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[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]
[Admins currently online : MLP Crier and Single Mother]
[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER and Scientist (nerd)]
[Present users : Medics are hot, Sexy Medic, and spiderWOMEN]
[Current offline users : None]
[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]
[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually]
Sexy medic: Breakdown and I just watched the new movie that came out recently. Micked was really good. I'm so excited for part 2 honestly..
Medics are hot: It was pretty good honestly.
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: oh cool what’s it’s about?
?? has added Cody to the gc
?? changed Cody’s name to Baby
Baby: uhhhh
Baby: why is
Baby: what the..
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: … uh
Baby: HIIII :D woah this is noble!!! I don't have enough friends for this normally.
Single mother {Admin}: Query: Are you a human?
Baby: yeah.. I’m a human!! Why are you asking :D
MLP crier {Admin}: kick him
Scientist (nerd) has kicked Baby from the group chat
?? has added Baby to the group chat
Scientist (nerd) has kicked Baby from the group chat
?? has added Baby to the group chat
Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: This is illogical
Baby: this is so weird AND EXCITING AT THE SAME TIME!! This is so noble
Medics are hot: tell me about it kiddo.. You seem energetic.
Baby: Well I mean I don't have many friends, and I wanna take every opportunity life throws at me!! Oh yeah, I’ll do a quick intro for everyone :D
Baby: My name is Cody and he/him!! I wanna be inclusive.
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Star is fine for me, he/him prefer but I'm cool with any.
spiderWOMEN: Spider and She/her is fine, also how old are you? I’d prefer not making any weird jokes with a child.
Baby: ... 12
Sexy medic: CHO KE
Baby: huh? What's sexy?
Sexy Medic: break is ;)
Sexy Medic: also knock is fine, he/him
Medics are hot: aww thanks and break he/him
Single mother {Admin}: Name; Sound and he/him
MLP crier {Admin}: .... D-16, he/him
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: really?
MLP crier {Admin}: shut up he can’t know
Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: .. sigh, Shock is fine. It's the most logical choice.
Baby: oh cool, anyways where are you guys from?
Sexy medic: uhhhh
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: uhhhh Norterbyc!!
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: its French
spiderWOMEN: yeah French
Baby: Sick!! I’ve never been to France. I get stuck in one place the whole time but it’s really fun here. :D
Medics are hot: so uh how was your day
Baby: Oh not much just simply traveled through time and ended up finding an evil scientist who tried to experiment on my friends and accidentally made a universe where the evil scientist won and my family were workers and I ended up saving them then went back in time again to grab what made that timeline then went back to my original timeline. Yk not much so how was your guys day :D
I AM NEW LEADER {Mod}: What the frag
[In our prime]
[Admins currently online : Megatron and Sound]
[Moderators currently online : Starscream and Scientist]
[Present users : Breakdown, Knockout, and Ariachnid]
[Current offline users : None]
[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]
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Starscream: THE KIDS 12 AND HES TIME TRAVELED???
Dreadwing: ???? CONTEXT???
Starscream: SOME FRAGAFT KID GOT LOCKED INTO STAYING WITH THE OTHER GC
Megatron: we must keep him around longer
Breakdown: What on primus’ flat tittys are those humans up to?? Will those humans start doing that as well??
Knockout: those fleshies, are weird we knew this
Soundwave: Answer; Time traveling isn't normal and so is that kid.
Airachnid: gee thanks for the OBVIOUS CHATGPT
Soundwave: ╭∩╮(◣_◢)╭∩╮
Airachnid: frag you
Soundwave: no go kiss arcee
Airachnid: YOU LITTLE.
Soundwave: (๑>•̀๑)
Dreadwing: .. I am going to go back to hanging out with Tarrn. Have fun, I guess.
Shockwave: that.. That is most logical. Sunstorm is having one of his episodes again, which I do not want to deal with today.
Starscream: augh can relate. He’s being a aft rn
Dreadwing: shouldn't you all be talking to that kid?
Starscream: oh yeah
[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]
[Admins currently online : MLP Crier and Single Mother]
[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER and Scientist (nerd)]
[Present users : Medics are hot, Sexy Medic, and spiderWOMEN]
[Current offline users : None]
[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]
[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually]
Baby: sigh I’m so tired I’m gonna sleep for the night my older brother is being so annoying rn so I may pop up later
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: good idea Cody night
Sexy medic: get a good 8 hours
Baby is offline
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Starscream: Time traveling 12 year old's what’s next he has this car that teleports him to locations that his brother picks out
[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]
[Admins currently online : MLP Crier and Single Mother]
[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER and Scientist (nerd)]
[Present users : Medics are hot, Sexy Medic, and spiderWOMEN]
[Current offline users : None]
[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]
[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually]
Baby is online
Baby: YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
Single mother {Admin}: Query; What happened?
Baby: My friends and I were teleported all over the city I live in and it takes us to locations my older brother picked out for his date!!
spiderWOMEN: WAIT DIDNT STAR PREDICT THIS
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I’m going to deactivate myself
spiderWOMEN: HASHAHZBAJANSAKCJ
Single mother {Owner}: .·°՞(˃ ᗜ ˂)՞°·.
Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Maybe because the author thought it would be funny to add the joke and will probably randomly make a dumb joke that Starscream predicts something.
Single mother {Admin}: what
Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: What
Baby: Man now im I’m reminiscing over that one time I was almost burned alive by lava
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: CHO KE
Single mother {Admin}: Query; What else happened to you?
Baby: Let’s seeeeee alright so basically
Baby: Robot dinosaur got loose and almost killed some people, yk the classic almost burned to death, almost burned alive, flying lobsters… don’t ask, unleashed a bunch of nanites, almost died, almost killed a robot baby, there was that lion, weather machine x2, evil scientist who we met back in time recently showed up and made the good scientist leave his job and again almost died. That’s about half so far
Single mother {Admin}: Query; half?
Baby: anyways not including the falling objects and the time my friend almost died and I would have potentially been really injured and hurt. Not much
Medics are hot: how.. Aren't you dead
Baby: Skill, pure skill
Private messages Optimus Prime and Cody
Cody: Did you have a friend named D-16?