what will happen!" Tennis Ball shouted in fear.
Marker charged and bit off one of cob's kernels, as he spit it into his face.
Cobs growled in anger, as he kicked Marker to irisheart, who moaned in pain.
Then Marker thought of something.
Rikaimage came over and Marker whispered a plan into her ear.
"That's actually not a bad idea." Rikaimage said.
Rikaimage was able to close up irisheart's stomach by stitching it together with magic and letting Marker control her body with magic.
The gang was clearly losing the fight.
Half of their members were getting injured and the rest were busy trying to escape.
Then Marker came over with irisheart's body.
"Looking for me?" Marker asked.
Cobs and ritsuko were in shock.
"How is this possible?!" Ritsuko and Cobs shouted in unison.
"The power of magic!" Marker shouted, before charging towards them at full speed.
Meanwhile, Nicole, ari, fries, and Emily 1 separated themselves from the main fight to meet in a different part of the room.
Dia, nozomi, coiny, pin, ice cube, and hanamaru followed them, mostly just to eavesdrop.
So the only people fighting were Marker, homura, madoka, rocky, Myron, Alex 2, Emily 2, mickey, Bob, Larry, golf ball, tennis ball, utena, sayo, rikaimage, max, mio, kelly, and teto.
The rest were finding an escape route.
"So what do you guys want to meet about exactly?" Nicole asked.
"Well, I've been through 6-7 time loops, trying to get you and ari to become girlfriends, but thanks to this stupid time machine I found and the school shooting, it screwed my plans, and ugh.. YOU TWO JUST CONFESS YOUR DAMN FEELING TO EACH OTHER!" Emily 1 shouted.
Nicole and ari blushed and looked at each other.
They have had their fair share of differences, especially when they first dated.
They were both hoping this would go well, but it hadn't gone well so far.
It was like, a curse was holding them back from dating properly.
"Look, I'm sorry about everything bad I've ever done to you, the abuse, the uh..god just anything bad I've ever done to you." Nicole said, apologizing.
"I'm sorry too, for just not always being there for you and constantly dying, but I do want us to be in a serious relationship this time, and I don't care what I have to go through, or I die again, Nicole Sanderson, will you promise to be my girlfriend, and my possible wife until the day I permanently die?" Ari asked, practically on her knees like she was proposing to the brunette.
Nicole's face was all red, but she smiled real big that day.
Tears formed in her eyes.
Happy tears.
"Yes, yes I will Ari Winters." Nicole said, wrapping her arms around her now redhead girlfriend.
"That's what I like to hear baby." Ari said.
The two pulled each other in for a kiss.
It was sloppy, but at the same time perfect.
Ari explored Nicole's mouth as the two moaned in each other's lips.
Emily 1 and fries were both happy to finally get that done.
Now it was time to defeat Cobs once and for all.
"Wait what about one?" Nozomi asked, peaking out of the corner and startling the couples.
"Jesus don't scare us like this, but honestly, we don't know, she just disappeared." Ari said.
"We can worry about her some other day, let's just focus on killing Cobs, and ritsuko too." Nicole said.
"I kinda forgot about her honestly." Pin said.
"Same, but let's all kill Cobs now!" Dia announced, as the group headed back into the fight.
Chapter 105: (Act 53/Final Act): The undertakers thirst for revenge is unquenchable (the final battle)
Summary:
The final battle concludes, but is it really over?
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Cobs was starting to get more beaten and battered.
He called in for crazy mita and doctor octogonopus for backup, as ritsuko was busy chasing the people trying to escape.
The two arrived in mere seconds.
Bob proceeded to use Larry as a sword.
"Ha, take this!" Bob shouted, as he used his cucumber friend as his own little weapon.
Cobs got out his meeple knife and used it like a sword, but now is foe was Bob.
"Just give it up man, ritsuko's surrendering and you're outnumbered." Bob said.
"What are you saying you stupid tomato?" Cobs asked.
But as he turned around, ritsuko put her hands up.
"What?!" Cobs shouted furiously, clenching his fists as his kernels started to boil from anger.
"That was anti climatic." Alex 2 said.
Cobs searched the room, as a last ditch effort to try and kill the gang.
Then a devious idea spawned into his head.
He ran over to the mikus and grabbed them both by the head.
"Hey let my girlfriend go or else!" Teto shouted.
"Or else what, you'll season me?" Cobs asked, putting the mikus in a headlock.
"Well I uh.. I didn't really think this through." Teto said.
"Aw well, you're gonna die anyways!" Cobs shouted.
Then miku 1, teto's girlfriend, bit down real hard on cob's hand, causing him to let go of the mikus.
"Ow, son of a corn cob!" Cobs shouted.
"Haha!" Marker shouted, laughing at Cobs, like he had just told a funny joke.
"Why aren't you dead yet?!" Cobs shouted, as he was about to attack Marker.
But just then, fries attacked Cobs by being thrown at him by his girlfriend, Emily 1.
"Everyone, get out of here, me and emily 1 will hold him off!" Fries shouted.
"You heard the man, let's blow this popsicle stand!" Mr krabs shouted, as he grabbed a bunch of injured people and tied up people and took them to the escape route he and a bunch others had been planning out during the battle.
The escape route was a small path dug through the walls that lead to outside Nicole's house.
Meanwhile, Nicole's mom and brother, Gabe, had finally arrived from getting the groceries.
"Geez, took us a while, but we're finally back." Nicole's mom, Angela, said.
Then, Mr krabs and the rest of the gang burst out of a hole near the mailbox of the house.
"God..damn.." Rikaimage said weakly.
"Uh, who are you, and where's nicole?" Angela asked.
"Right here mom." Nicole said, getting up, and holding ari's hand.
"Can you explain what's going on?" Angela asked.
"Well.." Nicole and ari started.
Back in Nicole's basement, fries and emily 1 were still fighting Cobs.
"Give it up old man, we've won!" Emily 1 shouted.
"That's where your wrong." Cobs said, holding a bob-bomb in his hands.
"NO!" Fries shouted, as he threw the now lit bomb and threw it at another clone tube.
The bob-bomb exploded, which caused the ceiling to start collapsing, crushing ritsuko in the process.
"We need to get out of here!" Emily 1 shouted.
Fries and emily 1 kicked Cobs in the face and followed a bread crumb trail leading to the outside.
Then Cobs grabbed Emily 1's leg.
"You think you're getting away so easily?! Big things are coming and you can't stop me, you will be cursed by the time loops forever!" Cobs shouted, as he laughed manically.
"Yeah sure buddy, let's go babe!" Emily 1 shouted, as she held fries's hand and the two kicked Cobs again.
Cobs was buried under rubble soon after.
Eventually, fries and emily 1 were the last ones to get out of the basement.
The house shook for a bit before it stopped.
"Oh, uh, the basement collapsed btw." Fries said.
"And I just repaired it." Rikaimage said.
"How?" Emily 1 asked.
Rikaimage glared at her creepily.
"Black magic." Rikaimage said.
The gang kinda just stood there, unsure on what to do next.
Epliogue
Sunday, September 26th, 2010
6 months after Cobs's and ritsuko's defeat
Nicole woke up, got dressed in her iconic diamond tank top, black jeans, and black socks.
She brushed her teeth, took her meds and headed out of the bathroom.
"Morning sweetie, Gabe made us breakfast." Angela said happily.
Nicole smiled slightly.
Ever since Cobs was buried in Nicole's basement, nicole has gotten on better term with her family.
She still retained her original personality, but she also had a change of heart because of ari.
And today was their 6 month anniversary.
Nicole sat down and ate her breakfast, which was an omelet.
"This is really good, as per usual." Nicole said.
"Thanks, I'm actually glad I've been getting better at cooking recently." Gabe said.
Gabe had changed a lot, because of rikaimage's "black magic".
He wasn't a one note child diddler anymore.
Rather he was just an average college dude, who liked video games.
He had also gotten himself a girlfriend in June, and her name is Donna mcharrin.
Nicole ate her omelet quickly.
"Thanks for the food, I'll be heading out now." Nicole said.
As she opened the door, her girlfriend ari, was waiting for her.
Ari was wearing her iconic orange crush t shirt and black jeans, and some spongebob sneakers.
Nicole put on her matching squidward sneakers and the two locked hands with each other, and headed out.
Emily 1 and fries were also there, as they had decided to go a double date with them.
The 4 of them headed off to the mall for their double date.
One stood on the sidewalk, as she stared at them.
"They won't know what'll hit them." One said, as she disappeared into thin air.
END OF VOLUME 8/FINAL VOLUME
THE END
JIGGSTHEPUFF/SKYLAR
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Sequel coming soon! :3
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